Thread 82251041

drinkers edition

Finishing off that VK now then finishing off that wodka x

Oh fucking aye x

Craving some tabs me x

tired but must go on
classic ziggeh style x

>>82251041 (OP)
cant believe you didnt do whitworth edition like i asked

>No, Hitler did not know how to drive, according to historical records. While he had a strong interest in automobiles and the party even financed his cars, he always had a driver. Initially, Emile Maurice served as his driver in the 1920s, and later Julius Schreck and Kempka took over the role

Oh aye x

>>82251093
sorry lad
was having tea at 18:51
missed it

>>82251113
its okay lad

*sits in the new thread and cracks open a high strength tinnie*
evening lids

Where's my fucking Emile Maurice x

cor that's it lads, get those drinks down yous x

>>82251108
neither did bowden

>>82251173
gender as distinct from sex is quite literally a construct tbqhwy

>>82251167
jonathan bowden that is hhl would probs like him

besides, you can't tell what physiological sex someone is 'just by looking'

enjoy your wooze de lids :)

All degeneracy that exists today is a result of the good guys losing WW2. Transgenderism mental illness and Muslim rape gangs on tap x

Animal abuse is also rising. Another sign of societal rot under globohomo capitalism.

>>82251211
You can, and if a male is wearing a wig to look feminine you can simply picture them without the wig and see a male

>>82251041 (OP)
Me? Accepted my lot in life. Parents are poor and didn't go to college or anything. Just worked minimum wage jobs all their lives. They're addicted to Facebook and conspiracy theories these days. They think the 'man' is trying to keep them down but they were destined to be kept down due to low IQ/no education. Leaded fuel probably fucked with their brains. Since I'm a product of their genetics, it never ever began for me. I'm not angry about it though. It's just the way it is. Could be worse I suppose. Could've been born in some shitty country like Africa getting bitten by mosquitos daily and getting diseases.

>>82251201
He's not smart enough

>>82251224
yeah well, in this case this happens to be a biological female in a wig.

i hope you've learned something today

Rich evil people always win in the end x

We're all losers x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7i6nvi5wh5s

i thought this was interesting

What happened to Crossy?

whos wearing the wig? is crossy wearing the wig? am confus

>>82251232
>They're addicted to Facebook and conspiracy theories these days.

They're just lashing out and embracing clearly nutjob stuff like flat earth because they can't talk about the real shit like why are rich Jews ruling all of Western Europe and America? Why are whites being replaced en masse? Why is LGBT and trans propaganda being pushed on White youth so much? Can't ask those questions goy x

>>82251265
MIA
waiting for his reply to welper on psn

>>82251265
AWOL for over a week now ;_;
word on Feel Street is it's some family tragedy, just needs a bit of a break.

>>82251282
>They're just lashing out and embracing clearly nutjob stuff
They're lashing out because they have no critical thinking skills and have no education matey.

Fuck off with your flat earth and space is fake shit. You're just too pussy to get into the racial and Jew stuff. Faggots lmfao x

>>82251294
> space is fake shit.

earlier on, you said the sky was fake.

Aliens are a legit conspiracy though. I will back that shit. Even the Nazis knew the score on them fuckers.

France win World Cup

It lush x

>jump
>for half a second, travelling upwards
>it's like the sky is the NEW ground i'm falling towards

a special moment, just for myself.

Them African-American fellas know the score x

Would to sesh with these lads x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UX6K7waag5Q

NEW WEASLEYS JUST DROPPED

were really all upside down now, gravity works in reverse of how they actually tell us it does

listening to born slippy. hbu

Seriously thinking bout that warage now x

Got that pool tomorrow though x

Can't drop me mate in x

>>82251356
you said you've nothing to do in the morning
what's a cheeky trip to the garage between mates?

garage, few more bottles, sleep at 6am
7 hours kip, wake up at 1pm, text mate, get ready and go out for pool

if he can't deal with that, then can you really call him a 'mate'...?

>>82251353
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAtEd9ya7LI
im about half way through it, getting all nostalgic

>>82251363
>>82251376

Jusst nearly been sick there de lids x

Might have to call it a day x

>>82251356
Stay fresh so you can have a few jars playing wool x

>>82251390
it was a test, lad. demons possessed my keyboard fingers.

looks like you're council material after all.

They force us to take poisons just to be brave enough to tell the truth x

Sad ain't it

I was there x

A win for the good guys x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XkzqtB3cN0

>>82251436
you beat better teams last season

Fuck warage got that lasagna in that microwave me x

Crashing out after this. Would have full scale but got pool tomorrows x

End of an era x

>>82251470

Cursed pic that. Apu would never support the Saudi oil boys x

>>82251436
Thoughts on Yougov poll saying Sunderland supporters are the most left wing in the Premier league?

>>82251470
Nufc is a joke team

thats me done for the night, gonna go dream some nice dreams, goodnight to the lads
>>82251504
lel

>>82251492
he will have iska on the chopping block by the end of the window lad
inshallah

Should I go warage and waste some money on overpriced tabs and wooze? Yeah? Should I go right now? Or should I stay here and keep it womfy?

>>82251504

It's okay. Most Mackems are brainwashed NPC mongs. I'm so far-right I balance it out.

>>82251517

Isak is a legend lmfao. Fuck the Saudi oil boys x

ISAK WANTS TO LEAVE BECAUSE YOU'RE FUCKING SHITE
FUCKING SHITE
ISAK WANTS TO LEAVE BECAUSE YOU'RE FUCKING SHITE
FUCKING SHITE
ISAK WANTS TO LEAVE BECAUSE YOU'RE FUCKING SHITE
FUCKING SHITE

Hold on? Why the fuck would Aston Villa be the most right-wing club? They are pro-Royal mongs. The royal family are pro open borders and pro free trade, pro-capitalism ect... they fucking hate the white-working class and love rich Muslim Arabs. Lmao.

King Charles has always had a soft spot for Muslims. He hates racist working-class bigots.

Proper rich man. Educated. Better than us all x

White-working class boys are racist scum x

I fucking hate the royal family and Newcastle x

Cheers x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpOHIE6qJlE&list=OLAK5uy_noGcPURfwkLcGIKp3HYsF7reVDIYo4fss&index=9&pp=8AUB

I love America x
I love Japan x
I love South Korea

I love Apple
I love Nintendo
I love Samsung

Sponser me pls xxx

I shill for capitalism x

Waheyy

fuck Keir Starmer and fuck the rich x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3l7fgvrEKM

Rich people don't die of cancer x
Cancer is only for poor people x

Music is the only thing we poor mongs have left to enjoy x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvW5y3lZ7rc

Trust me lids. The royals see poor whites just as the same as those browns being blown to bits in Gaza. They fucking hate us all.

They call us "useless eaters" in their private circles. They hate you, your family and everyone who isn't super-rich.

Tony Blair, David Cameron, Theresa May, Boris Johnson, Rishi Sunak, Keir Starmer ect...

