Thread 81720469

Hastings edition

Looks like a nice place Hastings

>>81720476
best place to live in england imo

Shippy is a nonce im certain of this

>>81720469 (OP)
beautiful picture

i want to be there

the mere presence of /britfeel/ causes more seethe than you could ever imagine.

https://youtu.be/dnDdh-UthzE
He Playstation Five Gamer
We all on that road to the Masters in life. x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CkUZn7ZIE-U

The thinking man's History Debunked

Have a nice saturday fellas
UwU

>>81720530
Old people were a mistake, cull them all

>>81720530
Aside from the fact history debunked is a raging zionist, he was getting quite dull for me, subbed to this new guy.

>>81720547
You'll be old one day lad, why not find a bridge to jump off now? Go out in your prime lad, no need to become a burden on society. It is your duty, as you know old people are worthless, you know you'll become old and worthless. You're hanging around to become a burden to society?

My therapist from the mental health team is so small, pale, and sexy. I honestly love her and her cute voice. I don't even care what she is saying, but I love her. But idk if I should tell her this

so two of the thread dollies pissed themselves last night? that's class.

>>81720562
I wouldn't tell her, just start fingering her during the next session

Latest dje media video charlie's bodyguard is more famous with people asking for photos even though he has no channel of his own kek

I am politically promiscuous. I flirt with the far-right and far-left and I please. This makes me smarter than you lot, unironically

finishing off this woffe and then garn out for my Saturday morning run, ending at the local market where I will buy nice eggs, bread, and butter to make scrambled eggs on toast for brunch.

>>81720554
I used to sub to History Debunked, then unsubbed when I got bored of the 'I'm a twee old English man, with a soft spoken voice and ready to raise a condescending eyebrow'.

Re-subbed and already sick of his doomer bullshit

>>81720574
>I flirt with the far-right and far-left and I please
Fellatio or sodomy?

the oasis reunion takes me back to the oasis vs blur fights on feel street back in the 90s

>>81720580
Did you see that absolutely bizarre interview with Ed dutton?

>Ed: "So what university did you go to
>Simon: "ummm ah I didn't go to university"
>Ed: So what did you do after leaving school"
>Simon: "I think we'll move swiftly on"
>Ed: Ok, so what about your early twenties then
>Simon: I don't think I'll be discussing that part of my life, we all have things we'd rather gloss over don't we?

>>81720597
Definitely was a dosser who was a NF nut back in the day

Last one to reply is gay

>>81720469 (OP)
Ruthmong dreams of walking along the beach barefoot with Ruth.

tattoos are so cringe

>>81720629
t. chinless chudcel

>>81720637
forgot your trip mate

That reminded me of the thread where I wa simultaneously accused of having a comically large chin, and a recessed chin

Had to get up very early today for something, so decided while I was up to make the missus a nice little breakfast as a treat. Cooked it, brought it up with a cup of tea and left it for her while I went off to do my thing.

Got back and didn't even get a thank you. Decided to ask five mins ago if breakfast was nice and she said 'yeah it was okay'.

Am I missing something here? I kind of went out of my way to do something nice for her and apparently it was nice when questioned... but she felt no need to say thank you, or even say it was nice without me prompting? Okay...?

Seriously what the fuck, why is this a thing? Why couldn't she just appreciate something nice? Fuck sake.

>>81720668
She has the ick, shouldn't have gotten married in the first place

>>81720668
This is why I'm no good in relationships. Can't stand when birds go sour for no reason.
Sorry your saturday morning got off to a bad start.

>Getting married in the 2020s
what a state

Shippy why do you think it's so difficult for you to find a gf?

How are we clockmaxxing today lads?

>>81720668
Back in the day the woman made you breakfast and if it was shit you had every legal right to slap her about. This satanic world is inverted.

>>81720690
The biggest reason is probably my lack of social life, but beyond that, the few women that have wanted to be my gf I've had no interest in. What can I say, I'm not really actively persuing, and it's not something I dwell on.

The third reason of course is that I cannot stand women

>>81720629
Sometimes yeah but what's even more cringe is people who get all upset over them

>>81720668
You're with a selfish and careless partner who doesn't really care for you. The spark is gone, she's used to you. She may still love you on some level but she takes you for granted and resents you a little bit.

Yes I got this just from those few sentences but I'm right.

At least she's only at the "ignoring the gestures you make" stage and not yet at "punishing you for gestures".

>>81720722
Why are you so insecure about your tattoos that you get riled up when people don't like them

don't care about tattoos on other people but i've never seen one that actually looks good

Might do a video today, might not. Going to go walk to M&S and do some shopping first

>>81720727
>no u

I'm not insecure at all, I have some shitty tattoos and they just make me smile remembering what I was like when I got em

I'm fond of myself, it's nice

Caring that much about other people's tattoos makes me think you've got some real issues

I just couldn't give a fuck about piercings or tattoos, dont care about people who dress weird or are fat, dont expend me energy spazzing over others.

