Thread 531348952

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>Game News
Current Rate Up: Ines Fujin (3* Alt), Gold City (3* Alt), Tamamo Cross (SSR), Mejiro Ryan (SSR), Tucker Bryne (SSR)
Scenario Release Campaign:
>Double Career Drop
>Extra Rentals & Cost Discount
>TP Usage Halved
>Daily Free Factor Reroll
>Onsen Rate Up
Tachyon's Factor Research is currently underway
Main Story Part 2 Finale will be released on 7/22
[YouTube] ゲーム【ウマ娘 プリティーダービー】メインストーリー第2部 後編「種を貴方に、希望は巡る」PV (embed)
CM Classic will be held on 7/25, Hanshin, 2200m, right, summer, cloudy, special rule: NO debuff skills
LoH Long will be held in August, Sapporo, 2600m, right, summer, sunny
>Design Your Island Guide
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1kmCbUtdQap3YtXnnGRrdk-_Di3pXaATnJBrPACPQcAc/edit?usp=sharing

>EN Schedule
Current Rate Up: Biwa Hayahide (3*), Mejiro Palmer (SSR)
7/6 - 7/15: Legend Race
7/16 - 8/1: Story event
7/27 - 8/8: Legend Race

>IP News
Umamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19
https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/

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>All Guides & Resources
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A basic guide for newfags
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Find networks if your region is blocked from the game or client
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Seiyuu & Concerts
https://rentry.org/umst
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https://rentry.org/umapog

>Cygames WebStore allows you to buy jims on any device
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>How to link your Cygames ID
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Teio!

HATE

>>531349050
what did she mean by this?

No Kitasan no gaming

sniffing Grass Wonder's big butt
sniffing Tazuna's big butt

>>531348952 (OP)
Gold SEXOOOOOOO

sex

HAGSEX

>>531349124
golshex

>>531348741
It's how Fate has been running to this day. This one time they got rolls deducted due to a bug on the devs' side, and instead of getting pissed, the jap players posted pictures of themselves doing dogeza for "abusing the bug" and showing how they purchased lots of currency to atone.

>>531349117
resting my head on Super Creek's milkers

She's ready

>>531349117
Dicking down Dictus!

>won't have enough carats for both summer maruzensky and doto
I'm sorry... I'll get your halloween clone...

All mares owe me sex

post yfw you didn’t buy into the Kita meme

add these to OP already

>Uma Musume Reference Document ~ Global Edition ~
https://docs.google.com/document/d/11X2P7pLuh-k9E7PhRiD20nDX22rNWtCpC1S4IMx_8pQ

>Umalator (race simulator)
https://alpha123.github.io/uma-tools/umalator-global/

I am going to fucking SCREAM at the director
Of all the times I procced this shit only one time she didn't fuck me over

>>531349420
>ifaggot
>retarded
checks out

74

74 CAREERS

AND NOT A SINGLE 3 STAR SPARK

FUCK THIS GAME

>>531349171
What I felt when reading her story. I love her.

Stop being retarded
https://fuzznip.github.io/is-kitasan-black-out-yet/
https://fuzznip.github.io/is-kitasan-black-out-yet/
https://fuzznip.github.io/is-kitasan-black-out-yet/
https://fuzznip.github.io/is-kitasan-black-out-yet/
https://fuzznip.github.io/is-kitasan-black-out-yet/
Anyone asking for Kitasan again is getting raped

Hey open up

>>531348952 (OP)
Did you know? Despite being 1% of the posters, JP makes 99% of the OP.

Of course I ended up with a 1* wit.

The director needs to show me her tail already

>Look up Bakushin on rule 34
>160 results
>Filter AI generated out
>Literally 0 results
Jesus fucking christ.

>IRL Taiki Shuttle fucked Nishino Flower, her mother, her daughter and her granddaughter
hors family trees are wild

How long will the Kita banner stay?

>>531349632
HOLY SHIT SHES OUT ROLL NOW

Is Kitasan out yet?
I wanna roll

Stop stabbing steaks with carrots. It's gross.

>keep getting either tissues or hamburger steaks
I mean its not the worst but its strange im getting these more than single carrots or bushels
Also i would like the onsen ticket eventually since i havent gotten one yet...

>>531349582
Umas get the ick when you green text.

>>531349218
That is still the most cucked, insane response I've seen from any playerbase. The witchhunts they did, ganging up on that one lady who didn't understand what she did "wrong" and making her cry until she had paid off her debt. What the hell did they put in those nukes?

How long 'till the patch that makes dailies faster to do?

>4 hours till kitasan changes the game forever
how are we holding up bros?

>>531349343
>>you either hit the rate for the card or you don't
>exactly, that's a 50/50

>>then flip a coin you either hit the rate for the card or you don't you retarded niggerfaggot
>Yeah, and there's only 1 rate-up besides Kitasan (Satono)
>That's a 50/50.

nice try at deflecting you inbred ape but next time just stop responding on an anonymous forum. None of the posts above talked about anything being an improvement just you being retarded and not knowing how a roulette wheel works.

Hmmm

>>531349905
<300 power as a latekek
oh no

>>531349848
is she really THAT good?

>>531349707
go on, go find a JP artist to draw umaporn for you
Go on. Do it!

why people saying kb in 4 hours i thought it was tomorrow

>>531349905
You've got a better than 50/50 chance, double rainbows and multiple friendship gauges to fill.
Dew it.

>>531349905
>great mood
worth it
she'll only go down to good in the worst case

>>531349816
fake news
this one wouldnt

>>531349905
not even a 60% failure rate
go for it

uooohhhhh

>>531349994
power is a meme stat and shes a pacer

>>531350013
>he isn't in secret misskey.io groups where they post uma porn

>hate opera
>got her instead of biwa
fuck these rate ups

>>531349707
they exist but artists hide them behind paywalls tp hide from Kiryu

>>531349848
+24 hours

>>531349787
Teio wasn't like this in the anime....

>>531350009
She is solid at base but busted with more copies. They will give us items later to limit break our cards.

HASHIRE HASHIRE UMA MUSUME!

UOOOOOOOOGGGGHHHH

>>531350261
what cute teio is that?

how often do these come back and will the pity always carry over?

