I'm gonna go up to women in public and swipe my nose through their ass cheek like a credit card and when they say "What the fuck?!" apologize and blame it on my anxiety

Thanks for normalizing this, Pedro

>map has less than three objectives
>leave
>map is small
>leave
>map is flat
>leave
>map is urban
>leave
>map has trees
>leave

what the fuck are they thinking

>just ate an entire double steak bowl of chipotle
>and a 5 calorie jello snack pack
>and a bunch of raspberries
>havent pissed in two hours and have drank a decent amount of water
>still only a pound heavier than this morning because only 1300 calories today + 10,000 steps + a good shit
I cannot wait to get on the scale tomorrow morning bros. It’s over for my plateau.

>Be me
>Come up with an Isekai concept that isn't gay as shit
>Can even make it light Litrpg without me wanting to gauge my eyes out.
>Get to slopping
>All kinds of ideas from other unfinished stories and ideas fit in it like puzzle pieces, "ah ha" moments galore
>Don't get tired from writing thousands of words a day
>Excited for upcoming writing sessions.
Oh yeah, I'm feeling sloppy and I'm feeling good.

>>715458478
>join xbox graphics team
>bend over a bit just so you can appease hire ups
>hire ups trust you
>they step down and give you position
>fix the brand your way
>maybe even /v/'s way

>>715239437
>Month 2 of Switch 2
>another month of watching /v/ shit blood.

Pizza was invented by the ancient Persian military.

>>714066527
>720p upscaled to 4K

vs

>1440p upscaled to 4K, with HDR and better draw distance

Yeah Switch 2 chads are winning here

Spectrover flows way better than SK in Zani's team, feels good to finally get rid of the training wheels.

>>713873032
This is what makes Mario Kart World so great. You can be in 20th place and still win.

Minmaxing faggots hate the update because the can't dominate and ruin the game for everyone. Playing MK8 was boing because Minmaxing all picked the same character/kart combo and you would never get anywhere near the Top 5 ever.

I'm glad Nintendo has told these shitters to get fucked and the game gets to stay fun and competitive for everyone.

Probably one of the most based things Nintendo has done.

>>713549803