carmageddon thread

Hey janny! Check this out: *PPPPPPRRRRRBBBBBBBTTTTTFFFFFFFFFFF*
Poopy doopy! LOL!

>>714079739 (OP)
here's the lore of the last few threads

We have perhaps gone too far.

>>714079739 (OP)
I hate you fags. One thing is having a stealth run, other thing is ruining good games. There's a reason why you people are disliked here

If that one anon is here gathering evidence, head to /vrpg/ for threads that won't get nuked.

>>714080014
it's the janny's fault we even have to do this in the first place.

Don't they realize that erasing the DR thread will only lead to MORE Deltarune thread? What's their goal here?
You think /j/ has a Deltarune thread?

Anyway which boss was the best for now in all 4 chapters?

>>714080014
>other thing is ruining good games
Sorry for ruining carmageddon and sorry for being white

>>714080148
I don't know honestly, I can only tell you that out of secret bosses Jevil was the best one as he was the only true "secret" boss that required you to at least explore a bit before finding them

>>714079939
>>714079894
These are amazing, but missing a few extra schizoposts about weather girls, toby’s tumblr song and some novel

>>714080448
Ig we need to stop calling them secret bosses since ch3's is all but that.

>>714080742
Jevil = Gamzee
Spamtom = Lil Cal
Knight = Literally Andrew Hussie

Why do people say Temmie Chang is mentally retarded?

>>714081013
Who the hell says that? Temmie's just the artist behind the game why would she be dumb

>>714080148
This is all because of the Homosuck anon forcing us to discuss that failed comic.

>>714081013
she's the one posting her ai porn edits on /v/

>>714081013
You're getting Temmie confused with Temmie, anon.

we are hiding from jannies like jews from gestapo

>>714079939
>>714079894
>makes a character based on Hussie with the sole intent of cucking and raping him
He won. We kneel.

>>714079894
>>714079939
>That feeling when you've fapped to Andrew Hussie unknowingly
haha thanks tobias

>>714081294
>>714081282
Tobert fooled us all.
He won.

>>714079939
I’ll be making an updated pic for peak schizo

Kriselle fags in utter dismay. Susielle is but a fleeting dream. Krusie agenda keeps on going strong.

>>714081642
Don't forget the Homestuck references in Noelle's house.

>>714081737
What references?

Does this imply Kris will be living in Noelle's basement

>>714081642
Here I'll catbox the PDN file for you.
https://files.catbox.moe/wg1k4s.pdn
Feel free to adjust as needed.

>tea theory came back

Should we confront Toby about this, or keep the mystery sealed away?

So, uh, who's Toby's self insert?
Kris? Gaster? The Dog?

>>714081829
Thanks anon

>>714081737
I wont forget

>>714080148
So far I don’t think even the Titan has topped the insane whiplash you get from meeting and fighting S.Neo for the first time, but I’d say on a technical level Queen’s fight is probably the best for now
>>714080448
Using the “??????” thing that usually indicates an area that hasn’t been unlocked yet to sort of obscure the fact that you can go down there is fucking kino

>>714081294
>>714081282
>>714081431
Can't wait for the kris X noelle art with a toby and andrew theme.

>>714081771
The santas, noelles mom having a katana and being a huge bro strider reference, bronzed snowflake or whatever, probably a lot of other stuff.

>>714081294
This is why I only goon to humans.

>>714081890
Toby would probably brush it off as some skitzo theory, he's pretty unreachable anyways.
There's a slight chance he lurks these threads

>>714081887
FUCK.

>>714080148
Knight is the best secret boss, but Tenna is the best chapter boss.

>>714081971
Damn.
When you think about it, Deltarune is really filled with these references to Homestuck huh? It's as if Deltarune itself was a love letter to Homosuck

>>714081974
>Jerking off to Toby

>>714079939
>>714079894
Quick, check if any of the hussies were ever ran over by any vehicle
THE MEME MIGHT ACTUALLY BE CANON

>>714081887
Kralsei bros we still have a shot

>>714081771
>Bronzed gift
>collection of inexplicable
>sword in kitchen that looks like Bro's sword

>>714082071
Shit Squad has same structure as Problem Sleuth' posse. Dipshit Diplomat, Strong Retard and Wuss Wizard. Hell, they even pose like a team in each chapter when shit gets real.

>>714081916
>Kris? Gaster? The Dog?
yes

>>714081887
Wait, so just because you tell Ralsei to "Keep smiling" Kris doesn't care about Ralsei?

I havent been here on these threads because i was studying
What the fuck happened here

>>714082236
QRD here (>>714079894)

>>714082236
We looked too far.

>>714081916
Also Alphys. Not many people realize it but Aldyne was an early beta test for Krusie, he was testing how much he can get away with.