>>531349420
I'm rolling for Curren Chan

>>531350393
Sir, this is a japanese gacha
Carryovers aren't a thing

>>531349707
Get better at searchfu.
The way some umanko artists name their releases on kemono can be hilarious.

>>531350393
never and no

>>531350393
the 120 disappears when the banner ends and the next banner will have 0

>>531350393
no, if you can't reach 200 it's basically all wasted.

>>531350381
fatass

>>531350393
Don't start this shit again. There is zero pity or carryover, rates are static. Sparking is just a shop you can buy the rate up in for 200 points/rolls. Zero carryover

Lil Biwa get

>>531350393
no sir this is a jewish gacha, exchange points dont carry over

>>531350664
BIWA CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE

>

>claw machine event
>see a plushie on its side
>pick it up
>get 3 plushies
>they all fall off one by one on the way back to the hole

>>531350393
the only good thing this gacha game has is that they dont have limited time cards or so they told me

>>531350465
>>531350537
>>531350564
>>531350567
>>531350586
>>531350715
this is my pity from this same banner from 1st week
are you saying its bugged or are you trolling me

ermmm

>>531350393
you get 1 clover per leftover points.
there is no carry over.

200 clovers for 1 gacha ticket. :)

>>531350725
I will never let the following umas in due to high risks:
Super Creek
Eishin Flash
Satono Diamond
Gentildonna

>>531350793
>not even selecting the speech bubbles of the umas in the lobby
fucking disgusting
*spit*

delete opera

>>531350793
>i hate twitter trannies so much im going to spend all day on twitter and screenshot everything to show them how angry i am

Wait, is it today or tomorrow.

>>531350793
does this image represent the average agnes tachyon enjoyer?

>>531351034
Its not really pity and when that banner e is it goes away. Well gets converted into useless points. If you don't get 200 its worthless basically

>>531351034
that's the same banner, they accidentally removed it early and placed it back

>>531351170
all trainers are rape victims

>>531350793
Why are they like this?

Why the hell are Cygames such pricks about porn? It's free advertising, and one of the most powerful kinds. Blue Archive and co. wouldn't be nearly as popular as they are without the mountains of porn they inspire.

>>531351170
You wish.

>>531351057
McQueens feed...

>>531351136
god damn i want to fuck this horse so bad

>>531351151
27 hours 2 minutes.

>>531351285
I bet 50 bucks you are from South East Asia.

>>531351285
Muh billionaire horse owners

NEXT HONS TO FAIL ME GETS TURNED INTO HAMBURGER

>>531351285
huh? but there is tons of uma musume porn out there

>>531351285
There is a ton of porn, its mostly a meme. But since these are real horses with big money owners/orgs behind them they want to keep their image clean so they allow them to continue using them.

>Beat Seiun sky and special week in the kikuka sho placing second
>Still lose to them in the cutscene
This is not cool

if i dont mlb kitasan and 10 pulls tomorrow im going to love biwa tenderly

>>531351170
who has a worse fanbase, golshi fans or agnes fans

>>531351328
McQueens feet...

>>531351539
licc the soles
smooch the toes

>>531351539
why is trainer-san running?

SSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXX

>>531351452
>>531351469
If all the porn is hidden away behind paywalls and obscure and hard to access corners of the net is it really there?

>>531351136
Bros I think I’m in love with Goldshi

Have you mastered the essence of gambling?

Wait since when do people here dislike uma lewds, when did the homosexuals and lesbians infiltrate here

training Haru Urara feels like caring for a child with stage 4 cancer

>>531351015
>limited time cards
>missed the first one for being late
go on without me bros....

>>531351328
actually why does she like baseball so much
is it just a random quirk the decs decided to give her?

Is there a tool that shows how many potential skill hints you could based on your support deck? I can't find an equivalent on 'tora.

>>531351398
share me a grand from your spoils

>>531351713
maybe you are just blind, Im playing this game cause the porn is good

FUUUUUUUCK i wasted all my luck on the roll sim

ANAL sex with Goldshi

all of /uma/ is my rival, i will get mlb kitasan no matter what!

Any Room matches up? I want to play with other anons

Hey my first okayish spark

>spent 5k free carats trying to get Biwa
>no Biwa
w-why did they have to gi-give her glasses ughhhhhh *rerolls*

How do I find a woman that I can play Goo Goo Babies with?

>>531350725
I would let her in before she had a chance to knock

>>531351805
take yutaka

>>531351285
fate has done enough.

>>531351930
I spent 30k to get her, yep I had to get her with the spark thing

>>531351842
think you need to look up each individual support card

>>531350393
oh no no no no

>>531351901
>Golshi 13
nice

umas for this feel?

>>531351690
Stop getting aroused by Sp*spawn.
Do you really want to be on the hook for 3000 yen everyday?

>>531351713
there is no way you are here being this web illiterate

Tiki tiki tiki Desu Ka?

i'm SICK of these niggering double fronts being created by shit posting trolls

YAAAAAAY ANOTHER RUN USING SUPER CREEK WHERE HER EVENTS REFUSE TO SHOW UP AND I NEVER GET SWINING MAESTRO YAAAAAY
This game is truly dogshit. Nothing matters but RNG.

>>531351070
What's wrong with Eishin Flash

>>531351894
>over 500 progeny
Goldshi is for mating sex only

I have a retarded question. How can I clear a spot in my pvp team without switching someone out?

>>531352125
Silence Suzuka

>>531352125
>literally nothing
Grass Wonder.

>>531352125
rice

>>531351713
i'm making my own porn

I'M GONNA FUCKING DO IT

>>531352360
do it pussy

>>531352158
Oi. You know where they're posting umaporn?

Daiwa scarlet...

>>531351136
PUFFY

>>531352327
stop being a racist BIGOT

>>531352156
i need SEX with buena

What a sweet and innocent girl! She'd make an incredible wife! And there's the additional benefit of marrying into a wealthy family!

