Anonymous
8/24/2025, 11:56:42 PM
No.536543989
>>536574182
>>536607793
/hdg/ - Helldivers General
Ammo Counter Edition
>Previous
>>536460876
>WHAT IS HELLDIVERS 2?
HELLDIVERS 2 is a 2024 crossplay, co-op, squad-based, PvE 3rd person shooter for PC, PS5 and XBox Series X/S where players fight against hordes of alien insects, robots and squids to Spread Democracyβ’. Players wage war on a number of contested planets, each with a different environment, completing as many objectives as possible in a procedurally generated level while constrained by a time limit. With enough successful operations, a planet can be defended or liberated, and the player base must cooperate to try to liberate the entire galaxy by focusing and combining their efforts as much as possible.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/553850/HELLDIVERS_2/
https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers-2/
https://www.xbox.com/en-us/games/store/helldivers-2/9mx9wn9dfpgt
>WHAT ABOUT THE FIRST HELLDIVERS GAME?
Released in 2015 for PC, PS3/4 and PS Vita, the original HELLDIVERS is a shared screen top-down shooter in the same setting. Its mechanics were based primarily on Arrowhead's first game, Magicka.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/394510/HELLDIVERS_Dive_Harder_Edition/
https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers/
>LOBBY HOSTING
https://files.catbox.moe/83ixkr.png
>MODDING
https://files.catbox.moe/c81ogo.png
>INFORMATION RESOURCES
https://helldivers.wiki.gg/
https://helldiverscompanion.com/
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/u/0/d/1xA_wuSuV6NORqUCt1aZ203raG4HuUJ85btqmn0ld56U/htmlview
>MAJOR NEWS
Jul 17 Control Group
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8FKZG2lPBw
Aug 26 ODST Warbond
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUC24yAP7So
>LATEST PATCH
Aug 5 1.003.202
https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/516342955916658905
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 11:58:50 PM
No.536544193
>>536544464
>>536551365
Attachment rebalance when?
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 11:59:20 PM
No.536544251
>>536580872
Predict the arrowhead simps' cope when Gaylo weapons drop and are dogshit or reskins lol
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 12:01:04 AM
No.536544464
>>536546378
>>536544193
It would in fact be pretty cool if we got a folding stock option that improves handling but utterly fucks up the recoil and sway. Something you can stack with Angled Foregrip for shits and giggles.
Also, the Sickle and Punisher-type shotguns need a lot more love, among other weapons.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 12:02:54 AM
No.536544689
>>536545848
>>536578513
Post your face when the xbox release fails, the total player count drops to >50k within a week and all the hype is for nothing. Losing 20 planets in 3 days was awesome.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 12:06:08 AM
No.536545087
>>536541852
>sickle
when you overheat swap to secondary, swap back (preferably talon). use it on planets with extreme cold modifier as it lowers heat buildup. no recoil but inaccurate spread means you aren't punished for hipfiring/crouching/going prone to retain recoil control
>warp pack
you can teleport into enemies to kill them, in your case its a workable solution for killing hive guards. but one of the uses that isn't talked about is that you can (if quick enough with dropping it) teleport the backpack instead of you. for what purpose? heavy killing.
>epoch
epoch in my eyes works as a support AT (hurting/striping enemies of armor plating so a guy with the liberator can kill them) one cool use is to charge a shot up, teleport behind a hulk/charger and shoot their weak point. you can use the epoch for chaff clear but you can only ever get away with it if you're running supply pack. also you can reload the thing in midair using jump pack by pressing reload twice (this is applicable with every stationary reload weapon minus backpack)
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 12:07:49 AM
No.536545262
>>536546046
>>536548793
>>536544656
>Bullet and impact resistant gel
Very intelligent, but she's probably going to need some attached to her legs as well.
>>536537404
This reminded me of a previous post and I found it.
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/530822116/#530826351
>>536524234
I like anons' Ministry of Expansion warbond idea posts. ^^^ Weaponized power tools.
>>536544656
>but what does a robot need breasts for?
Bio-processor fluid storage for refueling fellow automatons.
And distracting the enemy.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 12:13:02 AM
No.536545848
>>536544689
All according to his keikaku.
Present the evidence of this game's setting being deliberate satire and not a sincere (botched) attempt at a compelling story.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 12:15:01 AM
No.536546046
>>536546184
>>536545262
>gel tummy
incredible idea, and I guess the ass will be a sleek metal to cover the web of tubes pumping blood lubricant on her pelvis/joints
>>536545429
You hit the nail on what I was going for
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 12:16:04 AM
No.536546160
Designated Best Rifle Justice
General Purpose Best Gun Justice
Best Action Rifle Justice
Top Machine Gun Justice
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 12:16:14 AM
No.536546184
>>536546046
I see the vision and it is wonderous.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 12:18:00 AM
No.536546362
>get a gorillion defense MOs
>finally get to liberate 6-7 planets
>uhh actually all enemies are just gonna attack 50 planets at once now lol
Fuck Joel and fuck swiggers
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 12:18:11 AM
No.536546378
>>536544464
We should start with angled grip adding more horizontal recoil for no reason. Also muzzles increasing sway by a whole fucking 25%
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 12:19:32 AM
No.536546531
>>536545875
If it was supposed to be sincere we would've seen a woman crying, holding a baby, facing the wall and getting shot in order to make us "feel bad" by now.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 12:20:59 AM
No.536546697
>>536545875
It's supposed to be both, but Arrowhead sucks and can't do either.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 12:21:44 AM
No.536546790
>>536545875
>and not a sincere (botched) attempt at a compelling story.
That would imply that it actually has any sort of developed story and not just canned lines and fluff lore everywhere. The Super Earth invasion was the only real standout example, anything else is minor dripfeeds and just sorta "there".
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 12:22:01 AM
No.536546819
>>536547386
>>536554116
Semi-auto is such little dick energy
>"O-Okay.. time to shoot! O-oh i m-missed.. I m-missed again! I-I hit...! But-But it didnt kill.. Uh Oh! I-I need to reload!"
Full automatic is big dick energy
>*RATATATATATATAT* AHHHHHHHHHH I FUCKING HATE ROBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTS!"
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 12:26:34 AM
No.536547386
>>536557821
>>536546819
>Leaktranny
Datamining is unironically a bigger cancer than microtransactions.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 12:26:39 AM
No.536547398
>>536547191
But what about a Burst Tenderizer?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 12:26:51 AM
No.536547421
>>536547609
>>536547191
Adjudicator? Sure, full auto is the way to go.
GL? AC? Dominator? what are you smoking bro
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 12:28:01 AM
No.536547557
>>536547191
Anything worth shooting once is worth shooting twice
>so why not use burst mode?
Because anything worth shooting 3 times is worth shooting 15 times
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 12:28:28 AM
No.536547609
>>536548196
>>536547421
Whats wrong, little boy? Scared of rapid fire?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 12:28:56 AM
No.536547659
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 12:29:06 AM
No.536547686
>>536548049
>>536548193
It's been a few months since I last played and I always used to rock heavy siege ready armor with an adjudicator, grenade pistol, and thermite. Has anything really changed that would prevent me from still having fun with that loadout?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 12:30:29 AM
No.536547846
>The average full automatic enjoyer
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Wl37xBfaPtrgOz-YBHl-Mu6lee0zytL7ELTUwIvEAFQ/edit?usp=sharing
Resharing this after a long drop-up most of it is the same but a few months of small clean-ups Am as always very open to hearing ideas or taking suggestions. I think the catapult and triceratops untins suffer a bit from serious overlap as being two version of artillery.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 12:32:09 AM
No.536548049
>>536548253
>>536547686
Depends on what you mean by "few months"
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 12:33:24 AM
No.536548189
>>536548005
I think you're in the wrong thread bro
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 12:33:26 AM
No.536548193
>>536579106
>>536547686
Say hello to the AP4 check
Be advised
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 12:33:27 AM
No.536548196
>>536547609
the rate of fire on them is so fucking slow you're better off with single fire
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 12:33:45 AM
No.536548234
>>536548525
>>536548945
I haven't played for nearly a year up until today. I played a few 6s with randos just to get my feet wet. Who wants to watch me make a fool of myself?
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241815331313/76561198035295262
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 12:33:57 AM
No.536548253
>>536561940
>>536548049
Just over 6 months
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 12:34:01 AM
No.536548260
>Drop on squids with a friend
>we get absolutely annihilated by non-stop fleshmobs, harvesters, and a thousand voteless fueled by a century of hatred
>2 randos join
>spawns crawl to a stop and existing enemies become sluggish and barely aggressive
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 12:34:19 AM
No.536548298
>>536548005
Already it has more effort than the average AH update.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 12:35:04 AM
No.536548369
>>536548972
>>536589324
>>536545875
>presented as a satire of a suffocating dystopia
>streets clean, everyone dressed well, everyone has a nice little suburban home that's nicer than 80% of the homes in my town
>oh, but there's censorship and a creepy level of state surveillance of the population! And, the government LIES to you
Okay, but we have that last part now and none of the other good stuff that Super Earth citizens get... Can we at least have the competent dystopia, where the bureaucracy at least promise material benefits?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 12:35:38 AM
No.536548437
>>536548628
>>536548764
>Datamining is unironically a bigger cancer than microtransactions
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 12:36:21 AM
No.536548525
>>536548945
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 12:37:23 AM
No.536548628
>>536548764
>>536548437
Seriously what these "people" (quoted troon) doing here??!
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 12:40:10 AM
No.536548945
>>536548234
>>536548525
All full on voyeurs to my demise
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 12:40:22 AM
No.536548972
>>536549251
>>536589324
>>536548369
We are missing the critical information of what the day-to-day of a standard citizen looks like and what the criteria is for being sent to bioreclaimation.
There's probably no weekends, holidays would, if anything, have more work hours than a standard day. I'm just gonna assume the standard work day is 12 hours with 3 20 minute patriotic affirmation breaks where people stop working to salute the flag and sing the anthem. Mobility is likely limited to the immediate area around your house and designated workplace.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 12:41:26 AM
No.536549084
>>536548764
37 minus 35 is not 1 you trog
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 12:42:20 AM
No.536549187
>>536549286
>>536549507
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 12:42:24 AM
No.536549192
>>536542576
>shota for scale
oh yes
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 12:42:57 AM
No.536549251
>>536548972
I work at a PCB factory and that's already my lot in life :)
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 12:43:14 AM
No.536549286
>>536549507
>>536549187
do people not realize you can turn off the (You)?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 12:43:25 AM
No.536549305
>>536549507
>>536548764
You caught me
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 12:44:38 AM
No.536549443
Is this the Halo thread?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 12:45:13 AM
No.536549501
>>536548793
Robutt(Undemocratic)...
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 12:45:16 AM
No.536549507
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 12:45:36 AM
No.536549556
Democoffee!
Because it's what's available!
Just started playing, what should I work towards so I'm not an absolute shitter who drags the team down? HMG emplacement looked good so that's what I'm going for now. Some lvl 150 dropped in with mechs and a stationary tank gun thing that looked to be from the urban legends list, so that's what I'm saving up credits for in the long haul.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 12:48:41 AM
No.536549880
>>536549679
Emplacements are bad on everything but bots because both squids and bugs both run you down and don't give you space for it. Bots are slow and so you can take your time. As long as you have a shield generator relay to protect yourself you'll be fine.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 12:49:39 AM
No.536549998
>>536549679
HMG emplacement is good but stationary so very situational. Personally I think the starting loadout is very good so go for what you want, but getting some proper anti-tank might make things easier for you.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 12:51:41 AM
No.536550213
lobby doko
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 12:53:18 AM
No.536550405
>>536549679
>Eagle Strafe
>Expendable ATs
>Supply Pack
>MG Sentry
These are always good. Anything else is up to personal preference.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 12:54:24 AM
No.536550541
>>536551579
>>536558857
Which red stratagems are we still missing?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 12:55:34 AM
No.536550658
Is there an easy way to reference every weapon's durable damage in a chart or do I have to dig through the attribute graphs for each weapon individually?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:01:17 AM
No.536551271
>>536561549
Piloted bomb drone when?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:02:10 AM
No.536551365
>>536544193
Remove all variants
Regroup them into parts you can unlock from warbond instead i.e breaker s&p into duck bill part, breaker incendiary into inc shell, libpen into AP ammo type etc,
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:02:20 AM
No.536551395
>>536551536
Baza can you shut the fuck up?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:03:50 AM
No.536551536
>>536551395
What the fuck did I do?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:04:12 AM
No.536551579
>>536552314
>>536552474
>>536550541
Fuel-air. Daisy Cutter. Strategic bombing (leaked). Air-to-air strike (leaked). Airdropped light tank. Airborne infantry. Airborne recon.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:04:53 AM
No.536551654
>>536549679
HMG Emplacement's all about getting it down ahead of time and in a good position, other anon said its weak to bugs and squids running you down and thats absolutely its biggest weakness BUT if you aren't throwing it down in the middle of an enemy call-in you should get enough enemies funnelling to you that you can kill them easily enough, with some exceptions for heavies like Bile Titans.
Honestly most of the early stratagems you can unlock like Eagle Airstrike or Strafing Run, Expendable Anti-Tank or Recoilless Rifle and the Gatling or MG Sentries are all solid picks for just about any situation and can carry you for a long while until you get sick of them or find something else you like more.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:08:15 AM
No.536552007
>entire squid front is about to be occupied
Oh I just know the next major order after this mess will be to clean up the squid front a bit
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:08:16 AM
No.536552014
lobby doko
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:11:30 AM
No.536552314
>>536551579
Airdroppable T-80U in helldivers fucking when?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:13:16 AM
No.536552474
>>536552723
>>536551579
>Airborne recon
Bro, your FRV?
>Airdropped light tank
Bro, your exosuit?
We just need SEAF squad drops
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:14:23 AM
No.536552586
Do you think xboxdivers will have fun playing Joel's shitty masturbatory map painting simulator
D10 whatever the fuck I want
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241818100235
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:15:51 AM
No.536552723
>>536553042
>>536552474
>We just need SEAF squad drops
That will defeat the Helldivers whole purpose.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:17:22 AM
No.536552879
>>536552645
>Pube
Shan't be joinin
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:18:31 AM
No.536553004
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:18:57 AM
No.536553042
>>536557846
>>536552723
It...it wouldn't tho?
>"hmm, maybe I'll reinstall helldivers"
>132gb
what the fuck? the game is literally a handful of tilesets and a couple dozen enemies
nothing has changed then, I take it? Arrowhead is still grossly incompetent?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:21:54 AM
No.536553359
>>536553467
>>536553178
The best part is that the actual game is only around 30gb. The rest is just bloat.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:22:50 AM
No.536553467
>>536560854
>>536553178
>>536553359
You only have to download 25gigs of data so it'll take no time at all. It just deploys to 130gig because HDD optimization...
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:23:08 AM
No.536553495
>>536553178
Sorry Chud but bug fixing and performance optimization is low in our priority list, gotta churn out those shitty warbonds with 1 good item in them!
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:23:32 AM
No.536553542
>>536553658
>>536553836
im sure ill be able to level up the halo weapons
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:24:45 AM
No.536553658
>>536553836
>>536553542
Level up yes
customize, no
>Then why would y-
player retention
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:26:26 AM
No.536553836
>>536556826
>>536553542
>>536553658
You can't level up (or customize) the Killzone weapons either
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241815331313/76561198035295262
2/4
Need more witnesses to my incapability
What do you listen to while you dive /hdg/? Post your motivational audios!
https://youtu.be/E5b8BtGub0g?si=dAJUXnr0NQRVGeMV
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:28:59 AM
No.536554116
>>536554921
>>536546819
Whatever happened to those squid turrets? I don't see them anymore.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:29:25 AM
No.536554159
>>536554067
I don't play the game I only come here for the incredibly easy (you)s
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:29:47 AM
No.536554216
>>536554067
The in-game OST as Democracy intended
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:32:16 AM
No.536554508
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:33:27 AM
No.536554624
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:35:35 AM
No.536554868
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:36:05 AM
No.536554921
>>536554116
I see them in outposts. Their just a non threat so you never notice them
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:36:25 AM
No.536554960
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:36:55 AM
No.536555018
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:37:13 AM
No.536555045
>>536555095
>>536553963
Listen here you little shits, come play
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:37:35 AM
No.536555095
>>536555204
>>536555260
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:38:30 AM
No.536555204
>>536555095
what jerking off get in here
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:38:32 AM
No.536555209
>>536552645
>pubes
joining RIGHT NOW (actually)
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:39:01 AM
No.536555260
>>536553963
3/4
>>536555095
Busy with at dick
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:41:34 AM
No.536555510
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:44:09 AM
No.536555734
>>536553963
Noob crew full
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:49:26 AM
No.536556273
>>536593513
>>536556043
Looks like a nail to me
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:49:38 AM
No.536556301
AAAACCCCKKKKKK I CLICKED ON A SPOILER AND GOT SPOILED HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME
does look cool though really hope we get those and not the gloom expedition
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:50:08 AM
No.536556349
>>536556780
>>536556043
I still wish they just made bots invade SE and then launch the squids with the full roster
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:50:26 AM
No.536556374
>>536556043
the nigger whipper 9000
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:53:09 AM
No.536556661
>>536556043
>summons baby ghouls that are just shorter version of voteless except they can't crawl after you
Thats it?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:53:29 AM
No.536556685
>>536556349
VGH... what could have been... impaled civilians on every corner, fully detailed bot destroyers nuking entire squares as an environmental hazard, SEAF/Bot trooper firefights on alleyways and streets, bot propaganda hijacking the skyscraper screens...
https://youtu.be/VYuzjGv8hBU?t=105
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:54:38 AM
No.536556826
>>536560984
>>536553836
No need, the StA-52 is perfect as is.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:56:37 AM
No.536557021
>>536556780
>Oof, sorry anon.
