Thread 214052083

So now that Disney has officially come to the table, and said they want boys and men to come back, I think this is a perfect time to settle this senseless culture war. What would it take for you, the boys and men of /tv/, to come back? What are your demands?

>>214052083 (OP)
Racism. The fun kind.

>>214052083 (OP)
Nude Tayne

fire every single writer you have. Replace them with barely literate Guatamalans and post their daily results on /tv/ for touch ups.

>>214052083 (OP)
Nothing. They told me to fuck off and I did. It’s been 5 years, and I found new hobbies.

>>214052083 (OP)
Boob humor.

>>214052083 (OP)
Disney fags are desperate lol

>>214052083 (OP)
The same creative respect shown to young female entertainment. The willingness to play it straight without subversion or deconstruction. And the acceptance that it is its own audience demographic and not meant for everyone.

>>214052149
this

>>214052083 (OP)
Arrest anyone who went along with woke ideology. Brutally torture the ones who were actively pushing it.

>>214052083 (OP)
Hardcore misogyni, racism, violence, gore, blood and nudity. Also, good writing. No CGI when it comes to the violence, fuel explosions and squibs only.

>>214052083 (OP)
More strong female leads, LGBT+ and BIPOC representation, and an unabashed commitment to progressive messaging.

Disney needs to do better.

>>214052083 (OP)
Is it just me or is every second thread on this board now about how Disney can win back its male audience? Like who cares? Just let this shitty company die a gradual death.

>>214052307
based accelerationist

>>214052083 (OP)
Money. You want me to watch your movies? Pay me.

>>214052083 (OP)
The highest quality anime waifus

TITS
and maybe vaginas

I want designated public masturbation areas installed in all disney parks and resorts, domestic and abroad

>>214052497
Is that not just regular bathrooms?

>>214052083 (OP)
Feminist She-Hulk show but with an actual focused plot on Super Hero Civil Law with writers focused on the legal battles.

>>214052149
same
and I'm not saying what hobbies I found lest they sick their dogs on them too

>>214052083 (OP)
>What are your demands?
That all women be nude from the waist down in everything they produce from here on out.
I am not prepared to negotiate. Take it or leave it. Final offer.

>>214052516
I thought so too, but then some kid walked in and put his face there just as as I was blowing a load, and next thing I know, I'm on a list. total bullshit

>>214052083 (OP)
>What would it take for you, the boys and men of /tv/, to come back?
/tv/ is one of the most dead categories of 4chan. Boys and men actively avoid this place.

Nothing. Disney's an evil company that jas always represented American culture at its worst and I'm happy they're struggling. The question isn't "what can they do so men come back to them?" the question is "What can we do so women abandon them too?"

>>214052608
>Boys and men actively avoid this place.
YWNBAW

>>214052516
Only if you wear a dress

>>214052083 (OP)
Too little too late. They can't undo the damage they did to everything they got their greedy little hands on.
I just want them to fail now. Even if by some miracle they made something I'd want to watch, I would make sure I pirated it so they don't see a cent from me

They have to free big Harv.

>>214052751
This. It's the only way to restore order.

>>214052553
I still can't wrap my head around the defense they used to justify not doing that
>Nobody wants to watch a legal drama
When in reality, Better Call Saul was the swan song of cable television

>>214052083 (OP)
>you won’t like me when I yellow brick road
> that’s my secret. i’m always bricked

>>214052553
honestly, Barbie proved that you can make feminist media successful. But it has to be actually well made, and stay in it's lane. Tone down the man-hate a bit, replace the diversity hire writers room with real writers, it could have worked

>>214052652
>YWNBAW
This nigga thinks 'I'm" a fag. Look at the fuckin' catalog, dumbass. /tv/ is on3 of the most dead boards on 4chan.
And how the fuck are you callin' me a fag when I literally quoted the guy directly who I was referring to? Not that fuckin' bright are you?

>>214053139
You said boys and men actively avoid this place.
You are not actively avoiding this place. Women don't come here, so you're a troon.
It doesn't take fucking Columbo, mate.

>>214052149
>Disney is a hobby
No man has ever actually uttered those words. Disney being "a hobby" is to women what making skin coats out of your victims is to men

>>214052083 (OP)
>I think this is a perfect time to settle this senseless culture war
Settle? In their moment of triumph? Isn't this what Disney told us they wanted? Isn't this what Disney destroyed Star Wars and Marvel in order to accomplish?

>>214052083 (OP)
theres so much that would need to go or be changed that i really cant be bothered to write it all as nobody will ever listen anyway
start by firing every single woman, feminist and... you know...

>>214052926
It's egregious but it isn't even that.

A show about a superhero lawyer who handles cases involving super hero law and order is a literal golden ticket of a show idea. Forget a mini series you could serialized that concept for multiple season and then some. It's some anti-/tv/ shit.

more kpop demon hunters

>>214052083 (OP)
>What would it take for you... to come back?
a lobotomy

>>214052083 (OP)
More propaganda. Not gonna consume anything from them but more propaganda = more material to shitpost.

