Thread 713633718

COMING STRAIGHT FROM YOUR HOUSE

>>713633718 (OP)
HE'S THE 1 CUMMING

FEACHER

COMING

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

>>713634165
YOU CAN'T POST WHEN HE'S DILATING!

DONT

TOUCH

THAT

DIAL

Hey
Answering >>713633880
Meme 1 from 4chan in Deltarune:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9topM9Abt9k
Roulx calling Ralsei a Bimbo
Meme 2 from 4chan:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jiov0_liDd4
Ralsei is 12 inches, and getting bigger

>>713634683
Also I guess in a weird sort of way, that guy got his comeuppance against the jannies killing him.

>can cum to completely sfw pictures of noelle because shes just that adorable
>cannot do this for any other character in any form of media
>shes not even my top 5 favorite UT/DR characters or even best girl
What is this called...?

>>713633718 (OP)
>2 threads.
Tennabros...

>>713634968
Three threads, actually. My bad.

>>713634449
you can't post in the deltatroon thread

Oh damn people might not be here, whoops.
If someone runs into the guy pass >>713634683
along

I want to talk about Deltarune here because I love TV

Test

QUICK!
You must reply with what you were yelling to raise the mic during the mike fight.

>>713637569
I was using the buttons.

>>713637569
Some form of the "MICHAEL, MICHAEL DONT LEAVE ME HEAR, MICHAEL!" meme where hes just yelling, burning in hell

>>713637569
N

>>713638548
Please don't say racial slurs

I FUCKING MISSED THE BLUE RIBBON ON CHAPTUM 3
I FUCKING LOVE BLUE
FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>713637569
COMING

>>713637569
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O04H-z1z1T0

>>713637569
cum cum cum peanut butter peanut butter cum cum cum

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Festival_(short_story)

just gonna leave this here
There's no way Toby didn't read this story.

>>713639075
Ever since I found out the ribbons have a hidden TP gain penalty I feel cheated

>eldritch horrors at a christmas festival
>ST MICHAEL's church
>descriptions of a black river under the earth and "pores" where the evil comes out
>The Fucking Festival
>Old man with a description that matches Gaster/Mysteryman

>>713639901
>>713640013
>published in an anthology called "Weird Tales"
AIEEEEEEE

>>713641084
>the weird route
>the tale that should not be followed

Some relevant details from The Festival:

>He locates his relatives' house, which has an overhanging second story, and is greeted by an unspeaking old man with "flabby hands, curiously gloved," and a "bland face" that he comes to suspect is "a fiendishly cunning mask". This mysterious greeter directs him to wait next to a pile of old books that includes a Latin translation of the Necronomicon


>The procession enters a secret passageway below the crypt, eventually coming to "a vast fungous shore litten by a belching column of sick greenish flame and washed by a wide oily river that flowed from abysses frightful and unsuspected to join the blackest gulfs of immemorial ocean." There, they engage in a "Yule-rite, older than man and fated to survive him"

Everything about the Holidays associating Christmas with evil occult stuff

Dark fountains/the depths, the "river of tears"

>. Great holes secretly are digged where earth's pores ought to suffice, and things have learnt to walk that ought to crawl.


And y'know.... niggerman is right there

>>713634914
Noelle reminds you of memories only your body still remembers

>>713637569
R2 button

>>713634165

I noticed these threads are still alive, did... did we win?

>>713642583
I mean I don't really know how you lose when you're in the game now
>>713634683

>>713634683
second one is a massive stretch lol but the bimbo one has a bit of merit to it

>>713637569
i was blowing on my mic like you need to do with some nintendo ds games

>>713643114
I think it's way more plausible since it would be the second time it's happened.

>>713637569
i don't have a mic.

>>713637569
I used right click.

>>713637569
PEEENIIISS

>>713633718 (OP)
CUMMING

>>713638678
-INTENDO MAMA MIMA

huh? what racial slurs? what are you talking about? schizo...

I would like the degenerate line back in

>>713645028
there's a mod on gamebanana

ily virovirokun

>>713645742
I think they're appealing too but you shouldn't just go ass out like that.
Have some Class

We're the man now, dog.

>>713637569
I was blowing at the microphone. These battles were fun.

>>713634767
How come the thumbnails always look like Mother 3?

>>713637569
TERIAAAAAAAA

>>713634683
Who is Mystery Child?

So Ralsei can just fly? Is that how he gets around Dark Worlds so fast?

So is the forgotten man the one egg that left Noelles PC out of happiness?
She can't recall it's name, it disappeared without a trace, and apparently it wants to help someone but can't remember. But will know when its time.

Only 6 months until we start Krusie route officially

>>713647846
He floats like a fluffy ballsack in the wind

>>713633718 (OP)
FEACHER

>>713637569
I didn't. I just gave the microphone a fucking hand job

>>713647846
Dark Worlds are powered by imagination, so you can do anything you want, but only Ralsei knows about that

>>713637569
I didn't do the Mike fight.

>>713637569
lalalalala

Does anyone else feel 3+4 was kinda short for what was it, nearly 4 years in between? Chapter 3 is like 3 hours long and 4 was maybe 4.5-5 hours. I beat the knight and got all the secrets (yes, even the chapter 3 egg) pretty quickly. It's unfortunate that it's so short, the gameplay keeps improving and I want to actually play more.

>>713645742
sweatdrops really make the difference

>>713648189
Toby blew most of his devtime on all of chapter 3's minigames.

>>713648189
I can't say I relate.

Why is Susie so ugly?

>>713637569
ouhhhh oh oh ohuhhhhhhhh

>>713647846
>Is that how he gets around Dark Worlds so fast?
No, it is Knight who carries him around (except for chapter 3).

