Tour de France (2.UWT)
Stage 9
Chinon - Chรขteauroux
174.1km
Startlist:
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GC after stage 8:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france/2025/stage-8-gc
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13:00 CET
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>Current and upcoming races
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20.07 La Picto - Charentaise 1.1 WE
21.07 Clร ssica Terres de l'Ebre 1.1
25.07 Prueba Villafranca - Ordiziako Klasika 1.1
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27.07 Vuelta a Castilla y Leon 1.1
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Tour of Austria (2.1)
Stage 5 (Final)
Feldkirch - Feldkirch
144.2km
Startlist:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-of-austria/2025/startlist
GC after stage 4:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-of-austria/2025/stage-4-gc
Roadbook:
https://tourofaustria.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/07/TOA_Roadbook_2025.pdf
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10:45 CET
Giro d'Italia Women (2.WWT)
Stage 8 (Final)
Forlรฌ - Imola
134km
Startlist:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/giro-d-italia-women/2025/startlist
GC after stage 7:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/giro-d-italia-women/2025/stage-7-gc
Roadbook:
https://www.giroditaliawomen.it/wp-content/uploads/2025/06/u7B5PLo0WAhTmn1XiJDG_300625-020820.pdf
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https://www.giroditaliawomen.it/en/live/
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12:50 CET
>>149745061>autodromo of D. (doctor) Ferrari
"At the bidon stop we were riding in a single file, and I signalled my intention to go and get my bottle of drink. My soigneur was about 20 metres behind Visma. But they decided to pass us on the right. If I wanted to take the bidon, there was nothing I could do but push him (Jorgenson) slightly so I could take the bidon," Pogaฤar explained his move to the microphones and cameras of Danish TV2, North American Flobikes and British ITV before the start of Saturday's stage.
"For me it was normal - but I don't know what their intention was. They often do that. At the refreshment stations they come in front of you as if they are the only ones there to get drinks and food. Sometimes you have to be patient and stay in the queue behind the bikes to get the bidons and the food. You have to respect everybody," Pogaฤar, dressed in the leader's yellow jersey, concluded his defence on this topic.
So Visma's tactic is now to prevent Pog from getting bidons. Cheep tactics
>>149744999> peeing in publicI always knew this guy had weird fetishes
>>149745108finished the stage.
in other news, DNF Dunbar
>>149745108UAE uploaded this video after the today's stage.
>>149745179ok now high five with the other arm joao
>>149745105Visma playing dirty
Love it
Open war between teams no more friends and hugging bullshit
>>149745105More paranoid bullshit. Jorgenson was getting bottles too. It's pooshit that needs to remember that he's not the only one in the peloton. Selfish prick.
>>149745179>chance for rain on mondays stage/elite/bros not like this
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRblKqc0J6o
The Rizzler is currently at the wrestling kek
Big Johnny Milan
when are we getting to the fucked up mountains stage? that's what I usually watch
>>149744885Well, well, well
Can't believe almost 60 people are doing worse than my team
If only Lipowitz or Vauquelin had been a climber, then I could've ditched Gall to get Vauquelin on my team for the perfect pogiless fishless experience
>>149745110>peeing in publicAre they expected to find a bathroom somewhere ? From what I saw they all pee in public by definition (as soon as it's outdoors), ASO is not some micro state that can decide when the law applies.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzHMxgNGmeo
Great episode. Big time gossiping. Remco to Bora seems a done deal, specialized to Ineos though apparently LMFAO. Ineos-Total will fail I think too. They also suggested Quickstep will be dead without Remco which I agree with entirely.
>>149745110Pissing and shitting outdoors is the most based and natural thing you can do. I knew a man in his 80s who had not once shit in an inside toilet. I once saw him shit in a large city centre park packed with people. When you don't give a fuck what someone you don't know might think then you are free.
>>149745451No Patje no Quickstep
>>149745484>Pissing and shitting outdoors is the most based and natural thing you can do. I knew a man in his 80s who had not once shit in an inside toilet.Was he indian?
>>149745484flag checks out
>>149744999HUGE moral victory for wout van aert
>>149745495>tt bar>animรฉ face>that postureLeast homosexual Italian
>>149745549No, believe it or not he was French.
Very good, Wout. Now get back to slaving for your leaders
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I missed the stage was there anything interesting?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPKrtst9X3U
We need Mia Khalifa to show interest in cycling. I think she'd be Jumbo fan (that's a good thing)
>>149745955okay this made me lose all respect for this dude
>>149746012I think you're being close minded
>>149746076They're friends. He introduced her to his son. People from different backgrounds and different experiences can get along. She's super into sports too.
>>149745179I dont like this updated met helmet, the old one was so sleek
>>149746097she is a mentally ill whore, absolutely zero reason to associate yourself with someone like that let alane give her a platform like this
fuck this cheating mutt
>>149746133>mentally ill whoreillness is curable and ill people deserve lose too
>>149744999I don't get it, they all urinate in public, some in front of the camera bike.
>>149745451I don't listen to dopeurs
>>149746133She admitted her mistakes, she's worked on herself and she's reinventing herself. She's actually fairly respectable now. We all make mistakes.
>>149746231While still profiting off her name and fame.
>>149746174>>149746231This shit only works in private, in the public she will always be associated with her past and every appereance of her is only promoting that, some mistakes just can not be reversed.
Also what does "respectable" even mean? I don't give a fuck about the opinion of my neighbour, why should I care about some born-again whore?
people seriously responding to obvious bait on /cyc/ again
>>149746217They're not allowed to urinate near spectators.
/cyc/ needs to stay free from degeneracy, americans really have to ruin everything
>>149746369PLEASE pay attention that it is the Brit posting this
>>149746296She literally got a job working from home for a friends company because she was being recognised and constantly harassed and bullied. She tried to return to a normal life but society wouldn't let her. So why not? Basically all she does not is talk about sports and go on podcasts.
Been out on an oil rig all year and today was the first day I watched some cycling this year.
>2out
Perfection
I smiled.
>>149746217It's stupid but it's technically a rule that you're not allowed to do so, they only enforce it when you're peeing near spectators or against somebody's house or something
I remember a funny webm of the giro a few years ago where a dutch rider, I think bouwman, was waiting for a bike change on camera and he just turned around and started peeing against a fence. Pretty funny
They're honestly super cute together
Mia Khalifa has a cookbook and a cooking show
>>149746407normalizing porn actors is spiritually american
>>149746607Does she have a good spotted dick recipe?
>>149746640Haha yeah and her favourite dish to make is a beef tongue because every week she had a different bull tonguing her shitpipe! haha
sexual based joke
>>149746407Lance Armstrong is one of your lot retardlardlad.
>>149746635*ex porn actors
less porn discussion and MORE arab posting!
>>149746835Just like how Lance is an ex-doper
Or someone is an ex-murderer after jail
They'll never regain what they chose to give away
>>149746462I heard oil rig workers make some serious money. Are you being smart and investing/saving to go easy for the rest of your life, or blowing it like a murican?
Also how's life up there, I'd assume some macho-like culture
If only y'all knew how bad things are
>>149747403Kind of surprising the US hasn't sold ad space on their flag yet
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guys, i was doing some research as i remember last year jumbo visma also Made The Race Hard to benefit their guy over uae's guy
but then i looked at the results of the final mountain stages that would benefit vingegaard
>stage 14 - 4050 vertical meters - mtf: vingegaard +39"
>stage 15 - 5071 vertical meters - mtf: vingegaard +1'08"
>stage 19 - 4512 vertical meters - mtf: vingeaard +1'42"
>stage 20 - 4748 vertical meters - mtf: vingegaard +7"
>stage 21 - 720 vertial meters (ITT) - vingegaard +1'02"
i do think the opening week is harder this year, except that gravel stage they last year, but i'm not sure why visma lab think they're going to wear out pogacar somehow over their own guy
>>149745495are u 5''6 or 5''7?
>>149747571Jonas was recovering from his crazy injury last year and that could in theory explain it. There's also a chance he will never be as good as 2022-23 again. He is 28 now and that injury was massive.
>>149747571That was with a giro he was doing soloโs everyday in to
>>149747818oh yeah. but pogacar had 31 racedays in the legs going into the tour, as opposed to only 22 this year, i was just looking at the last tour and i had forgotten how dominant he was the final week
i expect pogacar will be great, i don't think the best version of vingegaard will beat this pogacar
Will this be a road bike with clip on aero bars TT?
climbing time trials are stupid it should only be flat wide straight open roads or extremely technical city circuits
>>149748083so how much will poga win on this
>>149748083Road bikes with regular handlebars
>>149748083itโs only ten km? damn
Aranburu will do something any day now....
