>>11973301
>no backwards compatibility
>no online
>had to rebuy RE2, Orcarina of Time, and trAnimal Crossing which are all n64 games
>barebones controller that has less option than most 5th gen controllers- missing a second Z-button, missing a select button, and missing clickable sticks
>shitshine is worse than 64, double Dass is worse than MK64, shartfox assventures is worse than Starfox64, shit Waker is more dumbed down than the 64 Zeldas, Luigi’s mansion is a literal prototype from the 64 rushed out for the GameCube’s launch
I honestly think it might be the shitcube. The console and its pathetic library is too lackluster, barebones, empty, and lacking to compete with the 6th gens. And even in the 5th gen, the N64 and PS 1 still shit all over the shitcube.

Coping cubies need not reply

>>11945972
it’sobvious why it sold well when you look at its competition
>dogshit controller with the worst D-pad known to mankind that’s literally only good for smelee
>no bully
>no twistanity
>no budokai tenkaichi
>wrath of cortex capped at 30fps
>no silent hill
>no dmc
>no gta
>only has a dogshit remake of mgs1 that looks worse than mgs2 despite coming out after it
>worst 3D Mario
>most forgotten Mario kart
>paper Mario thousand year door has the first tranny in gaming
>half the first party games released are copy and pasted party game shovelware
>no burnout 3
>can't play n64 games like the ps2 can play ps1 games
>have to rebuy RE2 and trAnimal Crossing
>no manhunt
>no mortal kombat shaolin monks
>component cables only sold through select online retailers
>no ssx 1 or timesplitters 1
>ssx tricky and 3 are missing a quarter of the grabs because the dogshit controller is lacking 4 top buttons. just an example of the hundreds of games that had their control scheme either gutted or neutered because of the horrible controller
>can't play dvds or cds like ps2 and xbox
>ps2 and Xbox can play hundreds of games online; shitcube can only play one paid MMO and 3 shitty racing games through a tunneling service
>no final fantasy
>draconian DRM through little gay discs and no HDD slot
cubies try to obfuscate the fact that the gamecube was which a barebones piece of shit by obsessing over its superior competitor’s dvd player

>2025
>still the worst console ever made
What went so wrong?

>>718005570
Nintendo shitcube fans. Not that there’s that many of them anyway but
>dogshit controller with the worst D-pad known to mankind that’s literally only good for smelee
>no bully
>no twistanity
>no budokai tenkaichi
>wrath of cortex capped at 30fps
>no silent hill
>no dmc
>no gta
>only has a dogshit remake of mgs1 that looks worse than mgs2 despite coming out after it
>worst 3D Mario
>most forgotten Mario kart
>paper Mario thousand year door has the first tranny in gaming
>half the first party games released are copy and pasted party game shovelware
>no burnout 3
>can't play n64 games like the ps2 can play ps1 games
>have to rebuy RE2 and trAnimal Crossing
>no manhunt
>no mortal kombat shaolin monks
>component cables only sold through select online retailers
>no ssx 1 or timesplitters 1
>ssx tricky and 3 are missing a quarter of the grabs because the dogshit controller is lacking 4 top buttons. just an example of the hundreds of games that had their control scheme either gutted or neutered because of the horrible controller
>can't play dvds or cds like ps2 and xbox
>ps2 and Xbox can play hundreds of games online; shitcube can only play one paid MMO and 3 shitty racing games through a tunneling service
>no final fantasy
>draconian DRM through little gay discs and no HDD slot

How can a console lack so much in both software and hardware features? The shitcube almost feels like it was a scam with his barebones it is.
I can’t imagine being a cubie. There’s literally nothing this pile of shit does better than any other console

>dogshit controller with the worst D-pad known to mankind that’s literally only good for smelee
>no bully
>no twistanity
>no budokai tenkaichi
>wrath of cortex capped at 30fps
>no silent hill
>no dmc
>no gta
>only has a dogshit remake of mgs1 that looks worse than mgs2 despite coming out after it
>worst 3D Mario
>most forgotten Mario kart
>paper Mario thousand year door has the first tranny in gaming
>half the first party games released are copy and pasted party game shovelware
>no burnout 3
>can't play n64 games like the ps2 can play ps1 games
>have to rebuy RE2 and trAnimal Crossing
>no manhunt
>no mortal kombat shaolin monks
>component cables only sold through select online retailers
>no ssx 1 or timesplitters 1
>ssx tricky and 3 are missing a quarter of the grabs because the dogshit controller is lacking 4 top buttons. just an example of the hundreds of games that had their control scheme either gutted or neutered because of the horrible controller
>can't play dvds or cds like ps2 and xbox
>ps2 and Xbox can play hundreds of games online; shitcube can only play one paid MMO and 3 shitty racing games through a tunneling service
>no final fantasy
>draconian DRM through little gay discs and no HDD slot

How can a console lack so much in both software and hardware features? The shitcube almost feels like it was a scam with his barebones it is.
I can’t imagine being a cubie. There’s literally nothing this pile of shit does better than any other console