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florg wakes up with a sleepy sigh~

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Florg wakes up with a sleepy sigh,
Logs into ranked with a gleam in his eye.
Florg in Master, again on the climb,
Loopin' back down like it’s part of the rhyme.

Florg calls pon when he shouldn’t have called,
Florg drops Dora and we’re all enthralled.
Florg’s at it again, and the thread’s ablaze,
Another Florg post? We’re counting the days.

Florg, Florg, Florg, he's jobbin' the game,
Florg's cute losses put Saints to shame.
Florg in the lobby, pink and proud,
Florg can't win but he draws a crowd.

Florg, Florg, Florg, you bless our feed,
Even when you throw from a guaranteed lead.
Florg in the thread like clockwork fate,
Master rank Florg? Yeah, that’s first-rate.

Florg tosses Suji like it’s not a trap,
Florg tanks hits with a giggle and clap.
Florg’s femboy charm makes the forum melt,
But Florg’s discard line? The pain is felt.

Florg with the emoji spam in chat,
Florg loops Saint then falls right back.
Florg’s tenpai? One tile dream,
Florg’s dealer hand? Goes down in a scream.

Florg, Florg, Florg, you're cute and doomed,
Florg's bad waits got the thread consumed.
Florg in South 4 with nothing to lose,
Florg’s rank drops, but we still choose...

Florg, Florg, Florg, you loop with flair,
Florg's pink hair and thousand-yard stare.
Florg in Master, again and again,
Falling from Saint — our looper friend.

Florg’s the legend with minus gain,
Florg’s name echoes through joy and pain.
Florg plays worse than bots sometimes,
But Florg’s still winning — just in vibes.

Florg, Florg, Florg, eternal name,
Florg’s cute throws put pros to shame.
Florg in the match, it’s never dull,
Florg’s luck is dead but his heart is full.

Florg, Florg, Florg, Saint can wait,
Master rank’s where Florg’s true fate.
Florg in thread, in game, in lore,
One more match? We’re screaming: “FLORG!”

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