Thread 715066019

Shower pretty derby

I was losing my mind last night when I lost my triple crown to her on bouron

more like dead shower

>>715066019 (OP)
my clocks? none.
my acupuncturist encounters? 2 and all failed.
my best achievement? 7th at Arima Kinen before URA.
my playtime? dozens of hours.
Mayano? I'm sorry.
my final judgement? fuck this grindfest of a game.

>>715066994
If you won the Ura Finale with Mayano, have any advice?

Bring me Special Week, Agnes Tachyon, El Condor Pasa, Rob Royce and Manhattan Café.

>For a race?

No.

>>715066994
Look up a guide or something holy shit. I have 3 different b+ and I started 5 days ago.

>>715066019 (OP)
HERO!

>>715067386
Sorry Dober, there's only Trainer today.

>>715067386
Goddamn yakuza cucking me out of a god tier doujin manifesting

>>715067218
my brother, I just wrote that I utterly failed to get to URA qualifiers even. my advice is to play another game. I'm a persistent motherfucker, but I see no margin of improvement no matter the strat I employ, it's all random

>>715066994
I won on my second day playing the game by following the way of Bakushin O!

>>715066994
next time try not being an autist and play something else than le ebin top gun memegirl

They're READY for DOBER.

duality

>>715067456
I did start 3 days ago as well and I got to URA finals 2nd place twice without knowing what to do at all, then I started playing Mayano.

>>715067456
He's a well known autist that refuses to train any other girl besides Mayano, this is why he loses, he has zero inheritance skills or sparks.

>>715067218
Speed and stamina you're front running
Get a gold heal
At least 400 wit.

>>715066019 (OP)
but I dont want to shower

>>715066994
my first mayano top gun career got 2nd at the URA finals lol

>Damn I hate mares, they're all shit-

>"Spe-Chan?"

>AAAAAAH I'M GONNA SIMPPPPP!

Why did Chud Week betray the path of the lone warrior, bwos?

>>715067531
lmao I skipped over the middle of your text thinking
>wow more than 10 Mayo careers, this guy is capable
Best of luck and just unga bunga on speed and stamina like I will latter

>>715067665
I wonder why they went with the shutters over her eyes design

>>715067665
smelly horse girls.

>>715066994
Dog I was getting B ranks on day 1
Level up your cards

>>715067643
I simply refuse to give up if I'm not content with the result, past umas did me fairly well so I didn't need to replay them
>>715067739
I tried every combo of that and didn't work, you probably need good legacies which I lack. No online guide for Mayano that I know of as well

I got a double SSR pull twice this event, both times it was fucking mihono bourbon.

>>715067815
there's no way he played all that time without levelling his support cards.....right?

>>715066994
Read the 150+ pages of distilled horse racing autism please. Mayano compete in like three 3000m+ races she need tons of stamina more than speed.

https://docs.google.com/document/u/0/d/11X2P7pLuh-k9E7PhRiD20nDX22rNWtCpC1S4IMx_8pQ

>>715066019 (OP)
Cute Shower

>LASER SENTRY
PISSDIVERS
OUR LOADOUTS GROW MORE AND MORE COMPLETE

SCYTHE
SICKLE
ORBITAL LASER
LASER CANNON
GUARD DOG ROVER
LASER SENTRY

ALL WE NEED NOW IS A LASER GRENADE FOR TRUE 100% PISSMAXING

I kinda wish they'd let non-race horses be a thing. Scarlet Bouquet (Daiwa Scarlet's mother RL) being an NPC would be pretty cute and inspire lots of fun art. Gold Ship's mother Point Break (also known for being insane) would also be funny.

>>715067960
Oh shit, sorry horse fuckers, I clicked the wrong tab.

>>715066994
anon I'm sorry to say this but I think you are literally retarded

>>715068012
why would they pay for the rights to use a horse and then not use her for anything besides being an NPC???

Is this game actually like a real game game? I have seen more gameplay discussion for it than any other gacha game by far

Where's the free roll...

The devs should add a Chao Garden like minigame, where you raise the claw machine girls you collect

>>715067960
>.

>>715068043
no problem bro
>>715068095
its a menu simulator. you don't interact with the races in any way.

>>715067902
I started prioritising Stam after a while and got better results, then plummeted back to E rank lol. Gold recovery skill always, and decent Wit
>>715068073
>hurr im good because i got B rank
try to win with Mayano and shit legacy then you can shit talk

>>715068087
To entertain me.

>>715066994
Strongest Uma player

>>715068151
I'm surprised there isn't a dorm feature, right now I think the chibi models only get used for loading screens and the jukebox

>>715068171
wait are you the guy who got upset when i showed you picrel because i used a B+ legacy? lmao

>>715068095
It plays like a football manager game, there's a roguelite campaign you do to get as much points as possible, then aim to win your races during said campaign for bonuses and breed your best horses into even better girls. Its anime girl eugenics and horse racing

>>715067887
Nope, I built the deck according to anything useful I found online, Super Creek, Fine Motion, Mejiro, Suzuka to name a few

>>715068095
It's a manager sim the only gameplay is just training your horse

>>715067737
whore pussy is just that good

>>715067765
tachyon is a sci-fantasy like name so her eyes look digital and futuristic

>>715068280
Do they get used for anything in the JP version?

>>715068171
You know you can borrow a legacy from a friend, right? Just to make sure. If your current friend doesn't have any good sparks I recommend searching on the official discord, there's a channel where they share their ID and what sparks and support card they have.

Why can't Japanese gacha devs be more like Korean devs and start a new event right after the old one ends?

>>715068297
nta please also show the main stats so I can make an idea of how to proceed with her

>>715068297
Not upset at all, I just pointed out how a high affinity B+ legacy could help a lot. Different conditions thus no replicability

>>715068087
An entire mechanic of the game is side characters supporting the runner

>>715067865
Anon she's literally in the new player's guide
https://docs.google.com/document/d/11X2P7pLuh-k9E7PhRiD20nDX22rNWtCpC1S4IMx_8pQ/edit?tab=t.0

Also what legacies are you using, I can borrow you at least a 2* speed spark for your Mayano. And no, you're not losing due to RNG, use you brain bro. Everyone is winning and climbing except you, being so focused on one character has set you back several days now.

>>715068425
Maybe they don't want to players to burn out?

>>715068280
Brother, your club?

>>715066994
Level up your Support cards and train some breedable parents first.

King Halo's story in the so far unreleased 2nd main story entry makes me cry

>>715068528
Yeah but now i dont even want to log in because there is nothing to do.

>>715067487
kino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSvYrLEzLEY

>>715068087
Ever heard of Montjeu?

>>715068584
Do the story

what's the in universe and the our universe lore reason why Mihono Bourbon is some cyborg gigaautist

Do recovery skill activated with wit or are they a separated thing?

guys im gonna do it im gonna buy the rookie starter packs and daily carat pack....

>>715068349
This. Mejiro Dober, Nishino Flower...

MARE CARETAKER! Another of your most scandalous hussies, please~!

>>715068674
IRL horse ran at the same speed in every race, literally robotically consistant, its like it wasn't a real horse but a machine dressed as a horse. That's what an anon told me anyway

Haru Urara's campaign is a touching one. She comes off as a one-note happy-go-lucky simpleton who doesn't care about winning or losing, but gradually we see that she really is just as human as any of us.