>>714082236
Andrew hussie or his brother has raped Toby in his basement and he finslly confessed to it through DR

>>714081993
>There's a slight chance he lurks these threads
Imagine him reacting at all the doe posts.

>>714082236
nothing at all

>>714082236
Complete schizo meltdown. We dig too deep and madness has finally consumed us all.

>>714082224
Somehow he doesn't, I assume it's because he's too shaken so the soul has more control.
Ralsei however clearly talk to the soul and not to Kris at this moment.

>>714082224
because he doesn't compliment Kris's piano playing if you choose that

>>714081887
Tea chads were right all along

>>714082343
That got a laugh out of me

>>714082236
We got handed a ShadowCrystal

>"Heh, Kris, your mom is such a slut... One time at a party, she got so drunk she blew literally every man she could get her big hands on! Whoo, man! Good times!"

>>714082403
Wait, [S] Kris: Play haunting piano refrain

>>714082175
i WANT to believe, anon.

>>714082224
A couple anons yesterday pointed out
>Kris has dealt with his issues this way most of the time
>Saying "Good keep smiling" is just how Kris operates
>Picking "Its ok not to smile" causes both of them to break down

So what the FUCK did Kris see that fucked him up and made him go to therapy?

It's being barely a month and anons are already having schizo meltdown what the hell is going to happen if chapter 5 releases in a year if not a little more?

>DELTARUNE was just a ploy to trick people into jerking off to Andrew Hussie
BRAVO TOBY
I SAY BRAVO

>>714082224
I think that there were supposed to be different values for flag 2 but the idea was abandoned early on as they had no idea what it would be and said fuck it as apparently 4 years isn't enough

>>714082401
>>714082368
>>714082314
>>714082283
Honestly as long as it DOSENT end on futa dogdick im happy
But Toby definitely shares and grew up with some of the MSPAINTADVENTURES old humor, the light switch joke is kind of reminiscent of the bullshit from problem sleuth

>>714082236
WE LOST IT WHEN WE TRIED TO SEE TOO FAR...
...WE LOST IT...

>>714081887
>retards on twitter saw that scene as "haha kris never disliked ralsei you fucking chuds!!!" and not as kris warming up to him
Fucking subhuman cattle

>>714082497
>Yeah Kris she was a whore with a capital H! Do you know what a butt chug is Kris? No? Well one time I saw your mother butt chug a whole keg, before that I only saw a pledge take six! Anyways she went ballistic, stripped down to her skivvies and sprinted out on the campus. Once she started streaking campus police couldn't stop her so they had to call the REAL cops... Anyways, that's how she met your father!

>>714082527
He saw the humanfag gook with his penor out

>>714081993
I cant imagine he'd have time to even keep up with this place even for a fleeting moment on the toilet, especially with how breakneck that threads go and are gone. Not like he doesn't already have the entire rest of the internet flying by as well.

>>714082527
A friend.
>Kris starts to freak the fuck out near-immediately once the Spamton fight begins

THERE'S GOING TO BE ANOTHER 12-16+ MONTHS OF THIS.
ARE YOU READY?
TO WAIT?

>>714082587
light switch joke?

>>714081887
>noelle tea now heals kris for the least
What the fuck is Kris’ problem with Noelle

>>714082078
Only Kris is a Toby self-insert.

>>714082718
Japenese shows that this is Spamton and not Kris

>>714082798
afraid of the deerussy

So this is how it ends...

>>714082764
Inspect a light switch, it will be instead a heavy switch
I forgot where it is

>>714082798
There was the theory that she scares the fuck out of him due to whatever event happened

>>714082848
Deerussie

>>714082587
Toby seems to have learned on Homestuck mistakes. Just yesterday he completely scuttled Deltarune's counterpart to DaveKat ship.

>>714082236
Homosuck anons decided to try to nuke these threads with their autism.

Toriel is drunk again...

>not even a month without new content
>discussion is already going full schizo mode

>>714082853
are you a Janny about to delete the thread

>>714082527
>>714082718
>>714082798
>Kris has trauma
>Dislikes noelle
I feel these two are connected

>>714082946
Yes.

>>714082527
prob smth near the bunker as implied by Monster Kid and Snowdrake. Maybe it's related to Dess's disappearance.

Oh the poor children.

>>714082916
that looks a little beyond just drunk to me.

>>714082824
>>714082914
How do I fucking filter the humanfag gook

>>714082982
He knows Noelle created FRIEND and is fucking terrified of her

>>714079739 (OP)
Best carmageddon game? Is 64 underrated? What did you think of the revival?

>>714082649
Japs OWN you.

