40-6

My Steelers :)

>>149817915 (OP)
WIONS!

>>149817881
More TDs
More Wins
More Yards
More MVPs
More Accuracy
More Superbowls
More Passer Rating

>>149817932
Less TDs
Less Wins
Less Yards
Less MVPs
Less Accuracy
Less Superbowls
Less Passer Rating

Reminder that every other QB in history was some combination of choke artist and defensebabby

More TDs*
More Wins*
More Yards*
More MVPs*
More Accuracy*
More Superbowls*
More Passer Rating*

*- by a certain, completely arbitrary age, specifically selected to obfuscate the truth and construct a false narrative

>>149817937
>less
Their eras overlapped. Mahomes had more MVPs, playoff wins, TDs, yards, and was tied for 1st in rings.

>>149817957

>retarded ESPN nigger take
Mike Tomlin has got the most out of some bad Pittsburgh rosters
>True Ball Knower™ perspective
The Steelers only winning 1 Superbowl 2007-2017 with the amount of talent they had was a fucking embarrassment

>>149817950
>by a certain, completely arbitrary age
Mahomes could take 3 seasons off and still have more total TDs than Brady. He will NEVER catch up to him, so your entire argument is moot.

>>149817920
Thanks. Damn now I gotta change my shit periodically because I've already been doxxed over some very embarrassing stuff on here

>>149817971
TRVTH

>>149817957
>prime Mahomes just BARELY beats old man Brady
Oh dear...

Daily Reminder

>>149817971
Giga holding by 76 there wtf refs

>>149817978
Tracking someone down, even when you already know who they are, is a very tedious process.
Just use the "anonymize filenames" option on 4chanx if you're that concerned about internet stalkers.

>>149818021
masaka...now everybody will know who i am

>>149817983
All time great QBs post better stats later in their career than they do in their early seasons assuming they don't get a career altering injury.

If Mahomes continues this trend he will put up better stats as an old man than he did in his youth. You guys can't complain about me reposting the same graphs if you keep posting false arguments.

>>149818000
looks good to me

>>149817957
0-2 forever. Deal with it

>>149817961
Jalen Hurts is a better running back than Mahomes, I'll give you that.

>>149818034
>>149818021
>>149817978
Stalking anons post on archive and trying to deanonymize them is reddit behavior and goes against anonymous imageboard culture. I don't try to hide who I am and am proud of all my posts. We're talking sports, there's only so many ways you can make an argument about Mahomes being better than Brady. So of course I'm going to repeat the same talking points. Even the professional sports shows like Undisputed and First Take regurgitated the same debates and that's with a fleet of 20 producers giving them talking points.

>>149818021
Yeah it defeats the purpose of being in an anonymous image board. I like the fact that you can have multiple conversations where you agree with anon on a topic but are arguing with each other on a different topic.

>>149818112
>there's only so many ways you can make an argument about Mahomes being better than Brady

Well then if you've made them all feel free to shut the fuck up

>>149818127
Anons trying to stalk people is a new phenomena, the archives have existed for decades but i only recall anons doing this recently after generals became a thing. Generals are similar to chatrooms. We end up knowing each other too well and the schizos go to the archive to try to track people. Some even use AI to try to identify posting styles.

>>149817957
1% higher QBrec, 4% more pass yards, 14% more pass Y/A, 8% more pass Y/G, 19% more pass TD, 8% fewer INT
Serious question, are these actually impressive given that Brady was twice Mahomes age at the time?
>but the rush stats
There's no question about these. Mahomes has 2x the attempts, 10x the yards, and 5x Y/A (all for ONE additional TD, but whatever). I don't deny that Mahomes is a far better rusher than Brady. But as a passer, he's not really much better than the guy who was playing in the NFL when Mahomes was still in a manger

>>149818112
>Stalking anons post on archive and trying to deanonymize them is reddit behavior and goes against anonymous imageboard culture.
Weren't you begging Temujin to find out if some poor Lions fan was the webm spammer?
There aren't multiple Chiefs schizos on here, right?

>>149817948
i dont rate qbs until theyve gone the diatance, you dont know ball

>>149817978
Lmfao imagine being scared of people finding out who you are or that you maybe said racist things on 4chan. Cancel culture has been cancelled nigger

>>149818154
>Weren't you begging Temujin to find out if some poor Lions fan was the webm spammer?
No matter how much you try to push this fanfiction it will never be true webm spammer-kun.

>>149818127
I mean, it's very unlikely you'll ever notice anyways. Even then, it's more like encountering someone twice in random matchmaking. You see them, have a knowing smile, and then play normally.
You only ever have this archive shit when someone's being a complete ass for months or years on end.

>>149818059
pure sex

>>149818152
Look at this picrel >>149818060, if Mahomes continues that trend he will be putting up much better stats later in his career than he was earlier. So you are comparing baby Mahomes stats to a seasoned veterans stats. Brady knew how to read defenses and was ringpadding against newborn babies who didn't know how to wipe their ass.

rams finna boutta lose da wildcard

>>149818164
It literally happened though. They asked him to post a screenshot of just the thread and Temujin was supposed to figure something out with the filename or whatever. And the chiefs schizo was literally saying "I knew it was a Lions fan on two devices. I'm not crazy!" This happened maybe a month or two ago

>>149818166
You're the only aspie who post screenshots from the archive.

>>149818154
>multiple Chiefs schizos
It's one main guy and a few short-lived copycats every once in a while, those probably just being actual Chiefs fans with bantz. Doesn't really matter in the long run though, nobody cares.
I'll also come in and say that whole lions clown show was on my own initiative, but I was trying to prove him innocent the whole time.

>>149818179
>if Mahomes continues that trend

>>149818190
I wasn't here 2 months ago. I went into hiding. It's kind of hard to miss when I'm in a thread.

>>149818191
Some posts are just too good to be forgotten.

>>149818098
If I'm Brady I don't want a ring on my resume I won from a 50-50 coin flip. Just saying.

>>149818216
Atlanta's fault for choking that hard to begin with

>>149818226

>>149818161
Yeah I guess it's not a big deal. Idk if dox is the right word but It's happened to me on a different general on a different board but that's because it's bound to happen given the topic but it's not the biggest deal. But some guy knew who I was because I posted something and he'd recognized it and we went to the same school.

>>149818226
I was talking about the asterisk coin flip he won against Mahomes. In that AFCCG where Mahomes had 3 TDs and 0 INTs and Brady had 1 TD and 3 INTs (one of which was overturned due to refball).

>>149818257
>one of which was overturned due to refball
Don't fucking start this stale meme again

>>149818257
>I was talking about the asterisk coin flip he won against Mahomes
I know. I'm also showing that you don't know ball because OT wins happen all the time. After all, even after beating Mahomes (Mahomes lost BTW (Mahomes has never won a playoff game while Brady was in the building)), Brady still had to go on to win the Owl. If you weren't seething, you'd chock up all OT wins as a coin flip
But you don't
Because Patty is a fraud

>>149818269
Doesn't Mahomes have the most interceptions overturned by the refs since 2018 at like 53 while the runner up has 4?

>>149818277
>Brady still had to go on to win the Owl.
But he doesn't get to the owl without winning that coin flip.

>>149818305
Maybe the chiefs shouldn't have allowed the game to go to a coinflip

>>149818269
>>149818300
Most of those are Mahomes spotting a penalty and taking advantage of a free play. Mahomes watched tape of Rodgers who was a pioneer of taking advantage of free plays.

>>149818204
Typical life long fan of 2 years or something.
Well there was a schizo on here claiming that all the Mahomes trash talk was being done by a lone Lions fan using multiple devices.
Good to know there are at least 2 chiefs schizos on here now

>>149818300
He only has like, low 20s and the runner up is in the mid-teens iirc. It's been a while.

>>149818059
SEX SEX SEX
GET PREGNANT

>>149818305
So why do Mahomes OT wins count when his losses don't?

Somebody needs to find where ESPN is storing the old booger mobile then give me the keys so I can run over Pat Mahomes

>>149818320
>Well there was a schizo on here claiming that all the Mahomes trash talk was being done by a lone Lions fan using multiple devices.
This is fanfiction written by the webm spammer. He also made fiction about a Chiefs fan writing a complaint to 4chan mods. You're probably the webm spammer >>149817999 pushing your fanfic.