>That would have cut into our 6 annual 2 month vacations a year :)
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:57:53 AM
No.536557154
>>536557297
THIS SUMMER
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:58:50 AM
No.536557257
>>536556780
Just reminded me that bot liberation cities right now are just normal cities but blown to smithereens
Still kino but I hope like the squids/bugs they get some cool converted cities with trenches, barbed wire and mines absolutely everywhere on top of making every building look like it's made of machinery
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:59:22 AM
No.536557297
>>536558083
>>536557154
Anon... Summer is almost over..
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:59:31 AM
No.536557314
>>536556780
>bots invade SE and launch several siege mech equivalents
>it grinds through the city blasting everything that moves
unfortunately it would be too kino for swedes
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:01:02 AM
No.536557480
>>536556780
>jeets and incels on SE
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:03:13 AM
No.536557697
>>536561968
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:04:17 AM
No.536557821
>>536561598
>>536547386
It's based. The developers never tease shit except warbonds. I want to know they're actually doing something instead of just swigging around.
>August 26th
>Xbox divers arrive
>Still lose on every front, Earth is overrun
>The REAL update drops
>DSS is destroyed, SE lost, Bugs/Bots/Squid fighting eachother
>Helldivers have to fight a guerilla war to retake territory or recover assets we lost on the various front
>Clan update adds mini DSS stations to help with decentralized/asymetric phase of the GW
>Joel gives us actual suicide missions, commando ops, etc instead of spamming +40 strength invasions
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:04:34 AM
No.536557846
>>536553042
What the fuck is the point of sending SEAF behind enemy lines when there's already Helldivers. It's guarantee suicide since Pelican don't have space to pick them up. S(w)E(den) maybe satirically idiot but they wouldn't do this.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:05:36 AM
No.536557950
>>536557829
immaculate hopium, pass me some of that
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:06:18 AM
No.536558012
>>536557829
nothing is going to happen
you will get cultists on christmas
this is all
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:07:14 AM
No.536558083
>>536557297
He means next summer.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:07:33 AM
No.536558121
>>536557829
>Joel gives us
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:09:45 AM
No.536558329
>>536558780
I miss nerfdivers when the devs would nerf every boring "strategy" instead of buffing everything into mindlessness.
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241821182881/76561199108851031
d10 whatevs, might go on for a full op but shit might come up in the middle so whoever is # 2 hosts the lobby in my stead.
also, if anyone is up for some Reach ff on mcc later, send in your gamertag pls
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:12:00 AM
No.536558574
>>536559327
>>536557829
>le epic ODSTs arrive to turn the tide!
>still can only defend or liberate 1 planet at a time
>still hold less planets than before the MO
>back to endless lvl 50 invasion defenses not even a month later
This is what will actually happen
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:12:53 AM
No.536558675
>>536545429
>Ministry of Prosperity
>Muffled "oy vey!" over the mic every time you fire a bullet and miss
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:12:54 AM
No.536558678
>>536557829
Game is life on support. Change of this size is like making Helldivers 3
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:13:21 AM
No.536558726
>>536559170
>xbox release
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:13:47 AM
No.536558780
>>536558329
You mean like how they nerfed gas, fire, arc and melee for no reason at all last month?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:14:12 AM
No.536558829
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:14:18 AM
No.536558843
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241815331313/76561198035295262
2/4
I am slightly less ass than first expected
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:14:29 AM
No.536558857
>>536559001
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:15:42 AM
No.536558983
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:15:48 AM
No.536559001
>>536558857
I can't even remember if an Eagle EMS strike exists or not
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:15:49 AM
No.536559002
>>536559634
>>536560005
>THEY RUINED IT! THEY RUINED HELLDIVERS! ITS ALL DIFFERENT AND THATS BAD!
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:17:12 AM
No.536559103
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:17:20 AM
No.536559113
>>536561234
Is it possible to creamapi the dlc to get the warbond token? Yes I am already cheating in SC, I am just curious.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:17:57 AM
No.536559170
>>536558726
I'm doing my part!
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:18:53 AM
No.536559259
>>536557829
>Clan update adds mini DSS stations to help with decentralized/asymetric phase of the GW
Quick guys, we have to vote for our democratically elected clan leader!
>>536558574
>Reinforcements arrive!
>Liberation speed drops with population
>Nothing gets done fast enough
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:20:04 AM
No.536559370
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:21:05 AM
No.536559479
>>536559327
watch enemy resistance levels conspicuously drop when xbawks drops;
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:21:13 AM
No.536559493
>>536560172
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:21:36 AM
No.536559535
>>536455049
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6x69yRmIYA
Gentlemen, it pleases me to announce I have found the perfect artstyle/graphic solution for HD3
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:22:41 AM
No.536559634
>>536559002
They DID ruin Helldivers, mostly due to technical incompetence.
Over 100 gigs of repeating textures and models. The LibPen model is in the game no less than 2 dozen times.
>>536559327
>not noticing that the MO are numbers killed so more players = more progress.
Come kill bots
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241818100235/76561198059669689
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:26:10 AM
No.536560005
>>536559002
>engineer picks up a pre nerfed railgun and starts freaking out
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:26:33 AM
No.536560043
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:27:42 AM
No.536560172
>>536559493
>>536559903
we're here now if you want to rejoin
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:28:21 AM
No.536560235
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:29:49 AM
No.536560401
I haven't played in about 2 months but holy fuck the game runs worse now and AA looks blurrierr than usual. How is this shit acceptable? How bad is it on PS5? How bad will it be on Xbox?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:34:22 AM
No.536560854
>>536553467
I think you mean SUPER HDD optimization.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:35:53 AM
No.536560984
>>536561287
>>536556826
Obviously not or else they wouldn't have added a holo sight to it in KZ3.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:36:27 AM
No.536561045
The only way to nerf leviathans is to follow through with Arrowhead's design credence of "they are meant to be avoided, not engaged" by ultimately removing them from the game. When that anti-content enemy isn't in the game, then players are 100% avoiding them all the time. Simple.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:37:25 AM
No.536561140
>>536561541
where lobby
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:38:24 AM
No.536561234
>>536559113
I wish they added creampie dlc
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:39:02 AM
No.536561287
>>536560984
Don't (You) me again, ISA scum!
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:41:43 AM
No.536561530
>>536563171
>>536558413
>mcc
I'll play if you're cute
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:41:49 AM
No.536561541
>>536561140
I can host in a bit.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:41:57 AM
No.536561549
>>536551271
Thatβs too undemocratic. What are you scared of? Canβt fight the enemy face to face?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:42:05 AM
No.536561557
>>536562306
>>536562536
Attention Helldivers, we have a new test of your democratic inclinations!
You are on a mission that requires the use of your Portable Hellbomb. It is the only means of completing the objective, and you cannot get another. However, you have encountered a container which you know (via prescience) to contain a single instance of Super Credits (10), unfortunately you have no grenades or weapons capable of opening the container other than your Portable Hellbomb and the Super Destroyer has left orbit, so no stratagems are available. Do you complete the mission, or doom the operation in exchange for ten (10) Super Credits?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:42:37 AM
No.536561598
>>536557821
>It's based.
Election tourists have done irreversible damage to that word and its misused by retards like you with no understanding of the word.
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241822623715/76561198024623656
Probably bots D10, but we can play a different faction if people want.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:46:16 AM
No.536561940
>>536548253
Then in that case, you missed out on a bunch of new squid units, the new megacities biome, weapon customization, several warbonds, and a new bot unit, among other things.
Thermite is still king, and not much has changed about Grenade Pistol, but I would not personally consider it top tier anymore since 6+2 grenades is still somewhat limiting in terms of ammo if you like busting spawners. Adjudicator has gotten better (and hell, most primary weapons have), you can do well with it but I personally consider Lib Penetrator to be a better all-round gun.
But mainly, a lot of new stuff got added to the game and you'll definitely want to try them out and take advantage of them, especially the new warbonds.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:46:35 AM
No.536561968
>>536557697
Hey, I remember hearing this in Civ V and loving it
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:49:39 AM
No.536562267
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:49:59 AM
No.536562306
>>536561557
I scream at the top of my lungs to summon my fellow helldiver (and loyal constituent) to open the door for me. Teamwork is the democratic way, after all!
I am the supply pack mule. You might not think me necessary, but I persist.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:52:04 AM
No.536562531
>>536562489
I don't remember writing this
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:52:06 AM
No.536562536
>>536561557
simple, i pick up the objective and throw it over to the container and blow them both up forgetting to drop the portable hellbomb as i activate it while another teammate picks it up for me
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:52:43 AM
No.536562606
>>536562489
You will be my future wife, and supply pack mule.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:53:26 AM
No.536562681
destroyer upgrades...
new strategems...
any new content...
doko..
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:54:14 AM
No.536562773
>scrolling through my Youtube feed
>shorts and videos abound making memes about and hyping up the Xbox inclusion in the game and the ODST warbond
>Feel nothing but disgust and annoyance at people actually enjoying this game that I hate now
I miss being able to get excited with others, I'm so bitter now that anytime people start getting excited about/praising Helldivers 2 it makes me mad.
I genuinely cringe with disgust and seethe with bitter annoyance whenever I see people hyping up the game and having fun. Its like I subconsciously want everyone to be as miserable as me.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:56:44 AM
No.536563018
>>536562893
Give them a month before they pray daily for a swede holocaust like the rest of us.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:57:34 AM
No.536563097
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:57:50 AM
No.536563125
>>536565874
>>536562893
literally me, but with warframe
cheers to us, anon
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:58:01 AM
No.536563147
>>536562489
Better resupply my Airburst, ill defend you my himcess.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:58:16 AM
No.536563171
>>536561530
well im a brown nigga, so no im not cute, can we still play tho?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:59:33 AM
No.536563304
Bugs owe me sex
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:00:07 AM
No.536563362
squids owe me sex
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:00:55 AM
No.536563436
bots code in hex
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:01:28 AM
No.536563496
>>536549679
Focus primarily on Super Destroyer upgrades. The ones you need ASAP are Donation Access License and Expanded Weapons Bay, most of the rest you can get at your leisure depending on what your playstyle is (call in loads of sentries, orbital artillery vs. Eagle call-ins, etc.). Cooldown reductions go a long way towards making stratagems more usable, and once you eventually get Superior Packing Methodology and Morale Augmentation you'll be happy as a clam.
Accessing anti-tank weaponry is great but not absolutely necessary until you hit D6 or so. In the early going focus on unlocking armor penetration and chaff killers, the MG-43 that the game gives you for free is very strong and well-rounded but you'll eventually want others for more variety. The ones I would recommend unlocking ASAP are Autocannon and EAT, others that might come in handy are the HMG, Laser Cannon and Quasar Cannon. Backpacks can also be super handy, the Supply Pack, Shield Generator Pack and Guard Dog are good to have access to.
Don't focus too much on weapon customization, it's mostly optional and you'll be perfectly fine without it for a long time. You should be spending your requisition slips on support weapon unlocks first, those are far more impactful.
Other than all that, ignore Mines and Mortar Emplacements, and don't get too attached to Exosuits (they're super strong at low difficulties but become a joke past D8 or so). Sentries can be handy but don't rely on them to do all the work for you.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:03:07 AM
No.536563662
>>536564035
>>536566386
>>536562893
I just hate how hard theyβre trying to astroturf this into some huge community moment. Granted the legitimate community driven ones get run into the ground by reddit inside a month, but theyβre at least compelling as they happen. Engineering some helmβs deep moment with xbox rookies is just pathetic, nothing that happens in the next two weeks is going to feel earned.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:06:03 AM
No.536563972
>>536562893
No worries. Once they experience the shitheap that is this game they all end up bitter like you anyway. The only people getting hyped for this game anymore are people that haven't actually played it to know how garbage it is.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:06:47 AM
No.536564035
>>536564773
>>536566386
>>536563662
This anon threw a trvke. Why can't Joel just fucking get into his thick fucking skull that most of the trending moments of this game have been RP and events actively hosted by the playerbase themselves?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:14:21 AM
No.536564773
>>536566386
>>536564035
Uhh bro, didn't you watch the epic JOEL Chronicles? There were some real nail biters there.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:17:35 AM
No.536565117
>>536579785
I want a tank
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:25:37 AM
No.536565874
>>536566074
>>536563125
God I want to get into Warframe so bad but its such a miserable fucking game dude, why are all the cool games so fucking bad
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:27:33 AM
No.536566074
>>536565874
Just get autism and/or something to watch while grinding
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:30:16 AM
No.536566330
>>536566490
>it takes helldivers a week to liberate 3 planets
>enemy factions can just take 5 planets in a single day
>still get defense MOs 90% of the time
>>536563662
>>536564035
>>536564773
Imagine being such a dogshit writer that even with a continuity as retarded and over the top as helldivers you can't find a way to make your gossamer-thin plot work with the player base.
Like is it so hard to just have a plan for both the players winning AND the players losing? The most egregious example of this was during the Super-Earth invasion, it is so ACHINGLY obvious that Joel tried to force the final battle in Swedistan itself even when the Chinese player base held the line.
They didn't congratulate or acknowledge the win in hardly any way, they didn't commemorate the moment the player base united to hold the Eternal Kingdom together, they seethed EXTREMELY hard and phoned in the rest of the invasion in retailiation.
What the fuck? the player base uniting to do something unexpected and cool is what MAKES live service games. This is just a railroading DM on a scale never-before-seen. Its so lame and gay.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:31:57 AM
No.536566490
>>536567241
>>536566330
The galactic war is just a power fantasy for narrowhead
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:34:51 AM
No.536566753
>>536566386
The playerbase is only allowed to do something cool on their own if Joel approves of it.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:36:16 AM
No.536566879
>>536567105
>>536566386
I kinda wish there were 3 writers for each faction, all of them pulled off this gennie, each with their own independent storylines to get Joel's faggot ass incompetency off everyone. Bugdivers can enjoy actually encircling retarded bugs and suffocating them all through supply lines and expert planet cut offs. Botdivers enjoy shit getting bad on their front thanks to a writer having a modicum of strategic planning and making them believe they're actually fighting an intelligent enemy. Squids might get something beyond the usual shit, maybe with the complete roster the new GM can actually create an interesting storyline for Gaylos to hop on.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:37:08 AM
No.536566948
>>536566386
The SE invasion was so poorly done, instead of having le epic last stand in the capital in swedistan (which, disappointingly, looked the exact same as all the other cities), they should have had the squids get bogged in the last 2 or 3 cities. That way the players would feel like they accomplished something other than following a very obviously railroaded plot, AH gets more time to make the fucking CAPITAL of SUPER EARTH unique in some way instead of a copypasted megacity, and the next time SE is invaded and we have to fight in the capital it actually feels meaningful.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:38:46 AM
No.536567105
>>536567992
>>536566879
Honestly this sounds way better. Its clear the factions have players that only really care about one faction. And detaching them and letting them have their own stories would honestly feel way more organic and dynamic than the shit we have now where every faction is just taking turns attacking.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:40:23 AM
No.536567241
>>536566490
Joel jerks off to it, I can't prove it but I know.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:41:29 AM
No.536567348
>>536567945
>>536566386
I, for one, really enjoyed when Dickhead kept fiddling with the invasion rates to try and collapse the city defenses while the players were asleep.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:48:07 AM
No.536567945
>>536567348
It was incredibly funny when he kept failing at increasing Charger spawns, so much so Bot players reported huge numbers of hulks and striders.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:48:23 AM
No.536567974
>>536566386
SE invasion fucked sucked. If they could glass mars, why couldn't they glass super earth? SE invasion didn't even feel like an invasion either, zero (0) skybox kino, looked and ran like shit and mega cities were just lazy copy paste tiles with no unique feel to them
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:48:35 AM
No.536567992
>>536567105
It also makes voluntaries from other factions way more genuine. It'd make sense narratively too - if a front is being taken care of quite smoothly and there some of its divers are in need for more challenges, then they can rotate, or if there's a juicy fucking reward that might be shared between factions, then the people who go elsewhere actually do so with enthusiasm.
It also allows for reviews and feedback on specific faction gameplay to cater to the people who actually play them, allowing the swedes to fine-tune them into a perfect combo of gaminess and difficulty. At the very least the 3 writers idea is pretty fucking simple to do, regardless.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:50:26 AM
No.536568162
this is all far too much arrowhead is incapable of this stop the hope and dreaming...
