Why is Goldship like this?

more like gold cute

>>714474023
Bigger

>>714470595 (OP)
mare

>>714470595 (OP)

I love my wife so much! She means everything to me.

>>714474023
>>714480662

My Super Creek failed a 27% beach training 2 turns in a row

why are horses like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCzwyFHSMdY

>>714484519
fucking kek

>>714478968
What a goofball

>>714470595 (OP)
Labbing reinr

I thought she's a proper girl...

Standard Support Scout is gone???????????

>borrow a max level oguri for the +40
>use my own special week support for +25
>use suzuka for +5
>17k points per run, ~51k points per day
finally, i can see the light at the end of this grind

>femtrainer slop

Finally managed to win a career mode. Bakushin is a beast

>>714484246

>>714486882
>>714486882
>>714486882
seriously what the heck am I supposed to pull now?

I just got my random ssr uma ticket and it gave me Special Week. How is the mascot horse?

>>714487550
Save your carats for kitasan black in 2 weeks

>>714487550
there's literally nothing wrong with the current support banner. Stop rerolling already

>>714487361
>career mode
is this shit supposed to be difficult or I am a retard?
tried it twice with Oguri Cap failed around the middle with G1 races
to be fair the second run was lost at
>place top 3 in two G1s
with only having two G1 opportunities left because I wasn't watching the turn timer and after winning one, on the second race I got placed at 4th by a nose length

I have failed you ;-;

I jobbed in the Ura Semifinals. Should I train more Stamina?

>>714488272
length of the tracks determine difficulty

>>714488272
Yes, you're training an athlete to be a top tier runner. It's not meant to be easy. Bakushin is easy mode since she's a sprinter, they don't need anything but raw speed. Distance runners need lots of stamina and maybe power on top of speed. So any of the distance runner careers are far harder to pull off. That just means you need to think about what you're going to train and think carefully about when to rest or do WIT training to recover.

>>714488272
I think it's supposed to be really hard at the start because we don't have good legacies or leveld up support cards yet

>>714488272
The overall strategy should be
>Grind the fuck out out of friends
>wait for sparks
>if there's a camp wait for it
>the better cards you have the easier it is

>>714488494
>King Halo's career
That's just mean. You build her as a Medium and then suddenly she's a sprinter. Damn.

>>714488494
My Gold Ship practically annihilated everyone in the end

How the fuck do I build for Mile/Long races? Just mainly invest in Stamina or do I just keep stacking Speed/Guts?

>>714488494
yes, the second race was the longest I've seen so far, but had no choice at that point
messed up the scheduling, I thought I have a lot of time, I am sorry, Oguri...
>>714488532
that's fair

>>714488928
Speed and Stamina are an absolute must. Power if you know she's hanging in the back but those two are crucial. Guts is a reserve Stamina so if you up Stamina you don't need it.

I forgot to play the game yesterday and now I'm behind. It's over.

bro how many times do I have to restart until the g*cha gives me the support card the beginner guide tells me to get?

>>714489360
I think it's not worth it if you don't want to PvP bro

>>714489360
How are you still rerolling

>>714488928
for long it's basically 1:1:1 in speed power stamina and it's preferable you get endurance skills
>mile/long
these are opposites lol you probably meant medium

>>714489360
no point rerolling now, just wait two weeks and reroll for kitasan

>>714488928
He's my long champion

>>714489360
I don't plan on autistically playing PVP so I just rerolled until I got a bunch of SSRs and started playing. Took me like half an hour while shitposting on 4chin

Just play it bro. Unless you care about playing a pay to win pvp gacha mode it's not worth it

>>714486846
Now post the next line where she says that's where she got all her blowjobs from the students so far.

>>714489497
heh

warhorses

horse races are gambling and should be illegal everywhere

>>714489497
>uma musume spec ops will never be a thing

>>714478968
What is wrong with this horse?

>>714490262
treats INT as a dumpstat

>>714490262
Never used 100% of his power so he retired healthy.

>>714488272
So far, the difficulty has been from shitty RNG or just from the shitty amounts of time they give you between certain objectives.
>1 Turn to Reach Goal
What the fuck am I supposed to do with this?!

>>714488451
those stats aren't that bad, you probably got boxed so its mostly getting good skills to get out of jams and having good luck

>>714490262
Tism

>>714490262
https://youtu.be/P26Opa7F5g0

>>714490435
>Imagine losing to Gold Ship and thinking "Well we both tried our best and he was the better the runner"
>Only to find out this fucking autist didn't even try and still beat you

>>714490147
>a unit of only umas
imagine

Haru got Charming condition, where can I check what it does? (In-game I mean.)

uh oh rice shower is summoning her persona

Would you?

>>714490710
NANI!

>>714491004
Full stats button then press and hold over the condition (it increases the friend points you get so its basically the best condition you can get)

>grind Suzuka with a clusterfuck EP farm deck where like 70% of the skills are useless or a meme
>still win
Goddamn this bitch is broken

>>714490262
it does as it pleases

>>714478968
Majestic

>>714490467
Get an easy training in or make sure your horse is in a great mood

>>714490780
>UMA Team Six, going dark
Literally no one can out run them.

I like this game conceptually, but I hate how this game doesn't respect your time, there's no way I am willing to spend around 3 hours everyday just to spend all my in-game energy doing career mode.

>tfw no horse girl gf
Bros...

>>714492046
Just click the Skip button and make sure the "Skip First-Time Events" in the options is OFF.
First time careers will be longer but then way shorter.
There's more career mode alternatives in the future but for now it's just that one.

>>714492046
Same. I hope their success motivates them to make more spin-off stand-alone games like the party one, except more full fledged and not just dollar store bin games.

>>714492046
i can tell it's your first Cygames, pal

Free daily scout is up

>R Seiun Sky
I'm not lucky with those yet lmao

bros...
I bought the 20 dollar SSR horse + 1.5k carrot pack...

