Thread 151718381

Vegas Edition
/hoc/vious >>151712282

I love you /hoc/!

>>151718393
I'm fond of you as well, anon, but I think we should see other people

>>151718393
I love you too fren <3

/playoffsbound/

>>151718400
You should go to /mlb/ fren. I think they're more up your alley

guise I need references for my janny application

more like badlers

>>151718381 (OP)
>Have to wait till tomorrow to watch my flames
Why live

>>151718422
I'll talk to the big guy

>>151718416
ought to be aiming higher than that fren

you can only reply to this post if >your team is better than the buffalo sabres dont @ me mild islels flims and laffs trannys

>>151718422
Don’t forget to remind them of all of the gimmicks and oc you’ve pioneered

>>151718473
im replying anyway because flames and fire in general is an element and you cannot contain it if it has fuel and oxygen thats all it needs

>>151718473
Our Jackies :)

>>151718416
My Debbie’s (:

>>151718473
>teds
Also I think I might be furloughed in two weeks because of the shutdown.

Women are natural born liars

scaaaarrrrrr nelson

>>151718381 (OP)
happy halloween!

my avies!! :))
nelson!

>>151718473
>t. seething rags fan

>>151718511
Sharter is available, edmongols

big cock Brock!

my avies are too strong

i didnt feel like raking my yard so i put some hockey goals out there. havent seen a leaf since.

It's good that mp4s and webms is disabled. Think of all the savings on server costs now.

>her knights
D:

>>151718540
They might be able to double the jannies' salaries!

what does jen mean when posted on here

>>151718540
GIFposters validated like a motherfucker

>>151718555
Just Empty Netters

>>151718555
Jewish Entertainment Network
>Hail Gary

>>151718555
It’s Swedish slang for “put it in my boipucci”

>>151718572
jen

>>151718510
I hope they fire every bureaucrat

>>151718511
Based

After a blowout loss and solidifying a hope;was season for their fans, my isles have addressed the serious business of naming their new puppy. Say hi to Marty

>>151718551
I would triple. Award them greatly for their hard work.
>>151718557
True

>>151718579
Jen

>>151718596
Marty is a cutie =3

it's halloween, the veil separating the phenomenal and the numinous is at it's thinnest. the spirits are speaking to me. >the stan lee final will be vegas versus montréal

>>151718622
that's-a spicy meatball

>>151718540
Maybe one day hiroshimoot will allow sound on both

What movie are you watching for halloween?

fuck you

>>151718651
Fuck you pajeet benchod bitch mother fuck

Marnerjeet still a ghost.

>>151718650
There are several marathons on right now, but I only have eyes for Jason Voorhees

>>151718650
Hocus Pocus

>>151718650
The one about Ovi scoring his 900th career goal on the same team he broke Gretzky’s goal
scoring record against. Oh but it’s on NHL network so I can’t watch it. Guess it’s more Parasited episodes

The real cups are the frens we met along the way :)

>>151718706
Bozo

>>151718687
Hocus Pocus is antisemitic coded and I am here for it

My Stars would bootyblast this fraud teams.

>>151718716
That is not very frenly.

still not a fan of using makar on the pk

>>151718734
But no payoff >>151718579

with 14 games played and only one loss, the umeå birch leafs are storming towards the playoffs and a promotion to the SHL

>>151718706
So true. I've met so many great frens here, it feels like my team wins the cup every day!

You can set my truck on fire, roll it down a hill
But I still wouldn't trade it for a Coupe DeVille
I got an eight-foot bed that never has to be made
You know if it weren't for trucks, we wouldn't have tailgates
I met all my wives in traffic jams
There's just something women like about a Pickup Man

>>151718906
hell yeah cleetus! that there fuel injected chevy big block v8 aint nuthin better! go canes baby

Vegas confirmed ref babbies

i don think i can use hoc till the scary skeleton on the right goes away

Every year I get older Halloween loses its magic

>>151718994
It's ok. The skeleton isn't real but us frens are :)

>>151719000
spooky check'em

uh oh, Denver

uh oh

Vegas needs to score some goals for Nevada day

my avies :(

Her Avies :)

She/Hertl

>>151719000
Lmao halloween isnt for people over the age of 30

>>151718650
the exorcist

>>151719002
can you protect me from the s-s-s-s-skeleton fren

>>151719043
Of course fren. Skeletons are afraid of frenship!