>>214052566
I don't know how they can really ruin my hobbies since they're solitary. Ban high capacity saw blades?

>>214052083 (OP)
>>214052102
okay sure, I'll bite. There has been no culture shift and unfortunately that can't happen until 25% of the country that doesn't belong here is removed, and women and jews lose their right to vote and own property. Once those things happen, we can rebuild Yidsney.

>>214053279
Comic books are a hobby. I don't bother with them anymore cuz I'd rather spend my money on shit that makes me happy

>>214052083 (OP)
I think the way forward is by embracing science fiction. Phillip K Dick had many deep and intriguing themes found throughout his books, and I do think if Marvel used them and did so in good faith, people would come back
I don't think they will, though. I fully expect them to double down on what made audiences turn away in the first place

>>214052083 (OP)
It's impossible because the writers are all hard woke feminists who despise men and will always write that narrative whether consciously or subconsciously

>>214052083 (OP)
>come back
It was never for men.
They made money on tales of princesses for decades. Hercules is the best representative for a male the entire company has and even he’s BTFO by woman.
It’s a company for girls that boys sometimes come along for the ride.
Boys know this and go to anime now which understands the uncut hetrosexual male.

mensisters...

Shitcanning Kathleen in the most brutal and humiliating fashion possible would be a good start. Don't just quietly dismiss her and have her "step down" or "move on to other projects", make a big spectacle out of it, like burning a witch at the stake.

Have a big event at Star Wars Land and tell her she's there to accept some sort of award. When she walks out, instead of presenting her with a trophy, Iger dresses her down, degrades her, and tears the sleeves off of her pantsuit. He gives a quick speech about how she's disgraced the good name of Star Wars and that she has exactly 5 minutes to escape Disney World before a randomly selected group of Star Wars fans dressed as stormtroopers are released to hunt her with paintball guns.

Until Kathleen is gone and a MAN is put in charge, I'm not buying a single fucking Disney product because otherwise it won't be sincere.

>>214052149
Imagine if Disney were your hobby.

They should fire everyone, and then start paying me. Then I'd watch their stuff, I guess.

>>214054972
I'd honestly just take her and the rest of her ilk getting unceremoniously fired and an apology as a sincere extending of the olive branch from them

>>214055071
It's just about the only way I would or could get back into Star Wars. If they don't can their entire female leadership and completely start over, it's all just talk.

At this point it's a little like an abusive relationship with a shitty ex. Saying you want to change is great, but until I actually see you do something to change, I'm not getting back together with you.

>>214054972
>He gives a quick speech about how she's disgraced the good name of Star Wars and that she has exactly 5 minutes to escape Disney World before a randomly selected group of Star Wars fans dressed as stormtroopers are released to hunt her with paintball guns

>>214055000
>>214053279
Niggers your hobby is /tv/ you don't have any high roads to take

>>214052083 (OP)
>What would it take for you, the boys and men of /tv/, to come back?

Every leftoid in Disney corporation to be deported to Venezuela, and for Mike Stoklasa to become a rug in George Lucas' farmhouse.

>>214055860
I'm actually white but my condolences for your situation.

>>214056491
kek

>>214052083 (OP)
the worst part about this scene was the dreadful flat arse

>>214052083 (OP)
>Deadpool & Spiderman team up movie
>Moon Knight season 2 or appearance in a movie
>Hulk drops the smart hulk shit and becomes a savage
>yelena and kate bishop getting CREAMPIED by bucky barnes or matt murdock
>no more women superheroes as the main character. maximum of 10 mins of screentime per movie
>take the secret invasion plot seriously and make it an entire saga

>>214054183
>okay sure, I'll bite

>>214052083 (OP)
Kill yourself faggot cocksucker. Im never coming back.

>>214052083 (OP)
Things made by white men, for white men, featuring white men with none of this gay or nigger or feminist bullshit ruining everything

Don't forget Indiana Jones. Not just about Star Wars and Marvel.

>>214053139
>/tv/ is on3 of the most dead boards on 4chan.
Lurk on /qst/ for a few days and get back to us.

>>214052083 (OP)
Acknowledgment of deliberate destruction of every possible cultural icon that even slightly had more popularity with men
Until they admit they were doing it on purpose. Naming and shaming the people involved (including firing Kennedy). The rot will still persist and as such I'll do everything in my power to stop anyone from watching goyslop

>>214052083 (OP)
>Disney has officially come to the table, and said they want boys and men to come back
You trust them to negotiate in good faith after everything they've done? Seriously?
And even if - IF - they're being sincere, they no longer have genuine artists or the talent. The corporate suits and committees do not think like you and I

