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Anonymous No.82170799 >>82170834 >>82170880 >>82171808 >>82172102 >>82172102 >>82172395 >>82174411
/britfeel/
Indefatigable Cat Edition
Anonymous No.82170834 >>82170848
>>82170799 (OP)
>AI slop
>In no way connected to Britain
>You're a fucking retard
delete this pos mong
Anonymous No.82170842 >>82170851 >>82170856 >>82170891
Is Helper a narcissist?
Anonymous No.82170848
>>82170834
>NOO IT HAS TO BE A CASTLE OR SOME BRIDGE!!

Shut the fuck up you spastic.
Anonymous No.82170851
>>82170842
Low IQ sociopath de lid x
Anonymous No.82170856
>>82170842
a classic one, ticks all the boxes. Remember when a bouncer smashed his phone and he tried to get a personal army from here after posting his face and name? I remember.
He also got beat up in Greece for leering at the local women. That was a right smack up.
Not as smart as he thinks he is and that is LUSH. x
Anonymous No.82170868 >>82171171 >>82171179 >>82171189 >>82171287
Just been Iceland to get supplies, mainly wooze
Anonymous No.82170880
>>82170799 (OP)
Corr is that real?
Anonymous No.82170891
>>82170842
There is a reason why he is in a care home
Anonymous No.82170896 >>82170915
Grown man. Sitting in his dosser boxroom. Sirens and shouting heard outside. Armed police. His first response is to waddle to the door and shout "hold on what the fuck is all this about eh?".
Anonymous No.82170911 >>82170918 >>82170921 >>82170922
Another day obsessing over a 40 year old man living in a care home. What a life.
Anonymous No.82170915 >>82171217
>>82170896
https://youtu.be/rX1TsRIpNeQ

He lives in a dangerous part of Britain. There's loads of cross-county gangs operating in Wareham. You'll never know what you'll encounter on the streets of that time, sometimes you'll get in deep shit and other times you'll smell something fishy and need to get out there. Some people can sense danger, some people can't.
Anonymous No.82170918 >>82170935 >>82171227
>>82170911
It's not a care home, it's an assisted-living facility.
Anonymous No.82170921 >>82171237
>>82170911
He isnt 40 yrs old
Anonymous No.82170922 >>82170942 >>82171246
>>82170911
He live in home with free amenities and have social workers on hand at all time. He got that red cord in his bathroom if things go awry, he get three solid meals a day from kitchen, a spending allowance, fresh laundry. It like care home but for spackers and it is LUSH if you get in one.
Anonymous No.82170925 >>82171298
Wonder how many items Sean has
Anonymous No.82170935
>>82170918
Same thing de lid no?
Anonymous No.82170942
>>82170922
Just like a migrant living in a hotel.
Anonymous No.82170971 >>82171252
>tfw no Ghanaian kitchen heroine to cook me a proper big wizza for all the service users.
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN !!53i4YrndgQA No.82170981 >>82171003
Nice little Adidas travel bag on sale secured there. Will come in handy for future travels.
Anonymous No.82170990 >>82171256
We all just NPC's in what amounts to Helper's World. He rule this roost, he knows what the score is.
Anonymous No.82171003
>>82170981
For hiding your colostomy bag?
Anonymous No.82171021 >>82171261
Is it okay I don't like Helper? Apparently he is the "chairman" but I've been lurking for a while and he just seems like a spastic.
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN !!53i4YrndgQA No.82171058 >>82171062 >>82171117 >>82171121 >>82171149
>see sexy lass with nice arse walking by
>dick twitching in your woxers
>say "corr" audibly as she runs past
>get nicked

It not rite x
Anonymous No.82171062
>>82171058
Will be great when one of them is raped by an asylum seeker. What a waste of police time.
Don't think it's illegal to whistle at a woman, if it was there'd be no birds left in Britain.
Anonymous No.82171080 >>82171138
The autism councillor is coming over today. Still anxious about new people coming into my home even though I've met her once. She is very kind but I still get nervous.
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN !!53i4YrndgQA No.82171088 >>82171152
>UKistan
>year 2040
>make eye contact with a random female on bus for 2 seconds
>get nicked and charged with an aggravated sexual offense
Anonymous No.82171107 >>82171264
Why don't we just cull mongs like HHL and save the money and resources? What's the point of keeping them around? They are pure parasites.
Anonymous No.82171117 >>82171151
>>82171058
Must be quite the ego trip for all these police thots to get these sexually frustrated incels locked up then go home to get fucked senseless by their deano partners. The UK is a truly perverted society.
Anonymous No.82171121 >>82171146
>>82171058
I appreciate these threads; whenever I feel bad about being in America, I just remember how much worse it is in bongland.

I hope all those foid britbong cops get raped to death and left in a ditch.
Anonymous No.82171133 >>82171269 >>82171313
tempted to start drinking early today, incredibly bored rn and its impossible to be bored when drunk so might get on it soonish
Anonymous No.82171138 >>82171165
>>82171080
One of your local councillors has autism? Why are they visiting you?
Anonymous No.82171146
>>82171121
It's shit in UK and USA at the moment if you like freedom, especially with the overreach of the OSA in the UK and the Trump announcing a personal army for DC in the US.
Anonymous No.82171149
>>82171058
I wouldn't give her a second look to be quite honest.
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN !!53i4YrndgQA No.82171151
>>82171117

>tfw no sexy police thot to put me in my PLACE for staring at her sexy arse

Corr and I mean corr x
Anonymous No.82171152 >>82171206
>>82171088
>same woman gets off the bus and is raped in broad daylight by seven "asylum seekers"
>some British men try to intervene
>they're arrested, 40 years each
>raped woman receives a caution
>rapists are knighted by His Majesty Mohammed Ahmed al-Ramani (Prince Charles converted and took a new name)
>an MP goes on This Morning and says that while the rape didn't happen it was good that it did because human rights asylum soft power points-based immigration system welfare the tories the tories the tories
>BBC releases a documentary exonerating the men called The Magnificent Seven
>taxes raised by another few percent to pay for better hotels for refugees
Anonymous No.82171165 >>82171219
>>82171138
Just a special autism therapy service that is provided in my area.
Anonymous No.82171171 >>82171191
>>82170868
>been Iceland
TWS detected
Anonymous No.82171174
Croupier sucked. Get over it.
Anonymous No.82171179 >>82171208
>>82170868
Bit of a trek that lad, surely could have gone to shops instead
Anonymous No.82171182 >>82171409
i would like to talk to the head honcho here
Anonymous No.82171189
>>82170868
Why is a supermarket named after a country?
Anonymous No.82171191 >>82171365
>>82171171
What's TWS
Anonymous No.82171198 >>82171205
Why won't BN let me in the discord channel
Anonymous No.82171205
>>82171198
say you are 12 years old and they will let you in right away
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN !!53i4YrndgQA No.82171206
>>82171152

Kek. On the ball as always ruthlid.
Anonymous No.82171208
>>82171179
Enjoyed this post dee lad
Anonymous No.82171217
>>82170915
>He lives in a dangerous part of Britain. There's loads of cross-county gangs operating in Wareham. You'll never know what you'll encounter on the streets of that time, sometimes you'll get in deep shit and other times you'll smell something fishy and need to get out there. Some people can sense danger, some people can't.
fascinating
Anonymous No.82171219
>>82171165
I was making a joke because you confused councillor with counsellor. Hope it goes well anyway little autistic lad.
Anonymous No.82171227
>>82170918
>It's not a care home, it's an assisted-living facility.
fascinaing
Anonymous No.82171228 >>82171259
Come on crabbies, let's hear your shameful excuses...
Anonymous No.82171234
Didn't know Tony Soprano posted here.
Anonymous No.82171237
>>82170921
>He isnt 40 yrs old
fascinating
Anonymous No.82171241
fascinaing
Anonymous No.82171246
>>82170922
>He live in home with free amenities and have social workers on hand at all time. He got that red cord in his bathroom if things go awry, he get three solid meals a day from kitchen, a spending allowance, fresh laundry. It like care home but for spackers and it is LUSH if you get in one.
fascinating
Anonymous No.82171252
>>82170971
>tfw no Ghanaian kitchen heroine to cook me a proper big wizza for all the service users.
fascinating
Anonymous No.82171255 >>82171276
Seriously, what is the difference between a care home and assisted-living?
Anonymous No.82171256
>>82170990
>We all just NPC's in what amounts to Helper's World. He rule this roost, he knows what the score is.
fascinating
Anonymous No.82171259 >>82171428 >>82171451 >>82171486
>>82171228
mongs that are into nofap are always incels, no normal guy would ever do such a thing
Anonymous No.82171261
>>82171021
>Is it okay I don't like Helper? Apparently he is the "chairman" but I've been lurking for a while and he just seems like a spastic.
fascinating
Anonymous No.82171264
>>82171107
>Why don't we just cull mongs like HHL and save the money and resources? What's the point of keeping them around? They are pure parasites.
fascinating
Anonymous No.82171265 >>82171278
No SSM updates today so far
Anonymous No.82171269
>>82171133
>tempted to start drinking early today, incredibly bored rn and its impossible to be bored when drunk so might get on it soonish
fascinating
Anonymous No.82171276 >>82171282
>>82171255
in a care home you get care (therapy, doctors, medication)
in an assisted living facilty you get assistance (cooking, cleaning, shopping)
Anonymous No.82171278
>>82171265
>No SSM updates today so far
fascinating
Anonymous No.82171281 >>82171291
Getting a lot of (You)s atm
Anonymous No.82171282
>>82171276
>in a care home you get care (therapy, doctors, medication)
>in an assisted living facilty you get assistance (cooking, cleaning, shopping)
fascinating
Anonymous No.82171287
>>82170868
Is Iceland good for booze? There's always been a disappointing selection everytime I've shopped there.
Anonymous No.82171291
>>82171281
>Getting a lot of (You)s atm
fascinating
Anonymous No.82171293 >>82171308
Getting a lot of filtered posts atm
Anonymous No.82171298
>>82170925
He keeps getting pissed and smashing them up though
Anonymous No.82171308
>>82171293
This is what I call a good thread
Anonymous No.82171313
>>82171133
I'm going to get a couple of pints in right after work today, I'll be sure to keep all you guys posted about it.
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN !!53i4YrndgQA No.82171330 >>82171345 >>82171371
Life's better without the demon drink.