>>714082514
>>Saying "Good keep smiling" is just how Kris operates
>>714082527
>Fucked up and needs therapy
I feel like this is correlative

>>714082798
emotionally distancing himself from her
I am curious about something, are any flags raised if you go through the whole Susie Noelle conversation in Dess's room, other than Kris getting tired

>>714082798
Might have something to do with her spawning cat satan. Or she was just being a creep at him and he realized she was a FREAK.

>>714082585
ig it doesnt matter since the tea or a new equivalent hasn't even made a comeback yet.

>>714082982
it's not even that he dislikes her, she did heal more than Ralsei after all, but he just doesn't want to pursue the relationship with her for some reason

>>714082946
I think the janny is this schizo.
>>714083016

>if you wait a little in the Ralsei plush question, Ralsei says it should be "lower"
Ralsei...

>>714082846
damn

>>714082996
just drunk? she sure did and then some.

>>714081887
>binary value is set to 1 and 2 instead of 0 and 1

>>714082527
the Hussie Holiday connection thread.

>>714082982
>Noelle knows Snowgrave and can use it on command
>insists she doesn't know it
>has a habit of blanking out trauma completely
She used Snowgrave on someone when they encountered FRIEND in the woods.

>>714083178

>>714082846
How come the JP translation always seems to be more specific on these details

>>714083141
Kek I got warned for racism when I called him a gook

>>714083092
You know how much of a freak you have to be to scare Kris of all people away?

>>714083249
It's done later so they can focus on more things, and also due to japanese being a complicated language so to be more precise

>>714083139
He just needs a steady guiding hand.
https://files.catbox.moe/zjsab5.mp4

>>714083249
usually how jap language is, less room for subtlety

>>714083250
But of course they wouldn't ban anyone for avatarfagging.

>>714082846
Toby is a fag that sois over Japan, notice how he only cares about Japanese support but not for something basic like EFIGS in his games

>>714082798
Well, he overheard her pretty much shitting over their past friendship while using his as a stool to get dino pussy, anon
He prays for Rudy instead of Noelle for a good enough reason

>>714083250
I also got warned when I called someone an Indian with this picture.

>>714082798
anon it goes both ways they distanced themselves prob after Dess disappeared or whatever happened with Kris in the bunker.

>>714083250
Stop noticing things.

>>714083347
Jannies love avatartrannies because they give them an excuse to nuke the threads

fuck you all this isn't carmageddon

>>714083249
Toby loves glorious nippon (for a good reason).

>>714082824
Chara is also a self insert for Toby fox.

And also you, since let's face it most of us would fuck up as badly as him.

Ralsei breeding

>>714083386
Kris is the real victim of snowgrave. He’s being forced to get close to that fucking psycho bitch deer

>>714083489
kill yourself humanfag gook

>>714083386
>He prays for Rudy instead of Noelle for a good enough reason
I thought it was because Kris knows Noelle needs Rudy in her life, as Rudy is one of greater things in her life

>>714083226
1: She used it on Kris and almost killed him. 2: She used it on Dess and crippled her. 3: She used it on somebody else that has yet to be mentioned.

>>714083447
I don't think they nuke threads because of them, otherwise these threads would be nuked every time (and this time it should absolutely be nuked asap). I think they rule is just simply not real.

Krisellebros are now REAL quiet...

Reminder that Carol wasn't the one Kris had on the phone. Carol is working with the soul, she says "YOU" in red, and she has heart shaped objects.
Kris either had the knight on the phone... or someone else Asgore. He's the only one who noticed there's something not right with Kris beside Noelle. While Toriel is obvious of it. He also shows up just after the phone call.

>>714083542

>jannies are trannies
everytime

>>714083520
Nah, I just want to self-insert inside Chara.

>>714083642
I ruined the best ship through shitpostinf

>>714083650
the phone call in the kitchen was probably with two different people

>>714083704
>I just want to self-insert inside Chara.
That explains it
keep it to yourself then instead of spamming these threads with your shitty chink pixiv images you braindead fucking slit eyed gook

>>714083570
Just post the wojaks, bro.

>>714083218
When setting flags you can embed more information into a singular byte instead of 8 individual booleans.
By doing this you can do more efficient storage (useful for save compression or for data transmission for online games), do bitwise masking and more complex arithmetic than simple true/false checks. The tradeoff is that its a little harder to read and going back to make changes gets a little more difficult but you can just plan around that foresight.
That or the person who wrote that indexed the bool to 1 for some retarded reason.

>>714083784
I meant I want my penis inside Chara. Go inside her walls.

