>>214017284
It's because he's surrounded by yes men and all the dick glazing he gets has gone to his head. Sam can do no wrong. Chimp out on the podcaster? Based boomer pwn (this is exactly what Sam calculated in his head based on the fact that /pol/ hates the boomer generation, that Sam hates his dad enough to be a closet bisexual so this lets him look alpha/masculine to his his insecurity, and all the dick glazing he gets about being a funny genius).
"What could go wrong?" Sam thinks. (Turns out a lot)

In one appearance Sam's proved virtually all the Sam "haters" right. If someone gets called "channing" now listen carefully because that person is probably telling the truth.

>>213543614
Sam is desperate to sweep the gorilla nest stuff under the rug.

>>212921838
>Jamie lets zoom that image out

>>212867980
>Nick decides to de-escalate things by eating a cookie, spits out the cookie moments later because he realized siding in any way with Harland might make Sam chimp out on him later.
MDE really is a cult huh.

>>212868979
love me daddy Hyde I'm a gorilla just like you seed oils are bad!!!

>>212845461
>MARKYPOSTS could be here, Sam thought.
>"Ive never been on this podcast before, MARKYPOSTS could be anywhere"
>The heat of the lamp behind him starts to make him feel sweat building up in his ass cheeks.
>I HATE MARKYPOSTS he thought.
>Paranoid delusions reverberated his entire brain, making it pulsate as he finds one last drop of his 5 dollar MSRP, 8oz can of ZIPP that he is pretending to drink to buy time, barely caffeinated but still washing away his (merited) fear of MARKYPOSTS.
>"By flipping this table I can make him stop saying "TIGHT AND RIPE" over and over," he said to himself, out loud.

>>212843956
You just dont get it, Harland WASN'T FUNNY. Leave SAM ALONE. For Sam to riff and be funny he needs someone FUNNY to do it with. Sam won. His net worth is easily 3-5 times Harlands and he makes trannies and jews seethe and saved my life when he told me to get a skill and not eat seed oils.

>>212840546
The tears are delicious

>>212839599
I must say the tears from mdetrannies have been delicious. Proves the saying that trannies have no sense of humor either. Null was right. Sam lost.