>>214052083 (OP)
For them to go back to phase one storytelling and just tell a fucking good decent comic book story without a million identity politics and libshit gender affirmation bullshit race bait division. So I guess non made by California fuckers stuck in bubble and extremely tired of black rock pushing messages into them>>214052149
Shit got so bad I had to switch to a different comic book set then DC or marvel lmao and dudes right FUCK telling anyone about shit I'm into now or else you fucked come over to inject gay agenda messages in that shit too. You asked for it, you called the fans racist as we literally begged you not to put a gun to your head, but you still did it, you literally get what you fucking asked for and deserve, enjoy the new modern Twitter fsggot audience of bots you bought for flavor text and good reviews. Bet that equated to revenue. Fuckig retards don't even deserve a business anymore if you missed the constant cash flow and slam ducks you were handed and you can't make any shots now get fucked and rot. Or go back to making Mikey mouse but oh shit didn't your dumbass let him go public domains? Can't even keep your main mascot get fucked sideways and die. I'm good on seeing dr doom take his mask off so soi Jack can point and the screen and see iron man. Nah get that fat bitch back that was supposed to reach young men mater of fact just nuke yourself off the face of the earth cuz you failed at an easy ass fucking job because your literal retards lmao

>>214052083 (OP)
Thunderbolts was a good start, one of the main characters being a straight white male that deals with his demons, helped by his new comrades.

>>214058009
Kill yourself cuck

>>214052083 (OP)
How much are they paying you to post this?

>>214052083 (OP)
Start by making a three hour long movie that's nothing but ultra HD closeups of She-Hulk's sweaty butthole and pusy. The butthole must also wink.

>>214057774
Would be an ok start, still would be a long journey to getting that audience back even if they did this though.

Easy.

>>214058045
Who pissed in your cereal? Take your meds.

>>214053817
never assume things can't get worse

>>214058124
The plot can simply be her progress through 3 hours of real-time anal training. The second she pops in a plug with a 5" diameter: credits.
Her reaction can be the post-credit stinger.

>>214058124
sigh

>>214052083 (OP)
Comic accurate Shanna the She-Devil.

Going to the movies has become a chore. Why are the tickets that expensive? All of the seats are empty. If it's an hour before showtime they should just make all empty seats $1 and watch as people line up for popcorn. Going to the movies shouldn't cost more than an applebees dinner.

>>214052083 (OP)
My understanding is that Disney primarily makes products for kids, so I don't think I'm their target audience age-wise.

>>214052083 (OP)
They made up a whole new just to character shit on men.

>>214052313
It was the same thing over a /lit/ a few months ago. Constant threads about articles wrote about "trying to bring back young, white men". Who knows why. Maybe the usaid thing wasnt a conspiracy.

>>214052083 (OP)
I want vigilante movies. Like old school Charles Bronson shit. And not that weak morally-grey hero shit. I want a morally strong hero dispensing justice in a morally-grey world. Like old school pulps. Good, strong men just blasting criminals from all classes, and they do not stop until everyone is dead.

>>214056491
>I'm actually white

>>214052083 (OP)

No, sorry. Trust is gone. It would take at least 10 years of Disney actually showing good will to even consider negotiations. It´s like job hunting, they need 10 years of verifiable experience to even make it to the table. That´s ten years of actual movies and tv shows.

Right now Disney is the toxic partner on a broken one sided relationship. We have no use for empty apologies, promises of change and crocodile tears.

>>214052083 (OP)
How about a male-made movie. Male writers, effects, director, producers etc. Dont promote it as such, just see what happens and is audiences like it.

>>214055956
It's amazing that Mike stoklaska was able to singlehandedly destroy a franchise that, at the time of his plinkett review, was bigger than god, the devil, and cocaine combined.

>>214052083 (OP)

>come back
>implying was ever there

>>214055000
They make movies, television shows, toys and video games. Those aren't hobbies?

>>214052083 (OP)
its a trick from the mouse...girls kissing girls and boys kissing and rubbing against boys is what you gonna get...DONT BELIEVE THE MOUSE

>>214060084
No.

>>214059970
Monkey paw
It's all fags.

Funny that they're mad at the monster they created.

>>214060148
>cures their faggotry

>>214052083 (OP)
She-Hulk gets gangraped and chokes on the BBC.

>>214052313
>>214059753
A) Why is it shocking that a board dedicated to television and film would discuss the ongoing implosion of the biggest entertainment company in the world? They own the MCU, Star Wars, the Xenos and a billion other things. It's relevant to our interests and a sign of progress if they realize woekslop is bad business and start purging their departments full of useless DEI shitters.
B) I suspect that at least some of these threads are being used as half-assed focus groups and some intern is being paid in college credits to canvas the "chud" demographic and find out what our fucking problem is. Which is kind of creepy and dishonest but hey, if they're actually going to solicit feedback might as well be honest with them

>>214052083 (OP)
>What would it take for you, the boys and men of /tv/, to come back?
At least 10 or so actually good movies. I don't expect anything great, but at least just good. But since they (and the whole Kikewood) struggle to make even one now, I'm not sure they'll ever manage even in a decade or two.

