>>520201463
today i reveal that i have started drinking yoohoo again. here is my review.
yoohoo is like a form of chocolate ... fluid. chocolate juice, we can say. like imagine if capri sun made a chocolate one. it's not trying to be chocolate milk exactly. it's like astronaut chocolate tang.
you don't have to refrigerate yoohoo. you can leave it in a parked car for twenty months and it will remain perfectly stable like the day it was bottled. yoohoo has transcended the concept of "freshness" entirely. shelf life? what is a shelf? you primitive clod, the yoohoo sneers down at you from the pinnacle of the space age.
it looks like ganges water but you don't even have to see it if you get the child size juice box. i can drink a 3-pack of child size yoohoos from the dollar store faster than you can assemble all your niggers