>>714082236
Everyone here actually fucking lost it. The schizos of the chapter 2 hype days cannot hope to compare

>>714083226
https://deltarune.com/icee/
>“the other nite I went down to eat leftover pizza but when I went down it was dark and i coudnt find the swich and I saw ice e on the box and heWINKED AT ME!!!!i screemed
>only my sister beileves me”
>An update to the sighting.
>“Story UPDATE!!!!!!!!!!
>My sister burned the box in the grass to kill it and it smeld like charcle pizza
>she burned out ice-e eyes and he looked EVIL and azzy said took it and said we should berry the box and kris duged a whole in the ground in the greive yard and I was so scared a zombie woud come up and i tried to say kris I’m scared and they turned around with the box over there face and I screemed so dess hitted them and took it away and through it away and i think its going to come kill me”

>* Wait! You're teasing me, aren't you, Kris?
>* L-like when you told me ICE-E was real and eats kids...
>* So Dess smacked you with a wiffle bat 'til you stopped lying.
Another thing Noelle blanked out.

So why does Alphys tells Kris to not get to the bunker? is she part of the whole thing too? Did she again do weird stuff and nobody takes her seriously to notice it?

>>714083751
All you had to do was not look at that obituary.
But you did.
And now we've all lost it. We looked too far.

I don't think Noelle ever used snowgrave before because magic is not in the light world apparently.

Toriel is whoring again...

>>714083226
Noelle Snowgraved her sister. Omori won.

>>714081887
So he was slowly inheriting the player's love for Ralsei after all....

>You have to actively shatter the first glass panel that appears with this prophecy since it’s in your way, then it reappears just up ahead since that’s how the prophecy panels work
Can’t help but feel like there’s some sort of symbolism here

>>714082718
this is spamton dialog not kris
japanese version confirms

>>714083650
My bet's still on Catti.

You know out of all the returning posters here I genuinely think the humanfag is the worst one. It's not only avatarfagging but it's also barely related to Deltarune at all. At least the other shitposters stay on topic.

All because someone said that hussie's mom's name is holiday holy fucking shit

>>714083989
Forgot pic

>>714083978
Whoriel should show her feet, and then put them in my face.

>>714083897
My argument still stands, all gooks are pedos and you're not different.
I think you should kill yourself.

>>714083987
>those sizes
fuckin hell hahahaahah lmao

>>714083882
remember that Toby's games are written horribly so it's probably the 2nd option

>>714084075
Reminder there's several human posters.

>>714083987
>>714084107
What the hell is 2X? 3X? 6X? Isn't XL the maximum?

>>714083957
I never thought it’d get this big

>>714084093
But what if they're dirty?

What is FRIEND’s endgame?

>>714084185
merica

>>714084086
We will defeat the Roaring Knight and Kris will be promoted into the next one.

>>714084080
Don't forget the dad that died of a long term illness. Or the fact that Hussie has a brother. The exact setup happening with the Holidays, though with sisters instead of brothers.

Today was not a good day for Krisellefags
First the Hussie parallel, now tea healing being lower between the two

>>714084227
Get the bird/soul out of the cage. Then eat it.

PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP GET PREGNANT PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP TAKE IT TAKE IT TAKE IT GET PREGNANT PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP

>>714082236
Shai'hulud

>>714084101
Loli website.

>>714084245
Damn I thoughts you guys being really big was a joke online

>>714083960
But she probably did do something that really scared Kris off, he still likes her but prefers not to talk too much

>>714084075
They also can't help but reply to any (You)s they get when it's someone complaining. It's one thing that all their replies are such nothingburgers, but actively contributing to off-topic arguing is fucking obnoxious.
Yes I know I'm doing it too. I promise this is the first time I've mentioned them in days, I will stop it now even though I know that won't stop them from being an active deadweight on the threads.

>>714084331
Kill yourself pedo gook you need to fucking kill yourself

>>714084306
AAAAAAIEEEEEE.

>>714079939
>>714079894
And here I thought spamton was based on Hussie, then again spamton is tied very closely to noelle lore....
No actually this only further reinforces the spamton hussie connection

>>714081887
CAN SOMEONE POST THE LIST BETWEEN THEM ALL

>>714084287
Kris apparently shouldn't lose his soul in the dark world
Maybe we don't want to lose him in there either

>>714084272
I mean Kriselle was clearly one sided. Noelle is clearly WAY more into him than he is into her

>>714084345
I assume she dropped her mask at some point, and he realized that she's about one awakening away from becoming the local serial killer.

>>714083960
>* Kris... I'm an ignorant plug. Can't say I know your motivation.
>* But... I saw. I saw you make it, you know. The Fountain.
>* Could it be... you just wanted to have fun again?
>* Heh heh heh... some REAL fun, just like the old days.
Kris has known about Dark Worlds for years.

>>714084117
Toby hired a team to do gruntwork so he can be the director/musician/writer.
If I was one of the guys hired to do programming on this game I would feel agony to abide by Toby's coding style circa 2016.

