Dog boss.
>Time to ruff you up!
>You're barking up the wrong tree.

>>714148467 (OP)
Thats a big rat

>I've got a bone to pick with you!

>>714148467 (OP)
what the hell is this?

>stealth game boss
>DON'T HIDE, I CAN SNIFF YOU OUT!

>>714148467 (OP)
I think your dog might be autistic bro

>>714148467 (OP)
what type of dog is this ? jk

>>714148618
lesser spotted ferret winkle

>>714148537
for you

Cute white tailed deer-giant rat chimera you got there.

>>714148618
>>714148670
Spotted Paca.

>>714148537
That would be a small rat by NYC standards.

>>714148780
I've been to many, many zoos and animal places and never heard, nor seen, a paca. Why the fuck aren't they hanging out with capybara and related fuckhuge rodents at zoos?

>>714148780
Why the fuck does South America have so many rodents I've never heard of?

>>714148467 (OP)
>Skeleton Boss
>You're really getting under my skin!

>>714148905
Envionrmental issues and climate related financial issues. Can't afford everything if your zoo is slightly too hot or dry, or wet or cold. Animals will fucking die for the slightest reason, man.

>>714149028
Don't worry about it.

>>714149054
My local zoo is a deathbed for animals, but even places like the Omaha zoo (top 3 in the nation, if not the best) don't have them.

>>714148780
>Paca
herbivorous rodents in South and Central America
awwww i cant get one they are on the red list FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
it looks so cute ill have to settle for a flemish giant then

>>714149042
>I have a bone to pick with you!

>>714148467 (OP)
nice combat roll

>>714148745
LA RATA GORDO

>>714149028
Most people don't pay attention to South America. So all the cool rodents stay hidden up in the mountains or in jungles there

>>714149180
wtf

>boss has underwater mechanic

>femboy twink character grows up in the sequel

>>714149419
how do they survive the jungle without getting bodied? feels like there's a distinct absence of small predators equivalent to a fox or coyota in those ecosystems. it's either a whole ass jaguar or nothing.

>>714149180
very cute

>>714149561
burblebleblblbllblblblblbllb

>>714149561
Don't just stand there! Save him!

they are some really chill animals

>>714149181
Commiefornia has them.
https://lazoo.org/explore-your-zoo/our-animals/mammals/lowland-paca/

I dream about owning a Saluki so I finally have the motivation to learn how to play the guitar and sing to my buddy jazz standards

>>714149561

>>714148618
Tapir?

>>714150540
why is he so embarrassed about it...

>>714150576

>>714150576
It's a spotted paca/lowland paca.

fuck off to >>>/an/

>>714150576
100 times too small

Party member needs healing
>give me a hand!

>>714150637
name 5 video games that doesn't feature animals or animal adjacent content

>>714150596
UGLY
>>714150620
>>714150642
Ah. I made a mistake.

>>714148467 (OP)

I think your dog has autism.

>>714150692
she should get one of those prosthetic/ bionic hand things. a hot chick with a hand implant hnggg

>>714148467 (OP)
Why do animals love it when you scratch their butt ?

>>714150774
imagine if you couldn't scratch your butt your whole life and someone then scratched your butt

>>714150842

>I got too cocky...

>>714150774

>>714149419
HOLY

>>714151006
haven't they learned that these kind of stern PSAs actually make people want to spite them?

>>714151006
I think birds are just usually bad pets. They're great animals, but who wants a majestic flying creature and so they lock it in a cage and keep it in their apartment so it can sit around and scream and get sexually confused?

>>714151006
Clearly, some kind of birdfucker made this.

>>714151002
STANDING

>>714150774
Maybe their butt hurts

>>714150692
The thing that actually freaks me out is that weird jerking motion.

>>714150131
>you will never be this unbothered and serene
Industrialization was a mistake

>pajeet boss
>for your own good, you better leave or your loved ones will be mourning, saar

>>714149568
I still mourn my twink death

>>714151002
That's not actually a pun, cocky literally means acting like a cock.