The Flames have the fewest goals per game rate in the NHL and have allowed the eighth-most goals per game.

It's not like they aren't shooting the puck -- they're 17th in the league, with 27.9 per game. Unfortunately, they've been like Stormtroopers from Star Wars, whose unofficial motto is, "You miss 100 percent of the shots you take."

>>151719037
Halloween adults are equivalent to Disney adults

lindbom has been sentenced to 10 years in gay baby jail

leo playing 2nite :)

Sliver shamrock

>>151719059
sounds like heaven :)

Gary does his utmost.

>hockey fans dress up as boreball fans for Halloween
makes sense

What do PWHL players smell like?"

>>151719121
salty pucks and milk

>>151719037
halloween isn't for people over the age of 10, get real manbaby

scaaaarrrrrr burns

my avies!!! :)))
burns' first as an avalanche!

old man burns

my avies are blowing the knights away :)

Vegas wants the release of the epstein list so they can recruit from it

>>151719053
when Kadri gets traded he finna Jihad with his new team

>>151719171
fancy moves from necas there

>>151719171
put burns one point ahead of orr in all time points by defensemen

>>151718381 (OP)
Fuck fuck fuck FUUUUUUUUUCK!

>>151719186
Fav shark, he owns an animal sanctuary too

WTF MARNER DID SOMETHING?

uh oh, Denver

uhoh, again

my avies :((

>>151719181
jen

>>151719225
They got Marnered

>>151719209
Nvm Marner scored. I was rooting against Colorado and was about to call quits. Guess I'm still staying up.

>>151719052
thank you fren
i protect you and you protect me :)

>>151719171
btw mikko rantanen plays for the dallas stars not the carolina hurricanes or colorado avalanche

5.50 for popcorn is a deal

blasting my favourite song over my stereo
life is good

>>151719269
5.50 for what size?

i made a word presentation about skeletons during the peak of my atheism phase in high school and i think that ended any chance i had at getting a gf then

>>151719278
what's your favourite song, bro?

>>151718706
based aland :)

>>151719266
We're going to get through this :)

is it good or bad if someone responds to your post with 'jen'

i always thought italians were lazy but i just made a lasagna and that was a lot of work desu

>>151719299
JEN!!

>>151719299
good since it made them laugh

Look at this blatant gary rigging. It was clearly a power play goal but gary tries to make so it looks like a 5on5 goal.

>>151719301
Italians care a lot about whatever they're passionate about. I wish I could marry into an Italian family

finally I'm home from waging and can enjoy the halloween theme

>>151719343
You don't sound like you have a fiery enough attitude for an Italian woman

>>151719364
How about for an Italian man?

>>151719364
you're right :( what's the best type of woman for a 5'8 quiet loner white guy?

scaaaarrrrr makarrrrrr

my avies :)

Cale with the dagger.

MY AVIES! :))))
Makar :))))

>>151719379
I'm afraid I wouldn't know, I've never tried to please a man before

>>151719385
you either need a tiny filipina or a 6 ft black woman

>>151719385
a 6'0" quiet white loner guy :)

>>151719422
I'll look for one on 4plebs

Avs have the sharks tomorrow, Mackenzie Blackwood should be starting. Intriguing.

Why dont you guys have fun for a change

my avies win ! :))))

>>151719444
checked

>>151719444
have a cat

>>151719442
Is that guy in blackface?

Vegas sucks lol

>>151719471
they're insanely overrated

Welp, Colorado won. Can't believe I stayed up for that. Hopefully Detroit will put up a better show tonight. So anyways, Happy Halloween and Blessed Samhain. Good night.

>>151719288
right now its :https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2x4HiG2adPU
:)

>>151719471
Just like my /hoc/'s mothers

>>151719299
jen means the same thing as nej

>>151719442
I think I'll grab discount halloween candy later

>>151719536
!!!NEJ

>samhain

Based

>>151719561
doesn't begin until sunset, lad, patience
>no one said you couldn't pre-game, however

>>151718444
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>>151718686
Raped

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>>151719589
Unironically raped

>>151719589
Sunset an hour ago bud

itt a bunch of guys who have never experienced SA, joking about SA
cringe

>>151719629
What's your favourite song fren

>>151719649
Not where I live

>>151719668
we got at least one guy here who experienced a sexual assault

last year i went trick or treating in canada dressed as the stanley cup
no one knew what i was, except some old man

>>151719673
sun sets at the same time everywhere bozo

>>151719668
that sure is something awful

>>151719686
Ok

>>151719669
for halloween!
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGsYvEyVQRc

comfy standings, ya love to see it (turns to complete shit at 8th seed)

Tim Duncan was considered the king of the fundamentals in the NBA and won 5 NBA championships with the San Antonio Spurs, which NHL player is considered the best at the fundamentals?

