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Anonymous France /int/213125649#213126211
7/25/2025, 12:43:48 PM
>beigne
Anonymous /xs/236172#238268
7/21/2025, 11:10:51 PM
>>237935
>Horseryu
>8-7 tier fraudzuna
You're giving him way too much credit.
3 bashoes as 'zuna, 2 MKs, average win total 6
Anonymous United Kingdom /sp/149737012#149779221
7/14/2025, 2:19:07 AM
>>149779061
>Onosato has won 4 of the last 9
4 of the last 7.
If you want to compare the entirety of their makuuchi careers then Onosato has won 4 of the last 9 and Horseryu 2 of the last 30.
Onosato also has more sansho prizes than Horseryu despite far fewer chances as well as more victories over yokozunas, something Horseryu has never achieved despite having had many more chances.
Anonymous United States /sp/149694142#149703974
7/10/2025, 1:56:57 AM
>>149703799
>The casual, much like his unwashed peers, thinks Doncic led The Dallas Mavericks, the undisputed winners of The Trade, to the NBA finals and not their league-best frontcourt combined with their top ranked (post trade deadline) defense

It is additionally laughable when you realize that the casual would very likely also think the l*kers were a superior squad (3rd seed) than the 2023 Dallas Mavericks (5th seed), and yet Doncic only won a single playoff game with homefield advantage against a lower seeded team that would get demolished by the very same team that The Dallas Mavericks went 3-1 in this past regular season against (where 2 of those victories were WITHOUT Doncic anyway) as well as defeated in last year's playoffs as a less stacked team that didn't have homefield advantage.
Anonymous United States /sp/149631679#149650531
7/6/2025, 9:55:52 PM
>>149649733
Forgot? No, I COUNTED on it. A rigged victory is still a victory, little monkey. It's not all horseshoes and gumdrops in the real world. The NBA got desperate to help one of it's currently anointed "big market" teams, the l*kers, and approached The Dallas Mavericks with a proposal:

"Play ball with one of our current big market teams by giving them a POTENTIAL (not even guaranteed) young, fresh face of the franchise, and we will, so long as you can land in the lottery "AT SOME POINT", afford you the #1 overall draft pick. We will also begin to treat you as our next big market team since we are just now realizing that we don't really have one in the south and Dallas is the 4th biggest media market in America. All that we require is one.

Simple.

Concession."

The Dallas Mavericks CONCEDED to the NBA that perhaps the l*kers would be worthy of assistance, so long as their return was great. And it was. Cooper Flagg will be the free agent beacon to light the way to Dallas for years to come. Consider that he is still only 18 years old, was putting the moves on the US Olympic team at age 17 AND it has just been reported that The Dallas Mavericks want to play him at POINT GUARD. The last time a roughly 6'8"-6'9" forward was drafted #1 overall around high school age and trusted to operate as a de facto point guard? Lebron James.
Anonymous United States /sp/149484284#149503978
6/29/2025, 8:32:49 PM
>james telling the l*kers "you will owe me 52,000,000 dollars plus tip, and i will not waive my no trade clause unless you trade me to a specific team of my choosing, which is something i might actually want since i doubt this current roster"
>smith telling them "i, too, doubt this roster, but will instead decline my player option and leave you with less depth"
>doncic telling himself "there is brand new ownership in town, a depleted roster whose other best player very well might've just signaled that he will be requesting a trade since one must opt in to a player option in order to be traded, and i get the feeling they want to rebuild around me, which will take a few years that i probably don't want to waste as my prime is basically just starting and i, too, have a player option that will be kicking in next year, leaving me little reason to sign an extension before then anyway, which now has me thinking about free agency"

meanwhile:

>The Trade winners have a brand new, STILL just 18 years old, face of the franchise who is a consensus 2 way threat who can play ANY position on a 4 year rookie deal who will almost certainly enjoy at least one 4 deal immediately after his rookie deal, placing him at 26 years old, which would make him as old as doncic is currently, for context
>ALL DAY davis will be fully healthy, and ready to not only add to his already HOF resume of multiple all star/all nba/all def nods, as well as an nba championship, the inaugural nba cup championship and 3 blocking titles, but also to assist his fellow #1 overall draft pick, also a GENERATIONAL 2 way player (davis played guard before his growth spurt btw)
>kyrie irving, who is also an ancestral chief, will be fully healthy after about 1-2 months into the regular season, after personally sacrificing his ACL via quickly communing with the spirits so that the mavericks could properly tank for a younger, more defensively inclined friend name cooper flagg
Anonymous United States /sp/149484284#149500052
6/29/2025, 6:15:32 PM
>>149498847
>>149498848
>james prioritizes getting paid over restructuring his deal so the team can afford new pieces
>the l*kers still need a center because they stupidly traded a 3 time blocking champion/multiple time all nba AND all def/nba champion center
>the player for whom they traded is now a 1 year rental who sees the writing on the wall and is dreaming of opting out of his player option

MEANWHILE...

