>going around zippy with the megashroom because hes on my team
>as soon as it wears off he mega horns me
I should've just ran you over.

>finish work
>wife wants me to sit there with her watching stupid slop
>maybe get 1-2 hours on the weekend to play
>why aren't you doing X instead?!
I fucking regret ever wanting sex.

>3 people pass me on the finish line with bullshit

>>713040962
Good
>carts and characters are mostly balanced
>knockout with 24 players is well done and works with the intermission tracks
>Most of the actual tracks are good
>time trials with the new mechanics are interesting and difficult
Bad
>grand prix with intermission tracks suck ass
>24 players is too chaotic with the standard track modes
>boomerangs, and flowers are too common and have too many uses with no way to defend against them
>blue shells are too common and being in 1st before the final lap is basically a guaranteed loss on the map
>Water sections are absolute aids, and feel like ass to drive in
>because of the way the maps work, bagging is the only way to win
>because of the item spam, acceleration is the best stat online
>new rail mechanics and jumping suck in 24 player standard maps because they're too congested
>open world exploring is boring if you're over the age of 5 and the map is shit for it

Just add 200cc, and a 12 player track only mode online. Please nintendo I'm begging you. 24 players only works in knockout.

>get first place for 2 seconds
>blue shelled
>put to 20th
>not a single other blue shell for 3 laps.