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Anonymous No.713715037 [Report] >>713715258 >>713715829 >>713716537 >>713717959 >>713718830 >>713718837 >>713718917 >>713719168 >>713725534 >>713726016 >>713729776 >>713732043 >>713735151 >>713735506 >>713740402 >>713741319 >>713752214 >>713753518 >>713753935 >>713757709 >>713771978 >>713775194 >>713776309 >>713777243 >>713777946
How's your Uma rerolling fairing, /v/?
Anonymous No.713715258 [Report] >>713715680
>>713715037 (OP)
>Needinf to waste hours rerolling accounts so you aren't at a severe disadvantage
Fuck gachas and the retards that play them
Anonymous No.713715339 [Report]
this guide is absolute trash. Please stop rolling for stam and int cards. Those cards wont be good until several months from now
Anonymous No.713715680 [Report] >>713723759 >>713740635
>>713715258
but rerolling isn't a waste of time, it's the primary part of the game

everything but rolling is a waste of time in a gacha
Anonymous No.713715707 [Report] >>713715972
Got Fine Motion and 3 other SSR supports, I'll consider that a win and just start playing the game now
Anonymous No.713715797 [Report]
Should the deck be balanced or skewed towards your horses stats
Anonymous No.713715829 [Report] >>713735195
>>713715037 (OP)
Nighttime Remindmare
Anonymous No.713715972 [Report]
>>713715707
How many of them are speed? People told me to rerun if I had none of them.
Anonymous No.713716018 [Report] >>713716384
So I do 4x10 pulls then do the reroll, right? Or can I get even more pulls before resetting?
Anonymous No.713716039 [Report] >>713716264
Glad I got to finish mine before the daily reset.
Anonymous No.713716052 [Report] >>713716384
isnt this supposed to be on steam
i dont see it
why did you lie to me
there are no hornses here
only rollslop and aids
Anonymous No.713716264 [Report]
>>713716039
I didn't finish in time... 30 carrots won't hurt that bad, right...?
Anonymous No.713716384 [Report] >>713716616
>>713716018
I've just been doing the 4 pulls

>>713716052
https://store.steampowered.com/app/3224770/Umamusume_Pretty_Derby/
Anonymous No.713716537 [Report]
>>713715037 (OP)
Imagine wasting money on tranny horses.
Anonymous No.713716616 [Report]
>>713716384
weird it only shows the paid one when i search
Anonymous No.713716723 [Report]
Mambo when?
Anonymous No.713717517 [Report] >>713717706
ngl I was expecting this game to look more oldschool like FGO but it's actually quite pretty and polished.
Anonymous No.713717706 [Report]
>>713717517
>oldschool like FGO
It was released in 2021. That's basically the post-Genshin era, and you couldn't release your game without good draphic and shit.
Anonymous No.713717868 [Report] >>713726012
they're friends??
Anonymous No.713717875 [Report] >>713717976 >>713718043
why do people call gacha gambling? you don't have a chance of getting any value back unlike real gambling
Anonymous No.713717959 [Report] >>713718037
>>713715037 (OP)
I lucksacked a Fine Motion on the first 10 pull, then got two other SSR. I don't see them mentioned to be the meta shit, but surely this is good enough if I'm not going to tryhard right?
Anonymous No.713717976 [Report]
>>713717875
>why do people call gacha gambling
no one does that, everyone just calls it retarded
Anonymous No.713718037 [Report]
>>713717959
>2 speed cards
Looks okay to me. I would rather have 3-4 speed cards.
Anonymous No.713718043 [Report]
>>713717875
because you can spend money to try to get specific things through random chance, even if you can't profit monetarily off of getting what you want
Anonymous No.713718830 [Report]
>>713715037 (OP)
I got this just before the first day ended so I stuck with it
Spent the whole day trying to get the good combo but the only thing I got out of it is an affirmation on how retarded gachas are and why you should never roll without a spark ready
Anonymous No.713718837 [Report]
>>713715037 (OP)
Got Super Creek + 2 speed ssr after like 2 hours last night
Good enough
Anonymous No.713718903 [Report]
>uses kernel level anticheat CrackProof(r)
lmao nah im good
Anonymous No.713718917 [Report]
>>713715037 (OP)
whats the deal with Fine Motion? what does she do that makes it a great support card?
Anonymous No.713719168 [Report] >>713719309 >>713719347 >>713719364 >>713719643
>>713715037 (OP)
Got both of them from 20 rolls, not sure what to do next to be honest.
Anonymous No.713719294 [Report]
where apk?
Anonymous No.713719309 [Report]
>>713719168
>not sure what to do next
reroll until you get an even better account
Anonymous No.713719347 [Report]
>>713719168
You need SR speed cards next, and you're set. Roll the rest of your 2 multis.
Anonymous No.713719364 [Report] >>713720010
>>713719168
Save for Kitasan Negro support coming in month or so. Allegedly it will carry your Umas for next two years.
Anonymous No.713719643 [Report] >>713768510
>>713719168
You got lucky with those SSR but unlucky with those SR, either keep it or reroll.
Anonymous No.713720010 [Report] >>713720296
>>713719364
a month? is that even enough time to save up anything?
Anonymous No.713720296 [Report] >>713720405
>>713720010
Hope you didn't waste all of your summer bonuses yet anon.
Anonymous No.713720405 [Report]
>>713720296
I only spent the 40 rolls they gave, got jack and shit aside from Super Creek
Anonymous No.713720519 [Report] >>713721817
people rolling for int cards but build speed/stam/power lmao
also rolling for girls is actually important
that guide sucks
Anonymous No.713721628 [Report]
Do I need to lock my ID in to my Steam account, how does it work?
If I install it on my Deck will it load the same account as my PC naturally?
Does it even run on Deck?
Anonymous No.713721672 [Report] >>713722561
Is this good enough to start playing?
Anonymous No.713721817 [Report]
>>713720519
Yeah
Fine Motion is a good niche card, but telling newfags she's one of two absolute must is gonna cause some weird behaviors
Anonymous No.713722030 [Report] >>713722672 >>713722891 >>713723267
does this game FOMO limited banners? all i found online was just premium banners for paypiggies
that is to say, should i save for something that will never ever be available again
Anonymous No.713722561 [Report]
>>713721672
>2 speed SSR + 1 speed SR
>Fine Motion
Damn I'm jelly
Anonymous No.713722565 [Report]
WHAT THE FUCKKK
Anonymous No.713722672 [Report] >>713722929
>>713722030
Kitasan Black support card in about month or so.
Anonymous No.713722891 [Report]
>>713722030
There is no such thing as limited iirc, but cards go into such a huge pool that they might as well be. Hence why people tell you to focus on the bangers like Kitasan Black which will carry you for years.
Anonymous No.713722929 [Report]
>>713722672
will i have enough carrots for pity in a month? i have 9500 rn
Anonymous No.713723267 [Report]
>>713722030
No, which is nice because spooks can be kind of godly in this game at times.
Anonymous No.713723487 [Report] >>713726101
i didnt reroll, thinking i would be lucky later anyway, but it was all shit luck
Still got a career win with shit cards. The game is pretty fun so far
Anonymous No.713723759 [Report] >>713731757
>>713715680
So then, where's the game? Do you understand that it is merely a self-inflicted "addiction" you are engaging in?

Try not playing for a week and see how you feel. If you really feel the need to start it up again.
Anonymous No.713723918 [Report] >>713724921
does this game really have 30 min long dailies
Anonymous No.713724921 [Report] >>713727023 >>713773052
>>713723918
its 8 hour dailies
Anonymous No.713725534 [Report]
>>713715037 (OP)
Anonymous No.713725825 [Report]
Anyone else get this glitch? Text doesn't load on this screen and game can't progress
Anonymous No.713725863 [Report]
>Last round before finals start
>4x rainbow supporters level 5 speed training
>3% fail chance
>fails
>Lose the finals first race despite having 700 speed and power
I FUCKING HATE YOU YOU RETARDED DONKEY I SHOULD SHOOT YOU IN THE FACE RIGHT NOW I'M ASHAMED THAT NEXT TO YOUR NAME MY NAME APPEARS AS YOUR TRAINER YOU FUCKING WASTE OF SPACE SOON TO BE GLUE PIECE OF SHIT
Anonymous No.713726012 [Report] >>713768910 >>713769081
>>713717868
Yes, anon, they're friends.
Anonymous No.713726016 [Report]
>>713715037 (OP)
Got Creek and I got tired of rerolling. I'll keep this account and just play casually until I get bored. The Umas are cute.
Anonymous No.713726101 [Report]
>>713723487
BASED vodka chad!
Anonymous No.713726173 [Report]
He's still at it
Anonymous No.713726262 [Report] >>713727032
How do I increase my team rank?
Anonymous No.713727023 [Report] >>713772247
>>713724921
please elaborate
Anonymous No.713727032 [Report]
>>713726262
Career them.
Anonymous No.713727084 [Report] >>713727207
Game seems like a numbers game. How fucked am I if I just roll for who I think is cute?