Cheers x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOwmt39L2IQ
Anonymous No.82171344
I unblock the drain
after alot of fathing around and achieving nothing I tied a bag around a mop and used it like a plunger.
putting plumbers out of business me, forcing them into making a living off porn.
i probably have a new disease from the nasty death water
Anonymous No.82171345 >>82171393
>>82171330
Alcohol is fine in moderation
Anonymous No.82171365 >>82171375 >>82171379
>>82171191
TWS are trainer wearing scum- that is, scum who wear trainers.
Anonymous No.82171368
>Latest figures reveal almost 4 million Brits are claiming UC with no requirement to look for work
Anonymous No.82171371
>>82171330
Nothing better than a cold beer on a hot summer day imo
Anonymous No.82171375
>>82171365
we called them chavs in my day
Anonymous No.82171379
>>82171365
I sometimes wear trainers
Anonymous No.82171389 >>82171394
Meeting at 2pm to discuss the work I've been doing the last 2 weeks
I haven't even begun it
Wonder what I'll do
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN !!53i4YrndgQA No.82171393
>>82171345

>Alcohol is fine in moderation

Oh aye x
Anonymous No.82171394
>>82171389
Just start now lad. No time like the present. Say it's all going swimmingly but you need input from a few other people that are either on holiday or haven't responded to you. All in hand. Two more weeks it's done.
Anonymous No.82171406 >>82171419 >>82171425 >>82171452
Who the fuck doesn't wear trainers nowadays? Also even most nightclubs let you in with trainers nowadays. It isn't the 2000s anymore.
Shippy No.82171409
>>82171182
Hi there lad I'm the Qa'im of /britfeel/, how can I help?
Anonymous No.82171419
>>82171406
I wear trainers in the summer only
Anonymous No.82171425 >>82171438 >>82171477
>>82171406
>Who the fuck doesn't wear trainers nowadays?
Me. You got a problem with that you little speck of shit? Come do something about it then. Lanky twat.
Anonymous No.82171428
>>82171259
Real and trvthpilled plus basedpilled.
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN !!53i4YrndgQA No.82171430 >>82171442
THE BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_xqb416S7o
Anonymous No.82171438 >>82171447 >>82171467
>>82171425
So what do you wear then? Come on big man. You probably never even leave your house you utter freak.
Anonymous No.82171442
>>82171430
90s vibes
Anonymous No.82171447 >>82171468
>>82171438
Timberlands, for stomping on little nits like you after I finish shagging your dirty mum.
Anonymous No.82171451
>>82171259
>I'm normal
>I coom every day
>My name? Multiple Miggs, why do you ask?
Anonymous No.82171452 >>82171455
>>82171406
Me? Wear me steel capped boots exclusively fella
Anonymous No.82171453
Never seen a non-black wearing Timberlands
Anonymous No.82171455 >>82171662
>>82171452
You sound 40
Anonymous No.82171459 >>82171485
Never seen a non-black shagging your mum waheyyy
Anonymous No.82171467
>>82171438
>So what do you wear then? Come on big man.
Anonymous No.82171468
>>82171447
>Timberlands, for stomping on little nits like you
Proper hard fella you like. In reality you've never won a fight in your entire life and if someone started on you in public you would run away pissing yourself. Still though, you can always act big on the internet where you're safe from any repercussions. Now stop replying to my posts. Sad cunt.
Anonymous No.82171477
>>82171425
You don't mind acting the big man when you're safe all the way in Gibraltar
Anonymous No.82171479
>Timberlandmong
Anonymous No.82171485
>>82171459
Bit harsh to bring mumberg into this desu lid
Anonymous No.82171486
>>82171259
Exactly, I mean how am I supposed to get all of these benefits when I'm shagging my gf every few days anyway?
Anonymous No.82171492
Some people call it a chastity cage but for me it's a hard man's steel cap for my hard on.
Anonymous No.82171493 >>82171504
>every few days
Is this... meant to be a brag??
Anonymous No.82171495 >>82171505
Gibraltar mong
Anonymous No.82171498
Lots of skinny mongs giving me (You)s right now.
Anonymous No.82171504 >>82171511
>>82171493
Well obviously if I wanted to brag I'd say every day but that wouldn't be true.
Anonymous No.82171505
>>82171495
Yes deary? How can I help you?
Anonymous No.82171511 >>82171519
>>82171504
She is 100% getting it every day, just not from you
Anonymous No.82171519 >>82171525
>>82171511
Kek yeah I'm sure she's round your house getting it, in line with all the other birds
Anonymous No.82171525
>>82171519
>Kek yeah I'm sure she's round your house getting it
Anonymous No.82171536 >>82171539 >>82171540 >>82171629 >>82171687
Eveveryone arguing with each other out of boredom on britfeel at 1:30pm on a Wednesday afternoon.
Anonymous No.82171539
>>82171536
>Eveveryone
Anonymous No.82171540
>>82171536
I don't think that lad was bored, just triggered by the fact I mentioned shagging
Anonymous No.82171556
The sooner 4chan is blocked the better
Anonymous No.82171557 >>82171564 >>82171569 >>82171944
God I wish that was me

https://gofile.io/d/W5imqI
Anonymous No.82171563
>click my dodgy link lads please
Anonymous No.82171564
>>82171557
All looks very gay
Anonymous No.82171569
>>82171557
VIRUS
Anonymous No.82171608 >>82171676
Getting a tad bit warm now melads
Anonymous No.82171629
>>82171536
garn on the piss soon so i wont be bored anymore me
Anonymous No.82171637 >>82171661 >>82171664
imagine clicking on random links posted on britfeel, thats how you get doxxed
Anonymous No.82171661
>>82171637
That's how I got doxxed yeah
Anonymous No.82171662
>>82171455
A man reaches his physical and intellectual peak at 40.
Anonymous No.82171664 >>82171708
>>82171637
All he could get is my dynamic IP address
Anonymous No.82171676
>>82171608
Not me, I have air conditioning. You do too, right?
Anonymous No.82171687 >>82171695 >>82171721
>>82171536
I'm WFH (working ((that's that thing that mommy nd daddy do all day while your sat in your basement)) from home)
Anonymous No.82171692
HHL's hasnt reached his physical and intellectual peak yet
Anonymous No.82171695 >>82171703
>>82171687
>mommy
That you, Yanklass
Anonymous No.82171703
>>82171695
She was on disability welfare
Anonymous No.82171706 >>82171711 >>82171723
Me? Arch linux, what about you?
Anonymous No.82171708
>>82171664
You need to be hiding behind at least 7 proxies son
Anonymous No.82171711 >>82171729
>>82171706
Windows because I'm not a nonce like you
Anonymous No.82171721 >>82171756
>>82171687
The proper way to nest a parenthetical within a parenthetical is square brackets (like this[you fucking cunt])
Anonymous No.82171723 >>82171729
>>82171706
Windows 10 Pro
Anonymous No.82171729 >>82171742
>>82171711
I'm not a nonce lol. Has there been a single recorded instance of a nonce using linux? Seems to me that they all use windows.

