Thread 150273506

GET IN HERE CHADS

>>150273506 (OP)
It has been decreed
DDP by first round spinning elbow ko to make 3 in a row on the card
For proof, check digits

what movie scene for khamzat and ddp?

UFC is kayfabe btw

Nah, DDP will show why he's the GOAT. Chimaev already lost. (KWAB)

come watch the main event

https://manestream.live/fights
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>>150273506 (OP)
The outcome was decided by the brass a few weeks ago. They already tested the market response, cumshot will win.

dricus by spinning elbow

DDP by spinning elbow

>>150273546
that shouldn't be funny. fuck you faggot. how dare you make me smile.

>>150273617
I will

cumshot losing will be KWABOTY

DDP by spinning elbow KO, 50k bonus and post fight friend shilling.

khamzat shadow boxing like hes gonna throw a single punch

>>150273601
Chimaev won't be able to escape the spin

but i mean is that nithe tho? do you think that's nithe?

Pico looked elite then until he didnt

CHIMAEV DIES TONIGHT

Chimaev very likely to get zeemed.

kumquat getting squashed
check this space

>>150273647
>>150273650
God wills it

DDPbros I'm scared. Khamzat just wants it more and seems inevitable. We're going to get subbed round 1....

DDP will lose. Like be for realistic

>3rd world shithole posts

just stop

me by spinning elbow

>elbow
Sovlless

please don't let my big sloppy boi get heemed

Whitebros, it’s over, pico was our great hope…

The UFC should never get scammed into hiring another Bellajeet again. Its an entire org of fake fighters trying to scam their way around having to do the Contender series.

Dana keeps heeming the streams and then I have to watch TNT

Chimaev by rnd. First round. I hope I'm wrong.

can someone explain to me why Du Plessis is a heavy underdog? isn't he the champion?

>>150273647
>>150273650
>>150273671
what if it's a red herring and it's Khamzat by spinning elbow?

that heem only happened cause pico’s great grandfather blew billions of dollars gambling

>>150273658
You jinxed it, now he'll heem Dricus

>>150273656
Ngl that was good

i hope the african american wins tonight

a 3rd elbow to end it please

I HAVE COMMUNED WITH THE AFRICAN SPIRITS. DDP WILL WIN

>>150273661
blue cheese prospect
night night

>>150273674
(((cucksemBERG)))

It’s heem or be heemd lads

>>150273687
bonk

>>150273680
Chandler got them some good money, just not by winning or being good at fighting in any way at all

Bruvs..... We have a new shining knight to lead us to the ti'o sho'....

>>150273687
rip

>>150273581
Hahahahaha
This is fucking golden
Where did you find this

>>150273690
He's fighting a churka steppenigger.

>>150273658
KEKK

I love that nigga but I doubt him winning

>>150273687
jesus christ what a retarded approach

>>150273690
I think it's because he's been put in shitty position by much less skilled grapplers than Khamzat

I forgot Sean Strickland even existed

I'll be back to laugh at you

Chimaev gonna be known as CHINNY AFTER TONIGHTS BRUTAL DEFEAT KO

>>150273702
he's not american. just african

Is toilet till there

>>150273687
This was so funny watching this. Holy fuck I hate dislike Bellator refugees.
Asskren, Cuckler, Picito they are all S class bums that make up good highlight reels.

Kind of insane out of all of the fighters to be successful it was Chandler

dricus wouldn't dare to spin, and expose his back to khamzat

why did adesanya fall off so hard

>>150273711
Oh yeah, the Caucasus guys are white.
They just larp as Arabs.

>>150273690
sloppy big boi style just doesnt make sense

>>150273690
Because Bumson basically tapped DDP and Khamzat is 10000000000000x better.

I am illegally streaming the UFC

>>150273690
bc chimaev has been the prodigal son for like 20 years now despite winning 0 titles in years. considering how much he struggled with poosman and gilbert, there is a decent chance he gets zeemed here.

Pico has always been a meme. Zero fight IQ. Zero chin. Awful defense. He was heemed cold multiple times by bellator bums, not sure why people forgot...

Lerone Murphy is essentially Gerald Meerschaert

why dont they just leg sweep if their opponent dares to try a spinnybow?

>>150273506 (OP)
This is it guys.

>>150273766
He couldn't recover from the dog stuff

>>150273766
He got old and people learned the weaknesses of his style.

>>150273777
Trips and a Brit being daring…. What is going on tonight?

>>150273690
If you could see the volume of bets being placed it would help tell the full story. For all I know, nobody is betting and those are arbitrary to get money coming in. Or the bookies actually think ddp is hopeless.

I want to see khamzat knocked out just because it will look weird

here is the actual thread lads:

>>150273696
>>150273696
>>150273696

dricus du psissy lmao

why doesnt everyone just do a spinning elbow?

>>150273783
>not sure why people forgot...
because no one watched you goof

>>150273687
why was he even there?

>>150273690
the white, non slavic, non russian, non dagestani white man will always be the underdog because whites suck at fighting and are too weak and effeminate, but white south africans are different because unlike all the other whites they fight to survive

Adesanya's got that dog in him

>>150273654

based

DDP is gonna lose.
I'm feeling it, but I'm not happy about it.