>Can't figure out why I can't fucking get past the title screen due to the uninformative connection error message
>Try downloading the Japanese apk
>It works
>Did Cygames fucking block access to the global build in Japan?
>Try VPN with the global version
>Solves the problem
So they never considered the possibility that people would install the game while on holiday in Japan, or possibly even other regions not supported by the global build. Good fucking job Cygames, you fucking retards.

>>714492889
2 guaranteed SSRs for $20 is a good deal for a gacha

I really want to play this game, but I don't want to deal with the kernel level anti-cheat. I got no plans to cheat or anything. I just don't think any program should have that kind of access to my PC aside from things directly tied to my OS. Surprised it doesn't bother you guys, honestly.

>>714493378
>I don't feel secure about this software =(
Nobody wants to see your browser history and the last doujins you coomed to, techbro.

>>714492910
it's probably a licensing thing. they save money by not doing japanese licencing for global version at the cost of making 5 people mad.

That was hella easy, I can't believe you guys are scared of this adorable little munchkin

https://youtu.be/lLsQmXzD_M0?si=iRHBJILmTaso2WEp

>>714493378
There are reports on steam forums that the games anticheat for global doesn't have kernel access and that is how the game is able to run on linux/steam os.
Although the jp client cannot.

Why do men yearn to gamble on horse races?

>>714493378
I don't think it actually works, usually when I install those kind of games (Valorant) windows asks me for special permissions but this one didn't.

>Place top 5
>Place top 5
>Place 1st
>Run
>Just Run

Damn. Does this mean what I think it means?

>>714494486
She dies

>>714494486
It's time for a grown man to cry?
Yes

>>714493950
Well I just confirmed that it's not limited to installation, just the basic server pings when doing shit like going through the tutorial and between simple transitions also doesn't load. That's some serious fucking bullshit.

>>714494486
are you a bad enough trainer to defy destiny

>No. 16 Fav
>not even a triangle
Oh fuck.

>>714494785
Urara is like Rank G in turf terrain, she can only have a chance in Dirt... unless you get the right Sparks and stuff.

>>714494486
>>714494785

>>714494785
Time for a reality check motherfucker!

I dreamt of umas

>>714494883
Normal words, but a horse guy!

>>714470595 (OP)
Can someone describe the gameplay here? All I've seen is the race sections and it doesn't look like there's any interaction there

Oh Urara you goofball, I set you as a Pace Chaser not an End Closer, haha...

>>714494785

>>714494785
One day we can defy destiny, Global anons, but not today...

>>714494978
It's like raising your Digimon in DW1 and sending them in to fight in the Arena

>>714494978
You're the trainer, you train them outside of races and watch their results from the sideline.

>>714494978
You train your horse in stats and skills, then send them out to race and do their best. You watch the fruits of your laber. You play as a trainer, not the horses.

>>714494785
Oh boy it's time for Haru Urara's scripted humilliation ritual

>>714470595 (OP)
>Doung Bakushin carreer to start off since i heard its the easiest
>At the Centaur stakes
>Is behind for the entire race until the last 200 meters
>Suddenly activates her ability
>Manages to go from 4 to first place
Fucking Christ

>>714494978
It's like princess maker but you train your horse to be the perfect racist

ENTER

I'm so old I remember when waifu games didn't have to be gacha.

>>714495203
lol

>>714495178
You clearly didn't BAKUSHIN enough

>>714495361
Explode

>Bad mood
>Wins first daily race
>Normal mood
>gets 3rd
????

>>714490262
Just a silly horse that likes to have fun

>>714495515
That wasn't me

>>714494994
At least she's #1 in my heart. And also the URA for some reason, it's my first good end despite winning Arima Kinen with others before. I guess sprints are Easy mode.

>>714478968
>people were surprised gold ship was still full of energy after retiring
He only ever used a fraction of his power

>>714495459
I am trying but now I have to compete in second to last race without any more training
But fuck it, BAKUSHIN can do it, she did before!

I don't know much about gacha

is it possible to pull a 3 star version of girls like nice nature or bakushin? or are they only available as 1 star and I have to grind them to 3?

>>714470595 (OP)
what did she mean by this?

>>714470595 (OP)
I will never play your game but your retarded white horse girl is the best girl, no questions asked.

IKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>714494978
>All I've seen is the race sections and it doesn't look like there's any interaction there
Incorrect, this section tests your faith in God

>>714489849
You can’t blow her because your forehead will hit her fat belly before your lips barely pass a quarter of the way

>>714495790
Alternate versions come out for them later. You'll have to wait.

https://gametora.com/umamusume/characters/104102-sakura-bakushin-o
https://gametora.com/umamusume/characters/106003-nice-nature
https://gametora.com/umamusume/characters/106002-nice-nature

Luckily we're going through the banners quickly so the wait wont be too long

>>714496001
And your girl. Don't forget that part. If anything it's the faith in your girl that matters more because even if God says she should lose, if you believe in your girl enough she'll even be able to resist the will of God and win when she's meant to lose.

I'm sorry, little one...

>>714495668
Show build onegai.
McQueen cucked my #1 spot.

>>714494785
Is it even possible to win this

>get new horse
>not enough money to raise her potential
>3x hard daily race gets me 20k/100k needed
What the FUCK is this economy?
Five days to level up once?

Alright what the fuck do I train for Golshi? Speed and then Stamina? Do Guts even do anything? From what I understand they help horsegirl if she runs out of Stamina, but that seems like something that can be fixed by training stamina instead

>>714496243
Gold ship is late/end runner so Speed, Power and Wit (to activate her skills).

>>714496223
Yes but with a lot of patience planning as well as Inspiration Sparks for Turf affinity since a G rank affinity multiplies your stats by 0.001x
A 1200 drops to a pitiful 1.2

>Finally get claw machine event while hanging out with Haru
>Claw pulls up a doll with 2 extras attached
>Get really excited for about half a second
>Then all three plushies proceed to fall right back into the abyss
>Career ends without me getting a second claw machine so I have to do it all again
>

>>714496243
Some wits too. And pray, that's the most important part.

>>714494978
Have you ever played Sonic Adventure and if so, are you familiar with the Chao Garden and specifically the racing game in it? If so, it's basically exactly that.