All obsessed with preserving the status quo at all costs. Rich win and we all accept trickle down bullshit x

Threaten us with economic doom if we vote for socialism x

>>82251723
I see you as a useless eater, and I'm nowhere near royalty.

i thought i'd put you to bed.

Problem is Americans have become too rich for their own good. They are barely humans now. Just Jewish-sponsored capitalistic golems obsessed with their big houses and materialism.

>>82251763

That's because you are evil de lid. In the 1940s, your kind would have been snuffed out and you know it.

>>82251783
Have you really no sense of irony? Aktion T4/Arbeitsscheu Reich for you my leeed.

Bit of Aqua x

White-coded choon x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1jPUB7gRyg

>>82251799

Don't pretend to be a part of some secret far-right society you mong. Fuck the rich anf fuck you x

>>82251821
he's saying you're one of them subnormals, Nazis would have killed you (or at least put you in a camp).

not on the Nazis' hit list? then you're fit for work.

I support Israel x

I support America x

I support tax relief for the rich x

Sponsored by Apple
Sponsored by McDonalds
Sponsored by NordVPN

I support Qatar and Saudi Arabia x

They should hold every world cup x

Fuck anyone who disagrees x

Saudi Arabia is a proud footballing nation. They invented football. They taught us English mongs how to play football. Saudi Arabia is the home of soccer/football.

Sponsored by Nike
Sponsored by Samsung
Sponsored by Apple
Sponsored by Sky Sports

>>82251607
Ngl even when whites genuinely convert to islam it always looks so retarded when they start wearing all the raghead gear as a white person. It will always look like a Halloween costume.

Saudi Arabia, Qatar and the United Arab Emirates are the future x

American billionaires know the score x

>>82251821
Don't kid yourself Seany boy, you'd be straight off to the gas chamber for your incessant pants pissing, psychotic episodes, and avoidance of any kind of work.

White-working class scum are the past.

Don't let racism and hate win.

Stand up for Qatar x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwzkfMmNMpM

Saudi Arabia 2030 x

LET'S GET EXCITED X

RICH SAUDIS ARE THE FUTURE X

POOR PEOPLE CAN FUCK OFF AND DIE X

KATE MIDDLETON KNOWS THE SCORE X

Alright maybe that last post went too far x

Get worked up me x

Fuck the Royal Family and fuck Americans x

Sean lad get yourself to sleep, pool tomorrow

I go beddingtons now

Fuck Americans (especially rich Americans)
Fuck the Royal Familes (of all European nations)
Fuck Labour
Fuck the Tories
Fuck the fake "far-right" aka Reform/UKIP
Fuck Qatar
Fuck Saudi Arabia
Fuck Israel
Fuck Iran
Fuck Russia
Fuck Ukraine
Fuck animal abusers
Fuck capitalists
Fuck landlords
Fuck Sikhs
Fuck Christcucks (not real Christians)
Fuck the middle-classes
Fuck the rich
Fuck the lower class scum aka Chavs
Fuck the LGBT community
Fuck autists
Fuck weeaboos
Fuck Japan
Fuck nihilists
Fuck britfeel
AND FUCK YOU

Nighty night x

Sean Allen is my little bitch hehe x

>>82252011
Based HHL. Nighty night.

Let's all hope ATLAS comes and saves us from this hell.

NPC capitalist consumer mode until then x

>>82252043

Can't even spell my name right you fucking mong lmfao x

Jews say jump, Trump says how high x

Lmfao I can take the piss out of rich American Jews and you can't touch me x

I am protected by the state x

Fuck Howard Lutnick and fuck Israel x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddJqNY__9U8

Americans aren't even humans anymore.

They are golems for the rich Jewish machine.

America = Truman Show bullshit.

Money is their God x

Howard Lutnick is a cunt x

Bet he would love to snuff me out x

Alri I actually go beddingtons for real this time.

Been a womfy night. Glad I didn't go warage now. Life's better without the severe hangovers and regret.

It all a simulation anyway x

THREE SUNS IN THE SKY

God created dreams so animals/humans can escape from the reality of this hell.

Let the nukes the fly. Nighty night x

It's over de lids x
No wonder crossy fucked off x

Don't blame him. Evil and fake cunts rule the world now x

pure melty-weltdown tonight from the Goosenecked Spacker.

Fackin hell lid

For me it's waking up after a 7 hour sleep and feeling energised to go for a long walk

>almost 40
>alcoholic
>virgin
>genuine racist nut job
>grifted the system and been on benefits his whole life
>never contributed to his local community or the country he so loudly claims to love
>no women will go near him
>no actual real mates who just enjoy his company

to be fair I would be a piss head mong filled with hatred if I had wasted the majority of my life drinking girl drinks like wkd and spamming 4chan morning till night.

what a sad sad little life sean.

>>82253402
he litter picks though
he's done more for his community than you

I don't drink, I'm not retarded.

Yes, I am lording it over you. Yes, I have hidden the thread. Yes, I am better than you.

>>82253406
not putting much effort into your shit post are you? have a coffee and try again

>>82252011
>Fuck the lower class scum aka Chavs
but you're a chav

>>82253402
man I dread to think hhl on the comedown reading this.

probably why he thinks aliens are about make his life more interesting

his oomfies abandoned him at his time of need
all that was left was a welty

>another plane crash dream
I get these so often now and it's often close to home. Ominous portents

feel like absolute shite de lads it not right what happenend

>>82253825
>it not right what happenend
what happened?

9:40
Might wank my cock

>>82253425
its not a shit post. he does voluntary work lid

OLED deals for my NEET kings
https://www.whathifi.com/tv-home-cinema/televisions/the-panasonic-z95a-returns-to-its-lowest-ever-price-but-we-recommend-one-of-these-rival-oled-tv-deals-instead

The plane was called 'Febreze Airlines'. What means. What means.

is this the real chika or the imposter? difficult to say

>ctrl+f "helperlad"
>53 results
what a life

>he's just woken up for another day of cyberbullying, let's pretend, trolling, anti-social psychopathic narcissism
Fucking kek. 14 hours a day every day for over 8 years.

>>82254264
His drinking will get worse, eventually becoming daily. It's harder to quit later in life when you start early like he did in his 20s

>>82254278
And you've been here to read it all for over eight fucking years?! You need help mate.

just suddenly started a bacon buppy breakdance at the thought of muppy buccy mcbuppy time in about fifteen minutes.

>birmingham can't even clear the bins away
>manages to organise and pay for an emergency clean up crew to remove an england flag someone painted on a roundabout within 24 hours
coooorrrrr, so glad they have their priorities right

Lucy Connolly finally free x
she knew the score and got jailed for it.

>>82254141
Corrr! OLED changed my life. No going back.