Jon jones and that viral video from Thailand where he shows his spinning elbow technique is to blame

So many sand nigger simps, long live ham sandwiches

>>150273690
Lot of hype behind Khamzat and he has some fairly notable wins over good comp. Plus it's stylistically a tricky matchup for Dricus considering Chimaev's wrestling pedigree and his tendency for strong first round performances.

>>150273766
Reaction speed nerf from head trauma destroying his style

>>150273803
#seeyouatthetop

Khamzat went life and death with Gilbert Burns and got outboxed by kneeless Usman. But somehow he still has the invincibility aura.

>Khamzat almost got KOd cold by Burns, a glorified lightweight
>fighting DDP, arguably the hardest puncher in the middleweight divison
telling you guys, hes getting sparked

>if I finish him I'll win
classic Dric

ITS HAPPENING

Based on how my pics have gone I fully expect ddp to get ko'd in round 1

>Michael Chandler 2-5 in the UFC and the first person in years to drop a round to Tony Ferguson's corpse
>Pitbull lost to Yair and barely beat Ige
>Undefeated champ Patchy Mix lost to Bautista
>Pico just gave Murphy his first finish in years
>MVP barely beat Cannonier
Please tell me why they keep bringing these people over to the UFC?

>>150273766
He massively lost the story against Dreicus by calling out his Africanness in the dumbest way possible, then getting his ass whooped. No getting back from that.

>>150273827
>whites suck at fighting and are too weak and effeminate
White people conquered the world tho

>>150273827
Don't even know what subhuman flag that is
Hunnit percent sure its never had a champ
sit

I'm scared whitebros

this is the actual gamethread move: >>150273696

>>150273826
misinput

>>150273826
super outdated Shitllator berserker style.

Sweden belongs to immigrants

Cumshot losing the story badly with this walkout music

>>150273877
To discredit bellator and rizin

>>150273860
pig slop striking won't stay effective forever

>Jizzy
>Strickbum
>Kumsplat
Has any other fighter shutdown such an insufferable trio in a row?

>>150273766
he was never good, unironically

>>150273781
coolest thing about Prates is how he immediatly stops after the killing blow every single time. It's like he knows the guy is going down even before the attack hits.

Chimpaev still looks like welterweight

>>150273930
He was, at kickboxing in China or whatever.

Arman poisoning Hamzat
It's over

>>150273912
>discredit bellator and rizin
There doing this by themselves

burgers cheering goat fuckers is bizarre

>>150273718
Doggy dog world b

>>150273926
Paolo was basically a Gigolo

Pooman is in Kumshot's corner

DDP is going to end this dune coon

>>150273964
This is Chicago

>>150273964
eh, the more I learnt how the world works the more shit like this makes sense

>>150273884
>>150273885
you are so effeminate that just like a woman you chimp out whenever something tells you some constructive criticism

>>150273997
trvke

BASED BLACK EXCELLENCE

>>150273964
It would be if they were burgers but they're not

>>150273964
>Chicago

>>150273997
explain

>>150273766
Underestimated Strickland, Dricus is way better than we ever thought, Izzy was impatient with Imavov.

>>150274001
sit down nochamps subhuman
the only non white champ is pantoja

There are no white people in Chicago

>>150273950
This does not body well for Du Piggy im afraid....

>>150273964
Khamzat is insanely popular among casuals.

Let's go!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8D9KnbhHrT4

Why did Ddp kiss his homie on the lips?

If Chimaev wins, the 185 belt will be defended once per year untill he retires with 2 defenses in 2028.
Absolutely grim

>>150274134
power of friendship or some shit. It's supposed to be terrifyingly Gay.

>>150274134
He's a revolting ugly homosexual I'm afraid..... Makes sense why pink piggies root for him

HERE. WE. GO....

Being gay is the best base for MMA

>>150274136
He said he wants money so I'm thinking he will fight twice a year

IIIIIIIIIIIT'S TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME

chimaev looks terrifying tho

That faggot beard is enraging

>>150274056
>a bunch of georgians, armenians, and dagestanis
literally what I said, only those "whites" are actually good at fighting, slavs, dagestanis, russians, caucasians, western whites suck, Asspinneddown and the kangaroo are going to loose with the first black man they face in their title defense probably not even that, the first Brazilian will kick their ass

>>150273506 (OP)
The timeline has shifted, DDP was going to win but the booger in his nose spells his defeat

DDP is the last hope for the white race. Pray for him, bros

ddp will prevail

LETS GO

hope this deep black african wins

weird that nobody has posted that one pic of basedjak khamzat assraping dric

It's over

im kind of sick of the dagistani wrestlefuck invasion tha is plaguing the ufc

this is a gay way to end the fight

>>150273506 (OP)
Khamzat is getting brutalised

This is looking over quick.

crucifucked already

What is Dricus's path to victory here?

Bro what the fuck was that Hahahahahah i expected khamzat to choke, that was insane!!

Why does everyone go for gilly if it never fucking works?