>>81720735
I don't care about your tattoos, but your post here
>>81720722
indicates you've been riled up by the person who said they're cringe

scranning a poo arse

Even if I got a match on a dating app (I've had some matches and women message me when I've been on them) they'd instantly get the ick at my voice/mannerisms irl

>>81720744
There's nothing left but to clockmaxx at this point. We both write off another year this month so there's that at least. The reamining decades will go ever faster than the last ones

It all ny big cousin fault for buying me tequila shots i wake up n ave vomited down my tummy nd vomited on the bed nd I peepeed myself in my knickers nd on the floor nd I broke a glass but the worst part of it all is that we have to check out hotel at half 10 so am suffering now nd I guess were going home now I will sleep in the car.x it's quite bad I have zero memory of how I got to the room last night bt i guess my mmy n my sisters jst carried me or something but I was blacked out before we left. Am not asking for details.Oh aye. Well am back aff the drink now

>>81720757
I can barely remember the last 5 years. Espesically since I went on SSRIs in 2021 its just a blur, nothing notable has actually happened.

YoutubeMax like our MARK

>>81720744
State of you. Letting what women MAY think of you get to you. Get over yourself, man up.

>>81720763
Thought 2025 would be better than 2024, odd years are usually good and even years bad. This year is just as grim as last, but at least I haven't been seriously ill yet like I was in November 2024

>>81720773
>Get over yourself, man up.

>>81720773
I'd agree with you but I've tried small talk with women and they just look at me with a mixture of confusion and disgust. "Why is that creep trying to talk to me" type vibe.

My stp dad said I should have a detox I must have been talking sum amount of shite last night as well. At least nobody else knows about peegate I think.i feel like a dog that feels guilty 4 peeing on the floor. It is what it is

>>81720784
Looks like a very cosy study

>>81720763
Why are you on an SSRI if its having that kind of effect? It really amazes me that people take this crap

>>81720787
Thought that was all a LARP desu

>>81720798
I tried quitting recently and it pulled back the veil, going out amongst normies was intolerable. At least I can slightly function on them.

making some pickled eggs later today

cutely peeing on the floor x

Build railways

>>81720805
Fun little activity to pass the time x

>>81720808
I wonder what Lao Yang is doing nowadays

>>81720801
No very reall. It sad what yhr drink does to you

>>81720817
>activity to pass the time

Chika would you say your anal or your throat game is better?

The director of "Empire of Dust" died this year, wtf

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bram_Van_Paesschen

Corr blimey I hate myself

Dubs and I'll Malvernmaxx
Singles and I Arabicmaxx

>>81720834
Dubs and you'll ScarboroughCasinoMax

Trips and I'll piss on the floor max

>>81720840
Laughing at that post is probably going to be the peak of my day. It's all downhill from here

Garn Bingo, got free tickets today cause my bday is in July. Will go Slots as well. I'll "audit" if theres anything interesting going on

"WE ACTUALLY HAVE A STREET TRADING LICENCE" Biggest lie ever, sleazy cunt.

That "brown" looking fella went in the slots and sat on the machine next to me so I had to move, and he actually bought the perfume.

If I can avoid drinking today, it will be good. Been 6 weeks or something. Just got to keep going.

>>81720850
state of that pink haired woman on the right, the blue haired and tattooed one too. The only reasonable woman is the one buying from him

I don't even know the perfume brand, he was selling them like hotcakes for tenner a go

>>81720853
Blue haired is a 10/10 in Scarborough

>>81720850
Fucking kek at the hair colours going on there. We live in such a chaotic society now.

>>81720852
Proud of you mate, we all Teetotalmaxxing in life.

>>81720784
Keep trying then. State of you

>>81720858
It's been nice. Much more stable. No meltdowns. It a lovely.

Dubs and I chat up a colourfully haired woman

My Fragrance?

Ice White by Next. Been using it since I was 15

>>81720865
Yeah alcohol is grim mate, just look at HHL and Crossy. Nothing good comes from alcohol. Mental that its normalized in society to poison yourself to humiliation frequently. Bizarre.

>>81720866
The numbers have spoken

>>81720866
Have you just broken Chud's law?

>>81720866
It's happening. Good luck lad

>>81720873
>The reflex on that thumb
Sure he's not a long lost relative?

If dubs I'll get an escort today, if trips I'll do anything Ebin tells me (within reason)

>>81720875
>>81720874
"This creep said Hi to me in town, he sexually harrassed me! I'm calling the police"

>>81720880
I'd suggest meeting at Toby Carvery York so I can record a louis theroux style interview about you visiting every Toby in the country

Ebin runs britfeel, we all bow to him.

>>81720888
Almost bagged one in Leeds yesterday but I was on a tight schedule so couldn't make it

Got a crush on Rhian Teasdale of Wet Leg

>>81720889
Only in the morning when only the sad cases are here do people bother replying to me. When its busier on a night I'm and irrelelvent non-entity, a bit like real life, drowned out by the relentless noise.

>>81720916
We all obsess over musicians in life x

>>81720916
>when only the sad cases are here do people bother replying to me

>>81720924
>cock in my mouth

sums up /britfeel/ pretty well

>>81720924
>chad feel
>cock in my mouth

>>81720916
Honestly the saddest ones start posting a bit later. 12pm until 12am the no life obsessed spammer starts his shift.

>>81720946
And whenever Ruthmong gets out of his sordid bed.

Nice easy effort for a Saturday morning. We all running from something in life x

>>81720946
>>81720951
The saddest freaks are the ones who read all the posts they dont like every day

>First mention of clockmaxxing: 01 July
>Today's date: 05 July

>>81720974
I used to park run on a Saturday morning but running hurts my ankles and hip, I stairmastermax now

>>81720916
Shite 'band', shite music. Industry's a joke.

