If you had to assign one or two people to each century of every civilisation, who would it be?

For example, Germany:

8th: the century of saint Boniface
9th: the century of Charlemagne/Karl der Große
10th: Otto the Great
11th: Henry IV
12th: Frederick I Barbarossa and Hildegard von Bingen
13th: Frederick 2, Albertus Magnus
14th: Charles IV
15th: Gutenberg
16th: Luther, Charles V.
17th: Leopold, Kepler
18th: Mozart, Frederick II of Prussia, Euler
19th: Goethe, Bismarck, Gauss
20th: Chudler.

If you had to assign one or two people to each century of every civilisation, who would it be?

For example, Germany:

8th: the century of saint Boniface
9th: the century of Charlemagne/Karl der Große
10th: Otto the Great
11th: Henry IV
12th: Frederick I Barbarossa and Hildegard von Bingen
13th: Frederick 2, Albertus Magnus
14th: Charles IV
15th: Gutenberg
16th: Luther, Charles V.
17th: Leopold, Kepler
18th: Mozart, Frederick II of Prussia, Euler
19th: Goethe, Bismarck, Gauss
20th: Chudler

>>213061405
>Roll threads are verboten. Cease your activities at once.

>>213050467
IN GERMANY WE STICK ZE BEER BOTTLES UP OUR ARSE

>WHY DO YOU SMILE AT STRANGERS? WE DONT DO THAT HERE IN GERMANY

>>212811627
In Germany, they're called vaterdesperten!

> Join at 1-800-USA-NAVY
How do I type letter (as opposed to numbers) when dialing?

>be me
>german jaa
>shit and piss
>der schokolade mmm das poopenfarten
why are they like this?

>>510049334
>Jews!
>Jews!
>Jews!
>It's da Jews!!!
>da proof is da Jews!

>>509437342
>At least you owned the lib, when you look back and realize, how much this bill bites you personally in the ass.
>Maga-Mutts are the dumbest fucking retards on the entire internet

>>714102406
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>>212253665
Never because we dont do that IN GERMANY saar

>IN GERMANY WE DON’T TANK OTHERS INTENTIONAL REPUTATION, BUT ZE DO IT TO US

why do all immigrants to germany actually act like this.
all of the non neggar immigrants yet not quite expats have this autistic hyper german conformism. but it's an act, they don't actually respect recycling. they don't bag their plastic in the yellow bag.
yet they say shit like "but did you wipe ze shower after showering? ozerwise the mold may come back! zat is ze noodle pot, it is ONLY to be used for cooking noodles. if you want to cook rice, this is the rice cooking pot"
like, chill. i won't snitch on you to the Reicheinwanderungsbehörde.

>>212143036
please raise the limit of your credit card that you may pay for the 58€ for the ticket!

>>212135409
>WE DONT HAVE PLATES THAT SIZE IN GERMANY!

>NEIN NEIN NEIN STOP! YOU CAN NOT DRIVEN ZE FAHRRAD ON ZE SIDEWALK ACCORDING TO ZE BÜRGERSTEIGBÜRGERFAHRRADGESETZ STOP RIGHT NOW!!!!! ZE POLIZEI HAS BEEN ALERTED!!!

>Das macht dann 2,5€ bitte! Was? Englisch? Yes we need two euros and fifty cents! What is zis? NEIN NEIN NO CARD ONLY BAR! WE TAKE ONLY ZE REAL MONEY NO PLASTIC! ZID YOU KNOW THAT IN GERMANY WE ONLY TAKE ZE BARZAHLUNG

>>508168212
cope and seethe. soon you will have another wave of fake Iranian refugees arriving at your borders on top of soaring energy prices all because Bibi and Trump feel like democratizing Iran. Who's the real bitch now? Also, don't forget about the next multi million euro aid package to Jewlensky.

>guten morgen mein furher jude raus auslander raus schnel schnel groB sheiBe kinder mahen sieg hail hande hoch halt heil hitler

>ENTSCHULDIGEN SIE BITTE?? WAS??? YOU ONLY SPEAK ZE ENGLISCH? YES YOU KANN NOT PARKEN ZERE IT IS FORBIDDEN! ZIS IS A BÜRGERSTEIG!! WAS?? NO I DONT CARE IF ZIS IS A DELIVERY VACATE ZE PREMISES OR I WILL CALL ZE POLIZEI!!!

>mein furher ze poopenfarten sieg hail schnel kinder machen groB scheiBe halt jude raus hande hoch das berlin heil hitler

>>211763851
>c'è stato un altro attentato terroristico??? è il momento di sciogliere l'AfD o qualcosa

>ZID YOU KNOW ZAT IN GERMANY WE HAVE RUHEZEITEN??? IF YOU ARE LOUDER ZHAN 50 DECIBELS AFTER 10 PM WILL CALL ZE POLIZEI!!! ORDNUNG MUSS SEIN!

>excuse me you kann not filmen me! Zis is der Datenschutz bitte delete this image from me within 30 days or I will be forced to call the Polizei!