How much trick or treaters y’all getting?

>>151719847
almost none

>>151719844
Marty McSorley

>>151719847
Sergei Fedorov

>>151719844
Probably like Martin Broduer

>>151719186
I remember when that kid was a forward

>>151719847
Barely anyone :(

>>151719844
AI told me it’s Bobby Orr

>>151719847
I got none last year, two groups of two the year previous. I didnt own a house three years ago

>>151719844
What's fundamentals?

/hoc/ in the 1980s
https://streamable.com/0z9fyh

>>151719895
The highest level of math you passed

>>151719895
It’s a bullshit word people use to describe play when they don’t want to explain anything complicated

>>151719895
For me, it means the absolute basics of the sport; no fancy shit or anything. If you can stand next to the net and be the best at a wrist shot and get that shit over the goaltenders shoulder instead of doing fancy shit like spinning around and stuff then that’s mastery of the fundamentals of putting that shit in the net

I'm watching my Bridgeport Islanders while I'm also watching my New York Islanders

>>151719935
Looks like a lazy attempt at a Klingon costume

>>151719906
This is fun

>>151719906
One guy talking about how the game is boring, another one angry about Europeans and the reporter asking a really confrontational question. Life was different back then.

>>151719918
HE JUST FUCKIN SHOT THE PUCK AT THE GOALIES CHEST AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>151719959
Lotta flames players

>>151719906
Euros are even bigger faggots now :(

>>151719959
>Goalies
>A Jeet

>>151719730
Holy atmosphere :)

>>151719959
They should be allowed to wear towels instead of helmets.

Get on it, Gary!

>>151720068
No, science solved that problem already

Just took a massive 8 inch long marner that floated in the toilet

>>151720012
He's good, he might make it. Amine Hajibi is still the best funny ethnic name in NCAA though

>>151720107
Is that, like, good luck or something?

>>151719959
>Caleb Malhotra
Is he Manny's kid?

>>151720107
nej

>>151720107
floating shits are for retards

Why aren't goalies wearing plastic neck guards anymore?

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>>151720140
Raped

>>151720154
i always wore a neck guard
i never understood other goalies who didn't why take the risk? i never found it distracting desu

>>151720195
Just Like My Islanders

>>151719613
>>151720195
good posts

>Strome ded
>Dubois ded again

It's over for my crappies desu.

Where are the Sikh hockey players?

WATCHOUT /hoc/ HE'S COME TO LEAD THE NHL IN POINTS!!!
AAAAAAHHHHHHH

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>>151719634
>>151719613

>>151719935
she is doing Mark Rycroft, former player and current color commentator known for his wacky suits and going bald

>>151720213
Yeah. Some goalie probably need to get shot in the Adam's apple for it to come back.

>>151719057
This

Why arent you geeks watching baseball

>>151720510
damn you're a fag no need to admit it though

>>151720510
I'm trying to stay awake anon. Barely hanging on with Gary's offering

>>151720510
it's not on yet

any girlboys that like hockey??

>>151720510
Gary decreed friday nights are for going out and having sex

>>151720510
college football is on

>>151720667
cupcakes

>>151720577
Hockey is popular with the femcel community and the bulldyke community

>>151720642
Also he said a hockey jersey is not a costume so don't try that shit

BUSINESS IDEA:
Lesbian Dating App named Hockey Slut

OMG YOU GUYS IT’S FINALLY HALLOWEEN SEASON!!! I’VE BEEN WAITING ALL YEAR FOR THIS!!! TIME TO PUT UP MY 47 PLASTIC SKELETONS, LIGHT EVERY CANDLE IN THE HOUSE, AND REWATCH THE NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS FOR THE 28TH TIME WHILE DRINKING MY SPOOKY PUMPKIN LATTE OUT OF MY GHOST MUG!!!

