I'm jealous of my friend. When I go out with him, I'm jealous of how easily he gets attention/laid from women. He's kind of a sex maniac and currently has 3 FWBs.

He actually says he can never get guy friends because of dudes always get jealous and he's glad that I'm not like that. But whenever I go out with him, it's so painful because he just seems to effortlessly do what is impossible to me. My confidence actually gets worse because he does this thing where he hyper-analyzes my communication with others and tells me where I went wrong. And he's usually right. But it just massively sucks and isn't really fun.

It's not to say I'm an incel/sperg. I'm not. I'm handsome, but my game is objectively bad, I mean its not TERRIBLE, because I still get contacts and stuff from women when I go out, but it usually goes nowhere. He wants to help me but also I feel like a shitty friend for being jealous of him. I feel like a lost dog following him around on nights out because eventually I just get so put out at how he goes from group to group effortlessly whereas I just see a bunch of strangers.

He wants us to travel together. I feel like it would just be him getting laid the whole time and me just listening to nearly nightly sexcapades which honeslty might just be too much. but also I recognize I am a shit person and not sure what to do. I can handle going out and having some introspection but travelling with him will feel akin to getting cucked almost I feel like

He's a good friend, and I think I can handle my ego getting slapped around for the better on an occasional night out, but I think travelling with him would destroy me.

At the same time, maybe it would be an opportunity to break out of my shell, but maybe I'm just a sperg and there is no breaking out of it for me. Idk.

This is how I can tell this site is mostly browns. And they have the audacity to get mad at us whites for saying THEY all look the same. Don't reply, I don't talk to niggers, spics, chinks, wops, irish, british, and jews.

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>>213812711
You sound gay.

>>213807420
>MILFs are 26-35 year old women
It's retards like you why I have to specify GILF in my searches when I really mean MILF.

>>21525367
Why change the diet that has kept me fit and healthy for 40 years and my ancestors alive for generations?

>>512682853
I don't consider boys who haven't reproduced as men. And, no, I do not consider using 'the economy' or 'society' as an excuse not to. Not when every childless loser I've ever met were just overgrown children that didn't like the idea of sharing their money and toys with anyone. I have 4 kids and I get to watch my childless brother, who makes more than me, inform ME how expensive it is to have kids while he gets mad at my kids for trying to play with his Funko Pop toys that he has all over his walls alongside all his action figures and video games.

>>21524224
>The restaurant never got a chance to make things right
Cope that shitty owners say. Your chance to make things right was the first time. Why the fuck should a customer be fine with paying for shit service? Why the fuck is it expected of the customer to give you a second chance when you already proved to them not to be trusted?

>>213528724
I can't stop seeing the nig giving the McChicken a dickin every time I think about this sandwich. I have yet to eat another since.

>>23080768
I don't have to count calories or keep track of calories burnt because I'm not a fatss with zero self control.

>>213502729
Oxymoron

>>213501047
How can he see his own reflection?