/40kg/ - Warhammer 40k General
Grudge Match Edition
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>Previous Thread:
>>96301259
>Thread Question:
In an army of /yourdudes/, are epic heroes reflavored as original characters or are they who they're supposed to be?
>TQ
I don't use named characters
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 4:10:43 PM
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Primaris are a mistake.
I run phoenix lords as "very special exarch" in fluff
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 4:16:45 PM
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>>96303642 (OP)
>TQ
Eldar; no. Phoenix Lords are wandering heroes who show up for battles. One showing up on the field isn't too far fetched.
All other Epic Hero models I have are head-swapped to be generic characters, and I'm going to use a proxy for Castellan Crowe using the new Crusade Ancient.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 4:19:25 PM
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>>96303678
I wonder if it's worth getting a P/O box for this.
>>96303678
Aren't we in August?
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 4:20:21 PM
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>>96303756
>>96303678
Isnt that a bit early for december?
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 4:20:34 PM
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>>96303732
>>96303673
>I run phoenix lords as "very special exarch" in fluff
desu phoenix lords are one of the few types of special character I think its fine to throw into a random battle without it being odd
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 4:20:34 PM
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>>96303697
This 40kg we get things done very slowly if at all, please understand
What can GW do to make the fa/tg/uys of /40kg/ come around to liking Lucius the Eternal?
>>96303714
Make him do crazier stuff that justifies giving him immortality rather than
>then he dueled this guy, and then this guy, and then this guy
He should be the Space Dandy of 40k
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 4:27:17 PM
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>>96303737
>>96303642 (OP)
>Another LSO event with a top player cheating by taking more models than he was allowed
>Will probably get off scot free since he's buddies with the FLG guys (they probably warned him someone caught him which is why he made an apology post so early)
>To run salt in the wounds the head FLG guy blames his opponents for not scrupulously checking his list and catching it during rounds
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 4:27:34 PM
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>>96303642 (OP)
>TQ
Reflavoured as custom. For example my “Adrax” is a custom kitbash of an emperor’s champion named T’oma “Scion of the Crucible”. Then for my Vulkan proxy is Erasmus Gar’Seha, still a chapter Forgefather but he isn’t looking for Vulkan’s relics. Instead he searches for old battlefields around the Ghoul Sters for the chapter to strip of anything useful.
>>96303703
The avatar of khaine is also an epic hero despite canonically every craftworld having one
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 4:30:28 PM
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>>96305764
>>96303714
The should be whimsical, crazy and funny. Instead he is the supreme jobber who is eternally coping and seething in impotent rage
>>96303714
>>96303724
Yeah there was no campaign or anything to feature the EC after their debut as a new army. TS got War Zone Fenris, DG got Dark Imperium, WE got Arks of Omen. Around the same time EC are launched the narrative spotlight drops on Armageddon, like what's up with that?
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 4:33:01 PM
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>>96303697
>>96303702
/WiP/ does theirs around this time as well. Its to allow people time to paint personalized gifts. It also prevents tourists from all trying to sign up at christmas time.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 4:33:06 PM
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>>96303750
Slaanesh isn't marketable to little timmy
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 4:33:16 PM
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>>96303642 (OP)
epic heroes are cringe
>>96303732
Solitaires are Epic as well despite there being multiple of them.
Honestly can't think of many other factions who have Epics like that, except the Swarmlord I guess.
>>96303764
The Emperor's Champion is an epic hero. Well, until the new codex where they're only limited to 1 per many but not epic heroes, so you can put improvements on them.
I think this is good for solitaires, and other pseudo epic heroes. Lets them to be a bit customised to show that they are exceedingly rare, but not unique in the galaxy.
>>96303653
Same.
The Emperor's Champ is the only "epic" hero in my army. Everyone keeps saying how Helbretch is OP with Sword Brethren but fuck that. My army's led by mydude.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 4:44:28 PM
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>>96303803
Emperor's Champ is ok because he is basically a non-named character anyway
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 4:45:15 PM
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>>96303642 (OP)
>TQ
No. But since I'm the only person on the planet dumb enough to field Aleya in every list, it is fine.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 4:45:17 PM
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>>96303867
>>96303803
Emp's Champion is still technically a 'only one exists at a time' since they have to take up the Black Blade, right?
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 4:47:09 PM
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>>96303843
>>96303764
>>96303732
I mean that makes sense. Like, if an entire planet can field 1 of them you shouldn't have multiple in an army. Doesn't really make sense to have more than SOLITAIRE right? Like, it's in the name.
What are you working on /40kg/? I finished the base on my fiend, gonna be doing the top plate next.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 4:49:20 PM
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>>96303863
>>96303832
Oh I'm not saying it doesn't make sense, just that there aren't a lot of cases where an Epic Hero is something with multiple instances active at once.
Hell in Valedor you actually DO have both Biel Tan and Iyanden's Avatars active in the same battle.
So, reposting from previous thread, I wanna get into nids. Any suggestions on easy paint schemes? I also am looking for advice on how to do a fairly balanced melee forced backed up by T-fexes.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 4:52:56 PM
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>>96303845
What kind of melee units are you interested in running?
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 4:54:21 PM
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>>96304453
>>96303843
Patriarch is also an Epic Hero. I mean it's really more than a gameplay rule than a flavor thing. GSC are designed to only field one Patriarch, so instead of writing "you can only field one of these" on every datasheet like that you just give them the rule. It also means you can make them stronger because you don't hvae to worry about any interactions with enhancements.
>>96303824
There's a dozen of Black Blades. That's why the old Emp Champ, and the two new ones have three different things written on the blade
>Imperator Rex
>Imperator Lux
>Imperator Lex
I think each BT crusade has their Black Sword in case a Champion awakened.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 4:55:40 PM
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>>96303845
120 hormagaunts
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 4:56:06 PM
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>>96303944
>>96303841
I'm seeing if solid gold snazzguns work for flash gits
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 4:56:22 PM
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>>96303989
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 4:56:46 PM
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>>96303867
Well damn, neat.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 5:06:13 PM
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They should make Courage the Cowardly Dog but it's Warhammer
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 5:07:10 PM
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>>96304294
>>96303871
What gold is that? Looks real snazzy
>>96303678
Wow this is very cool anon, can't wait to finally participate in a community event.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 5:09:14 PM
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 5:09:25 PM
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>>96303999
>>96303841
>What are you working on /40kg/?
I made fried rice for breakfast.
I'm gonna go assemble a mini.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 5:15:53 PM
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>>96304113
>>96303872
Give us a sample?
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 5:17:47 PM
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>>96303959
You're telling me an autist fried this rice?
>>96303642 (OP)
>TQ
I feel like I have a dinosaur opinion but here goes.
SOME special characters/epic heroes are alright if they aren't unique, like the Swarmlord got an excuse for showing up in a number of places. Or the avatar, even though the craftworld should REALLY not want to bring it out often, there's at least a present for it showing up for every craftworld. Pic related is mine themed for my Ghost house.
You make your own version of a character, great! Use the profile, no problem, I use to use old metal Celestine as my /Yourdudes/ saint back in the Witch hunter days.
I feel that the established special characters makes the setting smaller imho. Both in terms of size and renown. Every battlefield should not warrant the attention of a Primarch, or the Silent King.
I still recall a game I played AGES ago in 5th where Kharn, the only special character on a whole apocalypse board, showed up in his landraider, and got sniped by a squad of Nob bikers with a Klaw, all that reputation, get ganked by a random chucklefuck orc with a power tool. While hilarious, it kind of makes the legends of the setting, like Kharn, seem a bit lackluster.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 5:29:09 PM
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>>96304074
>>96303841
Assembling this guy. I'm sticking with him for my collage entry, fuck it.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 5:31:40 PM
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>>96304284
>>96304058
>guy with extremely clean paintjobs also has extremely clean workspace and tools
kino
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 5:34:34 PM
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>>96303642 (OP)
/Mydudes/ are just Trazyn's former concubines so he's still Trazyn
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 5:38:18 PM
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 5:39:07 PM
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>>96303989
I lost interest, got a migraine coming on. Have yesterdays:
>>96298660
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 5:48:26 PM
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>>96304019
I don't mind having certain named Inquisitors in my army simply because they are supposed to travel around to many different hotspots and deal with threats. That being said I agree with nearly all your points.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 5:51:14 PM
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>>96303841
Sick glitterbomb effect from the dead Tson.
Today I’m driving the wife around in order to finish picking up some stuff for the ceremony on Sunday, might get to paint some this afternoon but we’ll see. Gotta visit the wedding coordinator first.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 5:52:29 PM
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>>96303642 (OP)
>TQ
Said it a thread or so ago, but I miss when marines in like 4th edition had the chance to customize rules and wargear for their chapter and chapter master. In essence creating a hero with purchased rules and still being uniquely /yourdudes/ and not an epic character. I am heavily considering starting a new small army to make my dudes, but am not interested in reflavoring an already known epic hero.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 5:56:50 PM
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>>96304019
100% agree. That said, picrel.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 6:12:59 PM
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I turned myself into a Tzeentch sorcerer, Morty!
I'm *burp* MoP Tzeeentch!
My first painted miniature
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 6:15:58 PM
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>>96304271
Not your but if it was I'd say it was pretty good for a first model. Could have cleaned up more moldlines maybe.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 6:16:35 PM
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>>96307550
>>96304074
I never thought of it that way but wtf, you're right. I actually hate having any sort of mess around me. Maybe that's the reason I like painting the way I do.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 6:19:09 PM
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>>96303944
Pro acryl rich gold
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 6:21:06 PM
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>>96303841
I'm making my own mega tactical rock for the first time, I want this Chaos Lord to literally stand out since he's in regular power armor, and his pose suits it. PVA glue wasn't adhering well so I used superglue, and I have Vallejo diorama fx paste to blend the OEM plastic and cork, and to give the entire thing a rougher texture so that there's no big flat spots. It looks mushy but when it fully dries it contracts and becomes more grainy.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 6:26:36 PM
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>>96304339
DIE YOU VILE SONS OF MAGNUS. FOR THE EMPEROR! STEEL UNYIELDING, FURY UNSTOPPABLE! CRUSH THE HERETIC, SMASH THE XENOS! IN DEATH, WE RISE—IN WAR, WE DOMINATE! DEATH TO THE ENEMY, GLORY TO THE IMPERIUM!
>>96303737
On their flg community page
>Sorry, retards, you should've done a better job checking all my friend's models with a magnifying glass eating up time in your rounds before you started playing
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 6:28:22 PM
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>>96304330
This what happens when you let dirty kikes into the hobby
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 6:29:50 PM
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>>96304353
>>96304326
>SMASH THE XENOS
At once, sir.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 6:32:38 PM
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>>96303714
I like him and his gang. Lucius is dickhead and Clarion is cute and funny
>>96304339
That's a very tall guardsman.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 6:38:45 PM
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>>96304353
The Eldar is clearly down on her knees.
>>96304330
>>96303737
Genuinely insane how corrupt most American 40k tournaments are. Is the euroshit scene as bad as ours? Every 6 months we have a judge banning someone who beat their buddy out or pardoning blatant cheating.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 6:41:32 PM
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>>96304379
What do you expect from amerimutt barbarians
My hot take of today: WYSIWYG is essential and anyone claiming otherwise is waacfag flith. If you don't do it you don't deserve to play.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 6:42:18 PM
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>>96304381
Real and true. No lies detected
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 6:43:46 PM
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>>96304433
>>96303653
Very based. If you must use them, make your own character who can use the same rules.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 6:44:06 PM
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>>96304436
>>96304381
This is a cold take. A wrong one, but very cold.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 6:44:13 PM
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I think there should be a series of art for each army depicting them just chilling. Doing things other than war. Guardsmen around a fire enjoying a battle well survived, Blood Angels taking time to do art, Chaos Marines enjoying the fruits of their plunder, Tau castemembers enjoying a game of Tauxas Hold 'Em, etc.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 6:44:20 PM
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>>96304019
IMO named characters should only be allowed in apocalypse games 3k+ points.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 6:46:12 PM
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>>96304330
Imagine in a sports tournament
>well yeah, you gotta drug test your opponents bro, we're only human after all
>>96303673
How do you justify two of them in a single unit?