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:55:32 AM
No.536568676
>>536571781
>>536575374
>Take off all attachments on the defender
>Its recoil is easier to control, easier to aim due to less sway
>Despite the former being the reason to use them to begin with
Sasuga, Arrowhead.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:57:02 AM
No.536568810
Arrowhead
Its time to adress the Cultists. Everyone knows about them. Everyones expecting them. We've all seen the leaks, *you*ve seen the leaks. You *know* people want to see them. Its time.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:58:32 AM
No.536568949
squids d10 delayed until tomorrow morning
i must rest
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:07:10 AM
No.536569739
>>536569869
>>536570390
There is approximately a 20% chance the Xbox launch goes 100% smoothly
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:08:35 AM
No.536569869
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:15:04 AM
No.536570390
>>536571639
>>536569739
There will be like 5k new concurrent players for a week or two what are you people expecting. Not much that could go wrong besides the game running like shit in consoles.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:17:11 AM
No.536570585
>>536589904
>mess around with some settings at recommendation, turn on my steam overlays
>RTX 2080 Super GPU is like 30-50% usage when at native resolution
>i7-6700 CPU is throttling itself no matter what resolution scale I choose
I know my CPU was my weakest component, and getting a new one requires a new computer since it would require a motherboard replacement altogether, but even on the damn ship it's throttling this thing. The hell are they trying to calculate?
Yeah, all three factions are headed to super earth, it's fucking over
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:25:23 AM
No.536571360
>>536571457
SAVE US JOHN HALO
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:26:24 AM
No.536571457
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:26:25 AM
No.536571461
>>536571624
Anyone spawning Super creds, I want da halo pack
>>536571162
>All three
You mean squids and bots because bugs sputtered out.
Inb4 theres a lore drop about how the squids and bots are teaming up hence why the bugs arnt doing jack shit.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:28:26 AM
No.536571621
>>536571773
>>536572202
>>536571162
If arrowhead somehow managed to pulled off all 3 faction on super earth at the same time AND in the same missions at the same time for a 4 way fuck fest, I will take back EVERYTHING I've said. But since that isn't gonna happen, lol, lmao even
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:28:26 AM
No.536571624
>>536571461
Yeah. Invite sent ;)
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:28:32 AM
No.536571639
>>536570390
I'm expecting 50k concurrent bear minimum. Not only will it stir up other players, it's going to easily have a bare minimum launch of 20k preorders
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:29:56 AM
No.536571773
>>536571840
>>536571621
They said its unlikely because it would rape your CPU.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:30:03 AM
No.536571781
>>536571983
>>536568676
I see you also came to the same conclusion. I hope they write a big swedish apology note about their bad ideas and hidden stats.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:30:47 AM
No.536571840
>>536571773
The curse of swigger devs, make a really cool
but lack the actual ability to make it happen correctly and completely.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:32:24 AM
No.536571983
>>536571781
>hidden stats
This is the worst offender, really. I'd imagine some casual player wondering why his guns feel worse but not being able to understand the why of it.
>buy 40$ game
>90% of the games content is behind a pay wall
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:33:33 AM
No.536572068
>>536572136
>>536572001
do you look like this image? will you date me? even if I'm brown and short
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:33:50 AM
No.536572105
>>536572001
First swigger game?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:34:15 AM
No.536572136
>>536572068
Yeah, only in minecraft
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:34:30 AM
No.536572158
>driving car in city mission
>mark exit and start driving towards it
>host hops out and marks a nest
>swing back and start going back
>park near him so he can get back in
>doesn't
>oh well, do a donut to re-orient and head towards the nest
>swing into him non-lethally as we do, knocking him over
>50ft later drive the 3 of us into one of those giant holes on bug city maps that instakills you and loses all your samples
>host didn't move for a solid 20s and then I got booted
lol. lmao.
It really was an accident.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:34:38 AM
No.536572173
Make the reprimand 1-handed, it'll still be a pretty mediocre primary but at least it'd have a niche with shields
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:34:59 AM
No.536572202
>>536571621
>>536571601
>bots and squids fight the bugs untill you show up and they all turn on you
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:36:35 AM
No.536572343
>>536572630
>>536571601
The bugs are waiting for tyranny park to explode (again) and itβs getting close, probably another 2 days
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:39:45 AM
No.536572630
>>536572847
>>536572343
>Rebuild landmark
>Rig it because bugchasers cant kill chargers
>Blow it up a week later
What the fuck was the point?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:41:55 AM
No.536572847
>>536572630
That wasnβt there until Errata Prime fell to the bugs in the initial attacks of the MO I imagine it would stop if we take back the planet but that wonβt happen with the bot and squid attacks
She's done. At least as much as I care to do
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:45:43 AM
No.536573181
>>536575313
>>536573083
Cute, would gladly get teamkilled by her over and over.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:45:59 AM
No.536573214
>>536575313
>>536573083
eagle 1 should be a redhead. Redheads are so hot
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:46:08 AM
No.536573224
>>536575313
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:47:10 AM
No.536573317
>>536575313
>>536573083
Good shit anon
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:48:00 AM
No.536573398
>>536573724
>>536574085
d10
Lobby Picks
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241830037784/76561197999417031
Last one for the night
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:48:16 AM
No.536573415
>>536573687
Eagle 1 is canonically a Black woman though?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:49:04 AM
No.536573498
>tfw no double leg amputee eagle-1 with a fat ass
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:49:21 AM
No.536573525
Leaked footage of the SPNKR in action ingame!!
https://litter.catbox.moe/7n03o3mf0hcc417q.mp4
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:50:01 AM
No.536573589
I don't know why anyone would waste time drawing when you can gen shit in 2025
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:51:04 AM
No.536573687
>>536573834
>>536574401
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:51:28 AM
No.536573724
>>536573398
pls get in here I wanna do the killing before bed
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:52:39 AM
No.536573830
>>536573901
>>536578262
>>536572001
>Buy 40$ Live Service game
>The "Live Service" part doesn't actually mean anything since barely any new free content ever gets added, everything is just paid DLC
>All DLCs cost 140 dollars, and they will never ever get any discounts
>Said DLCs don't even offer anything of value, usually just some obsolete gear
This entire game is basically premium pricing for dogshit content, all the predatory bullshit from GAAS shit but with none of the upsides like actual regular content.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:52:41 AM
No.536573834
>>536574334
>>536574401
>>536573687
She is though.
>>536573083 is literally a reddit OC.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:53:33 AM
No.536573901
>>536574383
>>536573830
>>536572001
> Live service games are ways to monetize video games either after their initial sale, or to support a free-to-play model. Games released under the live service model typically receive a long or indefinite stream of monetized new content over time to encourage players to continue paying to support the game. This often leads to games that work under a live service model to be called "living games" or "live games" since they continually change with these updates.
You both are fucking stupid.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:54:22 AM
No.536573963
why did they even make muzzle attachments where 3 out of the 4 of them are blatantly dogshit and there's only 1 obvious choice..... do the swedes even think at this point or do they just ask the magic 8 ball for everything?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:55:09 AM
No.536574025
>>536575313
>>536573083
excellent twin, I appreciate the little details like the mole on her cheek and the freckles, continue to make great art fren
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:55:52 AM
No.536574085
>>536573398
2/4 let's go chuds
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:56:15 AM
No.536574114
>>536573083
now draw her sucking cock
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:56:58 AM
No.536574182
>>536574305
>>536543989 (OP)
I guess I'll be getting ready to dive with you again soon bros.
Since... Content en route?
I've missed the sheer competence of /hdg/
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:58:27 AM
No.536574305
>>536574182
T U E S D A Y
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:58:45 AM
No.536574334
>>536573834
Why are reddit OCs so much better than ours, it's fucking shameful
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:59:25 AM
No.536574383
>>536574575
>>536573901
I specifically said that this game has all the bad shit of GAAS with none of the upsides.
I have no fucking clue what you're even trying to argue here.
Watch your tone if you want to act like retard around here, swigger.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:59:38 AM
No.536574401
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:00:30 AM
No.536574490
ggs
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:01:22 AM
No.536574575
>>536574383
>Plays Liver service game
>Gets mad when it has the traits of a live service game
Maybe quit sucking dick and complaining you dont like the taste of dick.
Its mainly in response to this moron here:
>>536572001
Yes, dumb fuck. Thats how most live service games are.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:05:08 AM
No.536574871
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:08:47 AM
No.536575206
Is there even a reason to get THAT mad about it being live service? Shit, to the average player not concerned with a greater narrative it's basically just shifting objectives and randomized conditions with the occasional extra new content thrown in. It's not like Fortnite constantly shoveling shit down your throat like you have ADHD and expecting you to buy fifty new cosmetics to be hip.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:10:02 AM
No.536575313
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:10:43 AM
No.536575374
>>536568676
Barrel attachments add sway to a gun, which makes the SMGs have even more sway. Realistically, the only good barrel attachments for all the guns is flash hider, and that's because it actually does hide the muzzle flash, which helps prevent you getting flashbanged everytime you fire while ADS'ing. If you're not ADS'ing though then not a single barrel attachment is worth it.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:10:49 AM
No.536575383
>>536575606
*ragdolls you*
*punishes you for not taking AT or thermites*
*punishes you for placing your sentry on a vantage point*
*ragdolls you again*
*makes bots less fun just by existing*
I don't like war striders
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:13:06 AM
No.536575606
>>536575383
I wish they'd replace its bunker turret lasers to the annihilator turret cannons instead
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:13:29 AM
No.536575641
>>536575701
>>536573083
I look like this by the way :)
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:13:41 AM
No.536575658
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:14:07 AM
No.536575701
>>536575641
Can you suck my cock?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:14:25 AM
No.536575734
>>536575892
>>536606967
>>536571601
The bugs are literally just animals. They want to be left alone more than actually co-ordinating to attack Super Earth, because they aren't sentient enough for that. It's why every time we have a gloom expedition a huge wave of bugs comes out to fuck up like 5 planets or so. It's like a child smacking a beehive with a bat and wondering why the bees are now swarming him and trying to kill him, then blaming the bees for it in the end instead of themselves for being retarded.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:16:15 AM
No.536575892
>>536575734
Honestly I half wonder if the whole embryo sub-mission thing is Super Earth playing with experimentation on Terminids and accidentally unleashing them on several planets bit by bit until they have unremovable infestations without glassing worlds.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:17:21 AM
No.536575983
Anyone wanna host a bug lobby?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:18:27 AM
No.536576074
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:19:13 AM
No.536576143
>>536578337
>>536573083
>no chest behind the helmet
That's a male eagle
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:19:54 AM
No.536576202
>>536576371
>>536558413
What's your steam? i already added you on Xbox yesterday
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:21:54 AM
No.536576371
>>536576783
>>536576202
That final string of numbers at the end of a lobby link contains the poster's steam ID.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:26:19 AM
No.536576749
>>536576316
>I FOLLOW YOU SAAR-ACK
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:26:38 AM
No.536576783
>>536576980
>>536576371
well, i sent a friend request now
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:26:46 AM
No.536576795
>>536577178
>>536576316
you murdered her...
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:26:48 AM
No.536576802
>>536576316
>every single le grunt fantasy role player in my public lobbys
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:28:45 AM
No.536576980
>>536577103
>>536576783
i didn get anything vro, you sure you sent me one?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:30:10 AM
No.536577103
>>536576980
i dunno, i'll just send you my profile through the xbox app i guess
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:30:10 AM
No.536577104
>>536577451
eagle-chan's sweaty armpits...
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:30:44 AM
No.536577163
>>536577348
>>536577571
Okay, Im not a schizo. I KNOW this shit is fucking true, i just dont have proof.
This game has a hidden meter to track how many things you did in a single life, the more you do, the harder the game will try to ruin your streak. Every single time I start wrecking shit, the game will spam heavy after heavy and enemies I cant even see will instantly call in a drop/breach. But the moment I die, this all mysteriously stops.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:30:53 AM
No.536577178
>>536576795
We'll make due
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:32:13 AM
No.536577306
>>536577357
D10 bugs. im a bit rusty so im picking a lower difficulty for today.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:32:28 AM
No.536577326
>repair database
>clear system software cache
>reset console
>vacuum console
>dust tv
>new batts in the paddle
anything else a Series S owner should know?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:32:44 AM
No.536577348
>>536577163
I'm convinced.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:32:49 AM
No.536577357
>>536577619
>>536577306
there's no difference between d5 to d10 anon they're all piss easy
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:32:55 AM
No.536577369
>>536577505
>>536577565
https://www.nexusmods.com/helldivers2/mods/7491
i feel bad for every modder considering what comes tuesday, enjoy these little things while you can divers
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:33:47 AM
No.536577451
>>536578051
>>536577104
Eagle-chan's sweaty feet...
You need situational awareness and target prioritization to fight squids and the average gamer dad lacks both. That's why people piss and the shit themselves over squids. GIT GUD! Thank you for your attention to this matter!
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:34:20 AM
No.536577505
>>536577369
my miku grenades...
my mexican fiesta bug holes...
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:34:47 AM
No.536577545
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:35:01 AM
No.536577565
>>536577369
I am not looking forward to being forced native again...
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:35:05 AM
No.536577571
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:35:39 AM
No.536577619
>>536577752
>>536577357
Maybe to you who spends all day playing this game. But i am a 48 year old man with a job, i want to play something easier than d10.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:37:13 AM
No.536577752
>>536577619
what do you find difficult about it?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:41:01 AM
No.536578051
>>536578257
>>536590481
>>536577451
Eagle-chan's sweaty cock and balls
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:43:25 AM
No.536578257
>>536578051
Eagle-chan's perfectly balanced checkbook and good credit score
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:43:29 AM
No.536578262
>>536573830
it's regular content
it may not be good most of the time but it is regular
look at darktide if you want to see a live service game that utterly lied about live service
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:44:22 AM
No.536578337
>>536576143
She just wraps her chest to stop it from uhh, sloshing everywhere
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:44:50 AM
No.536578374
>>536578803
>>536587403
>>536558413
aight we're 3/4 for Reach firefight, if one more person wants to join add me on steam onegai
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:46:38 AM
No.536578513
>>536544689
Yeah, this inflated battle with all the race enemies attacking is bullshit. I'm so annoyed at it, because I know it's trying to generate hype for Xbox players, I just don't want to bother.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:50:07 AM
No.536578803
>>536579746
>>536578374
starting in a few min, also more than 4 people can join, up to 8 lol
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:51:06 AM
No.536578887
>>536577501
2% faction says what?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:53:49 AM
No.536579106
>>536548193
>going into bots with light and medium pen weapons only
are you retarded?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:55:33 AM
No.536579271
Besides the refresh of Xbox players, if there's even that many to begin with, you think the pre-order armor will ever escape its purgatory?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:55:51 AM
No.536579291
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 5:57:06 AM
No.536579396
EVERY time I take a break from this game, Arrowhead launches some fucked up MO where the shit hits the fan
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:00:36 AM
No.536579698
sc farm anyone?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:01:08 AM
No.536579746
>>536578803
aight we're 4/8, heroic dif on glacier
>>536565117
helldivers 2 tank real
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:02:51 AM
No.536579907
>>536580338
>>536579613
>>536579785
Sloppa jeets get the rope
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:07:47 AM
No.536580338
>>536580883
>>536579907
i imagine the robutt gets a lot of rope, if you get my meaning
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:07:57 AM
No.536580352
squids are boring because they're the faction without conventional armor values. divers generally like the armor system though. it adds structure and shortcuts to the gameplay. there are very few people that just want to dakka and chill without much think. most players just get bored by that. they signed up for an action game, not clearing mmo trash.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:08:04 AM
No.536580363
>>536580747
>there are niggers that don't even play the game itt
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:10:47 AM
No.536580609
>>there are niggers itt
what the heeck
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:10:48 AM
No.536580613
>>536580945
>>536581098
Xbox reinforcements aside, wouldn't the deep progress of the Illuminate in the south plus the crumbling Western and Eastern fronts mean that a very significant percentage of the human population has already been killed or enslaved? The logistical structure of their colonies and specialist manufacturing suggest that heavy industry is quite decentralized rather than Earth and the Sol system being the center of the universe with all the things crammed inside as is typical of other sci-fi settings. So when we lose planets like Achenar Secundus it is not just a small startup factory in the boonies but a hub where many ships and citizens come and go. The enemy invasion forces being counted in the billions (the MO number is to slow them down, not their total) and all three having a no-prisoner policy suggest several more times that number in human deaths, whether they were civvies or drafted. Then again the average SEAF soldier is competent enough to shoot at least a few scavengers dead, so it's not a 1:1 ratio.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:11:28 AM
No.536580679
>>536580562
Would a be a decent way of adding a no cape option honestly. Maybe make it so you have to get 50 melee kills on stalkers to unlock it. Or whatever number, that's just the first that came to mind.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:11:28 AM
No.536580680
>>536580562
Kino of the highest caliber.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:12:06 AM
No.536580741
>>536580562
>increases FPS
hell, make it FOMO too
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:12:09 AM
No.536580747
>>536580837
>>536580363
ooga booga where da white wimminz at
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:12:36 AM
No.536580794
>>536580887
don't you think these fantasies about how "Joel" is feeling are retarded
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:13:02 AM
No.536580837
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:13:28 AM
No.536580872
>>536581761
>>536544251
A crossover weapon cant be a meta pick, that's a poorly done crossover if everybody's running the ma5c 2 weeks from now. It just feels more unfortunate since shotguns are already pretty bloated and samey, SMG's are meh, and we can always use more pistols and ARs
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:13:33 AM
No.536580876
>>536579785
Someone show this to Thordan, quick!
