>flugelhornist's uncle wants us to change our name to Saskatchewan!
We aren't even Canadian

>>716025964
I've been on this site for years and this is the weirdest shit I've seen in a long time. I expected this type of schizo to be on /int/ not /v/

>>212384351
I have become Paul Giamatti's character in Sideways

I'm a 30 year old virgin. It's over for me

>>212287105
How do I get an upper class African gf?

>>212150463
I am the same height as and look like Adam Driver. How do I get a beautiful Persian wife?

>>212135300
>young girls your age
I'm almost 31 years old. I'm over the hill
>captcha RXKKK

>>212039054
I need a jewess gf

30 year old virgin here; what does slapping a girl's ass feel like?

>>18467186
I need a big booty racially ambiguous gf who will sit on my face

>>211653600
How do I get a red carpet Zendaya gf? Note that this is distinct from a movie Zendaya gf

Do girl's butts smell nice bros?

>>211619149
I'm 30 and I've been into Steely Dan since I was 14-15. I was a weird jazz band kid though

>>22837732
I'm 30 and I've been into Steely Dan since I was 14-15. I was a weird jazz band kid though

>>126741710
>>126742715
Doja Cat could shit on me and I wouldn't mind

I'm fucking sick of seeing blacks in everything.

>>126715771
I am a 30 year old virgin and I love Sade

>>211459134
I need a big booty mystery meat gf

>>211393421
How do I get a beach volleyball gf who will sit on my face every night?

>>211392208
How do I find a gf like this?