>>149748083It's so stupid how they even gave pogacar another stage just for himself. There is literally 0 odds anyone else can win this
>>149748083Just a road bike
>>149748217> he doesn't remember this hilly TTIt was so sulphurus that even Indurain who knows a thing or 2 about sulphorus TT's raised an eyebrow.
So no Pog win is not a sure thing.
>>149748114The first time they tried it in 2004
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-M88cfsUl0
The
>>149748373The what?!!
We got another censored Bert.
>>149748373>no helmetsbased
>>149748336Vingegaard is only capable of this kind of performance immediately after a restday
>>149748336you know this won't happen this year
>>149745032 (OP)desu on Thursday, probably pogi and the fish will collaborate and go together on the last climb considering there is the ITT on friday
>>149748719You are likely right. Everyone will be saving energy and we get a slurper.
>>149747349>>149747403>How dare you put a good old American boy to work? And for what? For a wop to win?
>>149748419Why could that be, i wonder
>>149748836unironically a sign of being clean (not saying he is)
it's blasting past world level athletes every day that's suspicious
like Armstrong would ALWAYS be ready to do a performance like that
>>149745032 (OP)daily reminder that kuss and yates are in the tour and these frauds are dropped on 4% climbs, what will they do in the mountains lmao
>>149748800Big respect for George though. He's bang on. It's not okay putting him in a role like that. Trek don't respect him. I think they're still holding a grudge after le tweet, trek is extremely lefty and corporate so were vocal about wanting him punished.
The other dude is bang on about him being a poor fit too. Trek has lost its American identity entirely. They are euro centric now. Quinn Needs to be in an all American tram like postal bit one doesn't exist currently. I could see him at Bahrain or Quickstep. If George has his tream, it'd be like a sanctuary for American riders and they need that. EF is for California fag types. America have a lot of interesting youths but their crit culture is detrimental to producing WT riders.
>>149748927Armstrong never did rest days tho, he always did a hard training set on those days. He believes the body shuts down if you wind down.
>>149749026>extremely lefty and corporate
>>149749026I'm a big fan of the kid but Quinn Simmons does not have the resume to demand more respect than he currently has on Trek
>>149749026>Extremely lefty and corporateYou have the brain of a small dog
>>149749075He wasn't wrong, nowadays everybody trains on rest days.
>>149749458They just do recovery rides
Seeing a lot of squeakers on other boards lately
>>149749302introducing BLACK RIFLE BIKES
>>149749505/cyc/ copyright department may say a thing or two about it
>>149749505I bet it's the Columbian rat thief!
>>149749610>>149749553I'm seeing it a lot on /pw/ today
Also the thief is Ecuadorian not Colombian
>>149749520>chuds on bikeswell, i never
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ufs6WTzxYw
So basically Italian mafia faked doping tests to force pantani out the race for financial gain resulting in his depression and death.
Another win for meds aka North africans
>LONG WAY TO PARIS
>TOUR IS STILL YOUNG
>JUST A FEW BAD DAYS NOTHING SPECIAL
>ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN
>WE'LL SEE WHAT HAPPENS TOMORROW
>TOMORROW'S A NEW DAY
>YOU NEVER KNOW WHATS GONNA HAPPEN
>STILL A LONG WAY TO PARIS PAL
>ALL DAYS CAN'T BE GOOD DAYS, YOU KNOW?
>WE'RE ONLY IN THE FIRST WEEK
>LOTS MORE TOUR DE FRANCE TO GO
>YOU JUST NEVER KNOW WHAT MIGHT HAPPEN
>TEAM HAS PLANS FOR THE NEXT STAGES
>TOMORROW IS A DIFFERENT DAY
>PARIS IS STILL FAR AWAY
>WELL, WE'LL SEE WHAT HAPPENS
>>149749302>>149749135Pair of mongs
>>149749272Mong. Use a shutter to do the work today. They're wasting quinns legs. Though I'd expect little more tactical insight from an amerilard
>>149749733>CAN'T WIN THE RACE IN THE FIRST WEEK BUT YOU CAN CERTAINLY LOSE KT
I dont know if I can handle another schizobert posting pictures of his imagined girl friends.
world naked bike ride going on in my city today, fucking degenerates.The lefties are labelling all the critics as prude, but almost no men even bother to take their tops off when riding normally when it's hot in the summer. Bullshit attention whoring.
>>149750012sounds like a great opportunity to show off the cycling legs
>>149750012>We face automobile traffic with our naked bodies as the best way of defending our dignity and exposing the unique dangers faced by cyclists and pedestrians as well as the negative consequences we all face due to dependence on oil, and other forms of non-renewable energy.>WNBR's global vision of promoting renewable, sustainable energy and asserting our body-positive beliefs with creative and empowering international bike rides!Sounds like you just don't get it. Show up and sniff some saddles
>3x30 this morningpic rel
>>149745955I like her voice, her laugh, and her demeanor. She's cute what can you say, in motion some people are able to transcend whatever physical attractiveness they display at rest. I wish her well.
>>149750130krautbert, you don't understand, it's 99.9% male riders.
I don't mind the whole message of getting better bike infrastructure, culture and environmentalism, but this is just bullshit.
>>149750225dillier's life seems very comfy. oh to be a human tractor
>>149750251>it's 99.9% male ridersh-hot
Volklan with beastly number up the Mur but still 3 seconds behind Pogi
>>149751821>Have burgers for dinner yesterday and today>Know, deep in my soul, that these burgers are better than any burger any Euro will ever taste without coming to AmericaWe're a messed up country but we do a few things right
/bh/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NADx3-qRxek
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>>149751916good burgers can be easily found in any mildly developed countrys in the world these days. What you guys do better than anywhere else is your cajun/creole, American Mexican and real BBQ.
Also regional big corporate cult stuff like Wawa's and pubsubs. Much better than Greggs or Poundbakery.
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>>149752079>good burgers can be easily found in any mildly developed countrys in the world these daysDisagree. I always feel like burgers outside of US are like a crappy photocopy of a good burger
>What you guys do better than anywhere else is your cajun/creole, American Mexican and real BBQ.I would say BBQ is our greatest culinary expression and be assured that no Euro has even SNIFFED anything like good BBQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUUyFrHERpU
Chicago BBQ
I must confess i ate a turkey burger for dinner yesterday, god forgive me
>>149752607>god forgive meturkey is hallal, so He will
Dud you guys know this is a popular mexican food place where I live?
>>149752607i forgive u dw
How are you guys enjoying the tour de flat stages so far?
I watched 9 straight hours of Pro Wrestling today
>>149752894honestly if this weekend had a decent stage, would be fine
>>149752943what does bertina think
>>149751916/bh/
for me its https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2eToSzhO0WM
>>149753029She's with her parents this weekend
>>149755857>first week of TDF>I know what will sell our product! We just put two sprint stages on the first weekend when everyone ist at home!!
>>149756315No idea why I replied to 149755857
>>149748986All part of the plan
Yet another boomer that doesn't understand the visma plan
>"She's right about one thing. Visma needs to focus on Vingegaard. There's simply no point in expending force here and there," Riis believes, adding that Visma-Lease a Bike is wasting far too much energy. He's aware that this stance is causing some controversy. "I know it's provocative to say, but they're asking for it at Visma."
>Riis especially doesn't understand why they try so hard to send riders into the breakaway at the beginning of stages. "It's just an unintelligent way to use your energy when you have a guy on the team who can win the Tour de France. There's absolutely no point in riding so aggressively from kilometer 0."
>>149756315cucked by the frogs wanting a mountain stage on Bastille Day
>>149756681they just donโt get the plan
Going to try clipless for the first time. Got some cheap shoes off Amazon and rental bike. Any tips /cyc/ bros?
Also, two flat stages over the weekend, wtf were they thinking.
>>149756681>when you have a guy on the team who can win the Tour de FranceFalse premise.
>>149756681they know that fish won't win any stages so they try at least to win something
>>149756729Start off with the mechanism not too tight as you learn how to clip out.
Practice clipping out while doing emergency brakes, otherwise when you have to emergency brake you won't have the reflex to clip out and you'll chute comicale at standstill and feel very embarrassed
Good morning Berts, my girlfriend was out on a ride and said her chain had "come off". Turns out she actually snapped her chain, tore her derailleur cage clean off, and fucked the derailleur pad too. She still claims that nothing happened, it was just like the chain came off while pedalling. How does this even happen?
is this another slurper stage where GC contenders coast until the end while we have le epic sprint finish
>>149756953yes donโt waste gods day on this slop
>>149756945clearly she's cheating on you
>>149756953There will be echelons
>>149756945Most likely scenario sounds like a worn out chain breaking and getting stuck in the derailleur, or a chain length that was too short for the poor derailleur to handle
Tour planners should be executed. They put absolute slurper stages on the weekend how fucking out of touch can you be
>>149756928This is the only real explanation. Vismas were instructed to save energy in the time trial. Then they get btfo'd and the very next day they try to get their riders in the early break.