Anonymous No.713727207 [Report] >>713729928
>>713727084
that makes you based, normal and fun pilled
you enjoy fun and not being a tryhard that cant keep up with whaler anyway
there is casuals and whales
Anonymous No.713729301 [Report] >>713729534
>This filters the Horse fucker
Anonymous No.713729534 [Report] >>713729902
>>713729301
It makes a lot more sense in japanese since it's written as 喜び中出し
Anonymous No.713729776 [Report] >>713731094 >>713732953
>>713715037 (OP)
i played the monster rancher mobile game before this and always thought it was weird how they copied uma musume's gameplay instead of a more traditional monster rancher game
in retrospect, this kind of gameplay loop makes a lot more sense for monster rancher instead of uma musume
Anonymous No.713729902 [Report]
>>713729534
It makes perfect sense either way, as it's a direct quote, if modern Wikipedia is to be believed https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eclipse_(horse)
Anonymous No.713729928 [Report] >>713730049 >>713730057
>>713727207
Alright. I'm gonna use my 3* ticket on Rice Shower, she's cute.
Anonymous No.713730049 [Report]
>>713729928
Keep in mind she's ABSOLUTE SHIT UNTRAINABLE PIECE OF GARBAGE until a few updates in when guts becomes meta, you're probably gonna be losing A LOT of races before she becomes useable
Anonymous No.713730057 [Report]
>>713729928
all of this gacha shit is pretty straight forward, either you play casually for fun, or to be a whaling tryhard (esports twitch zoomer)
Anonymous No.713730203 [Report] >>713730232 >>713730298 >>713730384 >>713731913 >>713732881
So what's it about? Watching horse girls run? Doesn't seem very engaging.
Anonymous No.713730232 [Report] >>713730298
>>713730203
Anonymous No.713730298 [Report]
>>713730203
Neither does literally any other sport, yet here we are
>>713730232
Have this
Anonymous No.713730384 [Report]
>>713730203
>Doesn't seem very engaging.
The girls are pretty cute though
Anonymous No.713730906 [Report] >>713731265
does the quick option just skip events you've already read or does it ignore that?
Anonymous No.713731094 [Report]
>>713729776
>in retrospect, this kind of gameplay loop makes a lot more sense for monster rancher instead of uma musume
the game is based off real horse racing
as for monster rancher, it's a nice breath of fresh air, desu
Anonymous No.713731265 [Report]
>>713730906
It skips everything, doesn't matter if you've read it or not. Pretty annoying
Anonymous No.713731576 [Report]
Anonymous No.713731607 [Report] >>713731778 >>713731797
How the fuck do they expect you to finish a career for a daily? I'm like fucking 2 hours into this shit and it keeps going.
Anonymous No.713731628 [Report] >>713731778 >>713731797
I stopped reading after 2 career runs, should I just quit while I'm ahead if I don't care about the story or characters?
Anonymous No.713731757 [Report] >>713769795
>>713723759
the game is rerolling to get the best possible start, the rest doesn't matter just like life
Anonymous No.713731778 [Report] >>713732253
>>713731607
people just spam speed and kill their uma to get their dailies
it says a completed run, not a successful one
>>713731628
>if I don't care about the story or characters?
why are you even here if you don't like horses and horse racing
it's just an autofelattio of some of the most popular race horses of all of history
Anonymous No.713731797 [Report] >>713739104 >>713753846
>>713731607
skipping the fuck out of it, or wasting all day playing
>>713731628
i decided to do one proper run, after that prolly skip since it seems that a lot of it is fluff, besides the stuff related to my girl. it not ideal to say the least
Anonymous No.713731913 [Report]
>>713730203
It's a raising simulator, training your horse girl right to make her win is the engaging part.
Anonymous No.713732043 [Report] >>713732115
>>713715037 (OP)
Why are so many gachas suddenly releasing globally?
Anonymous No.713732115 [Report] >>713732650
>>713732043
Anonymous No.713732234 [Report] >>713732318
>AI plays goldship
>manages to get second place from end chaser against my silence suzuka
>me playing goldship
>get 18th place
wtf?
Anonymous No.713732253 [Report]
>>713731778
i liked the presentation and the ost is great but even that i end up skipping because i skip the races themselves
maybe watching them run isn't as thrilling if no money is at stake
as a game though... without the gacha you're hardstuck very early on since everything you can max out at the start is incredibly easy to, except maybe affection
Anonymous No.713732318 [Report]
>>713732234
Lore accurate Gold Ship.
Anonymous No.713732550 [Report]
You haven't beat the gacha...
Anonymous No.713732650 [Report] >>713732709
>>713732115
On the same day?
On the same platform?
Anonymous No.713732709 [Report]
>>713732650
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-QrNLfvRzU
Anonymous No.713732748 [Report] >>713732943 >>713737849
Anyone get this to work on emulators for multiclient rerolls? Tried bluestacks and LD player and they don't work.
Anonymous No.713732803 [Report] >>713732872
This game seems like it'd be legitimately more comfy on phone desu
Anonymous No.713732872 [Report] >>713732991 >>713733478 >>713733747
>>713732803
There isn't really much benefit to having it on PC whenever it's locked to 720p 30fps.
Anonymous No.713732881 [Report]
>>713730203
The gameplay loop is the training, races is just watching your little monster turn others into backup singers.
Anonymous No.713732943 [Report]
>>713732748
i didn't actually try but just assumed it'd be blocked since as far as i know the japanese version was blocked from emulators
Anonymous No.713732953 [Report] >>713784727
>>713729776
Here's hoping that gets a global release too. Apparently there's an online competitive scene of sorts for monster rancher thanks to the PC ports?
Anonymous No.713732991 [Report]
>>713732872
>720p
what is it with /v/trannies and making up bullshit to discredit games that arent their favorite ai ragebait slop?
Anonymous No.713733094 [Report]
>got the onsen ticket first try with Daiwa
>jobbed at the URA Finals
Nooooooo
Anonymous No.713733478 [Report]
>>713732872
The game would have me by the balls, it kind of does already, if it was silky smooth 60 FPS on PC.
Anonymous No.713733681 [Report]
>final stretch
>horse at 4th
>pulls off some super attack and gets 1st
Anonymous No.713733747 [Report]
>>713732872
Crank up anti aliasing and shit in your nvidia/amd settings then you can use shit like lossless scaling to upscale it to 1440p or whatever and use frame gen for higher frame rates if you care that much. Its not perfect but it definitely looks better.
Anonymous No.713734998 [Report]
I HATE POWER I HATE POWER I HATE POWER
Just let me pass through you fat fucks AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE
Anonymous No.713735151 [Report]
>>713715037 (OP)
>rerolling
You didn't beat the game
Anonymous No.713735195 [Report] >>713746170
>>713715829
The thought that there's an anon who wanted to make fun of gacha but was feeling conflicted about it until this image made him feel reassured is really funny to me.
Anonymous No.713735205 [Report] >>713773268
>end of race
>suddenly a high production value concert
will never not be funny as hell to me
Anonymous No.713735326 [Report]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPOk2Hkzvc0
Anonymous No.713735506 [Report]
>>713715037 (OP)
im just playing normally, rerolling seeems lame and boring.
Gold Ship is a good girl and she tries her hardest. She hasn't placed First in a single race yet, but that is my fault not hers.
Anonymous No.713736213 [Report] >>713736440 >>713736492
Does the 3 star ticket update as new characters get added or this is it? I might just hold onto it for doto
Anonymous No.713736440 [Report] >>713737149
>>713736213
From what I heard, no. Use it now and move on?
Anonymous No.713736492 [Report] >>713737149
>>713736213
i've been told that it doesn't, but anon has lied to me plenty of times before..
Anonymous No.713736571 [Report] >>713736810
how the fuck do i use all my stamina? By the time i finish a career ita already topped up again
Anonymous No.713736795 [Report]
I've been rerolling for 14 hours
Anonymous No.713736810 [Report]
>>713736571
apparently this is one of yhose games that essentially gives you infinite stamina (via free refill items) so you shouldn't bother trying to min max your use of it
Anonymous No.713736852 [Report]
>its a beach episode
Anonymous No.713737149 [Report]
>>713736440
>>713736492
It doesn't, your options are to use it now and get your waifu, or save it and get the horse that evades you.
Anonymous No.713737453 [Report] >>713737791
>ends up 5th, but needs to be in the top 3
>restart race and change position from Late (A) to Pace (B)
>rapes the late race by going from 13th to 1st
okay then
Anonymous No.713737764 [Report] >>713737951 >>713738016
>consider paypigging
>look at the prices
>70 bucks for 5 rolls (limited deal!!)
Anonymous No.713737791 [Report] >>713738016
>>713737453
I like how I think I'm starting to get the game systems figured out and then my horse gets boxed in by a bunch of the fatasses.
Anonymous No.713737849 [Report]
>>713732748
it would actually take longer to do it that way. phone is the fastest imo.
Anonymous No.713737951 [Report]
>>713737764
It's like 30 some rolls which is still bad, and nearly 50 rolls in the 3 time exclusive. You should t buy those though other than bad Kitasan luck if you must MLB, just buy the selectors when they rarely come by.
Anonymous No.713738016 [Report]
>>713737791
magical stuff indeed
>>713737764
LOOK AT THAT DOG GO!
>the instant scare and rush to run away
Anonymous No.713738351 [Report]
I rerolled 20 times and I got super creek at the first 10 roll i can't be assed to roll more I'll just take it and save the rest for kitasan
Anonymous No.713738408 [Report]
Well?
Anonymous No.713738737 [Report] >>713739234
I know a yakuza-free place...