>>149818321
I dunno, babe. I saw a tweet with numbers closer to mine and I want to believe it because it's funny

>>149818339
He didn't win a ring in that season he won a coin flip. The way I see it is this, if you ``win`` a game where the other QB never touches the ball in overtime it isn't a real win but it's also not a loss. It is spiritually a draw.

>>149818342
You know ball unlike these cazies yet you pretend to be a Mahomes hater to fit in instead of doing the right thing and respecting the best QB of our generation.

>>149818366
This is what /tv/ is turning into now. All the Sam Hyde/fish tank shilling, RLM spam and the Baskin Roberts poster

Contrary to popular belief I don't want to talk about the Chiefs all day, but nobody else talks about their team.

>>149818369
I know the tweet, and it is funny, but my image is every overturned Maholmes turnover(not including most of 2024) and I only count around 20.
>>149818381
>respecting the best QB of our generation.
I think he does respect Redskins QB Jayden Daniels

>>149818321
This tripfag finally said something truthful.

>>149818381
>doing the right thing

Bro this is forum. We talk ball and make each other laugh. If you expect people to have to agree with you or some opinion you have Everytime you post here you're fucking delusional. This is 4chan not some HOF committee meeting

>>149818403
>I think he does respect Redskins QB Jayden Daniels
Holy BASED, my wife knows ball!

>>149818416
I'm either telling the truth or obviously baiting, never in-between.

>>149818403
Jayden Daniels is in the honeymoon phase. If he starts winning too much people will discredit him and call him a refbaby.

>>149818443
Until I start seeing him in every commercial, being the subject of every sports talk show, and have announcers call plays "Danielsian", I'll deal with it.

My nigga is FINALLY getting the respect he deserves

>>149818381
Lol people actually believe this. He's not even top 5 all time. He's not even top 5 currently.

>>149818418
I'm the Nick Wright of /nfl/. I try to back up all my statements with data and facts. I think lessor fans bring up stuff like refs which is unfalsifiable.

>>149818467
Dude, come on. Even being as contrarian as I can, I can't place him any lower than 4 at the moment (Montana, Rice, Brady)

>>149818473
You need better idols nigger kek

>>149818478
NTA but how can you stomach putting TWO Niners in the top 5? If I was you, I'd put Brady over Montana at all cost

>>149818478
1. Baker Mayfield
2. Bart Starr
3. Peyton Manning
4. Ben Roethlisberger
5. Ken Stabler

>>149818467
>He's not even top 5 all time.
By his 29th birthday he had the 2nd most playoff wins of all time and playoff pass TDs. He's tied for 2nd in Superbowl MVPs. Has more rings than Rodgers and Peyton combined. The only people you could rank ahead of him are Brady and Montana. What is your ranking?
>He's not even top 5 currently.
https://youtu.be/M2Dd92qa9vg?t=718

>>149818496
Back when it was the Bradyfags shitting up this general 5 years ago, I had Montana and Rice over Brady, but winning on the bucs sealed it for me.
Rice is also half Raider bro, come on.

>>149818510
What is your serous top 5 QB of all time list.
>>149818478
>Rice
QBs only.

>>149818523
>By his 29th birthday

>>149818543
1. Drew Brees
2. Steve Young
3. Ron Jaworski
4. Kerry Collins
5. Mike Vick

>>149818528
>Rice is also half Raider bro, come on.
True true, I kinda forget that sometimes. But I'm dumb as bricks

Mahomes might not even be better than Montana after this last Super Bowl.

>>149818546
Not sure why you posted that. You probably misread. I didn't mean he had the 2nd most by all players at age 29. I mean he has the most of all time already at that age. That's a flex no matter how you see it. Montana played into his late 30s yet has less playoff wins than Mahomes had at age 29.

>>149818563
>Kerry Collins

>>149818423
This was such a fun game

>>149818563
>le trying too hard to be contrarian tier list

How contrived. Sad!

>>149818196
Yes because I was the one who was triggering the schizo but I was primarily posting ref ball stuff and others would occasionally join in. he accused some Lions fan of doing it because he used "Reddit spacing". He replied to 4 posts who he said were all typed by the same person and asked him to take a screenshot. I did as well and 2 were his and 2 were mine so he just accused the poor Lions fan of using multiple devices lol. He started seething about the Lions for weeks lol.

>>149818563
permanent proof he doesn't know ball

>>149818578
I've been chasing that high ever since. Game of the year

>>149818591
>but I was primarily posting ref ball stuff
You guys made the Chiefs game threads unusable last season. I expect refball arguments from cazies on on twitter, I expected more sophisticated sports discussion from you guys. Should be ashamed of yourself for posting mainstream slop arguments.

>>149818590
Okay serious list best I've ever seen

1. Tom Brady
2. Johnny Unitas
3. Aaron Rodgers
4. Darren McFadden
5. Jaxson Dart

>>149818473
No you just literally type all the same shit he does which is just a bunch of carefully handpicked stats. The moment you watch his games you quickly realize how much he benefits from refball. Mahomes is the paper tiger of the NFL

>>149818615
>Mahomes at age 29.
17 playoff wins, 3 rings
>Rodgers at age 42
12 playoff wins, 1 ring

>>149818569
I already know what this schizo is going to type. Some bullshit about Montana getting "blown out" in a playoff game. A game where he was knocked out with a concussion which only proves that Montana played in a tougher era. Mahomes would last back then. Brady at least played in both of those eras

>>149818618
>carefully handpicked stats
Having the 2nd most playoff wins of all time only behind Brady is hand picked stats?
How about having the 2nd most pass TDs in the playoffs?

He has another decade left, so he's going to lap the field with guys like Peyton and Rodgers.
>ref
Unfalsifiable argument. Do better homework.

>>149818610
I didn't post on the gamethreads. I'm a /RedZone/ chad.
Like I've said before, it's multiple ppl saying that he's a ref baby, which he is. Once everyone called them out you started calling them "normies" lol

>>149818654
>He has another decade left

>>149818569
>>149818652
Montana didn't choke in his 5th Superbowl since he wasn't good enough to make it to 3 of them in his 20s. He was too busy choking in wildcard rounds. He had 3 years in a row where he had a 1st round exit and threw 0 TDs for each season. LOL look at this graph of his interceptions.
>Mahomes went for a 3peat.
>Meanwhile, Montana went for a 3choke.

Remember Temujin is a woman.

>>149818697
>in his 20s

>>149818704
I choose to believe this unironically. These threads are more enjoyable when I imagine I'm talking to a cute Latina girl who knows ball. I like to imagine she flies out to my city to watch her team play mine and we meet at the stadium and hit it off and I get a cute Raiders gf. One day I walk in on her using my computer and she's posting in /nfl/ and I realize she's tripfagging. I tease her about it and she gets all cute and pouty before I kiss her and hold her and we move to the bed to make sweet love
Anyway, go redskins

>>149818709
>>149818652
>>149818569
Compare Mahomes and Montana at this age:
>Mahomes Won Superbowl (7 TDs, 0 INT)
>Mahomes Won Superbowl (6 TDs, 1 INT)
>Mahomes Lost Superbowl (5 TDs, 2 INT)

>Montana Lost Wildcard (0 TD, 1 INT)
>Montana Lost Wildcard (0 TD, 2 INTs)
>Montana Lost Wildcard (0 TD, 1 INT)
You guys will never gaslight me into thinking choking in a Superbowl is worse than choking in a wildcard against bums.

>at this age

I just coined the term 3choke btw.
It's what Montana did in his 20s

1. Joe Burrow
2. Doug Williams
3. Tony Romo
4. AJ McCarron
5. P Diddy Mahomes

>a ref baby QB who flops and had a holding o line being compared to Montana or Brady.

No thanks

You can spam all the stats you want and cope all you want but the truth is the truth and the tape don't lie.

>>149818709
>>149818768
I'm just arguing you can't mock Mahomes for the Superbowl blowout, because everyone else was getting blown out in divisional rounds at this age.

>>149818788
good list

>only the 3rd player drafted in the 2nd round to sign
What's everyone else waiting for?

>>149818788
All time top 5 QBs
1. Brady
2. Montana
3. Mahomes
4. Peyton
5. Rodgers

Top 5 current QBs
1. Mahomes
2. Allen
3. Burrow
4. Lamar
5. Jayden/Stafford

>>149818795
I base my arguments on data, you rely on feelings that require a therapist to measure.

>>149818820
The other two had fully guaranteed contracts, and everyone else was playing chicken seeing what the standard would be.