>>81720974
Good afternoon Edgbaston

>>81720974
Me? Running TO something

>>81720985
Don't care, I find her very attractive. All "music" is a meme, bunch of middle class wankers in a field pretending to be counter-culture when they are status-quo, if it was up to me I'd drop a nuclear bomb on Glastonbury.

>>81720916
phwoar imagine licking her sweaty hairy armpits after her set

>>81720997
>if it was up to me I'd drop a nuclear bomb on Glastonbury.

In fact, scratch the nuclear bomb. Thats an instant death for all Glastonbury attendees.

Some sort of blanket incendiary bombing or maybe Sarin gas so they have some time to reflect as they die.

>>81721011
That's pretty gross desu senpai

>>81720793
we can try again tonight with the lotto brother

Ebin and Shippy on a mad one today

>>81720997
>I'd drop a nuclear bomb on Glastonbury.

Spraying the crowds of Glastonbury with SPF50 sun spray to prevent mass sunburning

>>81721015
>>81721026
Probably got another glowie assigned to me now after some of those posts

as you were de lids x

>>81721040
Put yourself in a moderately dangerous situation and they'll mysteriously appear by pure coincidence to keep an eye on you

>>81721040
Remember when you closed your blog after someone said they'd reported your disturbing posts to Prevent?

Sending glowies on a wild goose chase up mountains

>>81721058
I mean that was even before the "incel" crackdown, I'd be on thin ice now.

>Talk gets a bit extreme
>"Edgbaston" shows up with a strava imagine

>>81720825
Stupid question. (anal).

Dragging my assigned glowie into an emergency shift on a Saturday.

Suck it wagie.

Ebin do you believe Shippy when he says he isn't a virgin?

Pretty kewl i thought

Alright lads, I'm gonna set of to St Kilda now, pretty isolated and I could get stranded, but I'm sure I'll be fine....

>>81720924
>it's like a fresh
>cock in my mouth

>>81721132
> set of to

Desperately need2 sleep asap T.T

Guitarlad never made it because he's a working class white lad. it not right

>>81721123
Does he have a street trading license?

Its so fxed how I dnt have any memory of how I got back last night. I know my family mstve helped me but that's worse. Am so ashamed. I hate alcohol but I needed it for my nerves.

Really enjoying this thread so far

White British births were 52.5% in Q1 2025

>>81721122
Yeah. The stories of his sexual expolits are so unimaginable grim I can't imagine he'd larp them

>>81721202
Shit happens lad. At least you enjoyed yourself.

>Bit of plastering work done.
>Garden gate fixed

Suns finally out gunna head to the ole supermarket and stock up. Cheeky bottle of spirits too.

>Chinese milf in slots
>Say hi
>"Oh I know you haha"
She's smilingly talking about her slots bonus to me in broken English, does this count as talking to a woman?

>>81721266
The dubs you got earlier (66 as it happens, same as now) said you'd talk to a coloured haired woman. That said, a Chinese MILF is a better bet.

>Oh I know you
wonder where she means from

Some whale got on the train yesterday evening and sat near another bloke, they were chatting the whole ride home then got off at Leamington Spa, I wonder if they shagged

If he could afford one shippy would buy a harley davidson

>>81721273
The slots, she's always in either slots shop feeding the machine 20s. Always dressed nice too, dresses with legs on show

Oi m8 you got a loicense for that street trading

>>81721281
I failed my CBT lad, no way I'm ever getting a motorbike

Brilliant idea lass putting that up by yourself. Imagine being a guest and being greeted by their smelly shoes at face level. Mmm yes probably a kink for the footlads out there. Not me, though. God some bints really think they are creative.

State of her too. Fucking hell.

>>81721282
Must be loaded to afford that lifestyle. Like the boomers in vegas that have their own special chair and are basically feeding their net worth and inheritance into it

>>81721288
How did you fail? I did a cbt when I was 18 and had a right cunt of a guy who kept raging at me for stupid reasons but even he gave me the pass, I'd type out the story but cba
I remember one guy nearly crashed into a wall trying to do the figure of 8 haha

>>81721288
Fucking hell lad how did you manage that?
They are rather hard to fail unless you are fucking unless on a bike, like big time useless or you didnt listen to the instructor at all

What messed you up the most? Clutch control? Kept stalling then got in a right mood ?

>>81721294
Feeding old Chinese money into the UK economy.

She might run a Chinese takeaway or brothel or something, looks like she runs a brothel anyway, maybe she'll give me a complimentary voucher

Tfw you'll never be a Chinese milfs boytoy

>>81721298
>>81721302
I was forced to do it by the job centre. I dropped it twice. He made a massive show of it and basically stopped all the other riders, lined them up then pointed at me and said "What's going on her then, why are you even here" and I said "The job centre made me" and he said "You can go then" and I went.

I posted about it here, would have been August 2015. I'll see if I can dig it out of the lorechives

I wonder if Ruth enjoys sex.

fat women and alcoholics need to be shot into space x

>>81721315
>He made a massive show of it and basically stopped all the other riders
Yeah my guy kept doing shit like this but I just let him bully me for 2 hours, I wasn't even doing much wrong, just not looking around enough or some bullshit. The moped felt like it was going to fall to bits and was held together with duct tape. They don't even teach you anything, just expect you to know.