>the new face of the dallas mavericks, an 18 year old consensus 2 way threat who can play ANY position and put the moves on the actual US olympic team while still a 17 year old high schooler, is set on a 4 year rookie deal and at least one 4 year extension
>all day davis will continue to be a top 2 caliber center in the NBA, imparting his own 2 way threat school of though onto the young and rising superstar
>kyrie irving, who is also an ancestral chief, will impart h a n d l e s and offensive direction
>they now enjoy the undisputed best frontcourt in the NBA, although that was already the case last year but an unfortunate string of injuries was necessary to ensure a masterful tank and the acquisition of the #1 overall draft pick
>tfw the dallas mavericks are now officially the winners of The Trade and apologies are now in order
Anonymous United States /sp/149427488#149434130
6/26/2025, 8:47:49 PM
>>149432174
>1 piece of the l*kers "big 3" has ALREADY said "no thanks, i'm opting out and testing free agency next year"
>doncic has 1 year left on his rental and then his player option will kick in, and since he sees one big mouse preparing to flee the ship, he will see the writing on the wall and be that much more likely to OPT OUT and become a free agent after next year as well
>james is currently deciding on his player option, and since reaves just said "nah" AND he knows doncic has only 1 year left on his rental period AND there's new ownership in town that he won't be able to control as well AND he's the oldest player in the league, he might not want to put up with a rebuild (a la doncic or reaves), opting OUT and becoming a free agent

MEANWHILE...

>the Dallas Mavericks have officially won The Trade, certifying the results via the #1 overall draft pick Cooper Flagg, ensuring the next face of their franchise will be securely with the team for the next 4 years on a rookie deal and almost certainly the next 4 years after that via his first long term extension, placing him at 26 years old, aka the same age as doncic is NOW
>the players are signaling early on that they will be coalescing around the #1 overall draft pick, meaning team chemistry building is quickly underway as nobody is trying to jump off of a sinking ship
>Anthony "All Day" Davis, an NBA champion and 3 time blocking champion, will be imparting defensive insight and Kyrie "Uncle Drew" Irving, who is also an NBA champion and Ancestral Chief, will be sharing offensive wisdom with the young, blue chip, #1 overall draft pick, a true 2 way and generational player

The l*kers are in complete disarray as a result of being fleeced by The Dallas Mavericks.
The Dallas Mavericks have extended their championship window by at least 10 years as a result of winning The Trade.
The time for you to admit your basketball ignorance and apologize is now.

Apologize.
Say you are sorry RIGHT NOW.
Anonymous United States /sp/149419235#149420102
6/26/2025, 2:05:08 AM
>IT
>IS
>HAPPENING

>THE
>MAVERICKS
>WIN
>THE
>TRADE
Anonymous United States /sp/149385435#149390410
6/24/2025, 4:07:00 AM
>>149389269
>the mavs would have won the title

But they instead opted to win The Trade, procuring the services of the next face of their franchise: a still 18 years old blue chip prospect who is a bona fide 2 way threat who is easily an A on the letter scale offensively AND defensively. Doncic is currently an A+ offensively, but a D+ (generously) on defense. Flagg is also roughly 8 years younger and will be guaranteed on a 4 year rookie deal and almost certainly at least 1 more 4 year deal after that, meaning Flagg will be as old as Doncic CURRENTLY is (only 26) when he is an 8 year veteran.

Furthermore, who gives a shit about OKC's asterisk WHEN THE MAIN REASON IT IS AN ASTERISK IS BECAUSE THE ENTIRE MAVERICKS TEAM WENT ON THE INJURED LIST? The Mavericks were 3-1 against OKC this year, with TWO of those wins WITHOUT DONCIC ANYWAY, and technically NONE with Davis, either. For whatever reason, the Mavericks are a hard counter to OKC. They beat them this year in the regular, either won or drew with them because they rested their starters for their last game against OKC in the regular season since they were the 5 seed no matter what, so they were a lower seed last year when they beat them in 6 WITH AN INJURED DONCIC, WHO IS NOW BEING REPLACED BY A SUPERIOR PROSPECT THAT WILL LEARN OFFENSE FROM IRVING AND DEFENSE FROM DAVIS.

The Dallas Mavericks won The Trade.

It's over.

