Thread 715101254

* Well, there is a Deltarune Thread here.

>>715101254 (OP)
If you don't have a legitimate topic hold off until you can think of one and then make a thread.

>>715102112
The impetus is different when legitimate thread topics are nuked regardless

I don't want to wait a year for everyone that disagrees with me to be proven wrong

>>715102708
Don't worry I'll prove you wrong right now. Post your theory.

>>715102708
Do monsters bleed
Who swooned Susie and Ralsei

>>715101550
Great job detective anon, no one would've been able to tell without your help.

>>715101254 (OP)
Well there isn't a deltarune thread herr.
More seriously, I don't understand, if you buy now these chapters will you have to pay again for the next ones?

>>715102990
yes
kris

>>715103138
No, it's a one-time purchase.

>>715102990
>Do monsters bleed
Yes
>Who swooned Susie and Ralsei
Probably the Roaring Knight.

>>715103138
From what I understand, no. You pay for DELTARUNE itself, not individual chapters, so you just get new chapters as free updates.

>>715103138
nope from what i understand its a one time purchase and future chapters a free. toby isn't that big of a kike

>>715103186
>>715103241
You passed. (Swoon is a freebie, it could go either way.)

Give me every Mystery Man image you can
Then subsequently delete them from your post

>>715103231
Good then I can't wait to manage to buy it, meantime I think I will re-doenload the first chapters.

>>715102112
it's an undertale thread
he is declaring to the world that he's a furry tranny faggot
that's the topic: discussing how gay OP is

>>715103571
There's no delete button because this website is so awesome

>>715104106
newfag-kun...

>>715102112
There's something to talk about with Deltarune. Thinking these threads get taken down because there's nothing left to talk about is pure naivety.

For example:

Do we ever talk about why Toriel's room is locked? Bedroom doors having locks in family houses is weird enough as it is. But why is it the parent's room that needs locking?

>>715105271
My parents had a lock for their room and liked to keep my siblings and I out of it

Wasn't there a line from Sans in chapter 1 or 2 where he talks about how Toriel locks her room to keep Kris from stealing chocolates she keeps in there?

>>715105271
It's not that there's nothing to talk about it's just spamming the same thread t over and over again is lame and strengthens the general allegations

>>715105271
>Do we ever talk about why Toriel's room is locked?
Sans mentioned it, she locks up chocolate in there to prevent Kris from stealing it. He did that on purpose, to prevent (You) from making him rummage through her underwear

AIEEEEE ITOI-SAMAAAA

>>715107034
Kris you sly, sly dog

>>715102990
Kris.
ALSO WE WON. BAIT THREAD DESTROYED.

>>715103441
There's no delete button, sorry

>>715108442
Wrong.

>>715108248
Except for Carol, she's the outlier, but yeah you're totally correct otherwise.

>bait thread got force archived
So will you bastards finally let us have just 1 thread now?

>>715108248
>>715108579
What about Susie? She just wants some friends.

Krusie is now the dominant Susie ship. How do you feel about this?

>>715108785
Ew, too mainstream
I'm gonna start shipping Suselle right now!

>>715108248
And the men?

>>715108957
Said no one ever

MODS
THIS IS THE THREAD
SEND IT TO TRASH AGAIN PLEASE.

>>715108785
It's really funny to me how hetshits try to force their meme everywhere

Tem sings the first 4 lines of the song from the end of chapter 1.
Therefore she's the knight/ angel/ whatever the heck

>>715108785
It's finally Frans tier now.

>>715108785
This ship has more logic and development than Suselle or Kralsei

AND I LLLLLLLOVE IT

If Kris and Susie did this, how could we make it seem like they're just friends?

>>715103441
Aye aye.

>>715108785
This is our reward for never losing hope back during the dark days of chapter 2 when we had nothing but moss scene against Ferris wheel, when everyone believed that Toby Fox was a yurifag and that majority of fanbase outside of /v/ preferred Suselle.

