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7/24/2025, 9:59:21 PM
>tendies betrayed by their own people
7/23/2025, 4:48:16 AM
>>511103496
Polish my cock ay hoooo.
Polish my cock ay hoooo.
7/20/2025, 6:36:42 PM
>>33391259
lel, and they don't need to pay you back?
damn, seems like speed dating events are a better grift than OLD apps.
lel, and they don't need to pay you back?
damn, seems like speed dating events are a better grift than OLD apps.
7/19/2025, 12:48:15 AM
7/17/2025, 2:23:11 PM
>it's happening
7/15/2025, 4:28:15 PM
>>40728790
>>40728886
Oh yes my bad from trying to save you from prostate cancer, let me get out of the way then. You can continue your quest on hoarding your semen so one day..oh boy one day you can FINALLY attract a SUPERMODEL girlfriend.
>"Hurr Hurr, ya mad bro? Still not jackin my wee wee bro!!
It's actually dawn to me that you retards have literally NOTHING else going on in your lives. Like, WHY would anyone make hoarding semen their whole personality? Only people that are fucking desperate. None of you are rich. None of you have influence. There are men OUTPERFORMING you and they jack off to troon hentai daily. You people are so deep in this fucking cult that I'm actually starting to feel BAD for you guys. The internet was a fucking mistake.
>>40728886
Oh yes my bad from trying to save you from prostate cancer, let me get out of the way then. You can continue your quest on hoarding your semen so one day..oh boy one day you can FINALLY attract a SUPERMODEL girlfriend.
>"Hurr Hurr, ya mad bro? Still not jackin my wee wee bro!!
It's actually dawn to me that you retards have literally NOTHING else going on in your lives. Like, WHY would anyone make hoarding semen their whole personality? Only people that are fucking desperate. None of you are rich. None of you have influence. There are men OUTPERFORMING you and they jack off to troon hentai daily. You people are so deep in this fucking cult that I'm actually starting to feel BAD for you guys. The internet was a fucking mistake.
7/14/2025, 4:51:00 AM
7/14/2025, 2:25:11 AM
>>715397171
lol
lol
7/13/2025, 11:39:28 PM
7/5/2025, 11:17:20 AM
>>212440184
Ohh, wie süB, eine "Ne,Du!" Behelligung
allerdings im Gegensatz zu mir ohne jegliche Ausführung,Erläuterung geschweige Erklärung.
Warum auch, du weisst es ja "sowieso schon" alles. Deswegen auch die Suggestivfrage von vrohin über Intelligenz anstatt Dinge klar zu stellen.
Bist eben ein selbstverliebter Kakerdemikerschnösel.
Ohh, wie süB, eine "Ne,Du!" Behelligung
allerdings im Gegensatz zu mir ohne jegliche Ausführung,Erläuterung geschweige Erklärung.
Warum auch, du weisst es ja "sowieso schon" alles. Deswegen auch die Suggestivfrage von vrohin über Intelligenz anstatt Dinge klar zu stellen.
Bist eben ein selbstverliebter Kakerdemikerschnösel.
7/5/2025, 3:47:27 AM
>>212432912
hope you find them nigga
hope you find them nigga
6/24/2025, 9:13:00 AM
>40 hours of build up is good, actually
6/22/2025, 5:05:15 AM
>>81571459
I'm glad to say I never voted for him!!!
I'm glad to say I never voted for him!!!
6/22/2025, 4:41:55 AM
>>17782473
It gets even funnier:
The guy who planned on conquering China for Spain was Luis Perez Dasmarinas, Governor of the Philippines in the late 1500s and a wannabe conquistador who wanted to be like his early 16th century idols like Cortez or Pizarro.
In reality, he was fucking pathetic as Philippine Governor:
>Tried fighting Southern Moro Muslims & got booted off.
>Forced to end his Muslim Campaigns when Toyotomi Hideyoshi threatened to invade the Philippines if Spain didn't stop sending missionaries.