>>81721327
>fat women and alcoholics need to be shot into space

>>81721315
>I posted about it here, would have been August 2015. I'll see if I can dig it out of the lorechives
I can't find the original post, but here's one from 2016

https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/31169209/#31174436

>>81721315
Grim
Nothing worse than being made a cunt out of for no reason in front of a crowd , no wonder you left

I will need to re do mine in october because im a lazy bastard and just ride muh HAWG to work

Ive actually never done a CBT ever, when i was younger you didnt need one and when i went to get a CBT 2 years ago the guy was just like "Listen mate, if you feel confident enough i can just pass you now instead of following you around the city centre for a few hours"

Naturally i just got the test for doing fuck all, sadly he's not doing it anymore so i will have to have a go at it

Ejaculating up Crossy's arse with such tremendous force that he gets sent into orbit

>>81721031
Kek my mum used to go up to random children on holiday and put suncream on them if their neglectful parents hadn't done it
>>81721078
Strava post was mine and I'm not sure who Edgbaston is although I've seen the name mentioned

Such a shitty small box garden they have too. Makes me feel claustrophobic. The bint clearly pretends to do some manual work for the camera but you know the sucker of a bf has to do most. Think hew
works in construction and she just takes it easy most days with her work from home business. She definitely wouldn't be able to survive of her own income.

>>81721290
Actually funny Ruthmong post this lol, theres a first for everything i guess

>>81721334
>I can't find the original post, but here's one from 2016
fascinating

>>81721290
Women are obsessed with drilling shit into walls does my head it. Never in my life have I felt the need to attach something to a wall. Putting holes in everything.

>>81721348
Is this what you call "you made it"...the British dream? You got some mid girlfriend, a shitty British tiny home and the privilege of having something of a garden? The things people do just to live away from their family.

i will be glad when ofcom kills britfeel, nothing good comes from this general

>my discord goon servers want ID vertification now
Well, not using that site anymore.

>>81721358
They really love using power tools for 5 seconds then letting everyone else fix the mess and do the rest of the DIY as they complain their back is sore and they are SOOO tired from all the 15 seconds of work

Me? I just live with my parents and 90% of my income is disposable. I'll be the real winner in the end when I inherit this castle.

>>81721358
I suppose your bedroom posters can be held up by blu tack after all

>>81721366
best thing that can happen to this thread is for it to die and the mongs that spend all day here can kill themselves

Wonder if crossy would piss on me

Without a place to endlessly spam gimmicks and the same 4 images of gigachad, Shippy will not survive.

>>81721377
What's your tool of choice de lid?

I was still at school in 2016

>>81721380
Haven't had a poster since I was like 12 my walls are clean dawg

>>81721394
for me its them sand paper flappy wheel drill attachments

I could stand paint off shit for hours with one of them cock suckers tbqh

>>81721383
this is probably shippys fate. he has invested 10 years into this general and will be completely lost when its taken away from him

I've been a NEET since 2009. Not original comment.

>>81721407
How have you managed to do that?

>>81721407
Did you play a lot of MW2?

>>81721403
Funnily enough it's actually called a flapping wheel lol
Paint removal one of my least favourite tasks to do. That and sanding are tough jobs.

>>81721407
pretty good going lad, my longest stretch neeting was 2013-2021

>>81721412
Autism Bennies

>>81721414
WoW, RuneScape and dota2 mainly

>>81721377
Oh yes she definitely brought out the back excuse.

Its almost that time of year again NI anons

210+ stacks of pallets , im amazed it doesnt just fucking collapse kek

>>81721424
Disgusting tattoos on this bint

>>81721407
Same but 2011. Never made a CV either. Warehouse job they kept pestering me for references too despite me working fine.

>>81721428
Qrd on this? Never seen it before

soon be setting off for my 6th day of lorrying on the bounce, last time i do them a favour and do any extra days, never been more tempted to move back in with my parents and be a rotting neet

what's a job I can get for 50 squid a week, chips? Preferably one where I don't have to leave the house or actually do anything.

How long has ruthmong been a NEET?

>>81721433
British space programme

>>81721433
11th july bonfires lad

Protestants celebrating the time "we beat the taigs"

>>81721444
>Protestants celebrating the time "we beat the taigs"

Holy based. Based trips.

>>81721348
Not everybody can live in a fancy big house all paid for by your parents

>>81721431
Yeah it really doesn't help with her overall look. I expect she doesn't care, though. She's got a boyfriend into them too. Can't believe she's 24 to be honest.

>>81721435
If you're coming down south I'd meet you for a cheap service station dinner

I know that feel though, it's endless 15 hour shifts for me at the moment. Yesterday was the one time I thought I'd have an easy shift and left my wallet at the train station which meant I got back at 1am

>>81721440
Bennies claimant.

Wonder if ruthmong has phimosis. I suspect he does

Can I get a job watering old people's plants or something? I actually have no idea how jobs work.
>>81721462
I already have bennies. I feel like I need a real job now.

>>81721451
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MC_9IhRYdUA

Larne is a notorious shithole , im sure you will get some quality authentic norn irish drunks in this video kek

>>81721349
This may be someone else de lid. He doesn't like tattoos.

>>81721349
That isn't ruthmong. He hates tattoos

>>81721290
Where do you put your shoes?