It cumulates in a poignant moment when she finally reaches her goal of participating in the Arima Kinen, but as the other racers on the track leave her behind, the always-joyful girl is struck by deep feelings of sadness and yearning. Some deep part of her has finally understood that everything she sees in front of her, that everyone else has, will forever be out of her reach. Haru breaks down in tears, fundamentally just too intellectually limited to comprehend the complex emotions swirling in her heart.

It made me consider the question - what would it be like to rape Haru Urara?

Does she know what rape is? Probably. Whispered warnings from the other Umas, cautioning girls to be wary of those who would take advantage. She probably knows, but her stunted mind doesn't truly understand. Not yet.

She might hesitate, something deep in her subconscious trying to scream up at her, but unable to pierce the fog of her dim mind. Another forceful word from you, and the moment passes. She knows that there are a lot of things in this world that she doesn't get - but that's okay, because this world is also filled with great people who will always help!

>I-I'm scared, trainer-san
>Trainer-san is my friend... he can't be hurting me...
>I-it feels good... so why am I crying?

For a normal human, the dichotomy of feelings is resolvable, but for someone as retarded as Haru Urara? Might as well be a brick wall. The event would be seared into her memory in the way that only trauma can be. Probably the only thing she *can* remember.

She'd wonder why racing isn't so fun, the colors aren't so bright anymore. And someday, in the end, maybe she would finally understand. But it wouldn't matter. Everyone only loved her for her joy. Without that? Just another broken one for the pile.

>>715068718
>daily carat pack
isn't even paid carats you only get like 30% of them as paid

So Gold Ship is basically asian Deadpool, yes?

All the male horses should have been cute femboys.

>>715068708
everything activates with wit, despite what retards here claim, its one of the most important stats. See the bottom table of this image.

>>715068502
I will borrow then
Anyway this is not a guide, it just says to unlock her potential kek, not very helpful for a career

I want to win with Gold Ship. How do I train her?

>only managed to breed a good horse for the legendary races after the last one left
shit sucks man

>>715068674
There's a few reasons.

>Mihono Bourbon’s pedigree suggested a short/mile/speed aptitude but his trainer, Toyama Tameo, wanted to lengthen his distance range and started doing hardcore Sparta training on him.
>In contrast to regular horses, who would probably not be able to handle more than one slope training session a day, Mihono Bourbon managed to handle four of them a day with ease (and even five at one point), making people wonder if he was actually a real horse.
>Despite all the controversial Sparta training he was put through, he was obedient and complied with all this.
>This led to a lot of RL nicknames
>Cyborg: For the above reasons.
>Incline Prodigy: Good on hills/slopes.
>Precise Machinery: He is able to run at about the same pace from start to finish.
>The Winds of Sparta: His JRA catchphrase.
>The Chestnut Super Express: Because of his chestnut coloured hair.

Rice Shower's model stands so weird. Like she shit her herself but is too shy to run to the restroom.

>>715068983
never seen that fan art of tachyon laughing when she made a kaiju sized uma?

>>715069069
Maybe she did? Judgemental asshole

>>715068820
Oh they are wtf that's lame...

>>715069069
Literally me then

>>715066019 (OP)
she can give me a golden shower

I'm going to watch every Mayano career online to see how they did it and what is required. I will beat URA Finals with her

>>715068940
Post Mayano's parents.

>The fathers of the umas are their mom's trainers
Ughhhhhh.......do i really have to? Can't i just cum in a bucket and let science do its thing or must i do it?

>>715069226
letting other men train your girl? shameful. Figure it out together.

>>715068958
Wait the legend races are limited time? Fuck me

>>715069156
Welcome to Cygames. They do this in every single one of their games.

>>715069069
"Rice, go to the bathroom"
"Nuh nah yet"

I just watched Rice's episode in the anime and have decided to voucher her.

>>715069226
holy cuckoldry

>>715069342
LOL

Bricked 4 life

>>715068428
i used all 4 running styles if you can believe it. End Closer for the Long races early on in her career, then eventually built her as a Pace Chaser. Front Runner feels like bait since she runs so many long races.

just a few more days until I can afford Urara's card...

>>715069326
you don't have a choice

>>715068718
i was happy with the trainee starter pack but i regret buying the support card starter pack

>>715069251
Furthest I got

>>715069342
>>715069424
Nah apparently you can replay them on the JP servers recently, atleast you can get those trophys you may have missed

>>715068983
>He didn't know

No free scout today? Dead game

WTF is this useless piece of shit card?

>>715069018
>The Winds of Sparta
Can we get a muscular warrior horse next? If she's tanned even better

>>715069607
Kris Symboli S already exists.

>>715069606
one of the most poowerful friendship supports?

>>715069558
Well if they are replayable(or at least will eventually rotate) then I don’t feel too bad missing it

>>715069326
You're going to breed your uma whether you like it or not.
You will never have sex with human women again.

These are my horses so far.

>>715069430
How do you progress the stat increase? Always keep that ratio or prioritise stamina then catch up with speed later?
I tried front and pace, for long races pace and medium front worked best usually

Skibidi Rizz

>>715069765
>golden frame
Whale detected?!

>losing all your momentum by not speeding up content release
AHHH THE PLAYER NUMBERS ARE PLUMMETING blue archive already reached 10k reviews on steam umasisters what do we do!?

JPbros… you eat the umas?

/v/ros, I don't want this game to show up on my steam record, I can't have my friends know I play this game

>>715069876
Horse meat is yummy

>>715069430
>stamina over speed
interesting, I doubt I can reach your numbers, as in power and wit over 400, but I will take into account your stats, very much thanks!

>>715069876
I would eat horse meat.

>>715069882
Get better friends

>>715069882
just play it off as the cool new thing every normalfag has been shilling it

>>715069326
>he isn't imagining the happy life with his Uma after the career story
You sicken me, now if you'll excuse me I need to polish the bolo tie Taiki gave me for my birthday

>>715069824
depends where the Rainbow trainings show up honestly. i don't have any ratios or rules set up, sorry.
a lot of her speed came from spark inheritance. i probably should've used a 2nd Stamina support card.

The face Taiki Shuttle makes while nutting in Nishino Flower again (Seiun Sky has to watch from the corner).

>>715069882
you can hide games on steam now, retard-kun

>>715069876
field day for gurofags

>>715069948
I think Legacy matters way more. I saw plenty of winning Mayano but replicating them it's at least very hard and luck based unless your resources are the same. Take this for example and compare it to that anon's pic

>>715069948
yeah she just runs so many long races, i always felt lacking in stamina

>>715068983
they posted this on the official channel

>>715070003
I agree, it's not that strict and punishing usually. I chalk it up to having big stats, because no optimal spread will save a shit legacy

>>715069876
It's pretty normal in some first world countries like France.

>>715069704
The fuck is that? I need more fucking skills and stats.

>>715070220
yuck, that is fucked up, i would love to try some

>>715066019 (OP)
First person camera view when?

>>715069876
To be fair, they've eaten us too in the past.

>>715070172
is she a 3star

>>715070220
>France
>first world
Maybe 50 years ago.

>>715070327
her swimsuit alt is

>>715069528
Anyone willing to share their horses to this kind Mayano anon that has shit legacies?