>>714151002
he's having an anime opening moment

>>714150771
Inshallah they are victorious

>>714148467 (OP)
Boar boss
>Hope I don't "boar" you!
>Time to bring home the bacon!
>Take this! Pork chop!
>It's oink-ver!

>>714151626

>>714151821
>evasion +100

>>714151194
Depends on the bird and the owner. Lots of birds prefer to just sit around so long as they got food and a safe place to be, but a good owner will still let them out of their cage and flap their wings a bit. Especially the birds that people want as pets are intelligent enough that they know that they could just be very annoying if they didn't want to be there.

>game has tripping mechanics

>>714148467 (OP)
>What killed the dinosaurs? THE ICE AGE

>>714152032
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igSHbtv52G4

>>714152032
Hehe dumb monkey

>>714151821
Holy Fuark !

>Boss slowly destroys the fight arena as fight progresses

>>714152349
Why does that dogs tail have no hair?

>>714151821

>in-game characters age over time

>>714152032

>>714152409
Fun fact beavers teeth are literally made of iron.
Its why their teeth are orange. They don't even have a very strong bite force.

>>714150728
Five racing games.

>>714152529

>>714152478
These bastards are so destructive to the native wildlife and fauna. Kill them all

>>714152494
I genuinely hate this so much

>>714148467 (OP)
This is exactly why I refuse to play games made by millennials. Turned off the cat voice in MH Wilds as soon as it said
>DO YOUR THANG PLUNDERANG
latest update added
>time to baggy that lagi
The prior game, MH Rise, had the hunter yell
>HOPE YOU HAD INSURANCE
to the monster. Yes, in this fantasy medieval game about giant monsters, the concept of health insurance exists, and while in mortal combat with these goliaths, youd absolutely yell out about their current coverage.
of course all VAs are disgusting american accents too, always nasally and whiney like they only pluck VAs from the reddit hives of the US.

>enemies have funny idle animations

>>714149180
He's in excruciating pain

>>714148467 (OP)
Weird looking tapir

>>714148467 (OP)
>clock boss
>your time has come!
>cock boss
>your time has cum!

>>714151821
he got that hawg in him

>>714152541
they have birds in the background

>>714153150
Not F-Zero and several others.

>>714148632
>game has no smell mechanic
>suddenly, boss can smell you

>>714152654
Yeah but there must be a more efficient way of doing it than driving around in the dark with a laser pointer on your gun.
Full tank of gas + the ammo + an all nighter spent to get what,maybe a fifth of them if you get lucky and are a decent shot?

>>714148467 (OP)
>0:05
Shit ass Souls slop boss

>Non-stealth game has stealth mechanics

>>714152753
>medieval

>Detective boss
>I'm done dicking around with you!

>>714153183
you seem biter

>>714153195
Nuhyeh

>Beaver boss
>"I dont give a dam!"

>>714151363
she's waving him off, phantom limb

>>714148467 (OP)
>Squirrel boss
>"I'm gonna turn your nuts inside out!"

>>714149582
snakes exist

>>714151006
You shouldn't have a bird as a pet period, no matter how birb big chungus silly it looks like
I want to see you live forever on a bus or airplane seat

>>714151821
KA KA KA KA KACHI DAZE

>elephant boss
>I dont give a shit

>>714152032
>Super Smash Bros. Brawl for the Nintendo Wii

>Boss cant be damaged directly
>You have to use the pillars in the environment to destroy him
This used to be very common, why did it go out of fashion?

>>714152798
plapbug

>>714148467 (OP)
Ngl but that looks delicious would barbecue it and invite you guys over.

>>714152032
>Dark Messiah

>>714151194
Birds of prey are great though

We have a pest control guy at the business estate my office is at who uses falcons to get rid of pigeons, he says its like having a flying outdoor cat as raising them from when they first hatch bonds them to you for life. You couldn't set them free if you tried they always come back so they get to fly and hunt as much as they want

>>714151821

>>714153309
Just 'tism. You asked a question so my brain wanted to find answers. Also Casino Kid and other card games.