>>82171723
Fair enough. Why not make the switch to linux?
Anonymous No.82171742 >>82171762
>>82171729
>Why not make the switch to linux?
I'm dabbling with the idea, seeing as Windows 10 is EOL in a few months.
Anonymous No.82171751 >>82172360
Doesn't Lollers use Linux
Anonymous No.82171756
>>82171721
Why do you know so much about nests? You some kind of nonce?
Anonymous No.82171760
>Has there been a single recorded instance of a nonce using linux?
Anonymous No.82171762 >>82171781
>>82171742
It's as good a time as any lad. Pick a beginner distro like pop or mint and then go from there. Arch will be waiting for you when you're ready x
Anonymous No.82171781 >>82171806
>>82171762
I actually made a post about trying Mint the other week. This was the distro chatGPT recommended for newbies
Anonymous No.82171791 >>82171811
>jay blades in court for rape
wait a minute... a famously illiterate black man? no way...
Anonymous No.82171806 >>82171871
>>82171781
Mint Cinnamon is very nice, I haven't needed to fuck around with too much
Anonymous No.82171808
>>82170799 (OP)
Dancing cat videos are better than a prostitute. Damn I cant wait to go poo, I got lots of poo in my bum and its gonna feel so good to leave a log into the drain and stomp it down. I like pooing in the shower way more because it makes me feel like a girl.
Anonymous No.82171811 >>82171832
>>82171791
I used to help with social work back in the day. It's actually insane the average level of dysfunction and banal criminality that occurs in the black community. I say this with no malice, it's just the fact that probably 80-90% of cases we had to deal with were black families. Of course there was the occasional white scummy mummy and chronic dosser council estate dad type shit, but the vast bulk was black people. Didn't matter if they were 'integrated' or fresh immigrants, it's just how they behaved.
Anonymous No.82171815
Hardman Steve 'flattered' by HHL's secret stories, but 'does not feel the same way', sources report
Anonymous No.82171825
Been getting into Andie Anderson recently, lads. Absolutely stacked MILF relatively new to the industry.
Anonymous No.82171827 >>82171839
catberg wants to cuddle but its too hot imo
Anonymous No.82171832 >>82171851
>>82171811
It's genetic innit? Like a pit bull.
Anonymous No.82171839 >>82171873
>>82171827
Damn thats fucking gross. Your cat feels sexual pleasure obviously youre touching its tits and face.
Anonymous No.82171851
>>82171832
You're not committing a racism are you de lid?
Anonymous No.82171858 >>82171942
Getting on them brasseries now HHL style
Anonymous No.82171863 >>82172896 >>82172926 >>82172932
A downie is going to be on this year's Strictly. First they have a deaf, then they have a blind... now they have a downie. Kek. No excuse for you not to make a name for yourself, lads.
Anonymous No.82171871 >>82171887
>>82171806
The one I was trying was Mint with the MATE desktop environment. Pretty much works as is, but soon realised Adobe doesn't natively support Linux which is a bit of a problem
Anonymous No.82171873 >>82171888
>>82171839
different when it's animals. wanking off your dog doesn't mean you're in love with it, does it?
Anonymous No.82171878 >>82171926 >>82171943 >>82171949
>Adobe doesn't natively support Linux
uh, it's 2025, how is this okay???
Anonymous No.82171887
>>82171871
Fair enough if you need it, but I hate Adobe and haven't missed them.
Anonymous No.82171888
>>82171873
Your pet comes to you when its horny for pets and cuddles. Girls do this too but only for chads
Anonymous No.82171926
>>82171878
It used to, but removed supprot
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN !!53i4YrndgQA No.82171942 >>82171973 >>82171983
>>82171858

>Getting on them brasseries now HHL style

Corr. Enjoy de lid. Just grinding that Wortnite me.
Anonymous No.82171943
>>82171878
They used to but decided they didn't want to any more LOL. Adobe also doesn't offer anything other than a subscription-based platform. Adobe is widely known to be a terrible fucking company that lucked out early in the media space and now rules a near monopoly like a bunch of cunts. They have actively made all their products and services worse over the past few years.
Anonymous No.82171944
>>82171557
This is gay as shit, but she's got good verbals
Anonymous No.82171949
>>82171878
That's exactly why I use Windows. I want something that just works.
Anonymous No.82171973
>>82171942
Have you ever worn a bra?
Anonymous No.82171983
>>82171942
>dawg
Is that not a cheetah
Anonymous No.82171990
Beddingburgh beckons
Anonymous No.82171993
Any other lads want to chime in on whether HHL has ever worn a bra or not?
Anonymous No.82171995
Based Adobe snubbing nonces.
Anonymous No.82171998 >>82172014 >>82172016 >>82172032 >>82172079 >>82172924
GIMP exists you know
Anonymous No.82172014
>>82171998
Its terrible though
Anonymous No.82172016
>>82171998
I'm a bit weird, in that I like my painting software to be able to draw circles
Anonymous No.82172032
>>82171998
Yeah but it's shite in comparison to Photoshop
Anonymous No.82172079
>>82171998
it took them fucking forever to add that Single Window Mode instead of insisting on weird floating windows (because, i don't know, GTK?)

now they have royally fucked the most basic thing: if i click a menu and hold my mouse button down, e.g. Edit, then release my mouse on what i want to do, e.g. Undo, the menu disappears but it doesn't fucking undo. you HAVE to click, although since the menu item highlights, the menu disappears, there's interaction so it's easy to miss that nothing happened.

maybe this isn't how YOU use menus in Windows, but it's how it works in everything else, and how it worked in GIMP until their last big update. they change the stupidest shit. "oh you wanted to scale the layer? oh you meant shrink the whole thing down? nah mate that was just the old versions - you've applied some 'FX' to this layer, haven't you? you didn't say to scale those."

Photoshop has some stupid shit (undoing vs steps, that type of thing) but GIMP is Chinese water torture in the form of software. i'm convinced the open source furries only do this shit because they're secretly paid by Adobe.
Anonymous No.82172084
Losers like Ruthmong use Linux.
Anonymous No.82172102
>>82170799 (OP)
>>82170799 (OP)
havent had water since this morning cause there's a leak down the road. might have to walk down to United Utilities and kick off
Anonymous No.82172112
lads in london, it's coming
Anonymous No.82172132
One day Ruthmong will use more than just Linux. Then you'll all wish for the days he just used Linux.
Anonymous No.82172176
Very hot out there. Corrr indeed. Might be too corrr. Basically totally sweating. As it shouldn't be. Bring the winter as soon as possible.
Anonymous No.82172195 >>82172208 >>82172415
right, say i have this image of three horses. i've pixelised the middle one. maybe he's in witness protection, or something.

now, i want to resize this image. just don't need the full 2869x1850 image, do i? let's scale it down, 50%. easy stuff, Image -> Scale Image...

tell me what you think SHOULD happen. how this SHOULD look
Anonymous No.82172204 >>82172213
My grandma just popped her clogs. 91 years old so a good innings.
Anonymous No.82172208 >>82172253
>>82172195
I sink you should get a job
Anonymous No.82172213 >>82172231 >>82172245 >>82172415
FUCK GIMP
FUCK LINUX
FUCK EVERYTHING

>>82172204
sorry about your grandma lad.
Anonymous No.82172231
>>82172213
Here's your scaling pal
Anonymous No.82172232
When I was 17, we lost our house. My dad had been gambling behind our backs. Making reckless choices. Throwing money into shady investments with people he barely knew. He told us everything was fine right up until the day we were packing boxes. No warning. Just gone.
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN !!53i4YrndgQA No.82172243 >>82172314
Garn have to get some brasseries in meself for this weekend. Wooty and weers on tap x
Anonymous No.82172245
>>82172213
Well it was for the best. She had dementia. Really bad tbqh. Could not speak and struggled to recognise me in the last days. Could not eat or drink either. She liked some music though. She always liked the song American Pie by Don McLean so we played that.
Anonymous No.82172253
>>82172208
i was a professional horse-blurrer for 20 years.
Anonymous No.82172306 >>82172391 >>82172414
Hard day at toil finished, nice pint gotten in.
Anonymous No.82172314
>>82172243
Why not have some today? Perfect weather for it imo. Share them with Steve in the communal garden.
Anonymous No.82172319
Willies
Anonymous No.82172321 >>82172334 >>82172353
What do you reckon is the best way to die lads?

Knew an old farmer who carried on working into his literal fucking 90s. Put his boots on one day and just collapsed. Everyone said yep that is the way to go.

In a bed surrounded by family?