I can share mine but its just a 2* speed spark uma, with a parent that also has a 2* speed spark.

I think for Mayano a Long or stamina spark would be better no?

>>715070220
haru noooo

>>715070326
>take horse to antartica
>get eaten by horse

>>715070327
1 star

>>715068674
The in universe reason is her dad let her watch too much G○ndam as a kid.
Not even kidding.

>>715070394
They already told me to get better legacies and it's probably the only way to go. I was just curious if anyone managed to win with a barebones setup

should i use my make debut ticket?

>>715070564
The best way to get better legacies is to borrow one (1) legacy so it helps you improve your entire genepool. This is what IRL Japan did, they imported american horses.

I don't understand sparks. I have a Teio with shit stats but 3 star Speed spark. When I do the legacy thing, auto never picks this horse. Am I just supposed to manually pick this horse every time? Does auto select just not pick the best horses for legacies?

how does horse meat taste like?

>>715070514
Based shame it was a slop saga and not a good one though

>>715070605
yeah it's a static pool

>>715070693
is this your first video game? auto-anything in any video game ever is a bad idea...

>>715070693
Auto sucks lol, don't do that.

>>715070220
Italy as well, I’ve had horse carbonara

>>715069701
Oh he'll yeah Rudolph already tickles my pickle and this one looks great too

>>715070693
Autoselect is a retard that's only useful when you have garbage
It will never pick the right sparks or skills or even affinity sometimes

>>715070873
Is there a way to tag my Umas so I don't have to search through every time for the right ones?

>>715070979
>is there basic quality of life in a japanese game
lol

>>715070979
you can set them as Favourite by clicking the little carrot to the left of their portrait

>>715070924
I would NEVER do this to Teio
I only have eyes for her upskirt shots

>humen women and men have genes to create horse hybrids on their own for reasons
did humanity fucked horses so much they integrated their entire species into the human genome and sexed them into extinction like the Neanderthals?

>>715070979
lol, lmao even

Anyone else getting this fucking error?

>>715071123
bricked account

>>715070248
Friendship is how you get more stats, look at its info in the card list. The one you have also helps mitigate horses who get into bad moods or to revert unlucky training, while giving you a fuck ton of stats

>>715071123
is your hard drive full?

>>715071123
clean your hard drive

She loves it! LOVES IT!

>>715071123
Did you click on any catbox link in these threads? Cygames might've detected that.

>>715070326
I've fapped to about 100 different feral horse vore audios and videos

>>715071238
>>715071262
My drive is fine, no other game shows that shit

>select the oponent with the highest score in Team Trials
>lose all 5 races
whats the point of choosing a stronger opponent???

>>715071425
More points if you win, I always choose the middle one.

>>715070924
>bullying teio
unforgivable

Looks like yesterday was the steam CCU peak. Party is over. FOTM confirmed.

>>715071584
No shit, try logging into the game today

ZERO events

>>715071425
I've only ever chosen the higher ranks when it offers bonuses for every win

where's my daily free roll? was that an event-only thing?

>>715070220
picrel looks tasty but i love horses so i dont think i would dare to try.

>>715071676
I got all mine just under an hour ago

(Left to right, Italy-USA-USA-New Zealand-UK)

>>715071676
this can't be real, you're right
Is Cygames trying to kill their own game?

I'm so hungry I could eat a mare.

>200 replies in an hour
>/vg/ generals getting 600 an hour

PERSONA BROS BLUE ARCHIVE BROS STOP THE COUNT WE CAN'T LOSE TO HORSE RACING NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>715071676
1500 free gems incoming

Nice, got my second copy of Suzuka SSR speed card and somehow manage to roll the sole 2* uma I didn't have from the tickets.

>>715071893
blue archive is fun but man that persona game was really bad

>>715071584
Of course. Lot of streamers wanted to check it out for funnies. People only pick it up for the shock value. Normal people are not going to actually stay and play a weeb anime mobile management simulator gatcha.

>have to wait another 7 hours to get hayahide
Gay

>Haru was in a bad mood today
NOOOOOOOOOOOO
https://x.com/hayateonjuku/status/1943076548351021232?t=JqTcwVpQ58bdqJUjSgIQlA&s=19

>>715071908
Sorry, that's a typo. It's actually 15 free gems.

>>715071838
Finally, an Uma that's taller than me. They should all be at least 190cm in my humble opinion.

>>715071971
keep edging for her little man

>>715071893
Im playing blue archive at the same time as Uma. I wish uma wasnt so stingy on carats though, you ge a fuck ton of pyroxene in BA

>>715068685
i hate this grandma
she keeps coming out of nowhere to steal races from my horse and her rivals

>>715071951
Congrats anon!

so I have 50 el caballo pieces, am I supposed to sit on these until I actually pull her or can I just use them now or how does this work?

El perro caca

Is Power really the stat to overtake others? Be honest

>>715072101
Not him but that's economically smarter, yes.

>>715072158
belno sexo

>>715070739
Which one?

>>715072154
>Not him but
he wasnt replying to anyone..

I HATE speed only going to train POWER from now on

>>715069430
i genuinely don't understand how people get their stats this high. is it really just "you have to have 3 star sparks" or am i doing something wrong?

>>715071095
Horses canonically don’t exist in the setting. Horse girls just sometimes happen and there’s no guarantee a human male breeding with a horse girl won’t just produce a human girl. Male horse-people don’t exist.

>>715071965
The Persona one deserves to get shat on, they absolutely fucked the release compared to the CN version

Why did they make the most boring umas the poster girls for the global release? Even if they wanted a 3 star there are better picks than Special Week and Silence Suzuka

>>715072154
It improve acceleration. It's just as important as speed the shorter the races are. Basically from start to middle the horse aren't even trying yet and doesn't use their full speed, so power and wit matter alot during this phase.

>>715072154
Is the stat to break the pck. Late and End, and at some extend Pace? Need Power.

>>715072328
Her skill tells you
>G00

>>715072154
Power to pull away and push others over
Wit to position properly and evade

Derby is a word that sounds so stupid. Looks like it was invented by a retard. Why don't just use horse race?

I take lone wolf not for the bonus but to deny the bonus to other players in pvp, fuck you fags

>tfw your favourite horse is not popular at all and is a side character in the canon
Would xhe be more loved once she arrived in global?

>>715072392
that run used 2* sparks but yeah they're pretty important. you can always borrow legacy umas from other people

>put my highest rated uma as a borrow
>check back
>realize she has 2* speed spark and a parent with another 2* speed spark
lol

>>715072732
Specially from anons

why the FUCK do all my support cards keep showing up in power when i'm running bourbon's career? they're 4 speed and 2 stamina!

>>715072847
>anon asks for my friend ID
>borrows my uma once then unfollows me
at least i have 10 crowns now...

>>715072328
00 is the primary one referred to, but her her unique has some shot for shot references to a launch sequence in SEED or Destiny.

>>715072479
>Mobile suit gundam 00
>Its actually freedom
What? Is this ai generated

>>715072392
borrow 9 star legacies, specifically stamina ones because thats the worst stat to train
take every event option that gives energy, you want to rest as little as possible
friendshipmax so you can get lots of rainbow trainings
if the training options are mid, train wit to regain a bit of energy and more wit is always good
always take super creek for swinging maestro

>450 in wit
>uma refuses to activate any of her skills
fuck me

>>715072602
How would people know you’re talking about a horse race and not horse (race)?

