>Be me
>young jobless mofo
>Met a guy 2 days ago in his early forties
>Tells me he knows the owners of restorants, offers me an opportunity
>whatthefuck
>accept the offer
>"Finally, a job" i say in my head
>ff next day
>go to a restourant
>owner a fat mofo
>ego big
>start discussing about me becoming a waiter
>wants me to be a kitchen cook
>starts ranting about his competitors
>starts saying how he is the chef number 1 in the region
>starts ranting that i will never find a job if i don't accept his offer
>bullshit
>refuse offer with "thank you for your offer, we will stay in touch"
>that day meet another 2 restourant owners
>in the park with the guy
>starts telling me his life
>he was in prison
>remember some of the ex-prison guys have good tips
>he actually gives me good tips about respect
>ff next day
>go alone without him
>talk with the owner of the 2nd restourant
>tell him i also have a meeting with another owner
>he recommends me to see the other owner first
>come to the third restourant 5 minutes before the scheduled apointment
>owner went to the capital
>fuck
>decide to go back to the second owner
>offers me practice 4 hours for about a week before working
>accept
>meet with the older guy again
>starts asking me to recieve money for him on my card
>accepts only this time
>"what the fuck did you agree to?"
>mf starts talking practicing to be a waiter at his crib
>his crib is 20km away
>hell fucking no
>decide to invite to my apartment
>mistake
>mf starts actually giving me tips there
>want to live here
>makes a fucking argument with the landowner on the phone
>quietly gets the fuck out
>stares deep in my soul
>"dont get me into problems, i dont need em"
>mf does the opposite
>writes msg "it was a mistake you don't want any contact with me anymore. you didn't listen"
>police starts making fun of me
>parents shit on me
>i fear the mofo might call his people on me and on my family
help anons, i can give more details about this, i really don't need this in my life

>>17859916
why are there people lying under the novitiate?
why is the man on the side masturbating?
what the flying fuck

in WoW lore cant they milk your cock by squeezing their asshole repeatedly? pretty sure this was brought up somewhere.

Wait! So when he said 'grab them by the pussy' he meant...

oh man! Oh geeze oh man oh god!

Now that I think about it, when there is no list, she is the list.
Whoever she names in this climate is done.

>>510357115
Wh..what's the final boss?

>>510070762
>buying the top
Dear God no.

AI has gone crazy
Gorilla doing vlog in india

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ci2a1z2eIMQ

When I get sport massages I always pick girls, but girl Im seeing says she also only picks girls and it would he weird for me not to pick a guy

Should I be getting guys? It feels weird for guys to touch me

>>81735868
>you want a ride on the carousel?
no

im scared some women in office dissapeared for a while and it seems she was crying and talking with other women, i talked to her a little during the day a littlebit because she sit next to me, but nothing ever serious just i introduced myself where i live and worked before and thats literally all, maybe 5 minutes in total in 8 hour shift, im scared she might have cried because i have to sit next to her or something and im tripping out because if thats true then i will get fired, i didint flirt, i didint say any compliments ever, i didint even look at her unless she spoke to me, one time i told her recent news from tv what happend for 2 minutes and thats all. fuck im scared that happend because of me or something that i dont let her work, after that crying of her she came back i didint talk to her all day not even look at her, some time later she offered me sweets and thats all. im fucking scared i might lose job because maybe i made her uncomfortable introducing myself for 5 minutes before or talking to her at all. if this is true that i made someone that uncomfortable just by sitting next to her then i will probably seriously kms soon. i didint ask any personal questions to her never

im scared some women in office dissapeared for a while and it seems she was crying and talking with other women, i talked to her a little during the day a littlebit because she sit next to me, but nothing ever serious just i introduced myself where i live and worked before and thats literally all, maybe 5 minutes in total in 9 hour shift, im scared she might have cried because i have to sit next to her or something and im tripping out because if thats true then i will get fired, i didint flirt, i didint say any compliments ever, i didint even look at her unless she spoke to me, one time i told her recent news from tv what happend for 2 minutes and thats all. fuck im scared that happend because of me or something that i dont let her work, after that crying of her she came back i didint talk to her all day not even look at her, some time later she offered me sweets and thats all. im fucking scared i might lose job because maybe i made her uncomfortable introducing myself for 5 minutes before or talking to her at all. if this is true that i made someone that uncomfortable just by sitting next to her then i will probably seriously kms soon.

>Jota is at the wheel

>Macrons wife is a man "rant"
hehe this will be funny

>Some ancient jewish cult conspiracy theory
Ok, this is going way too far, you might have made a show about how s/he might be a guy

>their explicit practice is "you have to become your enemy to defeat them", convert into their faith, take their leading positions, etc
>civilizational struggle across centuries to bring down the west
guys, now I'm getting worried...

Anon.

A.

Non.

Entity…

Aeon

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Entity.

>boss just laid off 5 employees
>temporarily reduced our take-home pay for 3 months

AAAAAAHHHHHH

>heard that human fluids like blood and cum could substitute for eggs in bread and cake recipes in a podcast
>decided to try it out because why not and I am fucking bored in my study break
>just a little experiment for myself, nothing more
>substituted a large egg with a small egg and like 3 loads(best I can do) to try doing it
>it turns out ok but I think the moisture was a bit too much
>shitass parents barged in my home for 'surprise visit' when I am resting my loaf on the table
>saw the bread, and immediately ate two pieces before I can say everything
>said it's actually quite good and sweet
>brought my loaves home and say they are going to make garlic bread with it in the weekly family gathering tomorrow
Listen. I am perfectly fine with eating my own cum, and I think my annoying parents deserves a lesson too, but I can't just let my granny, sweet cousins and baby niece swallow my fucking load loaf, right? What should I do? I can't just confess because that'd ruin my reputation.

>have few mental issues
>go to therapy
>do LSD and shrooms
>realize I have just taken on others people sin, shame, guilt, anger and other emotions
>realize that the way I went through resolving them has resulted in me transmuting that negative energy into positive
>people around me get subconsciously better with their issues
>the more I "kill myself" (kill my ego) and help the world the more my and others lives become better

Is this Christ consciousness? Why is the weight of this making me fearful?

>>11466984
>star trek
>$400

>pirates of caribbean
>$370
What is wrong with lego?

>>105684989
>me going through all my old javascript code and noting all of the possible type mistakes I might be making

>>149375726
>Colombia wins 2034
I keep hearing this, why in 2034?

theres a chance it can come back....right?

I'm tired and hungry and sick of being broke. I hate going outside and I can't program or code for shit but I can competently use any computer running windows macos or Linux to the fullest extent of the hardware. I'm scared to go on what do I do bros help fr.

I think I have a hernia and cant go to the doctor for a while. What was your guys hernia like? I have a bulge where my hip meets my groin. been there for about 2 weeks. what was the surgery like? Any chance i can do this without being put under? i think its a femoral hernia. if it isnt a femoral hernia its close in proximity.

>IRAN JUST DEPLOYED THE GOAT OF FERTILITY
IRAN JUST DEPLOYED THE GOAT OF FERTILITY
>IRAN JUST DEPLOYED THE GOAT OF FERTILITY
IRAN JUST DEPLOYED THE GOAT OF FERTILITY

ALL IRANIAN FIGHTERS RECEIVE 2X HP AND ATTACK POWER