>>22960090
>implying I play games/watch shows instead of just posting characters from them

It's just the Callie vs Marie wars all over again, where most involved in the war never once played Splatoon.

Would I recommend playing it? No idea, I'm more of a Bloons and Merge Valley kind of gamer.

>>715501242
Punk Noelle is a cutie. If it's possible, Elnina and Kris cuddling or somethin'.

>>715336693
"Hermosa~"

>>715131262
Lanino and Suisie must watch Kris give Elnina a fatty nut into her weather system.

>>715111252
Watch those knees, my little blue cucumber, that rather strange beast is assaulting knees again. Creepy pequeño duendecillo!

>>714729681
I LOVE ELNINA!

Kris has a massive Kris Fan Club theory and all of his fans are lady darkners. He's a chad.

>>714176484
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhhHy9WWo24&lc=UgzJJdP4N8jqY0JzZa94AaABAg

"Dame de comer, Krissy~"

"Oh Merry Krissssmasssss~ Bring that blue cucumber over here and sit on on mommy's lap. El regazo de mamá~ I missed you my cute little man. Pequeño hombre lindo!" *sensually slaps her thigh.*

>>713663976
"Being my querido pepino azul. Te amo Kris."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bKGECMQhZg

She causes the jannies to sweat, I don't blame them. They have good taste.

*You can feel a windy, icy grip on your dick. Kris takes one point of damage and your heart races. SOUL movement is increased.*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zcAT0FqsLD4

I want to be the friend inside her.

>>713612984
It's almost as smooth as Elnina's titties. Very nicely done.

3>2>4>1

>>713532449
glorioso

<----pipis

"Oh this town of yours is great, my coolest bluest cucumber, why don't you ditch the purple dino and plush toy and lay your head down on mommy's lap, sweetie? Tasque and Lanino do not need to know~"

>>713370871
"Well, Kris, my coolest bluest cucumber, why don't you and I find out?"

>>713285463
babe

>>712755279
>>712755470
My Chads being Chads, nothing new there.

>>712613473
She tanked that blue cucumber like a champ. Bravo! Encore! Encore!

>>712613534
Agreed. Let us proceed to protecc.

>>712474658
She would be into that. A rough day in the real world and Kris retreats to his room where Elnina is waiting.

(juuuust don't mention anything to Lanino.)

"Mmm, yes Kris, my dear cool cucumber, proceed~"