>>715073083
it's from google so probably

>>715072993
isn't the launch sequence in basically every gundam all the way from 0079?

let me know when the nude mods are out

>>715072602
It was named after a British nobleman.

>>715066729
Sometimes horses take a tumble and well, fixing a really broken horse limb is very painful for the horse and very expensive for the non horse

>>715072602
Rally is so stupid why not just say time trial

>yesterday
>win against special week by Distance twice
>today
>get second place twice by 1 length
These races just feels like a coinflip desu.

more like El PeruANO Pizza

>>715066994
Unironically how the FUCK do you lose with Mayonegg Top Kek? Are you dumb?

>>715073446
It is a coinflip. URA is unironically the easy mode due to it secretly boosting your stats.

>>715068685
That's really a nice nature...

Please just win loser-Chan

>>715073509
This brings to mind that filly video from the other thread.

負けられない!

>>715067765
>Beyond these general concepts, some details about Tachyon’s design caught the director’s eye; to be precise, it was the horsegirl’s own pupils. The unusual stripes in her eyes are said to be a reference to the double-slit experiment, which demonstrates the duality of particle and wave behaviors of light. Due to its loose relationship with quantum mechanics, Leaf noticed that fans had used that information to theorize about the existence of parallel worlds in the Uma Musume universe. Although he wouldn’t canonize those theories, their adjacency with all the ideas he was brewing—after all, what are parallel worlds but possibilities—encouraged him to pursue that direction.

>>715073281
It could be, but I definitely remember 4 years ago there was a side by side comparison of one from something SEED related and it matched up incredibly well.

I love her so much bros...

>>715073679
paypiggie-kun...

Now that I think about it, it is honestly a miracle that all of our Umas are mentally stable(lol) enough.
Imagine going to rice shower's room and the girl just straight up hangs herself because of the stress from training...

nooo I rolled an SSR but it was sped-chan...

WHERE IS MY FREE ROLL

>>715074138
Nta but long races significantly generate more fans than sprinters. My Gold Ship got similar epithet and I am completely f2p, I don't even have a Super Creek or Fine Motion. It's not that hard if you know what are you doing.

>trophies for winning legend races are their worn stinky shoes
they knew what they were doing

Mayano Top Cun

one more week until kitasan... then I can finally play the game...

I’m new to the game. When do I get to pull for this cute horse?

>>715073969
thats awesome man

>>715074551
Put her as a support card and you can literally take her out on dates

I’m having trouble finding anything with Dantsu Flame in JP. Is she really not a trainee yet? What kinda shitty game is this??

I need your most evil Uma that isn't just Goldship.

>>715072154
Wit is the most important stat in the game. Everything procs on Wit. Power especially is irrelevant if your Uma is too stupid to actually know when to move.

>>715074794
rice shower's commitment to failing every career run is pretty evil

>>715074794
Goldship isn't evil, she's chaotic neutral

yay I got exactly the one I wanted from the 2* guarantee ticket.

>>715066019 (OP)
worth using selector on her?

>>715070924
Fake and gay.

so how do female trainers get baby umas? do they just entrust the role to male trainers? on some cuckqueen shit?

>>715074794
Super Creek outside of the game is full evil

>>715075106
if you wanna simulate dealing with an IRL doomer woman, then sure, go ahead.

>>715075106
hell no. i did and i regret it.

>>715075138
they take the futa horsecock

>tfw over 100 pulls in and still no 3* Tachyon
>not even a 2*
>just barely able to star up a 1* Tachyon once
>even had to buy like 50 star pieces just to 2* her
I just WANT her, man...

aww man lost in the finals

Decide to roll 10x for uma just once just because I already complete all of my current umas careers. Very happy I got the two missing SR and insanely two Bourbon.

>>715075146
That's just in CynGray, and she's only edgy there because Oguri Cap fans irl were shitty to the horse because it kept beating their beloved horsefu. Season 1-3 Creek is nice enough when she appears, and IRL Creek was a lovely friendly horse very kind to his jockey.

>>715067765
They're oddly hypnotic. Knew something was perfectly wrong with her from that alone

>>715075214
>pic
what is that esl drivel

Can you just make every uma 50cm taller?

>>715075126
Is this appropriate behavior between an uma and her trainer? Asking for my trainer friend.

>>715075406
Except flower who should be 50cm smaller

>>715075434
helps with keeping their mood up, you should do it often

After like a dozen of shit careers and at the border of suicide, it finally clicked on me. I finally won URA with someone who isn't Bakushin and this beast defeated Spe without breaking a sweat.
Shame I finally locked in immediately after the event ended but I'm still happy.

>>715075367
luckGOD

>>715075278
>I just WANT her
then you'd better pay up

>>715074739
She has 3 Support Cards but not playable yet.
Then again, remember that characters like Ikuno Dictus took until 2024 to be playable, despite appearing in Season 2 of the anime (2021) and launch day of the game as a Support Card.

>Getting a 2 star uma to a 3 star takes 100 shards.
Holy shit man. Who thought this was a good idea

>>715075527
gratz. the game clicked with me recently as well, thanks to Grass Wonder
that event was bullshit by the way, JP anons told me that those events usually last for a month. we got shafted.

B+ is the best I could do so far. How exactly do I cross the A barrier? Will I actually have to pay attention to sparks? Focus on getting higher stats? Optimize how many skills I buy so I can buy more skins? Just roll for dupes of my support cards?

so why do 2 stars start with their ult at level 2 but nobody else gets that benefit?

>>715075367
Like holy shit I was so shocked I forgot to screencap it.

>>715075474
Based

>>715075935
Several 3* sparks on all parents

>>715075873
>those events usually last for a month
No wonder the fucking goal for the card was so high. I was playing at my own pace reading every single event I had no chance.
Why do they even want to speedrun global? We can have our own 4 years and enjoy the game right? RIGHT?

>tfw Ive been on JP all along
>tfw my country actually supports JP all along
>tfw ive been held from uma all along thinking i cant play it

>>715075950
1 star = level 1
2 star = level 2
3 star = upgraded level 1

>>715076236
its especially stupid considering we now have a week period with no event happening at all lmfao

amount of banners until the game is blacklisted by normalfags

Y'all best not be using GRASS WONDER or EL CONDOR PASA in SPE-CHAN'S Legend Event...

>>715076257
>ive been held from uma all along thinking i cant play
what does this mean?

>>715076451
my wife...

>>715075963
>2 bourbons in 1 roll
what the fuck

>even more front runner cards
well shit, its time to do another BAKUSHIN run

I have mostly leveled R supports because I'm saving pulls for the banner on the 16th. It's still possible to get lucky on sparks, right? As in, does support rarity have any effect on the sparks you get?

>>715076508
Probably meant that he waited for global when didn’t need to

>need two more bonus rewards from tram trials to finish the special missions
Are these things just fucking random?

Why are the legend race trophies shoes? Do they WANT me to fill them with cum?