>>150274510
Kankersaaie pot

Now it's really over

Khamzat's wrestling is incredible

Doo plus pee is a bum

how can you even root for this hugging mountain nigger

>>150274507
1. avoid getting submitted for 3 rounds
2. destroy the gaslet

>>150273506 (OP)
Dricuck du cuckis

I smesh his bamhole brazza

>>150274295
Tfw Brazilian flag
Kekked

DRICUS WITH THE LEG SWEEP!!!

Legitimately fuck wrestlefaggots, I don't care how swedish shitmaev is

Khamshit is so fucking boring.
I hate muzzie faggot fighting so much.

>>150274295
He's got this Brazilbro, have faith

Give me spin heemie

allahu akbar

I don't watch MMA too often. Is its future just wrestling?

I'm hearing the sound of a toilet about to flush

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Khamzat is just giving gentle taps to win points and so the ref doesn't stand them up

>>150274588
i'm getting usman vs khamzat vibes from this fight but this is 5 rounds.

You're not allowed to grab the glove but there's no rule about grabbing your own glove

Wow im scared for dricus

Pause

DDP gonna outgas this muslim hugger

Why do muzzies love pounding men's asses?

Pink piggy finna SQUEAL

BREAK His ASS With KNEES

fuck this gay african

HEEM THIS NIGGA ALREADY DRICUS

whoa this Khamzat guy is a monster

damn nigga these dhagistinkies make this sport fucking shit huh

God just break this fuckers neck and then the Imam from his Mosque will come out with tears in his eyes and then DDP knocks him out with one punch then knees the Imams skull until you can see his brain.

This is just a fantasy.

hahaha one more round of dri du cuck on the mat and the belt is secure.

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USE THE THING, DRICUS

>>150274628
Dricus looks like he's spending more energy ngl. Fuck man my hearts racing i hope dricus wins dude fuck.

I'm not even mad, I just don't care anymore

holy snoozefest

elite sub defense by DDP

youd think ddp have practiced a bit more td defense if he knew he was up against the local dhagistani

DRICUS NIG NOGS ITS OVER

I SMESH EVERYBODY
*hugs you for 5 rounds*

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>another Dagestani wrestleslurp episode
>potentially 5 rounds of this shit

i'm not sure i have 25 minutes of dagestani wrestlefucking in me
goodnight /spee/ tell me tomorrow if anything exciting happens

Dick to butt for 25 minutes

Jews ITT mad as fuck. Islam dominates you kikes.

the white race is over

I think one thing that happens is, guys will call in some dagestani sambo chuckle fuck to spar with, but then the real thing ends up being 5 times more intense than they trained for

you okay joe

and another 10-8
things arent looking good for us driscusbros...

knee his anus

this african is being walked like a little gorilla

>>150274669
Futile

>>150274646
holy based

this is just a fantasy

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dageshitis unironically ruined ufc

20-18 Khamzat

Whites status??

Actual proper gameday thread:

>>150273861
>>150273861
>>150273861

>>150273861
>>150273861

DRICUS WITH THE COMBO!

ddp gets him in the 4th or 5th trust the plan my fellow africans

JUST HOW GOOD ARE GIBLERT BURNS AND KAMARU POOSMAN?????????????

Amazing to think some oiled up gay guys in Greece made the perfect martial art 3000 years ago

>>150274692
cya faggot

he did literally nothing, how can you score it anything but a 10-8

This is what reaching Chim does to you

khamzat gassing. here we go boys.

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Khamzat's covid lungs will set in soon

>>150274705
i don't know if wrestlehug rounds get you 10-8s
there's no damage

Hamzat dog-walking him

>>150274695
I'm a jew and I'm cheering for gourmet Chechnyan

At least rest of the card was good.

khamzat 2-0 but this is extremely fucking gay of a fight. not enjoying

>>150273861

>>150273861

>>150273861

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>>150274579
He has to defend some takedowns to make Chimaev get tired

Dricus building a gorilla nest

PUNCH HIM IN HIS LUNGS, DRICUS!

DRICUSBROS THE RAT'S COOFLUNGS WILL ACTIVATE SOON

JUST RIDE IT OUT A LITTLE BIT MORE AND HE'S OURS FOR THE HEEMING

im turning this shit off if its more allah ground hump

So fucking glad I didn't pay for this shit. Boring as shit.

>>150274791
or shoot for his own, and just scramble.

MMA fucking sucks this guy is just hugging and touching the other guys ass over and over again what the fuck is this

>>150274746
its 10-7 if we count moral damage im afraid...

FUCK THIS PIG CHIMAEV

Too ez

>>150274784
>244 posts in

Imagine paying for this shit

yawn

>>150274695
I don't think it relates really
Most jews and muslims in russia stick together

Du Psissy can't defend a take down

Did this African ape just not practice his takedown defense at all?

How come Khamzat wasn't the #1 wrestler in the world prior to joining the UFC?

Dricus is... a can?

DANA COME HERE

please ban these muslim russians from the UFC. its just not the same. did you see the niggers fight each other? one of them literally broke the skull of the other nigger with his elbow. instead we get gay muslim rawdogging from behind for half an hour. whats the fucking point? i feel gay watching this shit

man this was a great card too up until this point im remembering why most ufc cards end up so slow

>>150274695
>Islam
Show me pakistani and other random assorted moslem fighters.

white sissy ddp

>>150274661
huh, is that you?