>>715108719
Nah, other than the wanting friends bit, she's rather unsure of herself when it comes to how she feels about herself and Kris or Noelle and during the prophecy thing, she smashed the glass to the point where her hand bled profusely but gave a false brave face.

So nah.

>>715109325
>MIKE! Make sure the janny stays asleep!

>>715108957
this but kriselle

I'm gonna leave... this deer here...
Please do not... try to harm her...
She's got... a mcdonalds toy... as company...

>>715110915
Why did you molest that human child?

MIKE, TEAR DOWN MY THREAD, TEAR DOWN MY KIDS. WE NEED ROOM FOR MORE GATCHA SOFTCORE

>>715108785
Euphoric

>>715109724
You people are delusional. He's still a yurifag and Noelle x Susie will still win

>>715110915
Isn't this design for a room that looks like an edgy rocker girl rather modest?

I'm not really a fan of it.

HE can’t keep pruning forever, keep attacking

>>715111030
May i offer a boy who wants a dad family to cheer you up tenna?

>>715111000
I'm not an ant, anon. I can't read this.

>>715111161
It's Deltatraveler's design I think. This was before we had all of her bedroom for reference
And now they're redoing huge parts of the game because of how wrong they were about Deltarune

>>715110915
She looks like she fucks the purity out of good boy Asriel

>>715111161
to be fair it was made pre-chapter3/4

>>715111268
That's lame
They should commit to what they've done (I want to see that trainwreck)

>>715108047
someone needs to sneak in the freedom motif into a boss track from earthbound

>>715109143
It's ironic because if you tried to actually use this argument outside of 4chan you'll be eaten alive by trannies.

>>715111268
>>715111279
Fair enough, I thought this was made rather recently.

>>715111252
>MY FUCKING KNEECAPS

>>715111265
Did you try clicking it?

>>715108785
According to plan

>>715111030
How can jannies
Be such trannies
Thinking xhe's a hero
But the pay is zero
Axing vidya threads on the vidya board
Condition: most absurd

>>715111268
>>715111371
Nah, while there were many amusingly wrong Dessigns back there, there were plenty of hints that she was a tomboy rather than this liberal arts major.

>>715108785
>Toby making Suselle bad on purpose so that his beloved Krusie will get even more attention after chapter 4

>>715111537
Yeah, still can't read shit.

What's your favorite line(s) of dialog from the game so far?
>WELL, SPRING CHANGED TO SUMMER, AN SUMMER CHANGED TO COLD,
>AND SURE ENOUGH, I AM THE FORGOTTEN MAN

>>715111716
are u on mobile my mans

>>715111542
if this is what you actually think about these characters as they've been presented, I think we can all look forward to your "OH MY GOD HOW COULD THEY JUST DROP THIS OUT OF NOWHERE ON US I MEAN THEY NEVER EVEN HINTED--" shitfit in about 6-15 years.

Eat right and exercise, I want to see it happen.

Dess shoving Asriel into her stinking doe armpits expecting to make him gag only for him to go SNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>715111000
Daily reminder that Soriel cockblocked Kris from spending another night with Susie

>>715111692
if toby makes suselle a commentary on why relationships based on fetishes are doomed to fail i will forgive him for alphys/undyne

Is this funny?
https://files.catbox.moe/4y1g2x.mp4

>>715110815
The janny LOST to female humans. Don't forget that.

>>715111728
The Chapter 4 egg room prose

Explain how is it possible that there are people who see this scene and they still want Suselle to happen

>>715111776
Anon I'm sorry
The straights won again, I know it's rough but you statistically probably won't kill yourself over it, it's fine

>>715111759
>>715111761

>>715111978
My FUARKING hero

>>715103138

I thought it said on the Steam page that future chapters are free updates if you buy the game.

>>715111000
>this literally happens in the game
This is the moment where I realized "man, Toby really stepped up with his writing."