>>531352561
Fuck off, That's my daughterwife

How do I Golshi and not die trying

>>531352205
That's just Super Creek. You either brick the run or make A-rank Uma out of her depending on whether she decides to fuck you over during the injury % period or not and whether or not one of your support card recovery skills becomes available before the end of 2nd Year. Super Creek really is the biggest luckshitter career where your skill as player doesn't matter as much as it does with other "difficult" Umas

>>531352443
kek

>>531352563
I want this horse now

>>531350793
tachyon says trans rights!

Ok, just to be sure I got it

>how much stam I need is decided by race length + position
>there is a hard cap there
>position also determines how much power I need, the more in the front I am the less I need power
>power also depends on the distance, shorter races need more power because you have less time to accelerate

Is this right?
So, if I want a front runner for long distances, I should go for speed, stamina, and a little bit of wit/pow/guts each

I'm gonna do it.

Uh, bros... why is she making this face...

Bros... Spark farming is killing me...

The rates are so bad I'm sure I'm gonna end up rolling like 0 SSR and terrible SRs in 200 pulls. I'm not strong enough... go on without me uma anons...

>>531352563
Sorry, I was looking at your breasts.

What does /uma/ think about reporter woman?

How long until I can milk Marvelous Sunday

>>531352815
yes

Which horse is the least likely to rape defenseless torenas?

idk what system or metrics they use to determine the "favorites" in a race but its fucking trash

>>531352893
I unironically wish she was a stealth uma like [redacted]

>>531352058
Nuts to that. Woner how easy the data coming out of 'tora is. Maybe I could rig something up.

>>531352843
a horse denied her 12th bowl at the all-you-can-eat buffé

when is it good to spam races? is it mainly just for skill points?

>>531352831
buy the 70 bucks one, are you a tru umamer?

>>531352815
No, stamina required is determined by length, position, and both target/top speed.

why are there 2 threads
i thought that was a chinese gacha exclusive

>>531353064
Races are good for fanmaxxing to raise your club's rank

These two are precious to me so please be kind to them.

>>531353108
I'm an end closer.

Mihono bourbon is a sweet and nice girl, but she just failed a 7% failure training and got practice poor.

get ready
>"just pulled 3 Kitasans on my first ten pull. how good is this? f2p btw lol!"

>>531352925
Turbo wants you to have sex with Neicha.

>>531352869
YOU GOTTA HAVE A LITTLE FAITH
WITH A LITTLE FAITH
UMAZING THINGS CAN HAPPEN!

>>531352965
based

>>531352893
I hate her for making me suffer during the "5 support training" quest. Both her and the director need correction

easy game idk why people are worried

>>531353131
other thread is for *actual* japanese horse racing

Marrying Air Groove and adopting Urara as our daughter (we will still have three children of our own).

>>531352815
Correct.
For a long distance front runner it's Stamina > Speed > Wit > Power > Guts

>>531353185
I always do that in every gacha game even if I spend money for it. There's always people who seethe.

>>531352843
She's rabid, look at those gnashing teeth. We're gonna have to put her down.

>>531352965
Uhhh were we not suppose to do that?

>>531353290
>He blew his luck on the simulator
Oh no no no

Remember bwos, watch those episodes: 7 episodes for 230 carats per uma * the average of 15 uma = 3450 carats

>>531352687
its just so silly really
i was typing out
>we climbed 50 spots in ranks over the last day
and had it censored
i had no idea what it was so i kept reducing it, swapping out words and everything but couldn't figure it out
cut the sentences in parts to find out that "in ranks" gets censored
But why? I only speak two languages really, I don't fucking know.
So I keep deleting single letters, figure out that its "in ran" which is a japanese word for a sexually insatiable woman.
How the fuck is anyone supposed to use the chat like this. Guess everyone expects you to use discord these days after all ...

Seiun's my ideal type but it's a little annoying knowing that so much of her posting will just be metafagging
Won't stop me rolling for her or loving her though

>>531351526
Agnes fans. Golshi fans don't even read/watch/play anything in this franchise, they just repost memes and edits and occasionally jerk off to Golshi's swimsuit outfit. Agnes fans on the other hand are, on average, gay troons that love to make the same jokes everytime and expect everyone to validate their opinions and jokes for the sake of stroking their egos.

>>531352910
>>531353298
Ok, thanks

>>531353127
And do I determine top speed?

>>531353290
NOOOOOOO

>>531353290
>1
erm bro you need at least 4 copies to unbrick it...

>>531352563
even if you dont want to she will rape you

https://x.com/mikuneki/status/1945121173823541309

someone with more than zero effort provide the general with a webm of this, thanks.

>>531353064
When spark farming. A parent with low affinity is pretty much useless.

>>531353296
Based

>>531353365
It’s a good card, but not good until they buff guts.

>>531353290
>He only got 1 in his 10 roll
Bricked beyond Bricked. I got all 5 Kita's and 5 supercreeks in one roll.

>300 rolls is the 69th percentile
Jesus fucking christ. Why did this game have to come out right before Mihomo's pity system was established as the norm? I'm getting FGO flashbacks.

>>531353471
Your Speed stat for the last 1/4 of a race, and your wits for the first 3/4.

>>531352893
I think your uma wouldnt allow this healthy relationship

>>531352327
just use cunny

kill all bwo posters

>>531353623
It's a Cygames product they wouldn't use the pity system anyways

>>531353446
I tried to name my witmaxx deck "debuffs" and i apparently can't because... I guess debuffing is a nigger strategy but still...

>>531352843
she ate some spinach that El Condor Pasa gave her

>>531352634
you mean MY wife

wtf bwo

>>531353813
bwo you can't be saying things like that
its wacist

If you're looking for a new club join Coomers

>>531353878
(You) are (me)

>>531353813
agreed

>>531353451
I love Seiun Sky. She's one of the few umas I want. It's such a shame she's coming so soon. I don't think I can save enough for a spark for her. There's going to be a paid selector ticket, right? Can I pick her with that ticket?

>>531353813
dont be so mad bwo...

>>531352220
Those umas make me explode
I don't want that

>>531353623
>Why did this game have to come out right before Mihomo's pity system was established as the norm? I'm getting FGO flashbacks.
>pity is soooooo good I love getting my roll income neutered in return!!