>>149756681They don't have a guy that can win the tour that's why they're doing this and they know it
They got fucking shellshocked at the TT they're already down minutes and they will be more minutes down after the next TT which means any time they make good will be wiped again since Cringegard is a weak fuck compared to fully fit Pogi
The delusional was strong last year with everyone saying how many minutes will Pogi lose this time and I said at the start he will crush Cringegard it was visible to anyone who's actually been in the sport and doesn't just watch at home and then it happened and Cringegard cried into his fat ugly wife after every stage
This time he is even weaker, yet somehow you want us to believe the guy is competing lmao he's not even top 3 on this tour!
So basically when the stage goes like this
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I knowโฆ.. UGH I knowโฆ. Iโm sorry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Itโs just that Iโm not gonna watch it is all
>>149756945too much tension for whatever reason
>>149757060The first TT was completely flat though, the worst terrain for Jonas
The next one is almost entirely a climb, the best terrain for Jonas, though it's still too short to really mean anything
I don't see him beating pogi, but Remco is not gonna win the next TT
Most likely he'll lose like 20 secs to pogi
What upcoming stages will be worth watching?
>>149756953God willing we will have cross winds
>>149757118Frenchies gonna go ham on Bastille Day
>>149757134i love persille day
>>149757134>no rest day on monday because of that
>>149757146Stegt flรฆsk eller karbonader?
>>149757066Stages like this are perfect for a wank + comfy nap.
>>149757117Oh look at this fucking cope
How many stages and Tours does he need to lose to stop you from believing lmao the guy isn't getting any better with age
>>149756939Thanks will do. It seems that you kind of have to chute stupidly one or a few times when learning. The problem is that I have to go from practice 2 days to climbing cols or passages so not much time to learn.
Do you get the efficiency gains from clipless right away?
>>149757349Not true, chuting while practicing is not obligatory. Just set the mechanism to easy unclip mode and you should be fine. It won't hinder your pedalling performance.
>>149757349>Do you get the efficiency gains from clipless right away?once you learn to not only push but also pull, you will notice gains, especially during climbing
>>149757449>>149757466Cool thanks. The suffering is going to be real this summer. Already looking forward to the scenery and descents though
>>149756945at least it's not di2
my chain snapped before but there was no other damage. that was a long roll home like these guys
>2 flat stages during the weekend
> mountains start during the week.
C'EST LE TOUR POUR LES CHOMEURS OU QUOI ?
>>149757627If Napoleon won you wouldn't have to go to work tomorrow
>>149757627monday is bastille day
>>149757449One stationary chute whilst desparately trying to get your feet out of the pedals is a rite of passage for those first trying clipless.
>Thibau Nys: "It's crazy man. Okay, I'm not my best version. Sometimes I'm wondering: what are those guys doing the rest of the season? Why do I never see them? If you see how 'easily' I win sometimes. Everyone is racing 2-3 levels higher."
Is he retarded? Dude is doing shit small races all season
>>149757638If Hitler won we would probably have a mountain stage today
>>149757638Same here. Cologne was also a part of the empire. But instead we have some our national holiday on 3rd October when it's dark, grey and cold.
So sad ;____;
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>>149757666He has one win this season where he beat Alex MOLENAAR and Andrea BAGIOLI
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>>149757666>it's crazy man all the best riders in the world peaking for the biggest race on the world>why can't I win in a break against Cras and Valter
>>149757666>The exterminator of Eschborn-Franfurt>The Hulk of Hungary
>>149757666reality is hitting him like a pile of bricks
>>149757673Newfags can't into mountains
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>>149757667Mountain stage every day and a 4 week tour
Choose your frogwagon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPaLDKZUbTY
>>149757638he did win though bro just didnโt know how to take Wโs
>>149757666Kek what a retard
>>149745032 (OP)>peak holiday weekend>two fl*t stages back to back bravo Prudhomme!
Boring stage and shit weather means another day of excruciating house and yard work
>>149757666Why did trek debut him on the tour shouldโve went with vuelta
24 year old girl with a bert hairline haha what is Ruby like??
>>149757798did all the housework already comfy reading nap afternoon incorporated tm
>>149757798Watch the Donne instead where 1 and 2 an GC started attacking each other with 90km to go.
>>149757792Maybe they thought that people want to go outside during the weekend and intentionally scheduled the slurpers there
>>149757798>in the process of painting the house>it's raining outside todaygod wills it
>>149757627French most powerful demographic are the retired people. It's even more true for the tour
>>149757893>want to go outside during the weekendWhat, like to the peaks of French mountains or something like that?
>>149757798Get to chill outside today
Get to watch stage tomorrow while "working" from home
Thanks Prudhomme
>It might not be ideal to offer sprint stages on the weekend, but then there are the vagaries of French topography,โ Govenou told the French RMC Radio.
>โWe want to reach the Massif Central, and there are no hills between Brittany and the Massif Central. We werenโt going to take a quick flight to avoid these regions
>The goal isnโt to do 21 super-tough stages,โ he continued. โThere are times when you have to lower the pressure, maybe slow down a little
And that is the end of that.
Wout bros, today we feast
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The fuck is up with this stage, this is Danish tier terrain.
>>149757974HAHAHAHA FUCK W*UT
>>149757666Kek, turns out WT races are harder than 1.pro
Did you not notice the look in his eyes and all those dumbass tattoos. Of course he is retarded
Theyโre hyping the wind today
>>149758180ASO already demanding every shitter team puts at least 1 rider in the break
This should be 1 on the watch score
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>>149758221It's a waste of a weekend stage
>>149758078what kind of mickey mouse language is this
>>149758285just remove the vowels and it becomes
danksh
Dianese to QS apparently
https://cyclinguptodate.com/cycling/soudal-quick-step-aim-to-become-a-sprinting-powerhouse-with-addition-of-a-two-time-giro-stage-winner
>>149758311>sprinting powerhouse>Dianese
>>149758180>p-pls watch yet another semen slupring stage it'll be f-fun we p-promise
>>149758327Groenewegen to Unibet lmfao
https://cyclinguptodate.com/cycling/dylan-groenewegen-close-to-signing-with-unibet-tietema-rockets
>>149758078well, technically, it is a sprint
>>149758345Well it's better than Bomboi or Buddingh
>>149758236The fuck is a 1 if today is not?
Valter to Bahrain
Godon to Ineos
>>149758408idk, maybe like the autistic guy who does 100 miles around a roundabout every year
Riders with no official confirmed contract for next year. I spot a few dangerous ones.
>>149758427I would pay good money to see such a tour stage
I'm sorry but if youcomplain about flat stages you're a pleb.
>>149758445I dont mind flat stages, its the stages without breakaways that kills me
>>149758430QS should sell Remco to the highest bidder and get Wellens, Kung, Stuyven, Mohoriฤ, Kooij, Senechal and Asgreen. Get the Wolfpack back to the top
>>149758430Cattaneo is following Remco
>>149758490Kooij is all but confirmed to Decathlon. That team would be really aggressive though. Maybe not the tightest unit but just blasting riders up the road constantly would be cool. Merlier + Dianese are decent sprinters for Tour and Giro. They could 100% return to their sprinting. They don't really have a choice either. They need to get through the next year or two and then I think they'll get their momentum back.
I only watch cycling for the peloton crashes
Surely the conti teams are not gonna be slurpers again.
I only watch cycling for the scenery porn
>>149757495You're going to have a slow motion fall while trying to unclip just once, it happens to everyone
Luv Carlton Kirby. Simple as.
>>149758626Come to think of it, why don't teams employ a roughhousing team member whose sole objective is to make the peloton crash
Invite Norwegian and Swiss team, the most soulless people in Europe.
Its no wonder we have suicide conti breakaways.
>>149758640They do. They're called sprinters
>>149758294Trivial File Transfer Protocol?
>>149758649I mean like riding in such a way that makes others crash or even just shoulderchecking other teams so they crash. It's an obvious winning tactic and we need a new meta from the peloton homosexuality
why could it not be 10m/s for todays stage berts
why are we never lucky
>>149758640This is the topic of much debate on cyc and we generally believe Jumbo need to sign an absolute shitter for a million euro just to take out Poogacar until he dies
/biz/ idea: a dedicated stage personnel group that add obstacles on the course such as tree trunks, clothing lines that cross the street, banana peel traps, oil slicks etc.