Die in battle fending off a robber or criminal and get sent to Valhalla?
Anonymous No.82172322 >>82172337
Is it cancer de lids? Bit worried.
Anonymous No.82172332 >>82172344 >>82172351 >>82172352
What do you call these kind of makeup covered girls? Way over the top.
Non virgins, what is it like to spend time and have sex with these kind of girls?
It can't happen the spheres of influence don't overlap for me and them.
>completely normified modernlivingmaxed
>versus abnormal autismo.
Anonymous No.82172333
If Valhalla is real then I wonder how many soldiers today make would make it to Valhalla.
Anonymous No.82172334
>>82172321
I'd rather die like the farmer than in a bed surrounded by family. I honestly don't understand that idealization at all.

Dying in a skirmish back in the day would have been fine too. Large scale battles have always been cringe, and modern skirmishes are full of drone and artillery shit.
Anonymous No.82172337
>>82172322
What am I even looking at dee lid
Anonymous No.82172342
When I was younger strange men would regularly visit our house. Once, I came downstairs and through the crack in the lounge door I saw my mum having sex with another man - and dad sitting on the sofa watching. I was shocked. But dad explained it away as if it was nothing, saying he was impotent and couldn't make mum happy.
Anonymous No.82172344
>>82172332
>What do you call these kind of makeup covered girls
Slags
Simple init
Anonymous No.82172351 >>82172373
>>82172332
They're awful to spend time around because they are vapid stupid narcissistic whores who only care about themselves and their stupid socials. Also, they are ugly inside and out.
Anonymous No.82172352 >>82172373
>>82172332
Scarecrow faces.
The makeup honestly reminds me of a kids attempt to make a scary scarecrow head.
There' no way i would fuck any women who looked like that, she thinks she looks good like this and thats a massive RED FLAG for her mental perception of the world.
Anonymous No.82172353
>>82172321
used to be in that mindset of "it's better to die at your worst", e.g. chronic pain, mental fuckery, social problems, maybe you're off to prison.

but now i say it's better to be in a DECENT place and you just get doped up in a hospice, mates/family support you, you get those final conversations and all your affairs in order. actual cause of death? some Dignitas thing, preferably.
Anonymous No.82172357 >>82172359
When I was younger strange men would regularly visit our horse.
Anonymous No.82172359
>>82172357
Cloppers
Anonymous No.82172360
>>82171751
>Doesn't Lollers use Linux
Yarp, what of it?
Anonymous No.82172373 >>82172386 >>82172408
>>82172351
>>82172352
yeah but I wouldn't know what to say to them, they are almost like aliens in a way because my world is completely different to theirs.
Anonymous No.82172380 >>82172396
For me lads, it's Stocking
Anonymous No.82172385
When I was younger strange men would visit me in a horse box
Anonymous No.82172386 >>82172457
>>82172373
>yeah but I wouldn't know what to say to them
To be fair mate, they regularly have fuck all to say anyway. Often vapid shit you won't care about, only their clique of similar whores will.
Anonymous No.82172391
>>82172306
Proper social club by the looks of it
I always think poretti sounds like a bizarro world fake version of moretti
Never had it thoughever
Anonymous No.82172395
>>82170799 (OP)
Holy pogchamp is that real? 4head. Residentsleeper.
Anonymous No.82172396 >>82172437 >>82172441
>>82172380
Based stockings fan
Anonymous No.82172402
And in more other tech news, my new contact membrane for my PS4 controller doesn't fit because there are loads of different PS4 controller models, slightly different internals, of course there are, thanks Sony you big pile of dog wank.
Anonymous No.82172408 >>82172419 >>82172457
>>82172373
It would be no different to the conversations they have with a imported immigrant.
>Durka durka jihad!
>Yeah that's it love
>Allah Durka jihad jafrezi!
>Oooh yea!
>Allah ackbar, jihad mohammed um bongo!

Just talk absolute drivel they wont understand, they are too vacuous to care as long as the dick is good and they can tell their mates about it.
Just memorise some celeb names and ask them about it while your poking them, they will entertain themselves.
Anonymous No.82172414 >>82172451
>>82172306
Did your boyfriend have the same?
Anonymous No.82172415 >>82172498
>>82172195
>>82172213
Lad, what?
>rectangular select
>pixelise
>duplicate layer
>scale layer
Works just fine, then just delete the original.
Anonymous No.82172419 >>82172426
>>82172408
Laughed while imagining the sad case who wrote this post
Anonymous No.82172426
>>82172419
>Just talk absolute drivel they wont understand,
Anonymous No.82172433
Me? Drinking red bull on tap and eating the absolute lowest quality wepperoni wizzas so my cum tastes absolutely wrank when my gf swallows it.
Anonymous No.82172437
>>82172396
He said stockings not ugly grannies you cunt.
Anonymous No.82172440
I like fannying about in Windblows. Therefore I must stay on it
Anonymous No.82172441
>>82172396
Aye, that too lad
Anonymous No.82172444 >>82172465
Perfect weather to sit on your front door step all day lads weyy.
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN !!53i4YrndgQA No.82172445 >>82172484
Well, time to get sorted and head off out. Need to get some scran then got that wooty training. Oh aye.
Anonymous No.82172448
For me it's Lime.
Anonymous No.82172451
>>82172414
No, my platonic male friend had a pint of Directors bitter.
Anonymous No.82172457 >>82172471
>>82172386
Yeah it's a different world where I don't understand what they are even up to.
>>82172408
Our paths wouldn't ever cross, I am simply looking at pictures and wondering what it would be like.
>yeah love, Mguba should go left instead of right if he wants to score
>no way thingthang really did that, what is he like?
>justeats or ubereats for tea?
Anonymous No.82172465
>>82172444
alri chav lad
Anonymous No.82172471
>>82172457
>Pay in 3 for Just Eat tonight, love?
Anonymous No.82172484
>>82172445
those girls boobs better not disappoint. They got pretty good potential. U got any shirtlesss pics? I wanna jack off to some porn of her.
Anonymous No.82172498 >>82172519 >>82172537
>>82172415
if i scale the layer it scales within the canvas.
>>duplicate layer
why? i can FLATTEN the layer which then applies the 'FX' to the actual pixels (the old behaviour) (similar to Flatten Image, not to be confused with Merge Visible Layers) so i can get the following:
there's a new paradigm, that filters and other effects are applied 'ON TOP OF' the bitmap, after the fact. so you can delete it, move it around, transform it...great stuff.
only then why in the flying fuck would it not scale with the nuclear 'just scale the entire fucking image' option?
Anonymous No.82172519 >>82172558
>>82172498
You scale the whole canvas you mong. On the options at the top, edit scale or something. Not opening gimp it's a piece of shit.
You have to press anchor on layer effects but you scale the whole lot at the top.
Anonymous No.82172521 >>82172535
HHL likes to dab on literal spackers at the footy
Anonymous No.82172535
>>82172521
They have Ronaldinho in the team me lid.
Anonymous No.82172537 >>82172590
>>82172498
Look mate I don't know what to tell you, a brief google says that it's apparently a known issue, but since there are work arounds who gives a shit? Yeah it's a minor inconvenience. Grow up, at least GIMP is good and you're not paying 260 quid a fucking year to use it like Photoshop.
Anonymous No.82172544 >>82172577
also, for some reason the Alignment tool is fucked now. tried every possible combination of anchors, options, whatever. want to align a layer to the left the canvas? ends up like this!
(and oh look, the pixelise layer effect didn't move with it. hmmmm.)
Anonymous No.82172550
I like to tell people I'm going on a big diet. Then i'll order a pallet of chinese food like nothing was said. I'm not even obese or even slightly fat. I just like to mix things up a bit because i'm that mental.
Anonymous No.82172552
What's to stop anyone from pirating photoshop?
Anonymous No.82172555 >>82172566 >>82172575
HHL must be good at headers
Anonymous No.82172558
>>82172519
if you mean 'Canvas Size', that's the workspace. that'd basically just crop the image.

if you mean 'Scale Image', that's exactly what i did. like i said i did. it does not scale the layer effects. i have reset GIMP to its default settings.
Anonymous No.82172566
>>82172555
Doubt headers are allowed in disability football. We have to protect these precious brains don't we.
Anonymous No.82172567
Wish my wife had bigger tits so I could use them as a pillow to fall asleep on
Anonymous No.82172568
Nu Unmesh dropped

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zb2umsGj_u8
Anonymous No.82172575
>>82172555
Doubt it. They already have two other players holding up his neck otherwise it's like Stretch Armstrong.
Anonymous No.82172577 >>82172597
>>82172544
Mate, it literally works fine, no clue what you're on about. Selected a rectangle, pixelised, locked alpha channel, scaled down and used the align tool with literally zero issues at any stage.
Anonymous No.82172586
>gimp using gimp
poetry
Anonymous No.82172590 >>82172635
>>82172537
i have actually been using GIMP since the mid-2000s. switched to Paint.NET at one point (my god was it better) and then Photoshop (older versions, pre-CS, even when CS was out, 7.0 just ran lightnin fast).

i mean if GIMP is meant to be this competitor from the Linux lot, and people ARE willing to jump through all its weird hoops (fool, you were moving the selection, not the selection)... when will it be 'done'? 2050s?
Anonymous No.82172597 >>82172635
>>82172577
do a left/right align to the canvas, relative to image. show me what happens.
Anonymous No.82172627 >>82172633
back in my day I used gimp to make my school friends naked, none of this ai bollocks
Anonymous No.82172633 >>82172648
>>82172627
I just use my imagination, oh aye
Anonymous No.82172635 >>82172652 >>82172697
>>82172590
Well on some level it's down to personal preference, right? I'm used to GIMP and it does everything I need and it's free, so it's fine for me. I've got no issues with people using other programs, I encourage people to use what works for them, but people complaining that GIMP won't do x/y/z when it works just fine is odd.