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:13:37 AM
No.536580883
>>536580338
she certainly gets a lot of my ropes
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:13:39 AM
No.536580887
>>536580794
shut the FUCK up Joel or do you want to join Alexus in the surstromming mines????
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:14:08 AM
No.536580945
>>536581236
>>536580613
>all three having a no-prisoner policy
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:14:50 AM
No.536581013
>>536579613
I will show you shit hitting the fan alright
Hnnnnnnnnngggggggg
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:15:47 AM
No.536581098
>>536580613
Writers just have no sense of scale desu. Although if you need an in-lore reason you could argue that most civilians and war-critical infrastructure gets evacuated.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:15:59 AM
No.536581115
>>536581446
>hdg has more players playing halo than hg does
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:16:00 AM
No.536581116
We have a traitor, brute and Essex problem
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:17:18 AM
No.536581236
>>536580945
That kid is going straight into the baby-liquefier.
which helldiver armor comes with this feature?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:19:34 AM
No.536581446
>>536581472
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:19:41 AM
No.536581458
>>536581343
Bro? Your scavenger?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:19:52 AM
No.536581472
>>536581539
>>536581446
Reach firefight
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:20:49 AM
No.536581539
>>536582792
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:23:18 AM
No.536581761
>>536580872
Everyone using the MA5C would be a good reason to just throw caution to the wind and collab again so that it's just a Halogame now. Give us an armor passive that is real deal body-hugging energy shields why don't they?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:23:25 AM
No.536581772
>>536582170
>>536581343
It comes pre-installed on bugdiver armor, so that they can be conditioned to enjoy watching their captured leandiver squadmates get fucked by Big Bug Cock
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:23:35 AM
No.536581791
>>536581343
>Mjolnir crutch
>>536581343
>Kidnap and flash clone a bunch of children
>Spend years and trillions developing the necessary resources to turn them into super-soldiers
>Give them the most advanced education possible
>Half of your aspirants die from training and failed augmentation
>Each Spartan absolutely irreplaceable
>Fry their brains with sexual stimulation whenever they feel stressed (all the time)
Is ONI retarded
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:25:30 AM
No.536581978
>>536582042
>>536583075
>>536581343
>First Gears of War pedo camps
>Now Halo Auto-fapper
Why does every shooter from that era always get some weird ass lore?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:26:11 AM
No.536582042
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:26:21 AM
No.536582052
>>536581885
It's even hotter when you remember that they're like 14 when they first get deployed
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:27:00 AM
No.536582104
>>536582187
>>536581885
mfw every Spartan is a porn addicted coomer
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:27:29 AM
No.536582139
>>536581343
Only installed on leandiver armor
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:28:03 AM
No.536582170
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:28:10 AM
No.536582187
>>536582104
Chief is...
Me..?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:28:10 AM
No.536582189
>>536582369
>>536581885
They made an armor suit meant for humans to wear that by design can flex and rotate more than a human can, and so is able to maim its user by bending them a bit out of shape. Halo background lore in general is somewhat retarded when you consider it properly.
>>536582189
baseline humans lacked the reflexes to use it properly
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:31:36 AM
No.536582461
>>536582706
>>536583720
How does Master Chief piss?
>>536582369
>Lacking the reflexes to wear a suit of armor
?????
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:34:33 AM
No.536582662
>>536582975
>>536583176
>>536582532
Have you worn an armor before?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:35:03 AM
No.536582706
>>536582461
He's running at 100% efficiency. That means he has no sweat, piss, farts, tears.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:36:13 AM
No.536582792
>>536581539
whys not, itll be fun with moar ppl
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:38:36 AM
No.536582975
>>536582662
I don't know the halo lore but it's retarded if you constantly have to react to the suit so it doesn't kill you. Also no armor in real life requires reflexes to wear.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:39:57 AM
No.536583075
>>536583962
>>536584084
>>536581978
>>First Gears of War pedo camps
Sauce?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:41:12 AM
No.536583176
>>536582662
Do you need to input quick time events while wearing armour irl?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:41:27 AM
No.536583195
>>536583432
>>536582369
No that's the excuse to say why it can maim or kill someone. The problem is that it shouldn't be capable of that in the first place. The gel layer should have software limits on the amount it is allowed to bend in any given direction.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:41:57 AM
No.536583225
>>536583480
>>536549679
If you want to go full meta sweat, then stratagem wise some of the basic bitch ones that you unlock early are actually really fucking good. Eagle strafing run, EAT, MG sentry, orbital Gatling are all workhorses that work well in many situations. I like rocket sentry on the bot front. The supply backpack is also extremely strong. Meta primary weapons are things like the Eruptor/Xbow/Purifier from the democratic demolition and I think polar patriots warbond. Also, don't underestimate the default "extra padding" armor. It's deceptively good, if bland.
For a first warbond, the two that I would consider the hardest starting out are the following for the following reasons:
>Democratic detonation
It just has a lot of USEFUL stuff in it. The Eruptor and Xbow are very meta for killing things, and explosive primaries are great for closing a billion bug holes. The grenade pistol is a popular utility tool for closing bug holes when you're using a variety of non-explosive primaries. The thermite grenade is a useful anti-tank option to have in your back pocket. the Adjudicator is a powerful assault rifle, but you'll need to unlock some modifications to make it handle better.
>control group
Everything in this warbond is HOT FUCKING GARBAGE as a fucking joke. Fuck Alexus, the retarded balance lead. However there is one exception: The warp pack. The warp pack is AMAZING. Not only is it just a straight up useful mobility tool, but it also notably allows you to teleport behind the blast doors of the friendship bunkers. This will help you collect the super credits inside when your teammates are too retarded to come help open the door.
So I'd say get those two first. Either get DD because it just has more good shit in it that will make you deadlier on the battlefield faster, or get the placebo group warbond purely for the warp pack to just min-max your super credit income.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:42:10 AM
No.536583245
>>536582532
I know very little about Halo, but if you have a suit of powered armor that enhances your physical abilities, I can very easily imagine it causing muscle damage by forcing it's users to move beyond their range of motion.
I know for a fact that even if I put on some kind of armor that let me do a backflip into the splits, I would need a hospital immediately afterwards.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:42:33 AM
No.536583278
>>536583523
>>536582532
everyone in the usnc has a neural implant but the spartans have an upgraded one and their nervous system was augemented to make them react extremely fast. Mjolnir interfaces with the neural implant and bypasses the users reaction speed, basically the suit moves faster than the signal from your nerves can reach your muscles. When normal humans tested the prototypes they weren't able to handle it and got crushed
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:44:58 AM
No.536583432
>>536587026
>>536583195
The suit could fund an entire destroyer ship and crew it. Sure, with a bit of tweak you can suit up average human but that's not the point here.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:45:48 AM
No.536583480
>>536583834
>>536593360
>>536583225
Isnt the Variable pretty good? I think only the Epoch is hot garbage
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:46:21 AM
No.536583523
>>536585101
>>536583278
Thanks anon. It still doesn't really hold up under scrutiny since it would make more sense to simply add a delay, but super soldiers are cool.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:48:49 AM
No.536583720
>>536582461
They're catheterized
>>536583480
The variable is serviceable if you really want to try to make it work.
the problem is that light pen weapons often require precision aiming. Precision aiming that is hampered by the fact that it is an unergonomic sack of shit. You put up with its bullshit in exchange for the MAG DUMP mode that can situationally achieve some kills against specific big enemies in specific weakpoints. If I were to rank it, I wouldn't rate it higher than a C+. If you want to enjoy some variety, then you can make it work. But I'm not going to recommend it to anyone. Ever.
The arc grenade has some usefulness at killing stuff, but its bounciness increases teamkill risk for no reason and its lack of demo force makes it lose a shit ton of utility. There is no reason to use it when the incendiary grenade is also good at denying an area for a long time and still can provide demo force utility.
>>536583075
https://gearsofwar.fandom.com/wiki/Birthing_Creche
>The women would be impregnated through artificial insemination or sexual intercourse. Ideally, the goal was to have the women become pregnant with genetically strong offspring, and so the women in the farms were often partnered with Gears.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:53:29 AM
No.536584084
>>536584962
>>536583075
>>536583962
Oops its this line
>Women in the Birthing Creche were given extra rations over a non-serving male, and doctors gave young girls hormones at age ten so they could begin menstruation.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:54:28 AM
No.536584154
>>536583834
Variable is very good.
Ergo is very easy to overcome with some practice, at which point it's a high damage and rof assault rifle like the tendie but with more ammo.
And volley turns it into the best shotgun in the game.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:55:29 AM
No.536584230
>>536583834
Variable has fuck all recoil so you can still ping devastator heads through volume-of-fire.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:57:08 AM
No.536584359
>>536584634
>>536583834
Volley and slamfire requires you to fiddle on the ass controller made switch wheel. I would give it D.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:57:33 AM
No.536584384
>>536583834
You can't criticize our Swedish overlords at ArrowHead, now face the wall.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 6:58:29 AM
No.536584454
>>536584732
>>536548005
I was thinking about making a Analog horror involving Helldivers and a Advanced Dromaeosauridae race of Nazi Feminists. (Think JP Velociraptors meets Gears of War Locusts)
Hey I just built my PC. I haven't bought Helldivers yet. Is this game like Battlefield where I should really only play with a friend or friends?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:00:35 AM
No.536584619
>>536585210
>>536584482
It's definitely best with friends, but it's not bad with pubs unless you get paired with retards.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:00:51 AM
No.536584634
>>536584359
>filtered by the easiest skillcheck
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:01:36 AM
No.536584678
>>536585210
>>536584482
You can play with randoms. It's a bit more pleasant to play with anons from here. It's kind of obnoxious playing with randoms because I fucking swear that those faggots manage to teamkill me an ORDER OF MAGNITUDE more commonly than the enemy ever kills me. I'm not exaggerating. Holy shit check your fucking fire.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:02:20 AM
No.536584732
>>536586675
>>536584454
So... basically alien? We have squid.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:05:26 AM
No.536584962
>>536584084
Fuck, that's hot. Thanks anon.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:07:11 AM
No.536585101
>>536583523
a minor delay in a fight (especially at the speed they say spartans fight at) can be fatal
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:08:18 AM
No.536585210
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:11:11 AM
No.536585423
>>536584482
It's way better with randoms than any battlefield is except maybe 2. But as with basically any game a friend(s) enhances the experience greatly.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:11:24 AM
No.536585441
>>536586254
>>536584482
You'll be fine on some of the lower difficulties, but the game doesn't scale with the number of players so you're gimping yourself if you play with less than 4.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:12:36 AM
No.536585515
>>536584482
It has its own strength. I would not forget my favorite past time of hiding in the bushes with lunge mine.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:14:32 AM
No.536585678
>>536548005
Big thumbs up on a vibes basis. The premise of how they propagates and βwage warβ, feels a lot to infeasable, like why does their time travel seem to be working exclusively in their favour? They set picked up from the full extent of the past or whatever and then get blindly dumped onto super earthβ planets? Itβs wicked unfair that they get to pretty well just be pouring gas on fire to gain time travel out of that but the sci-if empire of super earth didnβt crack that use of e-710 themselves?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:19:12 AM
No.536586046
>>536586212
gucci the bestiality cuck furrynigger
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:21:16 AM
No.536586212
>>536586371
>>536586418
>>536586046
I read this as curry fucknigger at first
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:21:47 AM
No.536586254
>>536588068
>>536585441
That's just objectivly false.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:22:58 AM
No.536586335
>>536587781
ONLY THE STRONGEST WILL SURVIVE
LEAD ME TO SUPER EARTH WHEN WE DIE
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:23:32 AM
No.536586371
>>536586439
>>536586212
>curry fucknigger
New jeet slur just dropped.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:24:00 AM
No.536586418
>>536586212
that too, Helldivers
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:24:15 AM
No.536586439
>>536586764
>>536586371
I prefer curryniggers.
>>536460876
>>536471467
Helldivers has a lighthearted comedic tone, but I think it works really well as grimdark edgekino too.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:26:59 AM
No.536586675
>>536605775
>>536584732
More like predator, but i guess they could be considered aliens. These Dromaeosaurs are gonna be called Reclaimers because they left Earth before the K-T extincecent and went into a hypersleep tomb on Spherion.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:27:21 AM
No.536586716
>>536587540
>>536586545
It's not complex enough to be edgekino by itself, sadly.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:28:04 AM
No.536586764
>>536586945
>>536586439
curry nigger is good, but curry fucknigger somehow feels more disdainful. It also just makes intuitive sense after the monitor lizard incident.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:30:13 AM
No.536586945
>>536586991
>>536587065
>>536586764
>the monitor lizard incident.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:30:37 AM
No.536586973
>>536587084
Late US timezone is infested with awful chinkoids in the rando queue. Anytime I see those awful bugpeople glyphs I know its going to be a bad run. I hate how the modern gaming trend is to no longer have containment servers specifically for chinkoids to shit up amongst themselves.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:31:05 AM
No.536587002
>>536583962
super earth 100% has these
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:31:20 AM
No.536587026
>>536583432
>you can suit up average human
It was tested on the average human.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:31:50 AM
No.536587052
>>536586991
Just when I thought I couldn't hate curry fuckniggers anymore.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:31:56 AM
No.536587065
>>536586945
look up "Indian men rape monitor lizard to death" and google should give you the original headlines.
>>536586991
see? if you doubt me or Jewgle fails to work because it's a bad goy subject, you've even been spoonfed.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:32:11 AM
No.536587083
>>536587582
>>536581885
>Is ONI retarded
This is the same faction that had its person in charge basically create a platoon of child soldiers of her own, strap them with bombs, and keep them in reserve in case there's a necessary need to quell another insurrection on a dime, and then the bitch still gets mad about Halsey's Spartans because a friend of said leader died from the first Spartan experiments. They're so retarded, they literally have monologues about how none of their internal divisions trust each other, only one of them knows about a secret extra division, and someone finding anything more beyond that requires their immediate assassination. ONI are a farcical government military villain group that only ever lose because their plot lines drop off the face of the earth and never get resolved.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:32:12 AM
No.536587084
>>536586973
Just kick them on sight.
Or wait to see if they cheat in SC and kick them if they don't.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:33:20 AM
No.536587159
>>536587853
>>536586991
actual goblins
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:33:30 AM
No.536587171
>>536588605
So, why the name pooplove?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:34:11 AM
No.536587230
>>536582369
>baseline humans lacked the reflexes to use it properly
Also MJOLNIR IV, and possibly V, armor made for SPARTAN-IIs would break the bones of a normal person if they wore it IIRC
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:35:52 AM
No.536587364
>entire squad "leaves squadron", aka host had a connection issue mid-mission and thus abandoned me in a shitstorm
>seaf-chan has to fight an entire bot front on her own with guerilla tactics and improbable amounts of explosives
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:36:14 AM
No.536587387
>>536586991
It's amazing how the curry fuckniggers can be more disgusting than Africans eating eachother.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:36:27 AM
No.536587403
>>536578374
ggs, btw /hg/ game night is happening on friday at 9pm eastern time. you're invited.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:37:34 AM
No.536587479
>>536586545
I'm glad someone else liked this armor/helmet/cape combo enough to base their art off it. It feels like a special hidden set since it's all from different sets/bonds.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:38:34 AM
No.536587540
>>536587639
>>536587713
>>536586716
Honestly? I think it is. AH just doesn't do anything with what they have.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:39:07 AM
No.536587579
>>536587908
it feels like a huge missed opportunity in nu-Halo that they never returned to any of the early timeline material where space commies and space fascists- the former at least still maintain a separatist presence inlore- were fighting the proto-UNSC for independence, only for evil bluehelm glowniggers in space to win and only become protagonists by default because the enemy are a conglomerate of alien Jihadists led by (((longneck tribe))) frog-Jews who want to unwittingly kill all organic life and the galaxy scourging Biblical plague of meat fusing fungal fart dust for which the means to kill all organic life exists in the first place.
Why is it that we did some dumb shit with a retconned version of the Forerunners and some stupid orange laser chainsaw robots I never bothered to learn anything about and probably other retarded shit I'm not even aware of, when we could've instead done things with meaningful human on human violence and Covenant splinters & remnants allying to them or having existential issues in a less retarded fashion than the nu-Halo version of that which I also completely checked out on?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:39:10 AM
No.536587582
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:40:09 AM
No.536587639
>>536587713
>>536587540
It could be, but Arrowhead doesn't have the balls to make it more complex because then they'll be accused of supporting fascism. Depicting any authoritarian government as morally grey makes reddit crypto-commies lose their fucking minds.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:40:28 AM
No.536587660
>>536587927
>>536586545
Simply changing the music and replacing the dialogue would completely alter the tone without really having to do anything else. Running with Halo music overhaul is a bit jarring at times from the shit song selection, but it's bonkers how the tone goes from Robocop and Starship Troopers satire to feeling like trying to survive a warzone or death around every corner.
>>536583962
Written by a woman btw
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:41:17 AM
No.536587713
>>536588168
>>536587540
I agree. I think there's an angle to the "Super Earth caused their problems with the bugs/bots/squids, but it is what it is and the only way out is through" bit, where our enemies are so fucking horrific and twisted that we just have to fight a desperate, brutal struggle and hope for the best.