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 6:46:23 PM
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>>96304330
Its genuinely impossible to "OOPSIE EXTRA HELBRUTE". This isn't like 5 points over because you missed a dataslate or had 7 guys instead of 6 in older editions.
>>96304381
Where do you draw the line? I got this warboss secondhand and it didn't come with the attack squig, are you gonna get upset if I roll those attacks?
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 6:48:48 PM
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>>96304457
>>96304419
get a squig it's not that hard
>>96304396
>If you must use them
Nothing forces you to use fag donutsteel characters other than AIDS or monkeypox
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 6:50:04 PM
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>>96304454
>>96304400
>wrong
There's only two kinds of people that don't play WYSIWYG. Waacfags and metafags that need to change each loadout every week to use the most busted weapon of the moment and lazyfags that care nothing about their armies or the narrative because "no one can tell the difference between the weapons lamo". Both are unwelcome.
>>96304419
Yes. Grab a lil squig from ebay and stick it in the base. Or in a world where GW isn't fucking retarded, the squig would be a paid upgrade you can just not take.
>where do you draw the line
Weapons and armour. I don't care about upgrades like searchlights, auspexes, bionics, purity seals, terminator honours or any other such upgrades the old books were full of. But I need to know that the weapons and armour of your models are accurate. The only exception I make to this is hunter killer missiles because they are one shot weapons you only ever took when there were spare points. I just glued one to every tank and then used it or not depending on what was on the list.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 6:51:15 PM
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>>96304419
Make your own with green stuff
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 6:51:47 PM
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>>96304484
>>96304433
NTA but 10th seems to be designed in such a way that not using them is a massive handicap. Some factions simply don't work without their special characters.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 6:51:48 PM
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>>96304353
Alternatively: Eldar child. Those two are of the same age.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 6:52:15 PM
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>>96303863
He was on the index, but I believe he has been adjusted, he now has the rule Supreme Commander instead, which restricts him to only 1 but doesn't prevent you from giving him enhancements. Unless I'm misreading wahapedia
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 6:52:29 PM
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>>96304469
>>96304436
Man, you're like...really mad about this huh? Are you okay anon? Is it wrong that I want to give my dudes all the coolest weapons, and then the rules don't let me do that?
>>96304432
Out of the box, the battlewagon doesn't have enough hardpoints to mount all 4 big shootas, grabbin klaw, and wreckin ball (which isn't even in the box). Are you gonna get upset if I roll that attack?
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 6:53:26 PM
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>>96304488
>>96304381
This would be indisputably true in a world you could customize loadouts and not have your previously legal minis be completely unusable because they have a loadout that's no longer legal in current edition.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 6:54:30 PM
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>>96304496
>>96304454
>Are you okay anon?
No, there's people genuinely saying that WYSIWYG is bad and gatekeeping or some nonsense.
> Is it wrong that I want to give my dudes all the coolest weapons, and then the rules don't let me do that?
Yes. You're playing a game. The game has rules. I have no reason to have to remember which of your plasmaguns are actually chainswords.
>>96304457
I'm gonna get upset if you're an ork player and don't find a way to glue those guns.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 6:55:44 PM
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>>96304491
>>96304457
you don't deserve to play orks if you can't figure out how to attach a bunch of shit to a box
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 6:55:51 PM
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>>96304488
Sigmar player here, looking to start 40k because my local has a lot of people who play both, but more who only play 40k. I'm thinking of starting either a space marine army of some flavor, the space dwarves, or those cult dudes. Which is the least gay?
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 6:56:13 PM
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>>96304497
>>96304445
Nobody is forcing you to play dogshit like 10e other than mental retardation or corporate slavery perhaps
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 6:56:48 PM
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>>96304433
I'm referring to armies like GSC during the index days, when the Patriarch was considered an epic hero just to ensure there would be only one, when in reality every cult has one.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 6:56:50 PM
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>>96304507
>>96304461
I don't care. Your models should represent the guns you're using in the list.
>>96304481
You come from AoS. The gay place where all of 10th's issues originate from. Doesn't matter.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 6:56:53 PM
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>>96304510
>>96304381
Ok so I cant have a shooting phase because my sword brethren arent holding a pistol?
>>96304419
The squigs are the friends we make along the way.
I find wysiwyg guys are only marine players since outside of marine weapons, nobody know what the fuck the loadouts are. Only tyranid players know what the fuck they put of their carnifexes.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 6:57:04 PM
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>>96304787
>>96304477
>>96304480
>Yes anon, you need to make your model look like total shit to be able to use the items it's supposed to have.
40k players man. FFS.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 6:57:47 PM
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>>96304510
>>96304469
youre playing a game to have fun, and that should not be sacrificed because you have goldfish memory
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 6:57:51 PM
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>>96305708
>>96304484
I'd like to be able to find players, though.
Not asking for culture war ragebait shit, but curious do you guys think we will get female Space Marines in the future? Don't mean retcon that says "we always had em according to new lore", but maybe gensed modification, discovery of some lost tech that allows them to bypass restrictions or whatever.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 6:58:50 PM
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>>96304498
I don't really care about Space Marines one way or the other.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 6:59:26 PM
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>>96304510
>>96304488
>Your models should represent the guns you're using in the list
If you want to stand by that you should pay for my model replacements, then.
>>96304490
>Ok so I cant have a shooting phase because my sword brethren arent holding a pistol?
If they are just carrying the satandard pistol in the holester? Sure. If some of them have upgrades like plasma pistols, they need to have them.
> nobody know what the fuck the loadouts are.
Fucking retard.
>>96304496
I have more fun when your guns are accurate to the models.
>>96304507
>There's only two kinds of people that don't play WYSIWYG. Waacfags and metafags that need to change each loadout every week to use the most busted weapon of the moment and lazyfags that care nothing about their armies or the narrative because "no one can tell the difference between the weapons lamo". Both are unwelcome.
Which one are you?
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 7:00:23 PM
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>>96304498
Like that? No. We'll just start getting new female marine models and it'll never be mentioned how they're made or why they can be now, and they'll still be called "brothers" by the other marines. Also the models will still be obviously masculine, just with feminine-ish faces.
>>96303750
There was a reason slaneesh was gonna get killed off by eldar.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 7:00:37 PM
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>>96304498
Seeing how they silently backed down after tipping their toes with femstodes, I dont think we'll see female marines.
Maybe if sisters of battle sell zero minis they might pull the trigger on female marines, but that's not happening anytime soon.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 7:00:59 PM
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>>96304498
>gensed modification
I’d rather they just go the Custodes route, the Imperium should not be innovating faster than any other faction.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 7:01:18 PM
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>>96304802
>>96304498
Possibly. The two missing dudes are atill total mysteries? Could be used as a justification for females by saying they were actually girls. Would open a can of worm withtrying to justify why the women were purged first lol.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 7:01:24 PM
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>>96304535
>>96304510
Dude, are you okay?
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 7:01:51 PM
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>>96304498
I doubt it. But then again we already got primaris to shit all over space marine lore and designs so at this point what would it matter?
>>96304498
Imo just give pseudo-marines to sisters of battle - normal sisters with better marine style power armor and some genetic modifications to make them better.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 7:02:10 PM
No.96304530
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>>96304535
>>96304477
Only one deffkopta in the kit is modeled with a slugga, but the datasheet says they each have one. Are you gonna get upset if I roll those attacks?
I scratchbuilt my trukk with a grabbin klaw instead of a wreckin ball. Apparently a klaw used to be legal wargear, but in 10th it's only the ball. Are you gonna get upset if I roll the attack?
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 7:02:58 PM
No.96304533
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>>96304544
>>96304510
>I have more fun when you sacrifice your enjoyment of the hobby to cater to my every petty demand
You are mentally ill.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 7:03:02 PM
No.96304535
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>>96304627
>>96304523
There's "people" actively against WYSIWYG in this thread of course I'm not.
>>96304530
>There's only two kinds of people that don't play WYSIWYG. Waacfags and metafags that need to change each loadout every week to use the most busted weapon of the moment and lazyfags that care nothing about their armies or the narrative because "no one can tell the difference between the weapons lamo". Both are unwelcome.
Which one are you?
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 7:03:04 PM
No.96304536
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>>96304529
Make them bigger and stronger*
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 7:03:56 PM
No.96304543
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Guys. Stop feeding the fucking troll.
>>96304533
>having your models carry the guns they are supposed to be using
>petty demand
Subhuman.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 7:04:42 PM
No.96304547
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>>96306956
>>96303750
>>96304513
End of the Edition narrative event is probably going to be the War in the Webway with EC featured heavily.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 7:05:20 PM
No.96304555
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>>96304529
SoB Ogryns. In corsets and high heels.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 7:05:33 PM
No.96304556
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>>96304544
>Subhuman
Project more anon, I’m gonna keep using whatever I want.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 7:06:45 PM
No.96304567
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>>96304576
Dark Eldar refresh is coming. I can feel it.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 7:07:37 PM
No.96304572
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>>96303841
I’m painting way too much but at least it’s keeping me busy!
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 7:08:10 PM
No.96304576
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>>96304567
>Dark Eldar
>posts a Craftworlder
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 7:08:41 PM
No.96304581
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>>96304544
You have no models
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 7:10:02 PM
No.96304596
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>>96304510
No, I dont like to clutter my sword bethren with holsters if I can. I just have skulls, scrolls and other decors on them.
You tell me, at a glance, you can tell a Carnifex's loadout?
>no! I forbid you from using a Devourers with brainleech worms on that Carnifex! Your mini has a Deathspitters with writhing maggots!
Here's how sane people play 40k
>this squad has heavy bolt pistols and power swords. The sargeant, this guy with the golden helmet here, has a plasma pistol.
>I want to try out assault cannons on my terminator, so this termi with the heavy flamer has an assault cannon
>remind me what your vanguard marines are loaded out with?
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 7:10:17 PM
No.96304597
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>>96304498
I don't think it will ever happen. I think GW has worked hard to increase relevant representation of female characters in the setting through Sisters of Battle, Inquisitors, and various Knights, Guard, and AdMech characters. Adding female Custodes even further reduces the pressure on the. To add female Space Marines to the setting. I think the only problem they are ever going to find insurmountable is the Primarchs family feud being a buys only club and then slowly bringing that forward into 40k making it more and more difficult to let any other kind of plot or characters breathe. But they can't exactly add a female Primarch anyway so there's nothing they can really do about it at this point.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 7:10:18 PM
No.96304598
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>>96304652
>>96304381
Awful take, how do you kitbash anything if you demand the model still have the same gun? Do you not enjoy using cool bits? Do you love paypigging for more models every time the rules change to make a legal loadout no longer legal? Some models have weapon profiles for weapons that aren't modeled on the OFFICIAL MODEL.
>>96304498
Seems doubtful. Female space marines would practically look like male space marines after receiving the geneseed anyway (testosterone is a hell of a drug) so I don't see how it would matter. Smartest thing they could do is simply retcon the "it only works on men" away, and then emphasize the way the process dehumanizes and twists humans into monstrosities of muscle. There's a way to write that that makes it clear that space marines barely look like they did before the procedure.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 7:11:52 PM
No.96304622
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>>96303642 (OP)
The only character on my army that fits the epic & "a unique individual" in my army is Eldrad. And no, I use him as is. I like Ulthwe and like his fluff as a Sisyphean figure in 40k.
Outside of the bonus cp, he's currently worse in every aspect to a regular farseer, so he's not even op.
>>96304535
Sometimes I run this guy as a battlewagon. I only put 2 big shootas on it, but the datasheet can equip 4. Are you gonna get upset if I roll those attacks?
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 7:12:36 PM
No.96304630
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WYSIWYG should not be an absolute rule, and therefore will always be imperfect and vulnerable to malicious intent if it isn't offered some scrutiny, but that is the cost of having the final say in how /yourdudes/ are modeled. What matters the most is the spirit in which it is presented. If you have a squad of Eldar Guardians but want to play them like Dark Reapers, at the very least put down a post-it note with the models saying these are Dark Reapers as a reminder to us both. The only way to deliberately try and use WYSIWYG to gain advantage is to deceive the other players.