>"Wout is happy, he likes second places"
Based Sean Kelly
>the gap is growing
Fucking LidlKek. Schizobrit was right yesterday the peloton and teams are fucking disgrace, so risk averse and anti-competitive. Embarrassing state of the sport ruined by le heckin sports science data anal-ysis.
>>149758733Why are talking about yourself in the third person?
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Nikias Arndt in the studio
>>149758629Kirby is incredibly based. By far the best commentator and it's really not even close
>>149758742>That hairlinepray 4 Niklas
>>149758715>Sean KellyWait thats not Kelly co commentating right now is it? Who is the guy on the left again, I think its him.
>>149758754Who is Niklas?
Imagine two extra sovl riders in this break, and we would have a stew going
There are people in this very /cyc/ who enjoy the overexcited babbling of the dementia-addled C*rlton K*RBY
>>149758771but he said he won't go for it
>>149758765>that negers name really Nikiaswat le fuq?!
>>149758733It is literally what the sport and most sports are like. Well everything actually. It is all corporate mentality of zero risk, zero fun. It's almost authoritarianism.
This just makes the bigger teams stronger and smaller teams weaker because they never have a chance.
Luke Rowe is an assistant sports director at Decathlon. Missed that one, that's huge.
>>149758776and Jonas says that there is not any kind of war between UAE and Visma
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>>149758742>Commentating in an air condtioned office miles away and not in the sweat box at the finish lineabsolutely soulless
>>149758861>Exclusively sweats from the pecsPeculiar.
>>149758699random wild animal released every 30 minutes on fl-t stages
every 15 minutes for back to back
ez fix
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Bobby got it
>>149758756Did some digging, its Brian Smith
Kino break corporate strategists totally BTFO'd
>mein Fรผhrer, die Attacke Reussers ist nicht erfolgt
I wont be watching this stage and there is nothing anyone can do about this hehe.
How much was Alpecin paid by ASO this morning? 50 grand?
It must be fun to drive around with the Tour and see France and stay in French hotels and eat French food and talk to French girls
>>149759033Would be a kino picture if she didn't have a canyon bike, cringe
>>149758861pense ร l'odeur
>>149757349I've been climbing clipless for years but I don't really believe that the pulling makes a meaningful difference, I think that's just a meme. I think the main benefit of clipless is the riding experience, you are more attached to the bike which gives a better feel and makes a high cadence easier to maintain
Conti shitters crashing, they should have known that the breakaway is the safest place.
>>149759061I always feel like I'm missing something when I climb on flat pedals
do the riders have new bib shorts that force them to piss in a crouched position? I have never seen this technique before.
>>149759061pedal mashing degenerate
>>149759083yes
contemporary cut bibs rise really high, like above the belly button
>>149759100did fuck all aside being in the way this tour
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Hate to join the cyc bandwagon but TNT commentary is literally unwatchable, I'm on the peacock grind now. Blythe and the ADHD crew are insufferable. Mumbling and a lot of useless talking and waffle. Takes 3x the words to say what they want to say.
>>149759023I have to give it to them, heli pilots and cameramen are top tier
also imagine how low was the helicopter flying during this shot
>>149758926>first noteworthy victory since 2022Ineos buff is real
Well fellow Australians, I have to say I am disappointed with Plat du Tour so far this year
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Lippert wins. AVB lost all her kick
>>149759144For how dryly autismo the ITV lot were, at least their calls were often right and came with deep knowledge. They were worth watching over the TNTards who are constantly grifting fake drama over nothing because they haven't got a clue what they're talking about.
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Jungels wins
>>149759173The boomer's curse.
>>149759155If I'm not mistaken a lot of civillian helipilots in these and other roles like police and medical are ex-military. The skill of low flying and precise landing around civillians is extremely hard because the turbulence from the rotors. Like landing a chinook in a warzone then retiring and flying helis for the tour de france. Kino.
>>149759173>spanish youtuber bf is at the tour>brappert starts winning againhmm, maybe she should concentrate on racing instead of youtube
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>>149759181>who are constantly grifting fake drama over nothing>*gasps endlessly around every corner*TNT is diabolical, I love ITV. I love Ned and David Millar. It's a shame the ads are so fucking bad and often. It's a shame they're not on ad free platform. They're quite mature and insightful and even when they talk personally I like them a lot. Waiting until they go live today then I'll watch and switch between peacock and ITV when there are ads.
del stier wins another 2.1 GC. maybe one day he can compete with the big bois and compete for a real GC.
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>>149759229>>149759241who's the ultimate /cyc/ waifu? I don't have time to google them all
>>149759260Wow that's a nice win for him, one of the good guys
>>1497592412nd at the Vuelta, 2nd at the Giro, soon to finish 2nd at the Tour. Somehow outwouting Woutje
>>149759297She's like a combination Roglic and Wout. Great at one week races, but can't handle GTs like Roglic. Tendency for 2nds like Wout.
Worst of both worlds.
Sara CASASOLA plastic sex arse
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why there's always a bunch of random children hugging Lamborghini
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Joao is dying. second day is hell
>joao suffering
BASED fuck UgayE
Turns out you can flim flam the zim zam
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it's not a time for nap
This is the best the German?
SOMEONE GET ZIMMERMAN A ZIMMERFRAME
>>149759172what a fat fucking bug. at least the bugs in uzbekistan wear Frank VANDENBROUCKE tees (based)
Honestly I love the gore that the camera gives us and then the commentators seething "we don't want to see that"
Yes we do lmao
>>149759347no, lopowitz is.
he is the next Jan Ullrich
>Barrรฉ
>Rutsch
>Zimmermann
Wanty back on the tramadol
>*record scratch*
>*freeze frame*
>Yep, that's me
>You're probably wondering how I got here
sat on some lads wheel then grugesqued him at the top
sure no point in cycling if you're not having fun
>>149759405no that ain't it
this is it
>>149759364WTF happened to her tummy?
>>149759414fuck me having a mare here
won't post again for the rest of the stage out of shame
>>149759297>two eternal kwabs looking at each other
Based Belgian - Dutch alliance
Did Pog tell grug to go take yellow off him?
>Uno-x cycling
>Project Breakaway: Our Tour de France ambition
>UNO-X Mobility Cycling proudly presents Project Breakaway. Where top-tier innovation meets our Tour de France ambition.
I think their ambition is to kill all breaks and make stages boring as possible
Grug might actually make it
Why are the retard Norwegians helping?
Haven't been on a road bike since end of last November.
Refuse to fix the fucking shit Shimano 105, overrated shit.
Also refuse to buy a new road bike, cause they are all overpriced and Shimano Di2 105 is not even fully wireless.
>>149759429>If you gaze into an abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.
>>149759456probably punishment from DS
>>149759332>>149759333>dead German soldier, department Vienne, July 1944 (re-colorized)
Belgian commentators find it almost unbelievable that someone actually wants to race
>>149759421bite burn and scratch marks from SEXOOOOO
>>149759429>sudden urge to breed and start a family
No but uno-x is litterally dogshit they negatively effect the race everytime
>>149759459i salute you fren. you sound DANGEROUSLY based.
>>149759475It's bizarre to see a rider with the status of Mathieu do such utterly senseless things
>>149759488he does, but she doesnt look at him the way my wife looks at me.
>>149759492Pulling now is positive for the race you dumb b*ltard.
>>149757948Yeah what losers amirite
>>149759506was this you last night? fagnig bitch
>>149759521one of you mutts was playin games with my heart last night. man up manbabbies
>TNTard commentator comparing cyclists to prisoners of war
This is what drives all of us brits to the extremes we have become.
>>149759521why ARE you posting this middling woman, Burger-Bert?
>>149759488imagine the watts of their offspring
>>149759495This is a humiliation ritual punishment from the UCI for accusing the entire pedalton of doping the other day
>>149759538whatever i feel like, gosh!
>>149759545Makes sense. Thanks for clarifying.
>>149759506so soren cry'salot can be useless some more in a break he won't attack in?
>>149759495Hes going to quit the Tour when the mountains show up and wants to go out with a bang
>>149759565Holy fuck you're a dumb tourist.
why would you even pick Andy Schleck as your ad model? yes, we want to project weakmindness and unfulfilled potential on our product
>>149759571Maybe, but he picked a weird stage to do it. His chances of winning today are exactly 0%. Tomorrow would've been better.
>>149759493I mean it unironically, how the fuck are bike cucks so retarded to hail the 105 all the time?
The design is fucking garbage, I mean especially the shifter.
The fucking cable runs a 90ยฐ angle from the bars into the stem. What fucking retard though that was a good idea?
Holy shit, the whole bike industry is a joke, it's the equivalent to fashion industry for women.
>>149759594Should be the perfect ad for Russians in that case.