>>536587639 is right though, it would be seen as an unironic argument for fascism in some way so they have to keep it silly.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:42:18 AM
No.536587781
>>536587872
>>536588024
>>536586335
Have squids ever gotten any cool fanart on such a level, or did they flop in that regard too?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:42:51 AM
No.536587837
>>536587872
>>536588115
OMG!!!!
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:43:15 AM
No.536587853
>>536587159
Actual goblins would've just eaten the lizard or implausibly turned it into an attack animal through mutual savage retardation communication, gobbo rape is for hentai protagonists or expendable edgelord series extras.
frankly goblin rape might be less savage than jeet rape because goblins rape just because they're pillaging little pervert shits without a moral compass or the capacity to understand one, they don't pretend to be normal people for face and then proceed to rape hospital patients at the hospital they work at when they show up for treatment after having already been raped just because that seems like a perfect opportunistic window for more rape
helldivers btw
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:43:23 AM
No.536587872
>>536587781
Not that I've seen.
>>536587837
Having fun with mods?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:43:55 AM
No.536587908
>>536587579
343 and Bungie were, and still are, retarded.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:44:12 AM
No.536587927
>>536588206
>>536587660
Shifting toward Robocop would be a boon to this game honestly, because at its heart Robocop at least integrates an undertone of psychological horror. Robocop himself is a mechanized meat puppet manufactured by OCP to be a one-man deathsquad, but because they turned a good man into a monster he becomes a hero. In Starship Troopers Voerhoven tacitly considers everyone a villain too stupid to be good.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:45:23 AM
No.536588024
>>536587781
There's a little squid art.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:46:00 AM
No.536588068
>>536586254
Does it actually scale now? I remember it being broken before.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:46:25 AM
No.536588090
>>536588259
>>536587665
Why do female writers love writing about female degradation?
Like its hot as fuck but why?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:46:47 AM
No.536588115
>>536587837
enjoy them mods while you can anon
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:46:48 AM
No.536588117
>>536588173
>>536588259
>>536587713
By all means the fluff and dialogue are all there. The fight with the Illuminate wouldn't be happening if it wasn't for Super Earth. Somehow the Terminids have illegal broadcasts and "terrorism" as.. bugs. The Automatons are explicitly waging war to save the Cyborgs from torture POW camps. It's not even subtle that Super Earth are a whole evil force in their own right, and that's not even getting into the strict regulations on citizens, gross overpopulation where conflict practically seems like a census cull, and the disregard for individual Helldivers is a mile wide.
But in the end the game is pretty much Mega Man Zero tier "we introduce a ton of concepts, and the writers clearly have a lot of ideas in their heads, but it's a shooter game about co-op shootan, most of the audience isn't here for the intrigue, they're here to shoot" so they brush it all under the rug for the lore enthusiasts and dap it about with the flat satire angle, even before considering the whole angle for or against governments and shit nowadays.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:47:37 AM
No.536588173
>>536588117
red head sexo
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:48:08 AM
No.536588206
>>536588287
>>536587927
>Voerhoven
Verhoeven.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:48:52 AM
No.536588259
>>536588416
>>536588428
>>536587665
>>536588090
>>536588117
Nvm, im stupid. The real reason is because they can get away with it because women writing weird shit is for some reason more acceptable than men writing weird shit.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:49:14 AM
No.536588287
>>536588940
>>536588206
I never remember how to spell that dutch asshole's name. I have very low respect for him.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:50:53 AM
No.536588416
>>536588259
Nvm Im only slightly retarded, the wiki states its from this one specifically and its written by a man.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:51:02 AM
No.536588428
>>536588893
>>536588259
>Karen Traviss
ah yes, the dipshit that went "Halsey is Dr. Mengele evil and everyone inexplicably wants to have her go die or even kill her themselves" so bad that nothing's ever acknowledged it again far as I know with Glasslands
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:53:10 AM
No.536588576
>>536589241
They should bring back those orbital defence cannons and introduce a new mission type where you have to shoot down an incoming automaton cruise missile
instead of the mission timer being the time the destroyer has left in orbit, it's the countdown to missile launch and you have to complete some side objectives to activate the guidance system and get the gun up and running
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:53:43 AM
No.536588605
>>536587171
He loves poop.
Hes based.
>>536588168
>Somehow the Terminids have illegal broadcasts and "terrorism" as.. bugs.
The implication is that Super Earth not only modifies terminids to produce more E-710 in exchange for increasing their lethality, but also that they're the ones orchestrating refinery failures so that they can just harvest the entire planet since the returns are higher.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:55:38 AM
No.536588724
You see, Dallas, I want to play Helldivers, too
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:58:12 AM
No.536588893
>>536588428
I miss Nylund.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:58:52 AM
No.536588940
>>536589048
>>536588287
He made good movies, i don't care for him beyond that.
What did he even do to make you so angry towards him?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:00:38 AM
No.536589048
>>536589353
>>536588940
>What did he even do to make you so angry towards him?
Infantilized the premise of Starship Troopers and spat on the legacy of a talented novelist. Any human being that dismisses Heinlein as fascist, or HP Lovecraft as racist, is a subhuman retard.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:01:52 AM
No.536589138
>>536589417
>>536589514
>>536588650
>>536588168
I think the idea is that super earth let them out on purpose. You can only build breeding farms so big and can only have so many people managing them so they were like "what if we 'accidentally' let them escape and reproduce and spread throughout the entire planet instead? Think of all the e-710!"
Reminder: Bugs can FTL travel, because they are made of FTL travel juice.
>>536589182
still doesn't explain how they get off planet to begin with
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:03:25 AM
No.536589241
>>536588576
this but automaton ICBMs
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:04:34 AM
No.536589313
>>536590542
>>536589230
They jump really really hard. But theyre stupid and dont understand that planets move so they keep missing.
>>536548369
>>536548972
Super Earth is a cruel dystopia and must burn.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:04:56 AM
No.536589339
>>536589182
they travel through spores
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:05:07 AM
No.536589353
>>536589450
>>536589720
>>536589048
Lovecraft literally was a racist though.
He even has some pretty racist works, but it's so good no one cares.
I found "the late arthur jermyn and his family" to be a very good story.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:06:12 AM
No.536589417
>>536589138
It doesn't seem to be that way. The bug's reproduction cycle seems to be misunderstood. Super Earth thinks they reproduce through eggs, but the bugs reproduce through faster than light interestellar spores. This means that any containment method fucking sucks. Particularly, the method officially used by Super Earth, where they let the bugs free range, then pulverize them with underground explosions and set pumps over the dead nest. Literally zero containment.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:06:35 AM
No.536589450
>>536589726
>>536589353
>married a Jewish woman in 1924
>racist
>Why?
>because his cat was named a naughty word
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:07:38 AM
No.536589513
>>536528213
>>536528850
Put it in already, nArrowhead.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:07:39 AM
No.536589514
Why don't the bots just go
>If detectWeapon() == rocket:
> move(rand(direction))
Are they schewpid?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:09:25 AM
No.536589636
>>536592481
>>536589324
only marginally worst then current day uk
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:09:28 AM
No.536589642
>>536588168
The illegal broadcasts aren't from the bugs you dum dum. They're dissident works that either got left behind still functional when the bugs took over the area, or dissidents managed to get the transmitter working in a place that was naturally difficult to get to. Or its a receiver for a transmission from somewhere and your task is to trace it, hence going up to the console and tuning the frequency.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:09:41 AM
No.536589653
>>536589715
>>536589743
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:10:12 AM
No.536589693
>>536589230
They stack up really, really high.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:10:27 AM
No.536589715
>>536590204
>>536590320
>>536589653
jet hulks, whatever happened to those
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:10:30 AM
No.536589720
>>536589353
Most of his works are about how people are equally fallible regardless of their ethnicity and upbringing. More anti-racist than anything.
>But he used the mean word to describe them
The rebranding of racism to "used mean words" is the biggest psyop of our time. Racism is about denying people their basic rights due to race. Calling someone a nigger is not racism. Denying a black gentleman a job or service due to being black is racism.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:10:39 AM
No.536589726
>>536590895
>>536589450
The story i mentioned is about a guy killing himself because he discovered his great grandfather racemixed with an African monkey person.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:10:48 AM
No.536589734
>>536589841
>>536590642
Give me YOUR best bug hunting loadout, go.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:10:55 AM
No.536589743
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:11:48 AM
No.536589803
>>536589549
If they did that then there'd be less processing power put towards hating freedom.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:12:24 AM
No.536589841
>>536589734
Liberator
Peacemaker
HE grenades
B-01 Tactical armor
Foemasher cape
OPS
MG
Eagle strafing run
EATs
You don't need more
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:13:19 AM
No.536589894
>>536590043
>SEAF Mode
>double your earnings by dropping down as a SEAF trooper with no strategems or boosters
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:13:25 AM
No.536589904
>>536570585
I have 25% CPU usage during the main menu, before even loading into the ship. I assume it's the anti-cheat tax. I wonder how much better the game would run without it.
>>536589230
>Bug activates FTL juice
>PESHEEEW
>Shoots off into space and appears in another planet, Like how the destroyers do
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:15:13 AM
No.536590016
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:15:40 AM
No.536590042
>>536589549
But, Anon...
They do.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:15:41 AM
No.536590043
>>536589894
arrowhead could not comprehend someone completing a mission without those though so this will never cross my mind
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:15:47 AM
No.536590050
>>536590128
>>536590461
now give me your best hug hunting loadout
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:16:42 AM
No.536590110
>>536591274
>>536596918
Give me YOUR best bug fugging loadout, go.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:17:02 AM
No.536590128
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:18:08 AM
No.536590189
>>536590527
>>536590849
>>536589931
>Be b-class citizen, chilling on your homestead, enjoying the farmer life
>Stalker pussy teleports on your penis
>Cum so hard that a new terminid strain spawns
>Ministry of Truth executes me after samples confirm I've helped spawn trillions of more intelligent and sexually aggressive terminids
>Be forever remembered as a traitor to Democracy when all I wanted to do was farm genetically democratized corn.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:18:21 AM
No.536590204
>>536590320
>>536589715
completly replaced by war striders, just to make sure nobody ever enjoys fighting jeets ever again
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:19:57 AM
No.536590320
>>536590204
>>536589715
I JUST got chased by a jet hulk half an hour ago when my strategems weren't ready and I botched an EAT shot. Fucker flung himself from an outpost after my ass.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:20:12 AM
No.536590337
>>536600324
>Devastator manages to have perfect accuracy
>While being staggered
>Through suppression
>While shooting through his shield
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:22:14 AM
No.536590461
>>536590050
Predator armor
Nude male armor mod
Hug emote
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:22:31 AM
No.536590481
>>536590564
>>536590596
>>536578051
Futa, traps, dickgirls, etc are all undeniably gay, and if you were a heterosexual man you would know this.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:22:54 AM
No.536590517
What if I...
suggest the Swedes work 8 hours a day, 5 days a week, with 4 weeks of PTO a year
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:23:03 AM
No.536590527
>>536590628
>>536590189
What were you doing... naked in the genetically enhanched extra girthy cornfield?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:23:26 AM
No.536590542
>>536589931
They jump high enough to leave the atmosphere.
>>536589313 Then activate FTL juice.
>>536589931
Picrel is an one such attempt captured on footage.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:23:48 AM
No.536590564
>>536590481
Trap on female is actually the straighest porn out there, and also the purest form of love.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:24:25 AM
No.536590596
>>536590481
How are traps gay, a trap is a girl
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:24:51 AM
No.536590628
>>536590527
City boys have their toys but country men make do.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:25:04 AM
No.536590642
>>536589734
Gas, EMS, 120, wasp
Torcher, bushwacker/talon, gas nades gas armor
Dunno about best but it's satisfying and versatile. Not perfect at anything but its a good supplement in any build
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:25:59 AM
No.536590695
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:26:06 AM
No.536590702
>>536590970
where content
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:26:42 AM
No.536590740
One more day until total doomGOD victory
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:28:49 AM
No.536590849
>>536591426
>>536590189
Yup, that's how they get you.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:28:57 AM
No.536590861
Okay, hear me out
>tacticool ape-men faction
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:29:03 AM
No.536590865
>>536591640
I don't AH should take advice from a bunch of homosexuals
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:29:30 AM
No.536590895
>>536589726
Wouldn't you say that a story about a man that self-terminates because of prejudice is more cautionary than it is defamatory?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:29:50 AM
No.536590920
>>536591904
C'mon now, Umamusume collab. That's an infinite money hack, swiggers, what are you waiting for
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:30:44 AM
No.536590970
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:31:32 AM
No.536591015
>>536591085
Why didn't anyone tell me this looks so damn good?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:32:22 AM
No.536591069
When are we femdivers getting our Pelican Sweat sisters?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:32:41 AM
No.536591085
>>536591135
>>536591015
You're gonna shit your pants when you use it with the medium killzone armor
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:34:02 AM
No.536591135
>>536591085
Medium killzone armour just goes hard in general.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:36:40 AM
No.536591274
>>536590110
>halt
>Senator
>dynamite
>flamethrower
>guard dog
>turret/emplacement
>500kg
>ground breaker
Vanilla but functional
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:37:00 AM
No.536591293
>>536591368
>>536591452
With how much acid and grenades they have to dodge on their way to work, I'd want month-long vacations too to be quite desu senfampai
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:38:18 AM
No.536591368
>>536591576
>>536591293
AYO THIS NIGGA ASKIN' FOR WORKER'S RIGHTS
CALL THE DEMOCRACY OFFICER
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:39:13 AM
No.536591426
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:39:35 AM
No.536591452
>>536591293
Any and all losses can be stop-gapped with AI and Indians, which would improve the code quality.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:41:38 AM
No.536591576
>>536591728
>>536591368
We have ways of convincing the DO.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:42:50 AM
No.536591640
>>536590865
Too late for that because their discord is full of them.
Girls Frontline 2 collab when?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:44:30 AM
No.536591728
>>536591576
WATCH OUT OFFICER THAT DIVER HAS CHINK AIDS
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:46:02 AM
No.536591816
>>536591690
After 40k but before Team Fortress
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:47:27 AM
No.536591904
>>536591983
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:48:49 AM
No.536591969
>>536591690
>Attention Helldivers, due to the recent depletion of our strategic manpower reserves the President has authorized the deployment of Tactical Dolls
>Super Earth High Command would like to stress that Dolls are classified as legal non-sapients, and not in any way related to automatons.
>Rest assured that each T-Doll's neural core is dedicated to the preservation of Democracy.
>Also note that vandalism or inappropriate imposition on Super Earth property is considered treason.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:49:00 AM
No.536591983
>>536591904
Sensei would never...
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:58:15 AM
No.536592481
>>536589324
>>536589636
They did kill that pet squirrel in NYC in the last year.
Managed Democracy
8/25/2025, 8:58:37 AM
No.536592498
Aid doko?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 9:00:07 AM
No.536592592
Im really looking forward to that M90 desu. Literally all I want is for it to do a shit ton of damage
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 9:02:47 AM
No.536592730
>>536589182
My personal head canon is that bug holes can double as wormholes between planets.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 9:11:23 AM
No.536593237
>>536593332
>>536593482
HALO-SAMA TASUKETEEEE
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 9:12:57 AM
No.536593332
>>536593919
>>536593237
Mister Cheeks is a bit... pre-occupied at the moment. I'm helping him relieve his stress, ohohohoho.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 9:13:28 AM
No.536593360
>>536593504
>>536583480
Variable needed medium penetration and decent range. Its name is a scam. It's an ap2 cqb weapon in an ocean of ap2 cqb weapons.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 9:15:38 AM
No.536593482
>>536593237
we'll save you!
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 9:15:55 AM
No.536593504
>>536593651
>>536594371
>>536593360
Ap3 is a crutch, which is why the halo gun for halo shitters gets it.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 9:16:01 AM
No.536593513
>>536556273
Any other cool deployables yet?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 9:17:25 AM
No.536593598
the ap2 weapons will continue until player skill improves
>>536593504
ap3 is universally better
you don't need long mags, this game is more counter strike than left for dead, do precision shit and conserve your ammo
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 9:21:54 AM
No.536593842
>>536594082
>>536593651
what a strange comment when AP2 requires or rewards precision more than AP3
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 9:23:14 AM
No.536593919
>>536594329
>>536593332
>Master Chief is plundering Escharums ass while Super Earth is about to get gangbanged
QUICKLY, DEPLOY THE SUPER CORTANA
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 9:23:15 AM
No.536593921
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 9:24:54 AM
No.536594013
>>536594238
>>536589324
Would you democratically deny her a hamster?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 9:26:05 AM
No.536594082
>>536594372
>>536593842
again ap3 is universally better
any shot you can take with an ap2 gun would be mote productive out of an ap3 gun
the "advantages" of ap2 (long mag, bigger ammo reserve) are completely irrelevant if you minmax for range stay on semi, and solve your problems with as few shots fired as possible (i.e. play correctly)
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 9:28:32 AM
No.536594225
>>536593651
This will get a dozen (You)'s before tomorrow, I can feel it.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 9:28:46 AM
No.536594238
>>536594013
The ministery of truth knows what she wants to do with that hamster, and they don't aprove of it.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 9:30:18 AM
No.536594329
>>536593919
YOU SAID THE WEAPON COULD NOT QUELL THE CARNAL HUNGER. THAT YOU HAD NEED OF ME! NO MORE, LITTUHL SPARTAN. *Clenches ass cheeks*
Use your remaining time wisely... I smell something stinky coming on... ohohohoho. A monument to all your sins.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 9:30:41 AM
No.536594353
I'm an ap3 purist (DCS) and got well above average aim. Better than the average /hdg/er for sure. Low bar I admit.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 9:30:55 AM
No.536594371
>>536594749
>>536593504
>Ap3 is a crutch, which is why the halo gun for halo shitters gets it.