>>96304498
No imo, part of Space Marines' flavor is that they are organized like an archaic martial order, and them being a treehouse with a no girls allowed sign out front is fine for the comically hyper-masculine identity they have. Introducing female Astartes wouldn't mean much more than having odd looking heads on some of them, and if you really want to you can already do that. If what you really want is boob and ass plate, Sisters of Battle already have you covered if you only use OEM and the wide wonderful degenerate world of 3d printing has you even more covered if not.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 7:14:14 PM
No.96304642
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>>96304839
>>96304529
This is an awful idea. One of the main draws of sisters is the fact that they are human. T3, fragile but with power armor so good saves. If I wanted marines I would play marines.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 7:14:18 PM
No.96304644
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>>96304498
I hope they keep to one lore thing they've had forever. But it's GW, they don't give a fuck anymore. The one thing they won't do if there's female space marines is misters of battle. The people who don't play or buy models will demand there can be female only things, but not male only things.
>>96304598
You don't make any sense.
>how do you kitbash anything if you demand the model still have the same gun
>Some models have weapon profiles for weapons that aren't modeled on the OFFICIAL MODEL.
These are contradictory. WYSIWYG cares not about the official model. You are allowed and encouraged to kitbash. You just need to give the models the weapons it can use as per the rules. This model is heavily kitbashed and perfectly legal as it carries all the weapons the rules let a dominus carry.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 7:15:13 PM
No.96304653
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>>96304498
I wouldn't really care.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 7:16:07 PM
No.96304660
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>>96304627
Yes unless you model them.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 7:16:08 PM
No.96304661
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>>96304627
No, but it seems like a wasted opportunity not to add a pair of big-shooty toting orks standing on it just about wherever they may fit.
GW are a models first company, if you're trying out rules without buying the appropriate miniatures then it's not for you and the gate should be closed in your face by any reasonable consumer.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 7:18:45 PM
No.96304684
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 7:19:00 PM
No.96304685
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>>96304755
>>96304652
Anon, the only human being that care about your dominus' loadout is yourself. Those servo skulls can be a real loadout or not for all I care.
You can be strict with your own army, I know I am, but dont expect everyone should paint and model their minis to reach your arbitrary standards.
Because if we're playing that game, I would arbitrarily call you out and refuse to play against your non GW miniature in this GW ruleset.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 7:19:54 PM
No.96304692
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>>96304381
Even at a hobbyist level, what lazy fucker can't make their models look the part? Might as well play with bittle caps if you aren't gonna put effort into your minis. I blame these kind of mouthbreathers for the current lack of wargear rules, GW is catering to retards who can't model properly.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 7:22:11 PM
No.96304722
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>>96304419
As an ork-enjoyer, you bring shame upon our house, hoobylet
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 7:23:34 PM
No.96304732
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So, ignoring all the bait, what's everyone working on today? I'm building some of the new votann stuff that I 100% am not supposed to have yet. These mole launcher things have a pretty solid sprue.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 7:24:20 PM
No.96304741
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>>96304784
>>96304379
Anon, I don;t want to be rude, but wasn't it always part of your culture? I mean, you don't participate in normal competitive sport, you invent dramma shows like wrestling, UFC, Baseball, Nascar and pretend it's an actual sport.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 7:25:38 PM
No.96304755
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>>96304821
>>96304685
>dont expect everyone should paint and model their minis to reach your arbitrary standards
My standards aren't arbitrary. I just want the models to be painted and for them to carry the weapons they are supposed to be using in the rules. It's very simple.
> your non GW miniature in this GW ruleset
It's a GW model though.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 7:28:39 PM
No.96304784
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>>96304806
>>96304741
>wrestling
Its a real sport in every culture. Its even one of the oldest sport alongside...
>UFC
By "UFC" you mean MMA, which is basically any martial arts ever, which is pankatrion, one of the oldest sport there is. Btw the japanese pioneered mma before Dana White made it famous in the US.
>Baseball
I would like to see you try to throw a ball or catch one while sprinting.
>Nascar
As much a sport as F1, you need insane reflexes and neck muscles to handle the G force from the car
I'm not even American, but you're being silly right now. Shows how little you understand sports, or any physical activity, if you think these 4 things arent "sport".
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 7:29:06 PM
No.96304787
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>>96304491
It's an Ork model. That trukk was built by Orks. It's supposed to look like shit. Looking like shit is part of the charm of the faction. If it doesn't look like shit, it's not propa Orky.
Hey (You)! Post your favorite 1K (or 1.250-1500 if yourLGS runs that way) army list that you've used!
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 7:30:34 PM
No.96304802
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>>96304522
>Would open a can of worm withtrying to justify why the women were purged first lol.
Like how they tried to explain the Primarchs being scattered into the Warp with "bitch took the kids"
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 7:30:47 PM
No.96304806
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>>96304857
>>96304784
>Its a real sport
>By "UFC" you mean MMA, which is basically
>As much a sport as F1
See? That's denial.
Hulk Hogan is not an athlete, he is celebrity. Same applies to the rest
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 7:31:09 PM
No.96304809
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>TQ
Epic Heroes for /my dudes/ are always gonna a kitbashed original character. I'm eyeing Arjac as my next character project.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 7:31:38 PM
No.96304814
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>>96305291
>>96304792
This was 1k points in 9th. Though I've since stripped them and gone with another scheme and heraldry.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 7:32:19 PM
No.96304821
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>>96304844
>>96304755
>It's a GW model though.
Is it a mechanicus tech-priest dominus model? Because if its not a true Dominus model with the appropriate height, and size, and shape its not wysiwyg and I refuse to play against such sloppy army.
Its all so dumb.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 7:32:25 PM
No.96304823
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>>96304792
Avatar of Khaine
Wraithknight
Wraithlord
Guardian Defenders
(I was playing 1k against Knights in 9th)
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 7:32:28 PM
No.96304824
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>>96304381
WYSIWYG is dead and I say good riddance. Behold my characters with an s10 “thunder hammer” and “flamer”, champion with “master crafted power weapon”, and “Vulkan He’stan”. Only Vulkan’s proxy has a correct loadout.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 7:34:27 PM
No.96304837
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>>96304792
'Crons
Awakened Dynasty
20x Gauss Falyer Warriors with Plasmabro
10x Tesla Immortals with Plasmabro
3x Skorphecs with Skorlord
1x Doomsday ark
10x Deathmarks
3x Scarabs
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 7:34:51 PM
No.96304839
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>>96304889
>>96304529
>>96304642
Just give them human-scale Terminator-style armor with a huge breastplate so you know it's a Sisters model.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 7:35:15 PM
No.96304844
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>>96304879
>>96304821
Anon exaggerating isn't gonna make your point any more valid. You know WYSIWYG is about guns being accurate.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 7:36:46 PM
No.96304851
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>>96304862
>decide to start a warhammer army, order a slew of boxes
>seller cancels one item due to not actually having it
>package arrives today
>missing another item
i guess im just not starting warhammer then, jfc
>>96304806
Oh ok so you have no idea what the fuck you're talking about.
Wrestling is a real martial arts practiced all over the world and we even have multiple olympic games with wrestling from Judo to freestyle and greco roman wrestling (which was made by the French in the 19th century btw).
UFC is not a sport, its an mma organisation, like ONEFC, PFL, ARES, Cage Warriors, etc.
Hulk Hogan did wrestling when he was in high school because americans wrestle in HS, like most pro wrestler celebrities. But he does scripted wrestling because it pays more.
Wrestling itself is a sport. Mma is a sport. Baseball is a sport. Driving a super fast cast without blanking out and crashing is a sport.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 7:38:17 PM
No.96304862
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>>96304851
What did you not get something critical like your paints or brushes or something? Rough luck anon
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 7:39:27 PM
No.96304876
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>>96304792
I used to run a list with a chaplain dread, a librarian dread and as many normal dreads as I could. It was fun but I didn't win any games with it. Not in 10th obviously.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 7:40:02 PM
No.96304879
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>>96304888
>>96304844
WYSIWYG is about models being accurate. You being autistic about loadout is as much a stupid exagerration as me exagerating about model validity.
You have no ground to stand on being anal about guns loadout if you proxy your whole model.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 7:41:09 PM
No.96304886
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 7:41:16 PM
No.96304888
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>>96304919
>>96304879
But it's not the whole model. It has the exact loadout the dominus rules allow.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 7:41:20 PM
No.96304889
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>>96305002
>>96304839
no thats stupid and impractical rules wise. They already have 3+, 6++ on battleline. With an Imagifier they have 2+, 4++. You cant make them 2W, they are just normal humans. And aesthetics wise they don't need choncc. They have Paragons for something with more bulk that makes more sense lore wise, same with Mortifiers/Penitent Engines.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 7:42:25 PM
No.96304897
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>>96304857
Bro, you are crashing out over day 1 /int/ bait. Just ignore him.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 7:42:52 PM
No.96304901
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>>96304906
>>96304792
Chaos Knights
Two knight abominants, one knight rampager (fights first enhancement), seven karnivores.
No minmaxing, just rolling on the buff table and walking them up the board.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 7:43:14 PM
No.96304902
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>>96304792
Commissar
3x scion command
3x scions
3x taurox primes
2x aquilons
I run it in the mech guard detachment and call it "please unfuck bridgehead"
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 7:43:53 PM
No.96304906
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>>96304792
>>96304901
>1K
Oh fuck nevermind I'm retarded.
Necrons, one overlord, grey tide. Several units of 10 warriors.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 7:44:38 PM
No.96304910
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>>96304381
WYSIWYG only works if your army and other's are able to access wargear options to put onto their model. Because sprues are mostly single-character monopose slop with barely any customization, you're not allowed to give your captain bits not considered for their sprue. Do you think I like having elite infantry units without any access to Thunder Hammers or a full squad's amount of power fists?
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 7:45:14 PM
No.96304919
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>>96304930
>>96304888
Its still a lot less WYSIWYG than some space marine captain model holding a plasma pistol acting as a space marine captain holding an inferno pistol.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 7:45:48 PM
No.96304924
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>>96304928
>>96304857
>Wrestling itself is a sport.
It's theatric perfomance.
>Mma is a sport.
Non-lethal gladiators fights.
>Driving a super fast cast without blanking out and crashing is a sport.
Since when? A monkey can be trained to it.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 7:46:43 PM
No.96304928
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 7:47:04 PM
No.96304930
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>>96304919
No because that's a different loadout.
I will kitbash my models to look cool and I defy you to tell me guns have the wrong muzzle or pistol grip or something.
What I See Is What You Get
>>96304946
What you see is me not playing games with you
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 7:50:39 PM
No.96304956
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>>96304416
You can’t have two Phoenix lords in the same unit. They either join their respective Aspect Warrior unit or fly solo as a singular unit model. Did you mean “how do you justify multiple Phoenix lords in an army?”
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 7:52:39 PM
No.96304966
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>>96304416
BIG BOOTY BANSHEE BITCHES
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 7:52:41 PM
No.96304968
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>>96304990
>>96304946
Anon we both know you won't remember which of your plasmaguns is a flamer and which is actually a meltagun and neither will I. Give your dudes the correct guns or we aren't playing.
>try doing alternate scheme
>its shit
Well shucks. I dont want to do box art, but all my ideas suck.
dice+2d6
8/12/2025, 7:53:46 PM
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 7:54:10 PM
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>>96304955
Lmao that would be a blessing desu. Nta
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 7:54:13 PM
No.96304983
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>>96304971
What are you painting?
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 7:54:25 PM
No.96304985
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>>96304955
You don't play any games, you have nomdels
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 7:55:10 PM
No.96304990
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>>96304968
I will know because one of those units is only allowed to have plasma and the other is only allowed to have flamers. Simplified. Thank 10e.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 7:55:23 PM
No.96304991
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>>96305004
>>96304381
WYSIWYG is for subhumans who can't rotate apples in their minds
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 7:55:47 PM
No.96304998
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>>96305018
>>96304971
People vastly underestimate how difficult it is to come up with a cohesive, good looking scheme.