IT'S A DOGGY DOG WORLD OUT THERE

>>714149180
im more perxplexed by that spics sausage fingers wtf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igSHbtv52G4

>Final boss is just a bullet sponge

>>714152478
Can you make money from the carcasses? Is their meat and hide worth anything?

>>714150596
>Why don't you ever smile in photos Anon?

>>714154197
you wanted to link to the slipping monkey post, did you not >>714152032 ? Now the shame of your failure will be with you forever

>>714154269
Yeah we've had a boar problem here in Southern Greece for years now and coincidentally all the restaurants have boar on the menu frequently.

>>714153689
>zandatsu

>>714154269
Full of parasites. Only use is using the carcass for compost and animal feed.

>>714153252
wtf is he checking if it's electric?

>Boss fight has a timer

>>714153183
Captain FALCON is not animal adjacent?

>>714153814
Quake and Zelda 64 was enough of this mechanic for me

>>714154439
Crap! Uh... pong, arkanoids, pac man, distance and casino kid.

>>714152798

>>714154353
Isn't there a risk of meat contamination if you eat boars that have been shot?

>character creator has sliders

>>714154634
>Defeat boss
>An even bigger boss shows up

>>714154645
Greeks are great optimists.

>>714154708
WHERE'S YOUR HEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

>>714151145
That wasn't stern. You're just a sensitive bitch.
Most people would read that and just take the advice.

>>714151194
>>714153665
It's rare, but some people allow their pet birds to fly. This one guy rides his bike while the bird flies beside him.

>Going into water is an instakill

>>714154634
>semi-hard
Fucking slut

>>714154604
okay you got me

>>714148467 (OP)
why haven't we domesticated big rodents? rats are good pets but imagine if they were dog sized

>>714155165
They are too prone to criminal behaviour

>>714155165
They die too fast.

>>714155165
enter

>>714155237
What crime did he commit? Daring to live?

>>714155301
He wasnt allowed within 100 feet of a school zone due to him being a registered sex offender

>>714152032
his monumental greed disgusts me

>>714155301
He didn't have a liocense for those teeth

>>714155237
free my mans
he din do nuffin

>>714155237
>in the perfect position to grab the torso under the arms
>goes for the tail

>>714155237
bober!!

>>714155301
Exposing her beaver in public.

>>714155319
>chomp

>>714155492
The tables have turned

>>714155492
Who was in the wrong here?

>>714150728
>bejeweled
>tetris
>pong
>breakout
>2048
>jackie chan

>>714155594
The cat obviously.
Croc was just chillin' in his pond when the cat gave it the spicey licky licky
He had to act.
Probably took a shit in the pond too. The disrespect.

>>714149028
Because some early porcupine relatives rafted from Africa to South America during the Oligocene and radiated into many niches.

>>714150591
doesn't want to be picked to be bacon for making fart noises

>>714150692
If she plays the VR games I play then could she use a directional floor playmat controller for locomotion, and her normal hand turns point of view left and right.
God bless her. I hope someone regrows her missing hand.

>>714153789
i never tripped

>>714154365
wouldn't they die when cooked?

>>714152494
What is the god damned fuck?

>>714151006
>meeting the parronts
fucking hell

>>714156465
ai slop. go to youtube or whatever and you'll find a terryfing amount of "content" like this.

>>714151194
>keep it in their apartment so it can sit around and scream and get sexually confused?
you should see my teenage daughter

>>714151002
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ScSniR1yZbA

>>714149339
It has invulnerability during it.

>>714154708
I think that is regenerative resurrection medicine over usage on people. Either torture, runaway implant, or experiment.

>>714152529
man i want iron teeth too

>>714156645
yes we should, please proceed

>>714156604
Likely story, Anon. Likely story.
Horrors beyond comprehension, Nerevarine.

>>714151626

>>714150771
Khalid Kashmiri urf KK is enough.