Anonymous No.713738791 [Report]
>headbanging chibi trying to make dad jokes
Anonymous No.713739104 [Report] >>713739179 >>713739441
>>713731797
Why is Rudolf such a DORK
Anonymous No.713739179 [Report] >>713740160
>>713739104
Cuz it's cute when girls do it
Anonymous No.713739234 [Report]
>>713738737
Ai slop doing what the japs refused to do
Anonymous No.713739417 [Report] >>713740451
I need a total handholding guide to explain what to do
I keep losing constantly
Anonymous No.713739441 [Report] >>713739534
>>713739104
we just don't know
Anonymous No.713739534 [Report]
>>713739441
Anonymous No.713739601 [Report] >>713739698 >>713739721
After like a 50th reroll, I got something passable. Seiun seems to be middling, but a dupe is a dupe.
Anonymous No.713739698 [Report]
>>713739601
why would you brick yourself like this
Anonymous No.713739721 [Report] >>713740387
>>713739601
that is beyond passable
Anonymous No.713740005 [Report] >>713778384
dunno if it's already been asked, but my game kinda crashes as soon as I try to launch it. Like, tap on the icon, crash. I can just play it on steam I suppose, but I wanted it on my phone as well
Anonymous No.713740160 [Report]
>>713739179
She's perfect
Anonymous No.713740353 [Report]
>annoying ass dailies
This is a killer for me, sorry. I like the presentation, designs, the race concept is legitimately cool, but I just can't stand being punished for not dedicating time every day to the game.

I get they want continued engagement but some days I want to genuinely not give a shit, and if I'm forced to every single day I just get burnt out.

I can't believe I'm saying this, but I feel like the only game that gets this right is FGO, since it doesn't tie gacha rolls to dailies at all, and the one daily thing it asks you to do you already have to be 100 hours deep into it to access and you don't even have to do it "daily", since there's a three day buffer.
Anonymous No.713740387 [Report]
>>713739721
Anonymous No.713740402 [Report] >>713740484 >>713740501 >>713763898 >>713763978
>>713715037 (OP)
what's the gameplay like?
Anonymous No.713740451 [Report]
>>713739417
>>>/vg/528939972
>>>/vg/528941334
Anonymous No.713740484 [Report]
>>713740402
The pinnacle of the raising simulation genre
Anonymous No.713740501 [Report] >>713740675
>>713740402
menu simulator. you pick stats to level up on your girl, then you watch your girl race. its fun
Anonymous No.713740635 [Report] >>713740704
>>713715680
>spending hours rerolling for a character that will be power crept by the next banner isn't a waste of time
Retard.
Anonymous No.713740675 [Report] >>713740969
>>713740501
how actively do you participate in the races? is there pvp?
Anonymous No.713740704 [Report]
>>713740635
Except we know exactly what is coming for the next several years and the rolling strategies take that into consideration
Anonymous No.713740784 [Report] >>713740886 >>713740980
Mcqueen is a whore.
Anonymous No.713740886 [Report]
>>713740784
Anonymous No.713740969 [Report]
>>713740675
you don't interact with the races at all
Anonymous No.713740980 [Report]
>>713740784
All Umas eventually go in heat, so technically they are all whores.
Anonymous No.713741048 [Report]
Is there a skill tierlist?
Anonymous No.713741230 [Report] >>713741375 >>713741435 >>713749284
what the heck is this whole game just a cute vn about horse girls
Anonymous No.713741319 [Report]
>>713715037 (OP)
what is all this gay shit? why not just play a fucking real videogame?
Anonymous No.713741375 [Report] >>713741550
>>713741230
how new are you zoomer
Anonymous No.713741435 [Report] >>713741579 >>713773357
>>713741230
you come for the cute girls and stay for the cinema
Anonymous No.713741550 [Report] >>713741626 >>713741660
>>713741375
I'm 35 years old, all the other gacha I tried were awful chinkshit that gets spammed here
Anonymous No.713741579 [Report]
>>713741435
Anonymous No.713741626 [Report]
>>713741550
well this one is japanese!
Anonymous No.713741659 [Report] >>713741832 >>713742619
>read about IRL silence suzuka
>day ruined
Anonymous No.713741660 [Report] >>713742027
>>713741550
If you aren't aware of this you're either an outsider (proven by your images), don't play video games or are too fucking new and need to lurk more (proven by your ignorance).
Anonymous No.713741832 [Report]
>>713741659
Anonymous No.713741936 [Report] >>713742010
>1.5k+ reviews
>overwhelmingly positive
Subarashi.
Anonymous No.713742010 [Report]
>>713741936
WE CANT STOP WINNING
Anonymous No.713742027 [Report]
>>713741660
>outsider
An outsider of what? /v/? lole I don't come here any more. I am aware of the cygames and it's franchises (gbf was bad) but I don't play gacha. Because it'd always be some chinkshit that gets spammed everywhere and then it'd be all
>IN THE DEEP DARK GRIMDERP FUTURE YOU TO SUPREME HAREM CHAD AWAKEN WITH AMNESIA AND HAVE TO COMMAND THIS ARMY OF CUTE GIRLS WOT TOUCH EACH OTHERS BUTTS TO STOP THE GIGA HOLOCAUST
And then I'd play a 4 hour long tutorial and drop it
Anonymous No.713742116 [Report]
How do I know if any of these are dogshit or broken?
Anonymous No.713742157 [Report] >>713742235 >>713742386
>wah wah wah
people talked about this (multi-media) franchise and it's gacha since the anime launched back in 2018, longer if the gacha is concerned.
youre a newfag and an outsider (in general to the fucking site) if you aren't aware of this thing, much less care about games
>b-b-b-but muh gacha reee
grow up child
Anonymous No.713742226 [Report]
https://x.com/umamusume_eng/status/1938220713804239023
Anonymous No.713742235 [Report]
>>713742157
I don't like fate either. Fate is shit.
Anonymous No.713742293 [Report]
guys one of the horse girls mentioned that they had two moms... Are the horse cocks canon?
Anonymous No.713742345 [Report] >>713742430 >>713745004 >>713773442
Eroticism!
Anonymous No.713742373 [Report] >>713742430 >>713742581
So this game is basically a roguelike where you put the horse girls through the ringer in Career and see how far they go before you pass on their stats to the next girl?
Anonymous No.713742386 [Report]
>>713742157
I implore you to stop crying.
Anonymous No.713742430 [Report]
>>713742345
ANON NOOOOOOOOO YOU CANT POST HORSE RELATED LEWDS!!!!
>>713742373
>rouguelike
never thought about that, but it sure feels that way
Anonymous No.713742581 [Report]
>>713742373
It's a "modern" roguelike where everything feeds into metaprogression at the end, yeah. Every new Career is basically NG+ with bonuses based on how well you did with previous girls
Anonymous No.713742619 [Report] >>713743056
>>713741659
She gets a happy ending in the anime and game at least.
Anonymous No.713743056 [Report]
>>713742619
>going to america
>happy ending
Anonymous No.713743207 [Report] >>713743275 >>713743276 >>713743330 >>713744478 >>713746434
can I have fun playing this without spending money
Anonymous No.713743275 [Report]
>>713743207
If you like grinding and seeing number go up, yes.
Anonymous No.713743276 [Report]
>>713743207
how would any of us know what you find fun
Anonymous No.713743330 [Report]
>>713743207
no. you HAVE to be a whale otherwise you cant have fun at all
you NEED to put money because money = fun
no shit you can have fun with this without spending money you silly baka
Anonymous No.713744157 [Report]
I started using Scarlet because she was the generic pick you get, but after going through her career she's kinda growing on me.
Anonymous No.713744401 [Report] >>713745728
How do I get manhattan cafe?
Anonymous No.713744478 [Report]
>>713743207
f2p'ing gachas is basically always more fun than spending
Anonymous No.713744548 [Report] >>713744626 >>713744657 >>713745364 >>713745372 >>713748425 >>713753675
How many Uma Musume anime have you watched?
Anonymous No.713744626 [Report]
>>713744548
not enough... still need to finish S2, the OVA and movie
Anonymous No.713744657 [Report]
>>713744548
Started with season 2 last winter
Still need to catch up on lost media
Anonymous No.713744892 [Report] >>713745208
Does the uma's energy level matter when going into a race?
Anonymous No.713745004 [Report]
>>713742345
Is she an Uma? Feels like schrodinger's uma musume because of that hat.
Anonymous No.713745040 [Report] >>713745206
Hey horse friends, my gf is excited to play this, if I install it too is there some shit I can do to help her or is there no point in me installing it if I'm not interested in horse game
Anonymous No.713745206 [Report]
>>713745040
You should install it so you can get an upgrade to an horsegirl and ditch your current nothing
Anonymous No.713745208 [Report] >>713745473
>>713744892
It does, but especially in non-goal races
Anonymous No.713745364 [Report] >>713745985
>>713744548
Just finished rewatching it all in prep for the global release of the game.
1 and 2 are the best. i liked 3 a lot too but I know people really didn't like it. RTTT was not as good as I remember. I think Ayabe's weird obsession turned me off. CG is great so far but its not finished yet so idk.
After playing the game i'm really impressed how they put a lot of the game mechanics in the anime (random events, beach eps, etc). A lot of things in the anime make a lot more sense. Like why Nice Nature was able to compete for so long when she kept losing (now I know top 3 lets you move one)
Anonymous No.713745372 [Report] >>713745505
>>713744548
0 but I have watched the Live concerts
Anonymous No.713745473 [Report] >>713745604
>>713745208
Ok so don't go into a race with low energy?