>>715067906
>>715069326
Why is she so adorable

>>715074138
I have spent ZERO dollars on this game.
That run was also NINE fucking days ago

>>715076451
The fillies being so far apart should make it easy for me to get them all f2p

>>715076608
how come i didn't get a free scout today?
>>715076614
support rarity has no effect on sparks

>>715073734
>>715068685
NICE NATY

Reminder that when you, the trainer, fail to help your Uma win a race- You have to then watch as your Uma is forced to be a back-up dancer for the bitch who beat her. It's a humiliation ritual for both of you, really.

I won 5 careers in a row, tried rice shower, and now I can't get halfway through a career with anyone.

>>715076858
blue rose of misfortune...

>>715076451
huh oh

I Like Brian, Groove wedimg, Hishi Amazon, Grass Wonder, El Condor, Maruzensky summer, Meishi.

How many carrots to get all of them?

>>715076792
fre scouts are for paid customers only going forward

>>715076792
its from the SSR ticket you get from the missions

>>715076912
If you aren't a lucklet with skill issues you only need 1,050 free carats

>>715076792
Thanks, good to know. I also do not have a free scout today, fyi.

>>715076458
what a jabroni

[Posting because I find it interesting]
Maya's racing outfit used to 1:1 be the jacket used in Top Gun, but due to controversy, the US, Japan, Taiwan, and NATO flag patches were removed from the back. I am not sure if it was to reduce similarities to the actual jacket, or if it was to pre-emptively prevent chinks from going insane over mentions of Taiwan.

>>715076973
oh okay

>>715069326
I mean, do you really think you can out run an Uma?

>>715077063
She's not bald or red though

>>715077063
ANDALE ANDALE! TACOS AND BURRITOS, MI AMIGOS! NACHOS AND TAQUITOS!

>>715077070
>r if it was to pre-emptively prevent chinks from going insane over mentions of Taiwan.
most likely this, they threw a huge shitfit when the first Maverick trailer showed the flag for a quarter of a second

It's time to unite their powers once more.

>>715077421
neither are playable in the game, come back later

So, is Gold Ship's stamina SSR any good or do I just kms?

>>715077063
KEK WHAT A KWAB

You do win all of your races, right /v/?

>>715077219
SI BUENOS DÍAS LUCHA LIBRE SALSA PICANTE ARRRRRIBAAAAA

>>715077650
only happened once

>>715077063
IN THE SIZZLING SUMMER OF '25, SPECIAL WEEK WAS DEFEATED ON THE TRACK BY A MASK-WEARING GENTLEWOMAN.

>>715077650
No because I do more than the bare minimum and take risks for big rewards

I fapped to my first horse girl yesterday

I'm sorry my daughters

>>715077650
Hmm.. Nyo...

>>715077663
Which horse do actual latinchads prefer

>>715077605
Based Family.

>>715077219
>El Condor Pasa was born in Kentucky
She's the Uma equivalent of a white girl who constantly talks about her "Latina heritage" because her last name is Rodriguez

Small detail but just me that likes how easy to open this game is?
>turn on pc
>click special week icon
>click in the game ONCE to login
Meanwhile hoyoshit needs you to click to confirm multiple times and has an awkward wait in the middle so you can't quite spam click either. It's a more cumbersome login.

>>715077650
>only 10 races
She barely races at all. That's tons of free schedule.

I did it lads, my first legend

What's his main uma?

>>715077598
Many are saying this.

>>715077885
Nishino Flower

>>715077789
Grass Wonder is my wife so I feel no shame

>>715074138
>>715076731
anon got BTFOOOOO

>>715077885
That bestiality sex having chad defintely love Hishi Amazon.

I love them so much bros

>>715077885
Probably Michelle My Baby or Obey Your Master on account of them being American. Maybe more so Michelle since she's got... Attributes... He likes... Attributes Booker T's wife shared...

does anyone have a "cheat sheet"? i cant be bothered sifting through thousands of guides and google docs. i feel like im missing some critical info regarding builds for different running styles and ideal legacy setups
been playing for 6 days and won one final with the scarlet girl. got 2nd with maruzensky and the tom cruise girl

>>715077842
this isn't a small detail at all when you have to open it everyday, maybe a few times a day it really is amazing how you get thrown into the main screen a few seconds after tapping the icon, Blue archive took atleast a minute to open every time

>>715077605
>My future in law is a crazy mad scientist
Uh based

>>715078078
so cool! sonuvabitch

>>715077070
It’s hard to tell since they did do an official Top Gun Maverick collab around that time.

>>715077869
What support cards did you use? I struggled to even get a finale win with her because shes a front runner that does long races, but im pretty sure its all due to me lacking stamina cards.

>>715077650
yes

>>715077583
E to C

>>715078019
Kek I feel sorry for Creek, got cucked out of 1st place by her own teammate.

Spe-Chan's Flaws: The True Face of Japan's Supreme Commander

>Grew up with Grass Wonder in Northern Farm Kuko Branch
>Seemingly good friends
>Till they weren't
>Grass Wonder didn't appear to have issues with Spe and the farm staff noted no instigating incident, but suddenly Spe simply despised them and would become abrasively hostile to them.
>This hostility was carried over to all Chestnut-Coloured Horses by association.

>Met El Condor Pasa
>Failed to ever defeat them
>Lost Horse of the Year to them, spurring on Spe's team to become aggressive in the media regarding it

>Ended up sharing a retirement home with Grass Wonder and El Pasa
>Continued to hate both
>During a fan-meet event in 2019, Spe showed complete disdain to have to be out and about with Grass Wonder
>Grass Wonder was unfazed and in retort sported an enormous erection in Spe's direction
>Grass Wonder had to be led away lest it upset the visiting fans
>We know little about how Spe-chan reacted
>Likely angrily

>Spe hated mating
>Would become problematic, aggressive and disdainful if forced to
>Would even 'fake' mating to the annoyance of the staff
>Unless it was Mejiro Dober, for some reason
>Spe-Chan's lust for Mejiro Dober is so great that when mating was done, he'd have to be forced away from Dober due to his desire to immediately begin a second round.

>>715078205
Kek he wasn't an incel he just completely love his whore wife.

>>715077650
>10 races
Lol
Lmao

>>715078175
>Look at which of the girls has the biggest tits
>Use my free SSR ticket on taiki shuttle
>Manage to get my first career win with her as well
She'll always hold a special place in my heart.

>>715078414
But did you get the onsen ticket

>>715078170
These and I borrowed a 3 spark speed girl from a friend and a nearly maxxed fine motion, there are probably better SR cards to use too

I like Tamamo Cross's voice when can I get her?

>>715078205
>hate mares
>has two daughters and later a granddaughter
special week's life is truly ironic

Hate this stupid fucking horse. Fucking useless bitch.

>Rice shower
>Train stamina and guts until the first race.
>wins race by a huge lead
>Focus on speed and then every other day do stamina and guts.
>win the first big "Sho" race
And then she gets left in the dust in the race you have to get 1st. I've been clicking auto-add on the legend and event card thing because surely the game knows what's best. What cards make Rice shower win?

>>715078205
>>Grass Wonder was unfazed and in retort sported an enormous erection in Spe's direction
Extremely based. Gotta train a Grass to mog to spic week in the legend race now

>>715074864
>not evil
Sure.

Just read that the irl Gold Ship has 517 children. Dude FUCKS.

>>715078582
Every day you're seething about rice shower here, how about you git gud

>>715078756
>not even half as many as Bakushin
Sad!