>>82254354
It's like 4k but better

>>82254334
LUCY CONNOLLY MENTIONED

Here's an interesting one:
Ihsan Ali (pic related), 44, and his wife Zahraa Subhi Mohsin Ali, 40, were recently both acquitted of second degree attempted murder after he imprisoned and strangled his daughter Fatima in an attempted islamic honour killing. Exactly why he was not convicted of second degree attempted murder is unclear, but his charge was reduced to assault and unlawful imprisonment, for which he received 14 month and 12 month sentences, respectively, to be run concurrently (of course!). He also got 182 days for assaulting Fatima's boyfriend, Isiah who was just 16 at the time.

For this violent, religiously motivated attempted murder and false imprisonment he was given the equivalent of 1.03 Connolly sentences. Blimey.

Really makes you think, doesn't it?

>>82254285
>No U
Predicted response. As you were x

Already up and about me. Oh aye. Didn't mean to go full-scale last night lids. I ruined them womfy vibes. My bad.

>responding to himself to try and drum up drama because he didn't get a response
Genuinely what is wrong with him? Does he do nothing else all day?

>>82254414
Don't worry lid. Gave me something to read in an otherwise dead thread.

>>82254414
Wasn't here lad, did you get a cheeky wag in?

>>82254414
Kek, you're the biggest troll about de lid. I suspect a lot of your late night weltdowns are LARPs. As you were. x

>>82254450
This. I reckon Sean has had some actual weltdowns, but I think it's a case of the real ones a rare and he just gasses himself up for attention with fake ones on the regular. No other real human interaction for him most days.

running out of juice, need another bag

3.85 FOR A MEAL DEAL FROM 3.50

DEAD COUNTY

Don't drink any of those Boss Wuppas. They make you forget how those frogs got here. I can't even recall why there's four Apus in my house any more but I wouldn't and couldn't get rid of them now they're bonded with the house.

>>82254414
Does your brother have a small penis like you?

nap on the cards desu, knackered me

Off to that Sainsbury's for some febreze me

Timmy being unceremoniously turfed out of his hospital bed into a cheap care home once he has been evaluated as being unable to live without daily assistance. Nigerian nurses wiping his arse. Life in a wheel chair it lush x

>>82254616
Why are you so interested in other mens dicks?

>>82254715
Me? To the sushi shop for a lunch bento.

>>82254716
>Timmy being unceremoniously turfed out of his hospital bed into a cheap care home once he has been evaluated as being unable to live without daily assistance. Nigerian nurses wiping his arse. Life in a wheel chair it lush x
fascinating

>>82254726
Nice whipped bata becon sando for me. Everything better from Nihon x

Having a chicken curry with rice and chips from that sandwich shop. Oh aye.

>>82254759
It so lush in Helper's World and all they can do is impotently seethe at you x
You taught the scores.

>>82254759
Beehive Iater? It Thursday x

/posters
>There are two posters in the britfeel chat

Roll With It?

Or a different wandwich whop?

Got me some new items laddies.
Not sure why I ordered an album that specifically has naked old people on the cover, but ah well I've got worse before.

one day all the fast food will catch up to you

Fast food is too expensive for me to pig out on. Ironic really.

>>82254456
Can you say you had a "welt down" if you "welt down" every single time without fail after quaffing 2 or 3 low strength aldi lagers? Isn't that more like a planned rehearsed performance? If I think of someone "welting down" it comes out of nowhere, we didn't see it coming, etc. A scripted "welt down" is like a self contradiction.

>>82254851
what will catch up with you?

>>82254880
>Can you say you had a "welt down" if you "welt down" every single time without fail after quaffing 2 or 3 low strength aldi lagers? Isn't that more like a planned rehearsed performance? If I think of someone "welting down" it comes out of nowhere, we didn't see it coming, etc. A scripted "welt down" is like a self contradiction.
fascinating

>>82254875
Yeah same here lad, would love to eat crap all the time but can't afford to lol. That being said I've been a good lad lately and will be treating myself to some dominos this weekend. LUSH.

Qmee referral slaves brought in almost eight quid today.

>>82254928
Coorrrr, in three days you'll be able to get a nice meal from mcdonalds.

>>82254931
It's only just hit 1300 and that's when they drop the big two quid surveys.
Looking to acquire 30 quid passive income today, maybe even more - I send 10% bonus codes to my referral slaves.

Pegging is the purest form of love between a man and a woman.

>>82253819
Why do you post the exact same images in every thread? Do you have autism?

>>82254940
Not passive if you have to do tons of mindless work for it though is it?

>>82254949
Why are you a sad twoll with nobody who loves you and no purpose in life? Gabagool.

>>82254949
He just really likes Zelda. Not the older ones though sadly.

>>82254952
>post my code on some mong community like reddit beermoneyuk with offer of bonus two quid once they reach five quid if they use my magic number on the SIGNUP page of the website
>They give me 10% of all of their income on every survey they complete


I've got the surveys on farm mate. At least 34 lids as of present earning me money for free x

>>82254983
I don't believe you're actually doing that though.

Webreze on tap x

>>82254983
cooorrrrrr, so do you put this much effort into your normal job too?

>>82255019
I do a wee bit of work in London at IT. Aye.

Can't imagine how lonely you are that this is your outlet and social life.

i don't wanna be lost like this anymore x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oQmUv_EREI

>>82255030
I've got a pregnant girlfriend mate. Sprog coming on so fucking strong. Is that alright with you?

Think I've sprained me foreskin. Kinell.

low key tempted to start drinking now but its still a bit early and i have stuff planned for later

>>82255055
im in the same position lol

I was sitting in Shippy's cramped little house in Banbury when the lights fizzled and the room went black. Somewhere in the walls, an electrical fault hissed and popped like a snake with bronchitis. I asked him what to do. Shippy, calm as a priest at the altar, simply said:

>Go outside. You'll find an electrician.

It was two in the morning. Banbury at that hour is not a place you expect to find anything except foxes and discarded kebab wrappers. Still, I obeyed. I stepped out into the street, and there he was. A man in hi-vis, tool bag slung over one shoulder.

He looked at me, nodded, and said: "Need a spark?" I stared. The odds were impossible. And then it struck me: he was the exact same weight as me. Same slope of belly, same huff of breath after walking five steps. Not thin, not muscled, obese, like me.

It couldn't be coincidence. Shippy had manifested him. Not just an electrician, but my electrician. A mirror in a fluorescent vest, conjured out of nothing but Banbury night air and Shippy's strange, quiet will. And in that moment, I knew Shippy wasn't just a man. He was a vessel for miracles. Shippy you're so fucking precious when you smile. <3

>>82255040
Congrats anon, don't name it anything stupid.

Dollykins

>and what about the b*tch who got shot?
>f*ck her, you think i give a damn about a b*tch?
>i ain't a s*cker!

children might listen to this

>>82255105
Gonna be called Daenerys, regardless of whether it's a boy or girl.