>>214060141
No?

>>214059970
Do we really need to speculate on how it would work? That was pretty much every movie up through the mid 90's and it worked just fine. And if they want to argue that no longer works for modern audiences I would ask them how their current approach is working

>>214052083 (OP)
>What are your demands?
sex with brown women, they owe me

>>214060640
Oh, I imagine it would be a massive success. It could bring in a new golden age of movies. I just want to see it.

>>214052083 (OP)
Disney is not asking boys and men anything. They are asking consultants to come up with ways to continue what they are doing without blatantly spitting in boys and mens faces. They are asking how to be more subtle. Furthermore none of this would be happening had Netflix and Sony not come up with something totally new(kpop demon hunters) that is so popular with girls and women it doesn't need boys and men at all. Disney thought if they had a successful story or library all they had to do is recast and enough girls, gays, colored would make it a hit. Disney couldn't or wouldn't even keep these new cast members from telling you before hand who the new retelling was going to spit at.

>>214060685
get a passport

>>214052083 (OP)
I want more Megan Thee Stallion twerking

>>214052083 (OP)
Just stop making woke shit?

>>214057774
>slop
>mid
>good but no credit given because this mistake should have never happened
>based
>based
>no opinion, don't care
>>214061140
literally this, it's not hard

>>214054972
Iger is just as much at fault for the state of Star Wars as Kennedy. He betrayed George deliberately. Both he and Kathleen deserve to be humiliated and stripped of their wealth.

>>214061298
>literally this, it's not hard
It probably is. Imagine woke being your religion. And its not something you adopted, but an atmosphere you were surrounded by. Like its actually impossible to conceive of a story or character who is not defined by their outer identity.

>>214054861
She actually a bigger cunt in her comics.

>>214061407
I get where you are coming from but they have a whole backlog of successful movies to look at and ask questions and learn why those movies are successful compared to their current movies that haven't been as successful. Your mindset is only correct in the scenario where they have never made a hit movie, but that isn't the case here. They had a working recipe and ruined it to try and grasp an audience that was never intended for this form of media.

>>214052083 (OP)
I enjoyed the parts in Far From Home when they were in Europe, so more Europe. Maybe a small german town would be an interesting setting, just throwing that out there. All disney seems to be doing is letting new, budding ideas float away down the creek.

>>214061404
It would have been so, so easy to buy it from George but keep him around as a sort of creative director. George loved the worldbuilding and tech involved in the films, he just hated being the actual director and working with actors. They could have picked his brain for ideas that actually felt authentic and that the fans would have approved of and still kept the money. But they thought they could do it better So they chased off the best resource they could possibly have had who was willing to work for relative peanuts. And I guarantee it was in part because Kennedy was telling Iger that she'd been involved long enough that she could do it without George and she had all these great ideas she could finally implement. Stupid cunts.

>>214057774
bucky is a faggot, he's not giving anyone creampies

>>214052083 (OP)
If you look at the huge success of shonen anime, it's really just as simple as making cool media again. When Thor landed with stormbreaker in Infinity War his stocks exploded, but later movies went too far with the jokes and people stopped caring. It would actually be easy for the MCU to turn around, and they nearly did with Deadpool and Wolverine, but they always keep avoiding the truth.

Disney has done what many government agencies and the private sector has done. They hire a diversity HR director and all hires are dei hires. You then have a woke work force and they have no interest in what a consumer wants only what they want. These companies become beholden to their workforce and lose sight of the fact the company exist because of the consumer not some diversity hire.
Cracker Barrel is dealing with this shit now. Every excuse and denial for stepping in shit and alienating the customer always ends with a statement of support for their over 70,000 employees.

>>214053279
Seeing every new Marvel Movie or star wars movie and then stopping in 2020 after Episode 9 and Avengers Endgame is a hobby.

>>214058114
I do it for free :^) It's just fun seeing all the different ways that anons tell Iger to show it up his fucking ass

>>214052083 (OP)
No demands. I'm not interested in anything (((Disney))) are thinking of doing. They can't turn back time, they can't unfuck the past, and they sure as shit can't stop me review bombing their goyslop. It's just how it is now. They wanted this, they'll receive it.

>>214052083 (OP)
>What are your demands?
>Besides making actual content you'd watch.
Kek

>>214054972
They would promote Dave Filoni if that ever happened and then Star Wars would just be the Ahsoka Saga featuring endless references to The Clone Wars and Rebels.

>>214052083 (OP)
Come back?

Disney has always been a girl company. Their focus has always been princess crap

>>214052083 (OP)
She-hulk again, but make it about the sexy green lady being sexy on camera.

>>214064380
Yah, but they bought star wars and marvel and shit.

>>214052083 (OP)
Disney, like all of their modern films, is hollowed out of all their talent and quality and filled with shit which used it's skin suit to skate by on the tremendous amount of good will it built over decades. That good will has run out and there's no chance of them ever making a comeback.