>>714084210
It'd be worth it regardless, with feet as big as hers.

Some pictures a much funnier in retrospect now

>teafaggotry actually shows there's some relationship tracker going on underneath
That's really surprising
I guess choices do matter

>>714084460
Is there anything Sunibee hasn't predicted at this point

>>714084361
I am playing with the gook poster. He's funny to troll. There's several human posters and me in particular haven't posted with images as much.

>>714084426
wait wait wait please explain

Good, keep smiling

>Make an alt route for the game
>Is better than the normal route
>Player is guilt tripped for following through
Is Tobias Foxington retarded

it's kinda funny to me how the biggest schizo in the game has 0 relation to gaster/FRIEND/shadow crystals, he's just some random fucking dipshit who had a pepe silvia moment
>So I go up to Mike's room and what do I find out, Shadowguy, What Do I Find Out?!
>There is no Mike. The man does not exist.

>>714084612
Kris is [BEYOND GOOD AND EVIL]

>>714084345
We know from the Ch. 4 egg room that Kris has some guilt that might relate to his violent tendencies
>sheath status in ch. 3 describes him as someone whose breath quickens around swords

>>714084576
https://deltarune.com/bluecircle/
They're connected.

>>714084592
-50 points to Slytherin

>>714084645
Fuck, will chp 5 reference Hussie Theory. 3+4 did Mike and sorta Woody

Noelle belongs to Asgore.

>>714084645

>>714084612
I haven't felt an ounce of guilt yet. What's more, I should be thanked for what I'm doing. If it wasn't for me, Noelle would still be feeling those dumb hormones for Susie.
She needs to focus, get stronger, and get what she really desires.
Kris.

>>714083994
You think they'd be fucking?

TOBY I KNOW YOU READ THESE THINGS
Hi i hope you get better with your wrists

>>714084806
Get the fuck away from Claus you freak

Its okay to not smile love.

>>714084338
do you think every stereotype online is just a joke
like there’s a reason SAAARposting is a thing too

>>714084717
so Kris and Noelle (and Dess) were doing something, Kris did something so horrible that he repressed it and decided that in spite of him liking Noelle it would be better if he just stayed away from her.

>>714079894
>>714079939
>Take a break to celebrate Krusie winning
>Come back to schizo speculation about Hussie

>>714084867
Don't even think about laying a bone on her, dirtbag.

>>714084806
Dess would be ALL over that small town country boy

how did the rot consume us this fast

>>714084645
I half expect us to go into their room later on at some point and they're all just fucking dead.

So that's what caused the divorce.

>>714084867
Bone this, nigger.

>>714084612
>filters limp-wristed faggots
No he is in fact quite based.

Im just wondering about the asgore dark world
It has the soul flowers in there and i kinda wanna fight asgore or just
See his reaction to Ralsei

>>714084783
HOLY KINO

>>714085013
It's been almost 4 weeks since Chapter 3 and 4 came out. The well's already starting to dry up. At least this time the next chapter has a release year.

>>714084612
Snowgrave is just the normal route with slightly differences. It sucks compared to genocide.

>>714084549
I don't think so. Probably caught the same bug Toby did.

If Toby is reading this, add more human sexo.

>>714085156
genocide was tedious as fuck if you didn't know the simultaneous up+down trick and had a shit ending, if anything the aborted genocide neutral ending where alphys grows a backbone was way fucking better

>>714085037
>you don't actually see them at all, you just find torn-up shreds of their costumes and the destroyed remains of pippin's schizo corkboard
>nobody even mentions anything about them
>the mike door is just entirely gone by the next chapter

>>714079939
You lost it when you tried to see too far.

>>714085037
But... I love the green pippin...

>>714084717
if he did have any violent tendecies why is his Level of Violence

What's up with the (it might take long) when you choose to listen to susie's story about the piano?
It's not like it's that long, and it's a bit meta for something so simple.
Inb4 YOUR LONG

>>714085280
>the corkboard has one piece still intact
>its this

I think Catti is working with kris to exorcise the player from them, and Catti doesn;t liem Susie because Susie clearly has the power to change fate with her 'white pen' of hope.

I think Chapter 7 will culminate, depending on route, with Susie fighting Kris, and you find out Susie has been the main character this whole time.

I think what Susie saw in the prophecy was she kills Kris, but maybe it's more she kills the player/Gaster and can't understand it.

YOURE SCHIZOING TOO LONG

>>714085156
snowgrave is written way better than geno, imo.

>>714085013
We were being edged by Toby for years, unfortunately this was entirely predictable

>>714085404
why is his LV 1

Toby, if you're reading this, please make a corruption game about Toriel. I know you want to. You already dipped your toes into it at the end of chapter 4.