>chapter 1
Knight planted him in advance and told all about prophecy and his mission to assist Kris.
>chapter 2
As soon as Kris and Susie entered the Dark World, Knight brought him over from school. That's why he appears with a delay.
>chapter 3
Kris brought him over from school during bathroom break. That's why he joined the Fun Gang almost immediately.
>chapter 4
Knight brought him over with herself to church. That's why he was on the scene before us.

>>713637569
I did a sort of nasally "myeh" sound

>>713637569
loud singing along with the music

If only Toby could let Kriselle be happyhouse
How could he be so cruelhouse?

>>713648189
It's funny seeing people can't really decide if Chapter 3 drags on too much or if it's too short

>>713633718 (OP)
i don't really get why rouxls kaard has a weird gaster-like melty face. i mean i really doubt they're related but from a character design standpoint i don't really get where the drippy mouth comes from as a sentient rules card.

>>713648409
The only ones who complain it's too short didn't bother with the sidequests

>>713634767
So I probably missed something, why is Asgore's truck collectively considered what killed Dess? Or is it just a meme?

>>713648278
I mean, I enjoyed it, I just wish that 2 + 3 had released at the same time. Would have made the Snowgrave stuff way more interesting if it was discovered after completing chapter 2 organically.

>>713648409
I think it could have gone on for another board, it really wasn't that bad on my Snowgrave replay. I honestly think it's better than Chapter 4 outside of the parts with Gerson, because it reveals a lot about Kris' shitty home life.

>>713648519
its just a meme.

>>713648189
Entire Undertale takes as much time as chapter 3

>>713648480
Would it be weird if I said I did all the side content and still think there wasn't enough? I'm content with Chapter 4 but I still can't shake the feeling Chapter 3 needed some more

>>713648580
Maybe a speedrun, no? UT is definitely a bit longer than 2-3 hours.

>>713648310
What make you say so??

>>713648319
>>713648071
I remember some expert on Middle East saying "If Israel says that sky is blue, I will look outside to check if it's overcast". I guess it applies to Ralsei as well.

>>713648057
So Kris could just say "I now have the CoolBeam ability that instantly kills titans in one hit lmao" and he'd actually get it?

>>713648670
Kris is a...

>>713648670
Eww

>>713648679
What if Ralsei is some Aizen level of villain? Where he starts as the goody two shoes who don't even swear, but he's actually someone who usurped the "Prince in the dark" role from someone else to lead the rest of the heroes t oa trap?

>>713648903
>to lead the rest of the heroes t oa trap
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Judas_goat

>>713648824
Don't say it TENNA!!!

>>713648884
LMAO

>>713648652
Okay but ch3 takes fucking ages if you're actually experiencing it fully, blind

Even just putting all the Zelda minigames is longer than 3 hours unless you're following a guide

>>713644865
I love the Jackenstein clip so much

>>713648983
pipis

>>713648409
something can be short and drag on at the same time
ch3 really shows what dev hell can do a project

>>713648342
Ralsei is obviously Kris’ monstersona headband left behind in the bunker when Dess unexpectedly died.

>>713648670
>so you be sayin' we some kinda $!$! squad?

>>713648670
If Toby asked whether Kris going to be "non binary" or confirmed male but Black, what would people prefer?

>>713649060
It only took me maybe 4.5 hours total, maybe an extra 2h more if you count the Knight retries. I only heard that you had to get S-ranks to get everything in Chapter 3, otherwise I found everything else.

>>713648884
>"A chance to give up being a mother and submit myself as an onahole to an ugly bastard skeleton? WHERE DO I SIGN UP???"

this game is shit

>>713649165
Kris is already my nigga

you can't get this from an egg

>tenna misgenders kris because he saw him grow up as a boy and wont entertain his new identity
Holy based

>>713648254
true...

>>713649250
What did he mean by this?

>>713649165
I'd get less cute femKris and cute Kris in dresses if he was a nigger so I'll keep the enby, thank you.

>>713648670
>the only universe where you want Suselle to happen

>>713649217
You didn't play it. Just music alone is lifechanging

>>713648884
>>713649195
Why is she like that?

Interesting.
Truly, truly interesting.

>>713649275
A grown ass man made this picture. Someone's mother carried a child for 9 months and raised him for 18 years so he could make this picture

>>713649323
toby fox would have kriselle happen if that is what they looked like

>>713649454
based grown ass man

>>713648884
>Now's your chance to be a [BIG SLUT]

>>713648452
>i mean i really doubt they're related
Boy are you gonna feel silly later.

>>713649254
He speaks truth to power, he’s a headband. Just like Susie stands as a way for Kris to learn to love others, Ralsei exists as a way for him to learn to love himself.

>>713648884
Would in a heartbeat
Right in front of Kris
I'd even cum as fast as I can so Kris can see my nut overflowing from his mother's pussy
Then I'd "apologize" to her for finishing too fast and start over a second time

>>713649275
Forced rule 34. Nobody is getting off to this, not even the artist, it's for people who want to LARP as a deviant

>>713637569
DUMBASS

>>713649454
and that's a good thing!

>>713648452
We technically don't know how Gaster looks, the sprite that everyone assumes it is him may be just another follower, maybe that particular one in UT is Rouxls.

Also I am surprised that nobody mentions that Rouxls talks with his hands at one point in Chapter 3.

>>713648519
If you inspect the truck in Chapter 4, it says
>"The truck used to kill Dess"
But it was cut out late in development

>>713648679
If israel says the sky is blue, its because they made it red and orange by burning everything of value to those they declare it blue towards. Trust not Ralsei, and trust not Kris and definitely don't trust Israel

>>713649140
This one's great

>>713649523
Sans...

