>>532018925
I don't have any friends and I don't feel that connected to my family either..

>>531365003
I feel your pain..

Okay no, but seriously, what drives people to make such unfunny posts?

>Was asleep and didn't get a chance to ask what the next OP should be

It's been a long time coming but I think it's time. Gabe Newell raped me. I was 17 years old. 17 years old. A child. A child visiting the Valve Experience, that haven, that shrine to my favourite team. It was pure magic. I saw the Demoman, the TF2 costumes. My dreams were happening in front my eyes. All but one. I went to the toilet and who should I find lurking in one of the cubicles? Gabe Newell. My hero. The greatest man I had ever known and the man of all my joys. I gasped. He smiled. And leaned in and whispered in my ear "this is going to be fucking awesome." I went into shock. I couldn't move. He bent me over. Somehow my trousers and pants ended up around my ankles. I don't remember how it happened. I must have dissociated. The next thing I remember is him cumming in my bum. I pulled my trousers up and didn't look in his eye as he patted me on the head. I left the toilet and ran to my mum and asked if I could see Engineer. She said no. I became a Overwatch player and anime porn addict soon after. I still suffer every day.