>>150274833
This isn't a real gameday thread you dumbshit


This is the real thread:

>>150273861
>>150273861
>>150273861

Any one of us would be doing about as good as defending these take downs...holy shit.

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OOOOHHHH! He's spanking and fucking his ass!

Someone finally fraud checked this meme fighter eh

imagine paying to watch gay sex like this

what else is on tv, lads?

How do you even escape the crucifix?

>>150274902
It's 6:30 and I'm barely awake, my bad b

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You guys who picked ddp are clinically insane.

none of the brown manlet muslims in this thread have ever had sex and will die alone. this doesnt improve their lives.

DDP unironically lost this fight 50-42 and didn't land ONE SINGLE STRIKE the entire fight...

So this is how the title change happens :/

>>150274902
are you german or what?

fuck off with your rules you little cunt!

I would want to kill myself if I were white right now.

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>>150274932
best bet is not to get into it TWICE

>>150274964
not what either of those words and thats why nobody goes to austria for psychiatric work, which is a jew racket in the first place. thanks for playing, gay retard. now tongue nigger anus, as is your custom.

muslims are all inbred. science. over 50% lol. fuck your sister nigger lovers. mods love niggers too. die alone incel nigger mods.

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>>150274981
Because of a UFC fight?

embarassing fight lmfao

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>>150273506 (OP)
Khabib and khazmat mog the racist assholes like ddp and McGregor
Halal pious Muslims will inherit the earth

mma is unironically actually so shit now good lord

we didnt know how good we had it

Adessanya is a much worse grappler than ddp. Just shows how much of a circus the ufc was

white clitty status: leaking

Dricus is already coping like:
>If i don't get finished it will be a moral victory for me
We can all go to sleep now, fight's over

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Inbred stall will kill MMA if it's allowed to.

>>150274981
But khamzat is whiter than you mutt.

>ok we're gonna fight him now
>don't let him crucifix you
LMAOOOOOOOOOOO IT'S OVER EVEN HIS CORNER KNOWS IT

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>next title contender needing to focus 100% on grappling for the next year
yeah that sounds like a fucking drag

>>150273673
Mountain Muslims make loud mouth arrogant white kaffurs look easy
One sided like khabib vs mccuvk

Jesus Christ, did no one taught Dricus ANY wrestling?

i demand a refund dana
this is the gayest fight ive ever witnessed

This is sad ngl it's like watching a snake choke a hare

>>150275121
yeah he's wh*Te when he's winning... white clitty status leaking confirmed

I miss Khabib

DDP didn't even show up tonight. The Bumson fight was actually the blueprint lmao.

>>150275181
All he has is roid strength. Roid strength can't be roid strength + technique.

>>150273884
With guns

>>150274638
she makes me hard in a way no pornstar can

>>150275082
this.
he's scraping to get it to the distance so he can maybe claim a rematch. but there is just no chance. this isnt even a fight

>>150275181
Chimaev is simply stronger. There's nothing he can do.

>>150275181
This is what I was saying
He got lucky to the top
Internet overhyped every dhute champ

DDP's asscheeks finna be sore in the morning

>>150275226
>The Roman Empire had guns
First I'm hearing of it

>>150275201
its honestly very close to gay sex

>>150275167
your pedo prophet is going to send you to hell for watching this

the ufc needs usman vs khamzat 2

I mean come on, its just huggin n waitin!"!!!!!

>>150273550
TFW no get

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>>150275222
Makes sense
>>150275249
I guess it's true.
I can't believe prime Kamaru is still the best Welterweight ever.

holy shit how bad is jizzarel

(cumbag israel)

based ref

THIS IS PURE BUCK BREAKING SESSION AT PLAY.

The Bumson fight was only 2 years ago and Bumson was 0.00001 seconds away from tapping DDP. This was inevitable.

whites can't fight

>>150275345
4wat he went back down immediately lmao

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Truly shades of GSP tonight

>>150275364
Is there any mexican champs now?

>>150275364
What?

Got even help from Marc Goddard lol
So this was your great white hope ?

>Whites lose
>Africa loses
total zatdaddy victory

40-32. The entire MW division is completely empty and Khamzat will be champ til he moves up or retires.

>17 minutes of control time
>Nothing happened still

>>150275411
GSP's fight's were 10x better than this semen slurping. this is a disgrace

>>150275415
mexicans are wh*Te losers too

>>150273506 (OP)
These kaffirs are so ass bratha

>No damage
>Dominant
You could achieve the same result by landing one jab a round, and running away for the rest of it.

>>150275345
Unfortunately stalling isn’t a penelty in this faggot sport.

Nobody is gonna watch this ratlip faggot

whenever anybody says "I got this" they don't.

Short notice Usman and fucking Gilbert Burns are better than this dumb african fraud.

this south african nigger is red as a tomato wtf is chimaev doing to him. he pushed his blood pressure up 4x

Khamzat is toying with him, intentionally not trying to finish him lol

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>>150275464
What

at least I didn't pay money for this

JESUS CHRIST HE'S CAUGHT IN ANOTHER CRUCIFIX


HOOOOOOOOOOOOW NIGGGAAAAAAAAAAA

>>150275462
GSP was a faggot humper bro, he pioneered this wrestleshit

50-42 if Khamzat doesn't finish him. Has any title fight ever been this bad?