>>713648189
I agree. There's also no new shop sprites or face sprites (Outside of Carol) for new characters. Very weird.

>>713649454
Based!
>>713649528
If only you knew the absolute state of my cock right now

>>713641084
Weird Tales wasn't an anthology. It was the biggest weird fiction magazine of the time, retard. It published every month for almost 2 decades.

>>713649528
You're just baiting for more Virovirokun pictures

>>713648884
S-She's fast!

>>713649454
I don't like the implications of it being better if somelne young made it

>>713649523
Stop posting Sans. You've had too much ketchup.

>>713649550
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSc7Yuwn1Ao

>>713649446
Now post a version where every /k/-fag is banned from voting

>>713649657
He based.

>>713649140
The only thing I don't like about this song are the little cutouts or whatever they're called at around 1:45.

>>713633718 (OP)
Where are the jannies
Not vidya, clean this board.
>>>/vg/
>>>/trash/

>>713648310
What's it like to be so wrong?

>>713648824
Jew

>>713649829
Young people are dumb and lack self-awareness so when they do cringe disgusting things like this it's whatever, it's almost expected. But the thought that a 30 year old man with a job is making lewd pictures with cringe porn macros makes me vomit

>>713644682
That's Frisk, retarded murderboyfag.

>>713649935
>Having a fit about the singular actual game in like the past year and a half people actually give a shit about having people who still want to talk about it
>Maybe you could kind of count Kingdom Hearts finally getting out of the Epic Game Store Gulag last year and people talking about it

>>713649935
YWNBAJ

>>713650039
Chara and Frisk are cute lolis, not kikes.

Shit, this redditor was onto something
https://www.reddit.com/r/Deltarune/comments/quc260/something_interesting_i_noticed_on_a_new/
>the church also had double doors
>a lot of hintts that chapter 5 will be about Asgore and his flowers
Flower shop dark world confirmed for chapter 5

>>713649550
I hope we get more moments like this in future chapters.

A FFXIV slander thread died for this

I haven't been this excited for a game with this many blilnd twists and turns since Metal Gear Solid. Anybody else feel like this?

>>713648189
It was the appropriate amount of content for what I was expecting. Chapters 1+2 had 5 years of dev time combined, and 3+4 was a shorter wait for more content of higher quality.

>>713650039
>OY VEY NOELLE NEVAH FORGET ABOUT DA 6 MILLION

>>713650202
I know right?
The Weird route is actually hype.
I hope he doesn't mess it up.

>>713648272
that and all the cutscene animations you don't notice because you're looking at the dialogue box

>>713648884
>>713649195
>>713649504
Kek I love slut Toriel shitposting

>>713649140
It's hilarious how bad the music is and how much people like it for some reason, yesterday's food served cold.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3btWR_WzVCI

>>713649867
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBwYm4hHJMU&list=PLKXdyINOQYsaHwm4rJ0QDFzsaZQNQjF0U&index=71

>>713650053
People don't just stop being into the things they're into just because they got old.

>>713650158
everyone was talking about double doors retard

>>713650406
Souless.

>>713650567
D:

>>713650168
>>713650170
Based tennamind.

>>713649928
I agree. It happens very often that people who arrange songs feel like they just have to add something for the sake of doing it.

>>713650634
I think it works with this ost. It's suppose be foreboding and glitchy.

Poor Tenna...

>Kris, let’s try again!
>after the fight she acknowledges that (what she believes is) Kris helped her with the fight
How does that work, I wonder? What does it look like? Susie just turns into a parry god and she doesn’t question it?

>>713650852
Will he still appear in chapter 5 if you didnt donate him to mettaton? I did it anyway cause its what he wants is a new owner otherwise id feel guilt tripped.

>>713648189
my normal route save where I beat all the shadow crystal bosses and started from chapter 1 took 14 hours total to finish chapters 1-4, it definitely doesn't feel like 4 years worth of content but I was genuinely impressed since I thought I would've outgrown toby's writing during the WAIT but wound up enjoying the new chapters more than I enjoyed the first 2 back when they released

ok how the fuck do you find virovirokun hot?

toby fox has an interesting fixation on middle school lesbians

im sure its nothing.

>>713650954
It sounds like you are genuinely mashing throughout every chapter and not properly exploring or reading. I have 30+ hours in real the real game already. And my replays of chapters 1-2 were very quick so I could get to the new stuff faster.

>>713650908
actual plot hole

>>713651034
You're posting in a thread where people wanna fuck all kinds of monsters but Virovirokun is where you draw the line?

>>713651034
Why do people want to fuck the shadow mantle?

>>713650908
Yeah it's never acknowledge what it is the characters are actually seeing when (you) do all the work

>>713651084
>toby fox has an interesting fixation on middle school lesbians

If you don't or didn't, then you're not a real human.

>>713648670
Even as a broken person who likes big butch chicks with treasure trails, this image disgusts me.

>>713650852
Love how Suzie is acting with genuine compassion without any doubt or hint of irony. Literally EVERY single media out there would have handled this differently, but this somehow rubs a spot that was never reached before.

>>713651084
Alphys and Undyne are adults doe

>>713651263
>>713651084
>Toby Fox's original online handle was Cunny Fox
TUMBLR'S GONNA FREAK

>>713651034
How do you NOT, bro?

>>713651230
For the damage resistances.

>there are people who still think dess is the knight
Caroll is gonna be one hell of a boss fight

>>713651358
Just WEAR it

>>713651357
DAMN

>>713650908
Susie is stupid

>>713651084
People like Toby want to transition and be middle school girls, or they want to be treated as such in some capacity.

>>713651097
This. I currently have over 35 hours in my save file, and I replayed chapter 1 and 2 a long time ago and I also replayed chapter 3 and 4 recently, so I beat the mantle/knight/hammer of justice/jevil waaay faster than on my first attempt.