I DON’T CARE THAT IT’S STILL 18 DEGREES OUT, I’M WEARING MY BLACK HOODIE, MY BAT EARRINGS, AND MY JACK-O’-LANTERN SOCKS BECAUSE VIBES

ALSO YES, I DID BUY ANOTHER $80 ANIMATRONIC WITCH FROM HOME DEPOT. IT LAUGHS WHEN YOU WALK BY AND IT MAKES ME SOOO HAPPY

AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE HALLOWEEN CANDLES — IF MY APARTMENT DOESN’T SMELL LIKE PUMPKIN ROT AND CINNAMON DEATH, THEN WHAT’S EVEN THE POINT

IT’S NOT A “PHASE,” IT’S A LIFESTYLE

Just got done handing out candy :)

/ourguy/ better be on your Olympic squad laffs

>>151720809
full-sized Snickers bars?

>some kid in Ottawa just tore his quad or calf tendon
end of that kid's productive career

>>151720887
LMAO

Everyone must be watching the Jays game

In Sweden we light candles on the graves of the dead on "Halloween".

In North America people do this >>151720785

>>151721126
Not a real sport.

>>151720785
>>151721226
>fun police

toknight isn't looking good for the broship :\

>>151721226
America is a cultural wasteland, Svenman

that was very offside but alright

>>151721543
My craps biggest regression has been in coaches challenges. Think Carberry slept with some reffie's wife.

>>151721226
isn't sweden the country with the most gay men in the world?

also, next post that mentioned the world series is going to get axed

world series < /hoc/

its pouring rain nobody is trick or treating tonight

>>151721401
your ass is a cultural budland

>>151721672
But I thought all my fellow anons lived a mile from any neighbors on land they own, making 300k as wfh engineers.

>>151721126
i think is because they are out because its haloween lmao

>>151721678
nothing fucking gay about this post
>yep... this one checks out...

Hating Halloween isn’t a personality trait

JLMI

just finished waging bros

Is VGK the Thanos of NHL?

Ovi and the Capitals losing to Just Like My Islanders is scary

>>151722546
fucking sweet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VswKZ-wWWfU

go blue jays!

>go to the store to buy cantaloupe and cigarettes
>total: $19.93

>>151721616
>isn't sweden the country with the most gay men in the world?
No? Why would it be? Fucking retard.

>>151723078
he was thinking of Switzerland

Yeah I can’t do crowds anymore. Especially when everyone is in inflatable costumes and have their 8 dogs with them as they teach their wobbly one year old to walk for the first time right directly in mine and my family’s path. Oh special shoutout to all the childless millennial freaks who were cutting in front of little kids to trick or treat too I hate you fucks so much it’s unreal.

'eads

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Raped

My isles can’t make up their mind if they’re competing or tanking

>>151723140
>Oh special shoutout to all the childless millennial freaks who were cutting in front of little kids to trick or treat too
Please tell me that there's not people in their thirties going around in costumes to trick or treat in America?

>>151723276
It's only the Caps, I wouldn't put that much stock into this W

>>151723325
Oh yeah. There were even 3 seperate groups of fat childless swifties in eras tours costumes cutting in front of people with toddlers and shit for a fucking box of nerds. There were fat neckbeard jedis, and adults in unicorn costumes and all. No kids. With bags trick or treating. I’ve never been so disgusted by my own generation.

>>151723449
Jesus Christ. They should be able to go to a fucking store and buy as much candy they can eat without throwing up without affecting their economy one little bit.

That's one of the most pathetic things I've ever read.

>>151723449
sounds like some shit trb would do

>live in the middle of Buttfuck, Noplace
>get 0[zero] kids or ironic sad adult trick-r-treaters
>hand out no candy and spend no money on decorations
We have big, angry dogs, and we turn the lights off; almost makes me wish we had a gate for the driveway

>>151723359
Sorokin looked vintage though

'eads

not to slut shame but bedard's skirt in her halloween costume is kinda short

Let's go Wings

they don't think great pumpkin be better than charlie brown christmas but it do

Smells like fuckin' Marner in here!

>>151723722
agreed

>>151723832
agreed

Hello /Hoc/!

>>151723832
garfield halloween mogs

I keep forgetting there's a canadian halloween

>>151724009
It's earlier.

>>151723991
https://youtu.be/ljhh1CUTbUI

>>151723907
Hello :)

>>151723991
never seen it

>>151723577
I refuse to lower myself to the point of adult or trick or treating. I'm going to the store right now

>>151720068
back in the 90s the jeets were making a big deal and crying about that should be allowed to wear their towels and have beards while being a mountie

This is my favourite.

here's my costume

who the fuck gives candy to teenagers or adults. only give candy to the kids

>>151724171
I like the skeletons a lot. They're funny

>>151723832
based

>>151724223
Agreed

Told trick or treaters to fuck off and said that the parents should be ashamed of themselfs.
Feels good.