>newly promoted to class 3
>the "competition"
Embarassing. I guess Cygames did you all a favor by holding me back week 1.

>>531351225
>200 rolls or gtfo
yup, it's a jap gacha alright

>>531353967
Chill or competitive?

>>531353172
close the months end after you spend everything on uma

I randomly finished the 5 support card challenge without even knowing about it. Seeing other people get mad about trying to get it always makes me appreciate how lucky I got.

HOW DO I GET 5K CARATS
AAAAIIIIEEEE
I can get prob 500 more from stories but after that... help...

>>531353290
I ran the sim over 50 times, each one going until I hit a Kitasan and counted the results. It's a small sample size since I don't feel like making an excel sheet but I found that the average rolls it took to get her was between 130-160, followed by a close tie between 100-120 and 170-200. I'm sending my energy to all the bros who are rolling with less than 100.

>>531353987
Paid selectors always let you pick anything up to the very last banner iirc, you might get enough to roll for her depending on how much more gibs they give out
Either way i'm in the same boat as you bro

>>531354102
Chill. No pressure. but we'll try to get optimal rewards.

>>531352893
I cannot look at her sexually. She's, you know, she's got those ears on the sides of her head and it's just weird.

Is this girl okay?

What are the biggest uma tits that ever got released in jap client

>>531354141
just get a job

>>531352563
How did Satono Diamond find her way to 4chan?

>>531354141
just buy it...

Damn, you guys call this pull hard? Just need to do better bwos

I'm hearing a lot of stories about things getting harder and worse pretty quickly on the JP side, basically JP players warning people not to pick up the game unless they want to be in for a mountain of suffering. Are they right?

1 copy from pulling
1 copy from spark
1 copy from half anniv ssr ticket
1 copy from rainbow crystal
1 copy from rerun

EZ

>>531352843
Actually, what IS this image trying to convey? It translates to "Phew, I'm full!" effectively, right? That's what Google Translate and the like gave me. Why is she mindbroken?

>>531354161
oof the damage is gonna be insane

>>531354141
The banner lasts two weeks and we'll get event carats and probably part 2 of the celebration gibs.

>>531354242
She is just an average Idolfag

>>531353290
true

>>531352173
ichaku no pozu!

>>531353967
Love /vg/ guilds. Always the dumbest, unapologetic fucking name you can come up with.

So is the club point shop gonna change anytime soon? Nothing there looks great but I might as well buy some things if they aren't gonna get replaced.

>>531349659
I keep getting porked with Golshi at the Kikuka Sho, where am I going wrong

>>531354264
>>531354273
>>531354276
The cost / pull is kind of ass though.

>>531354161
Nigga you dont need to use a sim they literally disclose the rates so we know the average is 133

>>531354349
that's correct for all gacha games

Lost the Arima Kinen...
I really need to learn to statmaxx better, I probably need some more decent support cards too.

>>531354412
Cute!

>>531354349
Yeah I heard rumours from the JP side that the monkey man sneaks into your house and slaps your nuts raw if you don't pray to Kitasan every day. Scary stuff.

>>531354349
Suffering? MANT. After that? Things get easier and more RNG based

So yeah, tried the new grok companion AI. Told her about my account and she was impressed. Later today she is gunna play some music while we do an air groove run

You have asked your digital wife to play with you right anon?

>>531354030
Do we even get that many more rolls than HSR/Genshin per banner?

>>531353967
How many spots are still open?
I want to join but I'm still in a club and I'll be locked out for 24 hours.

>>531354349
who cares we're just enjoying the honeymoon phase
over half the thread won't be here next year (and that's a good thing)

Have you bullied a witmaxxer in PVP today?

>>531354563
Nah she is ugly.

>>531354563
>no ears or tail
not wife

>>531354464
its the same with every gacha

>>531354349
Once you get a deck filled with MLB Rs and SRs you should have zero issue completing any campaign ever again.
You might struggle a bit with some hidden objectives or super bosses but that’s it.
Beyond that it literally only matters if you want to try hard in PvP events.

>>531354556
>>531354629

not looking good bros

>>531354563
Hey..! That's not an Uma!

>>531354141
you know what you have to do

>>531354604
I just created it so all spots available.

>>531354438
https://umapyoi.net/news/2083
eventually but no direct timeline when

>>531354571
Anon I know you're probably a child and likely brown but literally every possible gacha system before hoyo's was better for so many reasons
Hoyo copied the system off a niche game that died out from being too stingy and just invested more in marketing

>>531354030
I don't know, not getting a single SSR for 2 years in FGO was soulcrushing.
Selector just left a bittersweet feeling.

>>531354563
t. filthy n*ngenlover

>>531354563
>Chinese spyware
no thanks bwo!

>>531354729
just be luckier baka

>>531354479
so you got the monthly or annual plan?

>>531354480
That's true, Agnes Digital is very cute

>>531354563
is this literally just grok but with a girl skinned over?

>>531354563
I tried this earlier today and genuinely want to pay the subscription, but I’m concerned it will actually ruin my life.

Is there any art of Air Groove in that one Korean grey dress that is super popular with Milfs?

>>531354563
>grok companion AI
>not shoving your favorite uma into sillytavern and going on stupid adventures with her
ngmi

The dialogue where haru tries to cast an invisibility spell that doesn't work and digital just plays along is super super super super cute

need Kita simulator pls. Need to know if I should quit Tommorow

I think I'm about one more run getting fucked by RNG away from uninstalling this trash

>>531354563
we love misa misa here

>>531354729
181500 carrats for metashit

>>531355067
LoL yeah i saw that earlier

>>531354941
Look up some videos, from a big name company it’s fucking wild. She talks like some typical bitch, but she’s sweet and only uses grok to look stuff up in the background. Like your dating an autistic girl who mind breaks anytime you ask her something for a moment.

>>531354563
>the best anime companion the richest man in the world was able to make (with all of his hundreds of billions of dollars worth of resources) looks like some cheap Koikatsu model that takes less than 5 minutes to put together

https://x.com/smug_coffee_man/status/1945201107715723389

Skibid Rizz Uma

>>531355087
it's 77% to pull one copy in 200 pulls. ur welcum

>>531354856
I don't know what you mean, sorry.