The time for apologies has come.
Anonymous United States /sp/149385435#149388929
6/24/2025, 2:40:07 AM
>>149385435
>tfw i immediately and without ever wavering said that the mavericks won The Trade
>tfw the point of "tanking" (by choice or by circumstance) is to get the #1 overall pick and the mavericks did that, further solidifying their trade victory, especially since doncic's player option kicks in after the end of next season and the mavericks just got the new face of their franchise as well as one of the best NBA draft prospects in history on a #1 overall rookie deal for 4 years

Apologize to me right now you basketball ignorant faggots. Say you are sorry for being a clueless casual and that you yield to my superior basketball brain.

I am victorious
Nico is victorious
The Dallas Mavericks are victorious

The Dallas Mavericks are picking #1 overall and you can't do shit about it but screech and cry and shit your pants. It's over. Now APOLOGIZE you fucking monkeys.
Anonymous /mlp/42291476#42292480
6/23/2025, 3:45:04 AM
>>42292379
STTNG, and a selection of regulars (Picard, Data, Troi, and Barclay) are in a shuttlecraft when they hit a spatial anomaly, and after some brightly-colored swirling chaos, they find themselves in the MLP dimension, and have to try to figure out how to get home. Picard is irritated by the superfluous fluff, Data is fascinated but utterly unable to comprehend, Troi is overwhelmed by all the positive feelings, and Barclay tries to fuck ponies, despite not able at first to tell the males from the females. Barclay's actions set off a wave of jealousy, as many of the pony girls (like ethnic girls in our world) apparently prefer white men over pretty much any other option. In the end, the ponies figure out how to return the Enterprise crewmembers to their own world, to rid themselves of the chaos they brought. The last scene in the MLP world is of one of the pony girls feeling a little ill, then asking plaintively whether it's possible for a human to impregnate them.
Anonymous United States /sp/149331506#149337450
6/21/2025, 6:53:05 PM
>>149331506
>tfw i immediately and without ever wavering said that the mavericks won The Trade
>tfw the point of "tanking" (by choice or by circumstance) is to get the #1 overall pick and the mavericks did that, further solidifying their trade victory, especially since doncic's player option kicks in after the end of next season and the mavericks just got the new face of their franchise as well as one of the best NBA draft prospects in history on a #1 overall rookie deal for 4 years

Apologize to me right now you basketball ignorant faggots. Say you are sorry for being a clueless casual and that you yield to my superior basketball brain.

I am victorious
Nico is victorious
The Dallas Mavericks are victorious

The Dallas Mavericks are picking #1 overall and you can't do shit about it but screech and cry and shit your pants. It's over. Now APOLOGIZE you fucking monkeys.
Anonymous United States /sp/149315076#149315852
6/20/2025, 8:52:54 PM
>>149315076
>tfw i immediately and without ever wavering said that the mavericks won The Trade
>tfw the point of "tanking" (by choice or by circumstance) is to get the #1 overall pick and the mavericks did that, further solidifying their trade victory, especially since doncic's player option kicks in after the end of next season and the mavericks just got the new face of their franchise as well as one of the best NBA draft prospects in history on a #1 overall rookie deal for 4 years

Apologize to me right now you basketball ignorant faggots. Say you are sorry for being a clueless casual and that you yield to my superior basketball brain.

I am victorious
Nico is victorious
The Dallas Mavericks are victorious

The Dallas Mavericks are picking #1 overall and you can't do shit about it but screech and cry and shit your pants. It's over. Now APOLOGIZE you fucking monkeys.
Anonymous United States /sp/149289690#149296553
6/20/2025, 1:48:23 AM
>>149289690
>tfw i immediately and without ever wavering said that the mavericks won The Trade
>tfw the point of "tanking" (by choice or by circumstance) is to get the #1 overall pick and the mavericks did that, further solidifying their trade victory, especially since doncic's player option kicks in after the end of next season and the mavericks just got the new face of their franchise as well as one of the best NBA draft prospects in history on a #1 overall rookie deal for 4 years

Apologize to me right now you basketball ignorant faggots. Say you are sorry for being a clueless casual and that you yield to my superior basketball brain.

I am victorious
Nico is victorious
The Dallas Mavericks are victorious

The Dallas Mavericks are picking #1 overall and you can't do shit about it but screech and cry and shit your pants. It's over. Now APOLOGIZE you fucking monkeys.
Anonymous United States /sp/149278867#149281577
6/19/2025, 4:45:01 AM
Anonymous United States /sp/149243813#149248434
6/17/2025, 6:02:42 PM
>>149243813
>tfw i immediately and without ever wavering said that the mavericks won The Trade
>tfw the point of "tanking" (by choice or by circumstance) is to get the #1 overall pick and the mavericks did that, further solidifying their trade victory, especially since doncic's player option kicks in after the end of next season and the mavericks just got the new face of their franchise as well as one of the best NBA draft prospects in history on a #1 overall rookie deal for 4 years

Apologize to me right now you basketball ignorant faggots. Say you are sorry for being a clueless casual and that you yield to my superior basketball brain.