Been up the road to get my jeans from the dry cleaners and some rice from Tesco. Nice little stroll with tunes

>>81721460
luckily they wont send me down south today lad, we never really get warning in advance of where were going or id try to cross paths with you, but ill be staying local today since i did warrington-gatwick return on thursday and warrington-southampton last night so im fresh out of 10 hour drives and im not legal to work tomorrow if i get stuck out anywhere and i doubt theyll want to pay for a taxi to rescue me, least its not just me in the thread being worked to the bone though, by the way, corley services are my new favourite based purely on the qt eastern euro who was working there the other night

>>81721471
>He doesn't like tattoos.

This nigga dry cleaning his jeans

>>81721444
There was a orange walk in town today was doing my head in cz am hungover af

>>81721464
Actually yeah it's not too bad now. Used to never see the head and just thought that was supposed to never come out. Remember it feeling like electric shocks touching it for the first time. It's still tight but but not as bad as it first was after doing stretching. I'm glad I didn't get cut.

>>81721304
>looks like she runs a brothel anyway, maybe she'll give me a complimentary voucher
lmao

Incels always hate women with tattoos

Every single time kek

>>81721257
True thats a good way to think I kst hope my mum doesnt know I widdled myself cus thats a riddy

>>81721495
Same, I didn't see my head till I was like 29, now I can full y retract and I never thought I would

Didn't even realise it was supposed to retract till I was like 23

>>81721469
Warehouse wagie full time really is the only option. Anything that women would never do.

Would being a proficient cyclist transfer over skillwise into riding a motorbike?

Someone needs to investigate why incels always have phimosis

>>81721481
Not him but I don't have shoes. I don't have a reason to go out.

Am sk fxing glad to be open. Gna take a codeine n sleep for 12 hours. Its actually fcing mental that we checked out at half 10 n I was that hungover if I knew we were leaving that early wouldn't have drank. Neway it was a good time overall n mu sisters still here til tmk

>>81721488
>1488
Nice get
Corley is one of my least visited, Eastbound might be my least visited of all. In the BP? I might know who you're on about but could easily be another EE woman.

Did you hear they are finally building another one on the M42 after probably decades of talking about it? going to be just off the new junction, although god knows when they'll get around to it.

Hope traffic is decent up your way, saturday so should be fine. Although I see the M60 is already solid in its usual spot

Honestly half 10..
.....ppl consider this just acceptable nd normal

>>81721501
Yeah, but if your definition of 'incel' is 'person who hates tattoos' then of course all incels will hate tattoos

>>81721488
Gatwick mentioned, I'm there now.

>>81721508
yes lad it will help out a lot

125ccs are basically heavy bicycles tbqh

>cyclist and HAWG enjoyer

>>81721528
The truth is these men who hate tattoos are paedophiles. They want women to look as child-like as possible

It's amazing what a difference mental elf walks make, did one first thing this morning and been in a great mood since then

>>81721535
>The truth is these men who hate tattoos are paedophiles

This could be the worst take I've ever seen in britfeel

>>81721520
she was working in smiths in the main building, tried not to come off as a spacker and stare too much but it wasnt easy, not heard about anything happening down that way, all i really notice around that area are the new bridge supports around the M6 near birmingham(for HS2?) getting about 3 inches higher ever 6 months kek, the M60 and M62 anywhere around there are in a permanent state of pants-shitting, during most daylight hours, you get used to it

>>81721535
Pretty much this. These is a strong relationship between incels and nonces

I'm an "incel" don't mind tattoos on women but I don't like them and would never get one myself, especially the deano armsleeve.

why do you lot bang on about tattoos multiple times a day?

>>81721575
same posters here every day talking about their favourite topics

Tattoos are just low brow. It's like giving yourself a permanent mark showing yourself to be part of the pleb underclass

>>81721575
why do you read posts here about tattoos multiple times a day?

>>81721603
Same thing with smoking, it's a sign of a low IQ

>>81721604
because I dip in and out of the thread periodically, some days I dont, some I do but there is always discussion on tattoos that I have noticed with my pattern recognition skills.

Not owning shoes is a sign of exceptionally high IQ.

Toby Carvery is a major red flag when it comes to low IQ. Eating that shite when for a few quid more you could get a proper roast dinner just reeks of stupidity.

>Get tattoo
>Some people think it looks shit
>Can't cope that not everyone thinks your tattoo looks good
>Call everyone who doesn't like it an incel

>>81721620
They secretly LOVE tattoos and would love to be some sleeved up deano chad but the box room dosser look doesnt blend well with tribal tattoos etc so they seethe instead

>>81721603
>Tattoos are just low brow

>>81721603
Without a doubt a virgin poster here

Dollykins and Shippy putting their Saturday britfeel shift

>>81721624
>Eating that shite when for a few quid more you could get a proper roast dinner
when can you get a proper roast dinner for a few quid more? Can you get a 2nd plate for free? Can you help yourself and not have to rely on waiters?

Toby is just perfect desu

>>81721512
ex thought i was circumcised but she had just not seen a cock without phimosis before

The resident tattoo-hating incel isnt happy lads

>>81721501
I don't get it as a thing, desu. Why would you put shit on your skin?
Even piercings I get a little bit, but tattoos is just "why?"

>Go into a pub that does roast dinners
>Get a small slice of beef
>1/3 of a carrot
>2 roast potatoes
>Some peas
>6 chips
>That'll be 27.99 please!

>>81721650
Why do you even care? Just date women that fit your preferences

>>81721506
Not working with Arabs.

not eating only wholefoods and partaking in resistance training and cardio multiple times a week is a major red flag when it comes to IQ. Thats not you, right lad?