>>214064380
They specifically bought SW and Marvel in a deliberate effort to appeal to boys, and then they almost immediately pozzed it and geared it toward girls who tend not to like either of those things.

Why they decided to do this I do not understand.

>the most popular She Hulk run that everyone talks about and that introduced things like She Hulk breaking the fourth wall was written purely for men
>the artist parodied stuff like that Demi Moore Vanity fair cover
>come to the show and they need Tatiana Maslany complaining to Hulk that BEING A WOMAN IS HARD
>canonically in this MCU, Banner told everyone in Avengers that he tried to kill himself because of how depressed he got
>but OH NO we need a woman who has nothing bad happen to her tell Bruce that he doesn't know what it is like to be a woman

>>214064610
Just think about it from this perspective. How do we endear this new hero to our audience? Oh, I KNOW, have her mock the old hero and his struggles.

In Ironheart, Riri says on multiple occasions in the first episode that Tony Stark was just a privileged billionaire. Hang on a second, Tony got blown up, had a machine hooked up to his chest and had to work in a cave whilst a hostage to build his OG Iron Man suit. Why not have Ironheart appeal to her hero Tony Stark? Nope, got to denigrate and belittle what came before I guess.

>>214064610
Too bad they based it off of Slott's abortion of a run that people pretend to like.

>>214052083 (OP)
Stop letting people like this in the writers room

>>214064610
John Byrne fucking struck gold with this version of Jen.

>>214064708
Doesn't feel much like Slott's run desu.

>>214052083 (OP)
What does "come back" even mean in this instance? If they make a movie that isn't slop I'd watch it, but I'm not going to subscribe to a service full of shit I'm not going to watch and can't trust for my children.

>>214064610
>>but OH NO we need a woman who has nothing bad happen to her tell Bruce that he doesn't know what it is like to be a woman
I can't get over this, like the writers forget Banner was on the run and everything else. It is exhausting because a family member would probably know all of that stuff. This isn't comics with hundreds of issues of back material. The writers should have at least watched his appearances.

>>214064779
It's super human law and she's an unlikable bint.
That's 1:1 Slott's run.

>>214064831
I mean the unlikable stuff comes from some of the painful dialogue that, as bad as Slott can be, doesn't feel Slott like. It just feels modern writer room like.

>>214052083 (OP)
I need a time traveling werewolf Wehrmacht soldier with his Anne Frank gf and a talking pig who acts like Randy Savage.

>>214065040
What the fuck does Slott feel like?
Because he 100% endorsed and backed the series.

>>214065175
>Because he 100% endorsed and backed the series.
So did a bunch of other shills and creators. I'm just saying it is easy to say: thing x is like this bad run. But outside of a couple things, it isn't really a direct comparison. The dialogue in She Hulk is just fucking bad and patronising because if comes from that sort of modern writers room. That's all. The show didn't fail because of Slott or taking one thing from Slott's run, it failed because it was a Feige abortion.

>>214052083 (OP)
I ask for nothing more than what is mine. Deliver the sex every mcu's female actress owes me and /tv community or in 48 hours a barrage of missiles loaded with VX nerve agent will kill every leaving being in the coast of San Francisco
Hummel, from Alcatraz. Out.

>>214052083 (OP)
>What would it take for you, the boys and men of /tv/, to come back? What are your demands?
I'll never be back, they would not be able to afford my unbelievably retarded and extreme demands.

>>214065247
>The show didn't fail because of Slott

>>214052083 (OP)
Kevin Feige and Kathleen Kennedy must be removed. Disney must apologize for ever hiring them. Then I want handsome and strong white male protagonists with sexy white female love interests

>>214065337
Anon, fucking please, comic books are not relevant except for IP farms. This show failed because Feige is a retard. Dan Slott is also a retard but he didn't have fucking anything to do with doing this show, besides shilling it. He'd like to believe he did, but he didn't. If anything you're blowing smoke up Dan Slott's ass pretending like he had any real influence over the MCU. Bizarre.

>>214064570
>girls who tend not to like either of those things
Girls (mostly fujos) were into Marvel for a while because of the Winter Solider, but even they lost interest after Infinity War. Current Marvelslop doesn't even appeal to them.

>>214065391
You know because of Slott people only know Jen as the modern whore of Babylon?

>>214054183
All Jewish assets and property must be confiscated and redistributed to American citizens

>>214054218
Grow up

>>214065421
>da jooz

>>214064221
>references to The Clone Wars
Nice!
>it's just season 6 and 7
Oh, right, shitwars

>>214061571
There's no way that contemporary """"creative"""" types would be willing to take advice from Lucas without having to "put their own spin on it" aka try to deconstruct, update it for the modern audience, and/or stick in their own power fantasy self-insert.
It's like saying "all hitler had to do to win ww2 was not invade russia", it's just not a plausible direction for things to go in.