If Brady came out of retirement is he a top 10 QB?

>>149818799
This so much this.
Mahomes is going to go into next season with a fire in his eye. It's over for the league

>>149818216
So I guess in this hypothetical scenario Mahomes doesn't want the one he got by winning a coin flip against the Bills?

https://x.com/NFL/status/1945664311768314178

>Pass rusher Von Miller signing with Redskins. (via @TomPelissero)

>mfw a SB MVP LB is joining a pair of all-pro LBs

>>149818849
he didnt get a ring then because he shit his pants against the bengals

>>149818842
He FLEECED the Bills and probably cost them a ring.
>>149818849
He lost to the Bengals that season.

>>149818257
Oh, you mean the one where Brady had

>more yards
>more completions
>more 3rd down conversions
>more time of possession
>won

>>149818855
>signing an old busted meme
is Dan Snyder back?

>>149818830
Who needs eyes, am I right?

>https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/45730439/ranking-25-best-nfl-teams-25-years-2000-patriots-eagles-seahawks
ESPN made a list of the top 25 teams of the last 25 years. Seems they tried to combine both (arbitrary) stats and eye test. Thoughts?
>1. 2007 New England Patriots (18-1)
>Lost Super Bowl XLII to Giants
>2. 2013 Seattle Seahawks (16-3)
>Won Super Bowl XLVIII over Broncos
>3. 2004 New England Patriots (17-2)
>Won Super Bowl XXXIX over Eagles
>4. 2024 Philadelphia Eagles (18-3)
>Won Super Bowl LIX over Chiefs
>5. 2017 Philadelphia Eagles (16-3)
>Won Super Bowl LII over Patriots
>6. 2002 Tampa Bay Buccaneers (15-4)
>Won Super Bowl XXXVII over Raiders
>7. 2003 New England Patriots (17-2)
>Won Super Bowl XXXVIII over Panthers
>8. 2010 Green Bay Packers (14-6)
>Won Super Bowl XLV over Steelers
>9. 2019 Kansas City Chiefs (15-4)
>Won Super Bowl LIV over 49ers
>10. 2001 St. Louis Rams (16-3)
>Lost in Super Bowl XXXVI to Patriots
>11. 2016 New England Patriots (17-2)
>Won Super Bowl LI over Falcons
>12. 2007 Indianapolis Colts (13-4)
>Lost in divisional round to Chargers
>13. 2000 Baltimore Ravens (16-4)
>Won Super Bowl XXXV over Giants
>14. 2009 New Orleans Saints (16-3)
>Won Super Bowl XLIV over Colts
>15. 2013 Denver Broncos (15-4)
>Lost Super Bowl XLVIII to Seahawks
>16. 2022 Kansas City Chiefs (17-3)
>Won Super Bowl LVII over Eagles
>17. 2022 Philadelphia Eagles
>Lost Super Bowl LVII to Chiefs
>18. 2023 Baltimore Ravens (14-5)
>Lost AFC Championship Game to Chiefs
>19. 2015 Carolina Panthers (17-2)
>Lost Super Bowl 50 to Broncos
>20. 2011 San Francisco 49ers (14-4)
>Lost NFC Championship Game to Giants
>21. 2008 Pittsburgh Steelers (15-4)
>Won Super Bowl XLIII over Cardinals
>22. 2022 Buffalo Bills (14-4)
>Lost in divisional round to Bengals
>23. 2014 Seattle Seahawks (14-5)
>Lost Super Bowl XLIX to Patriots
>24. 2004 Pittsburgh Steelers (16-2)
>Lost AFC Championship Game to Patriots
>25. 2018 Los Angeles Rams (15-4)
>Lost in Super Bowl LIII to Patriots

>>149818799
>you can't mock Mahomes for the Superbowl blowout
Watch me

>>149818856
>he shit his pants against the bengals
Notice how no Chiefs fans argue against this. Bengals won fair and square.
>• There was no fluky coinflip. Patriots AFCCG
>• There was no 4 starters out on the OL. Bucs Superbowl.
>•There wasn't a guard starting at LT and him not having his WR1, WR2, RB1, and RB2. Eagles Superbowl
Burrow is the only QB with a clean playoff win against Mahomes.

>>149818855
>got any more of them 35-year-olds?

>>149818842
What position does he play?

>>149818856
>>149818863
Okay but the point is, are Mahomesfags gonna say he didn't win that game because Allen didn't get a possession in overtime? You can't accept ti when it works in your favor and then cry about when it doesn't

>>149818845
>Over the age 29
No. Sorry

>>149818855
Old bros, we're so back

>>149818855
Commiebro, I'm unironically getting super nervous. We might actually be in a position to win it all

>>149818855
The rich got richer

>>149818925
It's not a win or loss if you lose by coinflip. Allen didn't win or lose that game.

I'm just glad Mahomes doesn't have any trophies with asterisk on them.

>tfw pass rush was one of our biggest needs
That's it, we may never lose again

>>149818902
>ESPN
Stopped reading there. They are the only sports network we don't take seriously. Even FS1 has more credibility than them. Also, find a graphic to post next time. That' too much text.

>I'm just glad Mahomes doesn't have any trophies with asterisk on them.

>>149818963
>6 sacks the last 2 seasons combined
Wow, problem solved

>>149818880

This >>149818467 anon made a shitpost then fled the thread once anons called him out on it. Sad.

>KC has the hardest schedule in the NFL the first half of the season, but just the 26th-hardest schedule the second half. Don't panic if they get off to a slow start.

>>149818963
Miller is gigawashed

>>149818972
Stop posting that. Only numbers in a stat sheet matter. Ignore the refball allegations

>>149818963
Our old and washed guy is better than your old and washed guys.

>>149818988
>slow start
That's not happening. They went 15-1 without weapons, teams will stand no chance now that they are loaded. The Chiefs are a bad matchup for the Eagles.

>>149818987
I'm still here.

Mahomes is a ref baby.

Sorry for hurting your feelings. Go back to posting walls of stats. Don't forget to add a big asterisks

>>149819014
>The Chiefs are a bad matchup for the Eagles.
lel this guy again

>>149819014
First you said that Chiefs would lose against the Eagles this upcoming season

Now you're saying that they'll dominate them

So what is it?

>>149819002
>>149818972
>ref
I can't handle another season of ref shitpost. The new narrative is that the league fired the chief friendly refs and that is why they lost the superbowl. This implies the chiefs no longer have the league's blessing. I hope you guys stick with this narrative

>>149818573
Never forget Kerry Collins absolutely beating the living shit out of the Vikings in the NFCCG only to get his brains beat in by the Ravens in the Super Bowl.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvbXdNz8qr4&pp=ygUoS2VycnkgQ29sbGlucyAyMDAwIE5GQyBDaGFtcGlvbnNoaXAgR2FtZQ%3D%3D

>>149819009
No way fag, our old guys are the best in the world

Imagine if Josh Allen was drafted by the Chiefs he'd have 7 Superbowls already crazy to think about

>>149819014
Straight line speed baby's who can only run clear outs just to leave Kelce open. Too bad Kelce is fat old and washed. We all know you're going to blame the OC in the middle of the season. It's all so tiresome

>>149819048
are you going to try to disprove that the chiefs got away with a blatant helmet to helmet call on a critical 3rd down or would you rather keep posting your schizo nonsense

>>149819048
Oh stinky

Imagine if nah nah nah nah nah!

Shut the fuck up

>>149819040
There's more than one Chiefs fan here. The Eagles are a bad matchup for the Chiefs. A running team team is not going to beat a pass happy team in the modern NFL. Jalen will have to win a shootout with Mahomes and that's not happening.

>>149819059
It's embarrassing to think that some guy from fucking New Zealand knows more ball than most of you here.

>>149819074

>>149819074
>There's more than one Chiefs fan here
So you're telling me that all the Chiefs fans here are a bunch of schizos who are deeply insecure of their team being propped by the refs? What a pathetic fanbase

When KC beats Philly, it's by 3 points
When Philly beats KC, it's by 3 scores

bakey bakey makey them quakey

>>149818855
when is the team changing their name to the Retirement Home Commanders?

