>spread my bbw gfs ass
>it smells like shit

Your fortune: Bad Luck

Just got broken up with. M18, non-virgin, like maybe 6/10 looks. Start talking to this girl. F18, like 8/10 looks. Ok, she's cool, really into fashion, going to school for it. Tells Me she's autistic, and yeah im fine w that. It's the non retard kinda anyway, she's just into her interests and really awkward. I can fuck with that. Go on a date with her, she shows me around her town, and we head back to her place. Put on earserhead, really setting the mood. She kisses me, really shy and looks embarrassed. Very cute. We start making out, and she seems into it. "One second Anon." she gets up and runs to the bathroom. Maybe she really has to pee? Hear throwing up sounds. Now im not a pussy or anything, but my ex was an alcoholic so vomit gives me crazy flashbacks. She comes back, looks kinda ashamed but not really as freaked out as she should be? or as I would be if I was her. "Sorry, you just make me really nervous anon". What. is she being for real? this has never happened to me before, and she seemed fine with kissing previusouly. this happened to anyone else? or am I just that repulsive.

>planeswalkers
>ok I’m gonna investigate this crime
>I will create an artifact
>triggering death lord, hatred of hell, all opponents lose 1 and I gain 1 life
>i will now siphon magic from this mountain range and these islands to digest this clues information
>triggering Lord Slaughter, all opponents lose 1.
>opponent responds by casting a black magic, shove off a cliff, pushing my flying demon lord to his death
>Having learned from the clue and sacrificing it
>I will now learn and add a card to my hand
>I am a powerful planeswalker

>>212336835

Figured you guys would like this double cucking from last night.

>ceasar player: casts armageddon
>’any responses?’
>none
>’ok, then I..’
>inform the player that the spell resolves now, choose modes
>’naww I’m gonna respond to it, I can respond !!’
>get overruled by the table that he dindu nuffin and doesnt know the rules
>casts teferis protection to dodge his own armageddon
>return_the_favor-mirari-extended-edition.mp4
>copy armageddon and teferi’s protection
>cyc rift on my turn
>’you aren’t any fun to play with anon’

What is going on with New York City baseball

>>95965873
>millhaters players face when I consign to memory or turn 1 extract a titan

>Guaranteed Rape Field

>>8107676
>The Nazi's are heckin.. Heckin GAY! Yeah. That's right. Bet I got you there didn't I. Heh. Not that being gay is bad or anything, but I bet you're a heckin bigot who thinks that so you must feel really uncool and pathetic now. I'm a strong big guy who would never like things that other people might find gay. Heh.

>>60541599
Its truly obre this time sisters

>>211893754
>>211893676
>heh, la morale oggettiva non esiste, é la loro cultura quindi non li puoi giudicare
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ISRAELE SMETTILA DI INCENERIRLI É OGGETTIVAMENTE IMMORALE