I've been half chub basically since I woke up; porn has dominated my thoughts every waking moment today.
I don't think I'm gonna make it bros...

>mare is permanently killed now
ILL NEVER BE SURROUNDED BY NAKED FEMLALAS AGAIN AAAAAAAAAAAA

Im stalled on V6, the V7s at my gym are just fucked hard. My goal for the year is to be able to do a muscle up instead and maaaaaaybe get a V7. Doesn’t help Ive been getting owned by digestive issues and my will to live fluctuates daily.

>got VEPPED TWICE
I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU

the dueling sword uncanny strike plasma gun with infinite ammo and golden toughness every 10 seconds class can't consistently win auric maelstroms, only arbites can do that now.....

>play brawl
>enemy team losing
>they start turtling with ashe
>ashe spams ults
>get picks
>they win
>check match history
>full premade
>not a single loss in match history
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BNGJGIIGIIGIGGGGERS
NGIGIEKEG#
ERSZ

ASDFSDFOKSDFLNIGGGGGERRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

>queue up again
>it's the jax+karma+yuumi premade this time
JKHASFUIOKJSAGDFHSUJDFB

Xd
DASDFASDFPJAOIHAHHAHAH AHHA HAHA
AHAH DFHASHDHA SDHASHD AHAH
AHAHHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA

>another frontline season
>tfw playing on phone exclusively
>cant even break 1k points per session