>>96304889
Yeah, it'd definitely be an issue getting the big tiddy nee-san Terminator with the Great Value thunderhammer to appropriately thread the needle between the nundams and the toughest existing power armor Sister.
>>96304991
I can literally imagine anything and create a 3d model rendering of it in my head.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 7:57:38 PM
No.96305011
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>>96305002
What the fuck are you trying to say
>>96304998
Worse, when you manage to come up with a good one, it already exists officially.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 8:00:48 PM
No.96305041
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>>96305018
Yeah that too. That's why you should just pick whatever the fuck you like without caring if it's official or not. And you especially shouldn't care about opinions of some dumbasses on a japanese clay pottery forum
>>96305018
hasnt nearly every colorscheme imaginable been used between all the factions and their subfactions and their subsubfactions?
At this point adding originality to a color scheme comes in the form of all the unique/freehand design ideas.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 8:01:35 PM
No.96305050
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>>96305064
>>96305004
incapable of not stealing modelpics though
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 8:02:42 PM
No.96305063
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>>96305002
masturbate before... actually strike that just end your life
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 8:02:44 PM
No.96305064
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>>96305050
If they are posted here publicly then they belong to the community as a whole.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 8:04:23 PM
No.96305079
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>>96305359
>>96305049
maybe if you think the only colors are red green blue white and black
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 8:04:49 PM
No.96305085
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>>96305137
Hey anons I'm new and thought about collecting World Eaters and actually playing games of 40K.
How are they for a first 40K faction and any tips on what to collect if I want a decent army. At least 1K-1.5K points.
I love Khorne theme so that's why I went for them. And before you ask yeah I like painting and building minis I know that will be the meat of the hobby.
Has any wysiwyg purist actually refused a game because of improperly modeled units, or do they just get into arguments online?
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 8:06:06 PM
No.96305098
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>>96305004
Imagine and render the model using what I told you he's using, then.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 8:06:19 PM
No.96305101
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>>96305018
I did that and only found out an entire edition later that a subfaction had my exact paint scheme when they were featured in the next codex. I just begrudgingly pretend like I always planned to paint that subfaction and just picked a weird trim color and have Stockholm syndrome myself into liking their lore even though it does fit my original vision.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 8:07:07 PM
No.96305110
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>>96305087
You think people here actually play games?
>>96305004
Decalfag doesn't use custom filenames also that isn't the original. Why are you doing that
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 8:07:51 PM
No.96305120
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>>96305087
No one has even once asked me what a Dark Lance looks like. They just know that Dark Eldar are supposed to have them and blindly accept that that's what all these boats are equipped with (half of them have Disintegrators because they used to be good).
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 8:09:30 PM
No.96305136
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>>96305173
>>96305118
>archivefaggotry
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 8:09:33 PM
No.96305137
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>>96305085
They have a fairly small range which limits options. They're fun to play, though their more competitive combos lean on their shooting which might not be your playstyle.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 8:10:13 PM
No.96305147
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>>96305173
>>96305118
Sorry I posted someones models that I liked once I didn't say I liked him
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 8:10:34 PM
No.96305154
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>>96305174
Behold /tg/,
Biomass has been amassed. I'm going to make two part resin molds to x2 the quantity of these.
>>96304271
>Me when I lie
Reposting my models, ay?
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 8:12:21 PM
No.96305173
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>>96305136
>>96305147
If people are going to post other people's models alongside bait you can't be mad that people are calling them.on it
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 8:12:34 PM
No.96305174
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>>96305201
>>96305154
Welcome to the jungle
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 8:13:22 PM
No.96305180
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>>96305162
>4chan filename
>>96305087
Yes, I have. I even left a LGS after some retard showed up with half his army being empty bases. That's not whay I play for.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 8:15:21 PM
No.96305201
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>>96305229
>>96305174
I get to make more of these bases as well. The bad resin casts can go on bases.
>>96303653
I actually think this might be the moment i stopped enjoying playing 40k. When the social contract changed and bringing special characters was the norm and not the exception. No one used to use them because they were gay and seen as waac shit.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 8:18:05 PM
No.96305222
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>>96305203
Mine was 8th. For all of 7th's flaws, removing so many core mechanics and setting the path to 10th's disaster was my breaking point.
>>96305182
>>96305203
You've never played 40k
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 8:19:23 PM
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 8:20:25 PM
No.96305236
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>>96305387
>>96305224
More than you it seems.
>>96305203
I've been playing 40k since 2002 and named characters have always been popular. I remember having the metal typhus and abaddon, my friend had the metal old one eye (the black and yellow one), our other eldar player had Eldred and all the pheonix lords, some guy at the club always ran asdrubael vect
This anti-named character shit is very recent and very 4chan specific.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 8:25:12 PM
No.96305273
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>>96303642 (OP)
>TQ
If I use lore-relevant characters, I don't do anything special to them.
What I do instead is number of kills each one of my unnamed characters have gotten and give them special names based on their feats.
I set a goal for myself that if one of them kills at least twenty models without dying, I'll repaint them, but none of them have. For my Knights I just give them war damage.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 8:25:37 PM
No.96305280
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>>96305251
My friends played with Draigo and Ghazgul when we first started. I've never really seen any criticism of named characters being used outside of Crusade game IRL
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 8:27:47 PM
No.96305291
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>>96304814
>Terminator Chaplain
>Venerable Dreadnought
Based as fuck models.
I need to work on mine.
>>96305251
There's been a change in attitude though. Back then special characters were something cool someone might bring from time to time, or like in your case, something a specific player loved and took every game. But they were these huge mandatory pieces like they've become today, where fighting against someone that isn't using at least one special character is a rarity.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 8:29:33 PM
No.96305305
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Do Space Marines have treasuries?
For example, a lowly local PDF valiantly died saving a space marine captain, or even a chapter master. The space marine was moved by the courage and bravery and asked how the soldier would like to be honored.
In his dying breath the soldier asked the space marine to financially take care of his family.
How can the chapter master comply? Do the chapter has a vault of treasure like a Rogue Trader?
Im not sure banking exists in 40k, but can the chapter issue a bank transfer or a cheque to the family? Maybe drop a pile of treasure if its a feudal planet?
Do they have chapter treasurer/accountant serf?
Do space marines pay for anything, or do they just show up, drain ressources and leave (even nices chapters)?
Even knights and lords of the middle ages need to worry about finances, and space marines must take a lot of ressources.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 8:29:42 PM
No.96305306
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>>96305322
>>96305182
One time I forgot a trukk at home so I had to borrow a friend's basilisk since he happened to be at the store and he had a spare one. Would you refuse that game?
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 8:30:37 PM
No.96305312
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>>96305334
Well the focus of my dumb camera went to the middle guy but you get the idea.
Left is filled and sanded, right side is how they start. The other two test models (I got messier and messier for the tests) were to see if I could fix even worse slops of going too fast with sprue glue.(not done yet)
I am happy to report that the primary test model came out flat where I needed it to be and the pit in one of the shoulders I didn't fill right - I could fill again and sand without the extra material falling out. It's a little procarious around the helmet crest but I can always do battle damage in the locations I fuck up.
The fucking shoulder holes are going away (like the 3rd edition models I'm used to) and I just added 140% of the time to each model to complete before paint touches them.
1 of 72 are now ready to be base coated. Going to do batches of 20 I think.
>shits finally moving along, stupid that my stuff got sent back in the mail... almost twice
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 8:33:00 PM
No.96305322
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>>96305306
No. That's understandable. That dude showed up the entire league with empty bases and the few models he had assembled didn't have a single drop of paint on them. I love this hobby because it's playing a little war rpg on a diorama. I don't fucking want to play against empty bases. Unpainted models I'll let slide for a while if you are new and I see you're painting your shit. Friendly games where you're trying stuff are fine too. But I'm not joining a campaign, tournament or event in general to play against unpainted models and empty bases.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 8:33:06 PM
No.96305323
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>>96305486
Balance data slate this week?
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 8:35:25 PM
No.96305334
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>>96305351
>>96305312
congrats that looks like shit
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 8:37:41 PM
No.96305351
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>>96305334
I promise it's smooth, just doesn't look that way on camera because of the sanding color distortion on sprue glue.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 8:39:23 PM
No.96305359
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>>96305412
>>96305079
>Forgetting yellow
Imperial fists for shame
Also you literally said almost the entire spectrum of primary colors dumb fuck.
Anybody have the screenshot of the PDF soldiers getting hunted down by Iron Hands for being too weak to srop the Chaos uprising on their planet?
I want more of Iron Hands being assholes.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 8:41:55 PM
No.96305387
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>>96305236
>n-no u
perform suicide immediately
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 8:42:56 PM
No.96305400
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>>96305419
>>96305294
>goalposts shifted
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 8:43:47 PM
No.96305409
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>>96305423
>>96305381
I know the novel but the part that covers the purging is like ten pages long or more. I can post the section you want but you'll have to be specific.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 8:43:57 PM
No.96305412
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>>96305359
>hurrr you can only use primary colors!!!
no wonder a retard like you has trouble coming up with color schemes
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 8:44:09 PM
No.96305414
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>>96305049
Main colours? Almost all, yes. But the placement and combination hasn't.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 8:45:09 PM
No.96305419
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>>96305400
Shifted from what? That's my first post in this chain.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 8:45:24 PM
No.96305423
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>>96305454
>>96305409
Oh damn, I thought it was just a codex blurb or some such. Which novel is it?
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 8:47:21 PM
No.96305437
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>>96305461
Does your average civilized world citizen get to enjoy a side of grox ribs and some sorta carb to go with it on occasion? Or is it just corpse starch and water or gruel on the menu?
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 8:50:03 PM
No.96305454
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>>96305489
>>96305423
Wrath of Iron by Chris Wraight. Although the events in the novel are adapted from codex fluff titled the Purging of Contquaal. I think it dates back to 4e and has been featured in most marine codices since.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 8:50:47 PM
No.96305460
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What kind of augmentations could a sex servitor have? I'm gathering ideas for a character idea.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 8:50:47 PM
No.96305461
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>>96305437
bro they're full solyent paste outside of the hunting/agri worlds. Those worlds are just big farm communes I feel like.
The citizens of Tanith (before it exploded) probably ate a fairly good diet
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 8:51:50 PM
No.96305470
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>>96305506
>>96305162
nazi dreadnaught...
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 8:53:09 PM
No.96305482
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>>96305646
>>96305381
>She felt her heart beat faster. She hugged her knees, and resisted the urge to rock on her haunches.
>She knew what was coming. She’d gleaned enough information from the others to know that the Angels of Death had finally turned their attention to those who had been too slow, too scared or too confused to make the appropriate level of sacrifice for Shardenus. She knew that they’d spent two whole weeks scouring the Capitolis, cleansing it with fire. Then they’d moved on to the outer spires, sweeping through them one at a time, delivering their justice, executing those who hadn’t resisted the traitor with enough fervour.
>Khadi wondered how they knew who had been a hero and who had been a coward. Surely it was almost impossible to tell, except for the fact that most of those who’d joined them, like Marivo, were dead.
>So it was that she’d speculated that they were killing everyone, perhaps in some petulant rage against the perceived weaknesses of mortal men. She’d heard other figures bandied around, too – one old man who’d escaped from the Axis hive across the wasteland and had nearly gone blind from the poisons reckoned they were killing one out of every three survivors they found.
>‘One out of three,’ he’d rasped, struggling to breathe from his bleeding mouth. ‘They’re making an example, to stiffen the resolve of other systems.’
>He’d laughed then, coughing up blood in the process.
>‘We will be famous,’ he’d said, and Khadi had seen the tears in his eyes. ‘They will whisper our name on a thousand worlds.’
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 8:53:31 PM
No.96305486
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>>96305323
Try again in a month. I'm hoping and coping that they'll rework Orks
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 8:53:44 PM
No.96305489
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>>96305454
Thanks anon, have a good one.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 8:56:02 PM
No.96305506
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>>96305568
>>96305470
Buddhist dreadnought, clearly; who would still care—in 38,000 years' time—about some Old Earth warlord who only killed a few million?
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 9:00:50 PM
No.96305539
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>>96305541
If all the humans died at once, which chaos god would get all their souls and win the great game?