When I beats my dick, I cum

i love feet so much

>>149819137
*chokes in the playoffs again*

>>149819074
I pointed out that the Eagles already beat the Chiefs in a shootout in 2023 and you never responded
well maybe you did but I didn't know if you meant to respond because it was a buch of bullshit that didn't make any sense

>>149819054
>kicking 20 yard field goals
Football used to be so good when teams would just take the points instead of getting cute and going for every single fourth down no matter the field position or distance to gain.

>>149817915 (OP)
Reminder that Stafford's wife went on a podcast and bragged about fucking Matthew's teammates because they were bad boys and Matthew was too much of a nice guy. Reminder that this is the true nature of the uncanny valley demon sadist abomination called "white woman".

>>149819134
Already the best we've seen before age 29. I can't even begin to imagine the kind of greatness we're about to witness now that he's in his 30s

>>149819061
>>149819101
>>149819120
This will look nothing like the Superbowl since they now have their WR1-3 and RB1-2. They will also have a real LT. Try sending 4 against this 3 headed monster and Mahomes will slice them to pieces. Chiefs haven't had this much depth since the Tyreek Hill days. WRs move the sticks more than RBs, so a run first team stands no chance. Eagles are a bad matchup for the Chiefs and people will be surprised by the blowout. 35-14 Chiefs.

You're going to have to beat Mahomes in a shootout and the only QB I've seen do that in a serious game is Joe Burrow. The Eagles Superbowl wasn't a shootout since he had no weapons.

>>149819063
>>149819002
These are the worst forms of shitpost. Please stop this. A frozen screenshot of a game does not tell us anything. It also doesn't tell us how bad the refs were playing in that game. Did they also miss bad calls on the other team? Were the refs letting them play physically.

This chiefs poster is literally retarded lol how do you know ball this little

A frozen screenshot of a player's helmet slamming into anothers does however tell us that the refs missed a blatant penalty.

>>149819134
>>149819184
STOOOOOOOOOOOP
IT DOESN'T FUCKING COUNT
BAKEY IS NOT BETTER THAN MAHOMES STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP

>>149819059
>>149819088
There's a reason she reacted this way
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyBSu6xOdqY

Everyone knew Allen was a limited thrower of the football. He might win a ring on the Eagles which could make use of his rush TDs, but he wouldn't make it in Reid's pass heavy offense. Burrow could though.

Remember 2023 when they nearly missed the playoffs, then the coach asked him to throw less and they started winning.

>>149819130
When KC have weapons they beat Philly by 3 points.
When KC is weaponless they lose by 3 possessions.

Yeah I can see the Mexican in his dad

>>149819193
RBs give less EPA/P in the modern NFL. There's a reason WRs make 2 to 3 times as much as them. Chiefs are going to allow Saquon to run and dare Jalen to beat them with his arms.

The result is going to look similar to the 2022 Superbowl, except the Chiefs aren't going to ease up on them towards the end by running out the clock.

>>149819219
Mina reacted that way because she doesn't know ball. Nothings changed

>>149819188
>A frozen screenshot of a game does not tell us anything
That's right anon. I couldn't agree more. Smh

>>149819238
Put money on it. I dont want to hear your schizophrenia unless youre posting slips

35-14 Chiefs

Screenshot this post. Chiefs are a bad matchup for the Eagles. People will be surprised by this game.

>>149819269
>>149819250

>Shane Gillis dropping Epstein, black, Trump, Deshaun Watson, and OJ jokes are the ESPYS
We missed it!

https://www.instagram.com/p/DMMOB-ZAPZN/?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

>>149819269
>>149819274
Post bet slip faggot

>>149819180
Mathew Stafford would see her car parked outside his dorm, since he was dormmates with his backup QB. He probably put his ear next to the door to hear her moans. She manipulated him to make him jealous. Women are evil.

>>149819307
Cause you put pussy on a pedestal and women go lol thats next to my asshole. Women understand the nature of their filthy pussies

>>149819054
I’ll never forget, because as a Packer’s fan it’s my 2nd favorite moment watching the Vikings only behind watching the greatest team of theirs I’ve ever seen and probably the 2nd best all-time not to win a SB lose the nfccg to the vastly inferior Falcons in 98.

>>149819307
>marrying some bitch who got fucked by other dudes
Do people really?

>>149819247
The player admitted to doing it, yet here you are defending him.

>>149819303
cute of you to assume he isn't a penniless 13 year old

>>149819325
right because saying "fuck the refs and fuck this crooked league" would totally do wonders for your career

>>149819291
I bet it's shit, dude is just the current safe edgey star. I'm trying out to be the next one, check this joke out.

Isn't it crazy we let women drive when they're not good at anything? Then the crowd will laugh and then switch to boos and then everyone will clap as I give half grin and shrug my shoulders.

>>149819237
i love this lil nigga like you wouldn't believe

>>149819317
Some Raiders fangirls like Temujin wipe from top to bottom and their pussy stinks no matter how much they shower. They know this and still sit on your face. It's a humiliation ritual for us men but they keep doing it.

>>149819319
Not me, I would never marry a woman because I love dick, I only fuck guys. And I mean plural, like several guys filling me up at the same time. Maybe marriage isn't my thing because I'd never marry a cuck. Go Lions.

>>149819356
coprophilia is a jeet thing

>>149819325
>Reeee you can't go from a snapshot
>Um akshually look at this snapshot of this "hold" that didn't even affect the play

Chiefs Schizos are truly something

I haven't had honeycomb cereal in years but I remember it being incredible. Is it still good?

>>149819363
>Go Lions.
They'll never sign you, Rodgers

>>149819319
Mathew Stafford's wife waited until she had 4 children to publish that story. She knows it's too late for Stafford to divorce her so he can only accept the public humiliation ritual.

She also got upset due to Taylor Swift since it took attention away from her. Not making this up. Google it. The lady is evil.

>>149819377
It's the best.

>>149817915 (OP)
She’s like 40, has had a boat load of kids, and she had cancer. She looks about right. The one thing I’ll say is the LA lifestyle has obviously had an impact on her botox decision making.

>>149817915 (OP)
>>149819394
Wait, that ugly girl is his wife? WTF happened, I thought she looked decent. She must have bogged herself with plastic surgery or hit the wall hard.

>>149819180
>>149819385
>meet woman
>fall in love
>marry her
>start a family
>finally achieve the peak career success
>your wife goes on TV to say she used to fuck your best friend because you were too nice to do anything about it
I try not to blackpill, but this is fucking brutal. Why are women like this?

>>149819385
I remember her yapping in the off season about the future of her husband's career.
Oh and that time when the Lions booed and she said they were booing at her daughters. What a crazy lady

>>149819415
wtf is this bitch yammering about

>>149819134
>>149819184
why are you guys making a mockery of Baker. He's a legit dog. If the fate of the universe is on the line and you need one playoff win, I'm taking him over all QBs in the NFC. simple as.

>>149819409
i grew out of inceldom years ago but I listened to this and it made me regress
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMLw5qaOuUg

>>149819415
>>149819427
>I remember her yapping in the off season about the future of her husband's career.
What's she's saying isn't wrong. The team shouldn't be trading away role players if they're serious about winning. But she's speaking out of pocket. Wives and family members are not supposed to say anything controversial. He unironically needs to slap her and say "back to the kitchen and make a sandwich for those 4 gremlins you popped out. You stupid cunt."

>>149819429
>If the fate of the universe is on the line and you need one playoff win, I'm taking him over all QBs in the NFC. simple as.
Is the team loaded or not? If yes, squirts is carried ez.

>>149819461
Stafford is so good looking. So many QBs are really attractive. I know that it's partially because they're physically fit, but they have way better faces than the average person. The only QBs I can say I list off the top of my head which are outright unattractive are Mahomes and Lamar. The rest (Stafford, Purdy, Allen, Hurts, Burrow, and Goff) are straight up handsome
No homo

>>149819427
She was upset with what the Rams were doing and was hinting that Stafford would ask for a trade.
It's ok being upset but keep your mouth shut and keep it to yourself. You're not part of the team bitch

>>149819467
Hurts needs everything to go right to win.
>Best RB
>Best OL
>Best DL
>A top 3 WR in AJ Brown
I don't trust him with the fate of the universe.

>>149819429
i would never mock bakey
he's him

>>149819479
Bakey will foomble on a crucial down.

>>149819472
I never have (and never will) rank male beauty as I'm not a flaming homosexual like you. But if I was forced to fuck one NFL player it would Puka Nacua

>>149819472
Lamar hurts the average hard. His chad meme chin somehow makes his entire face look like someone intentionally made a retarded bosmer in character creator.