>>715078753
No joke, what are you supposed to do against serial killers or predators umamusumes? Carry a gun and hope your reaction speed is faster then theirs?

>>715078756
And he gets paid top yen to do so

>>715078753
>Average front runner 100m away from the goal thinking it left everyone in the dust behind vs Goldship suddenly caring to win the race

>>715078756
>absolute fucking unhinged lunatic on the racetrack
>jockey wakes up every race day praying to god the horse is ‘normal’ today
>retires
>doctors find out he has zero injuries
>people start to think he never once took racing seriously in his entire career
>spends his post racing life as a stud horse
>apparently he’s so gentle they bring in mares who have trouble conceiving to him because he knows how to handle them
Gold Ship is literally the most gigachad fucking creature on the planet.

>>715078756
That's not that abnormally high. Manhattan Café sired 1,047 kiddo's. (Of which about 600 or so were successful on the track).

i NEED AN ACTUALLY GOOD CLUB

>>715078497
>those tits on super creek

>>715078414
My only turn off is that japanese american accent

>>715079079
Just go “hey look, a gigantic carrot/carrot/parfait just went that way!” and her primal retard brain’s desire for treats will start running after it.

>>715079126
You people glaze Golshi more than his owner does. Get off his dick.

>>715078637
Unironically join the official discord (home screen > bulleting board).
You don't need to talk to anybody, they just have a chat where they post IDs so you can start by following someone with 9* Speed sparks or something, that's already free 150+ speed in a run (50+ every Inspiration).

>>715078486
No sadly, I need to try her again. Ive been doing runs with other umas.

>>715079294
Yeah im not a big fan but its sort of endearing

>>715079372
Make me

Odds I use up all 27k carats I have saved up to roll right now.

Evens I wait for Kitasan.

Zero I blow my brains out with a gun.

Ryuji Wada must be destroyed.

>>715079587
>not zero
dang

>>715074615
Does the reporter have a card?

What should I be looking for as far as cope support cards go?
Like, should I put more priority on the stats I need, the skills that synergize with the horse I'm raising, or just raw level/uncap/rarity for the passive bonuses?

>>715079587
Your account is unironically bricked if you dont get at least one copy of kitasan black

>want better cards for career
>saving carats for Kitasan
Guess I'll just lose for now

5.5k saved for kitasan lets goooo

>follows your lvl45 kita account
lol thanks piggy...

>>715079709
Sounds lame. I'm going to ignore Kitasan and win anyway, because I'm based.

>>715079587
>>715079719
>not saving for Kitasan where you'll be guaranteed better cards anyway trying to pull her
Think, anon, think.

>>715078205
>Spe hates browns and women
>Bakushin hates Muslims
Any other chud horses?

>>715079846
tamamo has a micropenis and kicked and killed a mare midsex.

>>715079709
one copy is actually useless though you're still bricked and might as well uninstall life itself

>Cucked out of both this ticket and the 3* one from completing all 7 day goal
Fuck me I guess

>>715079919
Just like me frfr

>>715079943
They aren't timed.

>>715079943
only the event stuff was timed anon don't worry

>>715079709
Nah, you can just borrow it from a whale as a cope. My account already got nice balance of supports card, just lacking power support.

>>715079943
just do it later?

>>715079943
It’s not like it ever goes away.

How do you get the claw machine minigame? Is it just with urara?

>>715079930
>>715080043
anyone who tells you that is lying and you'll be permanently behind everyone who has kitasan black for themselves. Many players have been through this before and will tell you, roll for kitasan black

If I hear a HAAA HA HA HA HA HA one more fucking time I'm gonna freak.

>>715079683
I think its stats needed for your uma > level of card > skills. You can get by on the skills your legacy horses will give you.

>>715080142
It's random when you go on recreation. Odds go up to get it depending what year you're in IIRC

>>715080061
>>715080039
>>715079995
I know, I meant getting blueballed right at the end by bad luck for the day.

>>715079846
ENTER: THE KING OF CHUDS, THE WHITE LIGHTNING, TAMAMO CROSS!

>Had a lot of tragedy in his early life: his farm was dirt poor (went bankrupt before Tamamo Cross became successful) and he eventually was taken away from it, his mum died, and he was very skittish and meek.
>His relatively successful little sister - Miyama Poppy, also went missing after retirement.
>Micro-Penis. His team decided to make this public for some reason but yeah.
>All of these factors turned him psychotic.
>Liked biting people and getting into fights.
>Has a very violent temper. Other horses avoid him because he seems like 'trouble'.
>Bit the ass of Tikkanen (1994 BC Turf winner), an introduced stallion in his retirement farm.
>He had a quarrel with almost every horse beside him in the retirement stable, most notably Mejiro Bright, Paradise Creek, and Tikkanen. He would chase those horses angrily (with ears folding back) in the paddocks.
>Mejiro Bright would fight back ferociously, it got to the point that the staff were like 'fuck it, just let them fight.'
>Taiki Shuttle of Seiun Sky cucking fame tried to pick a fight with him, but was beaten in seconds.
>Think Special Week was mean to mares?
>Tamamo Cross kicked and killed a mating partner in one mating attempt.
>Did NOT like mares at all.
>Wasn't much fond of human women either.
>Tamamo has been found to have grabbed women's clothes and dragged them away, or torn them up and torn them into pieces.
>"Tamamo Cross had a vain personality that did not trust people or words."
>Frequent attempts to kill humans.
>Including his main rider during his active years, Katsumi Minai.
>For unknown reasons, it is said that the person Tamamo Cross wanted to kill the most was a tourist wearing a parka.
>In one anecdote, there was a man who boasted, "I've stroked the head of Tamamo Cross before," and the person in charge laughed and said, "Seeing as your fingers were all intact, that couldn't have been Tamamo Cross."

>>715080225
you can use juices

>>715080142
recreation can trigger it so long as you're at least in classic year. hurts when i hit it right after getting karaoke but i guess it's an event for the archive

>>715066729
she was a fucking horse

>>715080175
>permanently behind everyone
Good. They can fight for scraps with the other whales while the white men have good hearted competitive races.

>>715080274
>Micro-Penis. His team decided to make this public for some reason but yeah.
so the reports of zoomer men having bigger cocks is a lie eh?

>>715080274
Why was this loser not glue'd

>>715080274
WHITE LIGHTNING

>>715066729
talk about beating a dead horse

>>715080274
>Taiki Shuttle of Seiun Sky cucking fame
Didn't he also get cucked by Tachyon? Skybros what the fuck is this?

4th career win in a row baby.

>>715080274
(2/2)

>He and Taiki had grounds next to each other.
>The space between those grounds was nicknamed 'The Road of Death.' by staff.
>Mejiro Bright was the only one who really didn't give a shit about walking said road though.
>When Tamamo would attempt to intimidate him, Bright would hit him with the unfazed stare.
>Just another reason these two became the biggest combatants of the stable.
>Katsumi Minai, his prior mentioned jockey, however actually attributes a lot of his strength in present years to the trials of handling such a tenacious and hateful horse.
>"He is the horse who made me a man." - Katsumi Minai

>>715080537
He's been dead for 22 years

>>715080274
Based.

