>>213372168
>>213372405
>>213372523
>6 years later
>f-fake news!!! t-t-they bought tickets!! It was a flop!!!

I hate video games but I visit /v/ everyday and they are always talking about fucking video games. Every. Fucking. Time. Can you believe it?!

>>212504576
>This is the most blackpilled episode of television in history.

>>Being that is a walking penis hole tries to belittle the penises that she was born to serve
>A comical sight of cosmic proportions.

>I KNEW THIS WAS GOING TO BE BAD BECAUSE MY FRIENDS (YOUTUBERS) TOLD ME THE HOOOOOOMAN DRAMA WAS BAD CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT??? THE HUMAN DRAMA IN THE CGI DINOSAUR ACTION BLOCKBUSTER DIDNT MOVE ME TO TEARS OH HO HO HO ITS SO BAD!! IMAGINE WATCHING THIS FOR THE DINOSAUR ACTION WHEN THEY COULD TURN THIS INTO A DEPRESSING SOB STORY DRAMA!!??

>uhhhmmm guys these movies arent good horror movies theres barely any jumpscares how can the horror movie be good if there arent loud noises that make me twitch for one second okay yeah so what if the atmosphere is depressingly dark thats not real horror i need a heckin gaping ghost woman screaming at the screen for 1 second like in my heckin japanese horror slop!!! ringu is real horror these movies arent scary because yeah well theres no loud noises okay??? also a24 good and blumhouse good because uhhhh rreddit says the other thing o algo

>you did this /tv/. you and the sharty chuds

>>212254618
>>212257347
>what do you mean there wasnt loud banging noises every 10 seconds i didnt even jump once it wasnt scary this isnt real horror movie if i dont söyface at the loud noise that startled the heck out of me

>The character sees an cute girl
>They don't go into metaphysical crisis mode and ponder billion questions about reality.
Who writes this slop?