I'd be seething if i was Mathew Stafford.
>This time it will be a boy
>It's another girl
>This time I will have a son.
>It's another girl...
Why even bother a 5th time and risk having another useless daughter.

>>149819499
>bosmer
WTF is this?

>>149819511

>>149819508
At least he has guaranteed grandchildren unless his wife COVID vaxxed his daughters lmao.

>>149819479
Isn't there a stat somewhere that says the Eagles are a .500 team without AJ Brown but with AJ Brown they're damn near unbeatable?

>>149818855
>Von Miller
bills overpaid for him and he did jack shit. It's widely regarded as one of the worst signings. probably in the top 10. you guys got fleeced

>>149819521
>>149819499
>Skyrim
your kind isn't welcomed here. we don't play as females in games so we can larp as girls getting fucked by male NPCs. we all know what goes down on /vg/. a lot of gay shit.

>>149817957
>Playoffs
>2-0
leeeeeel

>>149818855
Redskins got the certified unc team

>>149819247
It's wild that anyone can watch this play and say the pass wasn't uncatchable, regardless of any contact or hold. It surely requires mental illness.

>>149819269
>Chiefs are a bad matchup for the Eagle
kek he's still at it

>>149819583
Anon please. Don't rile up the schizo

>>149817915 (OP)
>Leatherface Kelly Stafford
yikesabee

>>149819488
>Bakey
mayfield?

>>149818569
Brother mahomes isn't even a top 5 QB in the current NFL after that superbowl

Dropped a massive Tua Tagovailoa must have lost nearly a kg

>>149818980
>Patriots Won

Jaxson Shart

>>149819326
Its literally a jeet. Thats why it talks. Stilted like this. And makes unnecessary sentences. Where you could just keep talking. Because double digit iq and esl sirs.

>>149819014
>now that they are loaded

Mahomo's last played Super Bowl will be remembered as the Eagles embarrassment KWACB (Kek What A Choking Bitch)

>>149819700
I cant wait for the Broncos and chargers to sweem the chiefs this year

>>149819491
>I never have (and never will) rank male beauty

Just convert them to female and you can decide who's attractive without it being gay

>>149819704
You and me both brother

>>149817928

>>149819709
Jane burrow mogs them all although id put it in Jana hurts

>>149819709
Rayne looks like my cousin.

>>149819704
>bix nood
>bustin pervert

>>149819709
>Tranny B

>>149819247
>>149819583
>>149819599
> can watch this play and say the pass wasn't uncatchable
Mahomes noticed the penalty and threw his way to bait the flag. Players do stuff like that all the time. I wonder if you guys are cazies or are just pretending to be.

>>149819700
They aren't loaded per se, but they're better than his WR room he had in 2022 when he led the league in TDs and set the all time record of total yards.
>1. Rice Rice
>2. Xavier Worthy
>3. Marquise Brown
>4. Juju Smith
>>149819704
>>149819723
>Broncos
>Chargers
Both lost to a weaponless Chiefs. They stand no chance. Chiefs D will still hold teams to around 18 points, but this time they will put up 30 points like we saw during the early stages of the dynasty.

The Chiefs era is over

I think we can all agree the Chiefs era is over

According to my metrics the Chiefs era is over

>>149819928
copium

got a fat marner coming. Ate so much pizza yestarday

>>149820037
What is a marner? That like poutine?

>>149819848
First you say that the flags the Chiefs get away aren't flags because "a snapshot" doesn't tell the whole story

Then you get shown a video of a BS flag that the Chiefs benefited from and you're quick to point out "look at this split second snapshot" on a "hold" that you can't even see in real time.

And now you're admitting that the hold didn't affect the play because the ball was uncatchable.

What kind of mental gymnastics is this?

>>149820037
Based. I fucking love pizza. I'd eat it every day if my faggot dad didn't scold me every time

>>149820037
>>149820047
we don't call those that here

>>149819928

>>149820072
Yes we do retard, I'll update you post delivery
>>149820064
Sorry bud, why does he scold you?

what would be the nfls version of the mlb swing-off?

>>149820086
no

>>149820086
>Sorry bud, why does he scold you?
Says it's not healthy. Which, it isn't. But him opening the trash, seeing the pizza box, then coming up to my room to tell me about it is super annoying

>>149820100
Kick Off. Both kickers take turns making kicks starting from the 30 and move back 10 yards until someone misses

>>149820108
That sucks, he should give you some personal space desu. It can be fine for you depending on the pizza. I like these bad boys

Enjoy your temporary victory lap. This loss is the worst thing to happen to the NFL because now they're going to be locked in and committed to getting back better than ever. You're out of you mind if you think that it will be a decade before the Chiefs get back to the Super Bowl, in fact you'll probably be right back to seething like a bitch and blaming the refs exactly a year from now. Your team is shit. The players are shit. The coaches are shit. The front office is shit. You wish that you could even see your team get blown out in the Super Bowl but of course they'll never make it that far let alone have a sliver of the success Mahomes and the Chiefs have had ever since he has been a starter. I'll be back to watching my team in the owl next year with a W meanwhile you'll die before the pile of shit you root ever wins anything.

>>149820128
>That sucks, he should give you some personal space desu
That'd be the fucking dream. He's always up my ass about something as if I was an unemployed junkie. I have a job, let me fucking relax at home

>>149820108
He's right but I can see why you're upset.

>>149820110
that would make sense if the league wanted to change the endings of meaningful games, but i was thinking of more gimmicky options for the pro-bowl since the swing-offs only used in the all-star game. watching guys make kicks isnt as cool as watching stars hit homers, so bringing the teams best offensive players into it would make more sense. maybe they could do those 1on1 rb drills like they do in practice where the rest of the team surrounds them

>>149820142
Maybe he wants you to move out and is purposely being annoying

>>149820047
Means shit

>>149820047
don't listen to this guy >>149820260 we don't call those that

>>149820260
Heh heh marner based

>>149820306
no it's not based at all stop that

>>149820308
>no it's not based at all stop t-
copey got marner for brains

>Stafford got to hand out the Gatorade Player of the Year
Glad my boy is getting his shine while he can

>>149820405
>be Stafford
>great QB
>suffer a thousand deaths on the Lions
>get traded to LA
>finally win the Owl you always deserved
I'm so fucking happy for Stafford. I'm not a Lionsfag or Ramsfag, but his story is such a feel good one

Philadelphia Eagles legend Joe Flacco

>>149820751
dayum old man flacco really gets around

>>149818181
Starting to find women attractive again. I think I'm done with being a homosexual.

>>149820867
when did you stop finding them attractive?

>>149820919
Shortly after I first moved to Philadelphia

>>149820959
i didnt know that fent made people gay, what a terrifying substance

This 34 year old LSD connoisseur is an NFL General Manager. Say something nice about him

>>149821090
nepobaby?

>>149821222
Doesn't seem to be. He coached Les Snead son at high school then Snead hired him as his assistant before he climbed the ranks. I don't think he's related to some famous coach or GM

>>149821271
either way he’s got like 3 total years of experience in football. might as well hire a pro madden player.

>>149821090
he isnt balke

>>149821310
9 years with the Rams before the Jags job tbqh. Anyone who watched the Rams "inside the draft" videos from 22-24 could see how important he was to them. They valued his opinion highly

>>149821352
Baalke should start making king assripper videos lol dirty old cunt

>>149820751
I don't like Lamar because he replaced Joe ELITE Flacco and he's ugly and he's black and he's ugly as fuck

How bout dem boyz?

im thinking bout thos boyz again

think bout this bussy

>>149821222
what is the status of your browns?

Is it the worst ever trade in sports history?

>>149821995
Considering both the contract and draft capital it has to be. Imagine being in charge of an NFL franchise and having no ability to evaluate talent. The Kiwi knew immediately that the Browns made a colossal mistake going with peanut oil over based Baker Mayfield

>>149821995
Red Sox trading Babe Ruth to the Yankees

>>149821995
No. The 3 1st is ridiculous but the absolute worst part bout all of this is the contract they gave him. They're already past the years where they lost draft picks, they'll be dealing with this contract at least another 5 years. The trade was really bad but the contract killed them.

i hope the chiefs poster kills itself after they miss the offs

>>149822664
You shouldn't say things like that; what if they did and then you found out it was someone you cared about like a friend or family member? You shouldn't wish those kind of things on people just cause they're annoying.