>>82172597
Here you go lad, literally opened the pic up again just for you. Works for me.
A quick fix if yours keeps failing though would be snap to canvas edge then mid align.
Anonymous No.82172648 >>82172702
>>82172633
Phwoar the sexcapes I used to have with classmates in my head. I reckon there isn't a pair of tits in my year I didn't fondle.
Anonymous No.82172652
>>82172635
Imagine those tits on a skinny non pregnant woman. Corrrrrrr!
Anonymous No.82172695
Wish all you lads would fuck off, I want the thread to myself.
Anonymous No.82172697 >>82172721 >>82172731
>>82172635
oh god so you know what i've realised (stupidest shit)
it's that, as in your image, you have to scroll to the right right to display the little widget that lets you set the anchor point.

and, by default, it USED to work like in the first 5 seconds of this video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RA4_EyLlixc

yeah i know align/distribute tools in everything let you select different anchor points/sides/whatever, as they should, but fucking hell.
so now my 'workaround' is clicking 'top' then aligning to top, clicking 'bottom' when aligning to bottom... instead of just how it used to work, how it works in old GIMP, Word, everything-else-ever?!

lad i am going insane.
Anonymous No.82172702
>>82172648
Good job GCHQ cant scan our thoughts (yet)
Anonymous No.82172721
>>82172697
Get a job mong
Anonymous No.82172731 >>82172770
>>82172697
Hahaha lmao, sorry that's quite funny lad. Yeah probably good to check that all your interfaces are scaled properly for your screen and stuff. Look, like I was saying above, I get that GIMP isn't for everyone, and people should use what makes them comfortable. Why use GIMP if you don't like it?
Anonymous No.82172751 >>82172753
>gimp
lol
Anonymous No.82172753 >>82172760
>>82172751
hope you don't use virgin for internet haha
Anonymous No.82172760 >>82172788 >>82172797
>>82172753
>virgin
fucking hell
Anonymous No.82172770
>>82172731
> all your interfaces are scaled properly for your screen and stuff.
it's a GIMP thing. on some level, they must know. both our examples, you have to scroll in a lil sub-window just to read their weird options, which are increasingly shit like
>[ ] Target the selected layer instead of the previous layer (Alt-Shift click to invert, Ctrl right-click to invert the inversion)
????

it's some Linux/Emacs/whatever thing they always do. just keep adding features. it's like autism where maybe it makes sense to THEM, but they can't comprehend it's other people using their software. THEY know, don't they?

>Why use GIMP if you don't like it?
"i'll get used to it, old versions of Photoshop don't support new file formats etc" (of course when i do get somewhat used to it, they go and fuck around.)
Anonymous No.82172781
>"They", a 1941 story by Robert A. Heinlein about a man surrounded by persons whose job is to convince him that he is insane rather than one of the few genuine people in his world.

was a good'un this.
Anonymous No.82172788 >>82172798
>>82172760
RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH
LMAO
Anonymous No.82172797
>>82172760
Hope you never hear about aussie brands mate.
They had Dick Smith.
Anonymous No.82172798
>>82172788
HAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT I JUST LAUGHED SO HARD AS FUCK XD
Anonymous No.82172804
>"Why do you like to play chess so well?"
>"Because it is the only thing in the world where I can see all the factors and understand all the rules. Never mind--I saw all around me this enormous plant, cities, farms, factories, churches, schools, homes, railroads, luggage, roller coaster, trees, saxophones, libraries, people and animals. People that looked like me and who should have felt very much like me, if what I was told was the truth. But what did they appear to be doing? 'They went to work to earn the money to buy the food to get the strength to go to work to earn the money to buy the food to get the strength to go to work to get the strength to buy the food to earn the money to go to--' until they fell over dead. Any slight variation in the basic pattern did not matter, for they always fell over dead. And everybody tried to tell me that I should be doing the same thing. I knew better!"

'crazy' schizo spitting facts. Helper-esque.
Anonymous No.82172806 >>82172823 >>82172836
>streamer goes le bald for le epic stream thing
>is actually just wearing some bald cap thingy
What's even the point. I cringe. It embarrassing.
Anonymous No.82172815 >>82172835
wonder if the South Park lads ever shag 13-year-olds and go "it's just part of our transgressive low-brow humour, you faggot retards"
and everyone says "well, we wouldn't want to seem snooty, would we" so they walk free.
Anonymous No.82172819
Not as embarrassing as your shit posts.
Anonymous No.82172821 >>82172849
regret posting that image of cartman now desu
Anonymous No.82172823
>>82172806
Not right they steal your thunder as a truly bald/balding man
Anonymous No.82172835
>>82172815
they probably did when they were making Team America and stuff, but now they pretend it never happened.
Anonymous No.82172836 >>82172841
>>82172806
reminds me of when actresses say they won't get their tits out when they already have. it's crude but i don't know, everyone's seen your tits? they just can, again, by watching the film...?

if you had a really good bald cap you'd just look bald. so everyone's 'seen you bald'. oh but you're not 'actually' bald? well, that's not like a man going bald then, is it? fucknut.

(on the other hand fuck male actors being divas about this. Bob Geldof in the wall, not shaving his head in that scene where the character was obviously meant to shave his head.)
Anonymous No.82172841 >>82172852
>>82172836
I guess they want the short term reward for the meme stream without actually having to regrow their hair. I mean, fair, but come on. It's like when people pretend to be drunk. It's just cringe and a bit lame.
Anonymous No.82172849
>>82172821
Should be easy enough to filter his posts using the image hashes in 4chanx.
Anonymous No.82172852 >>82172870
>>82172841
is it for charity, at least? like "if i get enough donations, i'll shave my head"?

i know that is daft IRL going round getting people to sign up (if people still do this) but at the end of the day some charity gets money for a silly waheyyy thing. 'sall good.
Anonymous No.82172860 >>82172957
it's the fact they drew Cartman with the 'XD' face. don't care if it's an episode from the 90s. that's one of the FORBIDDEN smileys.
Anonymous No.82172865 >>82172895
Streamer does febreze challenge. Doesn't have real flatulence diagnosis it's for views. My culture is not your costume chuddie.
Anonymous No.82172870 >>82172919
>>82172852
It probably is I guess. I didn't watch long enough to figure that out. I guess you could say my post was ultimately ignorant! Corrrr it could be it could be. Dunno. I don't like how most streamers are just in it for the money instead of for fun.
Anonymous No.82172875
Chikas vile febreeze and cum infused farts wafting into your nostrils.
Anonymous No.82172895 >>82172902 >>82172912
>>82172865
Guys this isn't me. It the imposter. I don't even need febreze.
Anonymous No.82172896 >>82172926
>>82171863
That downie likely got into the beeb on nepotism and blowjobs anon. I'm better than that.
Anonymous No.82172902
>>82172895
>Guys this isn't me
Proof?
Anonymous No.82172912 >>82172920
>>82172895
no one fucking cares anyway
Anonymous No.82172919 >>82172934 >>82172967
>>82172870
>I don't like how most streamers are just in it for the money instead of for fun.

the internet has gone weird. like 'as a job' this should be a pure 'dream job', like tasting ice cream for a living. i've watched mates stream games, we've had a laff, chatted, and i like watching people play games. good stuff.

but it all turns into like 3-4 different forms of monetisation. you have ads, you have donations, people can buy gifts, there's fucking...sponsors? 'it takes effort and this is my job, pay me!' mate all those kids making Flash cartoons were doing it because they wanted to, and Newgrounds was a cool site FOR hosting it.