>>714150596
>what'd ya say about elden shit being rollslop ya git

>>714152409
BOBR

>>714150540
>boss has a rage meter

>Boss fight can be avoided by paying

>>714152478
I thought laser sights were just a thing in fiction that have no practical use in real life.

>>714155301
Eating a succulent Chinese meal.

>piss boss
>I'M SO ANGRY, I WILL KILL YOU

>>714156839

>>714151821
Nice dodge, but he should've stood next to a wall first so the enemy would run into it and get stunned. Rookie mistake.

>>714149561
>when you want to SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP but all you can manage is BRBLBRBLBRBL

>>714156604
This "your tube" or what ever sounds like a horrible place. Best to avoid wholly!

>>714149568
>waltuh... i broke my boy...

>>714157597
he was my favorite as a kid, ever since then i've wanted metal teeth but apparently it would suck ass in reality

>>714155237
>Gentlemen... this is Democracy Manifest
>What if the charge - drinking some water? A nice sip of water?
>GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY TAIL!

>>714151371
there is nothing stopping you from taking a bath

>>714158058
Actually it does, bathing often makes your immune system weaker because cleanliness kills the useful organisms that live on your skin and protect it from harmful organisms.

>>714152032
I hate monkeys so much it's unreal.

>>714158058
and my gaymer musk?

>>714153252
it IS electric, he's figured out how to disable it

>>714157385
They're used plenty in real life.

>starter item trivialises lategame level

>>714157431
GET YOUR HAND OFF MY PENIS

>game lets you experience true happiness

>>714158387
>first bonk

>>714158387
Imagine being the first caveman who figured out how to tie up something sharp and mean to the end of a stick and realizing you've just foreverially broken the metagame.

>enemies can clip through walls

>>714148467 (OP)
I swear that daily petting and backscratches will let you tame anything given enough time.

>tranimals
Go back.

>>714159053
/v/ culture :)

>>714153219
I've asked myself this same question and I think that humanity can just fuck up hard enough with a highly adaptable species that the ecosystem is irrevocably screwed forever and any effort to fight it is just politicians spending a small but insufficient amount of money just to look like they are doing something.

I've seen invasive species in lakes where the solution was to poison the entire lake and replenish the original life from another lake. And that's doing what is necessary. There are numerous stories of people not doing what is necessary like regulating pig farmers so they yunno, build maybe a second fence so pigs don't escape and create this problem. Europe and soon North America will become infested with a mosquito that is active during the day and breeds in as little as a bottlecap of water.

As an aside, Phoenix is going to run out of water and guess what they're doing - they're letting a development build right to the west with the intent of being a second Phoenix-sized city. And they're just letting that happen. As fucking disastrous as Chernobyl was - the Soviets actually addressed the problem as fully as anybody could image; today, nobody, especially not the Russians, have the fucks to do what it takes to not break the planet.

/v//an/ threads are the best.

>>714159053
>aryanimals
no,they stay

>>714159159
>Europe and soon North America will become infested with a mosquito that is active during the day and breeds in as little as a bottlecap of water.
Is this the malaria carrier or am I thinking of another mosquito soon to arrive here? Also didn't they find those gigantic murder hornets in Finland a few years ago? Used to be way too cold for them to exist so far north.
Also
https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/flesh-eating-screwworm-parasites-are-headed-to-the-u-s/

>>714148905
There are many types of mammals you have no clue exist.

>>714159949
Name every single one

>>714153814
You were pretty obviously supposed to use the pillars to kill Desann in Jedi Outcast.
Though it was honestly just easier to saber him

>>714155356
>>714158113
I hate your [indian] soul. Monumentally evil thing to say.

>>714148905
Because capybaras are cooler and less work

>>714152559
there's a reason the greeks called it a hippopotamus, meaning river horse

>>714152164
maybe I'm just fried mentally but this sound effect fucking kills me every time, all of these old slapstick ones are god tier

>>714159949
Aye ayes are slightly more popular cause of how fucking weird they are
Meanwhile pacas just look like big rats with no tail

>>714155529
Elephants never forget, never forgive and never show mercy.