>>82255030
Insneed. It sad to witness. What narcissism and no purpose in life does. Would feel sorry for him if he wasn't categorically evil. Yet in his own mind he's the winner. It comical but it sad is it not. Oh well. Wovfefe o clock. Said my piece. x

Chika did you become self-conscious and post a NEW Zelda picture?

you don't need to change for anyone x x

is crossy, dare i say it, back?

Dolly-Kun

Corrrrr! My Wapanese smut films arrived today!

>>82255253
>Corrrrr! My Wapanese smut films arrived today!
fascinating

entered details incorrectly on naughty website
the cat tranquilliser that i WOULD have received on Tuesday, and ingested by later today, will now arrive tomorrow
you may consider this healthy, i consider it disappointing

>>82255236
Imagine big globs of white jizz all over that gorgeous face

>>82255285
>white jizz
Is there other jizz?

>>82255219
Why do you post these stupid things. What do you even expect me to say to that. As you were.

>>82255308
>Why do you post these stupid things
Ironic.

14+ hours a day 7 days a week being most posters in a thread on 4chan.
What a life.

>I will act concerned as I really le epic troll you XD
Hmm, sure there's a name for that. Sometimes feel like the only human in this thread. Sigh.

Garn be a crushing blow when 4chan gets blocked online mad lad.

>>82255030
I'm very mentally ill, and I struggle to interact with anyone.

>>82255353
Genuinely will be for a lot of us

Corrrr! Who needs porn when AI is so good de lids?

>>82255381
Is britchan still up?

When 4chan is blocked.

You will go to another chan and create a britfeel thread, it will be slow as fuck.
You will browse other chans hoping a britfeel made there is more active. It won't be.

You will abandon all hope of an active britfeel thread and you will snake your way into the most active British themed thread that is available on one of the chans.

Your in thread jokes, personalities, online lolcows, ASMRists, gimmicks and daily thread spam will count for nothing on this British themed thread and your posts will go mostly ignored.

>>82255383
The flippin gov only went and blocked my go-to goon AI, dinthey?
What one are people using now?

>>82251282
>oy vey, please ignore us and harass brownies and queers instead
How about no, moshe. Kill yourself.

>>82255412
We all going /brit/ on 8.moe, yeah?

>>82255308
>Why do you post these stupid things.

it is because i am on the thread '/britfeel/' on the website '4chan.org'

>>82255412
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/text/ASMRists%2C%20gimmicks/ state of your life lmfao
It's ASMRtist btw mongboy

>>82255413
I'm using Spicy Chat. It's bretty good. Assuming you were using Janitor?

>>82255412
you seem to compose this original post quite often, lad.
one might surmise you are in fact copy-pasting the same text you're very proud of. avoiding the robot9000 algorithm, if you will.

>>82255436
Sadsack in his boxroom spamming this drivel for months on end

>>82255436
>>82255442
You worried about your wendy house being blocked big man?

>>82255451
No I've got a life outside here unlike yourself

>>82255438
Yeah. janitor got me, man.

worried he won't be able to spend all day everyday here lmao

The thread is now unusable/pointless. So I think I'll go now. Only really a few people I spoke to and I don't even do that anymore so no reason to stay around. Sorry for the incoming 100 drivel posts "about" "me" from the same sad act. Sayonara for now. I'll hopefully not be back.

>>82255459
Why not use a VPN or move to Spicy?

>>82255464
Cottaging this weekend?

>>82255464
I'll genuinely miss you, lad. Personality exodus continues.

>>82255464
It's always like that during office hours lad, comfier in evening

>>82255464
>BYE FOREVER

Heard it before big man

FOR FUCK SAKE HIGH DYNAMIC RANGE IS SO FUCKING GAY STOP DOING THAT SHIT JUST MAKE THE FILM LOOK NORMAL FFS!!!

>>82255512
HDR is great if you have an OLED de lid. Why do you keep downloading HDR rips when you don't even have a HDR display? Smh.

>>82255523
THERE AREN'T ANY NON-HDR RIPS AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>82255531
I refuse to believe this. What trackers are you using?

>>82255464
Sad to see you go lad and you're not alone, other personalities have done the same and I don't think you'll be the last. No doubt you'll still be talked about and impersonated for as long as /britfeel/ lasts.

>>82255539
Not him but I hope so. I love the culture here. I love the way personalities are talked about and impersonated forever.

One day DM will post the chatlogs.

>>82255538
YOUR MOTHER'S FANNY AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Chika pls stay

for me it's every torrent having 5.1 or 7.1 surround sound and i cannot make out the dialogue as clearly as an old stereo/mono mix

>>82255502
not chika, it isn't lad. around 10 in the morning dollymong/spam mong wakes up to start his daily routines and continues until around or after midnight. 365 days a year.

>>82255569
I'm dollymong/spam mong. Want to ask me any questions about my daily routine?

>>82255545
This is your life and social interaction though, sad sack.

>>82255578
>This is your life and social interaction though, sad sack.
not for much longer kek

Sorry everyone--I know I *said* I was leaving earlier, but I am actually here to stay! Ignore the impersonators and trolls...I've said my piece :-)

>>82255578
You're wrong about that lad. I'm actually probably one of the most normal people here. I have a fairly normal life, work from home, happily married, go out with mates at the weekend occasionally. Not into any nerdy hobbies like anime and computer games.

I just like it here. It's comfy, and can be very funny.

miss crossy

So are the britfeel books being opened or what?

feel pure shit, just want crossy back

miss ketamine

Need movie recs, lads. Something cool, comfy, easy-watching or classic enough to be womfy even if some of the stuff in the movie is heavy. Not horror, not romcom.

>>82255667
You seen The Rapture (1991)?

>>82255667
Back to the Future, quite frankly.

or maybe Brazil or Time Bandits, that Terry Gilliam made some quality kinos.

>>82255683
Lad that sounds like some of the unwomfiest stuff you could possibly put to film.

>>82255692
Oh aye x a real classic, will add to the maybe list.

>>82251156
John Egbert?

I hate the office, started doing 7am to 3pm to get it out the fucking way, whas the point in getting up at 6am for 8-4 when I can just do 5 for 7, at least its wfh 2 days a week, dont literally nothing all day today apart from some laundry, guitar and lifting. I wont do the full 8 hours, always turn up a bit later than shift start and sneak off early and because line managerberg leaves early he never knows.

>>82255667
scooby doo and the cyber chase

>>82255667
I recommend the little known Christina Ricci film Pumpkin (2002).

Hackers (1995) is pretty comfy. it's silly but it's not one of them so-bad-it's-good, their world is genuinely/unironically pretty rad.

>>82255703
i think so, yeah. Homestuck was "past my time" (for me it was RubyQuest) but apparently this is a Homestuck cosplay.

Loved homestuck me, but fuck me it was so long ago and so convoluted I doubt I could remember then entire plot. Also holy shit some of those animations were so fucking good.

