If Eagley dies, I am going to walk up to James Gunn IRL and "accidentally" pour my scorching hot coffee on his crotch, so he can't jerk off to John Cena romancing his wife anymore.

I SURE HOPE KILLING OFF EAGLEY WILL BE WORTH IT, JAMES GUNN! I am coming to boil your eggs, if you do!

>>719172985
No shit, I tried talking to it, so it would fly me back, but it didn't work!

>>719032779
oof
gaming continues to progress backwards it seems

You don't know what motorboasting in this context means? Do you want me to explain it to you?

No, retard. He wouldn't even consider it and thank Diana for the warning, before going off the grid.

>hmm, who is making my games gay and retarded?
>is it the capitalist hedge funds, who are like five degrees seperated from the developers, because the lead designers, the company executives, the publishers, the board owners are all between them and the big scary hedge fund?
>or is it the guys, who used to be long-haired nerds, now trans, the blue-haired feminists, the OPEN Communists, who openly hate their own audience on twitter (which would be unacceptable in every other branch of business)?

/v/ be like ... surely can't be the wholesome hecking working-class developers, no they might be Communist, but that is purely their private opinion, they have to be FORCED to make their games Communist, gay and retarded by a nebulous hedge fund ... somehow

FUCK OFF! Have the courage to hate the developers!

Are you retarded? Do you not understand how hair works?
Geh jetzt erstmal kalt duschen!

>>718027091
>Other than that though...
>All fan boys are purely nostalgic.
Are you implying I am nostalgic? I played Demon's Souls in 2025. Literally my first Souls game I ever played. I just finished it last weekend and am now starting Dark Souls. How can I be nostalgic about something I just got done playing?

>I enjoyed Deamon souls as a history museum
Seems like you are the one being nostalgic!

>>718027390
>So many things about it are broken, it was basically a beta test.
It's a fully functioning game. What are you talking about? Name one thing that's genuinely broken. Yes, Valley of Defilement is piss-easy, when you have the adjudicator +5 shield and a regenerator ring. But by the time you get to it, you should have an inventory full of the anti-poison remedy. The game wasn't afraid to make you OP. The only thing that's sad is the unfinished level and puzzle bosses like Dragon God.

Hmm ... I am a Lawful Evil Warrior. I want to eventually kill the duke and take over as the new ruler. Should I threaten to rape the nun to get me vital information for my main quest, instead of doing an easy errand for her or not? Hmm hard to say ... what about the peasant family, who took me in during the intro? Should I rob them or give them a minor healing potion to save their daughter? What about fighting my former Chaotic Evil companion, who tortures and kills almost everyone he comes across? Should I keep him alive or use one of the other dozen companions? Oh, these questions are so difficult to answer for a competent, rational Lawful Evil Hero, who values his long-term success ... I just love fantasy games! I love RPGs! I love these hard Lawful Evil choices!