why do orcs love trees so much?

>>536575734
>be super earth shortly before the events of Helldivers 1
>find some sentient-like crustacean-looking bug creatures that seem to ignore us
>find out they make good oil tho
>FOR DEMOCRACY!!!
Fast forward to HD2
>experimented with them and bred them like literal animals to the point they're pissed as hell, more dangerous, and most certainly, make more fuel than ever
>turns out bugs arent as stupid as they are, or we're more retarded
>TCS Meridia Moment happens
>Gloom happens
>bugs taking back entire planets after us kicking a football at the bug's window

What are the chances that the bugs would leave us alone? Sure, automatons are likely the remnants of the long-gone cyborgs, and the squids are more than pissed for us taking their free gibs and deciding to whack them for it.

>>535635297
>alliance can just do 2 quests on athalathas to gain access to early reputation weapons
>horde has to teleport to stonetalon mountains, do a daily quest, pick another quest on the top of the map, travel all the way back to sen'jin village, go back to stonetalon and then you can finally buy the weapons

>>535181148
>>535181242
>>535181554
>here is a grenade that explodes 5 seconds after the target has died
>it has ap4, worse damage than the standard HE nade, and no shrapnel
>also it has a chance to not stick to the target lol
just toss impact nades lol

Aurics more like fartdicks