>>713651384
Around your cock.

>>713648792
yeah what do you think susie did

>>713650908
Kris spends the entire fight yelling the directions we press at Susie but since we never hear any of the shit Kris says it seems like he's just standing off screen and watching

>>713651230
I want Eram and Virovirokun to kiss around my cock while I thrust

>>713650852
Its only another evidence Susie would be a great mother to your kids

>>713651230
because it's bratty. virovirokun barely looks humanoid and doesn't have any sort of personality to be horny towards.

Ralsei will become a real boy
My uncle works at Toby Fox

>>713651451
GOD
DAMN IT

>>713651376
Carol's Dark Form will be a Shogun. She is a huge weeb for katanas and as queen of her family she is The Strongest so she has cool katana attacks

>>713651376
Carol's a cryomancer, not the Knight.

Susie will share the paopu fruit with me.

>>713651556
It's okay Rouxls. You'll make a good puzzle one day.

Do I really need to play this game for the third and fourth time because I didn’t get any eggs or recruit jevil?

>>713651230
Bratty attitude does a LOT of work.

>>713637569
there was a mike fight?
but I followed a guide, how did I miss it...

>>713651626
Yes.

>>713651376
>he isn't skatepilled yet
There's no way in hell Carol is outrunning Susie in the light world man.

>>713650202
I was hyped
In 2018
Then 2021
Now im kinda tired and waiting and vibing
>>713651240
>Susie watching the soul come from fucking bumfuck nowhere to shield her during the lancer fight. Only starts questioning it after the chaos dunk

>>713651597
HUH?

>>713651658
reload your chapter 4 save file

>>713651626
you should play it over 100 times just becuase you love the music and characters and Toby Fox himself

>>713650248
You joke but the 'trauma' in that fanfic is shit like
>AND THEN TORIEL MADE A SOGGY LATKE...OY VEY, THIS IS *LITERALLY* ANUDDAH SHOAH

>>713651787
Why did you read it?

>>713651626
I didn't get eggs which I'm not too hung up on for now but missing out on Jevil would have been a huge mistake.

>>713651329
Alphys and Undyne are high-school coded. Alphys might as well be a 16 year old fujoshit

>>713651787
>first world jew problems
dump eet

>>713651546
What about the metronome? Some people wanna fuck that and you can't even interact with it!

Toriel if she Torireal.

>>713651826
I can’t get over not sparing him when I’m doing a pacifist run. Doesn’t that add a kill count or something?

>>713637569
*right-click*

>>713651787
>MY BAGEL DIDN'T HAVE FUCKING CREAM CHEESE FOR MY LOX
>OOOYYYYY VEEEEYYYYYYY FUCK THE GOYIM COMING STRAIGHT FROM THE UNDERGROUND
>GOYS HATE ME CAUSE I'M BROWN

>>713651821
I didn't, some other anon posted that bit in the thread where that image was first posted.

>>713648452
What is he even meant to be? a ghost?

>>713651693
Isn't there a pair of skates in Dess's room

>>713651912
Violence against Jevil is fine

>>713650039
>>713650248
>>713651948

>>713637569
MOVE OVER THERE NOW MOVE OVER THERE NOW MOVE OVER THERE

>>713651907
Nice sexdoll

>>713637569
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>713651626
You also need to freeze every enemies with noelle on another save file, and get spamton in the basement

>>713651907
someone gets to fuck this every day

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_Kz8CTccAg&t=114s
Reminder Kris is a dick who doesn't show compassion without your prompting unless you actively torture his friends.

>>713651626
...Did you get S-Rank and do the link's awakening boss for the mantle, anon?

>>713637569
AAAAA!
...
AAA!
aaaAaaAAA!

>>713652061
Yeah I did snow grave and recruited spamton in the regular save file

>>713651626
The eggs aren't going to be too important, and for Jevil you can beat him on a finished chapter 1 save and then get the shadow crystal + item from the hole in the wall in the west side of castle town in chapter 4.

>>713652085
ahhhh fuuuck

>>713651907
Wrong. We already know exactly what she would look like in real life

>>713649195
>ugly bastard skeleton
Wow yeah Sans would look like a straight ugly bastard if he had a proper human body wouldn't he

>>713652085
>someone gets to fuck this every day
Sans?

>>713652085
Pointy

>>713650908
When Susie fights Lancer she takes no input from us at all, so I'm assuming she means that she hears (you) giving order to help win the fight and she's acknowledging it. Sort of like what happens with Noelle when Kris goes down.

>>713649146
Topkek

>>713637569
A very unstable volume version of the loudest orgasm meme

>>713652178
>My child you are breaking my HEART

>>713651995
That's so fucking funny holy shit.

>>713651568
>hand is of a woman with long ass nails
>foetus attack you

It's TV Time! > BURNING EYES > Ripple > Black Knife > GUARDIAN > Hammer of Justice.

How do people justify the "Dess = Knight" theory? So far the evidence I've seen is "The weapon called the Black Knife, which is a bladed weapon used by a character whose attacks are all sword-based, has a frame that looks like a bat and we had a song about bats this chapter". Is that it? How do people see that and decide that 100% it has to be Dess? The only other argument I see is "It's the most obvious outcome" which isn't an argument at all.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N117e1Ub39A&list=PLKXdyINOQYsaHwm4rJ0QDFzsaZQNQjF0U&index=12

>>713651097
I did miss both eggs, but I found the shadow mantle organically, beat the knight and gerson, gave tenna to metaton and found asgores dialogue in noelles house while spending a decent amount of time in castle town. not sure if it explains the hour difference but I did skip noelle and susie's date dialogue at the start of chapter 4 since the suselle scenes are painfully cringe and have been since chapter 2. i've beaten the first zelda and some overtuned romhack fights like zenith martlet and paula so I was able to clear every encounter in the game except from the knight on my first attempt as well.