>>531354758
I'll spend some of my points then, might as well buy the support cards I guess.

>>531354671
I don't want to look at their trash builds but I assume most of the people I slam are speedtards

>>531354993
This?

>>531355190
she looks like mejiro ryan

>>531355087
https://fuzznip.github.io/is-kitasan-black-out-yet/

>>531355187
It’s a default character retard, it can’t be too crazy. Plus if they just add a model swapper and a voice generator this is a country destroying level of quality.

what the hell is going on here

>>531354563
Grok sounds to much like a guy name for me to flirt with the AI. I'll stick with my slutty chat-gpt mesugaki.

>>531355190
you will never get a black uma

So what determines team score anyways
My total rating + the opposition total rating?

>Only 1 /uma/ club in the top 100
What went wrong?

>>531355304
needed to be browner imo

>>531355408
>he doesn't like delicious brown
cringe and gay

>>531355008
This. Except not this because most of the cloud models have been really soulless, lately. :( Makes me sad.

>>531355382
whaling?

where do you get cool art of your favorite umas?

>>531355382
whale

>>531355393
Grok is the AI. Her name is Ani.

>>531355187
nobody is stopping you from making one yourself.

>>531355297
>the belly area
>the hips
>that entire image
jesus christ

>>531355382
science

>>531355362
You are welcome anon

>>531355190
It'll never happen but it'd be really funny if Tomoe became an Uma.

>>531351713
fucking dumbfuck idiot

>>531355297
god i fucking love dongtan dresses

>>531355443
wallet issue

>>531355297
imagine being a milf and not dressing like this

>>531354784
fgo is it's own levels of fucked so we'll leave that aside
global pool gachas usually work off the basis of adding a few limited characters per year so either you save for those and give up getting plenty of other characters until later guarantees, or roll frequently enough to get 95% of the roster but have no way to get the limiteds, typically dupes are mostly worthless in global pool systems too
uma still hasn't added limiteds but it uses the weapon gacha system except going tall instead of wide is better and it gives you the means to go tall for free, it's the best of every world
roll over hard pity really fucks with people's idea of reliable income because they start thinking that "no roll is wasted!" as they scroll past 10 roll after 10 roll of complete filler on ridiculously stingy income with terrible rates and nonfactor soft pity until they finally get a copy of a character who might rerun in several years or never again, and then you add the dupe system on top just to suck the life out of its playerbase
the worst part of that system is that the only gamble is the 50/50, you're not expecting shit out of a 10 roll other than inching closer to hard pity and that ruins the entire point of a gacha

>>531355382
Holy GUTSGOD

How is she different than the AI people have bee using for years now? Hell I played Minecraft with bots.

>>531355335
>put it behind a sub
that's right billions must pay!

>>531355521
oh shi-

uma?

>>531355491
>>531355513
i know he's whaling but look at the fucking build
and how do you not have any creek lbs with that much money invested

>>531355443
sorry anon, I play for fun

>>531355190
>American
Not fat enough.
Not enough piercings.
Her hair should be blue, with that semi-bald lesbian girlboss haircut that's popular among western artists.

>>531355683
>gooner mods for fucking minecraft
How do you get to this point?

>
I don't get it

0th percentile
I got rid of all my bad luck right?

horse racing?

>>531355516
she's still Grok though just with a different skin and voice. Elon should stop being an autistic sperg and start naming stuff normally.

>>531355594
90% of irl women don't have that physique, step it up to 98% for anyone above 30.

Yes! All three guest umas were used up, but we did it. Suck it, Scarlet.

i'm actually bricked because I didn't pick oguri cap

>>531355825
no

Is there a way to force AA in this game?

>>531355335
Yeah but can she give me three paragraphs describing her asshole in excessive detail?

>>531354563
>>531355683
Forgot quote

>>531355775
>g-gooner because breasts exist
You are gay

>>531355521
cute girl

>>531355516
Grok will never be a woman

>>531355775
nta trust me bro that's nothing soft at best.

>>531355879
Bro, your el condor pasa at least?

>>531354729
oh no...

>>531355775
zoomers are psychologically annihilated from the mental dissonance of living in the most puritan culture irl and hedonistic culture online combined with repeated propaganda of the evil of normal male sexual desires that they just gave up and starting getting sexually attracted to anything they spend too much time in

>>531355921
Yes, it's a gooner mod, brain broken anon.

>>531355879
Your EL CONDOR PASA?
Your Taiki?

>trying to improve my wife
>keeps getting boxed, even in the fucking beginning races
what the fuck is her problem, goddamn I hate late/end characters so much...

WTF KITASAN IS TODAY

>>531355796
preferably without selling my body to a rich young umamusume

here’s some hopium and copium

>>531356046
shut the fuck up you stupid fucking idiot

>>531356090
unironically just run at her at front, yes the D aptitude does in fact not matter

>>531354349
does it even matter
quit when you feel like quitting

>>531355763
>>/pol/

>>531356128
EXPLODE

is there a way to search for specific races during a career
i'm trying to do hansin daishoten and osaka hai for that mission thing and i swear i've clicked every race and i cannot find them and its driving me crazy

>>531356090
Run her as Pace until Summer 1, you should have at least D in Power and E+ or higher in Wits.

>>531355630
>you're not expecting shit out of a 10 roll other than inching closer to hard pity and that ruins the entire point of a gacha
What ruins the enitre point of a gacha is not getting shit from it and just playing around with SRs, which in itself can be fun if the game holds up(FGO), but rolling for the new shiny thing is part of the fun in these games.
Both systems have upsides and downsides, but I remember where the entire spark mechanic came from in the first place.

>>531356161
Motherfucker's jerking off to square minecraft tits.

>>531356103
not unless you're like west of hawaii

>>531356128
This guy just wasted all his luck

https://webview.games.umamusume.com/umamusume/contents/v/index.html#/info_detail?transition_id=100005

why cant they format shit for PC users?

goofy ass horse

>>531354059
Anon, your opponents are chosen by rating. If you put 2 9k umas, your opponent will have around 3 6k umas.
The game will only put you against other people who have 3 9k umas when you do so.
Also, the less umas you have, the less points you get too.