>>714085459
YOUR TOO SCHIZO
AMAAAMAMAMIIIIIIIIIIA

>>714085201
>asking for condoms

>>714085558
>All this slutty toriel art
IM
LONG

>>714085250
Snowgrave is just the normal route gameplay wise outside of Chapter 2. At least genocide has different gameplay. Snowgrave could still have a "shit" ending, too.

>>714085404
I don't think he killed anybody
And hate to break it to you, but LOVE probably does not exist in DR.

>>714085524
As much as I hate the fallen brat for causing the plot of Undertale to happened, they're somehow more cooperative to You than Kris which is insane.

>>714085524
Yep. My human wives are better than Kr*s.

>>714085646
what's the LV in light world then

>>714085556
>yfw we possess Noelle in the Weird Route
>open status menu
>LOVE: 5

>>714083650
It would be kino if it turned out that Asgore and Kris are working together, with his goober persona being a front but it just doesn't make sense in context, Asgore would not have said "I'll be on my way" if he was in the next room.

>>714079894
>>714079939
Imagine if this all is actually just a complete fucking coincidence and Toby genuinely didnt intend any of this whatsoever.
Just the sheer amount of stars it took to align for this to happen.
Noelle will arrive at the festival and will say something like "Thanks for coming withh me Kris, i was really feeling homestuck back there"

>>714085696
level
not level of violence

>>714085624
if weird route has a shit ending or doesn't somehow fuel/converge with the regular route I will declare war on Japan by proxy of Toby's involvement

>>714085663
why are you so obsessed with BRAT BRAT BRAT like a pedofag

>>714084759
Sell me on a potential Hussie theory gag boss

>>714085646
>>714085771
It's literally still called LOVE in the light world internally. Like there's fully seperate lines for Level (Dark World) and LOVE (Light World)

>>714085696
Lightner Virility
We gonna be fuckin

>>714085813
OK Xi.

This fucking sucks

>>714085748
It really contextualizes when she says "do you think my mom would let me go grimdark?" in chapter 4

>>714085826
Well, because they're a brat? I also happen to not want anything to do with them dumbass.

>>714085558
Would you guys be happy if Toriel and Asgore patched things up?

>>714085835
Lips
That's it, just an oversized pair of lips

>>714085813
Berdly post-coma will be the final boss of Snowgrave

>>714085556
>Snowgrave
>take over Noelle
>open the menu in the Light World
>her LV is 16

>>714085748
if we get something like that it will 1000% confirm toby or one of his team members lurks these threads
unless this theory ends up getting circulated and picked up outside of this site, anyways

>>714085250
>genocide was tedious as fuck if you didn't know the simultaneous up+down trick
There was a trick? I just did it cause it looked funny and was bored

>>714085906
your performative emotions are adorable

Guys can you post your finest Deltarune CH3 and 4 memes please my folder is empty and I only just finished the chapters today.

>>714086090

>>714085748
>spoiler
I would laugh until the end of time

>>714086090

>>714085891
SHE WAS ALWAYS A HOMESTUCK REFERENCE, WE JUST NEVER REALIZED *HOW MUCH* OF ONE SHE WAS.

>>714085882
Which one you guys hate the most, for me its this fag

>>714081959
Noelle? Noelle Holiday is that you?

Noelle, I can't and won't make this any simpler for you.

You failed at love. You failed. When one thinks of what someone is capable of, pushing themselves to the limits physically, mentally and emotionally to get that sweet, sweet scalepussy, your name will not be whispered in the same, reverent fashion that others have.

Nobody will remember Noelle Holiday. You aren't even sitting in the cuckchair in the relationship of someone else. You are nobody. Nothing. Nada. Zilch.

In short, you are an enormous failure.

Noelle, being that you're about 35 years old and your eggs are hard-wired to accept they’ll all shrivel and die unfertilized by now and write off such criticism by being "a chud", really suggests that you've passed beyond the proverbial breaking-point. There's no turning back. This is your love life, this is what defines you and this is what you'll seethe about to the end.

The abhorrent goonette who is perpetually thirsting for people who remind her of her dead sister, Noelle Holiday, that is your legacy.

Maybe I'm over-reaching, however. Who knows? People CAN change. Maybe you'll read this, Noelle, and think long and hard about what a wasteful life you've led. Maybe you'll think, "wow. It's incredible just how abysmal and pathetic I really AM!" Maybe you'll lift some weights in the morning. Maybe you'll take a self-help class.

Maybe in a couple of years, Noelle, you'll have learned from this failure. I doubt it, though.

I genuinely doubt it.

Now excuse me, I have to go to Susie’s ultrasound. Our doctor predicts another pair of beautiful twins.