>Dasmarinas panicked, and took every Spanish soldier to Manila to defend the capital.
>Hideyoshi invaded Korea instead, but all soldiers were in Manila, Muslim Moros raided & enslaved Spanish subjects who were left defenseless.
>In 1593 Dasmarinas announced his plans invade China for Spain.
>He thought Cambodia was a nice place to start since Khmers were weak..
>Ridiculously fucking lost to the Cambodians who were undergoing the worst period in history: the Khmer Dark ages.
His term as governor ended in 1596 but he remained in the Philippines to pursue his conquistador dream so his retardation continued.
>1596.
>He attempted another expedition to Conquer Cambodia.
>His fleet got blown off-course by a typhoon and landed near an Island near Macau.
>Portuguese got pissed off and attacked the expedition, driving it back to the Philippines.
Dasmarinas met his end in 1603 when the Chinese merchants & immigrants in Manila rebelled against racist Spanish decrees. After 20,000 Chinese rebels- just mere peasants & rebels- surrounded Manila, Dasmarinas demanded that the Spanish should counterattack, but the new Governor told him to wait for reinforcements instead. Dasmarinas got pissed off, yelled "TWENTY-FIVE SPANIARDS ARE ENOUGH TO CONQUER ALL OF CHINA" and sallied out with like a hundred men.
The Chinese peasants merely lured him into a swamp and slaughtered his conquistadors piecemeal. His head was propped up in the siege lines the next day.
Filipino Filipinos
It gets even funnier:
The guy who planned on conquering China for Spain was Luis Perez Dasmarinas, Governor of the Philippines in the late 1500s and a wannabe conquistador who wanted to be like his early 16th century idols like Cortez or Pizarro.
In reality, he was fucking pathetic as Philippine Governor:
>Tried fighting Southern Moro Muslims & got booted off.
>Forced to end his Muslim Campaigns when Toyotomi Hideyoshi threatened to invade the Philippines if Spain didn't stop sending missionaries.
>Dasmarinas panicked, and took every Spanish soldier to Manila to defend the capital.
>Hideyoshi invaded Korea instead, but all soldiers were in Manila, Muslim Moros raided & enslaved Spanish subjects who were left defenseless.
>In 1593 Dasmarinas announced his plans invade China for Spain.
>He thought Cambodia was a nice place to start since Khmers were weak..
>Ridiculously fucking lost to the Cambodians who were undergoing the worst period in history: the Khmer Dark ages.
His term as governor ended in 1596 but he remained in the Philippines to pursue his conquistador dream so his retardation continued.
>1596.
>He attempted another expedition to Conquer Cambodia.
>His fleet got blown off-course by a typhoon and landed near an Island near Macau.
>Portuguese got pissed off and attacked the expedition, driving it back to the Philippines.
Dasmarinas met his end in 1603 when the Chinese merchants & immigrants in Manila rebelled against racist Spanish decrees. After 20,000 Chinese rebels- just mere peasants & rebels- surrounded Manila, Dasmarinas demanded that the Spanish should counterattack, but the new Governor told him to wait for reinforcements instead. Dasmarinas got pissed off, yelled "TWENTY-FIVE SPANIARDS ARE ENOUGH TO CONQUER ALL OF CHINA" and sallied out with like a hundred men.
The Chinese peasants merely lured him into a swamp and slaughtered his conquistadors piecemeal. His head was propped up in the siege lines the next day.
Filipino Filipinos
6/21/2025, 3:23:53 AM
6/17/2025, 8:31:57 PM
>>17771466
It gets even funnier:
The guy who planned on conquering China for Spain was Luis Perez Dasmarinas, Governor of the Philippines in the late 1500s and a wannabe conquistador who wanted to be like his early 16th century idols like Cortez or Pizarro.
In reality, he was fucking pathetic as Philippine Governor:
>Tried fighting Southern Moro Muslims & got booted off.