If not, essentially the game part is a raising sim. You make choices that impact the girls growth and stats. Their start growth as well as skills are impacted by your build and decisions and some RNG. The races have no direct player involvement but are instead where the girls stats come into play. The game will run a race and depending on factors, each racers stats and skills etc. the outcome will vary.

Your goal is to train the girls well so they do well in races.

>>714496237
I see horse Level up and Star ranks ups as a more long-term thing, you also need the banners from specific races and shoes.
What you can do quicker is Level up your cards, and those have a big effect too.

>>714496179
I set her as either Pace Chaser or Front, and ran only sprints for the fan gatherings.

>>714496384
Well power seems to be trainable at needed amounts when speed is

>>714496243
Power for End. A lot of power.

>>714494326
It's genetic. Horses were man's first love

>>714495203
Are these an all time thing or just for beginners?

need support card tier list

>>714496243
People aren't lying when some of it comes to just praying. She can lose a race at 16th place and make it to like 2nd with a reroll

>>714496689
All time

>>714494978
japanese salaryman inputs data and watches the results

>>714495068
Ryo and Goldship is such an odd but cool crossover

>>714490262
>What is wrong with this horse?
Horses are like this.

Sweaty Fuji Kiseki tits

>>714494978
oregon trail but with horse girls

>>714470595 (OP)
>Why is Gold ship like this?
It's a reference to Gold Ship always tossing his riders off after a race.

>>714496747
nice

>>714494978
Darkest Dungeon with horse daughters

>>714496692
>>714496692
>>714496692
>>714496692
help

>>714497109

who got that oguri gif

>>714497214
>Haru Urara
>SS

>>714497214
Much appreciated.

>>714497214
those devs have the worst taste ever
good i dropped this slop

>>714497109
>https://gamewith.jp/uma-musume/article/show/258925
the reddit list is trash

>>714497412
Sure but a lot of these aren't even in the Global version so it's quite useless

Vodka's career has some nice heart to heart moments.

>>714497475
the reddit one thinks fine motion is good when it's only good when certain career modes and int-centric umas come out. Also note how biko pegasus and bakushin are higher than fine motion? Maybe it's because they're speed cards and are actually useful?

I didn't have anything special for the onsen trip, now granted I was skipping shit, but do you get in the bath with your uma if you play a girl trainer?

>>714497214
I guess I need to save Friend Point for Haru Urara. A shame my friend doesn't have the time to play it so my FP will raise really slowly.

>>714470595 (OP)
>>714470595 (OP)
I've never played a gacha in my life, seeing the amount of mechanics and menus and weird shit I see why, this shit looks so complicated. Also I spent almost all my carats trying to get Tachyon like a retard (she cute) and now I won't be able to get better cards (I heard there is an insane one coming).

Where's the porn?

>everyone keep talking how McQueen has the hardest Career to clear
>got one from my SSR guaranteed card
>she got a near perfect run in my first playthrough
Her ability is stupidly broken.

>>714498356
Over there, follow me

>>714498356
OI TEME

If it was all 5 I would have gambled it

MEJJIRO MACKUWEEEENU

>>714497735
I saw a lot of onsen screenshots in /uma/ but I have no idea how to actually get them.

>>714498148
I'd recommend you delete your data and re-roll until you just get Tachyon on your first 10 rolls, and spend the rest of the points on support cards. Tachyon is a 1 star so she should be easier to get compared to others, you just had bad luck. Support cards are more important long-term. Try to have 1 from SS or S in this tier list and a couple of A's.
>>714497214

>>714497214
>haru urara SS
>look at card ingame
>no skill
>support effects mainly increases guts and standard race fan and stat gain bonuses
>only thing maybe decent is the event endurance recovery skill when surrounded
what am i missing?

>>714497214
wtf I thought gold ship was the lebron of this game

Taking your horsy for a walk.

>>714498787
Those are the cards though.
Trainees and support cards are two separate things, Goldship is actually a pretty good late/end surger.

>>714498787
Yeah, it fit Lebron fucking sucks at supporting just like Gold Ship.

Why does she bully Rice Shower so much

>>714499061
Knowing this game, they probably breed irl

>>714499061

I can't get past fucking bronze...

>>714499061

take something, add anime tiddies, sell hot cakes

>>714499209
Let's consult the chart.

>>714499061
There's a line she says to her in either hers or Rice's career, "But I didn't do anything" and I'm inclined to agree

>>714499289
>rudolph is teio's father
This is cute as a shit, just saw a scene of them drinking coffee in the home screen

>>714498786
Check the events. She's moral support

>>714499289
just look at that village bicycle

>>714499289
>All those lines with MATED towards Mejiro Dober
Is she the bicycle of the Uma world?

>Meek and Kiryuin trying to talk shit to me before the Ura Finale

>>714499289
Holy shit Dober is a slut.

>>714499289
>King Halo is Kawakami Princess' father
I see what they did there.

>>714497735
you get the ticket from the raffle but you need to win the URA finals to actually get the event

>>714499289
>Mejiro Dober getting breed by 5 umas
this actually needs a doujinshi

>>714499885
I see, thank you for the info

BAKUSHIN

>>714499885
>Need to get lucky with the raffle AND win
Talk about working hard for the reward.

>>714499289
Suzuka died before he can breed with Dober.

>>714498746
I hadn't even considered that I could delete my data and reroll again. Honestly outside of the long ass tutorial I hadn't done much, only some rolls and uncap/levelups. I do have some cards is just that I think most of them are on the worse end. I would like to show my cards but fucking 4chins keeps saying that uploading files from my IP range got blocked.

no no no no no no no

>>714470595 (OP)
>umamusume
>horse daughter
i don't know what i expected

>>714497214
So how long until Kitasan?

>>714500248
I've gotten this message for horses that finished the game with an A rank.

>>714500167
You can delete the data from the title screen in the bottom right. You can also set up a Link Data Password for your current Trainer ID and you can re-load them again later in case you think you might not get better than what you have now.
Tutorial should also be skippable now I think and the whole process takes a couple of minutes. Most people I know spent at least 30 minutes re-rolling if not an hour.