>>713652204
>Sans would look like a straight ugly bastard if he had a proper human body wouldn't he
Yep

>>713652228
oh yeah
just like in Chapter 1 where she's trying to navigate the prison and she thinks she hears Kris when you select an option

>>713652357
>dess is in the shelter screaming for help
>but also somehow she's the knight at the same time

>>713652357
Dess has antlers
Knight has antlers
Dess is Knight

>>713652357
For me it's both the bat and the obvious PK Star Storm

>>713652473
STORY OF UNDERTALE

>>713652357
Because the Knight has antlers, dummy.

>>713651314
>Literally EVERY single media out there would have handled this differently,
man who has only seen Boss Baby:

Rudy......

>>713652473
I can't wait for Story of Deltarune once the game is complete

What if Dess was a human?

>>713649275
MOAR

>>713652473
TALE OF DELTARUNE

>>713651912
No idea. It might not affect anything in the end, but who knows. I spared him

>>713652303
The name is "beyond all the blessings and hymns" if you wanna go looking for anything else to goof on

>>713651693
Did you swap the names? Deer are fucking fast, man.

>>713652085
s...source?

>>713651912
Normally winning by combat causes the opponents to be Lost, no longer Recruitable. But they don’t die, they flee. It doesn’t matter what the outcome is for Jevil except for your reward.
There’s very few things that actually add to your Slain total. These are: Freezing things with Noelle (they cannot flee), and destroying Titanspawn.

>>713652357
Mostly it's
>Frame where the sword looks like a bat
>Winter theming nearby, christmas tree just before
>Mentions of winter/cold during the fight
>Clear Holiday type antlers
>Bat song
>Dess is mysteriously missing and nobody is talking about it making us search for answers
>Knight is a mysterious character with access to the bunker
>People don't like talking about or explaining the bunker, just like Dess' disappearance
That's about it

>>713652484
That's the other one that gets parroted a lot, but that just makes even less sense. The characters spend quite a bit of time discussing how the knight is probably weak in the real world, and there's a reindeer in the real world that we've seen nearly every chapter whose defining characteristic is being weak and sickly, and somehow people jump straight to Dess instead

>>713652597
>Kris, one of my daughters is dead, and the other is a raging dyke. You MUST dick down Noelle so the Holiday bloodline can survive!

>>713652357
d.ogg, aka song before cold chicken sped up is basically Raise Up Your Bat
RUYP is also basically made by Dess and everything about it is Kris fighting on and with her working together with him
The entirely of the Holidays, including dess, have the leimotif of Find Her/Lost Girl
Carol likes you so much she wants you around
Wiffle bat, skates, refer to >>713651693
It's cool as fuck
Athletic enough she can outrun Susie in the overworld
>>713652672
Nope, she's an old ass woman man, Susie is full blown sprinting, cross town like that ain't happening unless you enter ULTIMATE SCHIZO MODE and you turn Cross Country sprinter Noelle into the Knight.

>>713652358
this and from now on are such absolute banger for the new battle themes

>>713652734
Don't forget Dess is obviously a reference to Ness and the knight uses PK Star Storm

>>713652357
>knight is left handed
>Carol grabbed your shoulder with her right hand
>Dess had left handed computer set up
pretty simple but... powerful

Would you let a SOUL control your life?

>>713652357
Kris and the knight share that post sex bonding aura that makes tem unserstand each other on a whim. See no hit Knight cutscene and ch4 final prophecy Room backtracking

>>713633718 (OP)
The real question we need to ask ourselves is this: Who's a better character? Spamton or Tenna?

>>713651912
Actual kill counts are wiped between chapters. They only matter for the ending of the chapter (and for example you can beat Jevil and King with violence and still get the "pacifist" ending in chapter 1) and whether an enemy is recruited.

>>713652851
yes. and id let it rape a dyke retarded just to piss off tumblrniggers

>>713652734
and all the asriel parallels

>>713652636
They're neat :3

>>713652851
if they had game, sure

If Dess is going to the light world to make dark fountains why doesn't she stay there or stay long enough to say something to noelle?

>>713652873
Spamton

>>713652085
Where can I buy her? I want to hatefuck Toriel.

>>713652873
Tenna is too much of a sad sack bitch.

>>713652851
You're SUPPOSED to BE your soul.

So has the community come around on how Undyne, who can bench cars, being dragged to the opposite side of town and the black shard staying a black shard in the light world, means the knight can still use their powers in the light world?

>>713653010
HE'S NEVER BEEN GLOOBY

>>713652873
Tenna but honestly both are equally excellent characters.

>>713652873
Spamton has that schizo energy and is more mysterious and entertaining.

>>713652873
I actually like Tenna but Spamton is far superior

>>713652204
Even as a skeleton he's a fat midget who lives in filth with a tornado of trash in his room, leaves socks around the house and carries ketchup everywhere including on dates to kris house. As a human that actually had to use the toilet he'd have one of those beyond filthy apartments you can see on r9k with piss jugs and all

>>713652873
Spamton and it's not especially close

>>713634683
>"Which one of you said that?!"
Hope that joke makes it into the game, it was funny.

>>713652951
too fucked up looking

>>713653010
Tenna is depressive
Spamton is manic

>>713650158
True believers always knew Flowey would return and we would get the Flower Shop.

>>713652740
They still managed to, in the light world, haul Undyne across town against her will, and she lifts cars for fun.