I thought you guys were exaggerating how bad /utg/ was

>>714085558
>>714085618
Toriel makes me angry, but at the same time I'm hard as fuck. I want to fuck her rough and scream in her face what a horrible mother and whore she is. Something's wrong with me, isn't it?

>>714086037
It seems like you're just a projecting dumbass. Not everyone likes Chara and in fact, is very deplorable.

>>714086032
The full blown trick is
>Find a wall and hold up+down at the same time
>Move to a different map every time you encounter something, encounters will take longer to appear otherwise
>Do not try to kill Jerry. Just kill anyone surrounding him and run. Sparing monsters does not abort Genocide unless it's a story important boss, miniboss, Snowdrake, or Lesser Dog.

>>714085919
No, I feel like getting back together would just make things worse for the family. The lesson should be to just move on

>>714086209
Imagine if all posts had the same caliber as the humanfag spammer
That's /utg/

>>714085830
My wife Frisk is SO much better than him.

>>714086214
Bonus points if it includes impregnation to force her to try again and do it right this time

>>714085882
Why the hell is one of them just Freddy Fazbear

>>714086221
pitiful little SNAKEkek

what would you do if you were Toriel for one day and one hour?

>>714085882
Crazy how making canon Tenna 3D mogged them.

>>714085919
Asgore deserves better 2bh

>>714086123
What a month huh?

>>714085891
>>714086179
WELP ONE MORE REFERENCE FOR THE CHART

>>714079894
>>714079939
Updated the Homestuck reference image.

>>714085919
Unironically, yes. I want to see a happy conclusion. But until that happens, I'll continue Toriel slutposting.

>Release day
>Deer rape found
>Now Andoe Hussie
WHY DOES THE MOST INTERESTING SCHIZO SHIT IN THESE THREADS HAPPEN WHEN IM KNEE DEEP IN SHIT AT WORK

I did think it was a weird how noelle's house had a shit ton of homestuck references, I guess now we know why.

>>714086090

>>714084476
I think it more means that Kris was just a real shitter as a kid who was maybe up to more than we know.

>>714086430
Okay, what the fuck, Noelle being a Hussie expy is definitely intentional

Cannot express how fucking based it is that he raped andrew hussie in his magnum opus game. God bless you Toby, greatest developer of all time

>>714081887
>tfw you'll have to autistically play through the game again following a spread sheet to min-max character interactions for your desired character ship to occur
So, the Main cast X Kris is basically confirmed then, maybe Berdly too. Noelle x Susie will 100% happen if you don't optimally choose interactions as Kris or do weird route.
fuck

>>714085882
>the one that's just a regular tv in a chair
KINO

>>714086208
kino

>>714086090

>>714086407
I would feed my son and clean his room.

ANDREW HUSSIE WAS RAPED IN THE SWELTERING SUMMER OF 92

>>714086474
>m

You mean to tell me my precious darling doe is based on some gay homostuck guy?

>>714086410
Even after the console border leaking the design of the Tenna statues, literally, and absolutely, NO ONE could've ever seen that coming. Tenna's reveal down to the fucking VHS intro was a tactical nuke on everyone who played Chapter 3 on launch. I love him so much and I miss him so much.

I swear Tobias is a shapeshifter he looks like a different person in every single picture

>>714086436
RAAAAGH
BREED THE GOAT

>>714085919
That depends a lot on Toriel. If she was genuinely dedicated to making things right with Asgore and accepting her flaws, I would say yes because that would be best for everyone involved. But if she just wanted to take him back and not change at all, then no, because the amount of disdain and emotional suffering she put him through requires couples therapy and self-evaluation, otherwise Asgore will just be going back to a shitty emotionally neglectful marriage.

>>714086626
Fuck. I forgot to remove the namefag.

>>714086090

>>714086474
Unfortunately, Kris is still nowhere near the bodycount of the other two, especially Rance.

>>714086745
hey everyone has to start somewhere

So were they…?

I need people to make up their minds. First they assume Noelle is some sort of self insert for Toby or she's based on some girl he dated years and now suddenly she's based on Hussie?!

>>714086090
have this whiteboard gem i found

>No Lightner will ever want to make passionate love to me...

>>714086637
I remember an anon posting some 3d deltarune animation that had tenna before chapter 3 released
does anyone know what i'm talking about?

>>714082798
There are no other tea value changes.
Ralsei's change is specifically listed as a bonus.
The first set is Kris Tea, the second is Susie Tea and the third is Ralsei Tea (Noelle's is cut off below this, still no changes)

So the question is, what does it mean for Ralsei?
Is it some arc where he becomes a real boy if you believe hard enough?

>>714085882
>>714086192
I do not even want to concieve of how this specimen was devised

Just marathoned all chapters after nopt having played since chapter 1 originally dropped.