>>214065419
The whole show was written for women rather than men not because of Slott but because Feige wants diversity points

>>214065650
Nah feige is right wing. He said so

More Xmen fighting against xmen villains with them using their powers at least every ten minutes.

>>214065678
It doesn't matter what he says. Look at the DEI trash that he produces

>>214065678
Feige literally had a war with Perlmutter. Perlmutter said: War Machine recasting doesn't matter because black people look the same and Black Widow shouldn't get a movie because girls don't buy action figures. Perlmutter didn't care about diversity. Feige pushed Perlmutter out and we got Captain Marvel added into the MCU last minute. Post Endgame was all Feige.

>>214065510
>da jooz

>>214052083 (OP)
Make more movies like Thunderbolts. When I mean like Thunderbolts is no queers, no forced representation, no "agendas". More shit everyone can relate to without being preachy and up your own ass. BP2, Marvels, Eternals, FATWS, She-Hulk, BNW - all that shit where the movie is a message washed over with a thin super hero veneer.

>>214065813
Yet they all blew thunderbolts out of the water. Curious.
Lets face it, right wingoid movies are trash

>>214065813
>Make more movies like Thunderbolts
Nothing about that film looks remotely good.

Thunderbolts unironically ended in a libtard sharing circle of feelings.

>>214065829
Thunderbolts scored higher than them all among critics and the general audience. No one is showing up for Marvelslop because the last 3 years has been the "narrative". The one that helped push people to vote for a meme president for a 2nd term. Keep up with reality

>>214065897
It ended with the Christian message of redemption.

Was this show good?
I turned this shit right off when they said something like
>"She-Hulk is better than regular Hulk because girls are better at managing their emotions."
Like, I know this is comic book fantasy but come on..

>>214065917
Yet thunderbolts flopped while the others thrived. Youre a fking retard. No one wants a masculine movie or a right coded movie

>>214065917
>>214066078
They all flopped you mentally retarded capeshitters.

>>214052083 (OP)
No more Jewish women in charge of anything

>>214066258
>da jooz

>>214066460
>not da jooz

>>214066488
Yes, incel

>>214052083 (OP)
As an old comic book fan and someone who still watches most of this stuff, this is what I think would do it.
1. Focus on the biggest named characters.
A. Standalone Hulk movie.
B. Finish some of the storylines that are out there, eg; White Vision/Scarlet Witch, (get Guillermo del Toro to make a new Scarlet Witch movie with a final standoff vs Agatha), Dr. Strange jumping into that portal with Charlize,
C. A Spider-Man movie with a new villain and no more MJ or Ned.
2. Finalize the multiverse stuff as soon as possible, it is far too convoluted.
3. Hurry up and get to the X-Men.
4. More Fantastic Four ASAP, there are so many ways to utilize them.
5. Do not use RDJ as Dr. Doom.
6. Make a Namor movie.

Overall, this thing needs to be tightened up and utilize the big names/classic characters more often.

>>214065963
Lmao is that really in there?

Every girlfriend I’ve ever had regularly gets irrationally angry over absolutely nothing, and I have to just refuse to engage and wait for them to get over it. My current gf is a tiny Asian, and I have to constantly tell her to stop losing her shit at other drivers when they do anything even mildly annoying so she doesn’t get murdered one day.

>>214067783
>Lmao is that really in there?
I quote:
>Here's the thing, Bruce. I'm great at controlling my anger. I do it all the time. When I'm catcalled in the street. When incompetant men explain my own area of expertise to me. I do it pretty much every day because if I don't I will be called emotional or difficult or... might just literally get murdered. So, I'm an expert at controlling my anger because I do infinitely more than you!
https://youtu.be/4-gooo4p9Bw

>>214052083 (OP)
>What are your demands?
Bring back the writers from 20 years ago.
Fire the current leadership & everyone they hired.

So A24 basically

>>214067841
That’s even more gay and retarded than I already expected.

They owe me sex.

Three fucking threads in a fucking row for three nights with the same pitch. These Disney shills are not coming here with open hands of fealty to what they can do to improve their situation: remember how they behaved and what they did when they felt they were untouchable in the midst of them gobbling up like a rat in a bakery every single significant IP of the last century and what they did with it and how they treated their detractors.

You killed my favourite franchise, you cultural vandals. You deliberately maligned and twisted it into an unrecognizable sludge, slit the throat goose that laid golden eggs for forty years while fucking it in the ass as it laid dying and now are crying how your toys are now broken and not doing what they ought to. You hate every single one of us and even if you don't say it outright, every single bit of your behaviour said it out loud. Yet here you are, with your puckered pussy and pink asshole's up in the air, begging for forgiveness in the only way your fembrains know how. Our indifference to your plight is the end result of your treatment of the consumer base you parasite off of to justify your existence by feminizing, infantiilizing, and degrading cinema as a whole. There are at your fingertips in this websites archives literally MILLIONS of typed out thoughts, feelings, and suggestions as to what it is that you can do to your company to correct course but that's too much effort on your part to do so you shit up the board even more pouting that you just plumb don't know what to do while blaming everyone else except yourselves for your sad state of affairs.
Ho-hummm....the billion dollar corporation doesn't know what to do with the changing tide of entertainment, in the face of the rise of the East's prominence in the cultural conscience, no one buying or swallowing their shit anymore, even their own fanbase they bend over backwards trying to appeal and please everyone while accomplishing none of it. Die fucking mad about it.