AND THE DAYS THEY COME AND GO SO SLOWLY

MacBook Air
>Gone
GoPro
>Gone
Desktop computer
>Gone
https://youtu.be/hjC_WypUTZ0?si=xyfp4h2FGaNW8lbC

All this AI gooning has made me gagging to cum but I already had a shower today. Shieeeet.

>>82255786
how long is it going to go on like this

>>82255786
If I was home I'd now post my AI version of him counting his items but they all catch fire and explode

>>82255769
dont bother remembering the plot
its fucked up and retarded and half of it had to be retconned by hussie himself. it was a mess and is terrible.
the fandom was/is unhinged.

>>82255795
Just pop a condom on and spunk in that. Saves you a clean up.

>>82255811
Nah it was fucking peak mate, loved reading all the updates.

>>82255813
Good idea but I don't have any condoms. Fuck sake. Problem is, I like to watch my cum explode everywhere, that's part of the fun.

wank completed succesfully 8/10

>>82255786
this guy is great thanks
I used to have that loveseat
i miss it
it might have been for me
but it might be for him

>>82255769
i like the idea, i don't get WHY it had this whole weird "fandom" for a webcomic (saw clips of Tumblr types all spitting into a bucket, that was some kind of in-joke/meme? weird shit)

not like anyone could ever top Kid Radd. Web 1.0 comic kino:
https://www.bgreco.net/kidradd/

>>82255825
>>82255828
Phwoarrr in seven seconds

How does one install Linux? Windows came pre installed in this laptop.

If god is real why would he allow mankind to go so wrong for so long with so many other false religions? It's not even like you can use free will (which doesn't exist anyway) to argue for it. People didn't sit down one day and think to themselves 'hmmm, let's make up a religion lol', no it was ancient people who were genuinely convinced that lightning or the rivers or whatever must be explained through some magical entity and they started to worship them.

Does SSM drink everyday

imagine the christian god is the real one and you get born in saudi arabia. basically no chance to get it right and avoid hell, seems messed up desu

>>82255868
He's three pints in only mate

>>82255853
Pick a distro you want to try, put it onto a usb, shut down your laptop, put in usb, enter bios, boot from usb (you may need to turn off secure boot mode), boom you've got linux. If you want to know how to fully wipe windows and install a linux distro instead as the permanent default OS then just ask chatgpt for a full checklist on how to do it.

Enjoy de lid x!

>>82255868
He didnt drink on monday, tuesday, wednesday and thursday so hes having a couple for jars today if thats ok with you

>>82255853
To get the effect of installing Linux you can take your perfectly working Windows PC and smash it with a hammer for about 20 minutes.

>>82251321
>the only white is a jew
is it worth saving the huwaito race when the only huwaiterinos we are protecting are demonic soaprat kikes?

>>82255862
God gave us free will when Adam and Eve were kicked out of the garden of Eden.

>>82255886
Doesn't even come close to answering my question, lad.

>>82255879
i dont have a usb stick

>>82255891
Okay well then before the steps above go to amazon, buy a usb, wait for it to arrive x

>>82255894
can it be installed without a usb?

Ever heard of a cloud? Nobody uses USB sticks anymore.

>>82255886
>free will
Didn't though, did he. Considering we have insanely powerful psychological instincts such as not murdering our own kids, or eating our own shit. Also... at the same time inventing sociopaths whose brains are incapable of the same moral qualms.

Human psychology is proof that either God isn't real, or he's retarded.

>>82255916
Nonces love USB sticks

>Windows came pre installed in this laptop.

can you no longer do that thing where you get opt out of pre-installed Windows? or get your money back and revoke the licence? (then pirate Windows anyway.)

anal stick

>>82255905
Some distros have tools that allow them to be installed from inside windows, but the simplest and best way is to use a usb. Did you want to fully wipe windows from you laptop or do you want to keep windows and have the option to boot from linux if you want?

https://fsfe.org/news/2025/news-20250529-01.en.html
>No more imposed licensing - Get back the cost of your Windows License!

can find fuck-all about this in the UK now, it's all Spain and Italy etc.

does Brexit mean they no longer have to offer you the laptop without Windows? was one of them thrifty hacks back in the day (also a very easy way to avoid shovelware shite, just do a fresh install)

>>82251321
from left to right:
blackbot itt, average white american, la luz extinguido, rapefugee twice the age he is larping as, schekelstein kikeberg, my hapa son saving the white race

bottom:
the average robot itt telling you how schekelstein kikeberg is the savior of the aryan race and how he tells us we need to racemix with bugs to achieve that

Good lunchington this was just now

Phwoar

>>82255988
Lunch? At half three?! That's insane!

3 years no bookies it lush

God? Well he just sort of... isn't there, you know? Like okay if you say he's around I'm all open to meeting him, but he's not making an appearance so what am I supposed to do exactly?

>>82256023
god is all around us mate. he is in every tree, every laughing child. also, other places (those are just two examples)

>>82256052
is he up the arse of every girl doing anal right now?

>>82255947
id like to keep windows in case i dont like linux

If god is real why does ruthmong exist?

>Homestar, God didn't set your house on fire. But He was working in the hearts of your neighbours when they went to your aid.

our R.E. teacher stuck this episode on one day, because 1. it's important to know how non-Catholics think and 2. she didn't fancy teaching.

>>82256064
In that case try linux out first in a virtual machine. Think of it like an emulator but for operating systems. Pick you VM (VirtualBox, VMware, QEMU/KVM, Hyper-V all popular), then pick a distro and download the ISO, run the VM, assign resources (something simple like 2/4GB RAM, 2 CPU cores and 20GB storage since you're just playing around to see if you like it and don't need actual standard resources), mount the ISO, start the WM, boot into linux, install and there you have it.

>>82256082
He didn't set the house on fire, but he certainly watched while it all happened and chose not to help

our school let us go to mass instead of serving detentions. i always said i was an atheist and that's shocking it's discrimination, but they never listened.
in a way, i understand how Linux users feel.

get a Linux live USB that actually lets you use the USB stick as a proper file system. you COULD just carry it around with you, plug it into any computer and then there you go, it's your Linux system again, with all its files.

(would be rad if this was the norm for computers tbqh.)

>>82256091
whats a virtual machine
whats an emulator
whats a VM
whats an ISO

>>82255786
>MacBook Air
>>Gone
>GoPro
>>Gone
>Desktop computer
fascinating

>>82256119
>virtual machine
pretend computer
>emulator
old games runner
>VM
initialism
>ISO
acronym (eye-so)

>>82256111
>(would be rad if this was the norm for computers tbqh.)
This. How it should be desu. Computers should be blank hardware, everyone should have a usb they carry around that has their digital footprint, their unique OS, their files etc. v cyberpunk v cool

fuck it having a beer now

>punch some cyber-jockey
>nick his USB drive

heh.

havent had an USB stick in like 15 years lol

>>82256146
>you can't do shit because it's encrypted
>cyber-jockey goes home and just pulls another out of his draw of dozens that costs pennies
>sends location data from usb use to police to go nick the cunt
wow, you sure showed him lad

>>82256156
i guess they could also be two steps ahead and THEIR USB drives contain boot code to overwrite YOUR USB drive. trve cyberpvnks laffin in the meatspace hospitals while all your funds and files are transferred to them.

not having more than 4 today though

Rubbed me cock a bit too raw de lids. Hurts like heck.