Winebert the English HBO coomentors are talking about you
>>149759590mad useless scandoid you fit right in uno-x
>>149759617How about Shimano Cues bert?
>>149759606His recovery in multi stage races is shit, today is all he got left
>>149759617>>149759633Fuck, rage is blinding me, when thinking about it.
Not the stem, I meant the shifter.
The shifting cable goes 90ยฐ into the shifter, which of course will frail depending how much you shift over time.
And of course that shit gets stuck in the shifter.
I probably didn't get out all the junk, installed the new cable, the shifter is broken now anyways.
Dutch commentators seem to think the break might make it
>>149758861How can a grown man with decades of life experience not know to pick black or white clothes if you're a heavy sweater baka
>>149759676Apparently the tail wind is very stiff. Add to that Rickaert will probably kill himself off giving 100%. There's a genuine chance. A few teams pulling and only taking a few seconds. They have to start reeling it back in fast.
>>149759676deeper in the tour would've been possible but there isn't a dominant sprinter so everyone will try even Uno-x thinks they can beat Milan lol
>>149759495Why not, there is 2 rest day for him after that.
>>149759688In theory no team should pull until trek kills its train but they'll chicken out
>>149759617>Not having electronic shifting/Cyc/ is a patrician general, may I direct you to /n/ with your broke ass franken bike
Goodbye Almeida couldn't survive day two
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The strategy works fellow vismabro's
Now jumbo just need to assassinate another hjaelper.
bunch of emotional children screaming and pissing themselves over uno-x completely silent when qs joins the chase
>>149759747whats the point of having to charge your shifters? I cant see it personally
>one down
TICK TOCK pogichuds
>>149758565Sadly, appearances deceived.
>>149759772Difference is merlin actually has a shot at winning
>>149759763All those sunflowers are going to be used to make biofuel or end up in a methanator.
I hate farmers so much it's unreal.
>>149759772Atleast Quickstep has a chance to win.
Uno has no chance to win and is pulling to get 4-10 instead of 6-12
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It's his time now
>>149759061Nice, Iโve done a little bit with flat pedals and Nikeโs too. ChatGPT thinks clipless would give a +10 % efficiency pretty much directly. Thats for someone who wasnโt tried clipless before and is inexperienced in cycling.
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>>149759459that's what your mom thinks of you innit
apple doesn't fall far from the tree etc
anybody got the webm of almeidings crash? I completely forgot what happened
>>149759800Farmers are the worst.
>>149759772Merlier actually can win that's pretty much the difference shit-x needs to be in the break
>>149759805>ChatGPT thinksYou're not this idiot are you?
>>149759800>Yes, sunflowers can be used to improve soil health, acting as a beneficial cover crop. They are known for their deep taproots that help break up compacted soil, improve drainage, and cycle nutrients. Additionally, sunflower residues, including the roots, can be incorporated into the soil to add organic matter and further enhance soil structure.
Once again, Tadej Pogacar has to do it on his own against the Visma superteam. What a massive achievement for the underdog if he manages to hold on to the Tour victory.
Win or lose, his legend only grows.
>>149759805one of the benefits of clipless is that you use shoes with very rigid sole with them. it contributes a lot to efficient power transfer
>>149759805lol
lmao even
also the more I try to use chatgtp in my field of expertise the more I realize how useless it is past writing a draft of an email
>>149759800>Sunflowers also help in nutrient cycling and can even help remediate contaminated soil by absorbing heavy metals and other pollutants.
oh-oh, Onley caught sleeping
>vout slurping like the washed cunt he is
>>149759800As a guy that lives in the middle of farmland I started to detest farmers once I started to get to know them.
They would cut every tree and kill every bird for their open-air factories. They'll put the ground full of tubes to drain the water quickly, just so they can then spray water themselves when it's getting dry to create perfect micro environments at the cost of our drinking water and animal diversity. They're just turbo capitalists like every other company and they'll destroy everything.
As silent protest I'm growing trees and flower fields at the edges of my propery and their fields.
And growing food myself permaculture style.
we need a camera in front
nothingburger rider caught napping
nothing ever happends
even the echelon is boring
>>149759848No need to be mad broseph
>>149759868Ah makes sense. The shoes I used were really soft
>>149759873Yeah same but I pretend that its because my field is more complicated than others (it is) and use Chatgpt for other fields
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he'll be good and rested for Vuelta
>>149759913Really cool. Do you have animals? Chickens are unbeatable. I was going to work on similar small organic farms around the UK. Many farmers are as you describe and what's more the food they produce is shitty quality, fast grown and little nutrients. I buy vegetables UK grown from the shop and it's awful and tastes of nothing but we get organic vegetable box every week which tastes so delicious.
People are so ill because even the normal healthy food they eat has far less 'health' in it than it did 30 years ago. It's the biggest unaddressed scandal of the 21st century IMO.
motorbike driver squeaking hard right now
>>149759968what's the deal with the things they put on their arms for road rashes like that? Is it just to hold some gauze on their arms or something letting them sweat?
>>149759967>I pretend that its because my field is more complicated than others (it is) and use Chatgpt for other fieldsYou can't be serious bro come on
>>149759995it holds bandages in place for parts that constantly move like elbows
>that straight road for 20km through bogs
Why are other teams pulling for Milan?
>>149759974Farmers, in spite of earning literally zero money and exporting most of what they make to nations far off, somehow have a fucking stranglehold on a lot of politicians. Allowing them to continue to ruin everything around them
>>149760029pressure from tdf director to not have tadej win green
>>149759913always pisses me off when I see yet another stack of forest cleaned out for farmland
>>149760029There's almost no sprints left in the rest of the Tour
>>149745955L*nce is not a cyclist. He stopped being a cyclist when he embarked on his professional doping programme.
>break is gonna get caught
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I want to buy a house in La-Roche-Posay, it was a beautiful village on screen.
Eurosport Portuguese commentators in shambles. Joao shills were in full damage control and copium yesterday only to get a reality check today. There's no amount of dope uaeshit could give him keep racing. Shame it wasn't pogamerda instead.
the average speed of these guys is faster than I can go on a downhill
>>149760067Why does his belly button look like an erect clitoris
unless you are completely self-sufficient, it is incredibly hypocritical to complain about farmers. every fucking foodstuff you buy ultimately comes from farmers. so either you grow your own stuff, starve, or SHUT THE FUCK UP.
>>149760034Yes and that's why british government are totally destroying them. Partially because they're communists but also because they hold power and land. Government is importing a million people a year and they want the land developed for decades to come. Low quality mass produced food being exported is hilarious, only for us to import more low quality mass produced shitty food.
Used to be kino because people grew their own foods but now everyone is worked like a dog, have no energy or time and no space to grow a few vegetables. Modern world is very anti-human. But at least the life expectancy is higher haha yeah that's really all that matters!
>>149760076Where is "Mou"?
>>149760115Who is complaining against farmers
>>149759974I have 4 chickens, who give enough eggs for both my wife and me. I dug a pond earlier this summer and considering to add running ducks.
A dog and cat keep the vermon away.
I don't have enough land to keep animals like cowss or anything sadly.
Also have a greenhouse for grapes, tomatoes etc.. and some fruit/nut trees such as pear, apple, cherry, walnuts, hazelnuts, prume, elderberry, raspberry, blueberry, blackberry and of course strawberries.
I don't spray anything except natural stuff like nettlejuice etc.
My chickens walk around on my land for manure and getting rid of weeds.
There's nothing better than food grown in the dirt and given time. My basement will be full of canned food by the end of summer.
>>149760115What brand of lack luster GMO crop do you grow? Or do you just lick the cow shit off the farmers boots?
>>149760036it will happen anyway, pogi will probably win 2-3 more stages at least and get more points than intermediate sprints
probably worst first tour week in years
ana kuskova is a cute. whyd she delete her IG?
why can't i stop drinking beers?
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don't mind me, just posting a cow farmer
>>149760115I like farmers itโs mostly northern farmers who are just soulless in france atleast you get the roaming cows and sheeps cheese in belgium you get blauwhoofd a tasteless massive cow full of hormones eating and shitting on the same acre itโs entire life
>>149760115I worked dairy in NZ and my old former in-law was a farmer. A litre of milk was selling for ~6 NZD (~ยฃ3) to the Chinese market in 2017-2019, meanwhile in this shit hole it goes for ~ยฃ0.47 p/l by current prices. Can't speak for GMO crop shite as I only ever worked livestock. Farms over there would be herds of 500-1500 and above, over here the commercialisation on that scale is non-existent.