>>151724271
Didn’t know you celebrated Halloween in Finland

>>151724302
Oh but we don't yet there are still retards in here that try to copycat stuff from america. They disgust me.

>>151724348
you talk a lot of shit for a country with one airport

Wow Gibson is teary eyed

Damn they just played a tribute to Gibson and then they score against him lmao

you're in the wrong genny winston

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>>151724462
The plan worked

>Boise has a Dia des Mortes jersey
righteous, I don't kow if I wanna spend a hundred fifty bones on it, though

>>151724217
Who cleans the eggs off the side of your house?

>it's nearly midnight in the Maritimes

Happy Day of the Dead, lads

Day of this bussy

>camera guy in Boise is shooting couples in costume
>a pair dressed like cows
>a pair dressed like referees with sunglasses and white canes
>other pairs dressed in pajama-type costumes
>no one dressed like Carmen Miranda =\
4 of 5

put your poppy on

there's a boreswing player named kike

Kicking?

>>151724348
Next thing you know they’ll be wearing clothes in the sauna

I have found the takagi poster

>>151725902
the refs giveth bad powerplays and the refs taketh good goals

I DON'T WANT A LOT FOR CHRISTMAS
THERE IS JUST ONE THING I NEED
(AND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII) DON'T CARE ABOUT THE PRESENTS
UNDERNEATH THE CHRISTMAS TREE
I JUST WANT YOU FOR MY OWN
MORE THAN YOU COULD EVER KNOW
MAKE MY WISH COME TRUUUUUUUUUE
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS IS YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>151726354
FUCKING WEEEEEEEEB

gosh, I sure would like to engage in some SPORTS BETTING, but I just don't know how. it would be helpful if gary could play 10-15 ads during regular play (not during commercial break) and also digitally cover the ice and boards in ads, so that I know exactly which sports book I want to gamble with.

>>151726570
Gibson trying the push the goal off tactic

>>151726750
Incredibly weak to do it during a stoppage.

>>151726784
It's disheartening to see betting advertising not backing off AT ALL directly after the FBI announcement.
Not even a dent.

>>151726839
if it wasn't betting it would be prescription drugs or car insurance
the goyim must not enjoy their entertainment too much, they need to be reminded who they serve

Dumbest motherfucker on the ice. Where the fuck was Compher going?

Question: is John Gibson cooked?

>>151726954
he wouldn't have been a target of the yzerplan if he wasn't

>>151727021
>too many ducks on the pond

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Raped niggas

The Ducks are a fun team

nice empty net retards

>>151726802
I meant the "kicking" call on seiders goal, gibson pushed the net off for sure

Another exciting game for my Duckies

gg ducks

>>151727184
gg

>>151723140
I’m a grown adult and I trick or treat. I’ve had no complaints and everyone loved my costume.

i got a handie from a broad dressed like lorde at a halloween party tonight hope you bros had a good one too

sex 2 pts
blowy joey 2 pts
mormon soaking 1pt
handie 0pts

adin hills have been earth shaking, potential to be picked up on the richter scale
morning marner is going to be wicked

Here you go Vegas

game day
flameschads

just took a marner the length and width of my forearm holy fuck

>>151727162
lmao look at them go

maybe mcdavid should try starring in an edmonton oilers hockey game

wheres jen

are the devils, dare I say, stupid?

santa didn't bring me any candy

>>151727477
yep, that one's getting saved

santa doesn't visit sunbelt pissants

>>151728313
Jen

Nobody knows what's going to happen to anybody besides the forlorn rags of growing old.

eat spock candy

it's over

>>151728572
>Chytil
>day to day
Yeah right. His career is closer to being over than being day to day. He's had between 5 and 8 concussions now. Eric Lindros had 6.

I wish Gary had scheduled a game for me tonight to take my mind off of halloween alone.