>>714500280
>Start game wanting to breed horse girls
>End up feeling responsible for their losses because you didn't train them well enough.
It's just like this one doujin I saw once, dude summons a bunch of little girls because he's a lolicon but in the end just treats them like daughters...

>>714500248
>>714500248
never trust this green bitch

why would I do pace strategy as a sprinter over front? my bitch always gets stuck in the pack as a pacer

>>714500596
A true umadol

Why does Nice Nature hate herself

>>714500371
>>714500625
peace peace

>>714499289
Tachyon has a taste for the loli umas

>>714500473
Thanks lad, I don't know if I'm understanding the Link Data thing, is it that I can save my account and recover it if rerolls are bad? Also shouldn't I wait to do the rerolls for the week when kitasan black gets active though? I heard that card is insane

>>714500763
Her nice nature makes her too self-aware.

>>714500841
Hell yeah

>>714500930
Nice Nature's nature is... Nice?!?!

Anyone rolled for Mihono Bourbon? Any tips on what I can do? She's fucking hard as balls to win with, Arima Kinen is goddamn bullshit. I can easily win with Haru Urara and even Rice Shower and this is way fucking harder. Should I run Bakushin or some other trainees first for better inheritance skills?

>>714500663
Because it's more kino playstyle. The further back your Uma are the kinoer their win will be.

Anyone rolled for Mihono Bourbon? Any tips on what I can do? She's fucking hard as balls to win with, Arima Kinen is goddamn bullshit. I can easily win with Haru Urara and even Rice Shower and this is way fucking harder. Should I run Bakushin or some other trainees first for better inheritance skills?

>>714500763
Low self confidence due to always coming in 3rd

I always fall for country gals, when is her banner

What a fucking bitch to train, but at least we can have sex now.

>>714500663
I don't know man, winning by a huge margin and a neck and neck finish are both kino depending on your mood
https://x.com/Dreamboum/status/1941137455677354369

>>714500907
>is it that I can save my account and recover it if rerolls are bad?
Pretty much.
> Also shouldn't I wait to do the rerolls for the week when kitasan black gets active though? I heard that card is insane
I guess, but that's gonna be like 2 weeks away. Also re-rolling until you get 1 specific card could take longer than just re-rolling until you get any random S card from the tier list and just settling for that.
If you're not in a rush to play, you could technically wait. If you play now you'll get login bonuses and I guess the Special Week support card from the current event. (I'm not sure if that's going to disappear later, someone else should chip in for that.)

>>714501080
Arima Kinen is like 2500m right, I think front runners have trouble in this kind of distance but not sure.

Does it matter which region I pick? I don't wanna be stuck with all the other monkeys on my third world country.

>>714501080
use 4 Speed cards. 1 Stamina and 1 Power.

>>714470595 (OP)
Tell me. Is that game has any gameplay or it's just typical gatcha game with just clicking shit?

Will Happy Meek stay as an NPC? I want to breed her.

>>714501435
she fucking kicked ass at 3000+m races before the Arima Kinen but that grey jackass McQueen keeps stealing the lead

>>714501475
It does if you ever want to connect to the server off your favela antenna

>>714501435
Bourbon is an endurance front runner, she's basically built for this.

I have done 14 straight hours of trying to get the support mission where you need 5 in one session and haven't come close.
I've done 9 different card loadouts. Nothing has worked.
I'm stopping because I have used too many stamina carrots. I guess I just don't get a random SSR.

>30 FPS
Dropped

>>714501651
*gulp!!* United States it is! I am American, just like you! God bless the allegiance flag, and god bless the USA!!

>>714501604
She is an OC and not based on irl horse, so probably not.

>>714501593
It has more gameplay than balatro

>>714474023
Why is she standing next to a tapir

>>714501604
>I want to breed her
Her female trainer will find a way

>>714501801
Apparently a real horse was named Happy Meek inspired by her.

>>714501798
If you were in the US then they would have put US on the top of the list. Or at least that's what it did for me.

>>714501758
Try with haru urara, she gets a lot of free turns, also good for the claw machine

>>714501079
Special needs may be retarded, but watching her ability activate and seeing her smoke everyone in the last 200m by 3 leagues is kino

>>714501905
Wait no, that's the opposite, the laws of nature

>>714501983
Wait until you get Oguri, the king of teleporting retards

I have 4 SSRs can I play the game now?

>>714501758
Have you tried the cards with a "Specialty Priority" trait? It gets you more consistency when training, aka Power cards will appear in Power training more often.

>>714501758
Check which cards have the skill that makes their preferred training appear more often, then try to level up your other cards in the same category and fill all six slots with those.
Haru is good for this one if you have Speed cards, just make her Front runner and just spam Speed training, you can finish URA finals like this too.

Is it demeaning to women to personify them as horses and put them in very horse-like situations such as lining up at a starter gate?

I take it for sprint and mile races I want to focus more on speed, power and guts?

>>714502102
Nigga go blind, have some fun

>>714500763
Inferiority complex because all her peers at horse school are insanely talented racers
It's like when a "genius" kid goes off to university and is suddenly surrounded by people who are smarter than them, so they don't get to feel special anymore

>>714502286
Yes, but I would give more priority to Wit instead of guts, that way you can just spam your skills more often.

>>714502092
It always feels good to see her surge forward.

>>714502405
thanks anon

GIGANTIC MAYANO
>she dad zones me in the onsen cutscene
i still love her

>>714474023
>>714480662
>>714483234
>>714484209
God why cant this be canon...
Along with them having an actual track runner physique

>>714501080
I'd recommend 4 speed 1 stam 1 wit support card deck. Go ham on speed and she shouldn't get challenged on the lead like all front runners.
Power comes naturally from speed training and making use of her stam growth from time to time should help her sustain medium tracks.

>>714502102
Just borrow a Super Creek and that's a decent full SSR support deck. 4 speed+1 power+1 stamina can be used for most Uma.

