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Damn today was way easier than yesterday
>>538512207
>TFW just keep cranking out short, fluffy brown-haired, thick eyebrowed chubby autistic girls
I swear... I swear I've got more girl types in me...
>>538046657
>You're getting people with deep cultural knowledge of the obscure rural town you're referencing in your card
>Meanwhile in my recent comm I've had so many people not know what Cullver's is that I have to put out a disclaimer that the girl's stomach is not, in fact, swollen with actual concrete
It's not FUCKING fair....
>>536653295
This, but unironically. I'm thinking about quitting, too. Maybe I'll just watch the anime or something.

>>536653339
>Do fun builds and fuck the "meta" its so overrated, its beyond sad.
>Nothing is funnier than watching every lemming trainer activating these skills and then losing anyways.
>Just do you and dont worry about it.

Don't fucking lie to him, anon. I hit a 45 loss streak using A-rank horses while just "doing me". And that's when "me" includes Gold Ship and Oguri Cap.
>>533914871
I feel the same with Uma Musume, it's clear they really do their research on these horses and the real racehorse's stories are super interesting, but I just can't get into it.
>>531788987
10000% this. At least the other sloppers in the thread clean theirs up and make it in a style that looks plausibly human (usually). That shit is like if someone dug up the old NovelAI leak and rawdogged it.
Man, rerolling really puts into perspective just how illegal these rates should be. It's insane that you can do this shit 80 rolls at a time every 2-3 minutes and still only get like, 2 kitasans in half an hour.
>All this Cygames bootlicking
It's amazing how hard you people fight against your own best interest just for the sake of being contrarian. If everyone was advising people to not shoot their own balls off, you fuckers would be proudly posting pictures of your own ruptured testes to own the ball-havers.
>>531355918
What would Oguri Cap's asshole be like? Let's take some factors into consideration. First, her diet. Horses have a digestion time of 72 hours, belonging to a group of non-ruminant, fermentation-based anaerobic digesters known as hindgut digesters. They don't produce as much gas as ruminants, but still produce far more than other animals of comparable size.

Given this, her asshole would likely be highly fragrant, ripe with the scent of fermented carrots, hamburger (Likely rotting by that point), and the sickly, almost lawn-clippings-left-to-rot stench of however much grass she horfs down on a daily basis, as well as sweat from all her races, left to anaerobic bacteria, giving it a more "swamp ass" scent than "regular sweat" one.

Appearance-wise, it's gonna be cute. Because she's cute. A small, pink hole, normal, tight pucker. But susceptible to irritation, blocked hair follicles, etc. due to the aforementioned swamp ass. You should work diligently, preferably with your tongue, to assure any Umamusume's anal health, but especially Oguri Cap's.