>>149760135That's a nice life. I see a lot of people will have a few meat chickens or rabbits too but that's if people can stomach the slaughter. It's not a nice thing to do unless you've grown up with it or are a bit psychopath. I always wanted to make my own cider and gin, I guess you could with all your produce. People are lusting after this lifestyle more and more I notice. I think people are done with the corporate life we're all encouraged to embrace.
>>149760178tis warm michel
48.8 km/h average. Mathieu will just have to retire after this.
>tfw my best efforts are averaging 35kph over 2 hours
It genuinely shocks me when I see these guys averaging 55kph over longer distances than I ride daily, I just don't get how the human body can do that especially in summer heat. I know they're built different, using the best bikes in the world, with the best nutrition and training money can buy but still.
>>149760115you can buy produce and still critize the way its made bert, not everything is black and white
It's laughable seeing all the retards complaining about farmers without having ever done a day of work on a field, greenhouse or orchard. You would immediately realize how hard it is to grow your sweet strawberries, tomatoes or spinach.
You soft office faggots wouldn't last a week doing it.
>>149760208I suggested meat chickens and rabbits to my wife, but she said she wouldn't want to eat an animal she knew. So yeah.
I buy most of my meat from a bio initiaive though. The animals are grass fed, no antibiotics or other crap and they are only slaughtered when enough people ordered a "part of the cow/pig".
I always ask for cowfat which they give me for free, which I use to make tallow.
Sure the meat is more expensive, but if you look at history, we never paid less for our food than this day and age. And my health is worth some money, I'll gladly buy some less "things" if I can get quality food.
>>149760178https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_t-HAZDpxJM
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>>149760299>me after 1h in 32C
>German broadcast showing a donkey show
>>149760115this is absolutely not true, you as a Kaaskop should be well aware of this, considering that there is nearly no natural environment left in your country and its just industrial agriculture and meat production. Farmers in the West are responsible for land degradation and biodiversity loss on a massive scale and have done so since land consolidation started in the 50-60s. Meanwhile many countries in the Global South are able to meet food demands using less conventional and industrial methods which emit a fraction of the CO2 emitted in the West (with the exception of drought ridden countries in Africa predominantly who depend on imports to meet demand). To think that just because farmers produce food, they should not be held accountable to standards that protect to common good is a nonsense.
>>149760340more interesting than this stage
>>149760260>you haven't sweated your ass off in a greenhouse so you can't complain about your drinking water and local environment being destroyedBut coincidentally, I have worked in a greenhouse and it sucks cock but it ain't that bad Joรฃo
why do we hype up crosswinds
Jonas and Pogi never gets caught napping
I hate him so much.
GC pulling the break back on his own. I hate him so much. Biggest fraud I've ever seen in 14 years of watching pro cycling.
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>>149760377woah, these are big lads
>>149760354Correct. After WW2 there was a push for large scale industrial farming. To this day the scale of farms is increasing, still subsidized heavily; while small scale or bio farms struggle to survive. As I said earlier, they're just open-air factories, nothing less. There's a company that comes spray manure, there's a company that comes planting, there's a company that comes harvesting. All the farmers do (over here) is drive around with water and poison.
>>149759913worst thing to happen to NL was the ruilverkaveling and the subsequent industrialisation of agriculture, it's unironically destroyed every last bit of nature in the country, but at least we get some genetically modified vegetables and cheap meat from animals that suffermaxxed
LADS PELOTON MAKES ME FUCKING NERVOUS I CAN'T ANYMORE
>Getting a slipstream from the team car
I thought that was illegal?
>>149760234Amongst serious amateurs, doping is rampant.
There was a masters race in Florida, someone showed up in a fake USADA fan and 70% of the field didn't start.
>>149760354put up or shut up. stop buying their produce.
>>149760415chute catastrophique in the air
rolling for opi-omiesque chute
>>149760415blood for the blood god
chute brutale enorme SOON
>>149760418It is but a blind eye is turned to small levels of it
first and only time roglic will be at the front
remco needs to learn to ride his bike without swerving left and right like a complete spastic
>>149760234Do you have the full lycra setup for aerodynamics?
>>149760369It's fun watching Remco get caught napping every time
>>149760178Have you considered wine
>>149760478when are you going to understand how hard it is to both ride a bike and face east to pray 5 times a day?
>>149760234the most astonishing thing to me with these sorts isn't their fitness, it's that they are almost always people with super demanding jobs like engineer, lawyer, doctor, etc.
How these people work these jobs, have a family and still have the energy to do 14-20 hours a week is just black pilling to the extreme to me.
>>149745032 (OP)why tf is visma pushing for milan
>>1497603241h? more like 11 minutes
>Demon Campy pulling in the descent
Come on
>>149760406>After WW2 there was a push for large scale industrial farmingAnd we haven't had food scarcity since. Go figure!!
Special shoutout to Prudhomme for making this shit as boring as fuck so the good people of /cyc/ didn't miss church on this beatiful sunday.
>>149760406>All the farmers do (over here) is drive around with water and poison.and complain about drought, or too much rain, or too few subsidies, or too expensive Bulgarians they have to enslave and lock up in their stables, or invasive X-Men super beetles that mutated in their monocultural greenhouses, so they have to buy more uranium and mercury to poison them, or that asbestos has become too expensive to feed to their cows due to EU, etc.
pogachud will be mad again
why is Jonas riding like that lol
Please be storm gusts of wind
matches getting burned in real time
>>149760428>stop buying their produceWho said I am?
This is beyond boring, can someone post Puck pics please
Van Der Paul regained and then lost the yellow this stage?
roglic in p30 or something, what is this retard even doing
>Wรฆrenskjold
Pmsl Uno-X a meme
>we did team we dropped wout eh
Is this a sprint finish? Map in the OP looks pretty flat.
>>149760596If you take yellow on the road, do the riders have to stop to change jerseys? Isnt that a big disadvantage!?
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>>149760617>er ist anders
>>149760178because you're a pleb who can't be content with a nice glass of wine at dinner
>>149760260it depends
I don't complain too much about farmers here, because I know several. But it's a business like any other business.
The problem is capitalism, and sooner or later Europe will implode.
Just wait until we expel every Bangladeshi that picks up olives, tomatoes etc in the summer for 700โฌ per month. Food prices are increasing to their real cost, but now there's 7B people on the planet.
>>149760594she was posting pics of her washing her feet on instagram the other day
repulsive whore
vismoids' tactical masterclass
trust the plan vismaniacs
visma steal a bike team strategy
expect more angry calls from trine today
>>149760696Why does he have the horns?
>>149760696>tactically we were perfect
>>149760616>he laughes as the BBB sinks turns his country into a slurry pit in front of his eyes
>>149760671>Just wait until we expel every BangladeshiYes please. All the non whites OUT
>>149760672Donโt talk about my gf like that
>>149760671you will never be a woman
Yes.... keep looking at each other sprintfags, this plays PERFECTLY for a breakaway kinofest.
would he gift the stage to Rick van Aert if they stay away?
>>149760754Would be disastrous for my Veloteam so no
>>149760754better for sponsors if Matje wins
Rickaert actually looks stronger honestly
>>149760754that's what I was thinking, it's possible
although if it's close at the end I think grug will just fuck off ahead after one last pull by rickaert
>>149760717yeah that's fine, but there are too many foreigners in Europe that have nationality already. Just look at your football nt kek.
It's over.
anyway, it's been a good few thousand years Europe bros, but our time is over
I don't find Jonathan Milan a believable Italian at all, he looks 100% German
>>149760731yeah, thank dog, why the fuck would I want to be one
>>149760795And he sounds german too.
>>149760783>but there are too many foreigners in Europe that have nationality alreadyIt's literally just a piece of paper
>>149760795He's one of those fake Italians that speaks German
need Pogi to get a puncture right around now
>>149760804He really does.
hell of an effort the peloton is gonna catch them though
>>149760795all Northern Italians look like that you retard
im not even euro and I know that
>>149760799I think you've earned the title "schizo joao". I like your posts, you're catty and combative.
Why is Visma pulling
Calm down, let kino unfold
Van Der Poel is very based. I hop into his hype train.
>>149760522Type A personalities seek out these professions ie the same groups who would seek out hard physical challenges
Excersise is by far the best remedy for stress and the groups you mentioned deal with a lot of stress
>>149760816The gap is increasing. They've got it.
They're going to make it. Mou vindicated AGAIN
vismoids on a mission to drop Wout again
>>149760831They are burning all matches for tommorow, stupid tactics
trek doesn't have many guys to pull
>>149760836I bet on him earlier
Please christ let him win
dopechar isolated.
this is massive.
>>149760824I've literally vacationed in Sud-Tirol, and no, not everyone looks like that, dipshit
>Lost 10 seconds in a km
It's OVER.