>>714501523
I have those already (surprisingly) but with a Fine Motion guest card instead of another speed card. I'd use the event card but I don't have one yet.

holy shit BA is so fucking boring I'm coming back to horse girls

>>714502447
How do I get the red coat for my condor?

how do i hors

>>714499737
ehh idk i don't think getting some mood from events is worth the opportunity cost of having other trainers with more useful stats or skills

>>714488272
I definitely feel retarded. The only Finale I won was Haru's. My Golshi run was consistent 1st place wins over and over but she kept losing semi finals.

>>714502771
Upgrade her into a three star and she will get her proper racing outfit, all low rarity got one when they become a three star.

>>714501415
Thanks mate, I'll consider it. In all honesty I don't think I wanna be that much of a tryhard minmaxing everything, I'm not that interested on the pvp aspect where im guessing all those op cards really matter, I just wanna win careers.

>>714502518
400 stamina + Swinging Maestro should be enough for the Arima Kinen, right? That fatso Tazuna didn't even tell me why I lost, just a "hurr durr that was so close teehee".

Does anything increase the chances of the 2 person onset trip? Or is that pure RNG?

Just installed, should I reroll?

>>714502243
There’s a funny scene in the anime from the real life situation where McQueen refused to enter the gate. So they show an handler forcing her in

>>714501415
>Special Week support card
Being able to get 1 of the best supports in the game fully capped guaranteed for free is honestly pretty insane. I don't have any meta cards and she carried me insanely hard.

Tranime

>>714470595 (OP)
Ambidexterous rem

>>714503213
Gay sex horse

Failing the claw machine makes me feel so bad I wish I could end the run on the spot.

What if you take Umas and put on them a game with kart racing mechanics

>>714503163
looks pretty good.

>>714503163
Uh hell no? That's a good ass start. Level up taishin and flash and you've got a good enough deck to make A tiers.

>>714503234
how many runs does it take to complete the stupid roulette shit?

>>714503421
Lesbian titty horse

>>714503478
They run faster than the karts so itd be stupid like sonic in a car in the sega racing game again

can you fuck up a horse while training it? i worried about giving it a wrong skill and losing out on like 140 skill points.

>>714503428
I only did once, but I understand completely, someone tell me how to save scum

>>714503530
I got the full cap in under a week

Talk me out of rolling for Biwa Hayahide when she comes out. Best girl so far

>>714503590
Yes

>>714503491
>>714503526
Should I uncap my SR cards?

>>714503558

Saw this on twitter, any uma experts can tell me who is the bell-bottoms?

>>714503749
There is no penalty to always uncapping.

>>714502826
It's the heals nigga. You're not supposed to let the horses rest, ever.

>>714503035
Ideally yes, but I've heard that skills always have a chance to not activate. Also I'm guessing the last spurt wasn't helped by the low guts as well but I don't find the stats too out of place I'd just lower the power a bit. RNG is always here to screw up your run I guess.

>spend half an hour getting to the last race
>lose
its like I'm really playing bloons

>>714503590
Remember the skills with things in parentheses like (Pace Chaser) only apply if you use that running style. The game first checks if your uma meets the requirements to activate, and then rolls for it based on your wit. The skill won't do anything if you don't match up with it

>>714502771
How to get star shards:

1- Daily races or Team races can activate sales, those sales will have a few shards every time, you can buy them with Monie.

2- Daily legend races, restricted pool (those are not in-game at the moment, but funnily enough Condor will be the first one soon, so don't forget to fight her)

3- Drop from races during training, events

4- Friendship shop, rare events

5- Normal shop will have some options to get shards like trading your trophies.

6- Finally, when you get dupes you'll get shards AND trophies. Not the most cost-effective way but werks.

>>714503870
Mr Cock and Ball Torture

Why is anime so LGBT?

>>714501820
so it's worse than balatro by a notable margin

I have literally no idea what I'm doing, I'm just playing the event and training speed, stamina, and power in it. How vital of a resource are the clocks? Because I used one and my girl went from 13th to 2nd and I don't know what's causing that inconsistency.
Am I supposed to level up my support cards before this?

>>714503579
So what you're saying is it'd either be an uma version of Sonic R or Sonic Rivals.
I LIKE IT

>>714503954
This is a life and death situation

>>714503806
>referencing the ability for Fuji to absolutely smoke everyone other horse he competed against
Wasn’t it really early on in his career that he got fucked up by injuries?

>>714503890
what in the goddamn fuck why do I have 500 power I didn't even notice that until you pointed it out
I think I was a bit too hung up with maxing out all friendships so maybe I'll ease up on that in my next run and go raw speed lesson if I have to

Does guts affect last stretch skills? I have spectacularly fucked up if so because I keep slapping those skills on whenever I see them

>>714503806
>anime about running
>running animation has 3 frames

Yeah, after seeing JP's current tier in stats (god forbids them from using U as a tier), I might drop the game soon. Unless Kitasan Black is gonna save my ass from speed

>>714503887
I guess I rolled okay then since I could uncap those two cards, one to max

>>714503806
She's so cool. I'm just waiting on her release to really get properly into the game because I can't gacha if I don't have a character I care about.
>>714504136
It was a tendon injury like most horses, after only four races.
But really it should be that she got a back injury from carrying those cans

>>714503870
Mr C.B

>>714504182
they're just going to add more campaigns that lets you get more stats so everyone's buffed across the board

>>714503806
This animation is pretty good

>>714493960
post stats

>>714493960
She was euthanized after tripping in a race by the way.

>>714504182
JHow the fuck?

>>714503870
God I love fat bitches

Just failed 2 summer trainings in a row, bad mood, and a debuff, when do I get to kill myself in game for being a bad trainer

>>714504487
NIGGA LET HER REST.

>>714504275
You've saved my life, I will spend real life money

>>714504179
That's how you show speed. If you add more in between frames, they'll look slower.
The shot where they're running away from the camera at the beginning and the shot at 0:14 look terrible, however. Looks like they're ice skating.

mogged by horse pussy

>>714490262

>>714504896
>BA
>P5X
What went so wrong?