>>715080668
Oh my mistake I forgot glue was invented 21 years ago

>>715080649
lick

>>715080537
He won too many races in his prime.

when i try to build mayano as a pace chaser she constantly jobs (even with sufficient power/stamina) but front runner she gets 1st every time... why is front runner so broken

What the fuck is with king halo's career? Pick a race length and stick with it.

How long until Gentildonna?

>>715080814
She can do anything

best umas in JP right now? or is it truly just pick your waifus and focus on supports?

>>715080616
Generally speaking if you ever hear of a particularly scandalous mare- Or a story of NTR in the horse community- It's almost a certainty that Agnes Tachyon won't be involved in the actual feud, but he will snake his way in and find a way to fuck the mare too. He had a thing for slutty women I guess. (Or his team had a sense of humour).

As to Seiun Sky, though?

>Nishino Flower and Seiun Sky's romance is legendary.
>They were constantly written about and drawn by fans as a beautiful couple.
>They'd even be buried together IRL, a rare honour for a horse pair that were in love.
>Taiki Shuttle did not give a fuck about any of this.
>Taiki bred Nishino Flower during this starry romance.
>He also bred Nishino's mother.
>And when Nishino and Seiun had a darling daughter together?
>Taiki found his way to her too.
>This American did not give a shit.
>Perhaps he learned the ways of debauchery from the boss horse he served in his stable, Meisho Doto, who was well known for being a pervy Oji-San...

>>715080848
not when i'm running her

>>715080823
Four years. She just came out on JP earlier this year

>>715080537
If you're incredibly strong, you can get away with anything.

so close to 4 star mcqueen bros.... just a few more chess pieces......

>>715080882
Donna and Orf are most meta but unless you’re prepared to dump like 10k USD into the gacha, just get who you like best because you’re never going to catch up enough for that to matter.

took me many tried for goldship
turn out I should just max power
she is now my GOATship

>>715081248
Don’t forget about the time Sweep called Kitasan a nigger and Cygays literally had to censors the line…

>>715080948
>Pervy ojisan
wdym????

>>715080769
Because you need more power than you think as pace chaser unless you get the right skills that let your uma pass. Most of the time your pace chaser will lose because they get body blocked.

Front runner just needs you pumping speed and stam and the amount of power you get from speed will more than cover what you need

>>715080769
need more power when not front

>>715081343
also, how to build this one?

>>715080948
This should be a doujin.

>>715080769
Pacers use more stamina than everyone else also

>first 3 spark is a signature skill
Is this anything? I got Teio's

>>715081248
Worth mentioning that Kitasan Black wasn't 'emulating' Tokai Teio IRL, that was just something the anime did. Which is so randomly extra abusive to Kitasan since Duramente, just like in the anime, ended up being the one with the Tokai Teio career. He even had his own Dura-Step. Cygames just gave Kitasan MORE L's to live with. Will he ever recover?

>>715081343
Historically speaking-

>Meisho Doto was a boss horse in his retirement
>Made Taiki Shuttle and Rose Kingdom into his loyal minions
>Would always be seen together by staff and by guests
>But that's not all they'd see.
>When mares were brought to the stable, Meisho would leer at them without shame.
>He loved mating. He loved staring. He loved mares simply being near him.
>He was an unabashed pervert that would not hide it regardless of the audience.
>Fans came to nickname him a "Dirty Old Man!/Oji-San!" because of this behaviour.

Im going to hokkaido later this year. Should I go visit IRL Gold Ship?

>race is called Saudi Arabia Royal Cup
>isn't in Saudi Arabia
why are nips so retarded?

>>715080948
>Taiki Shuttle did not give a fuck about any of this.
Why are you guys framing these anecdotes like the horses didn't breed whoever their owners allowed them to breed at their discretion based on prices they were willing to provide to each other without the actual horses getting any say in the matter? Sometimes even using mares in heat to entice stallions to mate with the less attractive but faster mares?

>>715081789
Buy some of his cum also

>>715081789
not unless you want to lose your kneecaps

>>715081843
>/v/ plays umamusume irl

>>715081770
>tfw my favorite horse probably looks and acts like this as a human IRL
:(

>>715081840
Because it's funnier. Grow a sense of humour.

>>715081470
>pacers needs MAX stam and MAX power and also SPEED but also WIT so your uma can actually find the path to pass
fuck running anything that isn't a front runner holy shit

>>715077663
>that mask
If i pull that off will she die?

>>715081770
i thought wild horses stallions wouldn't tolerate other males

>>715079723
>Gold Ship still alive
>Haru Urara still alive
Can’t they do some science and artificially insemenate Haru’s eggs and make a test tube hyper horse?
It’ll go on to carry on Haru’s legacy and Japan’s hope that Haru Urara II will win one race.

>>715082018
eh at least end and late umas have solid skills for the most part that give them an advantage, but yea pacers kind of suck balls rights now compared to other umas

>>715081940
If it helps, his RL friendship with TM Opera O was pretty legitimate. They were very nice to each other and Meisho didn't show any of his usual *tries to dominate you* behaviour that he pulled in the stable as a boss horse. (Though he did despise Opera's jockey for some reason). He has his cute points.

It's fucking peak.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrSkoc1rdpc

>>715082018
You will learn

Why is she so mean?

>>715068653
Just looked it up, kino.
>Montjeu comes! Montjeu comes! Montjeu comes!

>>715082238
That offspring would refuse to race outright

Is Daring Tact the youngest horse in the game right now? She was added while she was active during 2020-2023 before retirement

>>715082434
She's making Grass stronger.

>>715082238
haru urara is a meme horse. She could afford a retirement lifebut definitely not gold ship's fucking $13000 sperm

>>715082180
I'm not particularly knowledgeable on the behaviour of stallions in the wild- But 'Boss Horses' that take on 'lackeys' are pretty common in race horsing stables. Pic related goes into some of the other ones in Japan's history. I'll elaborate on said image here.

>Gold Ship was a Boss. Tosen Jordan was another.
>Hated each other when they met.
>Orfevre, Gold Ship's brother, was Tosen Jordan's bitch. That probably didn't help.
>Just A Way was both underling, neighbour and best friend to Gold Ship. Gold Ship would play up disliking him and they'd tussle, but whenever Just A Way wasn't present he'd get upset. They tried putting another horse in Just A Way's stall once, and Gold Ship freaked out till they changed the arrangement back to normal.
>The Other Boss Horses at the bottom?
>Symboli Rudolf: Not many stories to share about them 'bossing' around, though Mr C.B. was speculated to be intimidated by them. In younger years, they learned how to 'boss' by bullying their mother Sweet Luna. (Though their grandpa Speed Symboli would beat them up for this).
>Nice Nature: Not really a 'boss' so much as a 'representative' for old horses. A care-taker figure.
>Meisho Doto: A dirty old oji-san mobster. Forced Taiki Shuttle and Rose Kingdom to help him run things. YEARNED for MARES. Incredibly lusty for his species. Never was pushy with his beloved TM Opera O though, besties for life.
>Zenno Rob Roy: Went to the UK once and dominated the other horses in the stable he was residing in within a week. Rob Roy was just like that.
>Curren Chan: Lovely to humans. Her jockey got really lucky with Curren. Not so nice to other horses what-so-ever.
>Not pictured is another personal favourite, Symboli Kris S. Kris exerted power not by personality nor by violence, but by accident. He was big and scary, so horses fell in line. In reality he was probably too mild to have ever bullied anyone.