>>715111928
You are our bravest, most questionable soldier avatarman

>>715111776
>>715111102
>Suselle victory is inevitable. Toby Fox is still on our side. Krusiechuds are committing suicide by the hundreds on the outskirts of Baghdad.

>>715112060
dude

>>715111872
Its funny how Toby hinted at Suselle being very surface level while Susie is interested in Kris. Its also funny how both Suselle shippers think Noelle's fetish for Susie is true love but Berdly doing the same is incel cringe

>>715111978
Because shipfags are fucking annoying self inserts who only care about which character fucks which. I'm this close to rooting for the dark side out of spite.

>>715108785
As should be.

>>715111978
what was the point in introducing suselle in the first place then?

>>715111728
gotta give it to
>BUT DON'T BLAME ME WHEN YOU'RE [Crying] IN A [Broken Home] WISHING YOU LET YOUR OLD PAL SPAMTON [Kill You]

>>715112278
>chapter 5
>inferno of jealousy
idk anon you tell me

>>715111728
>YOU THINK MAKING [Frozen Chicken] WITH YOUR [Side Chick] IS GONNA LET YOU DRINK UP THAT [Sweet, Sweet] [Freedom Sauce]?
>WELL, YOU'RE [$!$!] RIGHT! BUT DON'T BLAME ME
>WHEN YOU'RE [Crying] IN A [Broken Home] WISHING YOU LET YOUR OLD PAL SPAMTON
>[Kill You]

>>715111252
Watch those knees, my little blue cucumber, that rather strange beast is assaulting knees again. Creepy pequeño duendecillo!

>>715112349
>>715112427
Idk how toby expects people not to play snowgrave when it has some of the most kino moments in the game.

>>715111728
>Kid, you're [Killing] me! HAHAHA!! HAHAHA!!!
>PLEASE STOP [Killing] ME I WILL GIVE Y OU ANOTHER DEAL.

>>715111728
>Well STEP on my BOOTS

>>715112437
>body freckles
Good taste

>>715112461
I imagine the devs expect you to play snowgrave if you know about it

>>715111728
>YOU LOST IT WHEN YOU TRIED TO SEE TOO FAR
>... YOU LOST IT...

>>715111728
> * Ain't no better story than one told with sparkling eyes.
Too bad people forgot about this line and let it get overshadowed by the next one.

>>715111265
But are you a tenna?

I love Susie

Krusie is more gay than Suselle
Kris and Susie are purely platonic bros.

>>715112542
body freckles are a sign that artist is based.

>>715112710
Nice to see fellow diagram believer.

>>715112278
Its a plot device to trigger Noelle turning into big bad. Like King Kong falling in love with the human girl, it wasn't to make some interspecies romance canon, but to setup a scene to make the ape climb the building

>>715111978
Honestly it's not even the getting intimate part that makes me in the Krusie camp but how amazing their chemistry seems to be. Stuff like this and the diner scene make them feel like they mesh so well together.

>>715112689
That robe does not look good on Susie

I love the spamton snowgrave monologue so much I thought I'd dub it. Hope someone likes it.
https://voca.ro/15NLp7JWzWHt

>>715112689
Why does this artist loves torturing Susie so much?

>>715112808
that sounds kinda shit

Chapter 5's theme will be everything NOT working out.
The festival is THE turning point of the story. From here on out it's Toby Fox's wild ride.

Rudy's health. He WILL pass out during the festival.
Asgore's plan. It was never going to work. His spiel afterwards after making a fool of himself will reveal exactly what he did, and why he's "irredeemable."
Toriel actually getting with sans. Despite Kris/Susie/Asgore not wanting this, it will happen.
Burgerpants being catfished. He will NOT magically turn gay after getting tricked this hard.
Noelle getting with Susie. If you haven't been speedreading, you'll know it won't ATLEAST be tested. HARD.
Our weird route file. Kris isn't going to let us ruin his plan and his childhood friend that easily, he's no bitch.
Alphys giving up on Undyne. Just because they got together in Undertale, they have to do it in Deltarune? Asgore is right there, baby.

