>>213080590
Apologize or I will rape you.

Big up to the anon who described pakis as "saar-adjacent" when Gadonpaki's location was revealed. I've thought about that description a lot, you're deft with words. I was gonna say this a while ago, but until now I had forgotten what I was so impressed by.

>>212220573
>something funny is posted
>it's assumed that I posted it
I'm flattered.
Speaking of flattering, I saw a copy of Monella and Soldier Blue in a dvd/bluray store today. I was surprised after just browsing through shelves and shelves of normal movies.

I get the best ideas for films I want to make while taking a shower. Here's my film idea of today:
Title: Sissoring All Day
Log line: The greatest lesbian film ever made by none other than the straightest guy.
Style: Camp, dark comedy, blue comedy, gross-out comedy
I don't know the plot yet, but I would consult a really close friend of mine, who is a lesbian, to make the worst creative choices possible when it comes to the lesbian experience.
I also thought about a publicity stunt where I'm accused of copping a feel on set. I would actually do it so they wouldn't be lying, but it would all be agreed upon beforehand by both parties, with the agreement and incident filmed in case of an investigation by authorities. Not sure if it would be too insensitive to "fake #metoo" on myself, but I haven't worked out all the details yet.

>>211694364
If he's in prison, whycome he's uploading videos?
https://youtu.be/HU6RzZAJrlM
>>211691428
>Avant-teen
I cringe at my pastself because I was the same. I even ranted to some guy at school that his opinion of "Interstellar" being the best film he's seen is really stupid because he hasn't seen real sci-fi films like 2001 and Solaris. I said "Interstellar is just not kino" in real life ad verbatim.

>>211652415
>waifuposting destroys the possibility of serious discourse in /film/
>I know how to counteract this
>by whining about waifuposting instead of making good posts