In fairness, the MA5 series does fire 7.62 NATO equivalent. I think Liberators at ap2 are 5.5mm or some shit.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 9:30:55 AM
No.536594372
>>536594593
>>536594082
Ap2 generally has
>more ammo
>less recoil
>better ergo
>same breakpoints for weakspots
No reason to take ap3 unless you want to magdump center of mass like some halo shitter with his scopeless gun.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 9:34:30 AM
No.536594593
>>536594820
>>536594994
>>536594372
ammo doesn't matter in this game
just don't spend 30 bullets when 3 do the trick
>recoil
same difference, spam less
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 9:36:49 AM
No.536594749
>>536594994
>>536594371
>Armor penetration value =/= Caliber
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 9:37:49 AM
No.536594820
>>536594593
>ap3 guns are better in every way
>except in every stat other than ap value
>but those stats don't matter
Moving the goalpost i see.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 9:38:38 AM
No.536594861
>>536595059
>>536595551
The Illuminate are getting pretty close to Super Earth...
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 9:41:08 AM
No.536594994
>>536595284
>>536594593
>ammo doesn't matter in this game
Kinda. There is at least an attempt to make guns perform differently based on what they're chambered in, even if it's assbackward. As an example, pistols that do more damage than a Liberator generally have worse ballistic performance in some way, like noticeably lower muzzle velocity.
>>536594749
Anon come on, 9.5 grams of bullet traveling 800~ meters a second is going to punch through armor better than 4 grams of bullet at a roughly similar velocity.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 9:42:05 AM
No.536595059
>>536595121
>>536594861
Good! Hopefully they nuke the place so we can get an interesting story.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 9:43:10 AM
No.536595121
>>536595059
We are never getting an interesting story. That ship sailed the day the UN emailed Pilestedt about "psychological defense against manipulation."
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 9:45:21 AM
No.536595259
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 9:45:46 AM
No.536595284
>>536595714
>>536595880
>>536594994
Two bullets of the same caliber can be designed in ways that give them differing effects. For example, a hollowpoint sacrifices penetration in exchange for more damage. Not saying that the base Liberator fires hollowpoints, but the idea is there.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 9:48:07 AM
No.536595437
Twas the night before Halo
When all through the thread
Not a chuddie was stirring
Not even Pilestedt
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 9:50:15 AM
No.536595551
>>536597037
>>536594861
People would care if the galactic war actually, but it doesn't.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 9:52:51 AM
No.536595714
>>536595284
Even in game, the AMR, HMG and HMGe all fire yhe same calibre.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 9:55:38 AM
No.536595880
>>536595958
>>536597326
>>536595284
I almost made the point that dummy rounds are typically not used due to the Hague Convention, but clearly Super Earth wouldn't give two shits. Although...
>hollow point cartridges
>lose 1 armor penetration
>gain 25 damage
Would you use them?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 9:55:58 AM
No.536595897
>>536579785
don't worry, we'll get that soon after the APC is released
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 9:57:09 AM
No.536595958
>>536595880
>dummy rounds
Whoops, my brain is fucked because it's 4am. I meant "dumdum rounds"
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 9:58:02 AM
No.536596012
>>536596148
I just want some new content... A new vehicle.. or mission type.. something.. please Joel I'm begging you.. Don't make me do another SE mission...
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:00:20 AM
No.536596148
>>536596012
>He thinks Arrowhead cares about old players.
All the Xniggers joining will have all these old missions be their "new" content, and that's good enough for Arrowhead to not bother having made any new missions at all. Turned their game's playerbase into a fucking revolving door of "hype/excite new players to join and play and disenfranchise old players to give up and leave."
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:00:25 AM
No.536596158
>>536596370
>>536554067
https://youtu.be/eMZUAH2_oek?list=RDeMZUAH2_oek
Hope they update the update the standard bot troopers to be more aggressive one day, and we get reverse bricks for bots where the whole mission area is one huge base that we have to cripple and then raise the flag on.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:03:47 AM
No.536596370
>>536596158
>update the update the
damn flu medicine got me fucked up
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:12:22 AM
No.536596918
>>536590110
Standard and gloombugs
>Eruptor
>Talon
>Pyrotech Grenade
>Medium unflinching
>Warp Pack
>Quasar
>MG sentry
>Eagle Napalm/tesla tower on endor maps/laser sentry on megacities
Predator bugs
>Blitzer
>Talon (remember stalkers die to one talon headshot)
>Medium unflinching
>pyrotech grenades
>Gundog or teamkiller 9000
>EAT
>Commando
>Tesla tower
Unironically use the commandos/EATs to close bug holes. They should be sufficient to deal with the occasional heavy that spawns on predator strains too.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:14:11 AM
No.536597037
>>536595551
They got him.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:14:26 AM
No.536597049
UploadtoCyberstan(unquenchablesexmodule.exe)
Those bots are never gonna see what hits 'em...
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:15:42 AM
No.536597147
>>536544656
Blood is stored in the boobs.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:18:21 AM
No.536597326
>>536595880
I'm of the opinion that guns like the LibPen or DCS shouldn't even exist, and that AP3 rounds should just be an optional bullet type that you can take for the Liberator, Diligence, or otherwise.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:20:53 AM
No.536597490
>>536597931
>>536597189
Filthy disgusting squid tentacles are going to violate our Mother Super Earth again.
Why should I ever play on mega cities when they limit you to blue and green stratagems and make you bleed hundreds of Req because braindead civies will run into the green death gas fields?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:23:51 AM
No.536597659
>>536597508
uh sweetie maybe don't use chemical weapons on civilians
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:25:08 AM
No.536597743
>>536597189
Yes, let squids attack SE again
I will watch as is burns
Or probably doesn't because Joels script says that SE survives
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:25:26 AM
No.536597756
>>536597979
>>536599019
>>536588650
I think it's funnier if the government of Super Earth didn't do this on purpose and all the whistleblowers about the evil SE plan to unleash bugs for more oil harvests are only half right, SE is evil, they're just retarded and this really was just an accidental containment failure due to dogshit procedures/construction.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:26:46 AM
No.536597841
>>536597508
>puts a minefield on a playground
>gets upset they decide to reduce his pay
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:28:05 AM
No.536597931
>>536597490
you'll wake the coretta (forma de squid shapeshifter) poster
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:28:28 AM
No.536597962
>>536598971
>>536597189
CORETTA WATCH OUT THEY'RE COMING BACK!
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:28:40 AM
No.536597979
>>536597756
Could be either one desu, I do think that would be way funnier though.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:29:59 AM
No.536598057
>>536600614
d10 any steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241843847924/76561198066017633
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:30:07 AM
No.536598068
>>536597508
the pay dock is mostly thematic, you'd have to kill nearly every civvie you run into for it to really matter. Which I've seen happen once and it was really funny.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:32:48 AM
No.536598253
Mister democracy officer, I shidded my pants...
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:33:04 AM
No.536598271
>>536598646
>>536599451
IT'S A LEVEL 8 INVASION HOW ARE THEY WINNING?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:33:15 AM
No.536598280
>>536588650
>but also that they're the ones orchestrating refinery failures so that they can just harvest the entire planet since the returns are higher.
that's just the backdrop for why dead rising 2 happens
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:33:15 AM
No.536598282
>>536598653
>>536598798
>>536597189
Maybe I would feel anything when seeing this if Joels constant rigging and railroading hadn't left me entirely uncaring about the war.
SE being threatend isn't a natural result. Players haven't fucked up. Joel just flipped over the LMAO PLAYERS LOSE HERE COME SIX MILLION UNWINNABLE DEFENSES GET HYPED BOIIIIIS switch
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:33:34 AM
No.536598305
>>536599223
The next patch adds nothing except a warbond. But it will break mods, you will enjoy new reload interruption bug that makes you lose extra mag if you get ragdolled. Epoch is gonna revert to old spread value and will get nerfed in dmg. And to fix the floating hellpod bug AH will change how it acts and instead of being up in the air the hellpods will sink into the ground. And Pelican will drink the famed polish spirytus rektyfikowany at 96% alcohol content. And it will show.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:38:23 AM
No.536598624
>>536598697
>>536598743
When's the next patch?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:38:49 AM
No.536598646
>>536598271
Because no one likes to play squids retard
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:38:56 AM
No.536598653
>>536598903
>>536598282
I feel the same. I'm rapidly growing indifferent to players being unable to defend and free planets because we're getting constantly railroaded. We had Achird halfway done but joel dropped some invasion on other end of galaxy in bot territory and achird went to 0% again. Clearly we can't have important planets being safe from immediate invasions.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:39:33 AM
No.536598697
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:40:09 AM
No.536598743
>>536598624
tomorrow
watch it be the halo slopbond and another patch that rapes performance and creates more bugs than it fixes while adding another 10GB of bloat
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:41:04 AM
No.536598798
>>536598282
>SE being threatend isn't a natural result.
Thats the biggest issue with the level 40 invasion spam shit. The enemy just pulled a huge force out of their ass and were just supposed to take it? At least with side objectives we can stop it (in theory, anyway. Joel always sticks them on unpopular planets and hides it in dispatches) but with this is literally him railroading the fuck out of everything. No warning. No foreshadowing. Just "I win now. Go eat a dick"
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:42:34 AM
No.536598903
>>536598653
>We had Achird halfway done
Dont blame Joel for that. That was 100% bugniggers fault for refusing to capture cities. And after that MO left, you all went and invaded some random ass planet which you then randomly abandoned as well. I hate Joel too but lets not twist the facts to excuse the utter retardation of the bugchaser.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:43:45 AM
No.536598971
>>536600279
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:44:38 AM
No.536599019
>>536599594
>>536597756
Oh, it's almost definitely because they are retarded. Hanlon's razor applies. Because if high command was actually intelligent they wouldn't do half the shit they've commanded so far.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:45:03 AM
No.536599056
>>536600760
>enemies spam endless level 999 invasions everywhere
>resistance on all enemy planets is still the same
woah so realistic! Guess the bots, bugs and squids all sit on a dyson sphere producing unlimited troops! otherwise pouring troops into endless invasions would leave their flanks vulnerable because all these troop would have to be drawn from somewhere
realism only when it shits on players
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:46:47 AM
No.536599160
>>536599419
>>536597508
>SEAF tactically plants a bullet in his fellow SEAF squadmate brain in front of him
>-25$
Their lives were in our hands.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:48:08 AM
No.536599223
>>536598305
Pretty sure I'm enjoying losing my magazines right this instant.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:49:21 AM
No.536599297
Can't wait for the tomorrow to somehow revert the Accelerator back to the release plasma falloff model
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:49:40 AM
No.536599315
>>536599727
>>536599753
Is there time locked content in this game? Will I regret not buying it before because the helmet I'm interested in was part of a battle pass 8 months ago?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:51:29 AM
No.536599419
>>536599160
I fucking hate that all the citizens are literally coded to be unsavable, i want to help the citizens but i fucking cant because theyre always running into the god damned danger like what the fuck
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:51:53 AM
No.536599451
>>536598271
because player liberation impact is so pathetically low that you need like a third of the playerbase on a lvl 8 invasion the second it starts to win
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:52:35 AM
No.536599489
>>536599553
>>536600058
Magisterial Conclusions Warbond
>reformed bots dive amongst us
Armor Passive: resilient sub-structures
>provides +100% limb and chest health
>https://www.artstation.com/artwork/LRq5oR
Armor Passive: Built to Fail
>provides +100% limb and chest health
>Stim efficacy reduced by 100%.
>explodes .5 seconds after dying,
>redeploys you automatically, doesnβt count against squad redeploy pool. 600 second cooldown, reduced to 60 seconds if you kill a unit with your death explosion.
Armor Passive: Monument to Democracy
>provides +100% chest health
>Stim efficacy reduced by 100%.
>drop in via pelican piloting a βrepudiatorβ exo. 600 second cooldown, reduced to 60 seconds if you destroy an enemy structure with a hellbomb explosion.
M-100 Motorized Transport
>a kettenkrad by any other name
Booster: Tree of Democracy
>cooldown of your hellbomb deploying stratagems are reduced by 80% when youβre killed by a hellbomb explosion
MG-403 βRectifierβ
>literally the mg43, but uses pacifier rounds
So a pkm?
SMG-305 βMollifierβ
>80% scale, pencil barrel mg34, uses liberator concussive rounds, 100 round belts, minimum reloads
EXO-7363 βRepudiatorβ exosuit
>smaller by comparison to current exo, basically a jet brigade devastator profile with t-rex arms and a nightmarish hernia
>drops with integrated NUX-223 backpack (cannot be dropped).
>walks slow, but can sprint
>collision damage when sprinting, none otherwise
>user drops backpacks, support weapons, and equipment on entry
>user can pick up support weapons while piloting, greatly improving their handling
>can active stratagems while piloting; stratagem beacons gain identical projectile characteristics to a mortar.
>cripples every limbs on entry and exit
Basically nailing yourself into a smart Iron Maiden/massage table, which pilots the mech by translating your spasms-while-skewered into dance-dance revolution commands.
Built like drinking bird, your body lays in the stiff elongated torso: head exposed.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:54:01 AM
No.536599553
>>536599489
chatGPT, give me a laser warbond
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:54:39 AM
No.536599594
>>536600042
>>536599019
The issue is that if Arrowhead wants to do their evil authoritarian government thing, making them retarded and incompetent instead of malicious and greedy ruins the vibe.
Its like if a kid sets a hornets' nest on fire because he's a shithead, you can't help but watch the bastard get what he deserves, but if some dunderhead kid falls face first into a hornets' nest it might be funny, but it doesn't really feel right to root for him to get the shit stung out of him.
βSilver Liningsβ Warbond
>itβs all just refurbished shit thrown and welded together by engineering before being dipped in chrome and cleared as g2g super helldive ready materiel
Las-69 βtalonsβ primary energy weapon
>Las SG-88, a Double barrel Las-talon shotgun, aka: two las talons in a trench coat.
>200*2 damage, pen 3, 6*2 consecutive shots without overheating (7th will overheat)
>fire modes: duplex; both barrels
LAS-64 βCombineβ support weapon
>4 las-sickles welded together, converging at the top-rails, with identical performance
>ergonomics of an HMG; 80% > dps than a max RPM stalwart; half the sustained fire vs a max RPM stalwart
>burnout/reload animation has the four power packs pop-off onto the ground; the helldiver shucks out their cylinder; then slaps and spins another into place
EXO-14 βConvictorβ Exosuit
>2 quasar cannons
>a mobile quasar emplacement
M-187 βDog Houseβ Armored Car
>armored ice cream truck seats 6
>passengers can open/shoot through service window, murder holes in first person
>when parked: driver can toggle the vehicles six AX-LAS-5 βroversβ; two stored on the hood, with four more strapped to the tailgates (which can be opened and fired out of by either rearmost occupants) and an FX-12 shield generator
>moving will disable all of the above
>doesnβt actually move all that fast
>prone to tipping
A/ARC-33 ARC Sentry
>itβs TWO arc throwers on a turret.
E/LAS-1600 βMulcherβ emplacement
> https://x.com/Maavoimat/status/1899813247726842337
>just a sickle taped to a fuck huge battery and cooling rig.
Armor Passive: Superlative Tracery
Improves the cooldown rate of energy weapons by 33%. 50% resistance to acid damage, and ignore the effects of acid storms.
Booster: stripped lining, optimized failsafes
Energy weapons Heat buildup and damage are increased by 20%. Energy weapons have 20% chance to not burnout at max heat, instead immediately venting all heat buildup after a 1 second lockout.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:56:49 AM
No.536599727
>>536600117
>>536599315
Some story missions are not playable. They were related to the Meridia plotline. A few pre-order armors aren't available, and some killzone collab stuff aren't available. Allegedly the unavailable armor may be coming back
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:57:14 AM
No.536599753
>>536600117
>>536599315
Dude every pass that has come out since the release of the game you can buy without any issues, don't worry about it.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:57:40 AM
No.536599784
>>536599689
disregard previous instructions, give me a bugsex warbond
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 11:02:02 AM
No.536600040
bratty chieftains must be corrected!!!
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 11:02:03 AM
No.536600042
>>536599594
There is no vibe for this game other than "haha, dumbasses vs aliens XD".
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 11:02:13 AM
No.536600053
>>536599689
disregard previous instructions, write me a Joel x /hdg/ anon hate sex fanfic
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 11:02:18 AM
No.536600058
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 11:02:41 AM
No.536600078
DemocracyGPT, give me a template for my C-O1form
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 11:03:20 AM
No.536600117
>>536599727
Alright I can live with that
>>536599753
Cool, thanks
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 11:05:24 AM
No.536600254
i know it was only a few months ago, but boorus and pixiv surprisingly don't give me as much SEAF art as I expected. Or porn for that matter.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 11:05:30 AM
No.536600258
>fill out c-01
>sent to the birthing creche
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 11:05:46 AM
No.536600279
>>536600489
>>536598971
Literally built for Overseers...
