Give me some tasty recipes that also happen to be simple and retard proof.

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You wouldn't do shit.

I went and watched the episode this scene came from and he's right. Why should people be allowed to ruin an experience you're paying a lot of money for? Is this a race thing, does /tv/ only defend this because the morons ruining everything are white?

Why are Western Bros like this? Why can't the the Chef's culinary ability just be respected for what it is?

Do you go to Italy and just drown your pasta in parmesan cheese? No it's precisely balanced by the Chef for how much cheese you need if any!

Now you wonder in your head how stupid Japanese food culture is. You can already imagine that sweaty office worker spurt wasabi on top of a cold sushi that was old about couple of days ago. Finally, this 117-centimeter sheep grumbles "aah, Kore wa ii desu" and rinses the whole indescribable fucking shit down with warm rice wine. SO FUCKING DISGUSTING!

What about lifestyle hikikomoris that boil noodles in a kettle day after day and season the whole fucking horrible mixture with onions to have some flavor (i.e. just onions). I'm saying I'm sick. It's funny seeing japanese sheep cry abotu what other eat, when they eat exactly what they can afford, the noodle, the king of the slave foods.

So Japanese cuisine is, quite frankly, just fooling around with food. Some shit algae and rice balls seasoned with fucking nothing and ramen - all the same algae shit cast in a fucking suicide forest that I wouldn't even feed to piglets. In addition, the only spice known in this country is onions, and even that is put so fucking in the dishes that testo levels would certainly drop.

As a bonus, Ramen's cooking instructions:
>noodles
>bucket of water
>pieces of meat
>oil
Mix with each other and heat gently. Serve your idiot friends while watching the Game Show.

So fucking DISGUSTING