>>714158387

>>714158387
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FOOOKING CROCS
>*bonk*
>REEEEEEEEEE GET OFF MAH LAND

>>714161832
gon > kuma

>>714157102
obsessed

>enemies can attack in safe zones

>>714152798
>>>/wsg/5912903

>>714157918
EATING A TREE
A SUCCULENT CHINESE TreEEEEEE

>>714162010
Gon? More like Goon.

>>714157839
it sucks because you just end up tasting metal all the time and occasionally the metal casing would cut your gums so you'd taste blood and metal

t. had silver teeth as a kid

>>714151220
>the image stating that you shouldn't touch birds below the neck cause you're basically molesting them was made by a birdfucker
Interesting theory, schizophrenic at that

>>714148905
Zoos try to balance between having popular animals and endangered ones. There's no demand for rodents people don't know about.

>>714148537
Nope, this is probably a mutated squirrel

>>714151194
I've been literally sitting around screaming and being sexually confused for 37 years and all you care about is the stupid parrot.

>>714159949

>>714160704
The funny thing is that they can't even swim properly, it was chasing the boat by running on the riverbottom

>>714155492
>trying to fish in stranglethorn vale in a pvp server

>>714162635
the difference is you did that to yourself voluntarily, not to another creature without its choice

>>714153252

>>714153689
Seeing the complete lack of reaction from the other elephant i imagine they have the widest asshole ever

>>714154634
gay ass

>>714162947
If someone walked up to you on the street and put his fist up your ass, would you try to stop him?

>>714150596
ahahahahaha look at this dude

>>714154980
>the way the catfish' whiskers slowly appear near the surface
Actual water demons

>>714151821
kek, they way the boar gives up and walks away in shame.

>>714154365
where the hell are you living, here you can boar in every second butcher shop. A coworker of mine just recently made a hunters license, he explained that they are checked up by some veterinary before they can be sold

>>714153252
We had an elephant at our local zoo that would do something like this. It would take a stick, place it over the electric fence, lean it's weight on the stick to depress the fence, then reach out to eat from the hay that was stored nearby.

>>714152494
AI sloppa

>>714148745
El Togedemaru

>>714157385
Why wouldn't they be? It's more common to use IR lights but normal ones work too

>>714162231
the pure look of shock and bewilderment on that other guys face is the best example of those emotions i've seen in a while

>>714158105
Brazil?

>>714154717
didn't know elephant dongs are so long they might slide along the ground

>>714157376
nobody does something about this brigandage?

>>714158834
this looks like one of those pictures where a white family adopted some refugee "teen"

>>714160208
jackie chan

>>714163684
No shit, gonna tell me how it rains next?

>>714157482
>URINE TROUBLE NOW!!

>>714153337
>Those happy beaver hops
Adorable

>>714149181
>cool guy boss
It's cool guy, coooooool guyyyyyyyy.

>game has cartoonish animations

>>714152494
>rapehorse.mp4

>>714153814
puzzle bosses got replaced by souls bosses.

>>714162749

>game has working mirrors

>>714165274
cool guy has grape soda and watermelon
one of us

>>714155450
I imagine they're very flexible and have a bite so strong you don't want to risk it.

>>714164052
isn't brazil one of the countires that bathes the most?

>>714154325
kek

>>714165961
>Japanese humor

>>714166125
>>714155450
I think the best strat there might be just simultaneously grabbing them by the neck and tail. If you wear good enough gloves, doubt they can scratch you up too bad with whatever claws they might have.

>>714166160
Lol!

>>714151145
Molesting my parrot to own the libs

>>714166850
that's just eco friendly, bro

>>714151002
>tfw the bitch you knocked up got turned into nuggies

>>714148569
oh shit!

>>714154163
Looks like nail clubbing

>>714150728
guitar hero
rock band
dj hero

>>714149568
dude that's not real
THAT'S NOT REAL
DUDE THERE'S NO WAAAY
*braks controller*

>>714161343
Rodents of unusual size? I don’t think they exist

>>714151626
>Time to bring home the bacon!