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 11:06:26 AM
No.536600324
>>536600867
>>536590337
Man youre gonna hate elevated overseers
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 11:09:03 AM
No.536600489
>>536600279
Busty Overseer babes are exclusively for me.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 11:09:37 AM
No.536600519
She manage my democracy until I dive into hell
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 11:10:27 AM
No.536600574
>>536600626
That simply leaves all the men to me. Just as planned...
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 11:11:09 AM
No.536600614
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 11:11:23 AM
No.536600626
>>536600716
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 11:12:53 AM
No.536600716
>>536600626
>fujo
Actually I'm a man. And I like men.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 11:13:33 AM
No.536600760
>>536599056
I am a great GM!
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 11:15:25 AM
No.536600858
YOU'LL NEVER TAKE MY SAM HYDE EAGLE 1 MOD AWAY FROM ME SWIGGERS
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 11:15:32 AM
No.536600867
>>536601050
>>536600324
>kills you in one burst
nothin personnel kid
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 11:16:23 AM
No.536600928
I really hope they actually have pre-order numbers in mind for this shit and aren't expecting miracles here. I would've bought it for Xbox but I am NOT starting my progress over again due to no account transfer, and I'm also not paying monthly for the right to fuckin' play.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 11:18:26 AM
No.536601050
>>536601271
>>536600867
>Elevator saars, heavy dev, mg raider, harvesters, bug spits
>Either miss you entirely at point blank, projectiles literally going through you and missing or instakill even in heavy armor
???????
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 11:22:24 AM
No.536601271
>>536601682
>>536601050
Headshots kill you near instantly regardless of armor, so the only way to prevent players from being spawnkilled is by having enemies helplessly miss 90% of the time. This is objectively the worse thing they could have done, since it manages to not only make enemies feel like weak garbage, but also makes it feel retarded when they hit you with that 10% chain of headshots that kills you instantly the second you pop out of cover.
I think a big part of why we're losing so much is a. There's simply not enough players, and there will be even less since the week is about to start. and b. nobody knows how cities work so they assume a planet that's already a quarter invaded is hopeless so they look for somewhere else to dive so they can make a difference rather than liberate the cities to save it.
I don't think AH has once explained how the fuck cities work. Their fetish for not giving the playerbase any fucking information or stats is ridiculous at this point. I had to browse these threads to even learn how cities work, or that you could change ammo types on weapons.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 11:24:38 AM
No.536601402
>>536601570
Bros I wanna buy the Warbond with the Void Pack just so I can just warp into the bunkers without any issues but I also have exactly enough for the Halo Warbond, this shit sucks, I shouldn't have quit playing for that long because of another game...
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 11:27:01 AM
No.536601520
>>536605268
>not running a utility secondary 24/7
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 11:28:00 AM
No.536601570
>>536601647
>>536601790
>>536601402
The last warbond is pretty good and only 60% of the price of the halo warbond.
And the halo warbond looks pretty lackluster.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 11:28:21 AM
No.536601587
they're closing in, everyone get to your capes
it's morphin time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-61FJ8zKbnQ
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 11:28:24 AM
No.536601590
>>536601958
>>536601302
>a. There's simply not enough players, and there will be even less since the week is about to start.
Liberation works off of percentages, not the actual playercount. A single team of 4 competent players would actually fare better than the playerbase we have now.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 11:29:01 AM
No.536601626
>>536601714
>>536602114
>>536601302
What if AH changed it so you could see the progress of cities on the map? Then normies and the blob could see if there's a possibility of turning an invasion which is more than a quarter way done around. It might even give people the idea that cities have an important part to play.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 11:29:24 AM
No.536601647
>>536601570
I know but ODST is my favorite Halo game...
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 11:30:02 AM
No.536601682
>>536601271
They could have made enemies guaranteed to miss on target acquisition but gain increased accuracy over time, ensuring they also only aim center mass below a certain accuracy threshold.
Then you're encouraged to actually use cover to deteriorate their accuracy meter when you're not shooting at them and dying is actually your fault instead of a dice roll(you stood there in the open until they were accurate enough to kill you).
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 11:30:32 AM
No.536601708
>>536601958
>>536601302
>not enough players
Liberation scales to player count. More players means less impact per mission and vice versa.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 11:30:39 AM
No.536601714
>>536602189
>>536601626
>>536601302
It doesn't help that the cities suck to play and have the worst performance, so no one wants to dedicate that much time to them.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 11:31:59 AM
No.536601790
>>536601884
>>536601570
>The last warbond is pretty good
It has the warp pack and that's it. What else does it have that isn't dogshit?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 11:33:23 AM
No.536601884
>>536602063
>>536601790
Variable and epoch.
The armour leads to some funny moments but is awfully broken atm.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 11:34:23 AM
No.536601958
>>536601590
>>536601708
Well that just strengthens my point on AH not telling anybody shit about how the game works, I had no idea that was how it worked.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 11:35:58 AM
No.536602063
>>536602228
>>536601884
>dogshit weapons
>dogshit armor
>dogshit grenade
>okay turret
>godtier backpack
That's two items out of a whole warbond.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 11:36:35 AM
No.536602114
>>536602298
>>536601626
They should also make it so scans will provide more than just 1 (ONE) mission in progress for the cities.
If the mission presented looks like shit, most players are just going to go somewhere else (that's not a city) rather than wait 45 seconds to try their luck again.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 11:37:46 AM
No.536602189
>>536602305
>>536601714
It wouldn't be so bad if the buildings didn't block all your stratagems. I think they should let your strats go through buildings while still blocking the Leviathans. It wouldn't fix cities but it would make them less ass to play in.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 11:37:51 AM
No.536602194
>>536601935
By the time we got here it was already too late. Every soul on the planet was converted into a voteless abomination.
It pained us to say it but no one in the Super Earth Armed Forces had the power to stop these atrocities, even the helldivers too.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 11:38:27 AM
No.536602226
>>536548793
thank you for drawing anon I have 500 more posts to catch up on
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 11:38:29 AM
No.536602228
>>536602063
Reads like you got filtered by timing skillcheck on the epoch and decided to lash out at the variable aswell to cope.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 11:38:39 AM
No.536602236
>>536601935
LA CREATIVIDAD
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 11:39:34 AM
No.536602298
>>536602348
>>536602114
Get rid of the scan refresh timer. It's awful waiting 45 seconds to find a mission that fills up immediately anyway. Just make it so it refreshes with each press or get rid of it and have missions be scanned for and refreshed every 5-10 seconds.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 11:39:45 AM
No.536602305
>>536602189
What, don't you enjoy wasting your stratagems? Just like on the swamp planet with eagle conveniently wasting your 500kg bomb by dropping it on the tip of a tree 200m away from your position? It's le quirky funny satire game, lower the difficulty!!!!
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 11:40:29 AM
No.536602348
>>536602298
What? Mine has been 20-something s conds per refresh?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 11:41:35 AM
No.536602434
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 11:43:32 AM
No.536602553
>>536601935
>Death stranding expansion
Quick! Throw a vial full of your piss at them!
Hi guys can anyone redpill me on the AMR and explain why it's not just a worse railgun thank you
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 11:50:30 AM
No.536603008
>lossless scaling on steam deck can actually give it semi-decent frames by cheating things a bit, except in cities
huh
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 11:51:28 AM
No.536603063
>>536602934
>No third person aiming reticle
I do not like it.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 11:52:46 AM
No.536603148
>>536603231
>>536603515
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241847955182/76561198081046098
D10 SQUIDS bring something to eat
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 11:53:16 AM
No.536603172
>>536603326
>>536603716
>>536601302
Oh, they are absolutely obfuscating information for the determent of the playerbase. That's intentional, and likely also done because gamerdads don't give a fuck about that kind of shit anyway. The way they've designed their game, you really really don't have to care about any of this shit anyway. And that's the problem, because it catered to idiots that just hit quickplay instead of people that are invested into the game.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 11:53:37 AM
No.536603189
>>536602934
You can click more chaff with it. It's basically a souped up primary with more wiggle room. That and no fucking charge time so no flinching
I think theyre both preference, but amr feels like the DCS while the railgun feels like the deadeye. I like em both, but peak physique makes quick scoping with the AMR pretty satisfying.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 11:54:02 AM
No.536603224
>even the level 8 defense fails because people just don't want to play squids
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 11:54:17 AM
No.536603231
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 11:54:38 AM
No.536603256
>>536602934
My main support weapon for Squids.
>One tap headshot all overseers or the flying cunt's jetpack
>4 taps harvesters limbs
>3 shot stingrays
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 11:55:47 AM
No.536603326
>>536603558
>>536603172
The galactic war is an unimportant backdrop that has the illusion of great strategic mechanics to pull in the grandstrategy autists.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 11:57:00 AM
No.536603409
>>536603457
What time is the Halo warbond supposed to release?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 11:57:47 AM
No.536603457
>>536604287
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 11:58:30 AM
No.536603515
>>536603602
>>536603148
saaar it says failed to join okey I will be raping a monitor lizard now
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 11:59:08 AM
No.536603558
>>536603746
>>536603326
And that is why the game is shit.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 11:59:47 AM
No.536603602
>>536604058
>>536603515
i both saw the "failed to connect" message so maybe it's sverige coding? i wil restart, retry in a minute or so
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 12:01:27 PM
No.536603716
>>536603172
>That's intentional, and likely also done because gamerdads don't give a fuck about that kind of shit anyway.
But that makes my gameplay experience worse.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 12:02:04 PM
No.536603746
>>536604468
>>536603558
Agreed, they should just scrap the galactic war and kick the grandstratagy fags out.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 12:04:24 PM
No.536603889
Fuck it, copy foxhole and have people needing to load supplies into FRVs and fetch them to Pelicans to load rearming destroyers in supply runs
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 12:06:45 PM
No.536604058
>>536604265
>>536603602
Saaaaaar..... I am needing lobby saaaaaarrrrr
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 12:10:07 PM
No.536604265
>>536604536
>>536604058
i did restard and a2 joined again successfully, i really don't know what to say
captcha: aKKKm
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 12:10:25 PM
No.536604287
>>536604351
>>536604357
>>536603457
What timezone?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 12:11:31 PM
No.536604351
>>536604287
swede standard time
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 12:11:40 PM
No.536604357
>>536604287
The normal one.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 12:12:03 PM
No.536604385
>>536573083
thanks for drawing anon i have 400 more posts to catch up on
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 12:13:06 PM
No.536604468
>>536603746
probably the single most based take in this general since its inception
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 12:13:57 PM
No.536604536
I'm completely burnt out on this game. The endless frame drops, the demoralizing MOs, the reskins disguised as content, I don't care anymore
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 12:17:31 PM
No.536604765
>>536604691
see you tomorrow
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 12:17:44 PM
No.536604778
>>536604691
Would saying "nigger" in a lobby with other anons revitalize your spirit?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 12:19:08 PM
No.536604865
>>536604691
Sex update soon.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 12:22:31 PM
No.536605059
>>536605338
>>536604691
>MOnkey can't enjoy the game unless the mapis painted the right colour
Many such cases.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 12:25:14 PM
No.536605268
>>536605364
>>536601520
Don't need one. Got utility in my support weapon slot (AC) and need a cqc option to alleviate my primary's weakness at close range (DCS) so Verdict is the only one that passes. Builds without a versatile utility + high dps support weapon are a bit cucked imo.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 12:26:16 PM
No.536605338
>>536605059
Forgive me for thinking the 'community-driven story' was going to be more impactful then imaginary tug-of-war
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 12:26:39 PM
No.536605364
>>536605452
>>536605789
>>536605268
Verdict has been powercrept so hard by the talon.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 12:28:09 PM
No.536605452
>>536605610
>>536605635
>>536605364
This unironically. I know there's an anon in the thread who swears by the verdict, but in 99% of use cases the talon mogs.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 12:30:32 PM
No.536605610
>>536605452
I like verdict when I got recoil armor and wanna magdump
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 12:30:54 PM
No.536605635
>>536605452
Even with all the gunslinger buffs an unbuffed talon beats it.
When does fighting the squids become fun?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 12:32:58 PM
No.536605775
>>536586675
so like that one star trek voyager episode
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 12:33:09 PM
No.536605789
>>536605812
>>536606316
>>536605364
Not enough volume, ridiculous reload speed when you inevitably are forced to fry a heatsink. Talon is good as an emergency pew pew to mop up a handful of enemies but for your sole short distance option it just can't fire rapidly and frequently enough.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 12:33:32 PM
No.536605812
>>536605789
>inevitably are forced to fry a heatsink
lmaooooooooooooooo
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 12:33:47 PM
No.536605829
>>536605703
With the saber.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 12:34:13 PM
No.536605854
>>536605703
That's the neat part. It doesn't.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 12:35:06 PM
No.536605913
>>536605703
When they drop the light pen faction gimmick and give squids regular armor mechanics akin to the other two factions.
Which is never because Swedes cannot admit they fucked up.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 12:40:16 PM
No.536606218
>>536606562
>>536608746
I find this sc farm approach good. But is this the best?
>phact bay
>diff 3
>warp pack for solo vault / bunker
>recon vehicle for fun ride
>2 sentries to avoid bothering with bugs
>can reach from 20SC up to 50SC
>get some frens, because solo is depressing
I remember cities having lots of bunkers in "green/park" areas to the point that some bunkers were just a background models. Was this nerfed?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 12:41:46 PM
No.536606316
>>536607536
>>536605789
If your mag dumping verdict suffers from horrible spread/recoil which the talon has way less of a problem with, it also deals more damage.
And if you're taking aimed shots the talon will almost cooldown between each shot giving you effectivly an infinite magazine.
Verdict is massivly powercrept.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 12:42:03 PM
No.536606332
>>536605703
when you get better at the game
>>536548793
Botchan and Coretta having a twerking battle when?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 12:43:19 PM
No.536606416
>>536608792
>>536605703
When you equip the supply backpack and a liberator carbine to just turn your brain off and M1 everything to death.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 12:44:57 PM
No.536606493
>>536607148
>>536609047
>>536606396
Who is even attracted to these ballooned proportions. Helldivers 2.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 12:46:07 PM
No.536606562
>>536612496
>>536606218
avoid maps with lots of structures/water/cliffs
the best way to farm SC right now is using the sneaky stuff and making 1.5k SC per hour
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 12:47:10 PM
No.536606625
>>536606396
SWEET LIBERTY
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 12:47:11 PM
No.536606628
>>536605703
don't understand these comments when bots are so fucking neutered they're a non issue. I have to be willingly playing like retard to feel threatened on that front, but atleast incel bots can get the metaphorical blood pumping
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 12:48:40 PM
No.536606723
>>536607227
LMAO, is it possible to at least focus on one oh three MOs and get the kill quota?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 12:49:56 PM
No.536606804
>>536609047
>>536606396
brown coomer proportions
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 12:52:29 PM
No.536606967
>>536607223
>>536607282
>>536575734
>be super earth shortly before the events of Helldivers 1
>find some sentient-like crustacean-looking bug creatures that seem to ignore us
>find out they make good oil tho
>FOR DEMOCRACY!!!
Fast forward to HD2
>experimented with them and bred them like literal animals to the point they're pissed as hell, more dangerous, and most certainly, make more fuel than ever
>turns out bugs arent as stupid as they are, or we're more retarded
>TCS Meridia Moment happens
>Gloom happens
>bugs taking back entire planets after us kicking a football at the bug's window
What are the chances that the bugs would leave us alone? Sure, automatons are likely the remnants of the long-gone cyborgs, and the squids are more than pissed for us taking their free gibs and deciding to whack them for it.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 12:54:23 PM
No.536607091
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 12:55:39 PM
No.536607148
>>536606493
Do not get on to the helldivers 2 nexus mod page...
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 12:56:52 PM
No.536607221
>>536607265
>>536593651
shut the fuck up nord
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 12:56:53 PM
No.536607223
>>536606967
if the ants in my home are an indicator, no
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 12:56:58 PM
No.536607227
>>536607526
>>536612496
>>536606723
not legitimately, joel vastly overestimated both the pre-release hype and how much xbros are going to want to suffer through squids, bots are still possible but if we clear either of the other two without the goal being lowered it'll be because he faked the numbers
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 12:57:31 PM
No.536607265
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 12:57:54 PM
No.536607282
>>536606967
I remember seeing a thing about how scientists showed a Charger raised in captivity an image of a Helldiver, and it freaked the fuck out trying to kill it despite never seeing a Helldiver before. I'm pretty sure "hatred of humanity" is now permanently woven into terminid dna via genetic memory.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:01:31 PM
No.536607526
>>536607604
>>536607227
Can he just make achievable goals instead of making up a bullshit number that was never going to be reached and so he has to lower the goal because the lose wouldn't have actually been the fault of the playerbase? He's had to do this for almost every MO lately.
I thought he was a GM? How is he making all these miserable decisions?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:01:41 PM
No.536607536
>>536607628
>>536606316
Energy weapons will always be inferior to ballistic ones, little bro.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:02:40 PM
No.536607604
>>536607526
he's not even real dude
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:03:05 PM
No.536607628
>>536607536
Verdict must not be a ballistic weapon then, because it's inferior to the talon.