>>214061524
>ask questions and learn
You don't understand intersectionality politics.
There is no asking questions, there is no independent learning.
Edicts are given and received, turned into mantras and repeated until they contradict a newer edict.
Antisemitism was the worst sin of the right...until it wasn't.
Epstein was a big fake conspiracy and completely impossible...until it wasn't.
Big corpos are evil and they don't care about people, just profits....until they weren't.
It operates as a religion, not an ideology. You don't teach someone out of a religion.

>>214068071
A24 is fucking redditslop.

>>214052083 (OP)
1 billion dollars USD in my personal bank account.

>>214052083 (OP)
Sheboons dressed in white woman clothes always make me feel like they stink, idk why, I don't get the same feeling if they just wear their sheboon clothes, only when they pretend to be homo sapiens.

>>214066574
You need to lose your virginity before you can call anyone else an incel, little Moshe.

THE ABSOLUTE NUMBER ONE THING THEY CAN DO TO STILL SAVE THEIR WRETCHED CANCEROUS SOULS IS NOT LAST JEDI STYLE RAPE STEVE ROGERS OR THOR.

LET THAT RUMOR THAT STEVE'S EG HAPPY ENDING BE FUCKING BS.

GIVE THOR A CHERISHING DIGNIFIED ENDING LIKE TONY GOT AND IDEALLY A SERIOUS TONED 5TH FILM TO MAKE UP FOR WAITIKI.

ALSO DO NOTHING TO TARNISH TONY OR HIS ENDGAME SACRIFICE.

THE ABSOLUTE NUMBER ONE THING THEY CAN DO TO STILL SAVE THEIR WRETCHED CANCEROUS SOULS IS NOT LAST JEDI STYLE DESTROY STEVE ROGERS OR THOR.

LET THAT RUMOR THAT STEVE'S EG HAPPY ENDING CAUSED THE INCURSIONS BE FUCKING BS.

GIVE THOR A CHERISHING DIGNIFIED ENDING LIKE TONY GOT AND IDEALLY A SERIOUS TONED 5TH FILM TO MAKE UP FOR WAITIKI.

ALSO DO NOTHING TO TARNISH TONY OR HIS ENDGAME SACRIFICE.

THESE ARE THE ABSOLUTE LAST ICONIC BELOVED MALE HEROES WHO HAVE NOT BEEN WOKE RAPED (besides Ethan Hunt)
THIS IS ALL WE HAVE LEFT IN ALL THE FUCKING UNIVERSE OF ENTERTAINMENT.

FIX THE PURE FUCKING EVIL HORROR DONE TO INDIANA JONES.

MAKE THIS...

> The Sons of Indiana Jones.

> Written/Directed by the guys who did Top Gun 2 or Godzilla Minus One.

> It's primarily a 1 man show with Shortround (feeling eternal gratitude towards Indy) going on a quest first to Vietnam to recover Mutt's body and then to some ancient Asian temple where he fights off Maoist soldiers, a Dragon and successfully brings Mutt back to life.

> Final scene is him arriving at Indy & Marion's house... "Indy, you saved me, you gave me a life. I have spent much of that life trying to figure out how I would repay you... [Mutt steps into Indy's view]

> Mandate that this be the definitive final Indiana Jones story ending.

> Do have some flashbacks with CGI young Indy like Dial gave us.

Also...
> Make them re-release all the old Indiana Jones novels including the foreign ones that have never been translated or released in English.

>>214052083 (OP)
Kill Bruce Banner and have She-Hulk adopt his son, Skaar. Series would follow her journey as a single mom and her new career as a fixer for rookie superheroes.

>>214052083 (OP)
I demand doubling down on more feminism and woke bullshit until Disney doesn't have two nickels to rub together. It's the only way to be sure.

>>214052149
Yeah. They'd never meet my demands anyways.

>>214052926
>Nobody wants to watch a legal drama
Insane they thought that. The biggest fucking recipes for success in television are:
>Medical drama (heavy on the soap operatics/whose fucking who)
>Cop show
>Legal drama
The next runnerup would be office shit. I'm pretty sure 'superheroes but they have a 9-5 office job" would make money.

>>214064679
It was just part of that freakish maoist cultural revolution shit they tried to pull the past what, 6-8 years?
Unending kill the past, tear down the past, it was full on iconoclastic madness. Pop culture is our religion now (not some vgh fag I'm not religious just stating the obvious) so they took to what constituted heroes.

>>214052102
Unironically let the Wayan brothers write and direct some official capeshit

>>214060045
And then he made Space Cop and his opinion got disregarded.