How the hell do I turn off the vocal songs in the main menu? Some retard keeps yelling bag sheen bag sheen

>>714504067
- Check your uma stats and how much % they gain from an specific stat, then choose your cards based on this. Also which type of position and distance they like
- Very first turn only focus on raising bonds with the most people, doesn't matter where they are.
- Orange meter means you can get rainbows.
- After your first race, keep focusing on making them orange as fast as possible
- If you get a rainbow proc try to prioritize this, however meassure how fast the other bonds are going and decide.

You are basically chasing the rainbow procs the entire run.

>>714504896
Umamusume would be better if it had a HorseGirl Slammer as an antagonist.

>>714503234
> fully capped
am i missing something? i only see 3 copies of her card in the event

>>714504980
Nothing. Umamusume is one of the best franchises ever made e

>>714504317
Stats are kinda garbo looking at other people's screenshots and I'm not really sure how get those up, but I am just starting out so I reckon I'll have better inheritance options later on

>FINALLY finished rerolling after a week
>have no idea what to do now

>>714502509
>God why cant this be canon..
Which way?

>>714504896
>yet another ATH
these horses are too strong

>>714504167
>Does guts affect last stretch skills?
I don't think so, pretty sure only WIT affects skills.
Guts is only useful for the last spurt and you don't want more than 300 during URA races.
Keep an eye on the growth rate of your uma's stats, Bourbon has +20% on stam gain so it's easier to train stam on her. She also has +10% on power but it's not needed for front runners. Power training also gives stam as secondary stats so you are being counter productive when selecting power training on her. She should gain power passively from speed training and guts passively from stamina training imo (just a little).

>>714504182
This Mayano Top Gun halloween outfit is so cute.

>>714505310
>rerollers when they actually have to play the game

>>714505237
>but I am just starting out
>>already has a higher rating uma than anything i have
>>cleared rice shower's career when i've failed it six times
k

>>714490147
>>714490780

That's Arknights

>>714504986
If you click the jukebox on the right screen there is an option to turn off other trainers requests. From there you can also pick songs yourself or just select none.

Is this game actually fun, not just fun (for a gacha)?
Would I have more fun going down to track and betting on real horses?

>>714504986
BAKU BAKU BAKUSHIN (x1000)

>>714504896
It doesn't count my phone, so you can add one for me

>>714497214
What's the advantage with Marvelous? I have her but I don't use her.

>>714505542
There is literally nothing more fun than gambling

>>714505542
its just fun(for a gacha)

>>714479090
I hate this pink retard

Which of the two front-runner SSRs should I use my ticket on?

>>714505542
The idol shit is fun, the rougelike 3y training becomes fun when you understand it. But i think min-max stats is the worst burden, is pure low rng

>>714505310
It took me 3 hours bro, did you want a super specific build like 3 Creeks and 2 Fine Motions.

>>714505782
i wish i used mine on silence suzuka
rice shower SUCKS

>>714474023
>>714480662
>>714483234
>>714484209
>>714488549
>>714495130
>>714495828
This is the correct size for horse girls.

>>714499289
So that's where her speed comes from.

>Uma Musume leaves a Notification on my Phone
>Doesn't say anything, doesn't seem to coincide with daily login or anything
>Just a Carrot emblem popup saying hey you haven't opened the game in a while

>>714505429
You can do it bro

>>714499904
>>714499289
Why is she such a slut?

>>714499289
Wtf? Director is a horse too?

>>714505872
Rice Shower is one of the best girls in the franchise, if you were a good trainer you would make her god-tier.

>>714506195
have you cleared her career?

kimi no aiba ga

>>714505872
Silence Suzuka is easy mode

>>714490262
hes just horsing around

>>714506186
How dumb are you to not make the connection?

>>714499773
Horse pussy is just that strong

>>714496437
Literally just hang out with her, you're guaranteed to get it and she has no races besides her debut.
You can get the claw machine goal cleared in 10 mintues.
No training, Karaoke only.

Does Rice Shower calls you "Onee-sama" instead of "Onii-sama" if your trainer is female?

>>714506090
She acts stoic because she knows she gets passed around the academy dorm like an onahole

>>714506186
She's theorized to be a horse, she doesn't have a horse name but has references to a 70s horse iirc

>>714506053
its not happening. last time i tried, she lost after getting the Hot Springs ticket. she's cursed.

>>714506416
>do that fully intending to tank the run and drop out early
>get the crane mission done after almost 10 turns
>"eh might as well continue"
>win URA finals
Damn she's good

>>714488714
what stat spread did you use? I keep on getting my ass kicked once i get to 5/9

>>714506389
yet another reason i should have chosen her instead

Is there a general with a guide I can follow?

>>714489497
>"Remember, no horseplay."

is this a threat

>>714506472
I don't know, maybe?

I know there's an Uma that hates you if you are a male trainer while she likes you if you're a female trainer.
You can get her to like you in the late-game but it's a more fiery path.

>>714506848
yakuza are on their way
they have seen your search history

>>714506887
sheeeit

>>714504986
>Some retard keeps yelling bag sheen bag sheen
I am that retard

Who is your favorite uma and why is it Teio?

>>714505115
3 copies in the roulette
1 copy from reading the story
1 copy from event points (290k? don't remember off the top of my head)

Just rolled for the cowboy haffu horse? How do I build this patriotic winner?

>>714505776
Shut your bitch ass mouth Umamusume A

>>714504986
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WttUxO0EooA

>>714506416
>you're guaranteed to get it
Just did nothing but spam recreation and I reached the debut race without getting the claw machine.
I did discover that there's an entire story arc that happens if you Recreate a lot of times which I never notice because I always minmax training, but yeah I'm still spamming recreation as I type this. I'll probably try this with other characters to see their mini-story.

>>714507389
>1 copy from event points (290k?
oh shit, no way am i gonna be able to get that

>>714507471
The claw machine doesn't appear in junior year, you're just killing time until then, you don't need to win the debut so ignore it, Haru's first goal is 25 turns to complete which is long enough to reach classic year without winning a single event.