Welp that's it.
Middleweight division has gone to shit. Enjoy 1 fight a year.

Dana needs to cut Hamzat

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>>150275234
Literally rape
Russian Muslims are the toughest hands down
10-7 rounds

>>150275495
You just realized chimaev played with them

Damn dude that was a good title run.

>>150275557
We can only pray a disease kills Khazmat

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Fuck this sport and fuck training. Wrestlers have won. Nothing else matters. This is horrible to watch I don’t care how skilled or technical it is..
This is like if every winning boxer was like Mayweather.

>>150275548
yes brother
i was cheering against GSP the entire time because he was so ahead of his division but resorted to pointfighting

>'dominant'
>literally no damage on DDP after 5 rounds

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>>150275317
Maybe
Chanel sonnen got busted with rods and didn’t deserve a rematch with Anderson Silva
They meme trt Belfort but not hendo when he popped
Lotta white racist fans

DDP should kill himself for going for that guillotine

How can someone with basically 0 wrestling skills get to the top of the championship ?adessanya literally doesn't know bjj

that guillotine honeypot keeps dooming guys lmao

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>>150275524
>You see Khamzat hugging his opponent for 25 minutes and doing nothing is a choice
>He can finish him anytime

>>150275619
I mean, it's mixed martial arts.
Wrestling is the most useful skill to have on a one on one fight sport, it's not like they're gonna sactiin biting or eye poking.

>>150275675
who cares, everyone was on the good stuff
passing a drug test depends on how close you were dosing up until the fight

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>>150275524
What a cope
Khazmat can't do anything
It's just that DDP can only do less

This literally invalidates all of DDP's wins.
>Strickland x2
Journeyman
>Izzy
Already flushed
>Shittaker
Already flushed and was never good
>Bumson
Shit fight and DDP almost got tapped
>Till
LMAO
>Tavares
Journeyman
>Giles
Journeyman
>Perez
Whomst?

WH*TE LOSERS

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I'd just hit Chimaev as hard as possible on thr back of the head multiple times and lose by DQ

>>150275766
Nah man wtf is that I'm pirating the fight and I want a refund

>>150275756
makes a spreadsheet instead of an afterthought

>>150275625
ddp couldnt even stand straight after this what are you saying. but i agree it is HOMOSEXUAL

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OINK FOR YOUR DADDY PIGGY
>OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOINK PROLAPSE MY BACON BUSSY AND GIVE ME YOUR POZZED LOADS DADDY OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOINK

True story I fear.....

>>150275766
freaky catto

>>150275733
Now it’s who cares when I bring it up
Guess jones is goat not fedor

>Khamzat gets taken down at the end and start losing
>DDP talks in his ear and tells him what a shit fight it was
>Khamzat just starts trying to poke his eyes
lmao

Never a doubt desu

ANDDDDDDDDDDD NEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

regret staying up for this

The ending pissed me off to no believe. DDP has no fight iq. Stop looking for the submission just fucking ground and pound you dumb nigger.

MIDDLEWEIGHT IS RUINED

what's the striking equivalent of mediocre grapplers attempting a guillotine?

What a joke
Ddp is a joke
Adessanya is a joke
Strickland is a joke
The whole mw division is a joke

>>150273506 (OP)
Shittiest champ of all time, literally entire gameplan is avoiding combat

>>150275464
Can't tell if nog or a jeet

>>150275714
>>150275619
UFC rules set up bjj and the gracies for success and wrestling was the antidote as soon as the D1 wrestlers learned how to defend chokes and GnP the brazilians in half guard
blame the system not the game

>>150275766
Macacao dog

>>150275766
silly ahh xd

>>150273747
Passionatecuddlingbros I kneel

/HEEEEEM/ OFFFFFICIAL STREEEEEEEAM ON PICREL 3294

LMAO Middleweight on fraud watch. No bottom guard or defense strat for DDP. Washed Usman would have beat Khamzat in a 5 rounder btw and an undersized Gilbert Burns actually did damage. Send Derek Brunson from a time machine and he’d kill this guy

>>150275801
Kek like khabib vs McGregor

Racist can cry and cope

Man DDP really needed Burns level jiu jitsu to threaten Khamzat with

>>150275854
>The whole mw division is a joke
I've been denying this for years but it's time admit you're right. it was all a big joke. MW is a joke. literally none of the champs of the last several years are actually any good. it's over.

>>150275714
this bullshit only works because the rules are gay. in a real fight chimaev would get his head caved in while rolling around on the ground

Of course he wasn't going to gas in 185 fags

DeReddit has no chance at tapping Khamzat and no one else at middleweight can grapple. The division is officially permanently closed til Khamzat retires.

>Change the rules so that both fighters lose if the fight goes the distance
>Eliminates inbred stall
>Removes shit judges
>Makes the sport far more entertaining
Why wont they do it?

>>150275810
fedor was superblasting in japan and russia

>>150275801
zatdaddy filled him!