>>214060442
A small amount of half-ass apologies an a pleading for access to our wallets does not make up for 15 years of abuse, vitriol and ostraciszation. Just because they don't have their people in power for the time being, does not negate what these animals were like and how they behaved and treated everyone they deemed to be different when they were in power.

>>214052083 (OP)
>So now that Disney has officially come to the table, and said they want boys and men to come back
No, we're just at the point in 'Atlas Shrugged' where the government wants John Galt's help to fix the economy, because they finally realise they don't know how to do it themselves. But spoiler, they wont actually follow his advice and stop their commie fucking with it - that's the one thing they're not prepared to do:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8GRpdM1Xmw

>Rand may have been a dumb bitch in many ways but she knew how commies operate.

All the wokefags at Disney realise they can't produce a product anyone wants and they're losing money and failing. So now they want people with talent to come in to fix it for them - but just enough that they can keep the host alive long enough to keep sucking its blood. They still want control and to use it as an ideological vehicle, hire their own mates, etc.

They've already done this kind of shit to a lesser degree. You'll notice after every minor success, or blip of a pulse created by someone with talent, they forcibly take the reigns back immediately and try to drive it themselves from there, but they just drive it into another ditch.

To put it in simple terms:
>you own a profitable lemonade stand
>commies come along and tell you how you should run it
>you tell them to fuck off
>they use government and dirty tricks to cheat you out of it
>they don't think there should be sugar in the lemonade because sugar am bad and stop liking what I don't like
>people stop buying it
>blame the customers, call them racists, etc.
>still don't buy it
>try to hire you back
>you tell them to put sugar in it
>they begrudgingly do - just enough to make a single sale
>immediately think they don't need you anymore and remove your control again
>quickly fuck even more shit up
>nobody buying their lemonade
>now we really want you to come back ...

How stupid are you? This is nothing new and has happened a million times before.

>>214052105
Not computing.
Please repeat.

How about we deport all the degenerates who work at Disney on a one way trip to Israel, from the lowest janitor to the highest CEO? This sounds like a great idea.

its literally as easy as being sincere about what you're making instead of putting out slop wrapped in 10 layers of irony that doesn't commit to anything because they're afraid of alienating people

>>214073096
I say we put the janitor into the position of CEO for a couple months, just to humiliate Bob. Because you know a barely litterate, illegal migrant, toilet scrubber could do his job better

>>214052083 (OP)
Stop making remakes and rehashes
Hand-draw in soulful 2D again and tell original stories that are well written
Don't put current age sentiment into anything make stories that last decades and capture essential human struggels
Appreciate the beauty of the human body and make the characters attractive / cast attractive people

>>214073096
Are you not paying attention? All the degenerates that work at Disney hate Israel just like you do

>>214052083 (OP)
I outgrew disney by late adolescence like any self-respecting adult. You lose, mickey mouse

release the unredacted epstein files and I'll ensure that your corporation makes quintrillions in 5 years

>>214073723
>original stories
Like the red panda thing or Wish?
Nah, Disney cannot do original stories, and never have done.
All their greats are retellings of folk tales and classic literature - except the Pixar films.

>>214052083 (OP)

Return to heteronormative behavior, programming, and strength.

The groups they are currently pandering to do not have offspring. It was doomed from the start.

Go back to Sunday nights and Wonderful World of Disney with wholesome stories with big scary challenges, or that take place in scary parts of history. Make the programming for CHILDREN, i.e. boys and girls.

Stay away from characters who would find a home in the DSM-V.

Disney is working on a BETRAYAL of the American family. That’s the damage they need to repair. And yes this absolutely starts with the board shuffling big investors who drove us here, and firing those complicit.

You’re either a family company or you aren’t Call it whatever you want - ally, supporter, DEI - whatever the current buzzword is. Whatever it is, what it ISN’T is family. Go back to your roots.

>>214073897
All degenerates are pro-Israel by default

>>214053649
Goystop.

>>214076942
The degenerates are in the streets protesting Israel you hilarious larping faggot

>>214052083 (OP)
More She-Hulk and voluptuous black women twerking.

>>214078034
Bump

>>214052083 (OP)
>and said they want boys and men to come back
They've said this multiple several times and you're a dumbfuck for believing them.

>>214052083 (OP)
1. All my spec scripts bought for record amounts, Joe Eszterhas type numbers (adjusted for inflation)
2. A super yacht and diverse group of 18-25yo hot sluts with fat butts who have signed NDA and consent forms to join my voyage

We demand all female characters to be 9/10 minimum. We want Firefly standards

>>214052083 (OP)
Hire actual writers
Stop hiring milennial propagandists

I dunno. There's anime and manga, there's Chinese and Korean video games popping off. Do we need the western entertainment industry to reconsider their hatred of male entertainment when we can just replace them instead?

>>214078983
yes we do. World is about asserting your dominance and power over others.