Anonymous No.713745505 [Report]
>>713745372
>caring about 3DPD more than anime
lol
Anonymous No.713745562 [Report] >>713746012
Reminder that Taiki is best girl.
Anonymous No.713745594 [Report]
>Careful for the energy
>Careful for the mood
>Careful about you stats no matter what
>OH SHIT SHE NEEDS TO SEE THE DOCTOR
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Anonymous No.713745601 [Report]
Is there a good but not obtuse explanation of mechanics? Like I want to understand what skills in carreer to get and what stat to develop in training
Anonymous No.713745604 [Report]
>>713745473
They seem to fumble more when you try racing with low energy, at least from what I've experienced
Anonymous No.713745708 [Report] >>713746007
not gonna reroll, just let it be. Got myself Special Week through ticket because she is cute, and pulled Suzuka
Anonymous No.713745728 [Report]
>>713744401
Please?
Anonymous No.713745985 [Report]
>>713745364
Admire Vega being a schizo is kino though.
Top Road is simple but not bad by any means, I like to compare her character arc to Rice Shower because it's like the complete opposite. While Rice Shower didn't have anyone cheering for her, NTR had too much expectations from people hyping her up, it plays well in that "morale" aspect of racing (which is funny because I only realized that the game has a Fan counter today, so it kinda was a mechanic too after all?)
Opera O is charismatic even if she doesn't quite have an arc there (she WILL become the overlord and people WILL bow to her).
I would describe RTTT as short and sweet. Not S2 level but still a better watch than S3 (also it has the best Uma Musume OP, fight me).
Anonymous No.713746007 [Report]
>>713745708
Rerolling is so easy though. Literally a minute for 40 pulls.
Anonymous No.713746012 [Report]
>>713745562
Just came as close as I've ever been to reaching the Finale with her. Slapped as many passives as I possibly could on her and almost didn't need to level Wit at all.
Anonymous No.713746170 [Report]
>>713735195
Especially since mods spamfiltered "reminder" from any post with that image.
Anonymous No.713746228 [Report]
Feels like I'm currently stuck in E hell, always getting stuck at early on, as if I'm doing something super wrong resulting in me being unable to raise my stats above a threshold
Anonymous No.713746315 [Report] >>713746506 >>713773052
It really wasn't that bad, just use quick + skip mode and do a career with Scarlet
Anonymous No.713746434 [Report]
>>713743207
it's p2w, stop looking for hope and just quit
Anonymous No.713746506 [Report]
>>713746315
also if quitting a career counted as finishing a playthrough you could do these in 6-8 minutes
Anonymous No.713746586 [Report] >>713747396
should i use paid carats on the daily discount rolls or the guaranteed SSR 10x rolls
Anonymous No.713746587 [Report] >>713746783 >>713747126
>Picked Daiwa for my first run
>Forgot to level up any of my support cards
>Borrowed some random SR
>Still managed to clear all goals
>Do three other horse girl careers since then
>Leveled up all my support cards to max
>Borrowed a max limit break Fine Motion
>Should have even better stats from inheritance bonuses too
>Every single one failed half-way through
Truly, she was, numbah wan
Anonymous No.713746783 [Report] >>713747085
>>713746587
>Still managed to clear all goals
fucking how
>Every single one failed half-way through
this is more my experience
Anonymous No.713747085 [Report] >>713747269 >>713747553
>>713746783
>fucking how
Because she's number one! I probably just got super lucky since I had no idea what the fuck I was doing my first playthrough
Anonymous No.713747126 [Report] >>713747598
>>713746587
>Max Limit Break FM
Do you have their trainer name?
Anonymous No.713747269 [Report]
>>713747085
>I probably just got super lucky
stupid fat cow giving anon a ton of luck that I wish I had...
Anonymous No.713747396 [Report]
>>713746586
>paid daily rolls
Hell no. Not worth it.
>guaranteed SSR
Reminder that you get two SSR tickets. One with random result after a week once you have done all the event missions - and the one you already got as part of the pre-register where you can choose one starter SSR.
Paying for guaranteed SSR rolls only makes sense if you really want more than just two characters.
If all you want is Oguri and someone like Rice - that means no guaranteed rolls are needed. But if you also want Mcqueen or Suzuka on top of that - thats when you might consider it.
Anonymous No.713747553 [Report]
>>713747085
Nice. I had to do three races back to back due to fan count requirements and it went about as well as you could expect.
Anonymous No.713747591 [Report] >>713748143
>Daiwa Scarlet refuses to sleep well, keeps restoring 30 energy at a time
>Nice Nature sleeps like a fucking rock, restores 70 the moment I tell her to rest
Anonymous No.713747598 [Report]
>>713747126
I can't access the game right now, but it was one of the friend codes posted on /vg/ yesterday. They advertised having both Super Creek and Fine Motion maxed out
Anonymous No.713748143 [Report]
>>713747591
you could say she has a nice nature
Anonymous No.713748375 [Report] >>713748554
>Go from 1st fave (place 3rd)
>To 8th fave (place 5th)
>To 1st fave (place 10th)
uuuuuughhhhhhhhh cant believe that I have to visit /vg/ over my failure as a trainer
Anonymous No.713748425 [Report]
>>713744548
I've watched all the seasonal anime but none of the OVAs or movies. Cinderella Gray>>>>All the others
Anonymous No.713748554 [Report]
>>713748375
>Restart with Front instead of Pace, end up 2nd
>Fucking Sky win with an 5L advantage
Fuck me what
Anonymous No.713749284 [Report]
>>713741230
horse girls that sing and dance
Anonymous No.713749441 [Report]
>can only follow a whopping 15 players
Anonymous No.713749492 [Report] >>713750141
>didnt know support cards were the real gacha
>blew all free rolls on the girls
>did get 2 SSR, but no FM
How do I reroll and how do I know when to reroll? Is it after you blow through the free currency? What even is the real meta if its not FM? I use Oguri cap
Anonymous No.713749493 [Report] >>713749837 >>713750840
The spliced overlapping voice clips of the announcer shouting your horse girls name towards the end of the race make me happy
Anonymous No.713749570 [Report] >>713750059
My first Career run just ended in failure... I feel like shit bro she tried so hard
Anonymous No.713749661 [Report]
The design of this game is kind genius to me. Raising themed VN where scenarios that boost stats are separated into cards that are drawn from a collective pool with bias towards characters you want to see? I've never seen this done before.
Anonymous No.713749837 [Report]
>>713749493
it is very funny
Anonymous No.713750059 [Report] >>713750174
>>713749570
This is not the end, anon. Try again!
Anonymous No.713750141 [Report]
>>713749492
You go to the main menu and delete user data.
Select the option to skip the tutorial.
After that be sure to cancel the update request that pops up the first time. Accept it on the second attempt. Doing this skips a bunch of the intro screens for some reason.
Then you just claim rewards and do 4 10 pulls.

It's a really smooth process. Easy to do while watching something or browsing the internet.
Anonymous No.713750174 [Report]
>>713750059
Anonymous No.713750296 [Report] >>713750410 >>713750864
So are there horse boys or how does that work?
Anonymous No.713750397 [Report] >>713751056
So where is the yuri that was promised to me? Not a hetfag or yaoifaggot that wants cocks.
Anonymous No.713750404 [Report]
Is a late wit build worth it? I couldn't even get Nature to win her debut race so I hope she snowballs soon
Anonymous No.713750410 [Report]
>>713750296
Mejiro Ryan looks like a boy and is named Ryan.
Anonymous No.713750416 [Report] >>713750516
I like some of the 1 star trainees better than the special 3 start umas. How much would I be gimping myself be only building those?
Anonymous No.713750516 [Report]
>>713750416
I find it interesting how different the goals are for each horse. This constantly losing (in the anime) genki retard starts off with "get so and so many fans" goals that give you a shit ton of time to work on training.
Anonymous No.713750840 [Report]
>>713749493
OH GUH REE CAHP
が先頭に立つ!
OH GUH REE CAHP
がリードを維持している!
Anonymous No.713750864 [Report]
>>713750296
The girls are blessed by three goddesses to have fat horse cocks to prolong the species with, and they can fuck human men
Anonymous No.713751042 [Report] >>713752067
Any general tips for career mode? I completed it with Daiwa (got up to URA semifinals) but with everyone else I just lose halfway in.
Anonymous No.713751056 [Report]
>>713750397
they girls hold hands at times
that's enough for a yuri ship creature like you
Anonymous No.713751074 [Report] >>713751198
>entire goal list is super chill
>NOW GET FIRST OR DIE YOU STUPID GNOME!
>after that you can chill =)
Anonymous No.713751174 [Report]
>"whatever i'll play with this 1* rando"
>a few events later
>"RUN WINNING TICKET RUN"
i felt really bad when she kept losing to her friends
Anonymous No.713751198 [Report] >>713751312
>>713751074
well it would be a pretty sad story if she didn't win even once wouldn't it
Anonymous No.713751312 [Report]
>>713751198
i know but holy shit its still one hell of a difficulty spike
Anonymous No.713751315 [Report] >>713751442
Am I not allowed to have a trainee and the card of the trainee at the same time?
Anonymous No.713751442 [Report] >>713751775
>>713751315
nyo
Anonymous No.713751454 [Report] >>713751564
Best run I've had so by, by a long shot, not just goal wise but esp skills. Nearly managed to get first and get all goals done too aaaaaaaa
Anonymous No.713751564 [Report] >>713751704
>>713751454
Look at his cute retard!