I love this stupid doe so much bros

>>713652357
The evidence is overwhelming that it will somehow turn out to be Dess like >>713652734.

And then you have subtleties like picrel which show that Kris and the Knight have some familiarity with each other.

>>713652835
ness after not surviving

*You can feel a windy, icy grip on your dick. Kris takes one point of damage and your heart races. SOUL movement is increased.*

>>713652782
she's like 40 and i would bet at least nine dollars that the rich lady with a family of track team stars, natural reindeer speed, and a house of swords (which she actively uses, according to diaps guy and noelle) is in better shape than "make an ugly face until people go away" Susie and her slouching

What is Starwalker’s endgame?

Deltarune Toriel being a whore sucks, but it's god tier for Undertale Toriel, because it reveals that all of those headcanons of her being a lustful, repressed cougar are actually true, and means that if Frisk had stayed with her in the ruins long enough to grow into adulthood she 100% would have let him fuck her until they singlehandedly repopulate the ruins.
So there you go, play undertale, get to Toriel's house, save there and just leave that savefile be as you let them live the perfect ending.

>>713652873
The king of
COMING!

>>713652860
I'd be more willing to accept the theory if there was more dirty smut of it

>>713652734
I don't think it's a stretch to say it's probably one of the Holidays, but basically all of those things could also apply to any other reindeer besides Dess

>>713653242
Virtually all of the Holidays are familiar with Kris

>>713653358
Pissing

Why don't they just like, talk and make out, or something.

>>713653234
That part about moss really makes me angry. Fuck off, Noelle, you had your chance and ya blew it.

>>713653313
SLUT

>>713653338
You'd be fucking susprised what an office job, a husband in the hospital, a chronic headache, paperwork and more can do to your body once you're the only mayor for like 20 fucking years straight and doubly so after losing a child.

>>713653338
She also attacked the Wet Nose Bandits, alone, and ran them scared shitless to Undyne.
Not that they’re particularly amazing criminals, but y'know.

>>713653092
she's so cute in her silly costume

>>713653358
What even is starwalker in the light world? He just shows up in places he really shouldn't.

>>713651348
HOLY BASED. LOLI LOVE.

>>713653502
star sticker

>>713652357
Antlers + bat
The black shard staying a black shard in the light world, plus being able to drag undyne implies that the knight form isn't just a dark world thing, too.

It's really just those three things that make Dess the most evidence-supported candidate. I almost wish Toby didn't include the bat thing, since it's the only evidence that specifically points to it being Dess over any of the other Holidays.

>>713653338
>Having a kid in your 20s
>Successful career

hmmm

>>713653404
And cheat on the computers they're dating?

Suddenly, a tempest

What is love? Too an acronym, baby don't hurt me etc

>>713652873
Tenna is a better character but they are both great

>>713653547
Good point, actually.

>>713653364
>pictured: Kris getting unbirthed to be reborn as a monster

>>713652357
>The only other argument I see is "It's the most obvious outcome" which isn't an argument at all.
Sure, but it doesn't mean we need a le subversion for the sake of it - There are enough contextual clues to assume it's Dess even without a meta-argument of "sometimes the simpler storybeat is the best one", being:
>The Chapter 1, 2 and 4 Dark Worlds are a reflection of the mentality who made them, biggest hints here: Chapter 1 has a section where you get lost in a forest, Chapter 2 has the "Queen loses Noelle and desperately wants to find her" subtext as well as Pandora Palace essentially being the Holiday Manor, Chapter 4 has Gerson which means they MUST have seen Gerson as a cool, wise teacher figure - The Susie/Gerson interactions might as well be a parallel to Knight/Gerson Light World relationship.
>Kris seems to mimic the Knight's poses, which means they were someone Kris not only knows and hung out with but actually looked up towards as a kid, which is VERY few people
>Dess's room is full of edgy stuff, but there's also stuff like the iceskating shoes, Kris's refusal to plug her computer in, the code being 1225 which can be read as 12/25 - also you have to somehow justify Carol or Rudy doing 2cool4u edgy poses in all their attack animations if your not in the Dess Knight cap

>>713652938
yesss
plap

>>713653470
I wouldn't be surprised, I'd be ROCK HARD at Carol's FAT DIMPLED MILF ASSSSSS

>>713653557
Well CLEARLY they're not getting anywhere with those desktops, so the next step is obvious.

>>713653582
>My color must've faded. Pay it no mind!
Where is this from?

Our blueberry will fall in love with us.

All memes aside, how likely is Kris actually ending up with Susie?

>>713653582
>This is a familiar place, yet you look like you only just got here
I assume this references starting chapter 4 without completion files from a previous chapter

any time i try to start discussions about any theory i realize most of you are either children that have not lived life or just old and stupid people

>>713653582
What determines what kind of love you get? The amount of darkners you recruit?

>>713653687
Love finds its way to the boy.

>>713653460
"I don't hear a ""no"", my handsome blue cucumber."

>>713653364
>stayed with her in the ruins long enough to grow into adulthood
I started jerking off when I was like 12.

>>713653691
0%
Kris will not end up with anyone, this is an undeniable, unshakeable fact.

I bought the game on steam, played through ch 3,4 got the shadow shards or whatever and just realized that starting fresh on CH 3 without an imported save was probably a bad idea

The "knight" is actually multiple people

>>713653674
The pippin that welcomes you to Playertown. Talk to him twice during chapter 4 and he will tell you just that.

>>713653812
Rudinn, not Pippins. Pippins are the dice guys.

>>713653571
Any bossfight in which you inadvertently start holding your breath is a great bossfight

>>713653753
/v/ trying to break up the healthy throuple of Lanino, Elnina, and The Original Starwalker. Fuckers.