>>82255464
I will post here after the ban to test my work around and may continue if the thread is still alive and have good lads.
Take care, I wish you the best in life!

>Long is the way and hard, that out of hell leads up to light.
>The mind is its own place, and in it self
Can make a Heav'n of Hell, a Hell of Heav'n.

For now, goodbye all good lads, be kind to yourselves.

They really gonna ban it?

TOTAL
LOLICON
DEATH

No fourth pint? :(

>>82256185
Kanna Kanna Kanna
I Wanna Wanna Wanna
If I Canna Canna Canna
Hug You!

>>82256185
see ya around lollers lad x

Why would god allow the world to work in a way that, purely according to the chances of you birth (over which you have no control), the country you are born in and the ethnicity of your parents becomes a statistically significant and reliable indicator as to whether or not you will be saved or damned to eternal torment?

Rwanda is 92% christian. Thailand is 92% buddhist.

Why does god like Rwandans more than Thais?

about to pick my sprog from day care

>>82256277
They just let you walk in and pick one?

>>82256276
> Why would god allow the world to work in a way that, purely according to the chances of you birth (over which you have no control), the country you are born in and the ethnicity of your parents becomes a statistically significant and reliable indicator as to whether or not you will be saved or damned to eternal torment?

>Rwanda is 92% christian. Thailand is 92% buddhist.

>Why does god like Rwandans more than Thais?
fascinating

>>82256276
easy question, its because religions are created to keep mongs in line and an actual god who may exist couldn't give a fucking shit and is probably busy doing other things you cant even comprehend. Idgaf about what the ants are up to in their little hill in my back garden, why would god give much of a shit?

me? got the beef rice and veg on due to the fact I'm not paying 4.25 for a FUCKING MEAL DEAL.

>>82256276
Buddhists come back and get another go at life. they keep doing this UNTIL they get it right and become Christian.

>>82256294
You didn't create the ants and the universe they live in

>>82256185
Be kind to yourself to lad you were always nice to me

>>82256310
>be buddhist
>live life, die reincarnate
>reincarnated as not a buddhist
>don't reincarnate
shit out of luck pal

>>82256314
No, but I did create a self contained terrarium 3 years ago that sits on a shelf that I occasionally look at out of curiosity, god does not care what interpretation of it we believe, by this logic cave men were fucked as well because they didn't have the teachings of christ which is a bit mean considering they were busy surviving. A god probably created the universe because the universe is mental and the idea of some gay bang creating it all is reddit tier but I really dont think god cares, unless hes autistic, bone marrow cancer in children wouldn't exist if he did. God is probably the entire universe rather than one entity.

4 pints in only. Leisure time to the max

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iQd-OiLcJkQ

>>82256341
>4 pints in only. Leisure time to the max
fascinatng

Are lollers and chika really just... gone?

Sad day.

>>82256345
Finally, I can enjoy the thread now.
Just need Helper to drop dead and it will actually be perfect.

>>82256345
>nonce and sex freak gone
>sad
pick one

>>82256341
We all need a bit of leisure time in life x

>>82256341
>>82256365
every day is leisure time for ssm though

>>82256341
>will living with helen effect my benefits
KEK

>>82256352
>>82256362
They're staples of the thread, I like them, they're good lads and they make good posts.

>>82256369
The answer is yes, and it's why they'll never live together.

/britfeel/ down to 6-8 lads

>>82256381
It's been 6-8 lads for years

I just want Zeus back desu

>>82256370
>and they make good posts
This is objectively false.
Chika just fucking posts about febreeze, shit dreams, and random dogshit thoughts.
Helper just spams polshit and "im not gonna drink" proceeded by "im drinking".

Genuinely both worthless.

>>82256370
Chika makes the same dull posts attaching the same 5 cartoons. Lollers is a literal paedophile.

/britfeel/ is better off without them imo.

Need frosty back.

>>82256370
Point out the good posts

Need Shippy back

>>82256406
is there a single "regular" actually worth the time?
DVDlad seems alright if one-note.

"what about the dame who got sad?
#unswayed
you think i'm lame, like that?
no way!"

keeps the 'intent' of the lyrics, without the childish swearing and sexism. even has a bit of edge to it, politically incorrect even ('lame')

>>82256406
>>82256422
Tell us more about your quality posts lads?

>>82256418
What's up with beanhead? Why has he not been posting?

Where shippy
Where blad
Where crossy
Where arbroathy
Where zimmy

>>82256436
Dunno, hope he's alright though. Maybe he's decided to leave this place and better himself through language learning.

>>82256438
>Where shippy
Sulking in a ban maybe?
>Where blad
Same?
>Where crossy
Still posting just not on his trip
>Where arbroathy
Still posts on pol I think
>Where zimmy
No idea, just left

Got a feeling Editorlad is going to be the next big personality in britfeel

bored as fcuk, off to get some beer

>>82256438
Where ebin

only helper left
how it should be

>>82256411
Frosty is in prison for abusing his apu. It sad

>>82256449
I don't think liking Thatcher is much of a personality desu

got that frozen chicken chargrill in the air fryer, on a bed of chips this time.

not suitable for air frying 'because of the glaze' is it? well, this time the glaze is going onto the chips instead of the air fryer basket. GET FUCKED BIRDS EYE

>>82256457
Only started using this general lately but he's an annoying, boring fuck

>>82256438
where yanklass

>>82256369
Short answer. Yes. He will no longer be entitled to housing benefit and may loose his flat. Bad idea.

>>82256471
I retired the yanklass and eva6 characters

Canna chan is poised to take over the thread in a daring coup detat

>>82256479
>loose
Alright Blad mate

>>82256438
I'm here. Have been every day since October 2024. I don't use trip anymore, only when people request to message me on here. Sorry.

I'll make a trip for you sad sacks to obsess over if you want. Give me a name.

britfeel with its intellectual power houses and top comedians doesn't need these wishy washy personalities.

Cba with this pool tonight but promised my mate I would turn up didn't I. Corr.

>>82256502
What's the difference between pool and snooker

>>82256438
>Where zimmy
Still here mate, just life getting in the way of my posting career. Much busier than I'd like to be. Lurk most days, just browsing, occasional posts off-trip.

the eva6 drama really did send are tripfags packing
who ever was behind it, thank you

>>82256457
glad they did a NEW new Dr Who with that bloke who wrote the good episodes, but it's daft he's reeee-ing at people filming the aliens on their phones.

don't care if you're a weird space alien. 1. respect Earth/human culture, as you would any other. 2. of course people would film aliens.

