>>543926984
Ralsei would do that
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>>539219754
>"Oh, there's really no need to bother, us Darkners don't really need foo~"
>cue the most violent stomach growl you've ever heard
>take gote by the hand and lead him to the cafe despite the soft protests
>buy the biggest, juiciest Darkburger and set it down in front of him
>"It's really nice of you, b-but you shouldn't have spent so much money on me, I could never finish this!"
>"<3 Just take one small bite, then we'll talk."
>"...okay."
>Ralsei gently bites off the tiniest piece of the burger, as if he was told to eat a venomous snake
>"mm."
>a brief expression of delight shines across his face before he shakes his head and turns back to you
>"But have you ordered anything for yourself? It would be rude of me to just sit here and~"
>he pauses, then takes another bite
>"epfuse me, I waf faying..."
>he makes a titanic swallowing effort before continuing
>"I should probably buy you something too! After all, I'm the Prince, and as a good host..."
>he pauses to swallow saliva
>"Sorry."
>you can't help but smile as you wordlessly nudge the burger closer to him
>with a look somewhere between indignation and gratitude, the Dark Prince drops all attempts at conversation and digs into the food with very un-royal noises
>you've never seen someone slip into a food coma from just one sandwich, but the end result looks very much like that, with Ralsei just flopping backwards onto the pleather seat with a quiet hum of pleasure
>"This was nice."
>he suddenly jolts up with renewed energy
>"And you STILL haven't ordered anything! When we get back, I swear I'll bake you the biggest~"
>Ralsei's eyes briefly stop aiming in the same direction as he puts a hand to his forehead
>"Oh jeez, that's a lot of food all at once. Sorry to ask, but I... might need help getting back to the Castle. But then~"\
>long story short, he falls asleep on your couch
>you cannot even imagine his profuse apologies the next day
>"Oh, there's really no need to bother, us Darkners don't really need foo~"
>cue the most violent stomach growl you've ever heard
>take gote by the hand and lead him to the cafe despite the soft protests
>buy the biggest, juiciest Darkburger and set it down in front of him
>"It's really nice of you, b-but you shouldn't have spent so much money on me, I could never finish this!"
>"<3 Just take one small bite, then we'll talk."
>"...okay."
>Ralsei gently bites off the tiniest piece of the burger, as if he was told to eat a venomous snake
>"mm."
>a brief expression of delight shines across his face before he shakes his head and turns back to you
>"But have you ordered anything for yourself? It would be rude of me to just sit here and~"
>he pauses, then takes another bite
>"epfuse me, I waf faying..."
>he makes a titanic swallowing effort before continuing
>"I should probably buy you something too! After all, I'm the Prince, and as a good host..."
>he pauses to swallow saliva
>"Sorry."
>you can't help but smile as you wordlessly nudge the burger closer to him
>with a look somewhere between indignation and gratitude, the Dark Prince drops all attempts at conversation and digs into the food with very un-royal noises
>you've never seen someone slip into a food coma from just one sandwich, but the end result looks very much like that, with Ralsei just flopping backwards onto the pleather seat with a quiet hum of pleasure
>"This was nice."
>he suddenly jolts up with renewed energy
>"And you STILL haven't ordered anything! When we get back, I swear I'll bake you the biggest~"
>Ralsei's eyes briefly stop aiming in the same direction as he puts a hand to his forehead
>"Oh jeez, that's a lot of food all at once. Sorry to ask, but I... might need help getting back to the Castle. But then~"\
>long story short, he falls asleep on your couch
>you cannot even imagine his profuse apologies the next day
>>538863578
Done a full month at the new job. Still slow as fuck when I draw, but the results are better. Got a chicken barbeque pizza today. Feels good.
Done a full month at the new job. Still slow as fuck when I draw, but the results are better. Got a chicken barbeque pizza today. Feels good.
Feed the boy
>>534468860
You only play Skyrim to have a comfy, Nordic, modded combat fun exploration, unveiling every nook and cranny, sex mod with various creatures around the game world adventure. Much like Fallout 4, you play it because it has a lot of assets to fuck around with. Everything else is tertiary
You only play Skyrim to have a comfy, Nordic, modded combat fun exploration, unveiling every nook and cranny, sex mod with various creatures around the game world adventure. Much like Fallout 4, you play it because it has a lot of assets to fuck around with. Everything else is tertiary
>>529957686
One cram & slam raw onion burger, one roast beef hag slag on rye, two sinew gut slicers, a triple boiled beef burger and a small soda
One cram & slam raw onion burger, one roast beef hag slag on rye, two sinew gut slicers, a triple boiled beef burger and a small soda
>>527686569
I will have the most romantic loving sex with Ralsei of all time and I will force Susie to watch from the corner
I will have the most romantic loving sex with Ralsei of all time and I will force Susie to watch from the corner
>Spamton and Roaring Knight lean into Kris' character development
>Gerson leans into Susie's character development
When is Ralsei going to get one, we only have 1 secret boss left
>Gerson leans into Susie's character development
When is Ralsei going to get one, we only have 1 secret boss left
Leaked Chapter 6 side quest here:
Ralsei sends you to the store to get 3 boxes of extra extra extra thin and ultra ribbed for her pleasure condoms, along with an XXL bottle of industrial-grade lubricant and an inflatable air mattress, which he claims are "absolutely vital" to fulfill the prophecy and save the world.
I don't know what the lore implications of this are or how Toby plans to develop this plotline further, but it will sure be interesting at least.
Ralsei sends you to the store to get 3 boxes of extra extra extra thin and ultra ribbed for her pleasure condoms, along with an XXL bottle of industrial-grade lubricant and an inflatable air mattress, which he claims are "absolutely vital" to fulfill the prophecy and save the world.
I don't know what the lore implications of this are or how Toby plans to develop this plotline further, but it will sure be interesting at least.
Is now a good time to talk about my never-ending love for fave or should I come back another day