>>81721650
They like the art style and feel it something they want permanently on their skin?

Stop being such a retard anon

>>81721657
Warehouse wagies are predominantly eastern Europeans in my experience

>>81721652
Because it doesn't make sense, and speaks of poor taste and foreplanning.
>>81721665
I don't like any art enough to have it on my skin forever. What the fuck?
Buy a t-shirt.

>>81721667
Those ones are stabby too. Not working with em.

Have you instructed mummy to not allow women with tattoos into your room should any come looking for an alpha male such as yourself?

>>81721506
all the eastern euros I deport for serial rapes and drug trafficking all work in warehouses lol, wouldn't go anywhere near one of them

>>81721674
>I don't like any art enough to have it on my skin forever.

Some people do anon, stop getting so upset over the choices of random strangers

State of some of you mongs

>>81721692
Just doesn't make sense. I think people only get it done because they're dumb and don't realise they're going to want it burnt off in five years time.
I literally know people who got tattoos, and all they talk about is getting them removed.

Never known someone so insecure in life kek

>go to toby carvery
>shitty snotty nosed little kids running around screaming
>local chavs and other scum shouting
>the lowest quality goyslop
>the other low iq spastics have gotten shit cross contaminated slopping it onto their plates
>meat stringy and is not part of the buffet
>veg limp and lifeless
>potatoes watery or limp.
>all foods fucked by being under a heat lamp
>ask for a roast carrot, get told they can't be served and are for display purposes only

the maccies of pubs.

>>81721703
>I literally know people who got tattoos
massive

>>81721708
>go to toby carvery

>>81721708
Only working class and low IQ mongs go to Toby Carvery

Last time I went to Toby Carvery I was stoned and went to see Jojo Rabbit. Eastleigh.
Any Soton lads in? Don't live there but went uni

for me its wetherspoons, cheap as fuck and quite tasty, always quiet when I go in, unlimited tea.

>>81721714
>to Toby Carvery

Literally went to college with an autistic lad who had a Shadow the Hedgehog tattoo.
That's what I associate tattoo havers with.

bedmaxxing

High IQ lads sit and rot in their childhood box rooms while claiming unemployment benefits

nofriendsmaxxing

>>81721727
Mongmaxxing

>>81721728
raises an interesting questions, whats the rules on tattoos and mental health, like if a downey walked into a tattoo shop would they just tattoo him if he wanted it? or would he need a wrangler there to sign something?

>>81721744
>High IQ lads sit and rot in their childhood box rooms

think I'll have pasta with beef later, bit of Parmesan, bit of single cream dobbed ontop

I love to sit in my bedroom wasting time

>>81721759
>sit in my bedroom wasting time

Onto day 5 of lying in bed all day on my wablet. I think its part of my routine now.

>>81721777
are you not on a weight loss kick? or is that another lid?

Either way lying in bed rotting is NOT helping

anyone got any ready meal recommendations from aldi

>>81721777
I spent between 2018-2020 rotmaxxing

>>81721787
Trying to loose weight but I cant be fucking bothered. Honestly just do not care anymore, I will try and carry on. I need to find something to do.

Mark has gone and sold his ps5 already. Bought it for almost 600 quid and sold it for 200 on that deleted stream. Not looking good lads, more CCJ on the way it lush.

porn prophet x

eva6maxxing

>>81721823
were you born fat? or did your parents just feed you loads when you were young? genuinely curious

>>81721836
hi sean

Went to the Toady Carvery on Feel Street. Never again, half of the frogs just eat their meals off of the buffet and nobody says or does anything about them. They also have cups of tea with their dinner which they call "wuppas". Never again.

>go outside
>Get shit on by a bird

>>81721835
>Mark has gone and sold his ps5 already. Bought it for almost 600 quid and sold it for 200 on that deleted stream. Not looking good lads, more CCJ on the way it lush.
fascinating

>>81721846
Yes mate I was born 24 stone and stayed that my entire life. How did you know that?

>>81721868
he's done you
You've been done, m8

I'd only get a tattoo if i was in a war and my squad got the squad badge etc

>>81721868
Supposed to be good luck that lid.

boxroommaxxing

>>81721868
>That twink arm
You need to work out de lad

>>81721890
I do, I'm even bulking for a while.

>>81721628
kek, these tat goofs need to get branded as well. It's the hot new trend to rebel against the mainstream!

Birdshitluck maxxing

>>81721872
how the fuck are you such a chumba, son?

>>81721899
Still crying about other people you don't know having tattoos?
State of your life

>tfw hovering around 10st

That lad could literally crush me to death lmao

>>81721903
Just eating whatever I wanted for the past few years eventually i became this weight. I was 25 stone in the past and thats my limit so I am trying to cut down but fucking hell its hard.

>>81721922
Sounds rough, but stick to it I guess. Or get the fatso jab. You single?

Love anal porn, my favourite genre, never done it IRL though

Reform supporters, councillors, MPs - the lot of them - are deeply horrible people. I actually agree with some of their talking points and willing to listen to SOME of their policies, but in good faith I could never vote for them. Despicable people

>>81721951
What don't you like about us, are you some seething inner city wog with a chip on your shoulder?

Lily just wants me to be horny pumping and happy x

quite fond of the sdp personally but they didnt stand a candidate in my area

>>81721909
It's not as you seeth it to be, it's simply a popular opinion that tats are for goofs. Now go on about your existence, such as it is.