>>151728634
can't believe it wasn't a benulty that did him in, too

>>151728572
The new soft pussys

>>151718510
I see your a Nevada resident. Should have gone with DoD work, you fool. Learn to code. Despite the memes about programming, there's ample work and that work will continue to be available. You emulate those around you. I used to work for the gambling industry (cheekily thinking it was recession proof) :^)

>>151728324
As a flames fan, I would have said "no"...until I saw how Markstrom turned out. Don't watch anyone else so no clue how his defense play in front, but I can only imagine he's just not playing up to his potential we saw in him

>>151723621
>ironic sad adult trick-r-treaters
what

>>151727629
ah yes, the '88 Olympic Winter Games site...that practically no one uses
> love me flames

>>151728806
>ah yes, the '88 Olympic Winter Games site...that practically no one uses
What sight

>>151719959
BAINS?

Went to this school camp thing a few years ago, had a great time and met a lot of cool people. Leaving and knowing I'd never see these people ever again fucked up my mental health so bad even now a few years later. Anyway this girl who was from the camp keeps texting me, and every time she does it fills me with dread, makes me sad/nostalgic for the school camp, and I think she has a major crush on me but I don't have a crush on her at all. Shes really nice but we are such different people. /hoc/bros what do I tell her, I don't wanna hurt her feelings.

>>151728942
Tell her your one true love is Gary, and there isn't enough room for two.

>>151728942
tell her that you're not interested in anything serious but wouldn't mind it if she glucked you whenever you watch hockey

Surely we'll beat the "Blue Jackets" right?

>>151728968
WRONG

>>151728968
Of course you will, the Blues have the starting Canadian Olympic goaltender in net.

Our canesies are playing tonight :)

>>151729018
eat cock finnish randy

>>151729008
Hofer is likely in goal tonight THOUGH.

>>151729028
Just ate pizza

>>151729032
damn, well I hope the blose can score 6+ goals then

>>151729037
what kind?

>>151729050
Tuna

>>151729060
you crazy

>>151729070
Just euro things

What do you think the absolute last /hoc/ post will be?

>>151729246
americans talking about gay shit

>>151729246
this one i'm posting RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW

>>151729246
>laffs

>>151729246
chicken hockey

>1 goal, 3 assists last night
this is the mighty ducks new superweapon that nobody talks about

>>151729265
Perhaps because nobody watched that game

>>151729265
zamn that was a sexy sequence

we dem boys

>>151729285
bois

>>151729246
krak

>>151729246
i cant see the puck

>Jim Matheson wondered, "At what point does Bouchard get a seat at the end of the bench?"
Bouchshart.

I FUCKING LOVE THE CALGARY FLAMES
I WOULD LITERALLY KILL MYSELF FOR THE CALGARY FLAMES
I WOULD LITERALLY CRAWL OVER POISON TIPPED SHARDS OF GLASS WITH NO CLOTHES FOR THE CALGARY FLAMES

>>151728942
>school age
>human connections
>romantic interest
This doesn't seem like my /hoc/
Is this stolen from one of those hockey romance novels?

>>151729394
How much are you getting in gov bucks that you can afford a vpn?

Gary with extra early puck drops today

>>151729540
im excited

>>151729566
me too im gonna watch my flames :) havent seen a game in like a week because a stupid job interview made me have a normie sleep schedule

>>151729587
Your Flames are Guttered. Doused. Extinguished.

>>151729246
/hoc/ is eternal
even in death I will shitpost

I'm not a misogynist or anything but do female NHL commentators kind of kill the vibe for anybody else. Idk, guess it's better than no commentary at all, but it just doesn't hit the same.

Why don’t hockey goalies copy the style of Jason Voorhees anymore?

>check on /hoc/ between innings last night
>it was just rapey talking to himself
most horrifying thing of all Halloween

> Epic night for Bouchard, who goes minus-3 with the primary giveaway on two Rangers goals.
He goes to a team-worst minus-9 on the season.
Bouchshart

> Oh maaaann Bouchard…

>Let me just slow up and let Miller cleanly get the puck to his forehand for the GWG in overtime??

>Bouchard’s -9 is tied for 7th lowest in the league. Tough look for a $10.5M defenceman.
Bouchshart

>leaves last place bruins or last place blues

kek bald coaches are not good

>>151729753
ya its almost like women and black people dont belong in hockey

>An earlier giveaway — called a "suicide pass" by the Rangers broadcast team — allowed Jonny Brodzinski to score
Bouchshart

>>151729813
Minus-9 ?
2 weeks into the season?
This guy is a shitter.

>>151729843
A plus slash minus statistic of minus nine?!