>>82256505
There isn't any, it's an in-joke in the pool/snooker scene. It's literally two words for the exact same game.

>>82256490
Haha. Yes for some reason I spell it like that. Not sure why I think I might be dyslexic.

>>82256505
Pool is a simplified version of snooker, for brainlets.

>>82256493
what's going on at the b towers?

>>82256520
you should put benny advisor on your CV lid
how's your brother reacting to the EastEnders incel gimmick ?

Blad taking pleasure in others' misfortune? well i never.

>>82256527
Nothing exciting today. Mum and brother have gone to a burlesque show tonight and I'm at home because I absolutely did not want to go to that. Was supposed to go to the Warfrin clinic today but me and mum had an argument so I wasn't in the mood.

>>82256521
I always thought pool was the one with only red and yellow balls and snooker was the one with different colours but it seems like the red and yellow balls is a British variant and there's versions of pool with snooker style colours. I don't get why snooker has 10 different colours to be honest.

>>82256535
>Mum and brother have gone to a burlesque show tonight
Classic way to get couples in the mood for a bit of fun later on. What saucy folks!

>>82256505

Pool is more simple. It fun and I enjoy playing it. Only reason I don't wanna go tonight is because I feel like crap after drinking all them wokkles last night. I might feel alright once I get there and get a wint down me.

>>82256538
>I don't get why snooker has 10 different colours to be honest.
that's billiards.

>>82256541
i fucking told you (>>82252008)
you never listen

>>82256534
In what way? I assume you mean about mark moving in with Helen. In today's climate with social housing mark is very very lucky to have his own council flat. It would be incredibly stupid to move out of it. If it doesn't work out with Helen mark is fucked and will take years to get back on the social housing system. Don't want that for the little lad.

>>82256541
Hair of the dog is the only cure de lid

>>82256543
Billiards is just the umbrella term for games with a cue I think like racquet sports ball sports etc

>>82256528
Oh he doesn't like eastenders "deadenders" he likes to call it. He's more of a Corrie and emmerdale fan. He absolutely hates that black family in Corrie, gets hysterical when they are on the tv.

my bad B, anon's "KEK" from >>82256369 blended with your post >>82256479 in my eyes/mind, because i am on drugs.
please forgive.

Be careful with those pay in 3s... Wonga memories...

>>82256565
Second post was me. First was not.

>fancy a game of pool instead of snooker
>landlord has to:
>swap out the balls
>re-felt the table
>sand the edges to pool-regulation width

me? i like the one with red and yellow balls

i am assuming the worst of people. making that "KEK" was not mocking. we all have a good kek at things. sometimes nothing, just by ourselves, in our boxrooms.

kekamine

am i not allowed to kek any more

>>82256586
It was funny to me that he cares more about his benefits than living with his partner

>>82256563
Imagining your brother sperging out at soaps is making me laugh. Is he racist?

Great stuff lad thankfully you will be here to spam it all day along with gooseneck sean and the kilt wearing tranny haha um i will read it all dont worry

crossy was my constant.
with his passing, life no longer holds meaning.

Saw a house today that had a big sign on it with paki writing and then English underneath saying everything is as allah wills it or something. I guess allah willed their parcel shall be late.

>>82256623
Remember- you are here to read it all. 16 hours a day, 7 days a week.

Me? Just taking apart 2 OG playstations to fix sticking buttons.

I was playing know muh SNES earlier, and remembered how to said. It's by pressing the right and left buttons (top of the controller) at the same time.

>>82256712
That's embarrassing.
*playing on muh SNES
*remembered how to skid on Mario kart.

Some of the houses proper stink of curry

>>82256185
>For now, goodbye all good lads, be kind to yourselves.
Goodnight sweet prince xx

>>82256741
I remember this EXACT post. Fucking Hell.

Pollers taking based chika's sad goodbye and trying to make it all about him. Sad.

Miss Poley's scatalogical influence on the thread de lids.

>>82256741
Looks like pollers was the top poster all along.

Dollymong found a new drama angle. Sad.

Where's DVDlad been hiding? Smelly Indian prick. Probably got killed for talking to a higher caste! LMAO!

>>82256601
Yes absolutely. He complains about boat crossings and sharia law at the kitchen table.

>>82256791
Kek, you should let on to him you're converting to Islam for a laugh and keep asking him if the meat in the house is halal.

Another frozen wizza for dinner tonight lads. Mum loves buying tat from temu and bought this fox thing. If it was up to I would put it in the bin.

Also Corr! Look at the size of my pepper plant now!

>>82256808
Corrrrr! Luvvvverly wepperoni wizza with extra cheese? Is that Red Leicester? Greedy fox eyeing up your dinner.

>>82256818
I love this website so much

>>82256808
cute fox
would put that pizza in the bin

>>82256818
Yes lid thought I'd put a bit of extra cheese on top, the wepperoni is underneath the Red Leicester

Helperlad with another delicious dinner.
He knows the score.

>>82256814
Not tempted to just take a big bite of it?

What the fuck can I eat with a jalapeno pepper lads.

>>82256833
Helperlad is a nonce, pal

>>82256842
chop it up and put it on your wizza

>>82256841
Had a dream about it last night in fact. Still don't know what to do with it. I water it every day and inspect it for bugs and slugs. The next door neighbour randomly knocked on my door a while ago and gave me the saplings, now I feel obligated to grow and nurture the plant.

>>82256842
Chop it up and put on the wizza. I love Jalapeno on my wizzas. Nice in a sandwich with some chicken as well.

>>82256842
Stuff it with cheese. Cover in bread crumbs and fry the bastahd

>>82256849
My dad has a weed plant on the windowsill, kek. Don't see it sprouting to be honest but it's definitely growing. No idea how weed plants work.

>>82256847
>>82256850
>>82256851
Ok thanks lads. Apparently they can grow up to 5 inches. I will wait a little while longer before picking it.

>>82256868
Corrrr, maybe my cock is a Jalapeno pepper.

>>82256861
Assuming what I've seen in films and TV shows they need constant light, watering and certain heat conditions.

Lads would you go to a burlesque show with your mum and her female friends?

>>82256808
When you become a man and move into your own place then you can decide what you have in your home

>>82256903
Don't think so mate unless I was gay and camp or something. MAYBE with your dad or brother but not with your mum and a bunch of old biddies.

>>82256903
Hating on your brother again fat loser?

>>82256930
Not hating just find it odd. It's erotic dancing and I find it inappropriate to go to something like that with your mother.

Now *that* was a proper spaffington

>>82256951
Not there to go and get you 8 burgers so you have to eat frozen pizza.

>>82256369
His fans know the score

>>82256808
That actually looks lush for a frozen wizza Blad

Just had a shave and a shower now having a wuppa before heading off out for this pool. Oh aye.