>>149820217
my dad remarried 12 years ago to a lady a little younger with him, she had a 16 year old daughter (his kids including me obviously are all older and moved out already at this point). the 16 year old was a little basic looking and acting but would you believe she just turned 29 and still living with my dad and his wife. she's now overweight, 0 career prospects, 0 relationship prospects. so last year hurricane hits my dad's house, makes his roof leak right over her bedroom. he made her move into a smaller, shittier bedroom he's partially using for storage and has yet to repair it.

my wife and I think he's trying to see how much she'll take before she moves out but so far she hasn't even blinked. so fucked.

Pat "Diddy" Mahomes belongs in prison and so does Britt "Fast & Furious" Reid

>>149822817
i wish it on about 7.9 billion people lol

>>149819848
>Mahomes noticed the penalty and threw his way to bait the flag.
So? The ball was not catchable, so it can't be a penalty. He should have thrown it closer.

>>149822859
The receiver would have been closer had he not been held and forced to slow down.

Y'all niggers still talmbout EPA and ANYA? Lmfaoooooo real metrics lowers like me are all about SPS these days cuhh

im a brainy ball lover that makes them go drainy too

love this bussy

>>149821995
Yes.

>>149822881
Closer maybe (though not much, the contact was minimal) but not nearly close enough to catch the ball.

>>149822945
>based on fantasy points
KEK

ANYA is the best cubey stat.

>>149823119
it's main problem is treating interceptions and sacks blindly all the same. lots of guys throw lots of interceptions on 3rd and 17 when the drive is lost anyway and some throw up int td rets on first down dumpoffs

>>149823119
>>149823312
The best way to analyze players is mix of good stats (like ANYA and EPA) and charting.

>>149822945

Press F

>>149822945
absolutely disgusting, not unlike some of the ol' piss games i watched last year

>>149823540
F

Vaxx status???

>>149823540
F, damn

>>149821995
Not necessarily the trade, it's probably the worst contract ever.

>>149824471
it could easily be both. i know everybody points to the herschel trade but this is virtually just as bad, and herschel didn't double gimp his team with an absurd contract that fucked them for a decade, AND it's not like the vikings had a pro bowl/fringe AP RB on the roster already.

the vikings shot themselves in the foot. the browns had a choice between a $10 chicken or $100 cyanide, chose the cyanide, then agreed to take more cyanide before they ate any, then ate it all and agreed to only eat cyanide for 10 years and send all their chicken to their neighbor.

>#3 in 2024
>#73 in 2025
What went wrong?

Jayden Daniels

kek

>>149825442
Double achilles tendonitis

>commanders adding von Miller

Will he fall off this year? The commanders seem old as fuck now

>>149825709
He already fell off

I have fucking meetings scheduled for the training camp times next week. I may try to take the calls from training camp. I wanna see this offense and if they are capable.

>>149825783
Didn't get get like 6 sacks even with a 4 game suspension? Thsts still ok. But I never watched Bills games

Mahomes? Washed. The Chargers are going to fuck his bunghole in Brazil and then the Eagles will fuck his bunghole @ arrowhead in front of Taylor.

>>149825869
Nah that was you

>>149826024
wait for the chief jeet to spin this positively

>>149826024
What if they wait until the end of the season and suspend him for playoff games? Can they do that?

>>149825709
Hes washed and he doesnt play run defense

>>149826123
I wonder if he'll just be a rotational piece that will be brought in on this 3rd down obvious pass situations

>>149826024
Should've gotten his teammate and a recruiting staffer killed. He would've gotten off with way less. Rookie mistake.

there are STILL bears fans who think Ryan Poles is doing a good job btw

>>149826098
NFL can do whatever the fuck they want. If they wanted they could wait til week 16 to "wrap up the investigation" and dole out a punishment or they could wait til the Chiefs have played their last game for the season to make him miss time. They might say he's suspended from all offseason activities and pre season but he can play week 1. They could say the time he missed last year counts towards a suspension. They could say him having to serve time is enough of a punishment. Really it comes down to how Goodell feels and what the owners will let him get away with.

>>149823119
Anya is the best makes me horny stat

>>149826225
Rice should get suspended anyways but the justice system is retarded.
>>149825709
Commies got really stupid after a good first year w/Daniels. old ass deebo (who's become insanely overrated after 2022 btw), and Miller (irrelevant) don't help them. Gonna need to see them do well with Daniels again or else it's another Stroud.

>>149825544
*enters the thread*

>>149826225
>They could say the time he missed last year counts towards a suspension
No way. Really?

>>149826273
>old ass deebo (who's become insanely overrated after 2022 btw),
How many times do I have to explain to you guys that last years Deebo still would've been WR2 in Washington and the third best receiver after McLaurin and old-ass Ertz (who everyone already said was washed). I cannot overstate that Daniels was throwing to Noah Brown and Ja'Corey Brooks.
>and Miller (irrelevant) don't help them.
Yeah, Miller doesn't really amaze me either. >we did need SOMETHING for the pass rush, though
>or else it's another Stroud.
Nah, it'd be another Burrow. >we bulked out the O-line, so Daniels is going to be even safer in the pocket. The big concern is becoming the Bengals

>>149821995
No, not at all because Houston didn't even win a title from this hellfire.

>>149826276
Back in my day he'd carry those bags into the locker room, set them by the locker and say, "Is there anything else you need Mr. Jurgensen?"

>>149826329
Bengals issue is that they can't defense for the love of god. The commies at least have that down in some way.

What did he mean by this?

>>149826376
>Malik Nabers made CJGJ seethe so hard that he tried to hire someone to have him killed
laffin

>>149826367
That's true. Becoming Cincinnati is our worst case scenario, IMO. I expect Daniels to have a harder time because the schedule is harder and teams know to respect him. But I just don't see why "he'll slump because... HE JUST WILL OKAY!!!". Daniels used to have bottom tier pocket safety and, god-willing, it'll at least be decent now.

>>149826402
Still wish Burrow was on a good team but I do think he's becoming more and more of a product of his WR's if anything.

>>149826376
I've known about this for years no one ever talks about it.

>>149826426
Burrow and Allen need to ESCAPE the shitholes they're in and get on a team that respects them

ESCAPE this bussy

>>149821995
Worst NFL trade if all time for sure, The Herschel Walker trade was the gold standard for getting fleeced but he at least played for the team that traded for him and gave them some return, even if it wasn't nearly enough to justify the trade. The Watson deal involved almost as much draft capital but in return they got literally nothing except terrible PR.

It's really not possible to do worse than trading three firsts for a guy who doesn't play, annihilates your cap space is a pariah because of off-field issues and cannot be released or traded. It's the worst case scenario in every way. If Watson had murdered someone instead of being a sex pest the Browns would actually be better off because the at least then they could cut him.

I'm not 100% sure it's the worst across all sports because I'm sure something stupid has happened in soccer that I'm just not aware of, but at the same time, I feel like at worst you could just tie the Watson trade because, again, you really can't do worse than a trade that is catastrophic at every level both short and long term.

>>149826211
they talk about it while they paint their nails

Shane Gillis is so painfully mid. His espies jokes were so vanilla and were literally Tonight Show tier and everyone acting like they were shocking and relevant are just thirsty due to the shit state of comedy rn.

>>149822846
I don't know how anyone lives past their 20's without developing a severe case of misanthropy

>>149826516
Barstoolification of the alt media sphere

>>149826516
Shane Gillis played football at my school for a year.

>>149826427
Nah you're just racist

>>149826586
That's pretty cool anon

>>149826499
the browns are reportedly trying to figure out how to get cousins out of atlanta without having $120m in payroll tied up in 6 quarterbacks top fucking KEK

>>149826516
They learned their lesson after based Norm got too spicy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mhUIIhcTb8

Now they only invite safe comedians who agree to submit their jokes beforehand
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mhUIIhcTb8

7 >= 3*2 + 1

Does Shane know ball?

https://youtu.be/WlUx85soKeg?si=IGeKNnvy2GVil1Ht

>>149826598
I had zero idea until someone pointed out to me that he went to Elon for a year before transferring back to a school in PA. I missed crossing paths with him by like two years.
Sometimes when I work out I'll turn on the history lesson segments of MSSP. It's a decent friend simulator even if it can't hold a candle to what Cumtown was.

