>>34257888
>>asl
Mid 20s, Male, Indiana
>>about me
Divorced dad, ex mil, trying to do the police thing. Little bit autistic. Christian Fundamentalist (very bad at it).
I like vidya, guns, small unit tactics, combat sports, books, 80s/90s action flicks, comics, conspiracies, philosophy, other weird nerd stuff like pen & paper games
>>looking for
Someone to share memes and chat with, preferably with availability during the weekdays. I work a boring job and kinda just surf 4chan through the day. Big plus if you have a retarded sense of humor.
>>not looking for
Pictures of your weiner. Freak.
>>contact
jburnsonkeyman@protonmail.com
I have a Discord but would prefer to confirm you aren't a serial rapist first.

>>535852374
>Exact chance to Deflect also depends on ATTACKER'S Accuracy
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>>82194687
>if you just pursued women
I kinda don't pursue them. Besides I don't tend to like supermodel types at all. I like girls who have cute faces (subjective to me) and that's about all I really want, besides her being the same race as me.

Issue is that I put a lot more emphasis on personality and I don't jive with many people, period, much less many women. Oh, and chicks don't like guys who already have kids.

>>937274979
>he's a retard don't bother trying to talk to him
then it should be pretty easy to counter my points, or do you need to hide from them like a pussy.

>>531025198
Faker single handledly lost them game 4 and 5.
His Hwei death snowballed the game out of control.
His Ahri positioning ruined the game because he was super late and rage pushing while having zero impact.

>>212107872
>indemand sector
>one job for 300 applicants

>Kick everyone interesting
>"Ummm did it occur to you your job is to be entertaining..."

>>713093953
damn, i guess im stupid then

>>712927306
>secret club
What year do you think it is?

>>1761682
i.......didn't actually know they could do that
thanks
in my defense i've still not gotten any vpns to work with this thing nor even been able to download the dmm launcher and get that to work, and with the emulator being prone to issues I've effectively been funneled into only playing on the browser. Which is fine; it's very nice and smooth and it is extremely fun, but also I've no idea how to get a translation program to work with it and all programs I was suggested turned out to be for the launcher and didn't actually work with the browser. the only way i've managed to translate anything has been by manually screenshotting dialogue or text and then just using the editor to scan the lines and translate them myself, which is kind of obtuse.
well actually i've just never really used the girls with lances that much so i never looked them up on the wiki to see how they were different from the girls with axes or swords beyond being able to hit multiple enemies and melee attack from a longer range which is nice. as an aside though whoever the anon is that's making those story summaries i very much appreciate it. the only ones I translated every single thing in were the collaboration adventures and Perili's Fishing Trip (because she's based)