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 9:01:09 PM
No.96305541
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>>96304652
You are still requiring that the original model MUST be used in the kitbash, which is a stupid thing to require. Many kitbashes carry weapons that have no profile at all, because they are made up by the kitbasher from spare parts. Or the model is a proxy from a different game, but with comparable gear.
For example, I'm going to use this model as a Skitarii Marshal. It has a holstered pistol and a melee weapon. Skitarii marshals have no wargear options, and yet by your own logic, this is objectionable, because he's not holding the stupid swagger stick and radium pistol?
Im new, but why did the british make all the nid guns look kinda funny?
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 9:05:29 PM
No.96305568
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>>96305506
>this is how he tries to justify his model against a 15 year old player when he places his nazi-nought on the table
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 9:12:18 PM
No.96305611
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>>96305634
>>96305555
They hired a welsh sculptor.
GW told them to stop horsing around after the cock gun.
Is there a Heresy model that's the size of 40k Abby?
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 9:17:16 PM
No.96305634
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>>96305611
Im surpised they dont have more mini nid lawnchairs
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 9:19:08 PM
No.96305643
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>>96305668
>>96305622
a terminator is a terminator, use tactical rocks if you want to make your choice of model taller
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 9:19:15 PM
No.96305646
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>>96305681
>>96305482
That's the Iron Hands?
>>96305622
The new saturnine captain.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 9:22:32 PM
No.96305668
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>>96305808
>>96305643
Abby is quite thick
>>96305664
That's a good idea anon, thanks
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 9:22:51 PM
No.96305670
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>>96305676
Chrome daemons would be cool
>>96305551
>You are still requiring that the original model MUST be used in the kitbash
No, just the weapon options. I don't care where you get the volkite/phosphex or the power axe. But they should be carrying those weapons.
> I'm going to use this model as a Skitarii Marshal
I'd say the shield should be replaced by the pistol. I don't mind the lance. That said, I think marshalls should have more options and all the 30k units should have rules in 40k.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 9:23:42 PM
No.96305674
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>>96305836
>>96305551
>>96305671
holster'd ought to count, as should sheathed melee
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 9:24:15 PM
No.96305676
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>>96305786
>>96305670
demons aren't cool
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 9:24:48 PM
No.96305681
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>>96305854
>>96305646
Yeah. Iron Hands are assholes.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 9:25:10 PM
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>>96303867
This is correct. The emperors champion is a roll, akin to that of a company standard bearer.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 9:25:32 PM
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>>96305622
Saturnine Praetor.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 9:25:47 PM
No.96305690
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>TQ
I don't have any named characters which is a good thing
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 9:28:50 PM
No.96305703
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>TQ
for marines, reflavored. I just pick whatever model has rules I like and then say "this <kitbash> is <marine#24601>"
now he's one of /mydudes/, welcome to the chapter
>>96304497
Why is it that 40k players at large are such slaves to the machine? Why is it so hard to convince us to play an older version or homebrew?
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 9:29:37 PM
No.96305709
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>>96303642 (OP)
>TQ
/mydudes/ are my own, I just make up own guys.
Most of them are named after giants and titans from different myths since the chapter's mutation makes them bigger than average marine.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 9:30:32 PM
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>>96305555
Gw saw that tyranids were the most popular faction amongst white women and so when they refreshed then they included as many dog and horse penises as possible
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 9:30:46 PM
No.96305712
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>>96305708
Try doing that with D&D players and come report back to us.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 9:38:19 PM
No.96305750
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>>96304792
Been running this 1000pts Host of Ascension lately, I know metamorphs fit more into Xenocreed but whatever;
Primus + 20 Neophytes
Reductus Saboteur
Acolyte Iconward + 10 Metamorphs
10 Neophytes
5 Acolytes with Flamers
5 Acolytes with Autoguns aka Mining Tools
Goliath Truck
5 Genestealers
5 Genestealers
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 9:39:57 PM
No.96305762
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>>96305203
>>96305224
>>96305251
I think the biggest difference is just how prolific and impactful special characters are now. But it’s true the status quo has shifted.
>>96305294
>huge mandatory pieces
I think this is what it’s all about more than anything else. Compare marines Calgary from 5th Ed to Big Bobby G now. Just completely different in scope and impact on the game. It’s more of how special characters have become centerpieces than how they often they are used. People used to run characters they liked. Now people run them cause they are good.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 9:40:16 PM
No.96305764
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>>96306939
>>96303744
>whimsical, crazy and funny.
He's eccentric, mentally unsound, and defaults to expressing himself through dry wit. He more or less checks your boxes as is. So what is GW supposed to do different?
>>96305708
Pic related
Also it's because of just being massive pussies and honestly, kind of lazy.
>new edition sucks dick and isn't fun
>suggest going back to older editions or making their own
>people don't want to go back to older editions because they might play differently and changing habits is hard
>also old editions suck to a degree and some people don't like them
>newbies don't like old editions because old editions like all old things have an air of "stigma" on them, ie. it's old and therefore sucks
>people don't want to make their own homebrew edition because that shit is a lot of work
>also good luck trying to get newbies and old veterans to play your untested homebrew edition
>only option is to then play current new edition because it is safe to assume everyone knows this
>repeat the cycle
That's largely how this edition stuff goes with 40k.
Last time the fanbase made a homebrew edition was when GW released 3rd edition of 40k and many people hated it so they went back to 2nd ed and then made a 2.5 edition so to speak. It supposedly still gets played based on what I've seen people say here.
Currently there is a new project in the catalog about making a new homebrew 4th edition, but who knows how that'll go. There used to be a one before it known as /fourk/ and that shit died within less than 2 months.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 9:44:37 PM
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>>96305676
:( I think daemons are cool.
>>96305664
>>96305668
The saturnine praetor is huge. I am very tempted to make a Primarch replacement for /myguys/ for a decent price given these boxes are shelfwarming.
HJ2JY
>>96305808
I really want to get Abaddon's model and then convert it into a loyalist model.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 9:51:33 PM
No.96305823
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>>96305833
>>96305808
>HH is more aesthetic
>most of it is resin
W h y
Are the Ultramarines the most Jewish of the legions? They Adhere to the teaching of the Codex Astartes much like the Jews do with the Talmud and Torah. Although in hindsight one could make the argument that all major religious groups have a book which the follow.
>>96305823
>>HH is more aesthetic
It's more lame, nu-mk3 and nu-mk2 are downgrades.
Also most of the new character models of in HH are horrible overdesigned slop with oversized WoW shoulder pads and oversized weapons.
>Drazhar is T3
Why? I get that he is an elf but what the fuck.
>>96305674
Yes, it's not because of the pistol. I just think carrying the shield with no rules for it is weird.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 9:53:55 PM
No.96305839
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>>96305852
>>96305826
Most jewish legion is the Word Bearers.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 9:54:23 PM
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>>96305864
>>96305826
>much like the Jews do with the Talmud and Torah
You mean trying to find loopholes and trick god all the fucking time?
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 9:54:52 PM
No.96305846
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>>96306080
>>96305708
Because of the amount of releases and the amount of shit editions, trying to convince someone to play 4th would mean that half their collection doesn't exist, if their army existst all.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 9:54:55 PM
No.96305847
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>>96305833
You never had a Mk III or Mk II marine in your hand.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 9:55:26 PM
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>>96305839
I though about it but the Thousand Sons would fit better but both do get prosecuted by the Emperor
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 9:55:27 PM
No.96305854
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>>96305681
Thats because the Iron hands are the best first founding loyalist chapter in both 30k and 40k
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 9:57:11 PM
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>>96305833
I plan on purchasing some mark3 marines and enjoying them for marine spam.
>get 5 boxes at 3 dollars/marine
>exchange hand posture, add melee weapons
>use for khorne marines without playboy bunny cocksucking handlebars
>actually look like they can somewhat fit inside a transport
yeah, under400 dollars for a 2000point khorne army
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 9:57:24 PM
No.96305864
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>>96305842
Well I don't think Gorilla Man would be happy if his sons followed the Codex to the letter, like the Hammers of Dorn.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 9:57:41 PM
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>>96306050
>>96305769
>newbies don't like old editions because old editions like all old things have an air of "stigma" on them, ie. it's old and therefore sucks
I hate this. I've seen so many new players praise shit mechanics and changes from the new editions because GW has told them they are fixing something. But they never read the old rules to see that most of the time, the thing they are fixing doesn't exist or didn't need fixing. "Old rules are too complicated and hard and inaccessible" motherfucker you haven't even tried reading them you don't know that.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 9:58:40 PM
No.96305868
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>>96305880
>>96305826
>is the roman legion the most jewish
If I had the *disdain for plebs* reaction image I'd hit you with it. Absolutely barbarian.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 10:00:02 PM
No.96305879
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>>96306155
>>96305769
>There used to be a one before it known as /fourk/ and that shit died within less than 2 months.
What a waste of a good name to be honest. I hope the SRD Battle Bible project flies where /fourk/ failed.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 10:00:03 PM
No.96305880
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>>96305889
>>96305868
Modern 40k really washed down the Roman influence. 30k does a way better job at it, though frankly 30k does a lot of things better than 40k.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 10:00:19 PM
No.96305883
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>>96305893
I like the Ultramarines the most of any loyalist legion. They're not concerned with anything but saving the Imperium. Not roleplaying like the Space Wolves, not smelly their own farts like the Dark Angels. The are the most effective, highest-achieving chapter, indisputably. Every other chapter is plagued with petty bullshit except the Ultramarines.
>>96305880
The only flaw of 30k is being set in 30k so it doesn't include xenos.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 10:02:58 PM
No.96305893
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>>96305883
>highest achieving chapter
I think at this point the black templars have killed more of every type of enemy; including heretics and CSM than Ultramarines.
On the table, too. Templars outnumber blueberries.
>before the templars-
They were Imperial Fists. They just changed color is all.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 10:04:37 PM
No.96305902
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>>96305817
I've had goofy ideas of Abby or Guilliman being a loyalist Alpharius and leading a loyal Alpha legion for laughs. I know he's smaller than the other primarchs, but Abby is as well. But this saturnine guy might be good inspiration for my all terminators and dreadnoughts dumb army idea.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 10:07:24 PM
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>>96305889
Which is funny because 30k is how 40k used to be before 8th.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 10:11:01 PM
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>>96305836
You're fucking autistic, a shield is no different from body armour
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 10:11:03 PM
No.96305945
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>>96306013
>BT codex states BT now don't make exceptions for Astropaths and Navigators and exceptionally hate them, and only very begrudgingly use them
>Some BT fans are mad about this
Some people really do just fucking want Marines to be noble and virtuous sace heroes, don't they?
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 10:11:53 PM
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>>96306031
>>96305817
This month's WD spotlights an army where the guy has Abaddon leading a bunch of primaris around. Apparently he's taken care that all the units are so boilerplate basic that they can be played as either SM or CSM depending on what mood he's in.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 10:12:09 PM
No.96305956
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>>96306031
>>96305808
>HJ2JY
you fookin wot m8?
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 10:14:41 PM
No.96305980
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>>96306071
>>96305835
That T3 elf was nigh fucking unkillable last edition. He could routinely solo knights.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 10:16:09 PM
No.96305988
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>>96305817
That's one angy knee pad that loyal son of the Imperium has.
>>96305889
It would be really easy to include most of the Xenos into 40k though, wouldn't it? Most of them existed back then besides Tyranids, Tau, and Necrons. Just port over their 7th edition rules.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 10:16:38 PM
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 10:17:02 PM
No.96305996
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>>96306071
>>96305835
All of the pheonix lords are T3
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 10:17:20 PM
No.96306000
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>>96306016
barricades/trench coming along
I think I should seal the drywall mud before I prime it, just to be sure it is less likely to crumble or flake off
>>96305808
Is that about the same size as G-man, when you account for terrain? Jesus that's fucking huge, isn't hhe dude inside supposed to be a regular-ass manletmarine?
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 10:19:15 PM
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>>96305945
The 6th edition lore was better and made more sense.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 10:19:20 PM
No.96306016
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>>96306000
You could dessicate the wall mud by leaving it in a drafty spot outside sunlight. Then add a very loose glue to it so it enters all the porous spots and makes a good solid sheet of hardtop.