I don't want to start a debate or anything, but Brady is GOATier than Jordan.
Brady is basically what you would get if you combined Jordan's statistical peak, LeBron's longevity and MVPs, and Russel's rings (more realistically it'd be more like 18 rings, i.e. more rings than any team).

sure is a lot of crying itt kek

>>149826698
wrong thread

>>149826641
The ones where he talks about all the presidents with Louis CK are awesome

>>149826516
He has very good Trump impression tho

>>149826605
Their inability to admit defeat would almost be admirable if it wasn't also so pathetically delusional. Whatever window you might have had is gone, bros. Fire everyone, trade everyone, endure your 2-3 year period of being absolute ass as penance for your foolishness and maybe try to find a qb who's not one year away from retirement or a serial rapist.

>>149826698
>I don't want to start a debate or anything
Too late. The Chiefs schizo is about to spam a bunch of stats

Humanity must perish

>>149820289
BEST
>BEST
TEAM
>TEAM
BEST
>BEST
TEAM
>TEAM
BEST
>BEST
TEAM
>TEAM

>>149826698
It's exponentially harder to win a super bowl than it is to win an NBA championship (no one threepeats in the NFL, as Chiefs fans can attest), and Brady still has more rings than Jordan. And Jordan didn't retire with all the cumulative records either.

>>149826743
my guy
they just
JUST
gave the GM
the same GM that made that trade
they just gave him a contract extension

>>149826812

My cuckholdry gives my team strength! Go Chiefs!!

Did someone just mention heckin tay tay?!?!?

>>149826902
Josh Allen is a Chiefs fan?

>>149826967
Wouldn't that fit the spirit of cuckoldry?

>>149826614
i love norm for dropping a nuke right at the beginning

>>149826605
and jimmy will fire him just as quickly as he pays him, hes that retarded

Why is AB so intent on fucking her?

>>149826641
I would love some Shane gillis football footage because I think it's all a bunch of horseshit

>>149827114
Combination of her shutting him down so he wants to fuck her and tell everyone about it, wanting to tell everyone about it so he can either confirm or deny her having a dick.

>>149827137
I think really they mean the football team tied him to the sleds as they pushed then around.

Cornerback rankings from NFL execs, scouts and coaches just dropped

1. Pat Surtain II, Denver Broncos
2. Derek Stingley Jr., Houston Texans
3. Denzel Ward, Cleveland Browns
4. Trent McDuffie, Kansas City Chiefs
5. Sauce Gardner, New York Jets
6. Christian Gonzalez, New England Patriots
7. Jaycee Horn, Carolina Panthers
8. Jaylon Johnson, Chicago Bears
9. Quinton Mitchell, Philadelphia Eagles
10. Devon Witherspoon, Seattle Seahawks

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/45531014/top-10-nfl-cornerbacks-execs-scouts-2025-espn-jeremy-fowler-position-rankings

>>149827335
didnt ask

>>149827335
wheres eli apple??

>>149827335
What are your thoughts on this list?

>>149827114
He's an attention whore trying to piggyback off her popularity because his "I used to be in the NFL you know" routine isn't keeping him in the limelight like he wants. It's a shamefur dispray tbqh

>>149827114
she keep it hairy for sure

The league is out to get the Chiefs.
>They allegedly fired Chiefs friendly refs.
>At the start of the season their WR1, Rashee Rice, will get a 3-4 game suspension.
>They have to take an 18 hour flight to Brazil to play the #1 ranked Chargers defense.
>Then they have to take an 18 hour flight back home to play the #2 ranked Eagles defense.
>Followed by a murders row: Ravens, Lions, Commanders, Bills
Fuck you.

Colin Powell pic

>>149827431
Or... based on pic rel, the Chiefs are secretly bribing the NFL to win it all and this is all 4d chess.

>>149827425
Better smell, tbqh.

>>149827431
They'll beat the commies and thats it out of that slate

>the NUMBER ONE ranked CHARGERS defense
>the #1 ranked CHARGER defense
>the
>NUMBER
>1
>ranked
>CHARGERS
>defense

>>149827517

>>149827431
I predicted the Chiefs would win 35-14 but if the fix is in, I will throw away this prediction.

Mike Florio was speculating the suspension could be 5-6 games.

>>149827539
Top 4 are AFC West
Kino!

>>149827431

>>149827572
Too late bitch boy

>>149827517
Nigger did you forget it's a Harbaugh team now? Brandon Staley is gone

>>149827608
How'd that work out last year?

>>149825442
>Josh Jacobs was the 3rd best running back in the league last year and was the best in 2022.
Didn’t make the list
>Xavier McKinney was a top 2 safety and all pro last year
Didn’t break the top 50
Not sure about this whole thing.

>>149827622
Last year was last year

>>149827580
>Chargers #1 ranked defense
>Eagles #2 ranked defense
>Broncos #3 ranked defense
>Lions #7 ranked defense
Chiefs have to play all 4 of them. What did Goodell mean by this.

>>149827517
>>149827688

Look at their 24 schedule lol

>>149819180
Stafford was also famous at UGA for partying and slaying like the ultimate chad. She was probably desperately trying to get his attention.

>>149827572
How did you not account for the fact that Rice was going to be suspended?
You should have known this

>>149825442
>What is recency bias

>>149827686
As good an excuse as any other, tbqh.

Chargers have offensive HC. 1st ranked defense.
Broncos have offensive HC. 3rd ranked defense.
Chiefs have offensive HC. 4th ranked defense.
......
......
......
Raiders have defensive HC. 26th ranked.

Can we end the defensive HC meme?

>>149819180
>White woman will cheat on you.
>Black woman will temp you to hit them and get you arrested.

>>149827759
>Raiders have defensive HC. 26th ranked.
Tbf, that Head Coach only got hired because they beat the Queefs
>Can we end the defensive HC meme?
It's pretty much already over, anon. Only McDermott & Bowles have been able to sustain success. I guess you can count John Harbaugh too but he's really a special teams guy I think.
You could make the argument for Dan Quinn but I'm expecting a return to form soon.

>>149827716
Every Chiefs community said the case was being delayed until the end of 2025. This caught me off guard. Rice's >black lawyer doesn't know what the fuck he's doing. Chiefs won't need Rice later in the season since it's easy, they need him early.

>>149827764
im guessing latina wives arent any better, but what about asians?

>>149827820
My latina wife is amazing. I love her family as well, a cousin did our drywall in a bedroom for cost and beer.

>>149827764
It's never okay to hit a girl no matter what she does to you. The size difference between a fit man and a normal female is like the size difference between an adult and child. Would you ever hit a child? You wouldn't, so why should you hit a women.

>>149827398
I wouldn't have Jaycee Horn on there. Marlo I've been up and down on over the years but he had a great 2024 plus he can play in the slot and outside at a high level. The rest is good and it's nice to see Denzel Ward get so much love. From the outset of his rookie year he was a baller lining up in 1 on 1 coverage with prime AB like he was born to do it

>>149827820
Asian women are actually very domineering domestically. In Asian culture, the men work but the women handle the finances and household. Asian men typically earn the money, but come home and do little while the wife handles the bills and sets household events

>>149827851
Spanking is acceptable, tho if they're bratty.

spank this bussy

>>149827820
>Asian women will assassinate you for the glory of the People's Republic of China
It's over, isn't it? At least we still have Pajeetas

>>149827866
No thanks, bro.

assassinate this bussy

>>149827869
>Pajeetas
I only know one pajeeta, but she's easily the weirdest girl I know in a bad way. Though, she literally had brain damage that needed surgery. So it could be that

>this triggered
I can only imagine the insane gesticulations you are making right now
Go Falcons btw

>>149827688
Chiefs overplayed their hand and became the most insufferable team of all time.
>Andy Reid playing the lovable fatty in commercials while in reality he fills the staff with his drug addict kids (the ones who haven't already died, that is) and recruits the worst kind of ghetto trash
>receivers out there trying to kill people but still getting to play because they have to wait to see if they end up in jail before suspending them
>The Kelce brothers being shilled as new media darlings reaching its inevitable nadir with the Taylor Swift thing, which a totally real relationship you guise they love each other so much did we mention the new podcast and Taylor's tour
>and I haven't even got to the part where they play like absolute cunts who get to commit blatant holds every play while also getting outrageous bail-out calls three times a game but their fans still whine because the Patriots got an irrefutably correct call in the AFCCG that they're still butthurt about all these years later.