>>714151821
boar looks so sad. he's thinking bro why did you move ?

>>714148467 (OP)
Mammals are so great bros. They all make perfect companions. Only mammals and birds can display emotions and intimacy in the animal kingdom.

>>714158387
OWWWWW

>>714156820
It's AI

>>714156007
>anon hopes someone else regrows her missing hand

>>714148745
Golden "Rat"io

>>714157597
You want another James Bond reference? Alright
>>714154219
>Man with The Golden Gun backstory.webm

>>714151821
He missed the QTE to enter liveleak mode

>>714153195
Christ the Valkyria Chronicles anime was shit

>>714155319
They don't do that to black caimans. At least, that are large enough.

>>714158483

>>714151626
You'd better get bacon on a diet, piggy

>>714169281
who doesnt?

>>714158640
Its the second guy who figured out you can throw it really fucking hard and injure things who did that.
Pointy stick always loses to pointy stick traveling very fast

>>714168309
You wish. Horrors beyond your comprehension, Anon.
>>714168347
If I have the equipment then I will.

>>714162231
i don't think this is how the saying is meant to go

>>714162231
>A bull in a China shop

>>714152494
it's oddly cute

>"Only I have the brains to rule Lylat!"

Literally what did he mean by this?

>>714159949
Most people have heard of these and their creepy fingers. They're a staple in documentaries about Madagacar.

>>714155529
What in the god damn was the croc thinking?

>>714170017
Crocs dont think

>>714170017
it's a reptile, they don't think

>>714166850
Big Clive did a great analysis of these deathtraps.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNjA0aee07k

>>714151821
>whoop almost got me that time ralph
>curses, see you next week sam

>>714151821
Perfect dodge, nice. Enjoy the free AP.

>>714148745
The perfect being.

>>714148467 (OP)
In Brazil we call that a paca

>enemies can open doors

Can someone post monkey ones

>>714166850
Explain what you believe the issue is with this setup? Do you think the individual water droplets will load up with electricity and kill you?

>>714162436
>Hehehe if you touch a bird you're molesting them *drool*
Found the birdfucker

>>714170650
It's not earthed properly, and people do report getting shocks from them.

>enemies can open floors

>>714170718
>Match starts in 30 seconds
also
>enemies can be befriended

>game has a horde survival mode

>>714170718
let him in

>>714170650
do you really need someone to break this down for you? holy fuck you brazilians are pathetic

>>714170017
>sosig

>>714170831
no. go away, i can't bear to be around these guys

>>714170650
luv me suicide shower

>>714170852
Yes. Please do.

>>714170058
oh woooooooooooow only took 8 of you to take me down how about to git gud and not gank next time

>>714154219
F

>game has a weapon mastery system
really didnt expect that in Death Stranding 2

>>714169361
>no otter gf to hold hands with

>game lets you use emotes

>>714170718
What was he waiting for? It's not like the bear was going to recognize a gun and back off.

>>714148467 (OP)
if it were black everyone would hate it and would hunt it to extinction

Tire boss
>What's the matter... getting tired!?

>>714171223
Poggers!

>>714150692
>Goes to pickup your phone
>Rock!
what did she mean by this?

>>714171223
humane btw

>>714171317
She loves to play games at inappropriate times.

>>714159949
If you have a Pokemon based off you, then you can't be all that obscure.

>>714171223
>:D
>:O

>Aggressive attacking enemy can be pacified

>>714170816
i know they probably know each other, but holy fuck one swipe with these claws and it's over

>>714171404
Yes. If somebody crushes your pea-sized brain with a bat, you're dead instantly.

>game has an alchemy minigame

>>714171471
>enemies continue attacking your corpse even in the game over screen

>>714171240
Probably hoping to avoid having a 1,200 pound carcass bleeding out in their kitchen.

