>>530637437
muricans love to yap. yuropeans only talk when it's important. like when an important cd is off, when you're trying to synergize a play or when your teammate's mother is a pig.
>>530637469
right? I don't want to smalltalk, but establishing contact early actually tends to lower tilt and blaming and also makes people more susceptible to working together in general.
>>530637698
sure. but I'm not kidding when I say solo comming always leads to one guy spitefully ignoring you or griefing the team just because they hate you having the "spotlight". if a few people just say hello back before the round starts, everyone is automatically inclined to feel like they are part of the team and in turn become more cooperative.

>win 6 games in a row
>queue pops instantly at 3 am
>herewego.jpg
>enemy team destroys us for a solid minute
>our tank swaps to ball
>I swap to the Lena and follow him everywhere
>we methodically start picking apart the enemy team
>enemy team rage swaps to hardcounter us
>he swaps to sig, I swap to hanzo
>pick them apart again
>barely squeeze out the win in overtime
>predicted
>one endorsie
>send it back to the lil hairy feller
>not a single word was exchanged, only pings and hellos
>close Lena's game and go to bed knowing I beat the multimillion dollar algorithm once again

>>529485283
we love zmsfm here

Well looks like it's schizo hours can you two get it all out of your system before the update please don't want any black dick meltdowns when talking about the patch notes

>>527781232
ok that sounds pretty badass. I'm babysitting my 5 year old nephew this weekend. he likes planes and pirates. do you think he would like it?

>>527425392
>>527427080
check out Perdido Street Station

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