>>713653631
GLURT
https://files.catbox.moe/cj2q32.png
https://files.catbox.moe/8uc3sm.png

>>713648884
This might be just be the most accurate 3D model of the hag.

The Pippins were removed from chapter 1 because their attack pattern was considered too hard

>>713653872
I love fat virus butt so much. Chapter 2 was a blessing

>>713653853
You're right, my bad.

>>713653550
Why do you people are so afraid of the reveal? Knight's identity is just a small part of the mystery anyway. Yeah, we know it's Dess, big whoop, we still don't know anything important - her motives, her allegiances, how she became what she became. Same as with people who focus too much on Ralsei's real form even though it's the least important question.

>>713653872
Not to be a buzzkill, but I thought this was a blue board?

>>713653869
She's walking Netori bait. I can't help myself.

Roulx is right and the true end is getting him to rape the roaring knight

>>713653753
She definitely has a Spanish/latina accent as does Lanino.

>>713652873
Tenna is much better. Spamton is okay but his humor leans a little too hard into lolsorandumb for my tastes.

>>713653626
While I’m 100% in on DessKnight, I could totally see Carol being a chuuni asshole when she gets to "cut loose" in Knight form.
She has a katana for christs sake.

>>713652620
Impossible, but more female humans would be based.

>>713653903
She's still hot.

>>713654028
Murder boy looks so stylish in this one

>>713653913
I thought Toby had said their patterns were too boring instead.

>>713652473
>should I be a pacifist?
>or should I use my dick?
>I'm feeling weird
>think I'll rape Noelle

>>713652873
Tenna is more relatable but even then Spamton clears.

You guys would fuck anything with a fat ass and thighs

>>713652510
Ness = Sans = Knight

>>713652851
No.
>>713652873
Spamton. Anyone saying Tenna is suffering from recency bias.

>>713654089
Oh yeah that was it. He thought they were boring.I wonder if he changed his mind or if his original attacks were different from what they use in chapter 3

Describe this woman with one word

>>713653691
They have the best chemistry in the game

It's Dark Luigi.

>>713653869
She just loves to drag Kris into it.

>>713653965
No one blames you, Anon. Toby started it with the whole Starwalker and Roulxs thing.

>>713653364
But Frisk is a girl and Toriel isn't gay.

>>713653691
Festival will be a deciding factor for the ending waifu. You will have an option between Susie and Noelle and maybe other characters before serious storm happen and slice of life moments stop until epilogue happy ending where Kris get implied to date that characters. Whoever isn't picked, ends up with Berdly. If Berdly or Ralsei is picked, Suselle happen.

>>713654223
SLUT

>>713654223
Whore

>>713654114
Actually I want to smear the knight's vantablack suit thing corpse thighs white

>>713654263
I pick Berdly

>>713654223
plap

>>713651995
This is parody, right?

>>713654236
Well damn, Carol is in danger then.

>>713653945
I don't know what you mean. I'm perfectly fine with it being Dess. It's got good emotional impact. I just thought the bat thing was a bit too on the nose.

Though I do wonder how her being the knight yet also being portrayed as 'lost' and possibly also trapped in the code fit together since those ideas are almost at odds with each other. I guess we'll just have to see.

>>713653853
Is that Rudinn the missing member of the Seven Flying Aces?

>>713654223
jezebel

Asgore won in the long run

>>713653945
Because I'm going to have to sit through a full year of people building a mountain of theories on something that's ultimately a barely supported assumption, then I'm going to have to sit through a month of them having a temper tantrum when they're completely wrong once chapter 5 comes out. Like with Mike and anything else Deltarune fans theorize about. I guess people just prefer to have someone to use in the artwork, same as people picking the Uboa reference as a stand-in for Gaster

>>713654357
..the most pathetic man award

>>713653691
0%
They have the best chemistry but Toby's yuri fetish is too strong and he knows his tranny fans would bomb his house if he didn't make Suselle canon because it'd be "queerbaiting" or whatever the fuck they call it

>>713654223
Negligent.

>>713654317
could be, but it could also be that the missing member is the receptionist in the ch4 egg room

>>713654223
Goat

>>713654263
>Krusie happens
>Noelle ends up with Berdly
Excellent.

>>713654223
Succubus

>>713654083
I love "murderboys" boobs, vagina and other female parts.

>>713654223
Easy

>>713654317
No, that one is acting as receptionist in Ch 4's egg room.

>>713637569
>"MOVE!"
>"FUCKING MOVE!"
>"KRIS, YOU ARE A FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT MOVE YOUR ASS"
etc. etc.

They call him Ass-gore because he ravaged Rudy's asshole with his monster cock and sent him to the hospital

>>713654426
murder boys don't have those

>>713654384
He'd be done with his dream game anyway, there's no way he makes a new gale after deltarune, he should go with a bang like that

>character looks evil but is actually nice underneath
It's a recurring theme even amongst our protagonists.

So what if the weird route is actually good even though it looks really fucking evil?

>>713654223
>Everyone saying whore.
I am starting to think all the "Mom NTR" posters are just coomers.

>>713653753
This is the Elninaposter I want to fuck.

>>713654515
Took you that long?

>>713654490
There is no justification for putting Berdly in a coma for the lulz

>>713654485
NUT DEALER

>>713654490
We already know the weird route is good because it lets you rape Noelle. We don't need more justification

>>713654482
Well, Chara does.

>>713654384
>tobys yuri fetish
Stop this meme already. Alphys was meant to be a boy.

>>713654384
>Kris/Ralsei
Yaoi
>Kris/Susie
Yuri

There, nothing to complain about.