Anonymous No.713751704 [Report]
>>713751564
Anonymous No.713751775 [Report]
>>713751442
Well fuck. I just wanted the oguri card and her. Should I reroll for a better card and just pick her then?
Anonymous No.713752014 [Report]
We won
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gU_JZBzQjVI
Anonymous No.713752023 [Report] >>713753175
Anonymous No.713752067 [Report] >>713752934
>>713751042
Deck should be 2-4 SPE, 0-1 STR/STAM (STAM if you're training a long distance horse), 1-2 INT, 1 friend. Speed has priority, Int to recover energy. Avoid resting as much as possible. Always choose the closest position to the front that your uma is comfortable with.
Anonymous No.713752214 [Report] >>713752468
>>713715037 (OP)
why is game about raising horse girls so complicated?
Anonymous No.713752361 [Report] >>713754213
Should I play this or chink persona
Anonymous No.713752364 [Report]
sex
Anonymous No.713752468 [Report]
>>713752214
otherwise id get boring and stale
Anonymous No.713752696 [Report] >>713752837 >>713752856 >>713757872 >>713773562
>"Merry Krismasu!!"
>Dialog box: Happy Holidays!
Anonymous No.713752837 [Report]
>>713752696
Enjoy your Hanukkah, Apollo.
Anonymous No.713752843 [Report] >>713752936 >>713763443
Are the horses equal members of society to humans?
Anonymous No.713752856 [Report]
>>713752696
American Office at its finest.
Anonymous No.713752934 [Report]
>>713752067
Even if all the speed supports I have are low rarity?
Anonymous No.713752936 [Report]
>>713752843
Arguably they're a bit above it even, but yes, they're very much equal, like any other athlete in our world.
Anonymous No.713753151 [Report] >>713753217 >>713753854
Trying to download the steam version, but stuck at 45%, server trouble?
Anonymous No.713753175 [Report] >>713753408
>>713752023
did the movie get subbed yet?
Anonymous No.713753217 [Report] >>713753330
>>713753151
If your steam download EVER struggles it's likely a you issue. Change the CDN when in doubt, one of them HAS to work.
Anonymous No.713753330 [Report]
>>713753217
I see, I'll try
Anonymous No.713753346 [Report]
How many rolls do you get in a month?
Anonymous No.713753408 [Report]
>>713753175
>yet
what did he mean by this?
Anonymous No.713753518 [Report]
>>713715037 (OP)
thanks, this convinced me not to even bother
good luck surviving eos
Anonymous No.713753675 [Report]
>>713744548
Watched season 1 while it was airing back in 2018 and I've been an umadacchi ever since. Crazy to see it finally get some attention in the west after so long but it deserves it
Anonymous No.713753701 [Report] >>713754740
There's a LOT of dialogue/reading in this game, I just honestly started skipping the event scenes during career mode.
Anonymous No.713753846 [Report]
>>713731797
I thought the point was to waifufag and watch the cinematics? What's the point then?
Anonymous No.713753854 [Report]
>>713753151
a bunch of people are having error 102 so if that's that just leave and check back tomorrow when (if) they've fixed it
Anonymous No.713753874 [Report]
Bros please invite. I want frens
632 192 955 366
Anonymous No.713753935 [Report] >>713754382 >>713754532 >>713754740
>>713715037 (OP)
>don't roll on uma banners. you get two tickets to receive umas
but what if i really want opera o
Anonymous No.713754213 [Report]
>>713752361
im playing both
i'd also be playing blue archive but gaben screwed me
yes i gave you the same exact answer as i did in the persona thread
Anonymous No.713754382 [Report]
>>713753935
follow you're heart
Anonymous No.713754463 [Report] >>713754602
I can't decide if I want to invest in this game or P5X....
Anonymous No.713754532 [Report] >>713755318
>>713753935
DO IT!
Anonymous No.713754602 [Report] >>713754648
>>713754463
>invest
anon... thats not what that word means... you're not gonna get your money back from a gacha game...
Anonymous No.713754648 [Report]
>>713754602
invest my time
Anonymous No.713754740 [Report]
>>713753701
The only truly worthwhile stuff is in the story / sub story section, I feel. The career shit repeats pretty quickly, but also seems to change from uma to uma to keep it fresh. But yeah, skipping career seems like a wise choice, otherwise you'll read your ass off.
>>713753935
No one can stop you, do what the heart of the cards are telling you!
Anonymous No.713754927 [Report] >>713755057
if I remember right, they toned down how FUCKING ANNOYING AND KILLABLE Spe-chan is in the game because of backlash they got for her S1 writing. If this turns out to be true, then based.
Anonymous No.713755057 [Report] >>713755236
>>713754927
special week? more like special ed
Anonymous No.713755236 [Report]
>>713755057
Can say that again
Anonymous No.713755318 [Report]
>>713754532
mm looking at the pull rates this is kinda grim. Does anyone know if the 3 star ticket I get by paypigging 20 bucks gives you post-banner umas or if it is like the free one that gives you just a limited amount of characters?
Anonymous No.713755648 [Report] >>713755885
>I think that the schizo has returned, and he is going to be a true pest once more!
Anonymous No.713755885 [Report] >>713756084 >>713756346
>>713755648
this game has a dedicated schizo, too?
Anonymous No.713755892 [Report]
I just want girls with funny racehorse names
Special Week is a good one
Anonymous No.713756084 [Report]
>>713755885
Every gacha does, sometimes they even jump between games, and some aren't focused on any gacha to begin with but simply want to schizo ramble like the good anti they are.
Anonymous No.713756346 [Report] >>713756520
>>713755885
general in /vg/ has a mad former divegrass manager who's trying to split the threads apparently
Anonymous No.713756496 [Report]
do I get to feed them carrots and rub their snouts?
Anonymous No.713756520 [Report]
>>713756346
Anonymous No.713756827 [Report] >>713757136 >>713757883 >>713762083
How do I use it?
Also rolling for support cards sounds lame as hell I want actual horse girls not cards
Anonymous No.713757136 [Report] >>713757178
>>713756827
the voucher? i took rice shower cuz she seemed cute
Anonymous No.713757178 [Report]
>>713757136
Yeah but where and how do I actually use it? I don't see anything that lets me use it
Anonymous No.713757318 [Report]
I got FM and SC, but im out of roles, but I suppose thats good enough to just keep
Anonymous No.713757471 [Report]
>#1
>skip
>ends 5th getting beat by everyone last second
10/10
Anonymous No.713757509 [Report]
Do the exchange points carry over into other banners? Or is it just for whatever you rolled on?
Anonymous No.713757626 [Report] >>713757780
I'm about to start the anime. When does the movie fit in?
Anonymous No.713757709 [Report] >>713757824
>>713715037 (OP)
I don't get why uma musume is popular
it's just boring schoolgirls, what's the difference between these girls and the ones in idolmaster or whatever?
Anonymous No.713757780 [Report] >>713763098
>>713757626
you can watch everything on their own
also time in the uma universe is a fucking mess so dont worry about it
Anonymous No.713757824 [Report] >>713757985
>>713757709
What am I supposed to watch? Some dogshit that appeals to the /co/ddler audience?
Anonymous No.713757858 [Report] >>713758519
so is there any actual gameplay?
Anonymous No.713757872 [Report]
>>713752696
cygames' internal localization team is fucking retarded, they do this shit all the time even for regular non-religous phrases.
Anonymous No.713757883 [Report]
>>713756827
You exchange it in the shop
Anonymous No.713757985 [Report] >>713758953
>>713757824
I mean compared to other gacha.
Like why play this one in particular instead of any others.
I'm looking at the advertisement, and the pictures in this thread and I just don't see why this is popular at all.
Anonymous No.713758295 [Report]
KNEEL
Anonymous No.713758496 [Report]
>come in 4th
>alarm clock
>come in 5th
>alarm clock
>come in 6th
>alarm clock
>come in 8th
Unironically happy that millions of nips died of cancer because of the A-bombs. What kind of fucking retarded mental torture is this? Never, ***NEVER*** touching this fucking retarded mechanic again. God damn I hope a salaryman dies on his commute today.
Anonymous No.713758519 [Report] >>713758694
>>713757858
>start campaign
>click buttons
>numbers go big
>read story of horse being retarded or quirky
>click more buttons
>numbers go bigger
>watch race
>finishr whole run or fail it
>pray for rng to get good genes
>set horse for horse pvp
>watch horses you built be retarded in pvp races
>start a new campaign
That's what you are getting. It's princess maker where you buy additional events as gacha (+ bonus to stats) and VN about dumb horses doing cute things
Anonymous No.713758627 [Report] >>713758701
you sound suuuuuuuuuuuuper mad over a computer game lmao
Anonymous No.713758694 [Report]
>>713758519
>about dumb horses doing cute things
They're historical racehorses. The story is educational.
Anonymous No.713758701 [Report]
>>713758627
yeah but i'm not obese like you are lol
Anonymous No.713758758 [Report]
uh oh baldy having a meltdown...
Anonymous No.713758828 [Report]
What should I be buying on the daily shop?
The character star pieces? But then again you'd need 150 pieces to assemble a character so is it even worth wasting your money on it?
I also have no idea what the other item does.
Anonymous No.713758904 [Report] >>713759286
What should I be buying on the daily shop?
The character star pieces? But then again you'd need 150 pieces to assemble a character so is it even worth wasting your money on it?
I also have no idea what the other items do.