>>715105271
>why Toriel's room is locked?
Toriel doesn't want Kris to see her giant dildo and anal beads collection.

>>715112865
I dunno, sounds antisemitic enough, but lacks the grandeur.

>>715111728
>Hey, Kris... Can I tell you ...a stupid dream I have? No matter what, I... want to keep being friends with you and Ralsei. When the sun comes up again... I want tomorrow to be the same as yesterday. And the next day to be just the same as that. That in the end, we can always go back to the way things were before.
>...
>You don't have to say anything back, Kris. I...I know... You're thinking the same thing...
>...aren't you, dumbass?
>*(Susie's smile, which seemed to defeat everything)
>*(Shined on in front of you, and for a moment)
>*(It was as if all the darkness had been blown away.)
>*(As if in imitation, your SOUL began to glow...)

>>715112710
platonic bros who sometimes do gay shit like holding hands and kissing

>>715112957
Specifically, Noelle will try to get with Susie while Susie's in a horrible place in life

>>715108785
i'm one of the five Ralsusiefags left and all i can say is good luck and why the hell do you guys keep making cuck memes?

>>715112926
only way i can see noelle turning bad is when rudy dies

>>715112710
>Kris and Susie are purely platonic bros
...that is, until THIS happened.

>>715113097
I can totally see this happening. She'll get too bold and assume something about Susie that'll be completely wrong and it'll blow up in her face. That, or she'll put Kris down JUST a little bit too much and it'll be enough to set her off.

>>715112668
I didn't forget about that part. In fact I made note of it because I figure doubt leading to withholding secrets and that leading to mistrust will feature heavily at some point. Ralsei not divulging the entirety of the prophecy was just the set up, I assumed.

>>715112689
>this could have plausibly happened
>we missed out on this

He fuckinge woneth.

>>715113148
I never remember what this one is until it's too late kek

>>715113085
>platonic bros who sometimes do gay shit like getting married in roadside chapel, siring eight freakish children together and living on benefits in trailer park

>>715113036
But he saw them anyway

>>715113148
>walk into the school as *ME
>see this
What do bros? Bonus point if it ruins Kris's life afterwards.

>>715111761
I'm not falling for your ruse, you filthy chalk-eater

>>715112957
>The festival is THE turning point of the story. From here on out it's Toby Fox's wild ride.
Agree on this point but it is an assumption whether the festival is happening on Chapter 5.

>>715113135
>>715112926
Like who else do you think is going to be our final antagonist? These two goofy goobers?

>>715108957
i say this but i dont look like this

>>715113121
Based Ralsusie Enjoyer

>>715112808
>just saw a monster cuddling a human
>hometown has fallen
>millions must freeze

>>715113176
>or she'll put Kris down JUST a little bit too much and it'll be enough to set her off

Damn, I could see that happening after that scene with the kids in front of the bunker.

>>715112278
Imagine having that tounge explore your mouth and face

>>715111728
>Most of the replies are Spamton lines
I'VE ALWAYS BEEN A MAN OF THE [Pipis]
A REAL [Pipis] PERSON

The reprisal of this is going to hit so fucking hard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWJJ8nywk-M

>>715112461
You'll have to play snowgrave. Chapters six and seven will be locked behind a door that can only open with the twisted sword.

>>715113272
Oh no... They will fall out of Toriel during the festival. Kris will see it...

>>715113446
>wojakslop

>Thank you *player*.
>Your role in my story is over.
>-DISCONNECTED-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHMHng7w1hQ
yep, it's kino time

>>715113446
Cuckelle or Noelcel?

>>715113748
both

>>715105271
Adults have sex
it's normal for their bedroom to have a lock

I LIKE TO WATCH

>>715113862
She's always like this?

>>715113587
Susie as weird route final boss is too goddamn good to pass up

>>715113906
Asgore...