>>81721922
Not an easy road ahead. Though at least you know if you've done it once you can do it again.

Just had a nice hard poo. Really cleared up the grut in my gut it did. Fantasatic.

>>81721971
Can't stand Amy Gallagher

>local DIY grassroots punk/indie/folk music fest
>admits RIGHT THERE on the poster
>that they have received funding from
>National Lottery
>Arts Council England

couldn't make it up, could you?

hhl agone awful quiet lmao

Thought I'd do an experiment, and filter /britfeel/ from the catalogue. It was a bit boring lads, 3 whole hours. Think we need to message Ofcom and tell them not to ban the site.

>>81722002
>Amy Gallagher
>In 2022 she sued the Tavistock and Portman NHS Foundation Trust for what she called "forcing racist ideology" on students in 2022, in reference to critical race theory.
sounds based to me

>>81722016
>It was a bit boring lads, 3 whole hours.
just think how bored you'll be when the site gets blocked and you have nowhere to spam all day

>>81722026
That's the point I was making.

>>81722014
>band called "fuck the government" stops receiving hand outs from the government, and cries about it
That's the state of "punk" now, lds.

Johnny Rotten rightly recognised that the punk scene was going nowhere, about thirty years ago.

>>81722015
He is asleep

Why did HHL abandon his rap career?

Also, lmao at punk bands still going on about Thatcher. Half of these lads weren't born when Thatcher was in power. Half of them barely remember a time when she was alive.

>>81722056
still mad about bob vylan, chuddie?

>>81722035
to be fair the Sex Pistols were a boy band created by a wily manager who recognised this 'punk' thing was fashionable. yeah they probably were cheeky chappies, but the most rebellious thing any of them did was kill their gf + self.

>>81722078
Moderately, but his career is ended now, so lmao at him.
Hope he has to work at Lidl, and is reprimanded for being rude to staff. Art school twat.

>>81722090
True, but Johnny actually seems like a cool and real guy. The thing about Johnny is he got out of punk, because punk was fake and gay.
And then he did butter ads to self-fund an album, and all of cringe punks got angry at him for "selling out" lol.

had a laff at a local metal place having on an anarcho-feminist lass whose songs were just her in skimpy clothes, some general cacophony, lyrics were
>DON'T TOUCH ME
>DON'T TOUCH ME
>DON'T FUCKING
>TOUCH MEEEE
reminded me of that thing from the Brass Eye paedo special. maybe this is a woman who was abused, going about it through music, all sex-positive, despite it all. powerful stuff.
can't do 'music' though, so don't hire her.

>>81722045
Fucking howling at this like a madman

Watching the f1 qualifying

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTsJjKqTR3Y
seen these turn up a few times.

everyone's reaction seems to be "yeah, i get it, but it's not good". some lads needed more honest friends ;_;

>>81721937
Looking into getting monjarno. But my GPs are nasty little cunts though even though the NHS have said its available for people with a BMI over 40. I will give it a little while longer. Also whats being single got to do with anything?

reckon i will go for a drive down the motorway later with my knob out, only people that will be able to see it are lorry drivers

>>81722176
>NoooO! Working class England is a nightmare!!!!
It's honestly fine, as long as you don't have to put up with "youth gangs" operating in your area.

What do people even want? Fresh flowers planted on a weekly basis, and classical music piped into the streets?

>>81722177
>monjarno
just use arch mate

>>81722045
Fucking hell how did you find this photo of Sean and his carer ubtumbu?

>>81722209
>ubtumbu
just use debian mate

lancaster bomber just flew really low over my flat

>>81721965
phwoar look at them big fat titties

>>81722245
I love Lily right now <3 she is an angel x

Garn get an escort tomorrow, hopefully I can avoid cooking until then

>>81722245
>>81722273
spoiler that kind of stuff please

Slept 10+hrs me

Phwoar

>>81722288
do nude women scare you?

>>81722190
just seems like utterly misplaced anger, honestly.
>the working class are having a bad time
yeah, 100%, on your side.
>it's the racists/imperialists/fascists
is it?
>and all proceeds will go towards protecting trans youth
why?

(for the record would feel around the same if they'd arrived purely at "it's all those immigrants" and glossed over the people responsible, then gave the money to a cat shelter or summat.)

>>81722300
>do nude women scare you
yes

Off to get drunk now.
Cheers

Shippy's favourite meal.

>>81722313
Looks vile, what is it?

>>81722313
reminds me of the food vats from rimworld

>>81722090
This is true, but also so untrue at the same time. They are a paradoxical bunch.

Where is eva6? Thread is boring without her

>>81722306
My experience of working class people is they don't really have a "problem with racism" anyway.
This is such a weird middle class projection. You'll find considerably more wiggers in a working class neighborhood.

>>81722300
do they NOT scare you?

Picasso sometimes gets this reputation as a misogynist, he was just scared of fannies. saw a fanny as a young'un, thought it was some horrible monster, stuck with him. (not as though he didn't have women in his life.)

>>81722313
Incredibly grim job, imagine doing that 10 hours a day literally every day

Don't get why the same people who hate immigrants and illegal don't want a universal ID card system in the UK

>>81722341
Grim
Now this is something I want to see spoilered

>>81722321
NTA but, a magnesium supplement.
https://www.agwarehouse.com.au/product/olssons-beefmaster-grass-tetany-block-15kg/

know some young niggas like to swang

>>81722328
Getting her arsehole fucked in Banbury

>>81722273
dyed her pubes very nice
>>81722288
you are a gay man
cheers xx

>>81722341
spoiler spoiler for the love of god spoiler!!