>>714171240
Are you that eager for a concussion of an indoor gunshot, followed by climbing on top of your arctic habitat to dispose of a 500 kilo bear corpse?

>>714170816
>>714171490
Bears are usually declawed and defanged for these videos, its pretty unethical

>>714171240
bear skulls are bulletproof

>>714149568
>When you first saw Halo, were you blinded by its majesty?

>>714171223
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GiB6_AQM70k

>>714152349
Man it's true what they say, people really do start looking like their pets.

>>714150596
My favorite vtuber!

>>714171240
>his immediate response to a creature approaching him is to murder it
Peak USAian

>enemies can interrupt rest

>>714171868
Favstian pigeon

>>714150771
May they bring death to Israel

>>714171859
Polar bears do not approach people with anything other than predatory intent.

>>714171868
I hate pigeons.

>>714158387
Theme song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6Lzpz-Emhs

>>714171681
You can literally see his claws lol

>>714159949
>>714169687
>>714171453

The obscure mammal I'll name drop is the Colugo.
They look like a flying squirrel, but they're actually a kind of lemur or primitive monkey.

>>714171859
Faggot.

>>714171529
>chilling in a cup with your snek pals
>suddenly find ourselves in beer
>rave ensues

>>714171868
wtf is wrong with pigeons?

>>714171859
Getting mauled by a polar bear to own the Americans.

>>714171868
was that winged rat trying to score some presumably dead pussy?

>>714171923
based falcon.

>>714171934
I doubt a polar bear even understand that humans are edible. They only hunt seals.

>>714171252
>Black victim complex out of NOWHERE
Obsessed

>>714172070
>polar_bear_apples.jpg

>>714172070
and there it is, the stupidest shit i'm going to read all day

>>714149568
Left: Ralsei
Right: Asriel home from college

>>714171868
why did he try to fuck the cat?

>>714152575
Pov: your a piece of nice eatable wood to turn into a log.

>>714172070
Based city slicker retard
Keep on posting

>>714172070
>t. polar bear

They are one of the few animals, if not the only one, that actively hunt humans.

>>714159159
It's a deeply sad state of affairs. The world is run by cowards, clowns, and corrupt assholes. The path of least resistance is the one inevitably chosen because anyone trying to do anything gets buried by lobbyists and crucified in the media. We're earning our fate, day by day. Future generations are going to look back in complete incomprehension at how little was done, and for what? Growth and money.

>>714172070
bear claws typed this post

>>714172241
Tigers in India do too.

>sudden anti-polar bear propaganda
seals out here shilling again

>>714172169
so skinny

>>714151145
This poster is a parrot who wants to keep getting molested

>>714155492
woah... just like the isle...

>>714152798
Why would an insect do that related motion? They don't need the rubbing to reach climax.

>Boss gets 1-shot by an even bigger boss that you have to fight

>>714172321
Seal team 3 is the most elite force

>>714172321
*bonk* go to bear jail.

>>714172465
Some do

when did we stop trying to disguise animal threads?

>>714172321
>deploy ze orcas

>>714168128
underrated

>>714152032
Kek'd hard, lil nigga ate shit

>Enemy can steal your equipment

>>714167014
kek

>>714171868
>>714171923
WTF were these two thinking?

>Enemy gets the Mcguffan and gets larger

>Party member dances to give buffs

>>714171681
Then why does that one clearly have huge fucking claws?

>>714172792
>pigeon
>thinking

>>714172680

>>714149180
This is cruel. His skin is literally melting off of him because of animal abuse and here all of you are laughing.

>Enemies can be turned into food

>fishing for animal companions

>companion likes you

>>714172241
Crocs, especially Niles and Salties do it several times a week, mostly in Africa

>>714173049
one has knowledge

>The antagonist's motives are unknown

>>714171529
why

>>714173049
At times, a certain amount of information becomes readily available.

>>714173087
I think the motives are fairly clear there - cat dislikes the stupid slippy rug.