A fraudulent "dynasty" propped up by refs that they tried to shill as some all-time great team until the backlash became so overwhelming that they had to admit defeat and let nature take its course and what do you know, when the Chiefs had to play a fairly officiated game they lost. And everybody actually enjoyed football again. So no more easy mode. The NFL tried shilling for you and all it did was make people hate the league. So now you get nothing, You lose. Good day sir.

My prediction about my Chiefs was spot on. I just didn't expect the Bills to choke for a 4th time. The OL was an issue, anyone who knows ball could have told you this.

>>149827927
The Chiefs could've completely destroyed the Patriots' legacy with a threepeat and similar comeback... but Patty skittered back to his cuck chair.

>>149827843
>letting mexishart contractors work on your house

hoe you're prepared to pay a white dude to do it correctly in six months when it becomes apparent that the beaner did a shit-tier job

>>149827927
>and I haven't even got to the part where they play like absolute cunts who get to commit blatant holds every play
You forgot to mention how many illegal pick plays they get away with. It's ridiculous how the commentators always try to explain why Travis Kelce is always open 5 yards downfield with no one around him, it's because the slot corner or Will is getting picked.

>>149827933
>this is Allen's year

>Josh Cucktini

>>149827984
Your racism is pathetic.

What did Mike Williams even do in that chorgers offense?

>>149828032
>t-tom... Jordon abuses me...

>>149828039
Caught excellently placed passes from the most talented QB in NFL history

>>149827843
yeah but you live in the real world, nfl players live on instagram so they only ever end up with columbian onlyfans models
>>149827858
that would make even more sense for athletes since itd save them whatever chunk of their salaries they pay towards agents/accountants etc, but i cant really find any examples of guys that married trad east asians. at most its filipinas and half-koreans
>>149827869
dont care, gib faye wong wife and trade spots with me so i can escape the british jeet diaspora

>>149827984
You don't know what your talking about. Not saying it won't happen but for jobs that actually matter, the inspector has to go through all the stages of the project.
Also, drywall is just drywall.
Racists out

>>149827927
Reid has sons who struggle with crime/addiction so he knows about giving players second chances.
Kelce and Taylor are in love. Taylor is a billionaire and doesn't need the NFL for her tours.
All teams hold in the nu-nfl.

>>149827958
He became the first QB to make it to 3 straight Superbowls during a 3peat so it could be argued they are the greatest team. Brady got booty blasted in the divisional round by a plummer.

>>149827861
I did this to my last girlfriend and she just sat there wide eyed processing her place in the universe for 5 minutes

>>149828068
>this guy again

>>149828057
>trade spots with me so i can escape the british jeet diaspora
Only if you also throw a slag into the deal I need some equity here

>>149827958
My cynicism is so ingrained that I was convinced the whole first half was just them setting up Mahomes for his own 28-3 moment. But nope, it turns out a 3+ possession deficit against a really good team is pretty much impossible to overcome. Unless you're Tom fuckin Brady lol.

>>149828059
Exactly, dude is acting like somehow a bad drywall job isn't immediately noticeable nor would a shitty job be something the entire family would destroy him for, especially at Flacka's house.
>>149828057
Columbian food is GOAT tier.

Whose defense is better, NOT San Diego or Denver?

>>149827857
Ty. Any rookies that you like?

>>149828103
THOMAS. EDWARD. PATRICK. BRADY.

>>149828103
Mahomes already had a huge comeback in the playoffs. Pretend like you didn't just start watching football
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-R1s1wv5y5g

>>149828155
>M-MAHOMES IS THE GOAT

>>149828134
Denvers is legitimately stacked now they'll be number 1 with their weak 3rd place schedule and chargers were fraudulent plus lost pieces. Chargers also have Herbert who's thrown a 5k season compared to Broncos who have bix nood and needed the d to put up 2 turnovers a game to stay relevant.

>>149828134
>>149828181
I watched my Chiefs play both teams. Broncos defense is definitely better. It's an elite defense. Chargers defense is overhyped by their weak 2024 schedule.

>>149827927
Holy Truth Nuke

>>149828155
You seem to be glossing over the "against a really good team" part. Mahomes did it against the fucking Texans and peanut oil. Doing it in super Bowl against the conference champs is another thing entirely.

>a 24 point deficit against peanut man in the wildcard round
>even remotely comparable to a 25 point deficit against MVP Matty Ice in the fucking super bowl

>>149828227
>>149828222
Eagles are a super team and they don't have a choke artist HC who is known for blowing leads in superbowls.

>>149828096
go to any superbowl watch party in london and youll find a dozen slappers that have spent their whole lives waiting for a man to say that he doesnt care about american football, and that hes just here to get wasted
>>149828117
id be lying if i said i knew what it was, but ill take your word for it

>>149828068
>could be argued they are the greatest team
Team that was embarrassed the moment the refs called a fair game? Really? Lol

Chiefs should have lost against the Texans. The refball they got that game was absurd

>>149828253
Banda Paisa is their national dish, meat, eggs, beans, rice, veges, etc. So good. Rhode Island has a sizable Colombian population and the restaurants and bakeries are so good.

>>149828283
>>149827958
Patriots Won Superbowl
Patriots Won Superbowl
Patriots Lost Divisional to Jake Plummer (lol)

Chiefs Won Superbowl
Chiefs Won Superbowl
Chiefs Lost Superbowl to HoFer Jalen Hurts.

>>149828103
The OPI called on AJ Brown in the beginning of the game made me believe it was going to be another game Chiefs win because of the refs. Even when Eagles had the lead I wasn't certain they would win. It wasn't until that play in 4th down where the Eagles player bats down the ball to prevent the 1st down and the camera switches to Andy Reid and he's just pacing down the sideline with a demoralized look on his face and his knees looking like they're on the verge of buckling and collapsing. Those short yardage plays are his bread and butter and seeing that ball just get slapped away like that was the final nail in the coffin

>>149828344

>>149828155
>Comeback wins in the Divisional are more important than 28-3 comeback wins in the Super Bowl

>Getting "blown out" in a Divisional is worse than getting blown out in the Super Bowl

Do Chiefs Schizos really?

>>149828292
off topic, not your blog etc
surely youll enforce the rules the same you do against everyone else right?

>>149828320
>Chiefs Won Superbowl
>Chiefs Won Superbowl

All had refball btw

>>149828396
I never said the Texans comeback was "more important". You did.

Losing in the Superbowl against the best team will never be worse than losing in the divisional round against a bum. Burrow is ranked higher than Allen and Lamar despite having 0 MVPs, and it's because he made it to the owl.

>>149828408
Excuse me?

>>149828566
>I never said the Texans comeback was "more important". You did.
You implied it

>Losing in the Superbowl against the best team will never be worse
That just wasn't a loss. It was a humiliation ritual

>>149828646
>Mahomes: "my 3peat was ended by Superbowl MVP Jalen Hurts, he'll probably end up in the HoF someday"
>Brady: "sigh.....my 3peat was ended by Jake Plummer.....in the divisional round"

>>149828680
Imagine going to sleep at night and remembering your 3 Super Bowl wins were because of refball. LOL

>>149827927
the kelce brothers thing is enough to make me want to kick puppies, they are apex fucking douchebags

>>149828743
Mahomes had the greatest season of all time in 2022. Refball had nothing to do with his success.

>>149828253
Sounds easy. No group chat membership required? Jej

cant wait to watch the fat mutt cuckold get clubbed like a baby seal by >my new look raidies

>>149828054
I said Mike Williams not Jerry Rice

>>149825607
I just re-watched that game
Suh was a non-factor
Lions' loss sent them to the wildcard which they lost

to that point Suh had been fined 8 times and suspended twice

Suh is a garbage human being

move on
>>149828907
>>149828907
>>149828907

>>149826098
no
the CBA has rules about player discipline

>Mahomes had the greatest season of all time in 2022. Refball had nothing to do with his success.

>>149828247
>Eagles are a super team

>>149827114
thats a man

what will mutthomes excuse this year be when he looks like shit the entire regular season again. are we running back with "da flu" or still insisting he has "no weapons"?

>>149828840
>raiders
>old, black qb
>senile HC who got fired despite winning them a ring decades ago before he became washed

oh boy sounds like a surefire recipe for success

>>149832280
>or still insisting he has "no weapons"?
It will be this one or whining about the OL/RBs.

>>149821995
It's the worst on all levels and the owner should be forced to sell the team.