>>81722346
>Trusting the same government who hates you to have easy access to literally everything you do

>>81722342
i'ed unironically love it, im only happy when im daydreaming, as kurt cobane said " ive found my friends there in my head"

>>81722354
I'd do many things sexually to Eva but not fuck her arsehole

>>81722333
even if there's conflicts, 90% of the time it's actual issues with neighbours, or just typical neighbour beef, anyway.
people who aren't comfortable just want to be comfortable. if you're some angry young lid who has a knack for guitar, feel like part of your 'message' should be 'shut the fuck up falling for it, if you're a right-on, not-racist'.

then do some bangers about council house waiting lists. you could write lyrics about how: we're all reliant / on a web site / that's not even XHTML 1.0 compliant.

>>81722354
I bet her tight arsehole feels incredible

>>81722361
im not gay i just only like to look at naked ladies when im in the mood otherwise it awkward

>>81722388
Arseholes feel pretty shit compared to vaginas

>>81722403
I couldn't agree less with you there

>>81722328
Sleeping off her time with her sisters, step dad and mother

>>81722410
I thought she had a father and a step mother

https://youtu.be/rW4UiFkhcPY

He sell that Playstation 5 to get himself a nice cash injection. He off to do a mini pub crawl if that's alright with you? He got 192 for it. He try so hard to be Playstation gamer but it not for him.

>>81722420
He's trying to say eva6 is crossy.

>>81722348
>>81722364
it art. it get across his feels in an eva6-like style.

grow up.

>>81722408
You probably never had sex, lad

>>81722452
>He sell that Playstation 5 to get himself a nice cash injection
Fucking hell be barely used it

>>81722467
I have had sex, many times lad

>>81722473
>I have had sex, many times lad
proof?

>>81722485
What form of proof would you accept?

>>81722452
Bought for 600 sold for 192 it lush.

>>81722452
not been following what this fat dosser has been up to lately but surely not another ps5, has anyone counted how many he has bought and sold now, must be close to double digits

>>81722465
>grow up.
no!
i dont like it i dont want to see it

now THIS i will spoiler.

it is the acclaimed photo/art book 'Pussy Portraits'. each two-page spread displays: portrait photograph of a lady's face & a close-up photograph of said lady's vulva. like a Misogyny Detector.

one of my ex gfs looked like jenna haze. liked jenna alot until someone pointed out you see worms coming out of her arse in one vid

>>81722530
I must be gay because none of this is attractive to me. I wonder if this is how women see random dick pics. It's just not attractive

wonder what drivel will be your last post before the site gets blocked

>>81722521
Hes doing credit fraud. Hes has done a buy now pay later from curry's for 900 pounds worth of items and sold it for 192 pound cash so far the GoPro is next he will probably get 50 quid for that. He has changed his bank account details so the creditors cant claw any money from his bank account. Eventually in a few months he will get another CCJ stating he has to owe a few more thousand pounds. This is how he gets his money to pay for his lifestyle I bet hes well over 5k in debt by now.

>>81722530
Lass at the bottom left looks like a young Matthew Broderick

>>81722515
192 bong pure profit
he win again

>>81722565
I reckon he's on the wind up desu

Funny when he waves his money about like he's Floyd Mayweather kek

>>81722530
All of them are hideous. That's one way I'm coming to terms with being an incel, imagine being pissed off that I can't stick my knob in one of those axe wounds.

>>81722559
but these women are just good-looking. you KNOW that, in some way, you just don't FEEL.

>>81722579
lel i see it.

>>81722593
Yeah pure profit when Paul Bowhill comes knocking at his door in a few months it lush.

>>81720873
Or you can just drink in moderation, have a couple of cans and call it a day.

>>81722595
the best part of sex was the afterglow of the whole 'ego boost' thing, anyway. you do just walk around with a spring in your step.

heterosexual men want women to feel good, heterosexual women want men to feel good, it nice and equal not-sexist. very strange when sexists use this concept to belittle men in some fashion.

Anybody here watch that gert cat life? a what a fucking psycho she is. COLLIIIIIIIIIIIIN, COLLINNNNNNNNNN. Kek.

"worried about 'post-400 anxiety' lad" nervousness kicking in, lads.

maybe he only set 400 as a moderate buffer? we could hit the actual bump limit in half an hour, if not less, what if there was some kind of raid? lad's probably on the verge of a panic attack as we speak.

Just spend all day watching videos like this. There has to be something more to life than this.
https://youtu.be/ARNq1_5V_4M?si=WtulJBMZqxw5Zc8i

>>81722689
jannies used to hand out bans for that dogshit
alas, the jannies have abandoned this thread.

>>81722366
They already fucking do you retard

Is blad scottish?

>>81722715
Norf west my lid.

>>81722715
Wish I did live in Scotland to be honest a lot nicer than it is down here. And colder cannot stand the heat during a heatwave.

>>81722715
No he's fatlish.

>>81722706
do they not have the power to set a thread to autosage?
not a bad alternative to outright deletion or passing a ban up to the mods, really, if something's a bit borderline. let people have their discussions while also allowing them time for a thread to die off in peace.

>>81722557
Link to the worm vid?

sorry its late post-400 anxiety lad

>>81722744
>>81722744