>>714507432
Can't hear you from the finish line, faguette

>>714507493
ID: 461680532537
Add this ID to your friend list to get a Max Level SSR Oguri.

Because of the current event using this card gives you +40% Event Points, for example I finished a career with 7k Event Points but it became 11k Event Points and unlocked a lot more stuff.

>>714500596
>don't get first place
>triple crown becomes impossible
>she's visibly depressed
>don't get first place again
>double crown also is gone
Almost closed the game. I let her down

>>714507410
>short/mile pace
stack speed cards and watch her go

>>714499289
>got passed around by every single brother in the sunday silence family

holy shit

Which campaign has been your favorite?
>loved taking Urara win the finale after the scripted loss
>loved super creek because she unabashedly wants to fuck you
>loving air groove even though I can get past the last third

>>714506887
I'll enjoy buckbreaking her.

>>714507678
uhh okay i guess

>finally got the onsen ticket and win ura finals
>it's a mejiro ryan playthrough

>>714507826
daiwa scarlet because she actually uses her fucking unique skill *stares at King Halo*

>>714507710
>double crown also is gone
I would've closed the game

>>714479090
I love this pink retard

>>714507710
>lose race
>see sad girl
>feel like i failed my daughter
>close game
i cant handle this shit man

>>714470760
God, shes is so hot without her retard ear helmet and ponytail

I can't use Super Creek support card, her trigger is too goddamn distracting
Super Creek? More like Super tits

>>714508170
this, I uninstalled
I just can't

>>714507624
Oh yeah thanks m8, finally got my 3 star random now.

>pic related
NOOOO I WANTED HER DAD INSTEAD

>>714508025
I feel you. I only got to the onsen once, with Vodka, on a shit run.

>>714508309
I tried training her in career but I failed, when she won a race and did her victory animation she made me cum on the spot.

>>714508418
>only got it once with rice shower
didn't matter how bad i wanted it, the run was doomed from the start

>>714508309
She sounds and acts like she'd suck you dry for free.

>>714508654
its not for free, its for a promise of future commitment

>>714470595 (OP)
i am of the opinion that most FGs would not give a hurtbox to her left hand during this attack

SUZUKA YOU FUCK YOU RESTED THREE SEPARATE TIMES AND ONLY GAINED 30 ENERGY ON ALL OF THEM AND YOU GOT NIGHT OWL AND MOOD DOWN IM GOING TO KILL YOU

>>714508378
I choose Teio as my first SSR ticket, then got Rudolf in a random pull, then got Maruzensky in another random pull.
So basically I have dad, mom and their daughter.

>>714508025
>comes in first 10 pull
>hot springs first run
Only time I've got it. This is one lucky robo

>>714508740
Puzzles are fun!

Uhh, that Gentildonna woman with the nice attitude and sexy feet.

How do I get her?

>>714508829
She is ~3.5 years from release, and as a bonus she doesn't get added to standard, iirc. Better get saving.

>>714508740
>>714508819
FOUR TIMES GO TO BED HOLY SHIT

>>714508654
Free? She’d rape you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4-iB8zw9l8

>>714508654
The payment is calling her mommy, actually.

How long until this one comes to global?

Why can't the game just tell me what stats each dialogue choice will give me

>>714508829
>gentildonna
Is that huge female horse which goldship was afraid of?

>>714509261
because otherwise the game would be too easy! *throws another Mood Down event at you*

>>714509559
deserved for not showing up to speed training three times in a row

Would this skill even work on a front runner like suzuka? Isnt her entire style her already having broken out of the pack from the start right

>>714509683
>35% off
i'd still take it if you have no other options. that skill activated a fuck-ton on my bakushin career even though she was a front runner. dunno how much it helped, though.

When is the Arknights collab?

>>714509683
It'd help if she gets overtaken for whatever reason but there's better options for her like front runner specific skills.

>>714508829
she will accidentally kill you with a handshake

>>714503952
So who wins each of these matchups?
I think El condor can beat Pasa no problem.

>>714509938
Please tourniquet my penis!

>>714509832
Right after the nikke collab

>>714510005

>>714509683
absolutely, sometimes you get overtaken and blocked by other rushed umas

>>714507826
1st Bakushin, Taiki Shuttle, Mayano Top Gun and Oguri I had the overall best time with.
I lost the triple crown with Teio but she still turned out to be very close to A.
I would've enjoyed Opera the most if the RNG didn't screw me over. Bad friend placement, average sparks, wasted summers, twice failed exercise, the fucking spring rain. Still somehow won almost all of her races, almost got the double triple crown and would've gotten it if the game didn't decide to overrush her and fail to trigger her skills despite 400+ WIT FUCK WHY CAN'T I RELOAD ANY RACE I WANT. But in the end she turned out pretty good anyway, a true Overlord.
Nice Nature hit me right in the kokoro, the early game was a bloodbath, she kept getting 2-4 place and in the end got 4th at the URA finale. In the normal ending she just tells you she accepted always being third and it would be better if I simply curbed my expectations... and then it just ends... fuck...

>~300 more power than everyone else
>YOUR TRAINEE HAD TROUBLE BREAKING OUT FROM TRAFFIC MORE POWER COULD HELP WITH THAT
gorrud shippo is FUCKING WORTHLESS

>>714507826
>scripted loss
I think there's no scripted loss, they just throw a giant curveball but you can still win.

>>714510390
late/end surger can't rely on Power alone (although having Power certainly helps).

>>714510390
That’s the power of gachaGod rng baby

>>714507432
She's so cute

>>714510390

>>714510538
I don't think it's scripted either it's more that she doesn't go for the stats she needs for her last race whatsoever so she's super under-qualified if you're building her normally.

>>714510390
>1000 speed
>More speed could help!
green devil just spouts bullshit

>Suicide reference out of nowhere
what the fuck bros

>>714510808
help her out with an assist!

>>714510196
Oh come on, guy, it's a "don't dead open inside" or "imagine being at computers" gag. Fucking skeletons never get my jokes.

Mayano Top Cun? Yeah my female trainer fucked her. What now? Gonna cry Tom?