>>150275846
It begins it’ll be Muslim take over in 5 years
Made ddp look easy like a 10 yr old bro bullying 6 yr old bro

>>150275894
No this was way worse
Conor actually looked and defended well before he completely gassed

>>150275889
>Washed Usman would have beat Khamzat in a 5 rounder btw and an undersized Gilbert Burns actually did damage.
to this day I insist that Gilbert Burns BEAT Khamzat. he won.

>>150275913
by DDP while he's in a crucifix??

Prime Romero and Jacare would heem Khamzat. 185 is ass

That wasn't a fight, it was a restraining contest.

In a real fight there are no timelimits.

what a boring fight. khamzat cant go for a finish like islam or khabib, and ddp cant wrestle for shit.

>>150275908
Yep. Reiner de ridder is probably the only one that can threaten Khamzat.

>>150275934
Maybe Imanov but he’ll dominate or shavkat

>>150275821
for real

>>150275913
lmao no--not with what we just saw. chimaev could just headbutt him to sleep

At this point I think the 10 best WW fighters beat all of the 10 best MW fighters except Khamzat.

>>150275997
new cope just dropped

That was funny as fuck

>khamzat asking for a fight bonus
>dana stonewalling
lmao haha

Prime Luke Cockhold wont get dominated like that but gets KO'ed instead

>not yelling "DEATH TO ISRAEL" in the mic
massive story loss

>>150275956
>Muslim take over
You mean brazza takeover,
99.9% of muslims are limp wristed, brown manlets.
See: Pakistan, Araps, South eastern Asias

>>150275997
Made them look easy imagine dominating a guy without destroying him. He just proved he’s levels better
He could’ve postured up rain elbows and punches

The Allahu ahkbar motherfuckers are the new normal

>>150275992
Also no ref to stand you up well you're being creamed by the guy on top of you

What's up with his lip? and why does he sound like Latka from Taxi?

I'm afraid Du Piggy's jaw is BROKEN like his bussy.....

>>150275997
Khabum PR is unreal. Most of his "mauling" looked exactly like Kumsplat just did.

>>150276048
He said that in Chechen

>>150275913
So? This isn't a real fight, it's a sport.
In a real fight someone would probably just bite the other guy's throat., that's not the point.

>>150276083
Born with a cleft palate

DDP's jaw is dislocated and he's crying kek.

>>150275934
I have heard the same thing from many ex champions, many

>>150276072
Ya but sheikh is helping . Karate combat has a paki champ . Kickboxing Muay Thai has mena champs. Boxing they’re slowly showing up
Churkas are making it popular

>>150276098
khabib had better gnp, but mostly because lightweights are bums at that time

>>150276082
You could bite or grab their balls to get up or take your time getting up.

UFC isn't a real fight, these guys just stall and run out the clock but do no real damage.

Broadcaster thought it was the Palestine flag LMAOO

>I thank the king of saudi arabia
>I apologize for forgetting please do not behead me
lmao

I’d actually forgive Jon jones for being a piece of shit if he saves the UFC by fighting Aspinall

what a fucking boring fight

>>150276155
>Karate combat
XD
Pajeet-Khan, GTFO here. You're shit at sports, Just stick to cricket.

first time I've noticed how pink/red their knees are

Middleweight under Bispong’s era are unironically better. Rockhold, Jacare, Romero, Weidman, and Brunson would do better. Brunson would sleep Chimaev btw

Kinda surreal how DDP literally had no strategy. I guess he just assumed Khazmat would keel over or something.
Even after 5 rounds use still started with a punch or a kick instead of bracing for the inevitable takedown and preparing a knee or something

>>150276189
shoot em with a gun

>>150276210
Yeah I noticed in Round 4

>>150276204
based

>>150276077
he could've finished ddp in round 3 or 4 and leave the ring unscratched, that would also proved his total dominance. khamzat cant go for a finish, i dont know why but he prolonged the fight to the point to almost lose in the last round. that shit is not proving dominance, that is just showing you cant finish for some unknown reason

>>150276072
Indian subcontinent has the weakest genes. I don't think religion is a factor. Are Thais Muslim? Those guys can fight too.

>>150276228
>Dude just do a flying knee
That's crazy bro are you like a high level coach or something? It sounds like you just solved mma.

>>150275997
Khabib was also just a wrestler in a striker division that mostly sniffed crotch. His popularity is only due Conor.

>>150276265
It's surreal how effectivelly the "imagine tuxed pepe" trick works

>>150276223
Rockhold was so good and so stupid. Can't believe he fumbled Demi Lovato.

ragdolled another opponent. hes too fucking good.

>woke up at 6 for this crotchsniffing
Well I'm glad that mudslimes at least found ONE thing that they're good at
now fuck off back to suicidebombistan

>>150276292
they can fight in the 90lbs ladyboy division maybe

The UAE isn't even a real country, what does the russky get out of sucking them off?

>>150276296
You don't need to land a flying knee sarcastic anon, just try to do something.
Getting picked and taken down isn't a strategy

>>150275997
Khamzat goes for the finish more often than Khabib and Islam. DDPetard put all his stats in his defensive grappling and physical strength thinking it would be enough.
Go back and take a second look at that 1st round. It was literally DDP fixing Khamzat to the ground

It's Khamzats 3rd decision win in his career.

