>>213148008
Orange. Man. Bad. OK?

YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST CANCEL MY FUCKING SHOW????

I DID EVERYTHING RIGHT, I DID EVERYTHING THEY TOLD ME TO

>>212923704
>3/4 of a scoop

the only time I watch it now is adam ray impressions he is actually insanely funny. the show has never been great though and isn't worth wasting 2 hours on every week

>>531674338
>TWO ENGRAMS

>>96020501
Just had a 3 hour game that ended due to the store closing

>everyone playing modded precons but one
>get a little ahead
>aggro magnet, all three players spamming removal and coordinating to remove everything
>keep recurring my sagas
>they keep removing them
>have a valefor enter at least 15 times, literally
>just keep doing board wipes and removal since I can never attack
>its turn 20 and everyone is above 30
>’DUDE STOP CASTING THAT CREATURE’
>’it’s a 4 chapter saga, stop killing it and I’ll stop casting it’
>do maybe 5 damage the game

We were rained in anyway due to flash flood, always happy to return the favor when losers cooperate like that.

We need 5 more colors

Purple
-> specializes in planeswalkers, drawing cards and playing foils for reduced costs

Brown
-> specializes in using activated abilities from the graveyard, and drawing from the bottom of the deck, cycling

Orange
-> specializes in turning instants and sorceries into spells and blocking with your opponents lands, also grants bonuses to full art cards

Teal
-> draws cards from the middle of the decks, disallows the use chairs or sitting, manual dexterity cards and removal

Doritos Locos
-> specializes in eating cards for bonus effects, using corn syrup and annihilating mountain dew tokens.

>>21426647
Seriously, America? TWO SANDWICHES?!?

>>508016287
oh shit I thought it was the other goyman

TWO POLES?

>>507134461
Two catheters!?