>Forced to end his Muslim Campaigns when Toyotomi Hideyoshi threatened to invade the Philippines if Spain didn't stop sending missionaries.
>Dasmarinas panicked, and took every Spanish soldier to Manila to defend the capital.
>Hideyoshi invaded Korea instead, but all soldiers were in Manila, Muslim Moros raided & enslaved Spanish subjects who were left defenseless.
>In 1593 Dasmarinas announced his plans invade China for Spain.
>He thought Cambodia was a nice place to start since Khmers were weak..
>Ridiculously fucking lost to the Cambodians who were undergoing the worst period in history: the Khmer Dark ages.
His term as governor ended in 1596 but he remained in the Philippines to pursue his conquistador dream so his retardation continued.
>1596.
>He attempted another expedition to Conquer Cambodia.
>His fleet got blown off-course by a typhoon and landed near an Island near Macau.
>Portuguese got pissed off and attacked the expedition, driving it back to the Philippines.
Dasmarinas met his end in 1603 when the Chinese merchants & immigrants in Manila rebelled against racist Spanish decrees. After 20,000 Chinese rebels- just mere peasants & rebels- surrounded Manila, Dasmarinas demanded that the Spanish should counterattack, but the new Governor told him to wait for reinforcements instead. Dasmarinas got pissed off, yelled "TWENTY-FIVE SPANIARDS ARE ENOUGH TO CONQUER ALL OF CHINA" and sallied out with like a hundred men.
The Chinese peasants merely lured him into a swamp and slaughtered his conquistadors piecemeal. His head was propped up in the siege lines the next day.
Filipino Filipinos
It gets even funnier:
The guy who planned on conquering China for Spain was Luis Perez Dasmarinas, Governor of the Philippines in the late 1500s and a wannabe conquistador who wanted to be like his early 16th century idols like Cortez or Pizarro.
In reality, he was fucking pathetic as Philippine Governor:
>Tried fighting Southern Moro Muslims & got booted off.
>Forced to end his Muslim Campaigns when Toyotomi Hideyoshi threatened to invade the Philippines if Spain didn't stop sending missionaries.
>Dasmarinas panicked, and took every Spanish soldier to Manila to defend the capital.
>Hideyoshi invaded Korea instead, but all soldiers were in Manila, Muslim Moros raided & enslaved Spanish subjects who were left defenseless.
>In 1593 Dasmarinas announced his plans invade China for Spain.
>He thought Cambodia was a nice place to start since Khmers were weak..
>Ridiculously fucking lost to the Cambodians who were undergoing the worst period in history: the Khmer Dark ages.
His term as governor ended in 1596 but he remained in the Philippines to pursue his conquistador dream so his retardation continued.
>1596.
>He attempted another expedition to Conquer Cambodia.
>His fleet got blown off-course by a typhoon and landed near an Island near Macau.
>Portuguese got pissed off and attacked the expedition, driving it back to the Philippines.
Dasmarinas met his end in 1603 when the Chinese merchants & immigrants in Manila rebelled against racist Spanish decrees. After 20,000 Chinese rebels- just mere peasants & rebels- surrounded Manila, Dasmarinas demanded that the Spanish should counterattack, but the new Governor told him to wait for reinforcements instead. Dasmarinas got pissed off, yelled "TWENTY-FIVE SPANIARDS ARE ENOUGH TO CONQUER ALL OF CHINA" and sallied out with like a hundred men.
The Chinese peasants merely lured him into a swamp and slaughtered his conquistadors piecemeal. His head was propped up in the siege lines the next day.
Filipino Filipinos
6/17/2025, 12:59:40 AM
ID: F/sw4/iW/pol/507388983#507392838
6/15/2025, 12:04:42 AM
6/14/2025, 7:51:44 PM
>>507362467
Ironically, they all look like Serbians
Ironically, they all look like Serbians
6/13/2025, 11:28:25 PM
No one cares about the Russia-Ukraine war anymore
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