>>514877478
Remember to seeth before dilating, followed by coping

>>719636024
>button mashing
Absolutely no fucking way you played anything above the first few levels on acolyte difficulty. OP is a "hardcore" Souls player who got assmad when someone told him Ninja Gaiden is harder so he played just enough of it to "prove" to himself it wasn't so he could continue to be an edgy Fromdrone with his ego intact.

Here are some reasons why a Fromsoft fan might not like Ninja Gaiden
>It's a pure action game with no adventuring or exploration component.
>Combat is mostly about juggling multiple enemies than 1v1-ing bosses.
>It doesn't knowledge check you. You won't find a Stone of Labubu that gives you 80% resist to a boss's special attack. On the contrary, it's very explicit about the tools you have available to you.
>Standard skill curve. First levels are easy. Last levels are hard. You won't turn a corner and wind up in a late game area too early.
Now with that all being said, Ninja Gaiden on the harder difficulties is unquestionably a MUCH harder game than Elden Ring.

>>281257083
Yes, we get it, you have shit taste, you can stop trying to brag about it

>>212713228
>Raimi's spiderman is not campy.
You're so retarded you're probably talking about the way the scenes are lit rather than the actual story beats and dialogue which are extraordinarily campy.

>>530627179
It's pictures of nicely presented food, do you jizz on the plate? Do you fuck the plate? Stick your hotdog in a bun? No, it's called foodporn because, like smut, it's meant to be nice to look at, semantics Anon

>>211637986
>ahahahha people called me retard for saying something retarded. it means I'm right!
You are not very bright uh?

>>507302199
you mother fuckers keep blue balling me. i can only edge for so long...