>>714172878
you can feel the pain in his diih

>>714171529
damn this is a classic at this point. I feel like this shit was posted in like 2008

>>714171923
I love the falcon trying to figure out if this is some kind of bait or setup at first.

>>714171471
noodle bear...

>>714151002
>all these moments will be lost in time… like tears… in rain…

>game has unfair boss fights

>>714166850
>>714170650
this is what we use here in thailand to heat up our shower
you wire it up (grounding included) instead of plugging it in a socket
no idea why south americans use that kind of shower head to heat the shower

>Enemy attacks your weakspot for massive damage

>Game only lets you traverse some terrain with specific mounts

>>714173087
>human put this here
>well fuck that girl
>*wrecks her shit*
>there, now she'll know who is boss

>>714171965
gigginox

>>714148467 (OP)
Why do so many animals like being rubbed under their chin?

>Boss debuffs your party

>>714170816
Bears aren't social animals so I have no idea how he did this. They're not even supposed to understand what a cuddle is, how is he not getting eaten?

>enemies can only travel on predetermined paths

>Boss can nullify your attacks

>>714149568
based twinks turning into ugly bastards

>>714172025
They're domestic animals that were abandoned in the wild, no wonder they're insane

>>714172310
He said humans.

>>714171152
>no pedo otter gf to hold down a baby seal as you rape it
Bros I don't think we're gonna make it

>Enemies can invade your encampment

>>714173723
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GibiNy4d4gc

>>714173049
Why are horses like this?

>>714173665
Man, I want a cat again.

>Resting restores HP

>>714174016
sleep tight rato

>>714170828
Imagine all the sopa... Uma delicia...

>>714173076
That's because the Africans for the last 80 years have been actively feeding them human corpses from all the conflict and genocide, so now they've learned that humans are food, there's a quote I can't quite remember from where but.
"You can tell in Africa how brutal a dictatorship is by comparing how fat the crocodiles are to how skinny the average man is" or something like that

>>714173328
Lol

>>714172070
For polar bears literally everything is edible, including other polar bears
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rfo233Q6aOg

>>714173860
>Didn't stay put to cuddle and spoon with sleek, plush lion of the sea
Coward

>>714173528
>confusion
>confusion
>sleep
>confusion
fucking super bosses

>>714156839
Visit your local ripperdoc
Or ripperdentist

>>714172878
Why do they both have bloodshot eyes, something with the water^

>Boss becomes a multi-boss fight halfway through

>>714173345
They’re doing this to my friend tomorrow

>>714169281
Fucking how? Aren't seals bigger than otters?

>>714148632

>>714174169
Sounds like an amazing way to get mauled

>Game lets you send your party members on tasks

>>714172025
Cave/cliff birds that we built the perfect environment for with towns and cities. That are far more used to not being afraid than they should because nothing's hunting them.

>>714151821
boars can disembowel pitbulls as if they were made of wet paper

>>714174691
i'd win

>>714174563
farm dogs are the best.
would give pats if it didn't interfere with work.

>>714174691
Most cityfags have genuinely no idea what boars are capable of, they're like smaller bisons
Being hit by one that's charging is like being hit by a car

>>714170828
>Indian immigration to a predominantly white country

>>714174972
this

>game lets you troll npcs

>>714174563
did he control him with a whistle or are they already trained to know how to do that

>>714175068
why is he so mean

>tfw you can tell youre near the end of the game and start stalling to prolong it

>>714173652
>That Battletoads level

>>714150591
he found escape inside himself in the form of play but then the camera man saw him and caught him in his gaze and again back in his pen and frankly its whole life.

>putting on armor in a jrpg doesnt affect your characters appearance
hate when it happens

>>714173049

>>714175369
>but now I'm so cold, why moms

>>714173889
If you had a 30 inch cock that could cum half a gallon, wouldn't you be like that too?

>npcs can attack and kill each other

>>714175068
why

>>714175153
smart dogs like huskies are predispositioned to assholery

>>714175714
Huskies are greedy bastards

>thread on auto-sage
JANNY
WE'RE SORRY

>>714175714
food insecure