>>715112957
I agree that chapter 5 is going to be the point where everything is going to come crashing down. Too many things are being set up, Susie seems like she might start asking too many questions about the soul, Asgore wants to reveal something probably dark world related to the whole town, the prophecy revelation seems to have been really bad and that probably is going to make having a lighthearted adventure like the first 3 chapters again very hard, etc.
As far as weird route goes, with chapter 4 you are seemingly past the point of no return too.

I said this in another thread before it got janny'd, but my bet is that the chapter is going to end with the roaring starting, and the whole town running to the shelter, where this faggot is waiting.

>>715113601
>>715113621
>festival tomorrow
>meaning within the next 24 hours
>we've had two chapters take place in that time before now

>>715113906
Susie...

Noelle would be better as a femboy. Just saying.

>>715114120
You're correct anon
I just don't think anyone thinks that's going to happen
Here's harder evidence, this asset looks like the festival stuff hanging from the town hall

>>715113587
I'm hoping for reprisal for this for Susie fight, reprisal of Smart Race for Berdly fighting for the Fuck Team and reprisal of Asgore theme when we are forced to fight him

>>715111382
Someone will do it, what with Don't Forget becoming a meme on Twitter for some reason.

Toriel overdosed again...

>>715114275
shut up nigga

>>715111000
I was actually surprised at this scene
It takes what would have been a straight comedy scene literally anywhere else, and has it visibly upset them, but not overtly so, in a way that immediately becomes obvious when you think about it for a second, and isn't immediately laughed off because lmao silly thing happening, and is used after to reaffirm the strong bonds that they've formed together while showing how heavily they're being challenged by Kris' mission
It took a wild amount of restraint for this kind of writing

>>715114093
Yeah. During the hiatus I thought the knight was gonna be chapter 4, titan in 5 and the roaring in 6. And well, everything so far has happened earlier than expected, so roaring in 5 makes sense. Especially because Asgore is gonna use the black shard to make a massive dark fountain in the middle of the festival.

>>715114275
BASED BASED BASED

>>715108785
nature is healing...

>>715114319
>suseletrannies were trying to take moral high ground about Noelle cuck memes on twitter
>end up making a cuck meme anyway

>>715113601
>so mindbroken in the Weird Route he doesn't even get out of bed to try to go after Susie
We're whittling this little faggot down to a nub. He may snap in the normal route, but by the end of the Weird Route he'll be completely catatonic. We won't even need the vessel, we'll have hollowed out Kris to perfect obedience

>>715114163
Susie has too much aura to work as a cuckqueen. Like she would either be too dumb to get jealous or too much of a Stacy to not join in

>>715111728
>It's okay to not smile.

>>715113148
Lmao what the fuck

Why does undertale practically have no ship troons in comparison with deltarune?

>>715114319
The kiss at the end is what gets me
They had something and yet Noelle that freak went in and ruined it
Would you even call her a childhood "friend" at that point?

>>715111000
Still think this is a really melodramatic take on that scene unless it turns out Susie has had bad experience with an alcoholic relative. Which granted given her likely background is possible.

Deltatroon

>*Susie
>*Flirt

>>715114706
you're blind anon

>>715114706
Frisk being basically not a character
Anderson even then everyone wanted to fuck the fish or skeleton

>>715114120
You're a schizo but I can't prove you wrong.

>>715114567
Normal route is him with Susie and Snowgrave is mindrboken Noelle forcing Kris into the ferris wheel and this time it's Kris who will have his flower wilting animation and fade to darkness scene

>>715114706
Undertale released in its entirety in one shot so there isn't nearly as much up for debate. Plus Deltarune just generally pushed this shit harder which kind of makes sense with the highschooler characters.

>>715113219
Why does everyone in the game hate this nigga?