>>151729824
He should return to rehab

>>151729827
dingdingdingdingding

Alberta is much more than its vast oil reserves, and trust me, I am not naive to the fact that it’s been the lifeblood of the province since its discovery in 1947, and that opposition to anything other than the status quo will be an uphill battle. But that’s the very essence of the global energy transition – we have to change everything in order to save everything. And we have to see that there is so much more to our legacy than burning fossil fuels for energy. It’s the same for Alberta, as there is much more to its land and people than oil. It also enjoys pristine nature and the Rocky Mountains, of which there could be plenty of prime names waiting to be picked. I’ll leave all that to the great people of Alberta. Let’s just all agree that at least for the sake of a name, with all that’s at stake, the time has come for an Oil change.

>>151729942
>>151729827

that said, lesbos belong in hockey. especially if they're cute

I hope my coworkers bring leftover candy to work

Lots of hockey today

>>151729956
sounds gay but I'll bite
I've spent time in berta it's an incredible place with great people (minus the abbos)

>>151730062
hurray!

I've already failed nofap november

>Marner: 14 points in 11 games
>Matthews: 8 points in 11 games
Uh, Leaf bros? Care to explain?

>>151730088
Chief, just tell them you're indian. Laff saars like indians.

>>151730169
Was he in the game yesterday?

>>151730062
Thank you Holy Gary

>>151730062
Hobart plays today :)

another successful night of handing out candy and snacks to the kiddos and jello shots and airplane bottles to the adults :)

Haven't been able to watch much hockey lately :(
My Hinge date has kept me pretty busy :)

>>151730264
what was the coolest costume you saw?

Stars vs Kitties is tonight

> So while letting Bouchard have it, the guys were also insisting that head coach Kris Knoblauch is also at fault "for not dropping the hammer" on Bouchard, as host Ryan Rishaug put it.
Bouchshart
Plus the coach is a knob

>>151729824
I have faith in Monty. The main issue right now is shit goaltending. Hofer let in the first shot on goal in two games in a row, and then a whole lot more.

>>151730222
Merrimack also plays today :)

>>151730371
she's so cute

beer

>>151730490
>sips

>>151729246
1 9 9 3
9
9
3

>>151729246
something about marners before the feds shut 4chan down

Will Jarvis make the olympic team?

>>151730320
a kid dressed up as a millennial and was wearing a fallout boy t-shirt over a long sleeve shirt with holes torn in the end of the sleeve for his thumbs and ripped jeans

Logan Not Cooley

>>151730592
that's actually pretty funny. I always find it funny when little kids are wearing shirts for musicians their parents liked

>>151730490
>>151730575
>>151730601

>log into hoc
>entire thread is trb getting btfo
kek
kwab
n' bud1

i am going to bed now at 8 am and i expect that when i get up, no i demand that when i get up, that this /hoc/ thread is not absolute SHIT!!!!

FUCK YOU

this thread is about 20 posts away from ending

>>151730653
Puss och kram <3

>>151730687
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Ryan huska (Calgary flames coach) is using chat gpt for coaching decisions. For whatever reason the flames uploaded it onto YouTube.

>>151730806
no he didnt dumbass he used it for a brief calculation which is perfectly fine. your'st an idiot if you dont take advantage of ai when you can

>>151730806
Soilers should do that too. Save money.

/hoc/ is taking over /cfb/!

i dont get why people lie so much about the flames you can rip on them for struggling with goalscoring thats fine because everybody knows that but when you outright lie about whats going on you just come off like an idiot and its really annoying because there are so much lies that even if i respond to one lie there are 3 other people who will lie about something else and the truth becomes nothing more than fiction

>>151730999
They're jealous of Wolf. Simple as

>>151730882
Cope Reddit says so

>>151730806
>>151730882
Oh wow he needed ChaTGPT to analyze that the Calgary FUCKING Flames have some of the weakest skill and offensive ability in the league, and REGARDLESS of that, ANY team would benefit from screening goalies, and getting tips on pucks on goals, BECAUSE THOSE ARE THE HIGHEST DANGER SCORING CHANCES THAT WE ALREADY KNOW

Flims are about to be dissolved. They've been running a pedo ring so they're all going to jail. Pass it on.

>>151731147
literally just watch the damn video

Who is more successful, bulju or laine?

>>151731196
It makes sense chat gpt tells you what you want to hear. It’s why the flames can’t win or score they think they’re playing good

Flames are ai team now lol oilers would never

>>151546447
new

>>151731391
Faggot

I just lost all respect for the flames now

>>151731443
kwab + bud1

>>151731480
new