Anonymous No.713758953 [Report] >>713759106
>>713757985
There is no game in this genre available in english that matches the production quality of uma musume. Idolmaster is probably the closest. You were more on the mark with that initial comparison than broadly saying gacha games. Gacha games emcompasses many different genres.
Anonymous No.713759106 [Report] >>713759471 >>713759551 >>713761906
>>713758953
>production quality of uma musume
I've played lots of gacha, what makes this different than say, blue archive or fate/go or that one korean one with actual nipples?
Anonymous No.713759131 [Report]
The anime is actually really fucking good.
Anonymous No.713759286 [Report]
>>713758904
If you want the character, and dont want to use the ticket for it, obviously they're worth it. Unless you want to blow 200 rolls on a banner.
Anonymous No.713759471 [Report] >>713759736 >>713760794
>>713759106
Does your gacha have orchestral arrangements?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVupR2SNYEE
Anonymous No.713759551 [Report] >>713760794
>>713759106
What makes idolmaster different from final fantasy?
Those games are turn based RPGs and this game is an idol raising simulation.
Anonymous No.713759736 [Report]
>>713759471
GENKI
FUWAPAWA
Anonymous No.713759784 [Report] >>713759946 >>713760675 >>713760852
Teach me career mode. Why Back and End position seem like much inferior to front positions. Played Urara and had much better results in front in comparison to much preferable back.
Anonymous No.713759946 [Report]
>>713759784
Meanwhile I had a grand time with her in the mid back back. Each have their preference, that's about it. Bonus of sort, I would guess
Anonymous No.713760675 [Report]
>>713759784
They require different strategies. More power to break through crowds, debuffs to exhaust stamina of front position runners, skills that help navigation rather than just pure "go faster" (still useful though)
Anonymous No.713760764 [Report] >>713761481 >>713761516
JUST HAD MY 1ST G1 WIN FUCK YEAH SCARLET LET'S GOOOOOOO
Anonymous No.713760794 [Report]
>>713759551
The gameplay of a gacha doesn't matter

>>713759471
Yeah
orchestra is like average slop these days every other game has it.
Anonymous No.713760852 [Report]
>>713759784
I remember one of the early Gold Ship strategies to emerge on JP launch was the BASED stat spread. Worked pretty well.
Anonymous No.713761481 [Report]
>>713760764
Kitahara Jones...
Anonymous No.713761516 [Report]
>>713760764
meanwhile my fat cow fucked up at the very last goal
Anonymous No.713761535 [Report] >>713763707 >>713764130
If yakuza says no to sexualizing horses, why jiggle physics?
Anonymous No.713761590 [Report] >>713765959
Should I stop? I'm tired of rerolling
Anonymous No.713761906 [Report]
>>713759106
Stat autism/management is way more engaging. Depends if you like that though.
Anonymous No.713762083 [Report]
>>713756827
You only really need 1 Uma, that's why it's recommended to go for the support cards. You get 1 free random 3* (after completing missions) and 1 3* you can pick for free.
Anonymous No.713763083 [Report] >>713768564
is there pvp?
Anonymous No.713763098 [Report] >>713763619
>>713757780
I see what you mean. Like Oguri Cap was already at the main campus back in episode 1. I guess I'll still just go in production order
Anonymous No.713763443 [Report]
>>713752843
they're more equal
Anonymous No.713763512 [Report]
Should I be buying stuff from the daily sale?
Anonymous No.713763619 [Report]
>>713763098
never a reason not to go in production order, no matter how much retarded /a/tards like to disagree because of 1-2 extreme examples. and even in those cases one should watch in production order on the first go anyway
Anonymous No.713763707 [Report]
>>713761535
horses jiggle
Anonymous No.713763829 [Report] >>713763998 >>713768003
They could have at least tried to make this into a game. It's quite boring that you just watch them race with no gameplay whatsoever.
Anonymous No.713763898 [Report]
>>713740402
it's kind of like watching divegrass honestly
Anonymous No.713763978 [Report] >>713764456
>>713740402
its the chao garden
Anonymous No.713763998 [Report]
>>713763829
You're not the horse girl. You're the trainer. The emotional gratification of watching your horse daughter achieve her dreams on her own is much greater than if they made it some reaction minigame.
Anonymous No.713764130 [Report]
>>713761535
Boobs jiggle Anon. It'd be weirder if they didn't. This is why all western games have this strange stiffness to their female character models. The boobs don't move when in reality even if wearing a sportsbra they still move. They still have physics. Ignoring that is ignoring reality.
Anonymous No.713764380 [Report]
Urara...YOU DORK!
Anonymous No.713764456 [Report]
>>713763978
when do they do the karate then
Anonymous No.713764978 [Report]
>there's a horse called Happy Miku
wtf
Anonymous No.713765175 [Report]
>rest
>migraine
you bitch
Anonymous No.713765797 [Report]
>every time I've tried the career with a horse, it goes terribly and I barely progress far
>pick Goldship
>She easily gets either 1st or 2nd place in nearly every race
>Manage to even get to the second year and last all the way to the start of the third year
>All of a sudden, she starts skipping practice when I've only got 5 turns available; she shows up for only one of them.
>Stats are low enough that she gets second-to-last place
>Career over
I was finally having fun thinking I actually understood how to play the game. That damn horse is in dire need of correction!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Anonymous No.713765959 [Report]
>>713761590
bricked. reroll.
Anonymous No.713766462 [Report] >>713766619 >>713766767 >>713769008
went back to uma after finally finishing rerolling in p5x and this was my first ten pull...
Anonymous No.713766619 [Report]
>>713766462
bad, reroll
Anonymous No.713766767 [Report]
>>713766462
EXPLODE
Anonymous No.713766780 [Report] >>713766891 >>713767053 >>713769008
Seems good but no creek or fine motion has me mixed on it
Anonymous No.713766891 [Report]
>>713766780
trash, reroll
Anonymous No.713767053 [Report] >>713768510
>>713766780
>SSR Gold Ship
give that to me
Anonymous No.713767118 [Report] >>713767224
Why roll the standard support card banner instead of spotlight?
Anonymous No.713767224 [Report]
>>713767118
you're trying to get cards that aren't the spotlight card, so i assume (since I'm not launching the game to check) the odds for that are better on the standard banner than the spotlight
Anonymous No.713767772 [Report]
The fuck is the difference between a fluid motion SSR and a regular SSR?
Anonymous No.713767951 [Report] >>713768070
Ohhh Fine Motion is a horse
I find it so funny that they have racehorse names
Anonymous No.713768003 [Report]
>>713763829
im getting more of a dopamine hit watching my horsegirl compete in a race where either she gets first or goes to the glue factory than i did in the whole Monster Hunter Wilds campaign
https://files.catbox.moe/gfpsaa.mp4
Anonymous No.713768070 [Report] >>713768197 >>713768734
>>713767951
nips gotta be trolling with their racehorse names though, right? is there a reason they all have goofy Jojo names?
Anonymous No.713768197 [Report]
>>713768070
Racehorses in general have weird names. Just go look up Kentucky Derby entrants.
Anonymous No.713768265 [Report] >>713768424 >>713768653
I feel retarded, I have no idea what I'm supposed to train, which strategy to use and what skills to level.
Anonymous No.713768287 [Report]
Do I keep this?
Anonymous No.713768424 [Report] >>713768482
>>713768265
but you're the trainer!! you're supposed to know these things
Anonymous No.713768482 [Report]
>>713768424
Times are tough, I lied on my resume.
Anonymous No.713768510 [Report] >>713768697
>>713767053
I've been lead to believe that it's not good
>>713719643
Anonymous No.713768564 [Report]
>>713763083
yes, 70% of the game is that
Anonymous No.713768653 [Report] >>713769362
>>713768265
Speed>Power>Wit>Stamina>Guts
use the strategy that your hors is proficient, get the skills that help said strategy
Anonymous No.713768683 [Report] >>713769998
I beat career mode and you don't even get to have sex with the horse after
Anonymous No.713768697 [Report]
>>713768510
who cares about that? gold ship is cute and has big tits
Anonymous No.713768726 [Report] >>713769002
ᴳᵒᵈ...DAMNIT
WHY CAN'T MY HORSEDAUGHTERU BE REAL?
Anonymous No.713768734 [Report]
>>713768070
>nips gotta be trolling with their racehorse names though, right?
Anonymous No.713768910 [Report] >>713769008
>>713726012
didn't know that, I'm a CGbab
Anonymous No.713769002 [Report]
>>713768726
At least as per their universe lore you can procreate with them and have more cute Uma daughters, no males as far as I remember.
Anonymous No.713769008 [Report]
>>713766462
>>713766780
post these here >>>/vg/528966459
>>713768910
you STUPID idiot!
Anonymous No.713769081 [Report]
>>713726012
preggo super creek...
Anonymous No.713769138 [Report] >>713769228
Did I miss a download prompt or a setting toggle somewhere or is the game not fully voiced? They're just doing grunts and noises for lines
Anonymous No.713769209 [Report]
i don't like being forced to play careers of girls i don't care about
Anonymous No.713769228 [Report] >>713769430
>>713769138
whoever told that to you (/a/, me too) lied to you
only the story is full voice, that plus some blurps from the director and the green bitch
Anonymous No.713769362 [Report] >>713770003
>>713768653
wait really? the way the assistant said it seems like guts is super important for the final stretch or something
and conversely they don't really explain what wit is for at all, i'm assuming it's for skill activation
Anonymous No.713769430 [Report] >>713769519
>>713769228
Well no one told me that, I kinda just assumed it would be coming from idolmaster.