>>150276292
He is talking about Indonesians and Malaysians. He specifically named Pakistan to point out that all this so called dominating muslims are mostly just fucking russians.

Why did paramount pay so much?

>>150275257
Not all of the world
And romans and greeks where extremely MENA/west asian shifted

>Take someone down and hold them for 25 minutes
>Run out the clock
>You incels think this is a real fight

ALHAMDULILLAH, khamzat has officially surpassed khabob.

None of this would have happened if Kamaru Usman just said "you know what? Make it 5 rounds, i can do that" back in 2023

>>150276349
>just try to do something
More high level strategy from the mma coach in the thread. Up there with DC commentary.

If wrestling is so OP why didn't DDP wrestle Chimaev?

khamzat got hit once and went down is his jaw literally glass lol

Paramount paid 7 billion (7,000,000,000) dollars for this?

>>150276375
>Not all of the world
All of the relevant parts.
>romans and greeks where extremely MENA/west asian shifted
Cope

why don't goatfuckers defend their countries like this

Other peru flag copeandseething baka on allah

>>150276345
He represents UAE to avoid visa issues. Since he has ties with a literal Russian dictator.

Can Strickland save us?

Just goes to show that no amount of white privilege can save you in the ring

>>150276398
Please anon, do try and wow us with your advice then

>>150276292
>Indian subcontinent has the weakest genes.
It literally doesn't matter.
Muslims are genetically weak due to inbreeding, no culture of fighting, shit diet (they slurp on sugary, processed shit) Mohameds and Pajeets thinking they're in same league as Caucasians just because of religion is one of funniest copes I've seen recently.

>>150276451
he could stop some of the takedowns and make khamzat gas. but he can't KO anyone so khamzat may still win by points in the end.

ddp isn't exactly white, he's a bright shade of pink

>>150276460
do you think chechens are brown or something, dumb paki?

UFC needs to only be whites, spics, asians, and nogs.

>>150276451
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH

>>150276503
chechens are brown

>>150276336
>>150276343
how do we cope with the fact that we hard raped our sleep schedule for this snoozefest?

with some gaming? what to do, pls help 4chan guys.

>>150276373
bailed out their fellow jews

>pre fight press conference
>journalist: question for Dana, is this the best fight of the year?
>Dana: oh yeah, this is easily the most wild fight of the year

covid ended khabib and brought us chimaev instead
you know how this will end eventually

>>150276439
nigga im not even seething for the wrestling dominance. im mad that the retard prolonged the fight for no reason. we saw his total dominance for 4 straight rounds, he could've finish the fight but he didn't. this is like leaving you blue balled after fucking for 25 minutes straight.

>>150275913
retard alert! In a real fight chimaev does exactly the same as in this fight, take him down but then he just eye gouges and bites until the guy bleeds out.

>>150276592
>he could've finish the fight
He literally couldn't

>>150276562
nice pepe

>>150276528
those neckbeards and beatles haircuts are fooling you, because you're a faceblind autist
chechens are white, just look at khamzat's father who doesn't have muslim beard

Trapping DDP repeatedly in a crucifix is insane propaganda

>>150276474
Genes obviously do matter. But culture matters too. Europe and the USA are genetically identical but white Americans outperform Europeans at martial arts by a mile.

>>150276451
Khamzat literally choked out Strickland in practice

Fedor would HEEM literally every active fighter in the UFC tomorrow

>>150276530
The more you create cults around bums like Whittaker, DDP and Strickland just because you wish they get rid of him the more you inflate his aura.

The reality is that the level at that middleweight division was mediocre and a win against Costa, Strickland, old Whittaker and old Izzy aren't impressive. You just created a cult around the middleweight equivalent of Colby Covington. You guys must have worms running inside your brain

>>150276228
It's less that Dricus had no strategy and more so khamzat was very good at mixing his takedowns and shooting so damn low. It's very hard to counter

If DDP knew what wrestling was he could’ve won. He literally looked surprised everytime khamzat shot for a double as if he had never seen that kind of thing before- he was probably the only person in the arena who didn’t know the inbred was gonna keep taking him down. Didn’t throw any knees, sprawled like one time and it looked like a damn accident. All that and he still looked like he somehow might’ve won if the fight went on like another round.

>>150276687
Yalla! Tell those kuffars, Machmud!

>>150276683
fedor is the GOAT no question. Ukrainian too just like Usyk.

>>150276655
>Europe is a country
>white americans are ethnically homoegenous
lmao

>>150276592
Maybe he wanted to shut some mouths who claimed he had 0 cardio. He looked like he could keep going for two more rounds without tiring at the end of that 5th

>>150276687
i hate strickland but i agree

>>150276464
Wow you with what? The Saudi's bought this sport out years ago to give the muslim fighters a free pass.
>The ref was peeling the champs feet off the cage and not standing them up.
>The commentary had to be told to stop talking about how Khamzat wasn't really hitting him and shift to 'they really should never stand this up'
>At the end after the finally stood them up for the 2nd time in 25 minutes of nothing DDP stands over Khamzat and just talks to him
>Khamzat then goes for an eye poke
>DDP when interviewed after says 'yeah that was the fight, i'll comeback if they pay me money'
You have to be a retard if you haven't noticed how these sports have changed since major cities started bidding for the cards.

