Sega thinks Sonic should be freedom incarnate which means keeping girls at arms length. Mario has no excuse to be single outside of Nintendo mandates.
Crash had a loyal girlfriend that got taken by him from Universal caving into armchair psychologist, soccer moms. Therein lies the problem with these corporate types who push weird eternal status quo or bend the knee to a minority of people who dont even play the games.

>we could have had a continued Crash/Spyro revival under competent leadership if Activision actually had respect for their brands

>>149410451
>be into rugby
>try watching american footy because hey maybe it's fun and it's kinda sorta a tiny little bit like rugby
>ads between plays
>ads during substitutions/units change (I dunno the jargon, sorry)
>game is played in quarters so you get three ad breaks instead of just one
>THIS REPLAY IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY KIA
>TIME FOR THE APPLE TV++ STATLINE OF THE QUARTER
>mfw
I'll take ugly jerseys plastered with sponsors over this.

>>42291687
Kill yourself you brown subhuman trog.

Why are they all so soft and lame now? It feels like they’re trying to make these designs as toothless and safe as possible, like any hint of edge or wily personality is too much. They did the same thing to Shrek in his latest upcoming movie and a bunch of other characters.

>>713046909
>>713047129
Crash 4 literally makes no sense in-universe regardless of where it takes place.
>Oxide has an entire fleet and is seen working with the Tropys when he doesnt appear until CTR
>Brio is working with Cortex again, against the bandicoots he worked with to blow up the space station
>no indication of the real Tawna around
>The Evil Twins are referenced
>N. Tropy can somehow open portals to other universes despite the original Time Twister being destroyed which was treated as a potentially cataclysmic event in Warped

>>712683051
Their tits bounce in game when they lean forward to the camera and 3/4 have visible cleavage. What more do you want?

>>712498590
>comparing early 2000s internet to the hellscape of corporate, social media homogenization we have now

>>2043534
>canadistan corporate stooge moves to the NL
>fails to realize the only reason he can live the good life is because he is loaded after 30 years of being a corporate stooge
>now the entire internet believes Amsterdam is heaven on earth and every other city should try to become just like it
THAT guy is just your typical "expat still on his honeymoon phase" but he can afford to never end it.