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>>Christian Gnosis (Clement of Alexandria)
Gnostic nonsense in a toga, hard pass.
>>Desert Fathers Spirituality (Evagrius Ponticus)
Asceticism’s fine, but this smells like proto-hippie self-obsession.
>>Catholic Contemplative Tradition (Bonaventure)
Bonaventure’s solid, but his flowery mysticism’s a bit too "I’m in love with my own soul" for my taste.
>>Hesychasm (Gregory Palamas)
Cool aesthetics, but it’s just repackaged Eastern mysticism with a cross slapped on.
>>Chivalry (Wolfram von Eschenbach)
Chivalry’s noble, but this is pure larping.
>>Christian Alchemy (George Ripley)
Ripley’s just a wizard wannabe cloaking his nonsense in Christian jargon.
>>Rhineland Mysticism (Meister Eckhart)
Eckhart’s “God and I are one” shtick is a slippery slope to pantheism.
>>Christian Cabala (Johannes Reuchlin)
Reuchlin’s playing with occult fire and calling it theology. Nope.
>>Paracelsianism (Paracelsus)
His “Christian” alchemy’s just pagan quackery in a fancy hat.
>>Rosicrucianism (Robert Fludd)
Freemasons with extra Jesus sprinkles. Hard no.
>>Christian theosophy (Jakob Böhme)
Pure squizo drivel.
>>Martinism (Louise Claude de Saint-Martin)
Not even close.
>>Swedenborgianism (Swedenborg)
Straight-up Protestant fever dream.
>>Magical Idealism (Novalis)
Romanticism with a Christian filter, no substance.
>>Romanticism (Baader)
Catholicism Lite for artsy types, feels like a Pinterest board.
>>Anthroposophy (Rudolf Steiner)
Waldorf school nonsense with a Christian veneer.
>>Sophiology (Sergei Bulgakov)
Smells like goddess worship in disguise.
>>Christian Hermeticism (Valentin Tomberg)
Tomberg’s tarot-card Christianity is occult nonsense dressed up as mysticism.
>>Fourth Way (Boris Mouravieff)
Gurdjieff’s cult with extra Bible quotes. Total scam.
>>Christian Traditionalism (Jean Borella)
Guénon but with a rosary. Meh.
>>Divine Love (James Padgett)
Padgett’s “messages from Jesus” are spiritist garbage.