>>713654384
>Toby's yuri fetish is too strong
No such thing. I wish they would invent fist-over-internet protocol so I could punch anyone saying this bullshit already.
>his tranny fans would bomb his house if he didn't make Suselle canon
He doesn't gives a fuck about them, plus they are turning on Suselle now. Even the fucking reddit hates it already.
>it'd be "queerbaiting" or whatever the fuck they call it
The term you're looking for is "straightwashing", and anyone who would use it in context of Kris will be lynched by aforementioned tranny fans.

>>713653781
>just realized that starting fresh on CH 3 without an imported save was probably a bad idea
This wasn't exactly hard to see. The choices you make affect thing a lot in the game

>>713653691
I don't know, man.
The answer should be 0% but then the dog adds scenes like the ones where they eat moss together, or where he saves Susie from miniKris, or the dinner scene and I can't help but feel that those little moments are Toby throwing us a bone. Maybe we'll get an alternate path.

>>713654515
>Mom NTR
No one even mentioned Mom NTR. Why are you so obsessed with it?

>>713654570
Raping Noelle is the justification

on normal route berdly rages that no one goes with him and opens a dark world
weird route proceeds without issue and we never even enter a dark world

I love the soundtrack Toby Fox makes. Same kind of "pixel" oldschool music chipzel makes. I'm surprised they didn't collaborate on Deltarune

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iggYpNCIsj0&

>>713654659
>The answer should be 100%
You're right about that one

>>713648452
he is the box the cards come on
look it up, they got that little, bit of cardboard on the front

>>713654490
I can't imagine Toby saying "this route where you plunge a thorn into a young girl's hand is actually the good route." But I don't deny that there's more to the Weird Route than meets the eye.

>>713654607
No he doesn't

Why are you playing this game if you hate gay people?

>>713654541
"Such an eager young man! Always willing to ride the wave~"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLxmf0vzFQ4

>>713654490
The weird route isn't a "everyone dies the end" type of route. We will probably be justified in trying it out after finishing the chapter 7 normal route. But it's not meant to be a happy ending either. It's called "the forbidden route" in the mantle game for a reason. It does help us break the prophecy or fulfill it (depending on how you see it), but that doesn't mean the ending we get instead is any better.
But that isn't the point. The point is FREEDOM™. And if we can be free it doesnt matter if everything goes to hell because it was our choice

>>713653691
There is a 0% chance that anyone ends up with anyone else romantically.
There is a 100% chance that they all form a platonic friendship polycule if you get the best ending.

>>713654727
Dumb ESL is also functionally tone deaf. Big surprise.

>>713654781
My love for anthros is stronger

>>713653915
Thank you bobert fux
https://files.catbox.moe/yih8f7.png
https://files.catbox.moe/y9lqxd.png
https://files.catbox.moe/gkhkxr.png
>>713653964
yea gimme a sec i'm almost there

>>713654781
Because it's fun

>>713654781
To kill gay people.

>>713654384
Toby is too much exprienced in Japanese culture to make shitty Korrasami happen to please tumblr retards. Suselle will be the first ship brutally killed next chapter and after that there will only be more Krusie bonding.

>>713654610
>No such thing
lmao
this game is going to end with Kris being the bestest most wonderful cuck ever while 3 different lesbians pair off and Berdly gets raped by Asgore or something because he's the personification of a pathetic gooner 4channer

>>713654756
Now you see, if Toby put curves on these, just imagine the art. Very daring interpretation, I like. I like.

>>713654781
I'm gonna kill every faggot and dyke in the game.

>>713654823
>platonic friendship polycule
Is this what zoomzooms call their "gang" nowadays?

>>713654790
Sadly it's bed time on Channel 3...

>>713654375
>same as people picking the Uboa reference as a stand-in for Gaster
I'm with you on the Dess=Knight stuff, but this is just being willfully ignorant. Mysteryman only appears with a fun value of 66. All the other Gaster related shit is hidden behind fun value events and 6 is a number heavily associated with Gaster. A sped-up version of Gaster's Theme even plays when he disappears. Mysteryman is an Uboa reference, but he's not JUST that.

>>713654845
sexooo

>>713654756
What are you doing to me?
Stop that please.

>>713654890
>Is this what Toby's target audience calls
Yes, why are you even asking that when you know the answer is yes

>>713654890
Yes. Their brain is rotten past the point of salvation

>>713654708
Susie will invite Berdly to the festival if she see he's alone, chapter 3 and 4 establish this trait a ton.

>>713654870
>>713654781
Oh, it's that Susellefag again
>YOU HATE SUSELLE ONLY BECAUSE YOU LESBOPHOBIC

>>713654781
Because there are no gays in Deltarune beside those two kinights who are irrelevant

>>713654781
"Anthropomorphic women, weather object or animal is far stronger than a false rainbow, amor."

>>713655008
>YOU HATE SUSELLE ONLY BECAUSE YOU LESBOPHOBIC
Yeah, you got a problem with that, faggot?

>>713654781
Good portion of this fanbase is actively rooting against the explicitly gay relationship with even the game itself throwing them a bone that Kris+Susie might be happening over Susie+Noelle..

>>713654756
What is the deeper meaning of this imagery?

Why did Toby put Mom NTR in the game?

>>713654781
So I can misgender your comfort character! Mwahahahaha.

>>713654223
Heavy

>>713654870
Not only is suselle going to be canon, Toby Fox will force Kris (or even (you)) to be Noelle's wingman.
The only good ship in this game is going to be brutally murdered and the player is going to be forced to participate, to the cheers of mentally ill faggots on twitter.

>>713654823
Toby didn't make character teenagers for nothing. And there is no Anime shounen where MC doesn't get a girl

>>713654923
Well, blue cucumber, you had better get a good amount of rest then. I'd take a nap myself, but looking after this pupper and cloudpost I must do.