>>149760885But it's a pancake flat finale. Do they really think they'll drop Pogi here
cringegard pedaling so hard for nothing
Alpecin can only hope for a mass crash now behind.
Can any french poster do a OPI OMI in the peloton ?
>>149760840It's over
less than 1 min in 10km
Still impressive as hell to keep that gap for such a long time
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I believe. Mathieu will go when rickaert dood
CAM ON MVDP YOU MAGNIFICANT BEAST
>>149760580You just donโt get their plans
>>149760900Lel they suddenly noticed Bauhaus wasn't even there.
Don't north italians hate the southern ones and are racist against them
Do shitters fake mechanicals to get on the camera?
>>149760924he's on Milan's wheel
>>149760927Many such cases
>>149760928big brain conspiracy
9km 45 seconds now. it's over
it was 60 seconds at 10km.
At this pace it will be over by 4-5km.
don't trust chronimetrage, don't care about chronometrage, whatever seconds it says on the TV, it's wrong, always
>>149760896they have a plan okay
>>149760933Wasn't when they went to the front.
>>149760947Never know, g2 starts looking at each other at some point
>>149760927yes
Northern Italy is real Italy
Rome and below is Africa
Most Norther Italians look "european" where as South look African
ALPECIN DOING THE BELGIEN TRICK
GIGA BASED
alpecin trying to disrupt the work on a front
Alpecin coming to the front to block the peloton kek
dillier just needs to heem the trek train
come on
come on
come on
how motivational. inspirational even
>>149760978nah, the last hjalpers are blowing up right now
>>149760979Totally worth broadcasting
>>149760947Dropped down to 5 seconds per km.
If speeds stay constant, it'll be a photo finish with them all converging at the finish line.
But they're visible now, so almost certainly chased down.
Once they reach 5km the gc guys should normally stop
>>149760978It has only Grugun
Pogi chute.
Say it with me /cyc/
POGI CHUTE
Norges slowed down the chase
this is kinda funny
but over nonetheless
No more help for grug
Mission impossible
do uno-x really work for that Waerenskjold shitter?
>>149760999But Visma won't for some reason
>>149761005P O G I C H U T E
COME ON GRUG SCORE SOME FUCKING GOALS
>>149760260Farmers don't do any of that shit. They just own the land and get rich off of underpaying migrant laborers
COME ON GRUG FUCKING GIGACHAD
Matje looks so good on a bike
GRUG IS SOLO
LEND HIM YOUR STRENGTH
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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he might actually make it
They catch him on the line
holy kek Alpecin lad still poortwachting in full final
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>>149761022>Farmers don't do any of that shit. They just own the land and get rich off of underpaying migrant laborersthis is true, the profit margins of corporate farming has never been higher
Someone needs to opi omi peloton right now
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HELP HIM MOTOS GIVE HIM SOME PACE
>>149760827I don't think I'm a schizo desu, I like to discuss things
what I'm completely sick of is retards that think nationalism ever solved anything ever in the history of mankind, and retards that think that abolishing frontiers and mixing everyone will ever solve anything at all
anyway, my take is once you're a billionaire you should be shot down
Grug with 20s at 3.5km to go... this looks good berts
why are these shitters teams trying to close when they have no chance in the sprint anyways
>>149761082They are flying I don't think he'll make it
>>149761082looks good for a sprint
>>149761085Better 1 percent than 0 percent letting Grug ride away
>>149760978Jesus told them the truth and they didn't listen
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>>149761085because they are shitters
I don't think he can do it
can he?
Vorbei... fun has been defeated
of course today is the day there are no chutes in the final kms
Unironically blame Vismoid
ahem... fuck slurping sprint stages during the weekend. Cooling down from my ride on the beach.
And I'm back with perfect timing again it seems.
>>149760671What real price, faggot? Retailers are making bank, bank. The problem aren't the farmers but the Walmarts, jumbos, lidls, tescos, mercadonas etc. that and consumers that expect to be fed ripe avocados when they live in a place that isn't adequate to grow that kind of food.
Globalism and crony capitalism (americanism) is cancerous.
We need tribal and agrarian societies.
sprint will be messy trains are dead
CAM AN WOUT PUSH THE PEDDLES TURN THE CRANK CAM AN PUSH THE FACKAN PACE
Geschke would have made it
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BASTERD BITCXH MVDP REDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMM CAM ON!!!!
Why couldn't he just give up?
Why didn't he just continue to pump?
Where was W*ut in the sprint?
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Merlel wins
shit sport fuck visma i hate them as much as i hate uae
wtf was that from Albanese, why doesn't he just wait for the sprint... never picking this retard again
Girmay is just the worst at positioning.
>>149745032 (OP)a classic visma destroying the stage for nothing
Grug made what was a fucking dreadful stage absolutely brilliant
Grug the moral winner
tiens den Tim was op afspraak zeker
How can Belgium keep on winning?
Netheroids should know their place, Belgium wins again
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Grug died for nothing
Ackermann is such a shitter, embarrassing sprint from the German
Combatative award should have went to van der Poel.
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>>149761219He will live in our hearts forever.
what a leadout by remco evenepoel
and that's a wrap 4th win back on average of 4 ettappes per tour
>50km/h
insane from grug & rickaert
>Team radio: AAAAAAARGH UUUAAAAARGH
>>149761238Best Belgian gc result in the last 20
years?
>>149761241Will there be squeaking?
The real winners are Uno-x who worked hard to ensure another stage top 10.
>>149761266actual faggots for ruining grugs efforts
I find this Tour great so far.
>all sprint stages done
>Somehow all sprinters underperformed expectations
The only winning move was not to play
>>149761230Merlier with another big win, I think we can consider him the fastest sprinter this year
Huge 3rd place for De Lie
Huge moral victory for Alpecin Fenix, they made the race hard for Milan and he's going to struggle in the third week
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Orla in full cougar mode
>long riding breakaway caught up close to the finish yesterday
>even longer riding breakaway caught up even closer to the finish today too
Hate that feel.
>>149761324Sprint stages in a nutshell
>>149761313why these guys dress like such slobs
>>149761291I think Merlier did as expected. Dominated every time he got to sprint and then struggled in some stages because of no proper train.
>>149761290it's great that these first ten day's are over and the tour can start
>Rickaert Jonas (Alpecin - Deceuninck) was awarded the prize for the most combative rider.
We keep winning
>>149747349>>149747403Is he really the best cyclist in US?
Other teams were retarded to pull for Milan/Merlier instead of going in the break with MVDP. They could have won
>>149761291They all did as expected aside like coquard killing someone for no reason at all just as expected
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>>149761129You are propped up by government and EU gibs lmao. Crazy idea: look at becoming โself-sustainingโ yourself before attacking your customers lol
so what was the point of that ef cuck going all out to catch grug at the end?
>>149761352I found most of the stages entertaining. This stage was great for a flat stage thanks to Grug. The sprint was good too. Lots of suspense.
I'm happy with this Tour.
>>1497612412nd fastest Tour stage ever
>>149761378we talk about this every single sprint stage and its discussed on social media on every single sprint stage but nothing will happend because sprint teams are retarded
>>149748083It's going to be am aero bike with aero helmet up until Escadaoux and a road bike with aero helmet for the remaining distance, simple as.
>>149761378Noooooooooooo. They have to pull for their sprinters that struggle to win sprints in .Pro and even .1 fields.
>>149761378Sponsors want to look at top tens and see their names so Shit-X, Kwabdor and DSM-sharterich are happier with this result than being in a break
>>149761403G lost 10s here and in the end lost the Giro for 14s
Massive betting losses today, went all in on PSG tonight to recover my catastrophe. Shame because I won good on shitty UFC bet last night.
I lose so much through cycling bets but then gain so much through other sport I don't watch. Maybe I'm just brainlet.
>>149761378Groenewegen wakes up: "Gaffer i have great legs today"
Finishes 15th
Every single fucking time
Ridiculous how everyone is gushing over grug doing a television break. Literally conti level shit.
Tomorrowโs stage says hilly. But is it hilly, hilly or โhillyโ?
>>149761024>slurp me down to the Cavendish City>where the jersey's green>and the lead out's shitty
>>149761189but did you saw Jonas riding there in the front was cash man they even dropped legendary belgian rider wout
>>149761386Is that a "yes" or a "no", tho?
>>149761489It's medium mountain
>>149761489it might end up being the hardest stage of the entire TDF
there will also be chances of rain tomorrow
>>149761169Michel klootzak
Irishbert dont look at Axelgods first draft of vinderbuds tomorrow
you will burst a vein
>>149761487Maybe if shitter teams took their responsibility breakaways wouldnโt be a novelty
>>149761537no bully he made today's lame stage interesting to watch
>>149759913>I'm growing trees and flower fields at the edges of my propery and their fields.Based revolutionary. Godspeed to you. Are you growing fruit trees by any chance? They are great for insects and birds. Pic rel is our orchard.