Anonymous No.713769484 [Report] >>713770656 >>713770772
Fugg
Anonymous No.713769519 [Report] >>713769885
>>713769430
was hoping id be fully voiced too, but nope. not like it matters for the career mode tho, there is a ton of noise that repeats a lot so whatever. as long as the character and story shit is voiced im cool.
>coming from imas
english never ever... yes im a baka shut up
Anonymous No.713769638 [Report] >>713769774
I can feel my soul heal with every hour played
Anonymous No.713769774 [Report]
>>713769638
same bro same
Anonymous No.713769795 [Report]
>>713731757
>guess what... le life le DOESNT MATTER. ILL BET YOU DIDNT KNOW THAT!
Fucking behead all gacha niggers, all of them are brown retarded third world teenagers.
Anonymous No.713769875 [Report]
>Get dupes of both FM and Green Woman on my last support tenner
>Plenty of money, but ran out of card mats to level them up
fug
Anonymous No.713769885 [Report] >>713769965
>>713769519
>bandai see how popular uma in global
>bandai release gakumas global ver
Anonymous No.713769887 [Report]
not trying to be a shitter, ive played alot of gacha games, but whats the gameplay loop like, what do you actually do besides get cute horse girls
i burned myself out of BA and HSR
Anonymous No.713769965 [Report]
>>713769885
I'd be more than happy with an english translation and release of the UE4 PC/Console game, the phone things would be fine too, however.
Anonymous No.713769998 [Report]
>>713768683
Because you failed the hot springs gacha.
Anonymous No.713770003 [Report]
>>713769362
Speed = Max speed
Stamina = stamina (lol), you burn through it and if you run out, speed decreases dramatically
Power = Acceleration
Guts = Reduces stamina consumption
Wit = increases skill activation chance

Speed is a must for every race, short races need power and long races benefit more from stamina
guts is basically a dump stat since having more stamina is more efficient than having less consumption
Anonymous No.713770051 [Report] >>713770108 >>713770151 >>713772534 >>713781972
>you HAVE to reroll for the meta
>and then you HAVE to save every carrot you get to roll for THIS future card and max her out, otherwise you will be FOREVER behind
I give up.
Anonymous No.713770108 [Report]
>>713770051
Gachafags where a mistake
Anonymous No.713770151 [Report]
>>713770051
>metafaging
Anonymous No.713770392 [Report] >>713770484 >>713771518
what the fuck does guts do
Anonymous No.713770484 [Report]
>>713770392
Possibly nothing if they really did put Global out with an older client.
Anonymous No.713770598 [Report] >>713771652 >>713778912 >>713779153
Used all four of my ten rolls for this. Good enough?
Anonymous No.713770656 [Report]
>>713769484
Rest in pieces bozo
Off to the glue factory she goes
Anonymous No.713770772 [Report] >>713771197
>>713769484
Always pick the health chakra. In my experience it's the one with the highest rate of success and you can get a lot out of a big fat stamina bar.
Anonymous No.713771127 [Report]
>failed both daiwa and her husbandwife vodka at the ura finals back to back

pain
Anonymous No.713771197 [Report]
>>713770772
thank you
Anonymous No.713771518 [Report]
>>713770392
guts apparently is busted currently so you have to wait for the rebalance
all it does is level three skills, besides thats guts itself is worthless
Anonymous No.713771652 [Report]
>>713770598
pls respond
Anonymous No.713771978 [Report]
>>713715037 (OP)
If you end up liking the game just play the superior jp version instead.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUH2c0z2QR4
Anonymous No.713772140 [Report] >>713772219
Considering JP got the steam client at the same time as Global, an fps unlock isn't off the table
Anonymous No.713772219 [Report] >>713772329
>>713772140
why would japs care for the unlock tho?
Anonymous No.713772247 [Report] >>713772921 >>713773052
>>713727023
Game is made for Jap salarymen with long commutes and disposable income. One of the required daily is complete 3 Career mission. It's a rogue like that takes you 30+ minutes to an hour 1 complete and you need to do 3 of these every day. No auto and the game does everything to pad it out like cutscenes and annoying popup animations.
Anonymous No.713772329 [Report] >>713772398
>>713772219
Who doesn't want 60+ fps? Especially when the game breaks the 30 fps cap when navigating the menu.
Anonymous No.713772398 [Report]
>>713772329
I know it does, it's absolutely possible and only still locked because they forgot to remove the phone optimizations (make it an option ffs)
Still not sure if japs would give a shit, "original vision" and all, they can be weird as fuck.
Anonymous No.713772534 [Report]
>>713770051
shitpost for most gachas but it's true here. Despite the light hearted horse girls and cute idols, the gacha itself is very P2W and unfriendly to people who don't want to whale. PVP is whale territory and PVE content is balanced around the latest OP horse girl that will get powercrept the next banner. There's no amount of skill you can use to push above your weight in PVE. It's all stat checks and if your horse just sucks fundamentally, you have to wait months to build it up or wait for the next new horse.
Anonymous No.713772921 [Report]
>>713772247
There's a full auto mode in the jp version. You don't have to grind the whole fucking day now. Just click auto and fuck off comfy as fuck.
Anonymous No.713773052 [Report]
>>713724921
>>713772247
nigger
>>713746315
Anonymous No.713773268 [Report] >>713773582
>>713735205
The camerawork in the concerts sucks dick, it moves around too much, too quickly, and snaps between different views every second, so you never get a good shot of anything.
Given it's rendered in engine they should've just given the player control of the camera.
Anonymous No.713773357 [Report] >>713773994
>>713741435
Boring Week being the main character made me not care about the anime, maybe I should watch Cinderella Gray.
Anonymous No.713773442 [Report] >>713773952
>>713742345
>No porn of the horses allowed
>All the energy wasn't channelled into lewding the director instead
Something went wrong.
Anonymous No.713773562 [Report]
>>713752696
I was going to spend money on the game but now I won't.
Anonymous No.713773582 [Report]
>>713773268
filtered
bet you cry about movies moving too much too you faggot
Anonymous No.713773952 [Report]
>>713773442
Hmmm....
Anonymous No.713773994 [Report] >>713774242
>>713773357
Every season has a different main character, that includes the first three seasons too (S2 had Tokai Teio and S3 has Kitasan Black).
Since you're curious about Cinderella Gray, watch it, then S2 > Road to the Top > Beginning of New Era, they're really good too (granted, RTTT has a basic MC but the other two mains are amusing).
Anonymous No.713774242 [Report]
>>713773994
>S2 had Tokai Teio
BRB watching S2
Anonymous No.713775171 [Report]
I love the cute pink horse, but in the anime (and real life) she's the biggest loser available. Do I get fucked for using her? Also, what am I looking for in rolling? Just the specific SSRs the guides tell me to get, or us getting a lot of SSRs also good?
Anonymous No.713775194 [Report]
>>713715037 (OP)
painful! don't see FM anywhere
Anonymous No.713775243 [Report] >>713775327 >>713775475 >>713775926 >>713779991
Is Bakushin unironically brain damaged?
Anonymous No.713775320 [Report] >>713776758
AW SHIT I MISCLICKED
Anonymous No.713775327 [Report] >>713775475 >>713775926
>>713775243
She recognized the ultimate truth is that hors only need to go fast and nothing more.
Anonymous No.713775475 [Report] >>713775926 >>713776991
>>713775243
>>713775327
brain damaged and OP as fuck
Anonymous No.713775664 [Report] >>713775697 >>713775731 >>713775735 >>713775767
What happens after you do the career with a horse? Does she die? Can you do the career with her again?
Anonymous No.713775697 [Report]
>>713775664
She goes to horse heaven
Anonymous No.713775731 [Report]
>>713775664
Rape
Anonymous No.713775735 [Report]
>>713775664
Glue factory
Anonymous No.713775767 [Report]
>>713775664
Farm.
Anonymous No.713775868 [Report]
I HATE YOU GAME LIKE YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE!!!
Anonymous No.713775926 [Report] >>713776221
>>713775327
>>713775243
>>713775475
She was my first(and only for now) horse to finish career. I followed an anon's tip and basically just trained Speed 90% of the time.
Now how to win with the other horses? I have no idea how to balance speed stamine power and guts...
Anonymous No.713776140 [Report] >>713776319 >>713776326 >>713776436
how can I be sure director and green lady aren't umamusumes too?
for all we know how can we be sure the uamusume aren't running a shadow goverment and controlling the populace?!
Anonymous No.713776221 [Report] >>713777119
>>713775926
>Now how to win with the other horses?
Level up your cards enough until you can consistently keep a decent balance of speed/stamina/power and enough int to cross the skill activation threshold.
Anonymous No.713776309 [Report]
>>713715037 (OP)
Why cant they just be earned in the game?
Anonymous No.713776319 [Report]
>>713776140
That's nonsense
Anonymous No.713776326 [Report]
>>713776140
shut it down
Anonymous No.713776436 [Report]
>>713776140
Take the shot.
Anonymous No.713776758 [Report]
>>713775320
taiki lov
Anonymous No.713776991 [Report] >>713777094
>>713775475
At least post the song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WttUxO0EooA
Anonymous No.713777094 [Report] >>713777207
>>713776991
take a guess why i didnt post this cursed shit
Anonymous No.713777119 [Report] >>713777694
>>713776221
>int to cross the skill activation threshold.
the what now
Anonymous No.713777181 [Report] >>713777252 >>713777309
Does rerolling your account lose you the three star choice ticket?