>>82257013
Did you shave the tash off?

>>82256992
This blad real name?
Jasper Blandon or Blandon Jasper?

>>82257018
Haha. That's not me lid. If it was it would be better advice.

>>82257018
Also that's not my name.

>>82257036
Barry?

If somebody would like to post my advice on my behalf they are more than welcome to

>If you was to move in with Helen you would have to give up your council flat and housing benefit. If you didn't or got caught going back and forth between properties and if somebody reported you (which knowing the trolls they will do) You would be committing benefit fraud and will have to repay the money allocated to your HMO flat back. With the new fraud and recovery bill UC will be able to automatically deduct the amount from your bank account. If I'm being honest with you it would be a very bad idea to move out of your HMO flat. It is very difficult to secure a flat as a single man and the waiting lists will be years long to get back on if it doesn't work out with you and Helen.

Just remembered I'm actually really shit at pool. Oh well. It will be an experience anyways.

>fresh jalapenos
cor B you are living the dream. hate our "mixed chillies" supermarkets. hate that jalapenos are mostly pickled in jars.

based African shops do scotch bonnets and increasingly bird's eye chillies. different chillies are so varied, let us buy specific ones ;__;

>>82257094
my dad makes his own chillies and they are fucking lethal-grade
last time i visited, he had grown 100s of the fucking things i swear

Bowelbergs feel like they're on fire. Volcanic eruption is imminent I reckon.

bring back these in the big Tesco, i say.

could NOT handle them now, but they were genuinely delicious in a big batch of chilli con carne. cor.

>>82257081
SSM was incredibly lucky to get a cushty little flat in such a desirable area. He would be mad to give it up.

>>82256903
no, kinda weird

Actually enjoyed growing things lads. Somewhat gives me a purpose to do something in life. Next year I will grow all sorts, watch this space.

>>82256903
Yeah. Sounds like fun

>>82257134
welcome to gardening club

>>82257094
A fuckin magpie better not swoop in and eat them. I have 3 big ones growing at the moment and about 20 little ones sprouting through.

can't believe eva6 dumped all of Blad's personal details, including his passwords, medical conditions, and teenage diary entries.

i know she's 'in-character' but i say it's art gone too far.

>>82257083
Me too. It's good fun for a few games or something tho.

>>82257146
Might buy some California reapers and chuck them to the gulls. See what happens

>>82257134
Like your chins?

Absolutely FUCKING furious de lids. Bought a litre of 100% Hunk Helper spunk in February for my Apuette. Was hoping to great some Hunk x Herefordshire Helping Frogs and sell them at the CarFren Warehouse at a huge mark up.
Well there must have been a fucking mistake at the Spaffmongers because I've got over six dozen Box Room Banditos now they've all grown out of their tadpu stage. Nobody will buy them as they're highly territorial and aggressive. Keep getting caught in Mexican standoffs with the little freaks and I can't just stomp on them or I'll have SPACCA giving me a knock.
Their little guns hurt.

>>82257017
>Did you shave the tash off?

lol

>>82257134
I really grew to enjoy gardening as I got older. Love being in the garden in summer and tending to the shrubs and flowers

BBC readers are waking up!

>Ridiculous! Economic migrants dont have the right to asylum.20something young males are not in danger. They are here to work illegally. Why are we even tolerating this?

https://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/text/spacca/

what a life

>>82257262
corr some good apu lore in that

https://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/text/What%20a%20life/ what a life

free free wuppastine
from the biccy to the tea
wuppastine will be free

Coffeesrael is winning against the W*ppastinians.
Take their tea pots off them.
Give them a coffee pod machine.

>>82257185
>Absolutely FUCKING furious de lids. Bought a litre of 100% Hunk Helper spunk in February for my Apuette. Was hoping to great some Hunk x Herefordshire Helping Frogs and sell them at the CarFren Warehouse at a huge mark up.
>Well there must have been a fucking mistake at the Spaffmongers because I've got over six dozen Box Room Banditos now they've all grown out of their tadpu stage. Nobody will buy them as they're highly territorial and aggressive. Keep getting caught in Mexican standoffs with the little freaks and I can't just stomp on them or I'll have SPACCA giving me a knock.
>Their little guns hurt.
fascinating

>>82257185
lol'd. another winner lad.

cowpersons and Native Americans

they take his manhood away
he didn't know the score
look what happened to him.

>Anuddah day of not getting shit done since it's too feckin hot

Thanks summer, very cool

Sad to see Scottish lass go full gamer mode. She'll be on Twitch next.

Cattlefolk and Indigenous Americans

>>82257408
How did he not know

CHEWING GUM
OFF OUR STREETS

>>82257431
Low light levels
high blood alcohol levels
Tranny was wearing heavy make up.
Could've happened to the best of us.

Thread dollies are out
YouTube dollies are in
Welcome to kiwifeels

>>82257421
She looks low IQ af here

>>82257408
did she take his manhood and graft it on to her?

>>82257442
and you'll be reading it all I assume?

>>82257443
The headphones dont help

>>82257408
What kind of sex act

another mad military helicopter going overhead. looked different to those Chinook ones, had the back part but only one rotor? from what i could tell. just the one.

HHL is living in The Truman Show, i am living in GoodFellas.

>sex act
like a burlesque show?

>>82257443
Lets see a picture of you looking high iq lad

>>82257431
He knew, deep down. 'Post nut regret' am finking

>>82257439
>Low light levels
It must have been pitch black.

really like how theres an entire thread for us british people. i feel like i can really connect with people here. we are truly one of a kind. god i love our country.

could these transsexual tricksters not keep it a secret? 'if a tree falls in the woods...' kinda deal.

>>82257512
>really like how theres an entire thread for us british people.
Not for long lad

>>82257481
There you go, lod

>>82257536
>every other Reddit post is 'just buzz it' memes

he looks like some fantasy wizard/elf, he isn't even bald on top.

>>82257522
they will not be able to ban 4chan i swear to you lad in a couple years time this whole online safety bollocks will be done with

>>82257134
Tomatoes are super easy, btw.

another 500-er. great work lads. to think people say we aren't putting in a good day's graft.

>>82257570
Yeah, the "just shave it off" meme is bullshit. Not everyone has the head.
Just let some people have comb-overs and skullets. Variety is the spice of life.

Time to migrate lods

>>82257614

>>82257536
hes not even balding that severely, look at the sides of his head, those never recede, now look at the center of the middle of the hairline, thats the last thing to do, from this we can decude that this bloke just has a massive fucking forehead which appears to be slightly thinning in the corners but is otherwise thick. Why would he buzz this? if anything just get a haircut which would make it less obvious. But fuck that desu just rock a fucking weird head of hair. Looks like he can grow a mustache, just recreate picrel its mile better than this fucking gay le buzz it all off stuff.

Might leave some Carolina Reapers out in the park for doggies. Coat rhem in peanut butter and chocolate.