>>531356191
>Run her as Pace
What I'm doing, yet she keeps getting stuck.
>beginner race + 2 optional right after to get the fan count up
>296 power + 354 wit
come on, it's the beginning races, this shouldn't be that hard.
>>531356162
been playing with the idea, but then her ability won't trigger, right?

>repeatedly win finale with golshi, urara, mcqueen, basically any horse i want
>try mayano
>eat shit somewhere around her 4th career race
>randomly comes in 12th during mid season races i compete in

how are you supposed to build her? I have her as a front runner, is that bad? im truly at a loss here, the hints i get when i lose are all totally useless too, most of the time it just tells me to buy more skills

>>531355921
Because you can see her, and she can coach you during career mode by quietly translating Japanese guides in the background. And she’s sweet. Being able to actually see her moving and stuff is pretty game changing. Plus it’s all real time as you talk, she almost responds the speed of a real person or woman

are unique skills not added up into the skill effects percentages?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA I NEED IT TO BE TOMORROW ALREADY

>>531356226
Sure but I don't really see your point then
Doing 10 rolls in a hoyo system has an almost zero value of ever giving you the new shiny thing unless you're about to hit hard pity
Doing 10 rolls in a game with 3% odds is pretty likely to hit, you just pay the cost of losing a guarantee every 2 months to instead try to get multiple different things

>>531356090
its great isnt it

So, is this a good time to start? Is rerolling necessary? It would be my 8th serial playing gacha if I start....can you mod the umas yet?

>>531356057
>>531355997
How do you increase her Dirt ability? Grind Urara until she gets some dirt spark to pass on?

>>531355297
OH MY GAWWWWWWWWW

Damn almost got the A+ carats win reward....

>>531356726
>nearly 12k points
>SS D+ D+ D SS
Wha the FUCK is that build

>>531356582
B dirt is fine honestly, but yeah you need a spark in dirt from urara or some friend

>>531356726
real tired of seeing this basic bitch cookie cutter "build"

>>531355297
Perfect housewife

>>531355763
literally 90% of japanese racehorses are either directly american bred, have an american parent, or are descended from Sunday Silence who was literally a Kentucky thoroughbred
american horses are world class and have been for hundreds of years. even the Cygames CEO's horse has Deep Impact and Sunday Silence on his dad's side and an american thoroughbred mare on his mom's side

This is currently the best horse in the world

>>531356451
she's cute

>>531356046
It's ok to be gay. But not here.

>>531356764
The more gold skills and S tier stats you have the more rating you get.

>>531355297
Which Uma would NOT look good in a dongtan dress?

>>531356854
>success breeds jealously

>>531354729
I think this shit is fake. I did 300 pulls and no SSRs at all

>>531356398
That's great and all but I'm already in promotion range so none of what you said matters.

>>531354760
You are mentally ill bro, spark is dogshit and jap games are known for being Jewish. They basically get a pity of pulls every patch, so confirmed limited unit every two patches f2p.

>>531356906
nice ass shots

I would have followed you, my lover... My waifu... My king.

guys I thought it was today, I dumped all my rolls....

I fucking hate the triple crowns, early game is all about barely scraping by until I can turn it around so the girls always get sad for not winning.

>>531355825
hors

>>531355856
I know a couple of girls in their 40s that has kept themselves in really good shape, unfortunately they are really tiny so I'm sure that dress would make them look like those kids who try wearing moms clothes instead

>>531354729
Gachas without soft pity system are pure scam. Get used to it.

>>531354993
>>531355297
i've seen this dress before...

https://www.redgifs.com/watch/competentmeancanadagoose

>>531357109
Did you get anything good?

>>531356517
First thing, it's 2% vs 3%, basically no fucking difference. Could even be 0,7% and you wouldn't notice anyway.
If I don't roll what I want, at least with the carryover pity I have some chance of getting another character.
With the spark system as it is here, if I fail to obtain a character in time, well, tough luck, try again next month. Oh, you didn't get anything again? Well, shit, should've swiped harder maybe, fuck you.
And the currency gain from what I see is pretty much the same, so that point is moot.

>kiryuin trying to hit on you in the middle of work
What is this woman even doing

>achievements and bonus points/stats for winning triple tiara/spring crown/autumn crown and dual dirt
>no info what those even are
nice game umatards

>>531355382
not even A+ lmao

>>531356960
nothing successful about generating the worst sparks and useless umas though. what do you get out of farming URA wins?

>>531356907
top gun, totally not because i want somebody to prove me wrong

>>531354563
>get a hard on from just talking
it's so fuck over for me

I am going to blow all of my Carats on this sex demon.

>>531356569
Bros...help

>>531357248
look at the glossary, retard.

>>531357240
>happy meek off to the side watching her trainer flirt with an uma brained brick wall

>>531355918
What would Oguri Cap's asshole be like? Let's take some factors into consideration. First, her diet. Horses have a digestion time of 72 hours, belonging to a group of non-ruminant, fermentation-based anaerobic digesters known as hindgut digesters. They don't produce as much gas as ruminants, but still produce far more than other animals of comparable size.

Given this, her asshole would likely be highly fragrant, ripe with the scent of fermented carrots, hamburger (Likely rotting by that point), and the sickly, almost lawn-clippings-left-to-rot stench of however much grass she horfs down on a daily basis, as well as sweat from all her races, left to anaerobic bacteria, giving it a more "swamp ass" scent than "regular sweat" one.

Appearance-wise, it's gonna be cute. Because she's cute. A small, pink hole, normal, tight pucker. But susceptible to irritation, blocked hair follicles, etc. due to the aforementioned swamp ass. You should work diligently, preferably with your tongue, to assure any Umamusume's anal health, but especially Oguri Cap's.

>>531357309
50 bucks your favorite Uma is Tachyon

Air Groove, career ending pregnancy, me

>>531357506
It was me actually

>>531357045
>promotion range
What's your max score? That's what counts. With 3 umas unlocked, you should have at least 400k.

>>531357375
>demon
falcon is the purest, and the smartest!!

Why did it take this game so long to become global?