Patreon was the right model for all this. give money directly to someone. no pussyfooting around it. and even THEN some people saw it as 'selling out' (being paid for making YouTube videos? lol what the fuck)
Anonymous No.82172920 >>82172921 >>82172941
>>82172912
The people here who like me care. Anyway, that's all I have to say on the matter.
Anonymous No.82172921
>>82172920
>The people here who like me care. Anyway, that's all I have to say on the matter.
fascinating
Anonymous No.82172924
>>82171998
Yeah mate, we know you do
Anonymous No.82172926 >>82172961
>>82171863
>>82172896
I saw that on the BBC they said she was an actress and "model".
I was like "okay how do they try to make her look hot".
They don't succeed. I laughed way too hard at this shit.
Anonymous No.82172932
>>82171863
Not right to parade the spackers around on telly for laughs desu
Anonymous No.82172934
>>82172919
It sad innit. Very soulless. If I was any good at games, I'd maybe stream too. But I'm bad so I don't. Although that can be its own niche.
Anonymous No.82172941
>>82172920
I'm sure those imaginary friends care immensely.
Anonymous No.82172952 >>82172955 >>82172959 >>82172994
What was your first time like lads? I royally ballsed it up. Couldn't stay her. Was inside her for maybe three seconds with a semi. This happened another three times before the fourth occasion was finally a success.
Anonymous No.82172955
>>82172952
Still waiting desu
Anonymous No.82172957
>>82172860
I'm 90% sure that's why people started doing the XD face so much in the 90's. South Park was popular.
Anonymous No.82172959
>>82172952
didnt cum because death grip syndrome and a brain rotted from porno
Anonymous No.82172961 >>82172978
>>82172926
wtf even is that pose
Anonymous No.82172966 >>82172977
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gfBfGoUz7c
pure Something Awful seething from 15 years ago ("why are they sponsoring THIS guy instead of OUR guy?") but they're absolutely right. it's quaint now.

this guy is getting income for talking over Mario. he didn't even make this Mario game, Nintendo made all the graphics and music (and someone ELSE made the ROM hack).

>nooo Nintendo is going after streamers!!
yeah? if they're earning money from it? just upload an MP3 of your commentary as a track people can buy: isn't that the argument? people are paying for the commentary?
Anonymous No.82172967
>>82172919
>watching streams of one guy with 20 odd viewers usually
>he just talks about who's fit and local bri'ish bantz about shit cities he's been to
>plays copyrighted music as he's not in it to keep VODs or make money
>calls everyone retarded
The dream
Anonymous No.82172974
might have a steak for dinner. why not? it is wednesday afterall.
Anonymous No.82172977 >>82173027 >>82173067
>>82172966
Goons were such gaylords. Never much liked them.
Self-appointed nobility of the internet.
Anonymous No.82172978 >>82172986
>>82172961
Normal poses didn't help.
Anonymous No.82172986 >>82173000 >>82173017
>>82172978
Is it even legal to fuck a downie?
Anonymous No.82172989 >>82172997
NO MILK NO TEA TO MAKE A WUPPA
ICKLE HELPER DREAMS ARE SCUPPERED
TEACUPS FILLED WITH BITTER TEARS
NO WUPPA TO ALLAY THEIR FEARS.
FREE FREE WUPPASTINE!
From the biccies to the tea Wuppastine shall be, will be, must be free.
Anonymous No.82172994
>>82172952
lots of jackhammering because i could feel i was going limb despite taking a viagra beforehand, managed to ejaculate but it was an awful experience overall
Anonymous No.82172997
>>82172989
Lol
Maybe your best one yet
Anonymous No.82173000 >>82173014
>>82172986
Even retards need dick, lad.
Anonymous No.82173014 >>82173029
>>82173000
Yeah but they can't really consent, can they?
Anonymous No.82173017 >>82173038 >>82173042
>>82172986
i live next to an assisted living facilty and there are a couple of lads with down syndrome there. one of them has a gf
Anonymous No.82173024
downies should only shag other downies but only under strict supervision from a senior downie to make sure things dont get out of hand
Anonymous No.82173027
>>82172977
At least their meanness kept normoids away for a while
Anonymous No.82173028 >>82173043 >>82173045 >>82173051
>Duddeeeeee imagine we impersonate him and talk about le farts XD
Sad state of the seethers on here. No life not capable of higher thought. Another day on 4chan nobody who loves them. Sad! It's beneath me to engage with "people" like that. As you were. x
Anonymous No.82173029 >>82173041 >>82173053
>>82173014
Most people with down syndrome are more functional than HHL. A lot even have jobs and relationships.
Anonymous No.82173038 >>82173048
>>82173017
I think you mean a care home.
Anonymous No.82173041
>>82173029
Went to a downie cafe at the garden centre once, took them 5 minutes per customer. Never going back.
Anonymous No.82173042
>>82173017
My ex is with a lad with downs syndrome now. I'm not bitter though, hope they are happy together.
Anonymous No.82173043
>>82173028
Shut the fuck up you melodramatic attention whore. If it bothers you so much get a trip otherwise stfu.
Anonymous No.82173045 >>82173061
>>82173028
You're now pretending to be me seething just because I didn't react. Okay here's your reaction that you so desperately craved. You're boring. I don't care.
Anonymous No.82173048
>>82173038
no i mean assisted living facility
Anonymous No.82173051
>>82173028
Lol grow up laddie.
Anonymous No.82173052
Good round today, smashed it out quicker than it said, had to wait for some of them because I was early, probably had like 30 minutes break across the 3 hours I was out. One of them was to my ex's mum from when I was like 14, she didn't say anything but I think she recognised me because she had a big smile when she opened the door
Anonymous No.82173053 >>82173065
>>82173029
Yeah because downies are too stupid to realise how retarded they are so they just get on with it. Autistics are usually self aware and can't just get on with it the way downies and normies do.
Anonymous No.82173059
Eating a carrot from my own garden. Tastes great.
Anonymous No.82173061
>>82173045
Why pretend to be me and say what I would say anyway? I don't get it.
Anonymous No.82173062
BYE BYE! Hoepefully I will never return.
Anonymous No.82173065 >>82173094
>>82173053
Sean isn't autistic.
Anonymous No.82173067
>>82172977
yeah the smugness/elitism was daft. and very hypocritical at times.

as ridiculous as paying to post on an internet forum was, the best i can say is it kept 12-year-olds (like me) out.
Anonymous No.82173070
For me? It's respecting Chika.
Anonymous No.82173074
>He was a chad who was shagging at age 14

This is what it takes to be the lowest status lad on the bin lorry
Anonymous No.82173079
Diatribe mong has a fresh day of diatribes
Anonymous No.82173080
For me? It's disrespecting Chika.
Anonymous No.82173082 >>82173122
Mad how people with Downs can get jobs and have girlfriends and Helper can't? What do the downies have that he doesn't??
Anonymous No.82173083
For me? It's shagging Chika.
Anonymous No.82173085
>diatribelets ITT
Anonymous No.82173088 >>82173102
Stop bullying my mate Cheeka. It not right.
Anonymous No.82173094
>>82173065
We're well aware that Sean is a grifting cunt.
Anonymous No.82173102
>>82173088
Twolls gonna twoll. Sad innit?
Anonymous No.82173107
Banged 20 downie lassies in my travels. Am I a rapist? In the court of law probably. Not my fault they're so hot.
Anonymous No.82173122
>>82173082
The mad thing is, the answer is "intellect"
Anonymous No.82173128 >>82173143
>now I will le pretend to be him talking about impersonators XD
The end result of a life with no love or sense of purpose. It so so sad.
Anonymous No.82173137
He's complaining about other peoples posts again.
Anonymous No.82173141
The film Thunderpants was inspired by Chika's intergalactic travels.
Anonymous No.82173143
>>82173128
This is boring now spam mong
Anonymous No.82173150 >>82173194
i liek to sniff farts and sniff of farts
Anonymous No.82173154
He's reading other people's posts again.
Anonymous No.82173162
just got a fresh pack of (you)s from the shop, shall be handing them out very liberally today
Anonymous No.82173164 >>82173172 >>82173189
Chika's cock has a sense of smell so he can indulge in the intestinal sewage whilst fucking his boyfriend.
Anonymous No.82173170
Getting a blowjob from a downie would be like sticking your dick in a bowl of jelly.
Anonymous No.82173172
>>82173164
This is not right to post lad
Anonymous No.82173181
Grown man having a hissy fit because someone posted one of his special images.
Anonymous No.82173186
newfriends reading 4chan on their phones looking for "(You)s" instead of just reading threads. the words, in the posts, in order.
Anonymous No.82173189
>>82173164
This is slanderous, is it not.
Anonymous No.82173194
>>82173150
In my wankbanks I do, and I do it in my astral dreams too, but in reality that shit would be disgusting and turn me off
Anonymous No.82173196 >>82173200
Kek the downies name is Ellie Goldstein is she jewish?
Anonymous No.82173197 >>82173211 >>82173212 >>82173217
Need a sign from Shippy he's ok. Just isn't the same thread without his classic memes and banter.
Anonymous No.82173200
>>82173196
It's enough to make one ponder innit
Anonymous No.82173201 >>82173309
i did actually try 4chan on my phone earlier and i dunno maybe YOU use some cool app, fine.
honestly they've done everything they can to make it work on a small vertical touch screen but fucking hell it's just so unpleasant SO UNPLEASANT