Can Pereira save us?

>>150276639
>Slavs
>White

>>150275756
this, I am going to enjoy shitting on DDP tomorrow

>>150276761
When are people gonna learn khamzat was handed a win over burns because hes Muslim? Burns beat his ass bad- he didn’t even deserve to be here

>being gay is wrong in islam
>crotchsniffing a man's balls is OK

someone explain this one

>>150276816
Cazzies have no clue how MMA actually works. Everyone knows that Jon Jones was on so many roids and would go out on cheque drops and murder people.

>>150276729
>things no one said
okay retard

>>150276451
Strickland's BJJ is non existent, he can wrestle, but I don't see how he can stop the onslaught. He has no KO power either.
Pillowfist and no submission threat. Khamzat will just rape him

>>150276009
Shavkat is welterweight

So when is Canelo vs Crawford? Because this shit was ass.

>>150276421
why didnt DDP punch him more then?

Honestly, I think the muslims dominate every divison. White boys don't stand a chance desu. I think if Khamzat bulked up he'd easily wrestlefuck that dumb poser Tom Aspinall and make him look like the same bitch DDP was presented as tonight. LOL

>>150276980
40 minutes of two boomers exchanging strikes with no knockouts and going to decision. Yeah much more entertaining.

That was embarrassing to watch. What did DDP even train before this fight? It's like he doesn't even know what a takedown is.
Is there really not a single solid white fighter in the world since GSP? These heavily dysgenic inbred dagestanis are quite simply humiliating everyone like an adult bullying a toddler, it's not even close. Are they really that heavy that even a strong dude like DDP can't help being crucifixed 5 times in a row? I'm so done with this gay world

Can Ankalaev beat Khamzat? Ankalaev's wrestling seems to be ass but i guess he must be strong as fuck, right?

>>150277002
This. Can't wait for a bull Muslim at 230lb walk in and make Tom Aspinall look like the dumb cuck brit he is.

>>150277050
Hazmat is one of the best wrestlers but just learn to stop takedowns and he’s pretty beatable. He’s no khabib

>>150277050
You know that little "whites only" communitiy in Virginia or whatever? The only hope for (You)r race is if they start teaching wrestling to their children instead of useless shit like math.

>>150277056
ankalaev got taken down by pereira of all people

>>150277071
Khamzat's wrestling is more powerful than Khabib, guy ragdolls his opponents so much. Even Khabib wasn't able to drag and shove his opponents around that much

>>150277089
It didn't officially counted as a takedown. All perfectly manipulated by the jews to remove Pereira's title of highest takedown percentage.

>>150277122
it just showcased how weak he is, beside he also got submitted before lel. khamzat would ragdoll him

>>150277114
This. Pathetic white cuck DDP looked like a brain damaged toddler getting rag dolled around by his abusive daddy, unironically. All his show muscles couldn't stop him from getting thrown across the ring like he was weightless. What a weak ass bitch. Lol. Even I could probably ragdoll that white cuckold. What a fagggot

>>150277063
Jones will be back if there’s a White House fight

>>150277167
Lol. Lmao. That joke of a nigger is never coming back, and you'd be retarded to think otherwise. Only heavyweights his lanky ass ever fought was geriatric post brain trauma Stipe and zero grappling French queer Gane.

>>150277086
Macaco please. We live in the age of guns. darkies get their 30 minutes of fame in the octagon but outside of that, they're below the white man.

>>150273884
Backstabbing other tribes, flans and disease

>>150274609
Yes with so no w submissions n striking knowledge

>>150274629
>>150275261
No he won’t he’s based

>>150275944
Competition was roidied up, rigged and easier
He suddenly started becoming beatable once he went stateside

>>150277002
Merab, arman, ilia >>>>any Muslim fighting right now

>>150276375
Nafri cope. At least you're not in paris. You must be one of the nafris afraid of water.

>>150275968
Shit u might be right
Cuz khabib threw more power. This like a big strong bully molesting you for 30 min

>>150276208
What about boxing like hamzah sheeraz, Adam aziz or masoud

>>150276592
Do you really think these people would risk losing a fight for fun while having the chance to finish? DDP did all he could to avoid submission, that's why the fight lasted 25 minutes, sadly that's all he could do.

Let me get this straight.. Muslims are the best fighters but none of them will help their brazzas in Gaza? Talmbout record padding B..

>>150276292
Great gama comes to mind and India dominates wrestling and weightlifting at commonwealth games

>>150276956
Right shit then it’s over

>>150277050
Whites are better because they got all the wealth , training and knowledge .
The hell Solomon Islands gonna do

>>150277388
bro he crucified ddp at will. its more than obvious he could have finished him. he is good at wrestling, i think even better than the brazzas, but he cant finish for some reason.

>>150277471
He broke whitekers jaw with a sub
Who does that

>>150277471
>he can't finish for some reason
>has 80% finish rate
He didn't finish because all DDP did was focus on not giving away his neck without caring about being ragdolled in every other way

>>150277678
He just wanted to see him squirm helplessly like a submissive bitch