>>715082434
because she's a fucking CHESTNUT COLORED HORSE RAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHH

>>715082427
learn WHAT

>>715066019 (OP)

>use 4 SSR speed and 2 ssr support
>max speed
>win every race
>learn some of the best skills
>pretty good stats despite focusing speed.
>B+

Fuck this game lmao.

shit just not bakushin in here.

I think it's finally time for a Daiwa Scarlet vengeance run.

>>715082627
The Japanese government can pay for it. Think about what it would do for Japanese morale. There’s dumber shit they could spend money on.

How would getting railed by doto feel like? is he a good mater?

>>715082627
To be fair, they were planning to breed her with Deep Impact at one point. Haru Urara shooting massively above her weight class in potential breeding partners is nothing new.

Oh, I like Nice Nature. How come 1-star umas are so endearing?

>>715082627
They wanted to breed her with Deep Impact and had the money raised to do it too, and Deep’s stud fee was way higher.

The data link mission finally completed for me today, for whatever reason

>>715082238
uuchan is geriatric dude she'll just die pregnant or during birth. then you have to deal with "golshi killed urara" legacy

>>715082669
When the first real PvP event comes and nigers job nonstop to Sashi and Oikomi GODS.

>>715082267
Is this why I keep losing? I keep trying to use Umas that have their preference as Pace, and only won with Bakushin because of the speed meme

Special Week more like SEXUAL WEEK.

>>715082804
Too busy spending billions importing indians to tank native birth rates to do that

>>715082986
Why do you think I mentioned test tubes? I’m sure we have the technology for that shit. Probably.

>>715082238
Artificial insemination is banned for JRA horses, and Halu Ulala is the equivalent of like 85 years old.

i'm gonna make every uma a 3 star
eventually

>>715082823
Does Doto have a giant fucking cock, is that why his uma has massive tits?

>>715083220
>uma tit sizes are the sizes of their horse cocks
it all makes sense now

Are they still making new umas?

>>715082238
If you wanted an Urara Super Horse, at least pick an actual Triple Crown winner to do the job. Golshi's shitty 'erratic maniac' genes aren't worth the trouble. it's not like his progeny line has been much to write home about.

>>715083141
It’s for Japan’s future. I’m sure they could make an exception. Think of the headlines. Haru Urara Impregated! Why Haven’t You Impregnated A Nice Japanese Girl Yet? Shinzo Abe’s dream will finally become a reality.

How do I build Opera? I don't seem to click with her.

>>715083296
The most recent new Uma announcement was a few weeks ago, yes.

>>715083220
tit size is how fat they were

>>715082823
He's not abusive if nothing else. I've never read anything about how the mares 'took' to Meisho, only that Meisho deeply appreciated getting to breed them. But not hearing anything also means he wasn't a problem, didn't harm them and didn't fall short of getting the job done.

>>715083296
JP is getting a new uma on the 11th, they can go for a long ass time.

>>715083454
By that logic Hishi Akebono would be the most stacked character by far, and she's not.

>>715083072
Kinda, take my Daiwa Scarlet for example. Has an A grade in both front and pace, is automatically set in pace; it lost my first race if you can believe it. Had to switch to front and it dominated until the end of the campaign where I had enough power and stamina to switch back to pace.

>>715083387
>Why Haven’t You Impregnated A Nice Japanese Girl Yet
why haven't you impregnated a nice japanese old lady yet*
those grannies are gonna get taken for a ride!

>>715083452
>>715083501
Nice, is an old legend or a more recent guy?

>>715083563
the cock theory stands strong.

>>715083296
It's a very old sport that gets new 'athletes' every year, and it's an on-going one at that. Uma Musume will never run out of potential characters. It's even influencing real world horses into existence. Happy Meek became real because the game willed it so.

>>715083581
>losing the debut race
Name a worse feeling

How long until Cygames pivots to the vtuber/idol group model?

>wait until you have enough to make a group of 3-6 umas
>debut them all at once as a generation
>give them a cool unit name
>every time a new generation debuts, it could be a big deal and give people a reason to redownload the game

>>715083672
Then this happy meek gets turned into an uma and it's a completely different girl, what a twist

>>715083739
gold ship is a vtuber

>>715083601
Golshi’s father.
In February they announced a whole bunch of horses who ran in 2019-2021.
And Daring Tact still remains the most recent horse to have been turned into an Uma.

>>715083739
Gold Ship is already a youtuber. That being said they probably won't ever take it beyond Gold Ship.

how do you think umas are treated in islamic countries? like women, like horses, like angels of muhammad, or like walking blasphemy? keep in mind there is a saudi arabia-themed cup in japan.

>>715083804
>>715083854
I didn’t mean actual vtubers but the vtuber culture they picked up from Japanese idols and idol groups.

>>715083141
two years ago someone posted in a /an/ thread about horses a man fucking a mere, arguing our penises are more exiting for a horse then the giant ones because we last more
there are anons who will mate, and you cannot stop them

>>715083879
Horses were important to sand people so probably decently treated

>>715083549
>>715083549
>>715083549

Gentildonna Factoids

>JRA description

"A talented woman named Lady Noble ran across the stage of glory.

With the quick wit that reminds me of their father who was praised as a hero
The mare has won the honour of three crowns.

The strongest inherited genes draw dreams that surpass imagination."

>In 2012, she achieved the Triple Crown for fillies, becoming the first female horse to achieve the Triple Crown in Japanese horse racing.
>After winning the Japan Cup, she became the second female Japan Cup winner and also became the Horse of the Year.
>However, during this race, suspicions arose that she intentionally collided with Orfevre, and she gained the image of a "villain daughter."
>After bumping into Gold Ship due to her jockey's error, and Gold Ship striking back, it became all the more popular for fans to paint her as a 'villainess'.
>Gold Ship, notably, didn't seem to like her. Gold Ship's team claimed that Gold Ship simply didn't consider her a woman. Perhaps due to her physique.
>To quote fans she "Must have been born a mare due to some kind of mistake."
>The original mare had an overly rugged physique, and was famously described as being like a gorilla throughout her active years.
>"A gorilla in horse clothing."
>However, the Uma design was created in a style that matched the meaning of her name- Lady- and instead her physique was slapped onto her chest.
>It is said that the real-life horse actually had a large chest circumference. Even at Dubai SC, there were people who saw Gentildonna and expressed admiration for her "sexy body".
>After winning the Triple Tiara, Gentildonna only competed in mixed races (aka including guy honses). She had already proven herself to be the best filly, so there was no need to compete in more filly races.
>Her seven international G1 wins make her one of the most dominant race-horses Japan has produced.
>Proof of Deep Impact's incredible genes.
>While maternal, she can be violent with foals from other mares.

>>715084060
You better have the sauce for all that spaghetti, young ma'am.

>>715084120
retard

>>715084120
AIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HELP ME MOD-SAMA

>>715084339
say that to my face

>>715084590
retard

>>715084757
gold ship your eyes...

>>715070924
I get the joke and no one else does

reminder you must collect all the grays

>>715083706
Losing it twice and doing worst the second time despite having more stats. Fucking rice shower

>>715084930
if its not funny then its not a joke

cute and free

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