>>715114706
because theyre kids

>>715114706
Deltarune ships
>which teenager will kiss which
Undertale ships
>which of these adults is going to molest this kid

>>715114706
Why would anyone ship 8 year old child with anyone? Shipping only make sense with teens and adults

>>715114861
He doesn't shower.

my faggot cat who I hate

>>715114842
>no noelle stop shaking the cabin!!!!

>>715114920
>Why would anyone ship 8 year old child with anyone
And yet they did.

>>715114319
>kris at 0:25:

>>715114885
it's sans!

>>715114940
If this faggot cat doesn't end up being a truly irredeemable piece of shit I'm going to be very dissapointed

>>715114475
The mohawk ruined it.

I don't really care about shipping, I just want people to realize how weird Noelle is about Susie. If Berdly acted that way, people would hate him for it.

>>715115032
Preaching to the choir, my man.

>>715114920
Counterpoint, why does that child flirt with at least five monsters?

>>715114940
Love this bastard

>>715114940
Every day I come home from work and whenever I step into the shelter my stupid fucking faggot cat gives me this stupid face.

>>715115105
confident and extrovert brats are weird like that

>>715115029
This, but with Carol.

/v/tards of the types of niggers to hear a girl say "I have a boyfriend (girlfriend in game)" and think to themselves, "Oh, that's going to stop a girl from sucking dick."

>>715114706
>>715114829
>>715114853
>>715114885
Did you guys just memory hole the huge part of the fanbase pre-COVID that shipped Frisk/Chara with everyone but ESPECIALLY Sans?

>>715114835
For what it's worth I think the structure is likely to be "dark world -> hometown segment" which would place the hometown segment as being the big festival sequence. >>715114307 definitely suggests this.

I'm just hoping we're going to get a dark world based on the festival. Maybe end of chapter 5 will be a dark fountain opening like with chapter 2.

>not a single (You)
heh, I didn't anon :/

>>715115032
If a guy act like this toward a girl it's a creepy incel. If a girl act this way, its a wholesome yuri. Hell even if a girl act like this toward a guy, she need to be supported by GOD so that she reach her goal. See Helga from Hey Arnold or Tootie from FairyOddparents

Why is chapter 4 so much fucking better than chapter 3? It’s like Toby drastically lowered our expectations just so he could wow us again

Shout out to Jevil, Deltarune's boot camp for greens SOULs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWNKFBeYVxw

>>715115254
what?

>>715115337
Sorry, anon.

stop theorizing about what plot points chapter 5 will have and start theorizing about what zillenial internet culture references chapter 5 will have

>>715108785
Like I won.

>>715115228
Sans gonna fuck both of them??

>>715111382
Put a really edgy rendition of it in Porky Means Business

>>715114861
they actually think hes pretty dreamy in Ch.1 and king let him be lancer's lesser dad, and kris plays his theme FIRST the moment hes out of our control. in chapter 3 the rabbick wants his autograph, and he was competent enough to fuck elnina/lanino before they got tired of him. queen/tenna seems to be mostly unaware of him.

the only people that dislike rouxls are the lightners and ralsei, ironically

>>715112183
it's okay when a woman does it!

>>715115397
>"Oh, Noelle is interested in Susie...guess I'll just slink back and do nothing, hehe....yeah."

>>715115337
I shall grant you +1 (you).

We need to kill whoever did this.

>>715112117
Human love moves mountains.

>>715115429
Sans will be bisected by a katana if he ever as much as breathes towards Carol.

>>715113219
he lookingeth gayeth

>this happens if you start chapter 4 right after 3
what the fuck will Toby ever stop surprising us with small details?

Everyone has made.to much good art of the fucked up cat now I'm gonna be crushed if he turns out to be nothing or something disappointing in game.

That's the worst part I think. All these years has given me too much time to imagine every single way the game could be amazing and knock my socks off but also imagine every way the game could suck ass and make me want to kill myself

>>715115564
I hope Toby has the guts to let Burgerpants reject the bunny fag.

