>>76414038
His life must be so stressful >Be emperor of dying empire with only 50 people left bc of retarded decisions 800 years ago >Your strongest soldier gets one-shotted by asian pussy >Send like 5 of your best fighters after him >They die >Nolan turns himself in >thankGod.jpg >A random alien 10x strongest than viltrumites breaks him out of prison >Send scout to earth to assess the situation >turns out humans are in fact compatible with viltrumite genes >omgmaybethereshope.gif >Nolan raised him a faggot >Fuck it lets just conquer earth >Send one of your best soldiers >So good even other viltrumites are scared of him >Bootyblasted by a 17yo halfbreed >mfw
>>95964924
The year is 2025 and I can give Gollum the Buster Sword, a baseball bat, and make him go Super Saiyan. Why yes, I am playing Magic The Gathering, how could you tell?