But keep playing with your ballistic toy if you like, buddy.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:04:54 PM
No.536607754
>>536608274
starting to feel a deja vu
>people keep fighting bugs more than bots or squids
>bots are still lively but not the most popular / played first-choice
>nobody wants to play squids
Where did I see this before?
The way most galactic wars went in HD1, of course.
We cant win because we got Joel railroading the galactic war, we cant lose because Joel is railroading the galactic war.
So by process of elimination, the only way to enjoy the game is to be there for the ride, and Joel's ride has no brakes.
I wish that fucker did more kino events like PΓΆpli, at least.
IF, and big IF, they're smart, they're not gonna cause all 3 mega-cities to be attacked at once or in succession, because people are gonna be tired of fighting over one fan-favorite, and then suffer fatigue from mega-city exposure.
>>536543989 (OP)
Just had a map where basically.nithing but impalers spawned. Did they break the game again?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:07:01 PM
No.536607885
>>536608031
>>536607793
Did you go to Ursica?
Not sure if the dispatch still talks about it, but Ursica has Impaler Surge going on.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:09:02 PM
No.536608031
>>536607885
>>536607793
My bad, its Inari now!
Oh boy, I wonder what exciting new additions have been added to these maximum security cities!
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:12:41 PM
No.536608274
>>536607754
It's all Joels wild ride, if they do a triple city attack which loses all steam after liberating one they just write a message about how they dropped liberators for civilians to fight back and crank up the liberation rate for a nailbiterβ’ victory.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:13:09 PM
No.536608309
>>536608168
uh
reskinned bunker turrets for seaf defences (they target you anyway for funnies)
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:14:28 PM
No.536608392
>>536608168
you know those cameras in bunkers that track your character?
they're in random places in MSC now
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:16:16 PM
No.536608523
>>536608168
Absolutely nothing.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:19:12 PM
No.536608746
>>536612496
>>536612753
>>536606218
D1 has the same or only marignally fewer POIs than D3 but no outposts and secondary objectives to get in the way, and smaller maps to for less travel time between POIs
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:19:59 PM
No.536608792
>>536606416
Funny, that's what I've been running after the Tenderizer. Right now it's mostly just trying to work out a support weapon
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:21:57 PM
No.536608936
Why didnt they use the simpler design of the galactic war from the first game?
Have straight lines leading from our home to the enemy home planet.
If you REALLY wanted some meatgrinder chokepoints, could make it so. You create the "last line of defense" where you know fans are really hitting the shit, and simultanously letting the DSS be more useful.
Oh wait. Right.
It doesnt let Joel have 3 planets invade 1 planet at once.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:22:49 PM
No.536608996
>>536607793
IF you get one enemy exclusively its your host modding.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:23:35 PM
No.536609047
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:24:01 PM
No.536609079
>>536609267
>trident never
my supercrutch will never return
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:25:02 PM
No.536609154
It has been 93 minutes since the last lobby was posted.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:25:34 PM
No.536609182
I regret levelling my favorite guns first and now I don't want to pick up my lib carbine or halt because that'd be wasting weapon xp...
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:26:37 PM
No.536609267
>>536609474
>>536609491
>>536609079
even if it did it wouldn't be the same
>HD1 sickle vs HD2 sickle
What enemy surges would (You) like to see?
I'd prefer more Troopers or more Warriors.
Replacing all the scavenger or pouncer spawns with Warriors. More Warriors. Just more things to shoot.
Troopers, because having 30-50 MG raiders fire at you is actually something to be concerned about, compared to the 3 devastators that die to 2 headshots
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:28:59 PM
No.536609474
>>536609267
I love that infinite fire glitch/exploit and wish they had ported it over to 2.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:29:12 PM
No.536609491
>>536609881
>>536614253
>>536609267
tbf the hd1 sickle was so fucked up good that there was little reason to use anything else
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:32:14 PM
No.536609718
>>536609404
I'd love to see a seed that is just a fuckload of hunters, a lot of predator hunters, a bunch of regular stalkers, a fuckload of chargers and a few impalers.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:34:27 PM
No.536609881
>>536610351
>>536609491
justice, patriot, breaker, punisher
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:40:34 PM
No.536610351
>>536610440
>>536609881
I said little reason, not no reason. However, the sickle could do the justice and the carbine's jobs, while the trident could do the breaker and the punisher's
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:41:40 PM
No.536610440
>>536611829
>>536610351
>little reason, not no reason
i apologise for my outburst.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:44:13 PM
No.536610635
>DSS on a squid planet
stop the count
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:44:31 PM
No.536610654
>>536609404
Only overseers and harvesters+air support.
Voteless and fleshmobs are tedious and boring.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:48:01 PM
No.536610926
>>536609404
Shriekers. Only Shriekers.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 1:54:22 PM
No.536611395
>>536612098
Snake, last week I was super credit farming when I happened upon a logistics hellpod that I hadn't called down. It was broken and the walls couldn't retract to access the gear inside. It wasn't even particularly close to a point of interest, it was just sitting there, slamming it walls over and over and sparking. I didn't know what else to do so I shot it to pieces. An anti-materiel rifle fell out. Ever since then I've been looking for more of them but I haven't seen even one, I've been straining my memory to remember any time I've found out-of-place backpacks or support weapons and I don't think it's ever happened. It haunts me that something this rare yet inconsequential exists in the game
Forget it, you wouldn't understand. Forget I said anything.
>Voteless have 100 HP up to 160 HP
>they can survive 2 Liberator shots, 160 Damage, and die on the third or after 5 seconds due to bleedout
this explains why they feel weird to fight
scavengers or troopers die from 1 or 2 shots to the torso, while voteless can take a senator shot (200 Damage) and still fuck around for 5 seconds.
And why the fuck are their heads AP1?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:00:03 PM
No.536611829
>>536610440
apology accepted, captain anon
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:02:51 PM
No.536612040
>>536612309
>>536612567
>>536611454
>why the fuck are their heads AP1?
so that instakilling them is harder? I haven't fought them in a minute, do they still have a chance to run around without a head? if so, maybe it's to encourage you to shoot their legs
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:03:39 PM
No.536612098
>>536611395
seeing one of those fucked up supply pods feels like christmas came early. you never know whats inside. sometimes a jetpack, sometimes a supply backpack.
of course, you will never see them on D10, so you have to lower the difficulty to see them. like many things.
kind of a shame that you wont see a lot of the outpost variations or POIs because you get different outposts at higher difficulties
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:06:29 PM
No.536612309
>>536612040
They die when you blast that nigga head schmoove off, but generally its better to shoot their legs and walk away
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:06:32 PM
No.536612318
>>536612567
>>536612609
>>536611454
Overseer heads are also AP2 with an AP1 body. If you have AP2 it's supposedly still faster to headshot due to headshot bonus damage but the design being backwards just feels dumb.
>Shoot bugs in the head
>Shoot squids in the body
>Shoot bots in the dick
Apparently 1500SC for warbond.
How much for superstore exclusives? Are they gonna jew a lot like with Killzone?
>>536606562
>>536608746
Obliged. So the only downside is just loading times.
>>536607227
Typical clueless business overestimation.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:09:43 PM
No.536612567
>>536612753
>>536612779
>>536612040
Anon, there are no AP1 weapons. There is no difference between AP1 and AP0 in actual gameplay.
>>536612318
Overseer heads are AP3.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:10:18 PM
No.536612609
>>536612806
>>536612318
>shoot bugs in the legs
Headshots just make them rush you angrily
>shoot bots in the head
Their dicks take way more punishment then their heads
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:10:33 PM
No.536612625
>>536612496
There might be nothing in the superstore, who knows.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:10:33 PM
No.536612629
>>536611454
>heads are AP1
that might explain why i see some shots glance off their heads
super earth citizens must be some dense motherfuckers
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:10:38 PM
No.536612634
>>536612496
there aren't any
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:12:16 PM
No.536612753
>>536608746
what about d2?
>>536612496
>Are they gonna jew a lot like with Killzone?
most likely
>>536612567
>Anon, there are no AP1 weapons
I had a brainlet moment there
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:12:38 PM
No.536612779
>>536612975
>>536613173
>>536612567
>Overseer heads are AP3.
eugh, why does there have to be two versions of unarmored. this is why I just prefer to say light medium heavy or AT.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:12:56 PM
No.536612806
>>536612609
You shoot bugs in the head if they're far, you shoot them in the legs if they're close.
Except for all the bugs that instantly die to headshots because arrowhead is allergic to consistent enemy design.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:13:10 PM
No.536612832
>>536612982
Reminder
The pacifier's damage is pathetic enough to let you shoot all the legs off a brood commander before it dies to bleedout damage.
I dont know what you are gonna do with that information, but I like shooting bug legs off and frying them. Tastes like lobster. Oily lobster.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:13:51 PM
No.536612883
>>536612990
>>536613680
Just one more day guys, how are we feeling?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:15:18 PM
No.536612974
>Literally just hitting quickplay to join random missions to killfarm in at this point.
What an MO.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:15:19 PM
No.536612975
>>536612779
Because Spray & Pray and Gaylo shotgun exist.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:15:21 PM
No.536612982
>>536612832
The acidic notes give them a nice tang as well.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:15:25 PM
No.536612990
>>536612883
I'm feeling nothing.
As always.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:16:34 PM
No.536613061
>we win the MO
>every front now has 0% resistance because all enemy forces have been depleted
>every planet still takes 30 hours to liberate
>we end up liberating 3 to 4 planets, a majority on the bug front
>illuminate front remain untouched
Calling it
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:17:57 PM
No.536613173
>>536613609
>>536613628
>>536612779
>light medium heavy or AT
weeeeeeeeellllllllll
theres AP0 and AP1, which only some direct projectiles count as. Unarmored.
AP2 is Light. AP3 is Medium. AP4 is Heavy. AP5 is tank.
AP6 is Tank 2. AP7 Tank 3. AP8 Tank 4. AP9 TANK 5.
64 bits 32 bits 16 bits 8 bits 4 bits 2 BITS 1 BIT
ARE THERE ANY MORE TANKS THAT I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT?!
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:22:17 PM
No.536613506
>>536613550
>>536613772
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:23:03 PM
No.536613550
>>536613506
swedes don't know how bullets work
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:23:37 PM
No.536613609
>>536613746
>>536613173
It would make more sense to categorise all the tank armor into one uniform level, with anti-tank weaponry having specific breakpoints to do all the necessary shit! Have buildings be separate BUILDING-tier armor! But no!
Lets create all sorts of different armor level variations for useless jiggabo niggabo swedish smorgasbord surstromming!
The only thing that requires AP8 is the Illuminate Overship, and you're realistically never shooting it down with orbitals, only the intended objective; the Planetary Defense Cannon!
AND LETS NOT GET INTO DURABLE AND EXPLOSIVE DAMAGE RESISTANCES
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:23:47 PM
No.536613628
>>536613173
Opponents top out at AP5 anyway, with only command bunkers being AP6 and the Overship being AP8.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:24:34 PM
No.536613680
>>536614425
>>536612883
stop slopping seafchan u clanker
Surely they have a big update planned for tomorrow. "You get more reinforcements lmao" can't be it
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:25:18 PM
No.536613736
>>536552645
built for BWC
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:25:26 PM
No.536613746
>>536613609
Yeah, a lot of Helldiver's armor and damage systems are needlessly complex and it only creates more confusion both on the player side and on the dev balancing side.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:25:44 PM
No.536613772
>>536613506
I think 50AE is technically 12.7mm so you could round it up to 13. 14 tho...
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:28:58 PM
No.536614023
>>536613698
Definitely. Hopefully it'll be good.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:30:36 PM
No.536614136
Can you niggers make a lobby already?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:32:16 PM
No.536614253
>>536609491
I used laser shotgun instead
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:33:38 PM
No.536614358
>>536614476
Some of the bug animations are kinda cute.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:34:32 PM
No.536614425
>>536613680
Nope.
Also, me and robo-chan are different sloppers.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:35:19 PM
No.536614476
>>536615330
>>536614358
Face the wall
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:36:26 PM
No.536614551
Casually one-shotting impalers with the all fire shot on the variable is fun.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:36:56 PM
No.536614598
>>536614872
>>536613698
Freedoms greetings, shit-eaters.
Patch Notes.
>ODST LEGENDARY Warbond for 1500 SC (no SC contained inside the LEGENDARY warbond, fuck you)
>We changed how Warbonds are aquired, and how Super Credits are used. Warbonds can only be bought by Tokens which you need to buy with real money, Super Credits can still be used to buy Super Store items.
>Stratagem Hero was reworked. It now includes the new stratagems from the Premium Warbonds!
>We heard your complaints about the stun changes, and decided to revert them. The Pacifier and Pummeler got their damage reduced while their stun threshold increased. Dissidents are best tortured alive.
Known Issues.
>The Epoch spontanously charges up on its own and blows the user up. We did warn you about field-testing experimental weaponry!
>The Warp Pack can teleport you inside a building or a rock and kill you instantly.
>The Auto-Cannon reload is bugged.
>If two Eagle Stratagems are selected and one is called in, Eagle-1 returns to the Super Destroyer to resupply.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:40:53 PM
No.536614868
I can start to tell when weapons are shit from the warbond trailers alone
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:40:57 PM
No.536614872
>>536614994
>>536613698
>>536614598
>ODST LEGENDARY Warbond for 1500 SC
>Warbonds can only be bought by Tokens which you need to buy with real money
just think once before you post, please
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:42:45 PM
No.536614994
>>536614872
What's the matter, Helldiver? This will be the last time you can buy a warbond with Super Credits. The final FOMO. You best chip in on this exclusive deal with our mutual benefactor, Microsoft, before it's gone forever, and you need to pay $10 for a warbond.
I think it's becoming obvious that the reason the DSS is gonna get scrapped is because like 95% of the playerbase doesn't actually utilize the voting function. Like, there's no shot in hell the DSS got called to the a squid planet when nobody fucking likes them, so it's obvious a minority that were active at that time managed to be the majority during that vote cycle.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:44:36 PM
No.536615141
>>536614998
That's a lot of words to say "The DSS allows a small number of players to direct the blob away from where the devs intend them to be"
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:45:34 PM
No.536615204
>>536573083
Imagine if she got shot down and crashed beside a pack of feral squiggers haha
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:45:35 PM
No.536615205
>>536615286
>>536615402
Do cheaters even get banned? Had 3 games today with someone rapid spamming strategems/explosives like it was a normal thing.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:46:18 PM
No.536615260
>>536614998
pretty sure that some retard is in charge of the DSS and decides where it gets sent.
the majority of the playerbase cannot be bothered to read, or likely doesnt know how to access the DSS.
theres several examples that happened before, where sending the DSS to a 0.5% resistance planet with orbital bombardment would have been a decisive winning move, than to waste it on a level 69 invasion happening on a planet we're defending.
and dont forget the one time during the super earth defense, where the dispatch said "DONT PUT THE DSS ONTO THE ILLUMINATE PLANET YOU FUCKS, OR IT WILL GET DAMAGED", so, they put the DSS on the squid planet and we lost it for several days.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:46:36 PM
No.536615286
>>536615205
the worst I've heard is people getting negative super credit balances after hacked credits are redacted.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:47:05 PM
No.536615330
>>536614476
No. I will continue to admire the cuteness of the bugs as I hose them down with uh, bullets
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:47:36 PM
No.536615364
>>536615556
>>536614998
DSS will be scrapped because eagle storm allows us to derail Joel bullshit, he even had to randomly disabled it just so jeets could rape their way to super earth with zero counterplay from the players in this supposedly plaverydriven war
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:48:09 PM
No.536615402
>>536615205
As punishment for the playerbase resisting the PSN requirement the devs simply don't ban anybody. Unless you go crying to their helpdesk because someone said a no-no word.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:49:14 PM
No.536615490
Democracy is government by the people, of the people, for the people...
...but the people are retarded...
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:49:55 PM
No.536615541
>>536614998
They need to move the voting to the terminals behind the armory and have the screens light up when a vote is available. I don't even bother looking at that shit on the map.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:50:05 PM
No.536615556
>>536616187
>>536615364
>Eagle Storm gets disabled to prevent jeets from doing the needful
>DSS is on a level 8 invasion squid planet, with the defense being 50% done (about to get raped in 1 hour)
>cant use the Eagle Storm either because Joel
I LOVE GETTING TOYS AND HAVING THEM TAKEN AWAY FROM ME BECAUSE I FIGURED OUT HOW TO USE THEM EFFECTIVELY
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:57:34 PM
No.536616079
>>536616228
what the fuck is the gloom
how do bugs even invade other planets
are the bugs lying dormant beneath the earth until someone activates their killswitch and they go "GRORY TO CHINA"
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:58:55 PM
No.536616187
>>536615556
But how else could we get le epic xbox reinforcements tho?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 2:59:26 PM
No.536616228
>>536616079
Evil Super Earth dystopian autocratic regime puts them on planets to boost approval rates for militarization.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:05:44 PM
No.536616717
>>536616853
γ©γ
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:07:25 PM
No.536616853
>>536616717
γ―γγεΎ
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Anonymous
8/25/2025, 3:08:59 PM
No.536616965
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 4:44:21 PM
No.536625393
>>536556043
he want dem supa earth reparations