>>715115564
cucked again

>>715115564
pizzapants makes me realize how soulful the original burgerpants was, this version of him sucks

I'M GONNA KILL JANNY

>>715115564
The gay catfisher employee needs to have some rough snow cones shoved up his ass for doing our guy dirty like that.

>>715112957
Yep. After 5 we will be free of Kris and going back to the Vessel.

>>715115671
what's different?

>>715115634
>toby fox queerbaiting
>ever
Ahahahahaha he WILL take it up the ass and you WILL like it.

>>715115671
His power level is drastically reduced since he can only emote through the talking heads. Burgerpants had full color, full body, and like 3/4 of the screen to work with

>>715114706
There's been an enormous amount of shipfags for Undertale. But since Deltarune started coming out, they shifted focus to it, and they're a bit more emboldened, because the full game isn't out yet, so they get to construct and get invested in certain future outcomes. All despite the fact that the romance isn't really a big part of the game.

>>715115671
it feels like toby didn't realize the appeal of pizzapants was that he was a depressed wagie and decided people only liked him for the wacky over the top sprites

>>715115731
you will transition into a female body?
cringe

>>715115634
This would be the funniest outcome and extremely in character for him.

Autosage…?

Will the Janny let the next thread hit the bump limit if I say nigger please?

>>715115802
i meant to say burgerpants but
>autosage
lol

>>715112957
Susie won't get with Noelle. Neither she will get with Kris. Susie belongs to ME.

TO END THIS THREAD, YOU NEED TO SAY "I LOVE TV" 250 TIMES!

>>715115829
It's a deltarune thread, so yes.

>>715115932
HAHA!! I LOVE TV!

>>715115932
I LOVE TV
I LOVE TV
I LOVE TV

>>715115802
I mean he very much still is a depressed wagie, it's just he has a buddin romance with an e-girl(e-boy) now.

>>715116003
COMING

>>715115932
I LOVE TV

>>715115932
I LOVE TV I LOVE TV I LOVE TV I LOVE TV I LOVE TV I LOVE TV I LOVE TV I LOVE TV I LOVE TV I LOVE TV

>>715115932
I LOVE ELNINA

Sexy fluffy CUNT.

I don't think we'll make it this time - but we'll die trying. Krusie bros - assemble!

>>715116042
He's the 1 (Coming!)
The KING OF only

>>715115751
In Undertale, Burgerpants' entire schtick is that all his problems are his own fault but he blames everyone else and rejects anyone who tries to help him.
Letting him fuck the bunny would be character assassination.

oh well

>>715116104
Our Yoshi has autism.

>>715115932
I [ [$!#%] ] HATE [ [CRTs] ]

>>715115564
his chapter 1 and 2 showings were great, toby just needed to drop the chapter 2 plotline and have chapter 4 be something entirely different. he is a loser, not a desperate simp

I still maintain the schizo theory that the jannies feel embarrassed that paid shill threads get much less engagement than Deltarune

>>715116139
T. Mettaton

>>715115932
I LOVE TV!
MIKE, the next THREAD, please!

>>715114275
>Femboys.

>>715116139
Obviously.

>>715116196
Clair Obscur threads get plenty of engagement, though.

>>715115932
ILOVETV

>>715116057
FASTER

>>715114706
There was literally a murder attempt because of an Undertale ship.

>>715115932
I LOVE TV

I hate TV

>>715115932
I LOVE TV!!!!!!!

I'm Mike

>>715116104
krisp and susy

>>715115932
I Love TV! HOOOOOOOOOOO!

*drinks acid and tosses it like a rocket at your face.*

>>715114920
Let's fuck the child instead.