Anonymous No.713777207 [Report] >>713777448
>>713777094
BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN
Anonymous No.713777243 [Report]
>>713715037 (OP)
00Eminder
Anonymous No.713777252 [Report]
>>713777181
nope, it always returns on a new account
Anonymous No.713777309 [Report]
>>713777181
No, a re-roll resets everything to as if you launched the game for the first time(minus needing to complete the tutorial) So you'll get everything each time you re-roll.
Anonymous No.713777370 [Report] >>713777462
Remember to turn of the MOST IMPORTANT OPTION IN THE GAME.
Anonymous No.713777448 [Report]
>>713777207
accursed creature... wish she wasnt so fucking op
Anonymous No.713777462 [Report]
>>713777370
*turn on
Anonymous No.713777553 [Report]
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA so close but you are not FM!
Anonymous No.713777694 [Report] >>713777809
>>713777119
INT (or wit for you dumb dumb) dictates the skill activation rate once it reaches the condition written on the skill. 400 INT is the minimum threshold for skills to consistently activate once their conditions are met.
Anonymous No.713777809 [Report]
>>713777694
oooh....
I thought skills would always activate...
Anonymous No.713777814 [Report]
I will protect Haru Urara with my life
Anonymous No.713777936 [Report]
how should I raise my horse? should I balance the stat or should I prioritize some like speed and stamina?
Anonymous No.713777946 [Report] >>713778027
>>713715037 (OP)
Play Persona 5 X instead you retards. This game will die in a week.
Anonymous No.713778027 [Report]
>>713777946
Sorry that game is soulless and this one is soulful
Anonymous No.713778131 [Report] >>713778268
>game about training horses and managing careers
>no breeding segment
missed opportunity
Anonymous No.713778268 [Report] >>713778714
>>713778131
YOU FUCKING START WITH BREEDING WITH YOUR PREVIOUS RUNS!
Anonymous No.713778384 [Report]
>>713740005
It's a known issue with android 16, try to downgrade your phone from 16 to 15 or wait for a fix update
Anonymous No.713778446 [Report] >>713778971
'ma on 'eck
Anonymous No.713778714 [Report]
>>713778268
not like that, anon...
Anonymous No.713778912 [Report]
>>713770598
PLS RESBOND I'M DYING HERE
Anonymous No.713778971 [Report] >>713779031 >>713779123
>>713778446
DONT YOU GUYS HAVE PHONES!?
Anonymous No.713779031 [Report]
>>713778971
I have phones but my country is banned from playing the game on jewgle play, but the steam version is oddly available.
Anonymous No.713779123 [Report]
>>713778971
I don't use my phone for video games
Anonymous No.713779153 [Report]
>>713770598
FM, El Condor, SR Scarlet and SR Marvelous are worth keeping it, Air Shakur sadly is garbage, like an awful joke kind of garbage, you can keep if you don't want to roll anymore
Anonymous No.713779991 [Report]
>>713775243
You could probably trick her into sex by telling her it'll improve her stamina which she needs for long races.
Anonymous No.713781241 [Report] >>713781512
Do they ever add any oath mechanics in the future on JP?
I want to marry a horse
Anonymous No.713781512 [Report]
>>713781241
>marrying the horses
you have come to the wrong gacha game kyodai...
Anonymous No.713781638 [Report]
Where the fuck do I see all my support cards and what they do?
Anonymous No.713781887 [Report] >>713781921
Got 2 Super Creeks + bunch of others. Good enough, I guess?
Anonymous No.713781921 [Report] >>713782076
>>713781887
yes
Anonymous No.713781963 [Report] >>713782128
Good enough? I got like all the SRs
Anonymous No.713781972 [Report]
>>713770051
You will always be behind whales.
At least if you reroll now for the best support card(s), you can reuse them forever and use your future carats to pull for the girls instead.
Anonymous No.713782040 [Report] >>713782268 >>713782576
What stats should I focus on?
It feels like the game's in-game hints telling you to level your stats evenly is a mistake.
Anonymous No.713782076 [Report]
>>713781921
Nice. Can't wait to actually start playing... tomorrow
Anonymous No.713782128 [Report]
>>713781963
Fine Motion is the best support right now but unlike SC that card becomes obsolete. People still use SC in JP even today. Your choice.
Anonymous No.713782184 [Report] >>713782486 >>713782520
How do I set up a data link?
Is the ID supposed to be your ID from the title screen or can you actually change it to something shorter/easier to remember (since it's numbers only)?
Anonymous No.713782268 [Report]
>tfw just fucked up my teio carreer by giving her too many races instead of just labing
I understand her condition affects the races, but does energy play a role here as well?
>>713782040
Maybe you should focus on the stats your uma has better growth? I'm still learning the ropes so idk
Anonymous No.713782402 [Report] >>713782651 >>713783804
>2 turns before the race
>9 turns before the race
>0 turns before the race
SCARLET FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
STOP WITH YOUR COMPETETIVE BONER AGAINST VODKA WE CAN'T KEEP GOING LIKE THIS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Anonymous No.713782486 [Report]
>>713782184
Set Link Password is the correction option,
Top is what you use to get your account
Anonymous No.713782520 [Report]
>>713782184
You make the account with the second button and use the first button to transfer your data. Keep in mind that the "link your account" mission requires you to transfer your data to a phone/PC depending on the platform you're playing on.
Anonymous No.713782576 [Report]
>>713782040
Depends on the uma you're training.
Only sprinting retards like Bakushin, you just stack up as much speed/int as possible. On umas with long race goals like Rice Shower, you need decently high stamina, power on top of passable speed/int as well.
Anonymous No.713782651 [Report]
>>713782402
>Vodka isn't going to be on the race anyways
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!!!
Anonymous No.713783070 [Report]
Get me out of this reroll hell. Fuck it, 1 Flow Motion and 3 other SSR's will have to be enough for the support cards!
Anonymous No.713783410 [Report] >>713783626
I spend 3k carrots on Umas and I didn't get a single Grass Wonder.
I got double cucked.
Anonymous No.713783475 [Report] >>713783635 >>713784536
holy fuck a first playthrough takes forever, took me 1 hour of texts for 2 races
also what's up with these small events that plays from cards that I don't have?
Anonymous No.713783626 [Report] >>713784731
>>713783410
>on Umas
Anon, Grass is a 2 star
Anonymous No.713783635 [Report] >>713784579
>>713783475
Yeah, I just started skipping the dialogues on my subsequent career mode runs, I'm here to play a game, not read a book.
Anonymous No.713783778 [Report]
Raped EOP subhuman general
Anonymous No.713783804 [Report] >>713784267
>>713782402
i managed to get daiwa to the URA qualifiers without retrying, only to be constantly cucked to 3rd place after using all my retries because of silence suzuka and mejiro mcqueen
Anonymous No.713784089 [Report] >>713784346 >>713784536
Am I crazy?
I actually had a great time with this for like 2 hours. Compared to FGO and BA which were just used to do something when I was too low on energy to do something else, I genuinely had a great time seeing the character interactions and stuff.
I assume the honey moon effect won't last long but still, genuinely surprised about this.
Anonymous No.713784267 [Report]
>>713783804
>he didn't trigger the secret event with Goldship where you have her distract McQueen by pranking her and failing needing to constantly have McQueen take her to the infirmary
This is a joke not a real event
Anonymous No.713784346 [Report] >>713784401
>>713784089
You only feel like this because you aren't playing Persona 5 X. Go play it, it's the better game.
Anonymous No.713784401 [Report]
>>713784346
>Decades of brand power behind one of the biggest JRPG franchises
>Can't even beat Limbabs
Anonymous No.713784429 [Report] >>713784479
so the loop idea is to train a girl, fail, use this failure for the next girl and repeat until we beat a career?
Anonymous No.713784479 [Report]
>>713784429
Yes but you can also just play as Bakushin and speed to win
Anonymous No.713784536 [Report]
>>713784089
Gacha aside, it's a proper raising sim. The career mode is a proper single player raising sim ala the OG IM@S games. As long as you don't go too deep on the PVP side of things it'll last a bit longer than usual since by all accounts it IS a normal game in at least one way.
As >>713783475 said it took him 1 hour of texts and events to hit a second race. That's not normal for gacha, but it's absolutely par for the course with console/pc raising sims.
Anonymous No.713784541 [Report] >>713784587 >>713784630
Should I take this? I spent 7 hours rerolling and this is the best I got so far.
Anonymous No.713784547 [Report]
AAIIIEEEE
Anonymous No.713784579 [Report]
>>713783635
Meanwhile I'm completely invested in the VN portions of it and reluctantly learning how the game part of it works.
Anonymous No.713784587 [Report]
>>713784541
Just take it for the good of your sanity.
Anonymous No.713784630 [Report]
>>713784541
Yep, really solid selection!
Anonymous No.713784727 [Report]
>>713732953
hopefully yeah, but really there isn't much interest when it comes to monster rancher
Anonymous No.713784731 [Report]
>>713783626
YES. EXACTLY.
Anonymous No.713785360 [Report] >>713785393
Is it a (you) game or yuritroonery like bocchi or some shi
Anonymous No.713785393 [Report] >>713785781
>>713785360
Anonymous No.713785781 [Report]
>>713785393
Peak
Anonymous No.713785974 [Report]
Happy Meek is fucking cute.