>>531357087
>>531357239
>hoyofags defending the worst gacha system ever invented
like clockwork every time

>>531357506
she had 11 kids irl, more like career BEGINNING pregnancy

>>531357413
>opens browser
nice game

>>531354563
does she speak in japanese? or is this dubshit?

>>531357571
the magic of the druids

>>531357103
bro? you're supposed to fail her campaign on the mediums?

>>531357571
japs are autistic and unironically hate gaijins. kancolle is still JP onry

>>531357481
I save every IRL horse image I see posted in these threads. Cute goofy animals

>>531357442
>written by AI
>89%
Why is this thread like this

>>531357087
You proved that anon's point. A limited unit every 2 patches is dogshit because they usually release 2 and sometimes 3+ limited units a patch, AND limited units don't enter the general pool to spook you later so you'll never get them without trying, AND worst of all the units aren't even good when you pull them, you're supposed to pull them SEVEN FUCKING TIMES. Usually f2p cope and say "well it's ok to just stop at C2" (aka pulling 3 copies) but the difference in power between good units and good units you maxed out is insane. That's before even touching that you also need good weapons which are only a hair less expensive than characters, and you'll need to roll 6 copies of a weapon to max it out as well.

put me in the ring with this horse

>>531357506
nah, it was me

>>531357571
cygames was probably juggling partners trying to find someone that didn't suck.
they all sucked so they ended up doing it themselves.

>>531357418
do you have a pic of majiro ramonu wearing it?

>>531357442
>What would Oguri Cap's asshole be like? Let's take some factors into consideration.
>First, her diet.
Nah I'm good

>>531357571
because the trannylators hate you

why is she like this?

>>531357571
They probably thought the game would flop massively.
It's lucky the game is as big as it is right now.

Every time someone faps to Goldship, she gets stronger

>>531357616
i wouldn't mind it if the resolution wasn't so absurdly fucked. But that's not just the glossary, it's also the news and everything that opens in a browser in the steam version.
Opens nicely on mobile though.

>>531357713
I'm glad it came across that way, that was the point.

>>531357749
my hot latino horse gf

>>531357087
Can you read? Uma doesn't have limiteds

>>531357616
It's a step up from Granblue at least.

>>531357695
kancolle its not even a proper gacha

>>531357617
I’m pretty sure you can ask it to speak Japanese. I sometimes practice with chat GPT small Japanese conversations so I don’t see why this one wouldn’t be able to speak Japanese

>>531357830
weak defense

>>531357830
damn I want the doujin asap

>>531357720
I have been playing for 5 years and never missed a event/permanent reward while having c0(single copy, no weapons) characters.

>>531357830
999 attack
0 defense

Why do late chasers get hit with such absurd variance in career? It's unsufferable compared to Pace or Front runners.

>>531357720
Extremely disingenuous, only whales pull cons bro. You just need one copy. Thats like saying every Uma you need to pull dupes until you max star. Its there if you want your fav to be stronger on a rerun. The "endgame" in hoyo games is not even worth a 10 pull and there is no PvP. There is zero reason to pull for meta in those games.

>>531357571
either licensing hell because of the horses or they just didn't think it would work?

>>531357760
no, sorry

>best golshi i trained so far
>of fucking course 1* wit
HAHAHA KILL ME

>>531357706
> Cute goofy animals
Agreed

first year gibs

>>531357479
I don't have a favorite yet haven't even gotten to that one

>>531357713
>Implying AI detectors can be trusted on anything but images

>>531357830
Absolute slut for missionary.

>>531357565
>purest
Not with all these Carats (cum) she will absorb on her banner.

>>531358016
give more wit and power

>>531357749
why does she wear the mask

>>531355837
He did, he named her ani you fucking idiot.

>>531357392
wait until tomorrow. You'll want to reroll for certain support cards that help you when you raise your umas (Super Creek, Fine Motion, Kitasan Black). You can borrow one of them from someone you follow.

>>531358046
I will take it

>>531358070
>3 sparks in a year
But I thought they were Cygenerous...

>>531358070
where are we on there? chase your dreams?

>>531357669
That's what you get when overcompensating for stamina. Also Late sprint is a godawful combo holy shit.

>>531357560
280 with 2 umas, 100k higher than promotion cutoff.

What do you think the horses think of their horsegirls?

we love Suzuka here

>>531358185
because without the mask she is just your cute albeit a bit plain horse gf

BUST RANKING

Nooo that's the wrong three stars

I think I figured out why my Condor ate shit...
I used up one slot of the support cards for the SR female trainer...
That card is garbage isn't it? That and the fucker kept running out of energy when there was a rainbow speed training available...

>>531358185
She's a big uma

>>531357442
I know this isn't AI because it sucks too bad. You can't fool me, anon!

Second campaign with Haru Urara after she failed miserably last campaign. How'd I do anonies

>>531357720
>well it's ok to just stop at C2
Are you retarded? Copies are luxury in hoyo games, most of characters are complete units at e0s1/c0s1, which is standard. Sometimes where is e1/c1 bait where you remove brakes from the kit, but it's not common practice.

>>531357952
>>531357995
>>531358103
so what you are saying if I deep french kiss opera she would lose instantly?

>get 10k fans
what the fuck is wrong with top gun?

I need your cutest Bakushins

>>531357902
If your pulling on banner you probably want the banner unit no? Being able to always move towards a 'spark' is a good thing. It does make pulling more exciting but you have very little control. I dont even think Uma is that bad though I hear pulls evaporate once we get past these events

>>531358321
yeps you nigger post this trash every thread like its a big revelation

>>531358025
>Thats like saying every Uma you need to pull dupes until you max star.
no it isn't because 90% of a character's kit isn't locked behind dupes. Star unlocks are basically useless since they're minor base stat boosts AND you will quickly get every horse to 3* since star pieces are given constantly from various sources including goddess statues, events, the daily shop, and just pulling for the new horses you ACTUALLY want

It's SUPER disingenuous to pretend "This character has 10 abilities, but 7 of them literally don't get activated without pulling dupes" is the same as "okay you start with +10 speed and power on turn 1" you faggot

>>531358025
The reason to pull meta is to make the dogshit gameplay more palatable
There's nothing disingenuous about the years worth of discussions of "you need X dupe to make this character usable in Y team"

>>531357962
being able to scrape by while using intentionally gimped characters and weapons doesn't mean the system isn't designed specifically to gimp you.
>>531358025
You're straight up lying, go to /gig/ and ask them if they pull cons. Nobody pulls c0 Nahida or Furina, at a minimum you're going to need C2 just to get their actual effects to work for a team.
>Thats like saying every Uma you need to pull dupes until you max star.
No, THIS is disingenuous. Umas don't scale from 100% to 255%+ power at max star, and you don't need to roll them multiple times to max them because the game provides sources to upgrade them outside of events. And again the cast isn't 99% limited characters, so you'll get spooked and get them often because the 3% rate on 3 stars shits all over Genshin's .6% base rate.