i do actually kind of get it now when people complain about posts being paragraphs and that. this very post might very well be filling your screen. (and i still have a 1920x1080 monitor, my phone screen is actually higher resolution)
Anonymous No.82173205
Do another fascinating diatribe
Anonymous No.82173211
>>82173197
Talk to him on discord, hes online all the time
Anonymous No.82173212
>>82173197
I spoke to Shippy about a week ago. He's in prison in Cambodia at the moment. Bit of legal bother
Anonymous No.82173213
fascinating post there pal
Anonymous No.82173217 >>82173222 >>82173229
>>82173197
Hes on the discord with me now. Sadly he is permabanned from 4chan
Anonymous No.82173218 >>82173230
I will be informing the DWP later to report that seasideMARK has not made any uploads today. It's their obligation to make sure that he does.
Anonymous No.82173222
>>82173217
>Sadly
Good if true
Anonymous No.82173229 >>82173236 >>82173250
>>82173217
Now why was he permanently banned? Got to be a serious offence surely?
Anonymous No.82173230
>>82173218
SSM is on the discord with me now. Sadly he has a YouTube community strike
Anonymous No.82173236
>>82173229
Posting some kind of images apparently, he didn't want to get into the details
Anonymous No.82173238
>see stonk for like 2 quid earlier today
>it fucking surges to 8 quid now

I could have fucking bought that, free meal deal if id have rode the wave. Fucking knew I should have, never done a stonk before so was hesitant.
Anonymous No.82173241
#freeshippy
#shippydidnothingwrong
Anonymous No.82173250
>>82173229
All those 3 day bans for trolling and avatarfagging over the years went into the hundreds. The mods had enough.
Anonymous No.82173265 >>82173277 >>82173298
reckon ssm sold his electric bike
Anonymous No.82173269
Fucking spider bit my toes when I stood on it and it got stuck in the crease.
Anonymous No.82173274
Shippy told me that the next time we see each other, he wants me to bring another bloke. He's going to bring a bloke too. We need to agree on boundaries but I like the idea
Anonymous No.82173276 >>82173283
cut my ballsack trying to shave my pubes, luckily it wasnt so bad that my bollocks fell out
Anonymous No.82173277 >>82173292
>>82173265
It was in his last video he said he will use it eventually. He's skint anymore now with his father's inheritance. Somebody is drip feeding it into his bank account.
Anonymous No.82173283
>>82173276
Did that once when I was a teenager I thought because I cut my bollocks the balls would fall out kek. Haven't done it since itched like fuck I did it with a Gillette razor.
Anonymous No.82173289
I cut my bollocks once and the balls fell out
Anonymous No.82173291
>cut bollocks
>both your nuts and guts all fall out your sack.

Many such cases.
Anonymous No.82173292 >>82173303
>>82173277
>Somebody is drip feeding it into his bank account.
Yeah, this is intentional. He needs his bank balance to stay under 6k otherwise he will have to declare the capital and get taxed on it
Anonymous No.82173298 >>82173300 >>82173322
>>82173265
Should've bought an old 125 instead, or an E-Scooter.
Anonymous No.82173300 >>82173319
>>82173298
a 125 wouldnt have enough power to move mark anyway
Anonymous No.82173303
>>82173292
Nothing to do with tax. It's about claiming full bennies
Anonymous No.82173309 >>82173364
>>82173201
People just shouldn't browse web forums on phones. It's conductive of really shit tier posting.
Anonymous No.82173314
yep, think the frontal cortex has finished developing, I now find stocks exciting, phoar its exhillerating, will it crash, will it go up? the anticipation.
Anonymous No.82173319 >>82173331
>>82173300
Can get some right nippy little ones these days. Easy 60+
Anonymous No.82173322 >>82173355
>>82173298
I wanna see SSM on rollerblades
Anonymous No.82173331
>>82173319
its not so much the horsepower but the torque that would be required to move marks gigantic arse off the spot, i suppose if he always starts going down a hill and never stops while hes riding it would be possible
Anonymous No.82173355 >>82173377 >>82173422
>>82173322
I wanna see SSM cum
Anonymous No.82173364
>>82173309
100%. and i'm a shit poster with a low attention span. plus i really do get why phoneposters end up that way.

tbqh it was a mistake encouraging it by having mobile CSS. and i think websites should have mobile-friendly versions for reading, sure, but wouldn't you rather sit down and actually READ message boards? then sit and compose a reply (on a keyboard, typing words)
Anonymous No.82173374
also why are phone videos vertical, more and more often?

it's a phone. you can rotate it.
Anonymous No.82173377
>>82173355
He probably would cum for you on livestream for a 50 quid CEX in-store voucher
Anonymous No.82173394
Wow great diatribe
Anonymous No.82173400 >>82173433
currently only wearing socks
Anonymous No.82173422 >>82173444
>>82173355
Don't think he can lid. He said I one of the Llandudno videos he can't get it up anymore.
Anonymous No.82173424 >>82173427
Water still aint fixed. United Utilities are worthless. Bet the water engineers AKA banter lads are sat there faffing about instead of digging up the roads and fixing the pipes. Absolutely fuming
Anonymous No.82173427 >>82173453
>>82173424
sappening with your water de lid?
Anonymous No.82173433 >>82173459
>>82173400
Weird thing to LARP about
Anonymous No.82173444
>>82173422
He could still cum from prostate stimulation
Anonymous No.82173445
>Man busted hiding 27 kg of ketamine in whey protein

so why doesn't the Hong Kong Customs & Excise department sell this? or give it away, to me? how does this man sleep at night??
Anonymous No.82173447
Born into a world
I never asked for this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VF5_gRD9n8Y
Anonymous No.82173453
>>82173427
Doesnt work lad. Cant even have a shit cause there's no water in the toilet to flush with
Anonymous No.82173459 >>82173478
>>82173433
its about 50 million degrees outside lad, and a bit warmer in my flat, shall only be wearing socks until things are more livable
Anonymous No.82173478
>>82173459
You should take the socks off too
Anonymous No.82173481 >>82173549
doesn't matter what YOUR vice is. you can get addicted to anything. chocolate. nobody even goes
>oh actually it's been found chocolate may potentially have some positive effects
it's chocolate, it's just nice.
Anonymous No.82173498
bring back water boards. lads bantering instead of fixing pipes would be traitors to the state.
Anonymous No.82173549 >>82173558
>>82173481
Me? Addicted to drivel.
Anonymous No.82173558 >>82173596
>>82173549
consumption or distribution, lad?
Anonymous No.82173569
if someone wants to smoke ganja and they don't go round killing people in weed-rage, i say we just let them go buy it
Anonymous No.82173574 >>82173758 >>82173806
What makes normies seethe so much about PIP? The amount of deleted comments and anger over this post is staggering.
https://www.reddit.com/r/LegalAdviceUK/s/Nk3kPcSSZx
Anonymous No.82173596
>>82173558
A bit of both x
Anonymous No.82173603
Just want to go back to Laos and smoke opium in the hills.
Anonymous No.82173623 >>82173694
My balding neighbour has finally shaved it all off. Looks like an egg lol
Anonymous No.82173660 >>82173681 >>82173768
Would like to hear DVDlads opinion on War of the worlds (2025)
Anonymous No.82173681
>>82173660
theydun wone?
Anonymous No.82173693
Shippy and the other britfeel discord sad acts are putting on their normal show is it
Anonymous No.82173694
>>82173623
we need to re-normalise male pattern baldness.
Anonymous No.82173710 >>82173725
Will it be okay anon?
Anonymous No.82173716
i just hope by the time WE'RE old (if we make it that far) we don't have to clip our heads every day like some ponce in his 30s.
Anonymous No.82173725 >>82173737
>>82173710
Footlad will wank to this
Anonymous No.82173735
going for a wee bike ride, its good to get out of the boxroom every once in a while
Anonymous No.82173737 >>82173805
>>82173725
cut down the wanking to every 3 days my lad. Spend a lot of time watching tv now way more productive than porn.
Anonymous No.82173758
>>82173574
Top poster won't be happy about how DVDlad spends his PIP.
Anonymous No.82173768
>>82173660
Absolute shite mate though I do enjoy the Spielberg one.
Can't stand those films where it all takes place on a screen they're almost always dogshit.
Ice Cube's best films are Boyz n the Hood and Higher Learning I reckon.
Anonymous No.82173771
Might get a loan out and then quit my job
Anonymous No.82173782 >>82173795 >>82173797 >>82173847
just life weights, be high status, and have money.