I am victorious
Nico is victorious
The Dallas Mavericks are victorious

The Dallas Mavericks are picking #1 overall and you can't do shit about it but screech and cry and shit your pants. It's over. Now APOLOGIZE you fucking monkeys.
Anonymous United States /sp/149202868#149203578
6/15/2025, 5:33:29 PM
>>149202868
>tfw i immediately and without ever wavering said that the mavericks won The Trade
>tfw the point of "tanking" (by choice or by circumstance) is to get the #1 overall pick and the mavericks did that, further solidifying their trade victory, especially since doncic's player option kicks in after the end of next season and the mavericks just got the new face of their franchise as well as one of the best NBA draft prospects in history on a #1 overall rookie deal for 4 years

Apologize to me right now you basketball ignorant faggots. Say you are sorry for being a clueless casual and that you yield to my superior basketball brain.

I am victorious
Nico is victorious
The Dallas Mavericks are victorious

The Dallas Mavericks are picking #1 overall and you can't do shit about it but screech and cry and shit your pants. It's over. Now APOLOGIZE you fucking monkeys.
Anonymous United States /sp/149167026#149176674
6/14/2025, 7:26:27 PM
>>149167026
>tfw i immediately and without ever wavering said that the mavericks won The Trade
>tfw the point of "tanking" (by choice or by circumstance) is to get the #1 overall pick and the mavericks did that, further solidifying their trade victory, especially since doncic's player option kicks in after the end of next season and the mavericks just got the new face of their franchise as well as one of the best NBA draft prospects in history on a #1 overall rookie deal for 4 years

Apologize to me right now you basketball ignorant faggots. Say you are sorry for being a clueless casual and that you yield to my superior basketball brain.

I am victorious
Nico is victorious
The Dallas Mavericks are victorious

The Dallas Mavericks are picking #1 overall and you can't do shit about it but screech and cry and shit your pants. It's over. Now APOLOGIZE you fucking monkeys.
Anonymous United States /sp/149158884#149162638
6/14/2025, 2:04:14 AM
>>149158884
>tfw i immediately and without ever wavering said that the mavericks won The Trade
>tfw the point of "tanking" (by choice or by circumstance) is to get the #1 overall pick and the mavericks did that, further solidifying their trade victory, especially since doncic's player option kicks in after the end of next season and the mavericks just got the new face of their franchise as well as one of the best NBA draft prospects in history on a #1 overall rookie deal for 4 years

Apologize to me right now you basketball ignorant faggots. Say you are sorry for being a clueless casual and that you yield to my superior basketball brain.

I am victorious
Nico is victorious
The Dallas Mavericks are victorious

The Dallas Mavericks are picking #1 overall and you can't do shit about it but screech and cry and shit your pants. It's over. Now APOLOGIZE you fucking monkeys.
Anonymous United States /sp/149148347#149148385
6/13/2025, 4:46:38 AM
>tfw i immediately and without ever wavering said that the mavericks won The Trade
>tfw the point of "tanking" (by choice or by circumstance) is to get the #1 overall pick and the mavericks did that, further solidifying their trade victory, especially since doncic's player option kicks in after the end of next season and the mavericks just got the new face of their franchise as well as one of the best NBA draft prospects in history on a #1 overall rookie deal for 4 years

Apologize to me right now you basketball ignorant faggots. Say you are sorry for being a clueless casual and that you yield to my superior basketball brain.

I am victorious
Nico is victorious
The Dallas Mavericks are victorious

The Dallas Mavericks are picking #1 overall and you can't do shit about it but screech and cry and shit your pants. It's over. Now APOLOGIZE you fucking monkeys.
Anonymous United States /sp/149137724#149138049
6/12/2025, 6:02:36 PM
>>149137724
>tfw i immediately and without ever wavering said that the mavericks won The Trade
>tfw the point of "tanking" (by choice or by circumstance) is to get the #1 overall pick and the mavericks did that, further solidifying their trade victory, especially since doncic's player option kicks in after the end of next season and the mavericks just got the new face of their franchise as well as one of the best NBA draft prospects in history on a #1 overall rookie deal for 4 years

Apologize to me right now you basketball ignorant faggots. Say you are sorry for being a clueless casual and that you yield to my superior basketball brain.

I am victorious
Nico is victorious
The Dallas Mavericks are victorious

The Dallas Mavericks are picking #1 overall and you can't do shit about it but screech and cry and shit your pants. It's over. Now APOLOGIZE you fucking monkeys.