Outdoor furniture spraypaint is a good way to do that. It's real thick though.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 10:20:16 PM
No.96306020
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>>96306007
>isn't hhe dude inside supposed to be a regular-ass manletmarine?
He ate his veggies and drank his milk as a kid like his mom told him to.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 10:22:01 PM
No.96306031
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>>96305956
Captcha, sorry.
>>96305953
I might have to check this out. That'd be neat to swap things out with friends.
>>96306007
If you look at foot to head height, he comes up to Guillimans chin. Granted Gman doesn't have a straight leg so he'd technically be taller than shown. But yes, saturnine is huge. Here he is next to Vulkan.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 10:24:58 PM
No.96306050
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>>96306098
>>96305865
>“We all know that the old drop pods were just too hard to assemble”
Pretty much this. They make up a problem then present a solution.
Fucking imao did they make TTS custodians canon in "era of ruin?"
At the very end of the last chapter
>"through that final door, which opens only to droplets of a tribune's blood and who's impenetrable locks take an hour to unseal. Inside the innermost sanctum where the inner walls are uncomfortably organic and strangely spinal, Diocletian approaches the golden throne such as it is, and his kindred , naked other then their cloaks, loinclothes and helms move aside In his honor..."
I had to listen to it back twice to make sure I wasn't having a stroke
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 10:26:57 PM
No.96306066
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>>96307370
>>96305826
Weren't the WBs the most numerous traitors at some point? Hence the direct comparisons with the Ultras. Also, the Alphabet Agency legion being the largest traitors just seem really funny to me. The toe-up for single largest army the traitors have and they're doing what? Running psy-ops instead of fighting.
As an aside, I refuse to believe just 2.4M dudes, transhumans or not, are able to conquer a fucking galaxy. Any one field army willing to liberally use WMDs would put a significant dent in that.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 10:27:10 PM
No.96306069
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>>96306054
Fucking retard, TTS took custodes from 90s fluff
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 10:27:32 PM
No.96306071
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>>96306184
>>96305980
Yeah, he's fallen which needed to be done. Same with the Incubi. I just expected him to stay T4 which is what he was since 5th iirc. But
>>96305996 has made me aware that they all went down in T.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 10:27:47 PM
No.96306074
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>>96306190
>>96306054
>tertiary thinks memes are sources
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 10:28:16 PM
No.96306075
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>>96305990
A game without those is a pretty lame one desu. Nids make everything better
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 10:28:44 PM
No.96306080
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>>96306109
>>96305846
But like 50% about what people bitch about is new dumb models pollution the game. Wouldn’t they want to avoid this?
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 10:29:01 PM
No.96306083
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>>96305990
>Just port over their 7th edition rules.
People did that in 1.0 and balance was out of whack. The 30k factions have very different power levels to the 7th 40k factions. They get to take way more stuff. And as for 3.0 you'd need to rewrite everything.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 10:29:56 PM
No.96306092
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>>96306054
>TTS custodians
I hate you "people" so much.
>>96306054
>Inside the innermost sanctum where the inner walls are uncomfortably organic and strangely spinal
It truly is Deldar tech, huh?
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 10:31:05 PM
No.96306098
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>>96306176
>>96306050
Drop pods irk me a lot because sure, they were a bit annoying to build, but just like every other 15+ year old vehicle kit. You just need to make a kit that fits properly, no need to do the new drop pod garbage. The old rhino has the same issues. The new 30k/SoB rhinos are so easy to build without needing to simplify anything.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 10:32:13 PM
No.96306109
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>>96306080
Depends. I hate that new characters are mini dioramas but if you ask a current Necron player I don't think they'd like to reduce their roster to 5 units.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 10:41:26 PM
No.96306150
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>>96306159
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 10:42:08 PM
No.96306155
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>>96305769
>>96305879
>Fourk died because people couldn’t be bothered to post
>40kg full to the brim of people complaining about the state of things.
But I know what you mean. No one ever wants to read my homebrew rules and give feedback.
https://mega.nz/folder/2YdghLzL#w0KOILlS1lrM1AeE4jcG-Q
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 10:42:28 PM
No.96306159
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 10:45:20 PM
No.96306176
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>>96306098
The worst part of the drop pod was cleaning the fucking mold lines off the harnesses. With a modern instruction sheet that tells you where to put the glue for the total retards among us (like they do with all their new kits) I just can’t see this being hard to build at all.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 10:46:30 PM
No.96306184
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>>96306071
They're still 2+/4++ which is solid
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 10:47:23 PM
No.96306190
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>>96306210
>>96306074
Remember it’s not canon if it breaks either of the following rules
>the book has rules in it.
>the elites section comes after the troops section.
It’s really that simple.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 10:47:55 PM
No.96306193
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is there an army builder software where i can get a nice compact list? my oldworld armies fit nicely onto 2 pages, a 40k list is taking 17??
Alright. I'm about to do it. Any last minute advice? Building the World Eaters Combat Patrol. My first army and first hobby project.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 10:51:49 PM
No.96306210
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>>96306220
>>96306190
no, shit is only noncanon when I don't like it and when it doesn't come from something official or officially licensed.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 10:52:14 PM
No.96306213
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>>96306221
why cant combat patrol be as cool as spear head?
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 10:53:40 PM
No.96306220
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>>96306210
>tfw you forget a negative and your shitpost just turns into a shit post.
I cry erry time
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 10:53:41 PM
No.96306221
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>>96306233
>>96306213
Because AoS is just better
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 10:54:22 PM
No.96306224
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>>96306234
>>96306201
dont play slow for the love of fucking god
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 10:55:45 PM
No.96306233
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>>96306221
shouldnt be tho
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 10:55:57 PM
No.96306234
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>>96306255
>>96306224
>dont play slow
I don't get it
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 10:56:38 PM
No.96306239
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>>96306094
DEldar have their entire society built around a system of portals and pocket dimensions. It's not unthinkable that the throne is some leftover control from the original Webway creation. But that means it is more likely old one tech than specifically Eldar.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 10:57:12 PM
No.96306245
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>>96306304
I'm going to play in a grand narrative event, it's 2v2, and I can't for the life of me come up with a list that won't get us curbstomped
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 10:57:44 PM
No.96306248
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>>96307544
>>96306201
Build your guys, make sure to clean any mould lines with your hobby knife and do not worry about the "optimal" loadout but also don't make your stuff "illegal". The combat patrol rules already have the best loadout so feel free to equip them as such if you want.
What glue did you get?
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 10:58:00 PM
No.96306250
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>>96307544
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 10:58:18 PM
No.96306255
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>>96306282
>>96306234
you will once you start playing the game
you WILL play the game right?
>>96306094
>It truly is Deldar tech, huh?
Nope, deldar didn't exist when the throne was found.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 11:01:56 PM
No.96306268
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>>96306308
>>96306201
Take your time. Scraping mouldlines before you glue your piece will make it less likely that you miss one. Use less glue than you think you need so it doesn't spill out around your fingers when holding it as it sets. You can scrape a glued piece after it has set fully(1-2 hours) and glue again to fill small gaps. For bits like chainsword teeth or ribbed hoses do your best job to get them tidy and then use your plastic glue to smooth them out. Do your best to build a single model at a time to prevent you from using the wrong parts,but if there are repeated sculpts build them both at the same time. Have fun
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 11:04:35 PM
No.96306282
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>>96306304
>>96306255
Of course I will. Starting with the Combat Patrol to play in the Combat Patrol League we have in the store. I was asking about the hobby/building aspect if anyone has any tips.
Also in regards to playing my tactics and goals are "Kill as fast as possible" for now.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 11:05:35 PM
No.96306292
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 11:05:42 PM
No.96306293
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>>96306310
>>96306267
I'm a little fuzzy on the timeline. Did the unification wars begin before or after the birth of Slaanesh?
Bros the GK were robbed. Grave robbed.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 11:06:49 PM
No.96306301
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>>96306282
>"Kill as fast as possible"
That's not necessarily the optimal strategy, I won my last game which was a narrative mission by killing exactly 0 enemy units. Did you get the old box with 20 berzerkers or the new one with the daemon prince and master of executions?
>>96306245
What do you have in mind and who do you play against dear HERO WOLVES ANON
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 11:07:19 PM
No.96306308
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>>96306268
Thank you anon. Didn't know about the glue on chainsword part. Yeah I'm gonna go slow and lovingly clean and assemble everyone even Jakhals. I'm actually starting with Jakhals in case I fuck up (I have 30 of them since 20 were in the Battleforce)
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 11:07:28 PM
No.96306310
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>>96306963
>>96306293
not that it really matters, the dark eldar didn't shape up immediately and the tech that would become the throne was already there on terra
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 11:08:15 PM
No.96306315
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>>96306296
I bet the clowns were behind this.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 11:08:24 PM
No.96306317
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>>96306340
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 11:08:43 PM
No.96306318
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>>96306387
>>96306304
New box with the Daemon Prince. I sadly missed the old box but thankfully everything in the current CP is the stuff I need and the Daemon Prince might be my favorite model.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 11:08:48 PM
No.96306320
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>>96306370
>be at lgs to pick up paint
>saw a game where players were using tablets.
>they’re playing fifth edition using those tablets to read pdfs
>they have painted models orks vs guard
>they look to be late zoomer aged
What the fuck? I guess my lgs isn’t too bad.
>inb4 pic related happens because older stuff
But really is tenth so bad that even those that you’d think are hardcore consumers are looking at older editions now?
>>96306317
Someone somehow stole all the mortal remains of all the past ten thousand years' dead Grey Knights from their resting place on Titan, and the Grey Knights have no idea who did it or how.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 11:12:49 PM
No.96306347
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>>96306340
It is to build another golden throne or an emperor clone.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 11:16:31 PM
No.96306370
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>>96306379
>>96306320
There's literally 10 editions worth of game that for the most part uses the same models. Is it so surprising to have people try an older edition, instead of only sticking with the newest? It's not like it's always the best. At least with an old edition, everything for it is already out with erratas and mathhammered to death. So it's easy to tweak them to your liking and just play, rather than consuming product and getting excited for next product. Even 30k technically has fire editions now, since there's 6e, 7e, 1.0, 2.0 and 3.0. Granted, 7e is more like 6.5e and 1.0 is mostly just 7e rulebook for HH with slight tweaks, but there's still differences between the first three editions, no matter how small.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 11:18:16 PM
No.96306379
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>>96306370
You’re right. I just never thought I’d see the day or witness something like that with my own eyes.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 11:19:07 PM
No.96306387
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>>96306411
>>96306318
Nice, use the head of one of your Berzerkers when building Master of Executions to make him fit into your army. It's actually a model from the regular Chaos Space Marines range that also gets use in World Eaters. Games Workshop has it this way on the official box-art even though the original kit doesn't come with the head.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 11:21:19 PM
No.96306397
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>>96306459
>>96306304
I don't know what I'll be going against, but I'll be teaming up with an eldar player, he'll probably run a knight.
What I have in mind is a white dwarf list, a bit of everything, but, last time I did that at a narrative event we got deeply fucked by competitive list lmao.
I have this first draft
>Lt with combi weapons
>Wolf Priest (Blood claw buff relic)
>Wolf Guard battle leader (Helm of the beastslayer)
>2*5 Jump pack intercessors
>6 Headtakers
>5 Wolves
>2*3 Thundercav
965/1000
>>96306387
Yeah gonna do that! Can't decide on the head though. I'm thinking about using the champion head on him or the "knightly one" with that unique faceguard.
Right now working on the Jakhal Champion
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 11:24:50 PM
No.96306426
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>>96305671
Your autism is unhinged, I wish you the best. I'm going to run that Marshall leading a unit of hoplites, which I will likely run as Vanguard most of the time
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 11:25:24 PM
No.96306429
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>>96306340
lol that's crazy. Sucks to be them I guess.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 11:28:09 PM
No.96306444
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>>96306458
>paint for 3 hours
>literally only did a pair of demon horns (technically 2 but the second are really small)
I am suddenly worried about my prospects of finidshing this model this month.