>>149761515I don't remeber anyone ever saying medium mountain back inthe day. When did it become a thing?
>>149761491genuine chuckle
>>149761557one of his top 3 favourites has won every single stage so far
Can't wait for Pog to drop fish in 10 seconds on Hautacam so we can get rid of the dane and brit tourists.
>>149761585my city council gave me some free fruit trees a few years ago, I have three pear trees, a plum tree, and an apple tree in my front garden. It's lovely watching all the birds in the spring and summer time, but cleaning up all the rotten apples and pears in the fall is very irritatant
>>149761452>Maybe I'm just brainlet.Do you beat the bookies in the long run or do you just like giving them money? If the latter, there might be something to the brainlet thing
>>149761489Bastille Day stages are always guaranteed for action
>>149761401elite sprinting
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france/1999/stage-4
>>149761588Idk in French moyenne montagne has always been a thing
>>149761515>>149761516Thanks, will watch. Rami would be kino
>>149761622says the tourist schizo VPN poster
>>149761324There once was a stage 6 in 2013 vuelta where Tony martin spent 175km in a solo breakaway and was caught by the sprinters just before the finish, that was the worst one I think
>>149761641And they told us that in the older days they just to ride autobus pace until sprint on flat stages
>>149761673tomorrow is the kind of stage you watch from start to end
Bastille day plus if Visma are serious then tomorrow is a good day to try and fuck with UAE
i expect carnage from the start
>>149761635I'm consistently up but only because my other sport bets. Like last night I won 4x on UFC even though I don't watch anymore. I win every time with PSG and sometimes quite a lot.
Cycling is a bit chaotic and unpredictable though so some bets which should be sure, they guy will sit up or get blocked etc.
>>149761698That's the 70s
>>149761692Based MรRKรV
>>149761640>>149761704Canโt wait. Will WFH and tune in.
uno x faggots killed the whole stage for spot 9 in the sprint
>>149761678There was a finn over swiss who was a total cunt, not sure if it's one of the regulars or if we have a new schizo finn. He seems to know a lot about cyc which is why I question if he's a old finn.
Regardless I he got abused in a sauna when he was 12, that's why he's so angsty.
15 french runners in the break tomorrow only for Storer to win (or Pogi)
>>149761578We did not the waffleniggers
>Pancake flat stage
>Total UAE Death
grim
>>149761692Ouch.
>CancellaraDid /cyc/ rated him back in the day?
>>149761692>Omega PharmaNot even trying to hide it lol
/CYC/ CHAMPIONSHIP 2025
TOUR DE FRANCE
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>>149761717Nice. I wouldnโt have the nerves and patience for gambling. Poker every now and then is fun though
>>149761455>when you want frozen tomato soup, not right now, but in the near future
milan literally has no sprinting technique
>>149761881Imagine how fast he would become if he worked on it.
>>149761881Really makes you think how shit the other """pros""' are if he can win like that. Shit wouldn't fly on the track.
Tomorrow Hirschi will silence his doubters
Still no french win :^)
>>149761941If MVDP would have won today that'd be huge for you, instead arkea and other shitter teams put the nail in the coffin
>>149761956>french jury>nothing but french riders
>>149761956Many french winners there
>>149761962>Shit wouldn't fly on the trackyikes
>>149761941Your Movi guys have to step up, otherwise Norbert WILL eat you, maybe even tomorrow.
You especially need CASTRILLO to not be shit, we all tree have ROMEO.
Fake arguing with a cycling fan on youtube comments again
>>149761634>cleaning upIts a small inconvenience and a good exercise. Dont forgot to prune them properly (Fruit trees are man made and ultimately need man made intervention in order to survive)
>>149761805I cant wait for these sprinter teams to get fucked in the mountains
I didnโt see Pogacar today or yesterday Jonas on the on other hand was constantly at the front even doing pulls Iโm sure this part of the plan
>>149762008>>149762024>success breeds jealousy !
>>149761956French dominance and excellence
>>149761956French people are known to be combative
>>149762120UNO-X wins again
>>149762120Wanty also pulled
>>149762120LMFAO
As a shitter team you NEVER pull when will they learn?
>For Van der Poel, the escape yielded nothing, but for his companion Rickaert it did. He received the Combativeness Award. "That was the goal. Jonas dreamed of reaching the Tour podium, and this was one of those opportunities. I was the volunteer who got to go along."
Based van der poel making his gregarios dream come true
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Good try MVP, but evil (sprinters) wins again. Remove sprint stages.
>>149762380looks like a trough for horses
>>149762380Where do they get the ice, do they make it? And is the water then reused for the next stage? Or do they just get ice cubes from the supermarket
If they had one corner towards the end of the sprint i am sure there would have been chutes. Letโs not add anything like that to be safe
>>149762571Corners and speedbumps in the last 200m is UCI approved and based.
>>149762564>is the water then reused for the next stage?Yes ofc. As we all know running water is a rarity in France.
>>149762564Its actually ice from the Alps
Where is leftypol schizo joao? I want to hear his enlightening comments on TJD (total Joao death) today.
>>149762120they forgot visma tho
>>149761805Prestigious, /elite/, top 11
>>149762120So many UCI points gained by catching the break
I wonder if the vingegaard comeback starts tomorrow already, or if visma will just pull hard all day and then pogacar wins (but with matches burnt)
>>149763355Visma's match burning strategy, hoping Vingegaard gets them back quicker, will more likely to be effective now, with one UAE matchbox is DNF.
>>149762390if these stages were removed then you wouldn't have the opportunity to watch this drama and witness great upsets from time to time
for instance, I still remember a stage where Cancellara fucked Martin for no reason at all after he went solo all day only to be caught like 50m from the finish line
>>149763344I loved to see Trek get kwabed
>>149763355>>149763436Jorgenson has to be their number one strategic ploy before he naturally loses time to poogacar. Stick him up the road to meet with Wout or Campenaerts and just pressure UAE to chase.
He will lose a lot of time regardless so better use him now. It'd be funny if UAE just ignore him.
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>>149761398ah the usual french cuck mentality
remember everyone, the french revolution started because the people were angry at the king for trying to tax the rich and the church
I envy millionaires, yes, but behead all billionaires, no mercy
>>149763713He's going to be 3+ minutes behind after the MTT, plus Remco and Bora will also chase him for 3rd place.
I truly think the only reason Pog would respond to Jorgenson is because he just doesn't like him.
>>149763860and if remco goes pog will too
I just got home from ze Freibad. How was the stage?
>>149763860>I truly think the only reason Pog would respond to Jorgenson is because he just doesn't like him.Yes I think this is another aspect they need to play. Sending Kuss or Matteo up the road for stages once they're gone on GC (Kuss already).
>>149763754BASED leftypol scizo joao.
>"b-b-but we need the billionaires because they invest in society!"Billionaires are more powerful than nations and nation groups. Billionaires run the world according to their needs and desires. Nations need to collectively nationalize billionaire assets. But as you say, many citizens have been fooled into advocating for le heckin' awesome billionaires and corporations because they're super important for us to survive!!!
TOTAL JIM RATCLIFFE DEATH
>>149763754>behead all billionairesYes
>>149763860More like 5. Dude is losing 2 minutes on hautacam alone
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>>149764450Tampon on the left, UAE are such freaks
>>149764487Delivering dopage steadily via suppository throughout the stage
An impressive rampas tomorrow. It's hard to look past Tadej POGACAR winning his third stage
>>149764516Lmao
Anal swabbing in dope control within 5 years and poogacar will love it
Made some awfully adhd bets last few days. And I've gone all in on PSG tonight. If it comes off I break even. I'm down BAD after today.
>>149764602>Gamblinglol. lmao even
>>149762120>la flamme roughDont ever post this content creator here ever again
>>149764818are you mixing him with lanterne rouge?
>>149764818PPATTS
La Flamme is based
>2nd fastest stage in the history of the Tour
>>149764923>the fastest stages>the fastest climbing times>the fastest overall win times
>>149764854>>149764818I enjoy listening to the Lanterne Rouge Cycling Podcast. Even that hambeast Benji Naesen
new thread
>>149765082new thread
>>149765082new thread
>>149765082
>>149765024Pogacar and his team contributed 0 to the pace of today's race. A record being nearly broken is the doing of the teams which pulled, them being able to do so is suspicious
Just watched highlighs. Is Almeida DNF a moral victory for Jumbo Vissma?
>>149766392Kinda reminds me of Supernintendo