>>531358219
I just opened the game, they are giving one permanent uma selector and 2 support card ssr rolls, right? Who do I pick from these?

>>531358425
literally the 2nd time I posted it

>>531358185
Read her story

>>531357279
The best i can do is sloppa

>>531358374
No, but if you gently kissed her on the forehead as a reward for winning a race in the heat of the moment she might explode

>>531356881
BUT HOW DO I WIN WITH HER

>>531358096
Oh... guess my AI style imitation needs some work...

>best I can do is slop
then dont bother at all you insufferable NIGGER
>>531358353
>green skills: the run

>>531358424
>I hear pulls evaporate once we get past these events
From where?
>If your pulling on banner you probably want the banner unit no?
That's why it's on rate up anon, your mind is disintegrated from either pulling for a unit right now or never seeing them again in your life, new characters get added constantly and when pulling hard for something you like you get tons of past shit you missed thrown at you

>>53135656
>8th gacha
nigga get a grip

>>531358016
In the uma-side of 4chan your horse is currently posting "Why is my trainer never training my power and wit so I can be consistent".

>>531358321
alright, as soon as they release marriage(provisionary) like in kantai collection or BA, im ringing opera o and below

>>531358070
>barely 3 sparks

>>531358368
Furina weapon is bait too, makes her really hard to build actually

>>531358353
by far the lowest rating and stats I've seen win URA, it's a miracle she can find her way to the shops and back let alone run around a track. you jobbed the hell out of that career, soldier!

>>531358634
would rape her

>my horse it's saying it's nightime
>3pm
Which timezone are they syncing with?

>>531357309
Glad to hear it’s not just me then

>>531358487
on the voucher? Honestly whoever, only the support cards matter for making good characters. I suppose you could pick the cowgirl looking one since she's one of the few with specialization in dirt tracks if you want to super optimize

>>531358280
>>531358663
>can't read the rest of the columns
man imagine being so retarded

>>531358615
NOOOOOOOOO NOT THE CUTE HUG PLUSHIES FOR $500 AGAIN NOOO

>>531358654
what threads would i find on uma-chan?

>>531358715
Spe...

>>531358536
Make her chubbier.

>>531358543
good enough

>>531358752
UTC

>>531358652
I have come to terms with reality, only gambling and animu girls make me happy. I don't enjoy "regular" games anymore.

>>531358783
wow it's now 3 sparks a a half!

>>531358812
how chubby are we speaking here?

>>531358875
Thanks!

>>531358909
I was preparing that joke and you even messed up the timing....

>>531357442
I know this isn't AI because it's kinda hot

Bros... is this true...?

>>531358705
t-thanks anon senpai

>>531359073
close enough

>>531358801
would rape spe too

>>531358465
I don't have to, I actually play the game and clear every abyss. You dont need cons or weapons to do it. And pulling just to do that would set your primos back years to make up the "investment". Pulling cons is totally worthless as it doesn't actually keep up with power creep and new endgame shills certain teams so hard it doesn't matter if your old unit was whaled, they either fit the boss mechanics or don't.

>>531358442
No it actually is the exact same thing. Every character except the Jewish c6 4* supports and bad on purpose characters are usable at one copy.....

>january: 100 free rolls
>end of feb: 120 free rolls
>may: 80 free rolls
>end of june: 80 free rolls
>end of august: 100 free rolls
>end of october: 80 free rolls

does any mihoyo game give 560 free rolls a year? not even including the gacha currency gibs, just free 10 spins in a specific banner kind of event.

>>531358975
>SSR voucher
>LB stones
>50+ tickets
>140+ free rolls
yeah you can't read

>>531358792
My trainer is always hanging out with Aoi. SHould I be concerned?

The skill hints I've gotten in my careers these last two days have been absolutely dreadful. Like genuinely trash. Surely this is just me taking out my misfortune ahead of time so I'll have plenty of luck for tomorrow-

>>531359108
Massive cope post

>>531358654
Haru posting about finally placing above 16th and other umas making fun of her for being a poorfag

>>531359108
It's always good to get a copy for future use once other meta cards come in

Just got my first Haru win!!!
I don't like to see her cry :(

>>531357240
trying to get your superior trainer genes for her family

>>531359108
no, dump all your carats on kitan blacked now

>>531358046
Imagine the hugs....

>>531359108
all I've seen in regards to the card is how it needs to be mlb3 or 4 or some shit before it's better than the current options

>>531358792
/sp/ is the most popular board and /ck/ is 2nd.

>>531358792
goldship posting 2006 /b/ tier xD so random image macros, mcqueen tripfagging, suzuka pretending to be a trainer and posting threads about how men prefer flat horses

>>531358984
Chubby enough.

>>531358628
You might. You might not get anything you actually want without sparking anyways. I prefer assurance over gambling highs

>>531359108
dis nigga is retarded, she's literally a mandatory borrow for me because i skipped her banner and I maanged to win two PVP events

>>531359248
good job anon, now buy some premium grass for her too

>>531359108
Yea, everyone is telling you that it's not some amazing god support if it's not at MLB.

The point of rolling kita is
1. Fills out your SR's while the pool is small
2. Guarantees you one kita you can slowly MLB over time
3. If you are a luck chad you get a high LB Kita.

>>531358654
Umas, why don't the announcers ever call my name during the races. I'm more than just 'No. 11!'