>gf looking a little doughy recently
>she stopped weighing herself in front of me the last few months
>KNOW she has gained weight, I can squeeze her sides now
>we still work out together every morning
>don't know how she's doing it but she's doing it
>last recorded weight I have access to she's 112lbs
>come up with a the simplest "plan" I can think up: Pretend the old scale is broken, get a new one and have her step on it to see how big she's gotten
>day of reckoning comes, put the new scale down
>"uh hey babe, hop on it I want to make sure it's accurate"
>she falls for it hook line AND sinker
>it says 110
>Me: "is that accurate?"
>Her: "Yup! Same as this morning :)"
>mfw

>>718032059
there's a spy amongst the pigs i just can't prove it yet

>>213332655
pedro is getting defensive

In retrospective, his character was actually hilarious, no wonder he is the biggest meme of 2025/

>>716152968
>I know she a horse girl, just can't prove it yet