by incel logic we have it better than women (who are more dependent on their looks/genetics)
Anonymous No.82173795 >>82173830
>>82173782
Why does Robert need a hairdryer? For his pubes?
Anonymous No.82173797
>>82173782
kek what a scarred bitch
Anonymous No.82173805 >>82173858
>>82173737
Cut the porn down to a few days a week too de lad. The wemptation never goes though.
Anonymous No.82173806
>>82173574
>IT'S NOT FOR SAVINGS! BLAH BLAH BLAH!
Why not? Having savings is beneficial to my mental health.
Anonymous No.82173830
>>82173795
he is 100% definitely bisexual and you should buy his book because he's an important guy and you should read about him.

my point is: cold setting, anus. don't knock it til you've tried it.
Anonymous No.82173842
Frankly, the government wastes so much money on shit, people shouldn't really be worried about it going to spackers who can actually use the help.
Anonymous No.82173847
>>82173782
Is that recent? He doesnt look that old there
Anonymous No.82173858
>>82173805
never does never does mate but there would be no pride in being master of your domaine otherwise x
Anonymous No.82173859
There are no requirements on what to spend your PIP or ESA on despite normies shouting from the rooftops it is to be spent ONLY on disability assistance. I bet all the DVDs DVDlad buys do wonders for his mental elf.
Anonymous No.82173897
Literal billions down the drain on SHIT that no one wants (and most of it probably goes in some crooked politician's pocket). Someone collecting a few hundred a month, and spending part of that on amusements, is actually nothing. Let spackers be happy for once in their lives, idk. This is their reparations for never getting to have sex.
Anonymous No.82173934
Think Crossy would like this mango. x
Anonymous No.82173993
fancied a nightwalk tonight but will probably be too warm so yea
Anonymous No.82174003
fighting crime
trying to save the world
Anonymous No.82174016 >>82174197
double feature night

clovehitch killer followed by the house that Jack built
Anonymous No.82174197
>>82174016
Both are kino de lid. They get the DVDlad stamp of approval. Clovehitch Killer is one of the best serial killer films I've seen, very creepy and realistic. House That Jack Built is more philosophical but some of the scenes are fucking brutal. Not a film to show a date or your mum.
Anonymous No.82174335 >>82174354 >>82174362 >>82174407
Where the fuck is everyone?
Anonymous No.82174354
>>82174335
everyones dead from the heat lad, its just me and you, and soon it will probably be just you
Anonymous No.82174362 >>82174378
>>82174335
Me? Watching a series and having a couple of beers.
Anonymous No.82174378 >>82174437
>>82174362
>Watching a series
which
Anonymous No.82174407
>>82174335
Drinking and playing Witcher while blasting metal tbqhwy lad
Anonymous No.82174411
>>82170799 (OP)
I like how not a single one of these AI dance memes have ever gotten the hand spin motions right
Anonymous No.82174427 >>82174443 >>82174446 >>82174447 >>82174467 >>82174532
so who do you think will be revealed as the next british celebrity nonce? i think Stephen fry, he's always prefeed younger boys and he went to a public school which are all very noncey
Anonymous No.82174437 >>82174512
>>82174378
Not going to say because some mong here will spoiler it.
Anonymous No.82174443 >>82174477
>>82174427
frank skinner desu
Anonymous No.82174446 >>82174477
>>82174427
Fry doesnt even like sex apparently, he and his partners just wank off.
Anonymous No.82174447 >>82174477
>>82174427
>the next british celebrity nonce?
James May
Anonymous No.82174467 >>82174477
>>82174427
desu, it could just be anyone who was famous in the 70's. I think they were all doing it.
Anonymous No.82174474 >>82174531
SEASIDE update

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcRaL2Vl0KM
Anonymous No.82174477 >>82174774
>>82174443
no way fank is pure
>>82174446
maybe thats just a cover story, i always though gays were hyper sexual
>>82174447
yes he's always been a bit off
>>82174467
nonce golden age. brook shields was doing full nude scenes at 11
Anonymous No.82174512 >>82174564
>>82174437
give us a clue
Anonymous No.82174531
>>82174474
The first PC had a way better graphics card, they not the same mark
Anonymous No.82174532
>>82174427
this fuckin guy. everyone and everything around him is noncey/predatory, except for him, apparently.
Anonymous No.82174564 >>82174566 >>82174595 >>82174596
>>82174512
He lives in Antarctica but not in the Arctic
Anonymous No.82174566 >>82174615
>>82174564
sounds shit already lol
Anonymous No.82174590
>open to television series, as a concept (not adverse to television)
>"one of the characters lives in the Antarctic"
>"lmaooo sounds like utter dross m8"

???
Anonymous No.82174595 >>82174615
>>82174564
Fortitude?
Anonymous No.82174596 >>82174615
>>82174564
Wish I was in Antarctica right now. Fucking melting my wollocks off in my box room right now. Sweating like seasideMARK in a job centre
Anonymous No.82174607
anyway, i can't believe the bloke in The Terror was dead the whole time.
Anonymous No.82174615
>>82174566
Low IQ mong
>>82174595
No
>>82174596
Yes its hot
Anonymous No.82174639 >>82174657
Stewart Lee. It'll be Stewart Lee. Stewart Lee.
Anonymous No.82174657
>>82174639
Stewart Lee and SSM have a lot in common.
Anonymous No.82174697 >>82174718
Matt LeBlanc is apparently the next big nonce. BBC has an upcoming expose on a "beloved" American actor in his 50s.
Anonymous No.82174706 >>82174724
Hope it's Ian Hislop. Don't like him
Anonymous No.82174718
>>82174697
Hes a yank though
Anonymous No.82174724 >>82174734
>>82174706
He's a good lad and I enjoy reading Private Eye sometimes.
Anonymous No.82174734 >>82174737
>>82174724
lil beady eyes. don't like him
Anonymous No.82174737 >>82174797
>>82174734
Reminds me of Zippy from Rainbow.
Anonymous No.82174762
Louis CK did nothing wrong and his show Louie is lush.
Anonymous No.82174774
>>82174477
>i always though gays were hyper sexual
Yeah mate I'm sure making a sweeping statement like that would never be inaccurate.
Anonymous No.82174797
>>82174737
>Zippy from Rainbow
how old are you?
Anonymous No.82174821 >>82174897
how sad would it be for a 35 year old to subscribe to the simpsons magazine?
Anonymous No.82174897
>>82174821
Absolutely fine pal. What would be more sad is for said 35 year old to NOT subscribe to the Simpsons magazine for fear of what others might think about it.
Anonymous No.82174905 >>82174911 >>82174912
ever message someone but when they reply back you get really nervous and don't check it and respond for a day or two?
Anonymous No.82174911
>>82174905
>ever message someone but when they reply
lost me there
Anonymous No.82174912 >>82174931
>>82174905
i do that at work when i get a teams message, usually leave it until morning
Anonymous No.82174924 >>82174939
might aswell go to bed, nothing left to do today really desu
Anonymous No.82174931
>>82174912
fuck teams fuck microsoft and their bloat
Anonymous No.82174939
>>82174924
You could stay up a few more minutes and make a new thread for us
Anonymous No.82175027
in tears at SSM deteriorating health and mental state
Anonymous No.82175047
>>82175045
>>82175045
>>82175045
>>82175045
scary blak man thread
Anonymous No.82175164 >>82175389
12 posts let's do this my niggas
Anonymous No.82175329
Windows and doors wide open. Aw yea we chillin
Anonymous No.82175356 >>82175370
https://youtu.be/rct233J9lsE?si=7uGuw61AliHOtDdO
What we drinking tonight boyos
Anonymous No.82175370
>>82175356
Camomile tea bruv we livin out here
Anonymous No.82175389 >>82175399
>>82175164
Thought we had words about using that word young man.
Anonymous No.82175399 >>82175406
>>82175389
Oh yea sorry

7 comments let's do this my niggaaaas
Anonymous No.82175406 >>82175423
>>82175399
That's the spirit de liiiiidddd
Anonymous No.82175423 >>82175468
>>82175406
Cheers pal what you drinking?
Anonymous No.82175468 >>82175633
>>82175423
Jack and coke my friend. Just poured the last of the jack out though, might switch to rum if I really want to hate myself tomorrow morning
Anonymous No.82175633
>>82175468
r&c is my drink of choice at parties. Getting too pricey to have it while out and about though.
Anonymous No.82175654
Right let's finish this thread off so it doesn't bother our outer-r9k frens
Anonymous No.82175664
If my maths is correct this should be the penultimate postingshire
Anonymous No.82175675
Which then by definition means this would be the one to push it past the bump limit. It's been a pleasure lads.