>>714510880
El Condor vs Pasa? Who's Pasa?

>>714510390
I guess thats where the positioning skills comes in handy and maybe vision skills idk

>>714510808
i can save her...

>>714510808
you better work hard trainer, or she's going to kill herself

>>714510808
reminder rice shower irl was seen as a villain who ruined other horses chances at double/triple crowns
only after he was euthanized from breaking both front legs did people see the error of their ways
treat uma rice shower nicely, a hero deserves a good treatment

>>714511061
in-game rice shower is a villain who wastes my time

Can someone share their ID so I can get some good cards? I have nothing good plz.

>make front runner
>only care about speed and wit to maintain a lead
>easy to pump and manage
>late/end wants every stat at absurd values

how did they make a girl as perfect as goldship? I NEED a retarded randumb wife

>get The Emperor from random 3* ticket
>put her into career
>get The GOAT on first run
Damn this horse is mighty

>+3 carats from pvp chest
Thank you for ruining my carat counts devs.

>>714511061
The Japanese mind cannot comprehend an underdog

>king halo career is all miles
>last goal is win a medium
THE FUCK

Chat, is this real?

I know Biwa is next week but what day exactly I need my megane uma

>>714511228
Try this >>714507678

can people steal my account if i only play through steam and haven't linked my data?

>>714511228
1- Go to the home screen and click the bulletin board, then enter the official discord
2- Just scroll or use the search bar to find what you want.

You don't even need to talk to people.

>>714511443
>therefore I bakushin

>>714511501
>>714511542
Thanks!

>>714510808
She's just like me fr

>>714511443
Bourbongrok here, this is a fabricated image. Sakura Bakushin O does not think.

>>714511360
Have you never heard of shounen?

When can I get my bratty witch horse with a brat correction mechanic?

>>714511443
It's a scary concept.

have they allowed umamusume porns yet?

>>714511360
They acknowledge Urara but she never won at all, so Japs unironically bet on her to lose.

I need Tousen Jordan.

>>714512024
What the fuck is this nightmare

>>714512034
My Bakushin is acting weird.

its so bricked... how do i cure my wife...

>>714511925
A lot of shounen protags are destined to win, or have latent insane powers that just need a training montage to come out. Everyone’s rooting for them.

In this instance, Bourbon was the shounen protag, Rice was the TRUE underdog

>>714512121
I had lewd thoughts about Rice Shower and got beaten up by my suspiciously Japanese looking delivery driver so no.

Is affinity that impactful for legacy?

>>714512359
Rice was the anticlimactic heel and a jobber.

>>714512357
Your wife is fat, and that's a good thing!

literally who?

Do any of the girls fight or assault eachother over petty drama in the game or anime?

>>714512441
It determines how much you start with. You can still unlock the rest when receiving inspiration from the statue.

>>714512357
I've got a perfect training routine for her, but it may result in unforseen consequences.

is this game p2w?
wasnt it a gacha game?

>>714512734
yes
yes

>>714512331
Umaegaki...

>>714512641
That's lewd. She basically just showed you her vagina.

>>714491082
Yes.

>>714512705
>It determines how much you start with
not true at all. A double circle gave me zero (0) skills at the start and I had to wait for the second inspire to get them

>>714512641
She looks so vulnerable and defenceless.

>They don't know they're actually staring at a 400 pound naked guy right now

>>714512641
I hope she becomes playable down the line

>>714512906
'ick on 'orse

I literally don't want to play because losing is akin to dropping a nuclear bomb of sadness and negativity on your mood.

>>714512734
It's pay to not see your girl cry.

>>714513027
Then be a better trainer and never lose!

>>714512641
I'm pretty sure I saw her in a pack of mob horses that cockblocked me mid race.

>>714513027
it just makes the wins feel that much sweeter

>>714513027
I don't want to play because I used up all my clocks already and it feels bad to just stop a career after one loss.

>>714512696
Cinderella Gray has some jumpy girls, the movie has Tachyon as a mastermind, Season 2 has fate being a motherfucker, etc.
But in general this isn't quite a "petty drama" franchise.

>>714512363
>Jack off to Golshi's fat tits
>Have to change my identity and leave the country
Fucking umas.

>>714512641
I unironically hate mexicans. I know she's just larping but Jesus I fucking hate spics.

>>714513380
They should scissor I think

>>714513027
Losing the Arima Kinen is meh, the girls just chalk it up to getting more training and doing their best next time.
Meanwhile their disappointed expression when I fail to get a plushie from the claw game, now THAT'S a real knife in the heart.

>>714510975
This nobody. >>714512641

alright all my buddies are in on this so let me ask a question real quick: do i need to reroll for a specific horse or support cards? if so, what's the fastest way to do so?

>>714513286
>I used up all my clocks already
Jesus, how shit is your deck?

>>714513492
I've been spamming Rice trainings a lot and getting past some of her races is basically a coinflip if you're not optimal.

>>714513492
>I've been spamming Rice trainings
Understandable

>>714513469
Title Screen -> Bottom Right -> Delete Data -> Skip Tutorial -> Collect All Carrots -> Roll 3 times with 10x pulls for support cards until you have 1 card from S or SS from this list and around 2-3 A's. >>714497214
That's the minimum, you can try to bait for more if you have all day.
Once you have that, just roll once a 10x for horses as well, you get 2 SSRs for free, one random and one of your choosing, if you do all the event missions in the next 7 days.

Is lone wolf just a free boost? it's cheap and no one else ever has it

>need top 3 in february stakes for mission
>keep getting 4th or 5th place so I cant use a clock
free me

>>714513462
>the girls just chalk it up to getting more training and doing their best next time
That's just a cope anon, you still were a failure to them.

>>714511443
She is!

I would die for Nice Nature. I would kill for Nice Nature.

I didn't get any good support cards but I'm too attached to my account to restart...

my free SSR was useless winning ticket

>>714513720
Can you combine all that rice?

>>714514236
Don't worry, be happy

>>714492046
You have no rights, you are a slave to umas