I'm curious if the optional stuff is going to drastically effect the endings. The only secret boss I did was in chapter 4, but it seemed important.

Not looking forwasrd to going back for a complete save, but at least I have plenty of time.

I'm guessing that I'd also want a separate save for the chapter 2 stuff? idk

>>714086786
constantly

>>714082527
He saw Gaster/FRIEND/whoever make Dess dissapear.
Or maybe he killed someone, who knows.

>>714084867
NO
IMMUNITY DOG
EAT HIS BONES

>>714086890
Wowza ok cool

>>714082527
the last few hours of deltarune threads

Why is Ralsei such a whiny little bitch?

>>714086909
You definitely don't want to miss out on the secret bosses. You can complete the game without them, but they are fun and important.

>>714086909
>I'm curious if the optional stuff is going to drastically effect the endings.
100%, what's the point of doing all of that just to have the same ending?
Me personally? I think the Weird Route is all about breaking the prophecy through sheer determination.
Think about it, you need to be determined to follow through with the snowgrave shit especially because it guilt trips you constantly.
Another little piece of evidence is the fact that Chapter 3 secret game alludes to the Weird Route, and if you find the secret Ice to the north of the Board 2 game Ralsei is scared shitless because he knows exactly how the prophecy will go but what you see is not in the prophecy.

butte

>>714079894
>>714079939
Do you have the noelle looking at the mirror by itself

>TIL that Asriel's design in Undertale's final boss fight is just a rip-off of a character from Touhou
I knew that Toby Fox took inspiration from Touhou but I didn't realize that it was this blatant

>>714086710
I thought the scenes in ch4 where Ralsei goes "no we actually just gotta kill this thing" were great.

>>714086301
>Humanfag
>Not the AIspam like this:>>714086436
I also can't take you guys seriously when you mistook me for some other guy in the Yellow threads.

>>714087141
Here ya go

>>714086637
Agreed. He was kino.

>>714087163
youtu.be/wa2K_8Ff41M
He doesn't even bother fighting the allegations.

>>714087163
it either bothers you or it doesn't, this is why a lot of oldfags despise undertale. personally i dont give a shit when he steals with impunity, i have almost no overlap in taste with him anyway so i usually miss it

>>714087226
>Hussie has Kris' color pallette
What did Fox mean by this?

>>714086037
You're insufferable.

>>714086909
Go back and fight the schizos.

>>714083897
chara is a boy

>>714086847
Not if the legion of players he enamored over the years has anything to say about it.

>>714087136
Human loli ass.

>>714087207
>AIspam
Draw me a drunken Toriel and there will be no AIspam.

>>714087343
>The entire cast of the game are Hussies in one shape or another

>>714086209
>implying these threads are better
We already have the same autistic avatarfags

>>714087163
he even made a rip-off of his old room-mate

>>714087480
based

>DELTARUNE ending
>Kris yanks (You) out of his body
>You're the final boss
Post your ideal form

>>714087392
Cute tomboy!

Dess will just be Vriska, won't she

>>714086909
The Schizo bosses are some of the most interesting things in the entire game, you do NOT want to miss them. Though feel free to skip the chapter 3 one, they're really fuckin hard even WITH the Shadow Mantle.

>>714084885
Well, a lot of them usually are just exaggerations

>>714087163
Fucking hated that shit ever since 2008, sad to see how much Tobert cribs from it here.

>>714087567

Undyne status...?

>>714087567
me (irl)

>>714087017
That's the fun part. He doesn't complain enough and it unnerves Susie.

>>714087567

>>714087567
You already did.
I * Proceed to fuck all the female monsters.
And Ralsei.

>>714079739 (OP)
>misc. waifu posting has died off in favor of schizo theory posting
sad days.....
Why does it seem like Deltarune is getting so much less art compared to Undertale?

>>714081887
This interaction probably came before Toby decided to turn all teas into Rotten Tea.

>>714087567

>>714087631
[Frozen Fish]

>>714087567
>Soulcock
MOOOOOODS. Imagine humans licking (you)r cock.

>>714087136
5 seconds later

>>714084806
Claus is too chad for that bitch.

>>714087624
Someone really needs to do an edit with Kris and Soul of this

>>714087567
Vessel

>>714087207
>implying the dogshit OOC art that you spam is significantly better than AIslop

>>714087631
[Frozen Fishsticks at Half Price!]

>>714084867

>>714087567
Explain to me why You would be the final boss in a non weird route context?

>>714085250
>Alphys
SNOOOORE

>>714087685
Deltarune isn't as popular as Undertale. Like, it's not even 1/10th of Undertale's heyday.

>>714087592
Not everyone is a 500lb lardo. But the bell curve for weight in America is not in a good place>>714087587