Toberthony, I require angst

>>715116196
It'd make sense
>Wow we're getting lots of traffic
>Wait... is that....
>oh no no NO NO NONONONONO
>GUYS WE GOTTA SHUT IT DOWN
>NINTENDO IS GOING TO GET OUR ASSES IF WE LET A NON-INTENDO FRANCHISE BE TALKED ABOUT LEGITIMATELY
>WHAAAAAAAAAAAT!? THEY'RE STILL MAKING THREADS???
>QUICK, GET THE SHARTY SQUAD ON THEM, MAKE THEM YELL ABOUT THE WOKE AND THE PRONOUNS
>WHAAAAAAAAAATTTTT!?!? THAT'S NOT WORKING????
>OKAY okay... calm down. Warn them to put Generals in /vg/
>WWWWWHHHHAAAAAATTTTTT!?!??! THEY'RE S T I L L MAKING THREADS???
>DELETE THEM!!! ARCHIVE THEM!!! AUTOSAGE THEM!!! ANYTHINGGGG!!!
>NO WE CAN'T B A N THEM, THAT'D MEAN WE L O S E

>gets cucked in the normal route
>gets mindbroken and spiritually raped in the weird route
there's no happy ending for this creature is there?

The thing is, both Kriselle and Kruise are very wet ships. One with tears and the other with blood. While Suselle is bone dry. It's that shrimple.

>>715115932
I wuv tewevision

>>715116665
Ralsei shut the fuck up

>>715116549
you already have an entire route for that

>>715101254 (OP)
There's been one question on my mind, is what the children saw in the forest the same incident as the bunker incident? Or did they happen separately

>>715115932
>FRESH FROM THE JEWS! FRESH FROM THE JEWS!

>>715115819
I am not literally the Gooner Vessel. I will always be a man irl.

>>715116585
>mindbroken and spiritually raped

>>715115932
I LOVE TV!

>>715116585
No (and that's a good thing)

>>715116585
The creature deserves it for being a weirdo and a freak

>>715115932
I LOVE TV!

>>715116754
probably the same

>>715116585
She is the catalyst for all future problems and possibly the main villain

LET'S GO, HUMAN SPAM AGAIN.

>>715115932
I LOVE EVERYMAN

>>715113621
This tells us more than I'd considered about Chapter 5. It seems like Carol doesn't need Kris to be at the festival for anything she might have planned during it

HUMAN LOVE.

JANNY TRANNY LOST.

>>715114349
cute boyfriends

Who wins in a potential off in a dying thread, Gaster, Forgotten Man, FRIEND ir Everyman?

>>715117025
All she needs Kris for is sealing the fountain
Can monsters seal them?

>>715117278
friend, easy. gaster close behind

>>715117278
Everyone is expecting FRIEND to be a big bad chesire demon, but he'll probably just end up being a non-character visual motif used by the actual big bads

>>715117278
forgotten man from Mother 1?

We still managed 300 posts in an autosaged thread.

>>715117509
You deserve a Susie award then.

>>715115564
It's funny, you can tell no one gives a fuck about the nice cream guy so toby had no trouble giving him an antagonistic role.

>>715117278
Gaster is THE STRONGEST
Forgotten Man and Friend are evenly matched
Everyman will have to wait for a power boost

>>715111728
Let's mix it up from the usual Spamton quotes:
>* You defeated him!? You REALLY defeated him!?
>* I see... perhaps you three may truly be "Heroes" after all...
>* But JEVIL was just a taste of what you'll face from now on.
>* One day soon...
>* You too, will begin to realize the futility of your actions.
>* Ha ha ha...
>* At that time, feel free to come back here.
>* I'll make you tea...
>* And we can toast... to the end of the world!

I remember

>>715111728
We're Mike

>>715117898
I need to pay attention to Seam's dialogue on my next playthrough

>>715117736
bratty is the antagonistic one in this little scheme
nice cream guy is basically being bullied into it by her and his gay ass is more concerned about trying to keep pizzapants happy than whatever bullshit bratty is feeding him

>>715118102
He's the biggest piece of shit, constantly demoralizing you.

>>715117509
Human power.

>>715118218
it was implied he was the one who drove jevil crazy
don't trust him