The horns did turn out sick though so thats cool.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 11:29:31 PM
No.96306451
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>>96306340
they rose on their own to go fight with draigo and the legion of the damned in the warp
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 11:29:53 PM
No.96306454
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How much of a size difference is there between the old cadian sergeant chain sword and the new scale cadian sergeant chain sword?
Wga’s the damned is coming soon I hope and I want to convert some sergeants to have chain swords by carefully removing the hands from the chain sword and some greenstuff work.
Or should I just paint glowing runes on the damned default blades or try to like
>>96306411 pic?
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 11:30:25 PM
No.96306458
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>>96306444
I wonder how solid commission painters paint entire armies in a month.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 11:30:26 PM
No.96306459
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>>96306620
>>96306397
Do your opponents bring heavy tanks in narrative 1000pts games? Mine do and I too get fucked utterly vs. Rogal Dorn commanders. Otherwise it seems like a fun list but a bit elite.
>>96306411
If I pull that off will she die?
Anons my hands are shaking a bit...
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 11:32:27 PM
No.96306472
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>>96306504
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 11:33:59 PM
No.96306482
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>>96306504
>>96306466
At least you’re painting I assume. I haven’t been painting because I’ve let my job take over me and now I get too exhausted to paint.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 11:34:27 PM
No.96306484
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>>96306504
>>96306466
not enough water, electrolytes, calcium, magnesium, sleep, exercise or you are emotional, depressed, angry or you have carpal tunnel syndrome from all the tiktok scrolling
probably a mix out of all of them tbqh
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 11:36:50 PM
No.96306497
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>>96306504
>>96306472
I don't know. I hope I'm just excited due to building my first models and not because my grandfather's parkinsons genes are kicking in.
>>96306482
Right now I'm cleaning mouldlines and building and noticing some concerning unsteadiness I haven't noticed before.
>>96306484
>not enough water, electrolytes, calcium, magnesium, sleep
All of those together. Damn. I need to start taking vitamins.
I hope that's the case and not the other thing I was always afraid of.
>>96306497
I'll look into stuff like that when I start painting.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 11:38:07 PM
No.96306507
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>>96306672
I'm being offered 20 poxwalkers for 35€, should I bite it? The models are funny and that way I can forget about poxwalkers for my DG forever since I don't think I'll ever need more than 20.
>>96306504
All of that stuff is worth looking into but it's easy to overthink it. Sometimes your body just be like that. Either way, if you aren't taking an particular attention to your health, it's never a bad time to start.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 11:47:39 PM
No.96306550
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>>96304792
1500 points Tyranids
Vanguard Onslaught
Broodlord
Broodlord
Neurotyrant
10 genestealers
10 genestealers
6 Zoanthropes
Neurolictor
Neurolictor
Lictor
Lictor
10 hormagaunts
psychophage
Tyrannofex with rupture cannon
Biovore
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 11:47:42 PM
No.96306552
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>>96306584
>>96306504
>>96306545
I should specify, sometimes your body just be like that *today*.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 11:53:15 PM
No.96306583
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I think I'm gona shelve my Gravis army until there's less Damage 3 in the game
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 11:53:21 PM
No.96306584
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>>96306719
>>96306545
>>96306552
To be fair today it's fucking hot and unpleasant and I slept 5 hours each day on monday and tuesday. I also definitely should start taking vitamins but I always feared trembling hands since I had both parkinsons and alzheimer in my family. Maybe I'm just excited today in need of vitamins and sleep deprived. I hope.
Also side note - I'm really impressed with this kit. Mould lines are barely visible and on part contact points. Really well designed and made. Berzerkers looked similarly well made.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 11:54:13 PM
No.96306592
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>>96304381
incorrect because pistols
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 11:58:28 PM
No.96306620
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>>96306727
>>96306459
>Do your opponents bring heavy tanks in narrative 1000pts games?
I'm gonna play beastslayer, the headtaker pack can one shot knights if needs be.
>but a bit elite.
I was thinking 2 packs of 10 bloodclaws instead of 10 and 2*5 jump pack dude, but I like the mobility it gives me
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:00:24 AM
No.96306637
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>>96306703
>>96306504
My hands are shaky as all fuck but I still manage to paint decently. Probably takes me longer than it should though. Anyway, find a way to comfortably brace your arms on the desk, that should help. Once you get to the painting part consider getting one of those painting handles. It's a lot easier to keep your hands steady when using these.
>>96306504
Dont start taking benzos just to paint. Thats absurd.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:05:15 AM
No.96306672
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>>96306507
Is 120 Poxwalkers no longer viable? Shame.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:06:13 AM
No.96306680
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>The shitty slamanders cp box comes with a way better transfer sheet than the little upgrade box
lame
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:09:47 AM
No.96306703
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>>96306637
Yeah I got the handle. I'm in no hurry. I'm enjoying myself. I only want to finish the Master of Executions for this month's collage.
>>96306666
No no but some herbal calming tea or other herbal remedies to calm down maybe. I'm too hyped up like a Berzerker. That's probably part of the problem.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:12:09 AM
No.96306714
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>>96306727
More armies should have buggies so orks can loot them.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:12:55 AM
No.96306719
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>>96306735
>>96306584
>women wearing shitty t-shirts
>men bare chested
This meme will never not be cringe and gay
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:14:26 AM
No.96306727
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>>96306620
I'm just a massive fan of battleline with sticky objectives so that's just me.
>>96306714
Get them Achilles Ridgerunner
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:15:24 AM
No.96306733
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Remember to thank your ratling friends.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:15:32 AM
No.96306735
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>>96306719
I agree. I also blame women.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:18:09 AM
No.96306751
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I fucking hate painting combi-plasma
Do you like building or painting or playing more?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:23:15 AM
No.96306783
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>>96306666
He's right, you should start taking benzos for fun instead
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:23:39 AM
No.96306786
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>>96306775
painting most
playing secondmost
hate building unless it's kitbashing
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:23:40 AM
No.96306787
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>>96306775
Building > painting > playing. Unless it's with friends then whatever we're doing hobby-wise is the favorite
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:24:45 AM
No.96306794
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>>96306775
Painting. I hate building.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:26:52 AM
No.96306810
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>>96306775
Painting > Playing > Building.
It's a little skewed because I'm having the most fun while playing, and playing with fully painted units is a strong motivator, but painting is exactly what I want in a hobby that I can enjoy practically every day whereas I only play a game maybe twice a month, so it's a little more special of an occasion and I like the chance to hang out with the folks I play with.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:27:32 AM
No.96306813
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>>96306775
Building > Playing > Painting
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:31:19 AM
No.96306837
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>>96306054
I only care if we get naked female custodes.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:34:30 AM
No.96306866
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>>96306504
After reading your replies, it seems much more likely you should drink water, eat food, and sleep more.
But also, if you are anyone else have shaky hands and it's affecting your ability to hobby, this guy did a video showing how he copes. I think he closed down his channel but put the video back up because people told him how much it helped.
https://youtu.be/oqp76vAJu9g
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:39:23 AM
No.96306890
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>>96306898
>>96306775
I enjoy painting a lot, don't like building at all and I'm a nogames
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:40:24 AM
No.96306894
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>>96306938
>>96303642 (OP)
So are nusquats finally cool? because even though you could kitbash a "votann warlord with tyranid trophies, that new model is really cool
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:41:02 AM
No.96306898
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>>96306947
>>96306890
The tabletop only exists to give you something to do with your minis once you've built and painted them and to encourage you to buy duplicates that you otherwise wouldn't.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:41:35 AM
No.96306900
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>>96306775
Painting no contest
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:43:10 AM
No.96306909
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>>96303642 (OP)
>In an army of /yourdudes/, are epic heroes reflavored as original characters or are they who they're supposed to be?
I got the kayvaan shrike model because it's cool and GW makes it hard to get the bits you need to kitbash 'proper' raven guard, no clue why RG literally have art depicting them with unique chest armour and then that doesn't exist at all, while white scars and iron hands are relatively easier to kitbash with saber style swords that literally come in the white scars upgrade kit or the same kind of robot arms/heads that come in the iron hands kit. The RG upgrade kit doesn't even come with enough beaked helmets.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:47:05 AM
No.96306927
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>>96307017
>>96303714
He isn't supposed to be likable. The emperor's children, as individuals, are not supposed to be likable. Arguably this applies to chaos in general, but the EC characters in particular are supposed to be relentlessly and unapologetically dickish, similar to how the Night Lords just like to kill people and don't really have some excuse to be made. Though people have tried with the Laer blade and then GW walked that back so Fulgrim is just an asshole who got jerked off by a daemon and decided he liked that better. Mortarion and Angron and Magnus all got fucked over in some way, but fulgrim had a choice and he chose wrong, same with Lucius and Fabius and Eidolon.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:48:06 AM
No.96306934
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>>96303724
>Lucius summoned a great daemon of speed who rides on a bike then tricked him into riding straight into a hive city while strapped with a genocide bomb, for the lulz
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:48:37 AM
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>>96306948
>>96306894
>destinyfag cumming his destiny faction getting even more destinyshit
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:49:07 AM
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>>96306961
>>96305764
He means that Lucius should be like a Hazbin Hotel bad guy.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:49:51 AM
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>>96307017
>>96306898
I'd still like to give it a try someday. Then again, playing against some tryhard with an optimized list with my random assortment of bullshit that I bought because I thought it's cool does not sound particularly fun
>>96306938
>destinyfag cumming his destiny faction getting even more destinyshit
What
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:51:34 AM
No.96306956
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>>96304547
>>96304513
Ironically when I was at the GW store 4 months ago I saw a 10yo kid and his (suprisingly 50yo look) mom buying some starter stuff for Elfdar.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:51:52 AM
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>>96303714
impossible task to make somebody likable who's only noteworthy trait is that he loses all the time
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:51:59 AM
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>>96306939
I don't know what that means.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:52:31 AM
No.96306963
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>>96307106
>>96306310
Anon, pre-Fall are closest to Deldar of all factions currently active and I'd imagine their societies (and tech) to be mostly interchangeable. Wasn't Vect's ascension basically him wrestling Commorragh from the Homunculii that called the shots there already?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:52:52 AM
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>>96307100
>>96306948
ignore the subhuman schizo
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:55:47 AM
No.96306977
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>>96306775
Building playing painting
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:59:26 AM
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>>96307100
>>96306948
The best part of seeing the everything-I-don’t-like-is-destiny fag is the smug feeling of superiority that I know less about destiny than he does because nothing he ever says makes any sense. Destiny lives rent free in that poor tormented soul.
>>96306947
Most tabletop players just want to have fun—"that guy" exists, but he's singled out as an exception for a reason.
>>96306927
>Arguably this applies to chaos in general, but the EC characters in particular are supposed to be relentlessly and unapologetically dickish, similar to how the Night Lords just like to kill people and don't really have some excuse to be made.
It's possible that, in the long run, making Space Marines in general and Chaos SM in particular less one-dimensional was a mistake. When someone like Talos or Vorx is slaughtering Imperial civilians wholesale with no remorse, it's still really hard to hold it against them.
1-3 I start votann, 4-6 I start guard, 7-9 I start drukhari, 0 I kill myself.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:07:03 AM
No.96307039
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>>96307050
>>96307024
Nice, you got the least gay faction there. Make your own unique regiment.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:07:11 AM
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>>96307017
>that pic
Warhammer 40 has reached the point of being the new bronies fandom replacement in being insufferable and always interjecting into everything has it?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:08:18 AM
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>>96307039
Nah, I'm probably just gonna do guard soup. I don't like converting models, and I like all of the current guard models that aren't old enough to vote.
Damn this is some of the coolest shit I've painted yet. What do you guys think of my demon prince head?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:09:35 AM
No.96307060
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>>96307070
>>96307024
The new CP is pretty solid. If you have the budget, maybe pick up a foetid bloatdrone as w—oh, you probably meant the *other* Guard
>>96307052
Looks like it'll look amazing from 3 feet away. Aka perfect. Anything more than that is wasted effort.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:09:57 AM
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>>96307076
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:10:55 AM
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>>96307060
I was about to comment about how shit the guard CP is before I even finished your post and realized you were trolling.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:11:03 AM
No.96307071
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>>96307063
Shut the fuck up subhuman
>>96307043
Every fandom that reaches "critical mass" gets that way; cf. "Is that a Jojo reference?"
