>>105760613
isnt that the "american experience"?

>>81657716
Actually no, I noped out after a couple of lines because that wall of text is just too fake and gay. What do you take me for? A Mike's-wall-of-text-enjoyer?

>>105731805
>marx
marx worked 10 out of 70 years
he disliked the experience enough to vow to always have someone work for him and thus invented communism

>>81576794
>>81576812
I...I have an agenda? I'm just shooting shit with my bros or at least I thought I did.... I guess some people don't get my humor? Hmmm?

>>105614348
>aha i ackshually foresaw you all along
ok
did you foresaw i was gonna call you a faggot too?
btw
>imagine using a frog when youre a trany

>>81500170
Ok, enough spin: There might be a way to make a micropenis look good but this is not it.

>>81492701
Just keep clear of high fructose corn syrup and you'll be ahead of the game (compared to other Americans with terrible dietary habits).
Maybe google "two girls, one cup" to curb your appetite for bad foods like ice cream.

>>24460705
>no alcohol
>mouthfeel of the spirit
Nigga, WHAT?!?!