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:11:33 AM
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>>96307063
It does look pretty great up close and at table level. Im super happy with it.
>>96307064
Yeah the horns took me like 2 hours, but damn did they turn out sick.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:12:26 AM
No.96307084
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>>96307559
>>96307017
It's funny because blorbius sounds like he's death guard but the bald looks closer to black legion.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:14:57 AM
No.96307100
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>>96307200
>>96306948
>>96306965
>>96306998
fuck off samefagging destinyfag
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:15:32 AM
No.96307106
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>>96307133
>>96306963
The homunculi are still the elite above vect, they just don't care to rule. It was the Noble Houses and Vect got them to sudoku fighting space marines or something. Vect is halfborn, he isn't an ancient Eldar nobleman.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:16:32 AM
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>>96307052
Positive Comment
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:18:43 AM
No.96307126
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Kharn is my little baby boy with a tragic past and I can fix him.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:18:58 AM
No.96307127
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>>96307135
>>96307075
>>96307043
'Quarternaries', people who are 'part of a hobby' like twitterfags- purely through memes, clips or upvoting posts on their favorite website. Often, they will have strong political leanings usually leftist, sometimes rightist or more obscure ones that make them feel like 'their' hobby is a battleground to be fought over. Will become bored with it after completely ruining it and move onto the Next Cool Thing. Usually became interested only because it enables them to create a Friend Simulation Experience with other fellows experiencing the hobby in the same banal way.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:19:20 AM
No.96307130
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>>96307145
>>96307052
his face looks like he uses a lot of makeup
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:19:46 AM
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>>96307106
Pretty sure Rakarth is one of the oldest and most powerful (non-Necron) figures in the setting and just doesn't care to engage in any aspirations beyond his science research into the nature of death.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:19:57 AM
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>>96307223
>>96307127
people who know purely through memes are tertiaries
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:20:35 AM
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>>96307017
>rainbow profile pic
every fucking time lmao
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:21:08 AM
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>>96307229
>>96307075
>Is that a Jojo reference?"
Part 5 anime was the worst thing to happen to jojo. It was good but too good. Brought in a lot of people(redditors/tumblrfags) who skipped right to it because it was the flavour of the season. The same thing is totally happening to 40k right now. It will pass when something new comes along.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:21:45 AM
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>>96307130
Slaanesh will do that to you.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:24:09 AM
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>>96307186
This shit is so small I'm getting cramps just by holding it.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:25:02 AM
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>>96303642 (OP)
>In an army of /yourdudes/, are epic heroes reflavored as original characters or are they who they're supposed to be?
In /mydudes/ don't use GW named characters. I do have characters with names and generic datasheets.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:25:03 AM
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>>96307063
>wasted effort
no need to tell us what your parents call you
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:27:12 AM
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>>96306775
Building>Playing>>Painting.
My loathing of painting is mostly because I choose a horde army. I enjoy painting vehicles ad characters. Its just all the troops that make it a drag.
>>96307155
>citadel tools after being told not to buy overpriced shit
oh no no
>"building is my favorite part of the hobby!!1"
>all modern sets are either monopose or ETB
Makes you think
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:30:19 AM
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>>96307227
>>96307186
the fucking meme mouldline remover no less
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:30:26 AM
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>>96307209
>>96307194
you've never touched a modern kit and it shows
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:30:47 AM
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8/13/2025, 1:31:47 AM
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>>96307212
>>96307198
Sorry if i touched a nerve or something builderman
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:32:13 AM
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>>96307194
Oh god you’re gonna make me post
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:32:44 AM
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>>96307220
>>96307209
>umad???
too predictable
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:34:54 AM
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>>96307212
I knew you'd say that. I can see things before they happen. It's a schizo trait.
>>96307135
>primaries
People who engage directly, those who own models and paint them and play the game. Possibly includes tabletop simulator players.
>secondaries
People who might own some minis as part of something they tried to do once and got discouraged or bored ("I like the setting but I hate assembling/painting models
), who play videogames that are warhammer themed but not specifically tts, or who watch/read warhammer media to completion.
>tertiaries
People who engage in warhammer media in a distanced fashion, such as those who can quote wikis. Might own a codex or an unopened box of minis.
>quarternaries
People who only know fragments of the setting based on memes posted by others, engage with 'the warhammer community' purely as an online friendship simulator, disinterested in warhammer if their 'friends' should move onto a new hobby to post memes about.
>quinteries
People who only know certain memewords, like "blood for the blood god" and nothing else. People who enjoy Tau unironically.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:37:00 AM
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>>96307223
>secondaries
>own minis
wrong
not reading the rest retard
>>96307186
>>96307196
The Citadel Tools were cheaper than Tamiya where I live and they are awesome. Very comfortable. I also have a full set of Army Painter Tools which I got for 20$ only because of the drill and they aren't as comfortable. The mould line remover is awesome. Also Citadel Clippers are infinitely superior to the Army Painter ones. I'm very happy I got them.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:37:04 AM
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>>96307243
>>96307140
People were already jojosting by the time of 3 or 4.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:38:14 AM
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>>96307223
>Possibly includes tabletop simulator players
Quarternary hands wrote this post
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:39:28 AM
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>>96307229
It got 1000 times worse after 5 though. Le epic piano song is mostly to blame.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:39:30 AM
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>>96307223
>primaries
>Possibly includes tabletop simulator players.
you fucked up right at the start bro
>secondaries
>People who might own some minis
oh okay you're just fucking retarded
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:40:12 AM
No.96307248
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>>96307265
>>96307227
The mold line remover is probably fine but removing mold lines with the back of your hobby scalpel is free.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:43:24 AM
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>>96307248
I use both. Also the mould line remover was like 12$ so who cares.
>>96307227
You know what? That's cool. As long as you're enjoying yourself who gives a shit what tools you're using. I also bought some citadel tools when I got back into the hobby because when I was a kid I've dreamt of being able to afford all the fancy citadel stuff. Have fun hobbying, anon.
I love chaplains so much bros
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:57:07 AM
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Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:02:27 AM
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>>96306066
>Weren't the WBs the most numerous traitors at some point?
Those were their official sizes, WB and AL were likely undercounted since the one was effectively renegade for decades by the start of the HH and AL were always up to secret shit.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:03:14 AM
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>>96307223
>Possibly includes tabletop simulator players.
Loathsome quarternary take
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:08:03 AM
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>>96307544
>>96307272
Nta but had these older citadel clipper gifted to me ages ago and they are so impossibly strong. I've bent the handles and pitted the blades on dozens of cheap Amazon clippers trying to snip paperclips/brass rod or big resin sprue gates, but these have stayed sharp for 4 years and I use them for everything. They feel even nicer than the current gw snips which feel exactly like Amazon snips imo
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:09:05 AM
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>>96307311
The banner is very cute
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:17:23 AM
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>>96307490
When's the next reveal show? I want to see who could possibly be getting their next codex. It could be anyone y'know? Imperial knights, deldar.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:21:46 AM
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>>96307460
It's Space Marines.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:31:35 AM
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>>96306248
Thanks anon. I got the GW glue (I know but they didn't have Tamiya and it's pretty much the same thing but a bit more expensive). I'll get Tamiya next time.
>>96306250
I am but had no idea it takes so much time to clean the mold lines, glue etc. Maybe I'm just slow.
>>96307272
This hobby isn't cheap but I decided to go all out to enjoy it in comfort. Citadel Tools are very comfortable and so far work very nicely.
>>96307405
I have the Army Painter clippers and the Citadel clippers and the Citadel ones are much sharper and cut much more easily. They are also more comfortable. I have no regrets.
>>96304284
oh yeah? show us some of your stuff.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:32:47 AM
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>>96307595
>>96303948
you're pre-emptively banned, slopper
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:33:53 AM
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>>96307550
That's tsonanon
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:34:09 AM
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>>96307084
The human skin loincloth is very Night Lords, though, and Curze is right down there with Angron in terms of him and his legion hating each other. The joke, of course, is that because it's 40k it could be almost anybody.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:35:51 AM
No.96307567
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>>96307581
What's a good list core for Necrons this edition? I stopped keeping up with 40k in the transition from 9e to 10e but now I've got time to kill and need a good hobby to-do list and/or starting point for roster building. From what I can find it's
>20 warriors with either a reanimator or HQ
>immortals with A cryptek of some variety
>Señor Skorpekh and his mariachi band
>AT LEAST one C'tan shard
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:37:18 AM
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>>96307659
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:39:01 AM
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>>96307622
>>96307553
Says who? He said I can be a part of it already.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:43:48 AM
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>>96307595
No, he didn't.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:48:44 AM
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For secret santa, what measures are being taken to ensure the slopper doesnt participate. Not interest in getting a badly airbrushed "bhuddist lightning bolt tank" or something.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:48:52 AM
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>>96307672
>>96307581
That doesnt seem right. Needs three monoliths and a lord.
The real trick is to tell decalfag he's allowed for secret Santa and then just give him a fake address that doesn't exist and don't give anyone his address
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:51:26 AM
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>>96307659
Of course! Silly me!
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:52:03 AM
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>>96307658
imo sending the organiser a timestamped example of your work should suffice
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:56:42 AM
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>>96307738
>>96307658
What the hell did I do to you? Stop whining already.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:57:16 AM
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>>96307720
How long does it take you to build 10 cultists/non space marine type unit?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:59:36 AM
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>>96307717
>>96307670
Why a fake address? Let some rando get a suspicious package. It'll be fun.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 3:01:25 AM
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>>96307706
>>96307670
You people are sick in the head
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 3:01:49 AM
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>>96307696
I dont think I've ever timed it. I just put a movie on and have a good time.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 3:04:44 AM
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>>96307773
>>96307692
Anon just stop you’re a lolcow here now constantly getting milked. Just walk away before you reach iron tard levels of lolcowery.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 3:09:51 AM
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>>96307771
>>96305836
Now you're just making up reasons to get upset
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 3:11:36 AM
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>>96307761
Implying I have to make them up.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 3:12:37 AM
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>>96307738
Yea ok bud go take a walk, we’re talking here.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 3:22:09 AM
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>>96307833
It's really crazy how much better the threads would instantly get if the decalmutant dropped dead
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 3:25:16 AM
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>>96307849
>>96307833
nice try decalslopper
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 3:26:12 AM
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>>96307849
>>96307833
why dont you go somewhere without anonymity and moderation so you dont have to deal with this then
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 3:29:22 AM
No.96307849
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>>96307864
>>96307836
>>96307839
That’s not me bozo
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 3:33:21 AM
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>>96307879
>>96307849
This is why you don't deserve to be involved in any community events
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 3:33:31 AM
No.96307865
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>>96306466
Press any part of your two hands together when painting, even lightly at the wrists. The trembling will sync, and both hands (and so the model and brush) will stay mostly still relative to one another, even if they are both moving.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 3:34:37 AM
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>>96307864
What do you mean?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 3:34:42 AM
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Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:14:06 AM
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>>96307052
I feel like I fought someone like that in a Final Fantasy game.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:38:19 AM
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>>96306054
so this canonically means the female custodes are just full tits out at group meetings
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:45:40 AM
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>>96303642 (OP)
>TQ
Celestine shows up where she is needed.
Morven, however, is Canoness Amura in her Nundam.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:08:11 AM
No.96309069
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>>96310700
>>96304379
Yes at the Leeds GT Josh Robert’s got caught cheating during the final game on stream. Making up rules, consolidating units multiple times etc and not a single TO said a word. The stream chat was going wild watch on him cheat his opponent out of a win. UKTC didn’t say a word.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:41:25 AM
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>>96303653
No, i have my own lore and i consider them different characters.
Also, i don't want named big centerpiece models in my army.
From a mechanical standpoint, i need Abaddon very much, but i just can't force myself to put that oversized terminator on my shelf.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:11:55 PM
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>>96309069
and that faggot meat head is in charge of balancing this shitheap of a game
fucking end us all now please GOD